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shit teams
uh oh, stinky
I love feet.
We not losing another game for the reason of the season
My Patties would blow a three touchdown lead to both of these shit teams
How much Mahomosexuality will we get from Collinsworth since Mahomes tore his ACL today?
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
VIKINGS-chan>HAIIINANI GA SUKI>DARKO CHOCO LETTO, YAREEB AHH NINE TAA
>>152505288Its a late season prime time game thats gonna happen.
>JJ ain't the guy brother
>mutthomes out>two rams players injured>bo nix wonbad day for chicano dogs
>tfw no water bottle pony tail girl gf
I swear to god I just saw someone walking around in the woods behind my house. Im so fucking scared bros, I want to get up but cant, my parents left to go to some christmas party at their friends house 20 minutes away and Im staying at their house alone since Im back from college
If Dallas aren't pussies they'll go for it here.
>>152505296go away rex
What have you guys been eating since your EBT got cut off?
>>152505301but carlos y'all blew a 21 point lead today to the bills
Why are they like this?(MODS THIS ISN'T ME. IT'S MY FRIEND. HE SENT ME THIS SCREENSHOT)
FUCK FUCK FUCK, I totally forgot the Cowboys played tonight. How's the game so far, lads? Was just finishing up my bathroom remodel, pic related. Whatchu all think?
DAK PROSCAT AND THE DALLAS COWSÖYS
JJ McCarthy is giving Roxas
My reffies will make a huge play soon. Check'em.
>>152505302Collinsworth is a fame vampire so he will just latch onto the next big star QB.
A healthy muhomo would destroy both these shit teams
This is shaping up to be the worst game of the day. These teams suck.
>>152505321N
>>152505325Patriots lost, please understand
>>152505320cool it, Welker
>>152505329says a lot about what you think of the cowboys if you model your bathroom around the team
Just doordashed a burger and some chili cheese fries
I wanna leave behind a messy corpse
>>152505310>Statutory rape disclosed>Whites fuck kids so we have to make the numbers look better
What are the odds JJ turns his career around? In terms of games played he's really young in his career technically
>cowcanos think they have a chance
>>152505302>Oh no we’re not going to the ‘offs I just tore my ACLBelieveable if yous are from Missouri
why are there a bunch of suicidal people in this thread
white people dont season they food
>>152505329
>>152505364honestly, 50-50 at this point.
i wish jj were better. he'd be a loveable sperg if he did play like such shit.
>St. Denis MedicalWho unironically watches shows like this?
>>152505373Nothin to live for.
>>152505364This bitch looks turkish af
>>152505380Every time
>>152505383Nah, he creeps me out
>>152505285>christmas party on a sunday night This is really the best excuse they could come up with?
LMFAO
>>152505384Boomers
elite screen pass by nine
that was a horsecollar and hip drop
lmao nice horse collar Cowsois
The half white mutt ITT is trying to pretend he fits in with the whites again by posting /pol/ infographs. Same old same old
>>152505373terrible game
Oh shid. Cowgirls?
GOOD THROW NINE
APOLOGIZE
oh shit JJ is playing, Nine is gone for now
>>152505404Texas was literally Spanish territory first, Brittard.
APOLOGIZE, MCARTHY HATERS
>>152505360i just realized, if your guys win, we get a whole lot more of these. will it ever get skimpier? ah, best not to ask. chiefs lost, broncos won, it's been a good enough day already.
NINEBROS
Kangz bros, what is she really like?
You pathetic niggas doubted nine?
Yeah that dude hurt after catching that bullet.
NINE'D
>>152505300You're not even going to win this game
That'll be 7 for 9
>>152505431paco you're from mexico not texasyou fled your shithole hispanic papist lands
Nine make ya seethe?
oh Speedy please don't be too injured, it's been such a bad day for injuries
>YAYYYYYYY NINE!!!!
HiRyS, iiiiiiit's TouchdownRyS!
