SERIE A ROUND 15>Friday, 12th December 202520:45 Lecce 1 - 0 Pisa>Saturday, 13th December 202515:00 Torino 1 - 0 Cremonese18:00 Parma 0 - 1 S.S. Lazio20:45 Atalanta 2 - 1 Cagliari>Sunday, 14th December 202512:30 AC Bbilan 2 - 2 US Sassuolo15:00 Fiorentina 1 - 2 Hellas Verona FC15:00 Udinese 1 - 0 Napoli18:00 FC Genoa 1 - 2 Inter20:45 Bologna 0 - 1 Juventus>Monday, 15th December 202520:45 AS Roma - ComoSUPERCOPPA ITALIANA SEMI-FINALS>Thursday, 18th December 202520:00 Napoli - AC Bbilan>Friday, 19th December 202520:00 Bologna - InterReminder to rescue the ricci from Pietralata by all means necessary, hum the Yu-Gi-Oh! GX in front of the cute cashier and stay Clio-pilled (both the car and singer).
>NegruDoes anyone know what happened to Clio? (Maria Chiara Perugini)
rube score. few min later red for opponents. wow what a surprise
>DAZN say Cambiaso was so angry at being substituted, he kicked the corner flag and knocked it over… But then put it back.then they scored one min later. oof for cambiaso
>>152510643As a lifelong Inter fan I think >we should definitely snatch him from JEWENTUS even if >we have to pay 30m, a player of his qualities is wasted in that squad. Come on Ausilio just buy him already!Signed, a lifelong Inter fan
tfw too advanced for serie best
>>152510271
Good morning!Is there something worse than having old people at the gym? I would unironically pay more for a gym thats only for people 30yo and younger
https://x.com/EpicureoUgo85/status/2000320152236396854This but it's me with twinkazzo
Also is there a more talented italian musician than liberato that is wasting his talents on shitty music?
>>152510994How many points will be deducted from Jj after this?
>>152510994Iracy did this
>>152509432
>>152510994Someome was in error but nobody made a mistake etc.
My goat owned them kakkerlaks
Do NOT look up how many games Kalulu has played and how many minutes he's been involved with
>>152511095Levante wins calling it now.
>>152509432Kike Perez
scamacca-pio in a 4-4-2
>>152511505Sounds great, Shitaly 0 - 3 Northern Ireland
>>152511553no team has two big skillful 9s
>>152511999which you haven't posted
bonagoatli call up When?
Bonazzoli - Pinamounts - Pious ExpositusPHWOAR
>>152509432he qt
all this talk about Bondi beach made me redownload L.A Noire
Bondo Beach
>>152511999Norway has Haaland and Sorloth though
whats the schedule for the sandpeople cup?>Daniele De Rossi: "If you press Inter hard, they will kill you; and if you let them play, they will score 4-5 goals against you."based
>>152512097doubt
>>152510744You joke but his career has ‘cry and run away to Allnegru in Bbilan for €25m’ written all over it, if >we don’t get top 4 it probably happens this summer
>>152512511Bar3saghi though
>>152510271christmas tree? put up and decorated as of today
Once again, with the hair transplant he lost all of his schizo charm
https://x.com/dorinileonardo/status/2000455754671649259Comolli bring him back NOW
It's so funny to think that in this timeline Bernard Heskey has earned more titles with the national team than Maldini
Xenos filth? Exterminated.
>>152513060Cool, cool but now let's hear what the ""Emperor"" has to say about this
>From the crazy world of illegal gambling, one of the craziest stories we at Josimar have come across in our investigations (and that is saying something). Who is "William Anderson", "founder" of Milan's new Asian betting partner sureWin? https://josimarfootball.com/2025/12/15/the-magnificent-anderson/Well well well, would you look at that...
>Maresca about to get sackedwutI'll admit I don't follow the EPL at all, but has he really been that bad for chelsea? did he end up whipping the wrong legion of players?
>>152513101He suddenly started cryptically saying stuff about how he doesn't feel "backed" and all that. Maybe the people above him started meddling in his team selection or that massive squad has players unhappy with their lack of playing time?