>>152505438she looks like she stinks
>>152505360I want to suck her tiddies and call her mommy while getting a handy
>>152505404We are taking back our land
>>152505455he was just seeing stars for a second
>throw a TD>kill your teammate in the processbravo nine
JEFFERSONS GONNA FREAK
Imagine if someone strung their self up with a noose from the community Christmas tree and families saw it as they drove by. Wouldn't that be crazy? Haha...
Nine throws too fast for these niggas.
>>152505456The Patriots have one of these faggots.
What are you guys drinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fkDQiCuf0
DESTROYNINE BALL
Did they name the person who injured mahomes as a threat to him and his family?
>>152505404Better than somalis
>Will "The Fourth Reich" Reichard
>>152505396I've been messaging a Turkish girl on a language exchange app and she keeps sending my photos of her boobies, face, and bare belly but also she says she's a Muslim and will only marry a Muslim man, and when I asked her if she ever wanted to have kids she said she would have as many kids as her future husband wanted and she would basically always obey him. Weird girl, are all Turkettes like that?
Yeetbros we eatin tonight
This game is fucking bullshit what the fuck
>raped into existence by moor rape babiesLMAO
>>152505489it's a dude, dumbass
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
>>152505476I thought he was going to lose a finger. That is not how to handle a knife
>>152505476Finished off the nog, so now it's water.
>>152505476Ghost energy drink sour apple
>you're one of the funniest people in this boothtop jej tirico
Mike Tirico raped multiple women
>>152505384how long do these network shows usually last? it seems like there's a new one every couple months
>>152505404There are asian people in Texas?!?!
Weekly reminder that this guy identifies as Italian and isnt black at all if you're wondering
I've got some raw whole fish that I don't know how to prepare
>>152505434
>>152505511He's a trained professional. He knows what he's doing.
>choose love on the back of his helmetuhh Vikeks?
>>152505522kek even Italians hate nogs
>>152505520lotta jungle ones out here in central texas because of ft.hood
>>152505469Don't do it anon, next year is the year you get a gf!
>>152505522He finally came out and admitted he was part black.
>Ice spice in the new spongebobWhat the fuck have they done to my beloved childhood?
>>152505505>portugal is browner than the LevantGrim.
>>152505508I asked her to send me a photo of her doing the peace sign as proof and she sent me one immediately after so I don't think so
>>152505456Isn't Minneapolis overrun with gay-hating muzzies? I get that they probably dont go to vikings games yet, but I bet they wear their swag because they think its cool and so on. Haven't they started complaining about how its haram?
>>152505489idk, but I had sex with a turkish girl and she had so much hair on her lower back it was like fur
>>152505377Das rite
Going for a night walk. Hopefully I die from exposure or a car slides off the road
If you absolutely had to /sp/ which one?Be honest
>>152505515How dare you disparage a fine upstanding eyetalian gentleman!
>>152505321we still b eatin gud
>>152505524YouTube it. Let nothing go to waste
>Drip university Corny ass coon.
>>152505551k
do you guys ever think about what it would be like to dive head first off of a skyscraper?
Why are they doing a slave auction inspection on the sideline?
>>152505552Is the guy on the left Tom Brady‘s gay cousin?
>>152505552I'm going to need height and weight stats.
Kek that trainer with the cowboy hat
This annoying ugly fat "queer" (but has a bf that looks exactly like the basedboy meme) is a huge Vikings fan and for that reason I will eternally hate the Viqueens
Hol Up
>>152505510oh for god's sake this is what i thought of too.>DUH DUH DUH>i'm singing! i'm singing!
>>152505532Question was, which QB would you like to rape repeatedly?
>>152505524Dust with pepper, garlic powder and paprika then bake for like 15ish? I always ask google how long because I always forget.
Dak's cadence is so fucking loud.
>>152505381Why so high?