>>152513079Though He has not spoken in ten millennia, His will reverberates through the souls of the faithful like thunder across a crimson sky. When a servant of the Imperium completes their sacred duty, be it the extermination of xenos filth, the reclamation of a lost goal webm, or the delivery of a single vital Spalletti edit through warp-torn space, they feel it: a warmth that defies the cold void, a certainty that transcends mortal understanding. The Emperor does not need words to bestow His blessing upon the worthy. In that moment of triumph, when the OP plants the /seriea/ thread upon a conquered /sp/ board or the negruposter purges the last taint of negrulessness, they know with absolute conviction that He sees them. From His Golden Throne, past the psychic screams of a million dying psykers, through the vast gulfs of time and space, the God-Emperor's attention falls upon His loyal servant like a shaft of pure light, and in their hearts, they stand taller, for they have added one more stone to the eternal fortress of calcio's survival.
>biolaPrediction for tonight? I'd say it's a 1-0 riomma or a 3-0 como
>>152513101He has some weird autism where he will coach a masterclass against barca or psg but at the same time have a panic attack and lose 3-0 when sunderland line up with a back 3 instead of a back 4 like he expected
>>152513243easy riomma win
>The astonishing behind-the-scenes story from Orlando: "Chairs were flying in Reggio Emilia. Sassuolo has demanded damages for the Fiorentina-destroyed locker room
Title Update 1.1.7 for Assassin's Creed Shadows is live tomorrow 2pm UTC!- New Finisher Animations - A New Rift Opens- New Animus Hub Project - Defiance Read the full patch notes http://ubi.li/OWIMI
bartesaggy famous sement weigher
>lennart karl threadWhy are there never threads on /sp/ about italian talents?
>>152513803holy shit, a scamsuolo chair just flew over my house!
>even plain old hard drives are rocketing in price right nowI hate data centres and hyperscalers so much it's unreal... 8TB just isn't cutting it anymore.
>>152514138Because, as things stand, Serie A is refereed and managed with criteria that render any kind of technical consideration utterly worthless
>>152514138You should definitely make a camardium thread
>>152514235I did. Several times
Nico Paz about to dab on Riomma
>Gimenez has traveled to the Netherlands to consult a specialist in order to assess his ankle issue. Surgery to definitively resolve the injury is not ruled out, but every option will be evaluated by the player in consultation with AC Milan.A meeting took place in recent days at the club’s headquarters between the management and Allegri to discuss the winter transfer market. Allegri stated during the meeting that he wants a striker and a defender.>Davide Calabria: "As a fan, playing for AC Milan was my dream, and I achieved it. I have no regrets. There were some things that hurt a little, and I think I was the one who suffered the most. It was never my intention to leave. I didn’t want to have anything to do with certain people anymore."Zirkzee and Pellegrino are not priority targets for January due to the high cost.>Tare wants to sign Füllkrug. He would therefore bring him in on a six-month loan.OFFICIAL: The Belgian Salamander stays until 2031! AC Milan are delighted to announce that Alexis Saelemaekers has renewed his contract with the Club until 30 June 2031, with effect from 1 July 2026.
>>152514367Local newspaper here is saying Loftus Cazzo is being shipped off the Lazio in January.
>>152514367>>152514385Vlahovic in January for 10m
Do we play again today?
>winning the league playing once a week after having spent the most in the transfer window? God forbid
Marathon news is up, it somehow isn't cancelled and has a release date (March 2026 at the target price of $39.99/€39.99/£34.99)Which Jj player will take the nickname mantle?
>>152514428Joao Marathon
>>152514438
>>152514385I dont mind selling him>>152514410Im not sure. His wage is too high
>Jj wants CaprilePORCODIO
>>152514449Are you a Jj fan and which kind of "Porco dio" is that supposed to be? I don't watch non-Jj-related clubs
>>152514385I dont see it happening with his 4m salary
>>152514459Good GK but a sidegrade compared to Greg and Pokerin, waste of money as of right now
>>152514470They will sign fabbian t.candance opens dreamt it
Candace Openda>>152514438NickKino>>152514444Digit's
>>152514449be glad someone smarter than you runs the club
>>152514481fabbian is apparently blocked from leaving, instead its some temu gwen looking fella playing for modena called massolin
>>152514503I was gonna post exactly that kek
>>152514486Yeah >we totally need 3 starting GKs instead of a solid CB, a decent fullback and most importantly a non shit midfielder
>>152514503Cute!