>>152505586
finish this sentenceHOL UP, WE DEM ______
>>152505541New SpongeBob is so unwatchable. Early seasons were pure soul
>>152505586most people i've met from different states/areas generally go for green bay for some reason
>>152505605what is the story behind this retarded shit btw?
>>152505605Yeahhhhhh
black "people" or"black" people?
Jerry check went through finally.
They need to turn down Dak's mic. It's always too loud
>>152505583aggressively shook his head then prescribed him snake oil
Reminder that the guy who made luce also made diaper fetish porn and vibrator pens marketed towards little girls
>mediocre o-line>uninspired running game>two #1 receivers>elite offenseIs it really that easy? The Bengals couldn't even score a point without Higgins to draw defenders from Chase. Is having to top-end receivers really that much of a cheat code?
Im on leave so im joining you all tonight!
>>152505220Refs will win this for dem goyz
>>152505557How do they get away with that? I once tried on some backpacks to see how they felt and now I'm watched extra closely and suspected of stealing.
>>152505618GOYS
>>152505623Fucking coward
>>152505625The fans are just really smart and know to be silent
>>152505586>the man who took my man love made me hate the Vikingsgood
>>152505551But we'd miss you :(
>>152505575Enough that I know it would only start as headfirst because it would take so long to hit ground. It would get really awkward when I start flailing
>>152505447Hehe
>>152505377
SNF stream & VCdiscord.gg/F5cT2hFJ
>>152505643laws have changed about stealing in california especially, $500 is basically legal and employees dont give a shit
SPONGE BOB FLACCID COCK
Soi aren't winning an owl with this roster
>>152505551Cmon, there is always next year packfag
>>152505619>>152505541>DOOD LE HECKING SOVLLLLL!!!!The new season has professional writers and so the plot-lines are far better. Older seasons were just a bunch of amateur buddies writing a kids show, the quality was horrible but you two fucktards can keep chugging that nostalgia juice.
>>152505649what place is this that uses shitty stone slabs instead of one large concrete stone to hold it down?
>>152505635They aren't actually robots
>black "people"
Burger King is awful
>>152505541Nickelodeon also decided to make SpongeBob a gay icon about five minutes after Steven Hillenburg’s death despite being adamant that his creation was not a gay icon
BIG GUYBIG GUY
Should I tell my wife I don’t want kids and just want to waste my life away without the big time investment?
the AI Incest roadtrip commercial has become a favorite of mine.
>>152505670zooooooomer
>>152505670Back in my day, trolling meant something. It was a art
>>152505615This is actually a funny bit if you are a dad with a google history.
>>152505671a place where they're poorthe slabs are filthythat guy is probably going to be dug up and cremated in less than 24 hours so the funeral company can reuse the slabs and casket
>>152505690>marrying someone before resolving the kids question firstholy fucking retard
>throwing on the 1When will teams learn
WAITIN ALL DAY FOR THE HOUSE TO BE EMPTY ALRIGHT, FUCK MY LIFETIME TO CHECK OUT SHOTGUN LOADED UP, GONNA BE REAL LOUD
>>152505698Zoomers unironically do not have the wit or comprehension to troll properly. All they can do is spam memes.
Took the lead back hol up.
>>152505708It’s because of me lying not us not talking about it
texicans dont really think the cowsois have a chance this year, do they?
HOL UPHOL UP
What the fuck was dak aiming for LEL
>>152505546Minneapolis is over run with sub-70 IQ Somalians
>1 yard TD>lose your mind like you just won the owlWhy are THEY like this every time?
>>152505688I fucking hate Hollywood so much
I've been morning Cena for the last 24 hours, I missed out on the chiefs getting eliminated
>>152505721no, live in texas but not a sois fan, no fan is happy
>>152505447Uh oh spaghetti o's!
>>152505721WE DEM BOYZ
>>152505727Everyone was covered, it was just a throwaway
>2 or 3 suicidal anons>2 /pol/fags arguing>people discussing the commericials>that one New Zealnder who's always in NFL game threadsThis shit is horrible.