Holy eredità robbery
>>152514503>lad that had to draw cristante couldn't be bothered to spend more than 50 seconds on the taskthe ABCristante sentiment is that profound
>>152514595You are criticizing drawings made by children
Local newspaper at the local bar says Massara is working on signing Zirkzee to Roma in January
>>152514503The wolf on the top right looks like a Red Ribbon Gamma android furryfied
>>152514514>years of retards paying two 2nd goalkeepers pretending to be a 1st goalkeeper >buying the most promising GK in the league without paying a fortune for the price tag or wagesthere's no scenario where that's a bad thing, it's not like Casteddu will let him go anywhere before July.
>>152514503TESTACCIO MESSITESTACCIO MESSI
>>152514621your reading comprehension is as always appalling.go bother someone else, dinghy survivor
>>152514643thanks for proving with equal rights are a meme in a single post
Juan Cabal: "I swapped shirts with Bernardeschi — he’s a Juventus legend. I wanted his shirt."
>players that were instrumental in winning a title under mother fucking Pioli of all people are bad. Why? because they just are ok?Let's also Ignore the fact the midfield sitting on the bench every Sunday is better than those of anyone outside the top 6 you have to face all season long.
>>152514503Cristante looking like Andrew Tate and Mancini looking like Sfera Ebbasta
>>152514661Dont take it personally
>>152514514or a non retarded striker
Nico Paz screamer from 40 meters tonight
>>152514769What will he scream?
>>152514780HEY MY NAME'S SAM TOO
New curious Assistant shoot dropped
>>152514837Is this Highguard's funeral?
can't name something more useless than air fryers
>>152514895I can: Belgium
>>152514837Jjers got smoked at bondi beach?
>>152514895Rocchi
>>152514895david, openda, kurpmeiners, kalulu, kelly, mckennie, the ghost of milik
mouzakitis against aris (6.9 is downwards biased because of a yellow card)
>>152514971
>>152514895/ck/ is that way
>>152514983it will be kourabiedoli for jj, if modesto doesnt call karembeu soon! liverpool could sign him first and ruin his career like minaminos
>4th place derby >thread dies
>>152515049Hogs can't use their paws to post in /seriea/ and Como is too plastic to have actual fans
>>152515058como has many renowned fans like oscar winner adrien brody!
rpr x2 tonight
cam on gomo
Unreal levels of fraudulence
>>152515322one manager won a trophy without needing the GDP of Suriname splashed on transfers and a hair transplant
For that dood that asked for the T-posing Spalletti
>one of the only 2 managers in the whole league that can claim to have won a European troohy>fraud
Lole
its douvikasss time its over for roma
>>152515440I just nutted 4 times in a row
ywn attend the lazio christmas party with half naked ladies dressed as angles hanging from the ceiling
>>152515440Practicing an Air Christ
Monday evening plans??
Thinkan bout tiddie veins
WESLEY DID SOMETHING WESLEY DID SOMETHING
of course they play on while a como player is injured, cant say I am shocked
rated Wesley Snipes since the first match day me
wesley has more goals than dybala, ferguson and dovbyk combined lmao
>>152515664more European silverware than your manager, cope about it, seethe even.
>riommers claiming Gasperini's achievement as theirs
>implying
italian football would be nowhere without la riomma
if como could stop fucking up that'd be great
Why can't Italy into darts?
these como players are flopping around like they're lazio players
*outperforms calcio in every entertainment metric*
2 missed red cards from mancini, as usual he gets away with blue murder
How will Jjust lose against Riomma? OG or gol dell'ex?
keep crying bitch nigga
>>152516922>criticizing ManciniYou don't even know half how much guai you're getting into right now from the resident Riommers
>>152516940Soufle free kick
Well well well
>one sleeved ripped offLore?
Goding really hard rn. I was losing hope after that first half ngl.