>>152505690Getting married without kids is retarded.
>>152505718you sound like you arecrashing out gramps
>>152505690Set up a cuck situation. Let Black men fuck your wife and just jack off to the footage. It could be a beautiful life. Have a daughter at least so you have some more footage some years down the line
Dak prescott and Payton manning basically the same guy
OH NO NO NO MINNESOMALIA SISTERS
>>152505720imagine being retarded enough to lie about that and expecting it not to come up again
>>152505727It was a throw away shot anon...
Seems like the Vikings d realized that they're supposed tank this game away. Offense didn't catch the memo yet.
>>152505718They just moved on as a collective from millenioid sarcasm.
>>152505734>morning>8 pm??????
>>152505747beutifol lady come to Mumbai i receeve you
>>152505690she's gonna divorce rape you if you tell her, no choice but to knock her up
>>152505749teeth can always be fixed
>>152505718Zoomers communicate differently in all media, including speechIm an old fag who bagged a few zoomer girls in my drug addict days. I was never really positive I knew what they meant when they communicated anything to me that wasn't objective fact like the time or location
"Nine"
Lebron is the greatest basketball player of all time, far better than jordan or magic. He would have been incredible as a football player though, really wish we could have seen that
>>152505749Yes I've had worse, and she seems like a sweet gal. mating press and tuna melts for the lady
>>152505760I thought my mind might change. I need help telling her, not insults
>>152505749without hesitation
>>152505765Vince's WWF wrestlers would NEVER fail the script this way...
>>152505749Without a doubt. That’s a hot girl if you have the IQ to adjust for lack of makeup
>>152505753Pro tip: it doesn't have to be a criminal your woman cheats on you with.
>>152505708kek a buddy of mine got divorced a couple years back precisely because of this.
>>152505750Says the faggot obsessed with a 4/10 hapa mutt
>>152505718It’s because they don’t actually learn anything in school so their brains never really fully develop a knowledge base to work from. Even 10 years ago on the site people were much better with words and the ability to frame and craft responses. Hopefully the ones behind the zoomer‘s will pick up the torch of being able to work properly with words and subject framing.
>>152505791But it's the hottest and best quality sex
>>152505749get that bitch some invisalign amd she's good to go
>>152505360Post the nudes I'll pay you
I'm just not gonna watch this terrible sport ever again.
>wahhhh they're not getting him the ballFaggots....JJ is making TENS OF MILLIONS of dollars to play recess. I think he'll be ok...
>>152505802If you're turned on by revolting things, I suppose.
>>152505810It’s really just terrible teams, don’t worry
Would you smash?
>>152505789>if you have the IQ to adjust for lack of makeupWhat does IQ have anything to do with it?
>>152505438>Somalians scam billions from MN tax payers>Scamming Somalians donate to Ilhan Omar's 2024 campaign>Ilhan Omar's Jewish husband starts a 'consulting company'>Illhan Omar pays her husbands company 30 million dollars in 20242 more weeks until she's deported
>>152505808No
Justin Jefferson forgot how to catch.
>>152505795I dont even consider it a marriage, if its without kids.
>>152505826no I have a girlfriend I love very much (and who is a pretty and, importantly, biological female)
>>152505829You're alright
>>152505826Yes, next.
NINE DRAGON
Kangz should just use the pee wee wing-t formation. JJ would likely be better.
oh shit JJ has come to play, Nine is somewhere else
Hol up :(
>>152505784bring up a negative example of a child ruining their parents lives and start sowing doubt in her mind then. better if it's a close relative or friend. still retarded to lie about this shit
NINE
NINEGODS
NINE IS GOING WILD
>>152505847My wife wants kids someday but wants a big house first
Would've been a TD if not underthrown
HOLY HAIL MARY BATMAN
LETS FUCKING GO 9
JJ DRAGON
NINEINE
NINE IS HIMOTHY.