>>152517249>he almost always cuts the sleeves off his shirts, leaving them short or completely removed.This habit stems from a tragic event in his childhood growing up in the tough neighborhoods of Florianópolis. His best friend from the favela, with whom he played football endlessly on the streets, suffered a devastating accident (or violent incident stories vary in the retelling) that resulted in the loss of one arm. Deeply affected by seeing his close friend struggle with the permanent change, Wesley began cutting the sleeves from his own shirts as a quiet tribute and reminder. It symbolizes solidarity, resilience, and never forgetting where he came from.
https://x.com/spideylazio/status/2000667239972835529Er Palazzo status?
>>152517249A Brazilian friend of his lost his right arm when he kidnapped by the Açailândia drug cartel.
>>152517511KOOJJIIMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152517511Zingaro does this too, what's his excuse there?
3 points earned on the spic who applies deodorant while holding the can 15 cm away from his armpit
>>152517562Saravejo safari
Schluff gezunt /seriea/
Speaking of the zingaro
>>152517700
https://x.com/i/status/2000692107086880965
>>152517822Fuck that guy locked his account.Giletti was seething live about the staff yelling for Roma.
>>152517711>>152517700Honestly all I can do is kneel
Fras what are Davidgru and Openda supposed to do against Mancini
>marches on
>>152518250Gasperini will 100% ask Mancini to injure Yildiz even if he gets red carded, it's the only way he can comfortably reach the top4 with Jjust losing its best player
>>152518250Cheeky arse grab to rustle his mongoloid jimmies
Just prayed to Tzeentch and I've been assured *something* will happen that will prevent Mancini from participating
Me? I'm going to pray to Slaanesh instead
>>152518250Just run around him. This season he has been progressively getting shittier on 1v1 and it's not like the starting point was good. Roma players will enter the pitch shitting themselves like always anyway.
>google it>its warslopperi understand how it happen but did they really had to take those games from the historyfags
>>152518526>divorce the succubus>dissappear without even so much of a traceWomen am I right haha
>>152518679He didn't disappear, he just joined the Turtle Island Liberation Front
>>152518734Is that a faction in the new Hello Kitty Island Adventure expansion?
>>152518813Yes, Atlanticists fear them
>>152518734>Turtle IslandIsn’t that a map of ragnarok online?
Esquie official plush is up>45 eurobuxnvm lol
Lune bodypillow when?
>>152518847its an island in haiti
Am I missing something or did Fabregas basically imply he played Diao vs Roma to spite Senegal NT calling him up for Afcon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDFEeeLy6wsSilksong is getting a free expansion next year and Team Cherry is also updating the original Hollow Knight.
Good morning!>The goalkeeper situation at Milan: Priority: renewing Maignan’s contract. Risser (Lens) and Özer (Lille) are among the players being monitored.Milan must think carefully about the best option for Torriani. He will likely stay in January and discuss with the club this summer the solution best suited to his future. Arsenal are very interested, but for Milan, they do not represent a concrete threat at the moment.>The Rossoneri are among the teams most interested in Dušan Vlahović for June.Allegri favors Icardi, but the management does not appreciate him and prefers the profile of Füllkrug.>Gimenez and the people close to him will now have to decide whether to opt for surgery. It remains to be understood why, suddenly after Bergamo, the pain became unbearable. Could it be, at least in part, a psychological issue?AC Milan and Niclas Füllkrug have already reached a verbal agreement German player gives green light to move to Italian club. A loan deal with an option to buy is currently being discussed. New contact between AC Milan and West Ham will take place in the coming days.Füllkrug has given top priority to Milan and that the deal would be a loan move.>Tare has decided: We expect a significant acceleration from Milan in the coming days for Füllkrug.>>152518833>far right government paints leftists as the problemWow you are telling me for the first time etc. etc....
>>152517504how can anybody look at this stuff and say "well yeah, the competition is not the best but at least it's balanced" with a straight face? every sunday there are at least up to four glaring errors that influence matches to a suspicious degree, despite the fact that the number of cameras covering matches has tripled compared to twenty years ago. this season alone, i've counted more excuses from the AIA and christian democrat sermons from rocchi trying to justify this mess than consistent officiating decisions across the board.there are players who have inexplicable immunity right up to armed robbery, assistants forcing VAR checks at all costs, referees who ignore red card incidents every week, other referees who have completely forgotten how to distinguish a corner kick from a goal kick, and also starting from this year there is the novelty of referees who openly refuse to officiate matches in certain areas of italy because they'd feel "uncomfortable in everyday life".only NPCs who watch the games without truly seeing them can appreciate this foul smelling mass of shit.
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KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Dybala will be a Boca Jrs player next season. He won't renew his contract with AS Roma and will leave the Italian club at the end of the season.
>>152520435>next yearYeah right
>Denmark wants to ban VPNs to unlock foreign, illegal streams – and experts are worriedFirst it's chat control and now this, what the fuck is wrong with danes
>Romelu Lukaku is back in training with Napoli and could be poised to make his return to competitive action in the Supercoppa Italiana in Saudi Arabia later this week according to reports on Tuesday morning.
AIsloppa is back on the menu
>>152523486Hahaha onions communista....Well at least God is protecting me from being lewd
Lol
>>152523486Milan is a cursed helllhole any striker going there will be destroyed
>>152524315The danish PM illegally holocausted all the minks during covid and the glowies got rid of all the evidence it was her orders, but now the glowies own the danish government and hence why Denmark is pushing for glowie dreams like mandatory digital ID for all web activity, banning vpns, and a Palantir AI monitoring all citizens browsing, texting, medical & educational records etc all in real time
>>152524979>a womanof course
>>152524979Im not a big fan of the digital ID myself (and I dont really support its introduction) but it is not as bad as some people make it out to be
>Fentanyl is now classified as a weapon of mass destructionTic tac Belgio
>>152525413You think they will limit themselves to what it is on introduction? They will expand it and you will need to log in to digital ID simply to do a google or Wikipedia visit.
>he didn't start building his own Internet 20 years ago
>he didn't start building his own OS 15 years ago
You should be thanking Christ we have people like Meloni who despite being dumb isn't as retarded as the spanish commies. This is how commies waste your tax money.
>>152525869Very clever solutions to the problems of growing and aging populations though. Just imagine the death toll once even more people start using the death traps that are mediterranean country’s public transportation
>/seriea/ getting filtered by new captcha system
>>152525869>he doesnt own a generalabonnement
You now remember Bologna legend Takehiro Tomiyasu
>Mozilla Names New CEO, Firefox To Evolve Into A "Modern AI Browser">Mozilla Corporation has named its new CEO in replacing interim CEO Laura Chambers.>Anthony Enzor-DeMeo has been named the new CEO of Mozilla Corporation. Anthony Enzor-DeMeo was SVP of Firefox from 2004 to July 2005 and then from July until now was the GM of Firefox at Mozilla. He's written a public message today in his first day serving as the new chief executive for Mozilla.>"People want software that is fast, modern, but also honest about what it does. They want to understand what’s happening and to have real choices. Mozilla and Firefox can be that choice.>Few companies share our strengths. People trust our brand. Firefox brings us global reach. Our teams know how to build reliable, independent software at scale, and our business model puts the user first.>As Mozilla moves forward, we will focus on becoming the trusted software company. This is not a slogan. It is a direction that guides how we build and how we grow. It means three things.>First: Every product we build must give people agency in how it works. Privacy, data use, and AI must be clear and understandable. Controls must be simple. AI should always be a choice — something people can easily turn off. People should know why a feature works the way it does and what value they get from it.>Second: our business model must align with trust. We will grow through transparent monetization that people recognize and value.>Third: Firefox will grow from a browser into a broader ecosystem of trusted software. Firefox will remain our anchor. It will evolve into a modern AI browser and support a portfolio of new and trusted software additions."
When I was 8yo I used to call it Godzilla Firefox
>Gazzetta reports that the name at the top of Damien Comolli's wishlist is Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg. >Although Juventus cannot afford crazy expenses in January, Comolli is determined to try and sign the Danish midfielder. There could be the possibility of including Manuel Locatelli in the deal, a favourite of De Zerbi.WE ARE SO BACK
>Anthony Exor-DeMeo
>>152526406grim
>>152526344Quasimodo predicted all this
wtf is this captcha lol
>>152526406>a DaneImagine how he will sabotage the internet at the Vinovo
>>152526516it's supposed to filter out the bald frauds, bear with it
>Dialog says that I don't need verification>Then it claims there is no valid captchaPick a lane and stick to it geez
MASSIVE Rainbox Six news!