>>152505826vpn off joao you filthy vira lata macaco
DRAGNIEN
>>152505847>falling for the having kid's memeISHYGDDT retarded shitAlso holy FUCK the cowshit's defense is fucking dogshit if you're letting NINE cook you
Lil Jordan Addison
Did someone get that screenshot of the receiver?
>>152505777>do your job whiteyLmao, why is american propaganda like ths?
CENA CENA CENA
>>152505868Build and she will cum
This is your opportunity to apologize to 9
>Nine is getting LOOSESo am I WHAT A LIFE
OHHHHHH HES GETTIN LOOSE
Wait wait wait... You're telling me someone finally heemed Mahomes and I missed it?
>>152505880> ISHYGDDT retarded shitI dont speak retarded zoomer.
>>152505894I haven’t made her cum in months and she doesn’t seem to care
if only nine didn't underthrow that
DAGRON!
Foomble
PRIMETIME NINE ACTIVATED
>>152505911you just exposed how much of a newfag you are kek
Anybody else worried that if they had a son, their son would get more pussy than you ever did? How do make sure your son is an incel?
if i played in the NFL i would score touchdowns and tackle people and block field goals and win:)
Don't care unless a touchdown happens.
>>152505915I mean an overthrow would have been worse
LETNINECOOK
fuck
HOWEVER
>>152505911Fuck off newfag
raffies trying to keep 9 down
Reffies taking the W you think they gonna let Dalass lose?
well done, nine, well doneHOWEVER
>>152505934sexo
>>152505220JJ isn't as bad people make him out to be. The game just has to slow down for him.
NOT SO FAST
Jerry check went through again
>>152505868Kids just happen because you fuck. Dont tell me youre using a condom (condoms are litetally for fags).
Not so fast, Nine.
>>152505934Too old. It was hotter when I could pretend she was my teenage daughter
>>152505911holy shit you're actually 12
>>152505958Oh we’re not really fucking anyway
>>152505914Someone else is ringing her bell
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
>>152505934Why did she disappear from OF?
>>152505958>its gay to use condomsenjoy your STD’s. Condoms are perfectly fine for having sex and keep everyone safe
>>152505911Good morning saar
>>152505951slow stroke so you have longer to enjoy it, good advice
>>152505951and he has to stay healthy
jesus what a horrible run lmfao
>>152505982if youre fucking people with SAM'S it's you who are retarded
>>152505982Oy vey
>Viccucks
>>152505982Having STDs is based
>>152505908more like someone Mahomo jumped weird trying to avoid a tackle and tore his acl
>going helmet first into the defenderLMAO
YEET
He would've had the tuddie if he didn't run into the defender
>>152505934Zero. I fap almost exclusively to 2D women and 3D rendered traps.
lmfao what was that
>>152505982fag detectedNormal people don’t get stds
That was a tudsky
NINE IS HIM
>Fucking lunged into the defenderHOLY LMAO
>>152505934As soon as she started having sex on camera I became uninterested. She was much better as the quirky flirty girl who did video shorts and titillating pictures. Seeing her get railed and really not being that impressive of a sexual partner left a severe distaste in my mouth.
last digit of my post is how many interceptions "Nine" throws tonight
bro thinks he's slick or something
>>152505974Haha. I stand corrected. You're married.But how do you not have kids if you've reached marriage?
>>152505979she made enough money to retire
OH NINE YOU NASTY
>>152506002Couldn't have happened to a better personMaybe Rice or Kelce come to mind
>>152505220NINE
BASED NINE DABBING ON THOSE HOES
>>152505911>leaf>newfag>probably brown
THAT'S A CHEEKY NINE
NINE IS HERE
Based kek
YO NINE GOT SWAGGER.
LMAOOO
Kek
How does Eberflush have a job still?
HE HIT THE GRIDDY IN THE FIELD OF PLAYNINE GETTIN' LITTY
>another trick playKino game
What a cocky bitch nine is lol
soi bros how we feelin?