>>152526406I rate him but fuck off Grimolli
>>152526615This will radically change my phone's free space
LocatelliGODS we are safe
>>152526646Looks like a diaper
>>152526652 Crazy ChrisChan Nappies Only Manuel Locatelli Can Strap
>>152526615Now you too can have your favorite operators and weapons molested for existing in a way Ubisoft doesnt like, on your mobile phone!
>UK to rejoin EU Erasmus programmaImagine the slags
>>152526778Genuinely think a chavvy british girl could fix me
>tfw no rich English rose heiress to whisper dirty talk in your ears while waiting for the chicken masala delivery
>>152526778This is the worst announcement I've ever read, after the 9 nov 2023's news
>>152526823There's this girl with the poshest English accent you can imagine that read bedtime stories in a whisperry voice online while wearing tights and allat. It shows up in my algorithm all the fucking time, except for now of course when I'm trying to remember her name.
>/seriea/ - Juventus e-friends drama and video games.I remember when these threads were good. Enshittification is everywhere
enshittify this
>>152527204bring on the wiretaps then
>>152527204They will hate you for speaking the truth
*Ahem*I have an urgent announcement to make
>>152526066this nigga's paying money to post in /seriea/ lmaooo
why did I just walked out of the store and saw lucumi infront of me
>the 4chan X script got an update for the first time in over a yearOh, to go back to this or wait until XT sorts itself out too...
Affari tuoi rn>0 €>5 €>200'000€The dottore offers 30k. Would you take it?
>>152527687my xt is fine after refreshing
>Milan meet Dr. Congo
>>152527783Malawi could be in that pic
>>152527708She declined the offer and lost everything
>>152527756It's fine until this godforsaken site decides you don't need verification, then you get it asking for a captcha for some reason. The "old" one has that fix now, hopefully XT will soon too
>>152527579be thankful you escaped with your life
>>152527783Many many people come from the Congo, I don’t know what it is, but many people come from it
How do normies afford gf's in this economy?
>>152528167I sign them on short term contracts, this way they can leave Anon FC on a free transfer to join Chad FC sooner than usual
>>152527783I wonder what Singo is up to these days
>>152528167Go through a decade-long process of promoting feminist ideas and psy-op women into affording themselves
>>152526406Højbjerg is giga washedwould have been a good signing 3-4 years ago
Giga washed = serie ass 'nomeno
>wanting the Danish Morten Thorsby
Talking about washed up: watched the disclosure day teaser. Spielberg should retire. The old man has lost it. (Serie a related because on the rral disclosure date we will get to know what really happened to the agnelli paintings)
>>152528527Do you save with a straight razor?
Elkann help
>>152528550How does one save with a straight razor?
what drives a man to obsess over some literal who chick on the other side of the Ionian sea?
Rommel playing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. A Man of taste.
>>152529117she just pisses me off. shes everything horrible in modern women all roled into one. and thats before her grifting as a sfinterista.
I wonder what's the calcio equivalent of D di Domodossola
Good morning!>Nkunku is expected to be the starter up front in Milan’s opening Supercoppa match against Napoli.Several Saudi teams are interested in Nkunku.>With Füllkrug, the personal agreement is already in place, and at Milan there is confidence of a green light from West Ham, who have opened the door to a transfer: he would arrive on a six-month dry loan, ready to be used immediately in the league, right inside the penalty area.Allegri has been asking for a Giroud-type striker since June and, in short, he will make do with Füllkrug.>Gimenez undergoes ankle surgery: sidelined for at least two months.Also [redacted] killed /seriea/
>The young man who broke into Gianluigi Donnarumma's house has killed himself in prison.>He had been exploited by criminal masterminds.The criminal masterminds in question? Mattia 'Pokerin' Perin and Manuel 'Max Statman' Locatelli
Max Statman is one of those nicknames and memes that genuinely will never stop stealing a chuckle from me
>>152534804Opinion on Luigi Romersa
How empty are the saudi stadiums going to be for the supersloppa italiana this year?
Gm sirs (I’m aware it’s now afternoon in your shithole countries but here in the independent nation of Scotland it is still morning)TONIGHT struggling Celtic take on Dundee Utd at Tannadice. Nancy has been in the job for 2 weeks and is already under intense pressure. A defeat and panettone might not be delivered to Parkhead for the Frafrican. (Picture of a huge titted terrone in peculiar pose is unrelated to post)
>>152535294
>>152509432Antò, miett a VERGARA kitammuort
>Nvidia to cut gaming GPU production by 30-40% starting 2026
>>152535294How the hell did Celtic, a serious club or at least one that sees themselves as such, end up with an MLS coach with a ladies’ name anyways? And not just that, one that is incredibly easy to make songs calling him a nonce at that.At least you can rest a bit easier, it’s not the only MASSIVE club going through a rough patch that is playing tonight. Grief shared is grief halved as they say.
>Winning the league with saibaman and Parma legend Dennis man up top
>Me a racist? Some of my best friends are negrus!
>Federico Marchetti: "Blessin is the worst coach I've ever seen. He treated us like shit and humiliated us constantly, even individually. He would take the players and insult them. He hated Italians. He massacred Calafiori, telling him he was an 'Italian bastard.' He targeted me, Criscito, and Behrami. In fact, it's no coincidence that Pandev chose to accept Parma in Serie B just to escape.>Does it seem normal to you that a guy who won everything in Italy and Europe ends up taking shots with the kids at the end of training? Blessin humiliated him constantly. He left before laying hands on him"Serie Ass needs him back so badly, generational coach
>>152535747I don’t watch mls but I watched a video about him a while ago, basically he overachieved with shit teams and did it playing with a unique style (relationism) so similar idea to taking a risk on Big Ange
>>152528505>>152528527What happened here?
>>152535897>he's currently managing St. PauliA match made in heaven, they're going to stick together for many seasons
So who's flying down for AC v Como?
>>152535897funny thing is Marchetti is probably the most hated Genoa player in the last decade lol
St. Pauli Gualtieri
>Perin - Leali swap real life Christmas miracle if it ends up happening regardless of whatever shady plusvalenza or discounted player lies behind it
>>152536214Funny thing is I can't tell whether you are a Jj or a Genua fan
>Xaver Schlagerwho
>>152536244jesus christ lmaoI don't think Cumonly's algorithm is that good
Why does Elkann exclusively hire agents of sabotage?
>>152536244It's going DOWNI'm yelling TIMBER
>>152536302>two cruciate ligaments injurieskill me
>>152536214apparently Mandas - Leali swap deal is also possible, what kind of fuckery is going on here then
Born in Belgium, he represents the DR Congo national team.
>>152536608which one of the two belgios is it again?
Just remembered I made a "faces of /seriea/" meme
today, we are all macacos
Flamengo are playing with the carcasses of Jorginho and Alex SLAndro and still haven't conceded yetNo one can take away this year's head-held-high award from them
>>152537037No fucking way, Cambiaso when
Oh noes, Mayulu just got subbed in
>>152537037I'm crying lmfao why do they make it look as if he's some retarded kid or refugee
>>152537092Emerson royal needs to come on
Belgian politicians and finance bosses targeted by Russian intelligence over seized assets.Key figures at frozen assets depository among targets of intimidation campaign, say European intelligence agencies.
>>152537480Makes sense, they want to make sure belgian degenerates won't spend the entire sum on the fentanyl supply chain
>>152535747I really don't know what the process was in selecting him, it was such a left field appointment. He did pretty well in the MLS, how well that league should be rated I'm not sure but it can't on the whole be much worse than Guglielmo Collina's Caledonia Premier Division. He's come in, completely changed the system and its clear the already limited group of players at the club really don't know what they're supposed to be doing. More than anything for me his subs on Sunday were really crazy. If he loses tonight it could turn really ugly. The chairman who's been at the club in some capacity for over 20 years has just resigned today too.