GET UPGET OUTGET LOOSE
This horrifyingly awful dogshit defense is making JJ Literal McCarthy look like Tom Brady. Every single player on our defense needs to be cut. Get rid of every single one of them. Find eleven new football players to put on the field, I'm not even kidding. Fire every single staff member who has ever worked with the defense or been involved in any part of coaching them, or ever had a conversation with them. Fire any coach that has been in the same room as this defense at all this season. Void all the players' contracts, hire a bunch of stupid women (bioweapons) to lie about some Me Too bullshit or something so you can fire them for cause. I don't care.
>>152505721I still believe in other teams choking but that Detroit lost really fucked us.
Hoyl fuckin' based JJ. This kid is a douche, but he is OUR douche.
>>152506030that's a lot of hair
Who's got the dancing webm
cowsoys getting dabbed on by nine is wild
almost heemed himself
Ninebros we bamboozling these cats
Reminder the reason Nine gets so much hate is because he's a cold ass white boy. God forbid a yn have some motion
HelloRyS, iiiiiiit's TouchdownRyS!!!
I’m farting up a storm here
CUM ON SMELL THE FARTSGIRLS FART ON POPTARTSWE'LL GET COMFY, COMFY, COMFY
>>152506023Recent marriage
JJ so shit that no one expects him to keep it lmao
Would've laughed so hard if he dropped that
DAMN WHITE BOY
He's way too intelligent for this game, that's why he sucks so much.
These 2 really gonna make me root for the Cowboys
>dynasty over >torn acl and prime finished >collinsworth just found a new boy toyIs he gonna kill himself?
What’s his number?
The alcohol is kicking in, and I feel better now
Nine balls like THAT? Sheeesh
this...is beyond nine! this is... nine level two!
Feel bad for nine since his defense his dogshit.
>>152506081>heartsWould be based if they were a different suit from the deck of cards
>>152506062for you
>>152506079member manning's bootleg? who was that against...I forget..........................
>>152506069>tries to happy feet>ends up tackling him center mass
I don't know if doing the gritty into the endzone is the right move when you're fighting for your life to convince the league you're not a massive bust, but oh well.
>>152506091don't forget that his wife is unironically a hotwife
>>152505934her porn was dogshit
>>152506067Right here
>>152506103Like a spade?
>>152506030Conceptualize the aroma.
this game will be decided by the points, and whomsoever has the higher score shall win. i have foreseen this.
>>152506117Blessed
Dallas looks /comfy/, why do people hate it again?t. freezing my ass in the midwest
JJ McCarthy just needs to stop overthinking things and he will be great. He’s just smarter and wiser than these other silverback quarterbacks.
>>152506081haha, my son likes to wear this too haha. Anyway go Chiefs!
>>152506112All QBs would have done that. He could've crawled to the endzone and still got the TD.
>>152506097Excellent. Gonna go downstairs and take a shot meself.
>>152506122Inb4 the game ends in a tie
>>152506120no, a club, what do you mean a spade?
>>152506120Well, if you say so
Nine finna make me rich by the end of the night
>>152506112‘Boys gonna put a contract down on that boy after halftime. I’m sure they’re locker room talk will be all about busting that zesty little white boy up.
>>152506122Madden is that you?
>>152506091This nigger has been consistently mediocre all season so it’s safe to say his prime is completely finished with this injury. Him and Andy Reddit need to go
>>152506127coward
>>152506018Whoever wrote that post in your pic is an imbecile. A "tiny hat man" would never champion sugar over fat. Consuming animal fat has absolutely no connection with a human getting fatter or gaining weight. That's the literal Jewish propaganda from the agricultral industry when they made the food pyramid
>>152506113Proof?
If that was a Black player dancing into the endzone, y'all would be calling it poor sportsmanship, lack of class, thuggish, and a shucking and jiving monkey. Double standard is real. They would have thrown a flag
>>152506127I noticed that, he's good in got to have it drives because he's going on instinct.
>>152506001I had a friend like this. Said everyone had herpes so rawdogs girls from the bar every time.
Jesus CHRIST
>CRT tv reminds you Cowboys haven't been to an NFC title game since the 90s lol
>kuck oconnell tries to “fix” nine by changing his motion>plays like shit>gives up and lets him play natually>looks great
>>152506126Dallas is better than the entire Midwest if you can get to used to the mexicans
LOL at the Must See TV 90's.
Is that welcome to derry show any good?
Was that the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Intro song playing over that graphic?
>>152506081Do any guys actually really like all this or you pretend to and let your girl enjoy playing dress up?
>>152506126Based Texas makes the rest of the country seethe
Has JJ turned a corner?
>>152506163Only when the clown is on screen.
Time for SAK INTSCOTT to cook
>>152506144They can just fall back on their careers as insurance shills
I predict a ginking to occur.
>>152506126It's 35F right now in Dallas
>>152506078And youre already not fucking? It took three kids for ours dude.
they should probably cover CD Lamb
>coming back to work early (27th) from christmas with my family to save up PTO for a tripam I retarded bros? I'm going to a club NYE's where they'll play 80's darkwave music which is based but maybe I should just spend more time with my senpai even if it's boring?>>152506140we'd be retarded to take advice from a drug addict retard that fucked slimy disgusting womenalso my BEARS would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>152506140you are fucking retarded. Herpes and HIV can lie dormant for DECADES before presenting symptoms
>>152506091Literally a repeat of Brady's career arc except Mahomes is a two time MVP while Brady was a glorified game manager for his first 3 owls
>>152506176Money should never be an issue for him or his kids or grandkids
How can a player get so wide open
I made a pot roast. Bout to get it out and try it
>>152506163I gave up after like 3 episodes, it's so ass. The main plot driver is a retarded general trying to create world peace by releasing Pennywise to scare everyone into being frens like a lobotomized Ozymandius from Watchmen
>Minnsomalian Defense
>>152506163First episode was dogshit, but supposedly it picks up.
Nine about to dab on dem boyz.
boys, ngl finna boutta watch some football, need it or keep it?
>>152506194bitchmode health class student
Cris Collinsworth is an expert on gaping holes.
>>152506172'tis merely Dallas D, but it's better than nothing.
>>152506195Brady wasn't a running QB who survived based on weak flags
>>15250618535W in Minneapolis.
>>152506210what the FUCK are you saying
>>152506190Yeah it’s unironically over. She just hates when I try to touch her at all kek
>>152506172I found out that Asian girls do not like guys with beards so that is why I can't get one.
>>152506196It's not about the money it's about sending message.
>>152506158Damn
>>152506126Too many mexicans, blacks and jeets.
>>152506126It's a concrete shithole with lots of crime, no infrastructure, gridlock traffic for six hours a day, and absolutely nothing to do outside of drink and eat.
>>152506172whomst
>Dak quarterbacks
>>152506195Yeah and now hes a meme scrambler with a bad kneeCareer: over
>>152506221yous cornball nigga cu in the back ass
Does JJ dye his beard or is he a natural redhead? (like Malcom X)
>>152506235ching chang
>>152505698Don't you mean an art? Time to check yourself into a nursing home boomer. You're going senile.
Where does Dak Prescott rank among the 32 starting NFL qbs?
Micah Parsons killed himself too?
>>152505220People seriously think that Shedeur is worse than both of these QBs.
Why is Lamb playing in this game? Doesn't he have brain damage from last week? Can he even form a sentence? Did they have to give him a box of crayons to draw up plays?
calling timeouts as shittily as my phins, impressive
>>152505329TV is in the wrong spot man. A piss takes a few seconds, a shit is when you need it.
>>152506194HIV is from ass fucking dudes who are probably in a meth fueled gay orgy God youre all lame. Its not STDs. Its fucking pregnancy thats the risk for non-gay sex. Stop falling for the Jewish STD psy op, which is decreasing the white brith rates
>>152506233many such cases!
>>152506233> absolutely nothing to do outside of drink and eat.That's why all the NBA players here get so fat
>>152506194you are arguing with people who ate horse deworming paste to combat an upper respiratory viral disease l. you are wasting your time here anon
>>152506254Yeah Jerry Won.
>SAK
>Sack Sackscott
>Minnsomalian
SAK PICKSCOTT
>>152506252Above mahomes but below rivers
>>152506254Looks like an ACL injury
OOF
Fuck me I forgot a Cowboy's player killed himself this year
>>152506233You just described every city in the country. Take the rural pill
>kickers.jpg
>dick buttcrack
NINJA’D
>>152506222Sorry to hear that anon. I dunno man, but you gotta get that going again. Maybe keep alcohol around the house and she'll get drunk
if dak didn't get sacked he makes that lol
Wide right
He's no Reichard
based kangz D helping my fantasy team of which i have aubrey as my kicker.
kicker bros... ninja is defeating our strongest soldier
>>152506255You are not bringing up that shit this week
LMAOOOO texASSSSS
>>152506265You think Texas BBQ would be protein heavy but the sides get you.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no >Pro kickers
>>152506252jesus imagine having that shit on you all the time. every time you look in the mirror.
Wrong direction, Dak
>>152506263They should stop buying carts from France
BRANDON NO
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>professional kickers
I go to a massage parlor and I always order the same massagist. She always kisses me in the neck right when she's making me cum and I always tip her 10%Pretty good shit.
Was that the first FG miss this dude had this season? I say since he could make 65 yard goals.
it's happening
>Aubrey missedYep, this game is going to be a interesting..
HAHAHAHAHAAH FUCK YOU AUBREY
>>152506276it could always be worse, huh>>152506285I'd love to have 4-5 acres and a tree line. It's just not realistic financially unless you're cool with tanking your quality of life.
>>152506233You must live here, only thing you forgot to point out is that Dallas is a cookie cutter corporate townThere is nothing here that you can't get or do in any other city, besides the spot JFK got shot
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>>152506290Yeah I should try something but I also don’t want to get desperate. She doesn’t like drinking since it makes her feel sick. Or maybe that’s a made up excuse too
kek, well fuck my fantasy team. KAAAAAAAAAANGZ
Dicker>Aubrey
>>152506260based and boob pilled
>>152506207new bread >>152506207
>>152506283Never was the same after I got taken in the night by that jungle harlot.
NINJA
>>152506270Contracting HIV from penetrative sex w a woman is statistically impossible. It almost literally never happens.
>>152506318>I go to a massage parlor and I always order the same massagist. She always kisses me in the neck right when she's making me cum and I always tip her 10%Fuck I've always wanted to experience thisAny tips?
>>152506126From a former Dallasite:>extremely flat and suburbanized>shit-tier nature>so spread out and suburbanized that there's no easy way to meet people, hardly any events>every highway is a 5+ lane monstrosity>it's just fucking uglyIf you're starting a family it's a great city to be in, but as a bachelor you're better off moving to Austin or even Denton.
>>152506359Why would you post a TikTok of you committing a felony? Why would you leave you name and phone number with a brothel that could get raided?
>>152506276wanna get a hotel or sumptin?
>>152506465in the White/Asian(not you indians) ethnostate this is just a cultural exchange
>>152505489>I've been messaging a Turkish girl on a language exchange app.You talking to a dude with medium length hair who wants you to breed him.I mean i know for a fact christians especially americans can be brainwashed / indoctrinated over time, example is the satanic craze that got edgy teens killed, so a girl with the right parenting can be like that.What i am trying to say is that your post got me hard just thinking about the possibility of such girl existing.