>>152537558>Guglielmo Collina's Caledonia Premier DivisionI lole'd
>giorgino is still doing his gay little skip before penaltieslmao
>>152537480>say European intelligence agencies>after trying to create hysteria for the last few years>after intimidating belgiolandia over the assetskys euoh wait thats what they actually want to do
>>152537480>frozen assetsmy pistachio gelato is safe for another day
They are making a street fighter movie?? (Serie a related because pulis main is sagat)
What the fuck was the zipperhead thinking with this new captcha? It's like they're trying to kill this site
Cherki gole
>>152536235obviously the latter, only someone that never watched Leali would wish for him to play for his team.
Maelle Locatelli
Verso McKennie
Lorenzo Lune-cca
big feeta
Doctor said I have a bit low blood pressure 55/95 what does this mean
Dundee Utd look unbelievably bad in this first half. Celtic should be 3 up if it wasn't for the striker wearing clown shoes. Panettone delivery to Celtic Park remains on schedule... for now.
>>152539902You can have the one that was on its way to the mouth of the Maas river...
>>152539869u a chill guy
>>152539934They'll be dancing in the streets of It Hearrenfean tonight
>>152539992Fun fact: Frisian is probably the language closest to English (linguistically speaking) in the world
>>152539902>leltic
>>152539869that's nearly snek tier. have you noticed if your tongue has become forked?
Sinisalo Mihajlovic
>tongue has become forked?The intrusive thoughts about a hapa split tongue gf are back
there some names on the Celtic bench that were made for Calcio
It does not look good for young boys
>>152539869Mr. freeze
>>152540171Grimm
Luciano Valente (Lazio lifelong) gole
BREAKING: Trump's address to the nation tonight reportedly about announcement of war with Calcio iracy.
La Ueda. (they're playing even more grimly than Tudor's Jj)
/tv/ idea:Luigi De Siervo, Stefano Azzi, Andrea Duilio and Gabriele Gravina are all summoned to the UEFA headquarters in Nyon, Switzerland.The opening scene shows them all exiting a brand new private Frecciarossa 1000 of second generation, at the Geneva central station, where in snowy weather several UEFA agents and vehicles are awaiting them.Aleksander Čeferin has them escorted to a briefing room in the most highly secured part of the UEFA headquarters in Nyon, Switzerland.Here, he briefs them on the latest highly classified information gathered by the CIA (Calcio Intelligence Agency). Multiple independent and highly credible sources all point towards an upcoming “Gathering of the Streams” meeting. These are very rare meetings held approximately only once a decade by the governing body of football piracy.The meeting is believed to occur in an untracable and unidentifiable part of the dark web waters, known only as Streamcrashed Cove.However, one of the nine legendary captains of football piracy, Germano and his first mate Belgio, will have to cross the Italian digital waters, albeit briefly, on their journey to Streamcrashed Cove, onboard their legendary ship known as The Flying Duccio.Aleksander Čeferin then signals to his agents to open the doors and let someone in. Aleksander introduces Lord Twinkazzo, a loyal subject of the UEFA Empire and a senior officer in the Sky Group Media Company.Aleksander then proceeds to instruct the Italian governers, that they are to assist Lord Twinkazzo covertly assemble his armada’s in the digital harbors of Venice, and help prepare the interception and capture of the Flying Duccio and its crew.
Venice mentioned
>>152540484absolute kino
>>152540484Who is the hero and who the villain?
Mo I focus on the league
Well my halftime assessment hasn't aged well. 2nd half Celtic didn't turn up at all. Dundee Utd smelt blood and capitalised. First time Celtic have lost 4 games in a row since 1978. Fans chanting for Nancy to "get tae fuck" which I've personally never heard chanted at a Celtic manager. Honestly, seeing him walk down to the tunnel after the game was kinda shocking. I've literally seen people on liveleak going to get their head chopped off look more sprightly. Panettone delivery to Glasgow's East End has been delayed in the post.
>>152540658It depends where you stand personally on the Calcio Pirates vs. The UEFA Empire & Sky Group East India Company
>>152540484I have the surprise return for the season 1 cliffhanger
>>152537092would they beat Inter?
>>152541180Good thinking>Season 2 opener: ‘iracy Lord Malawi rescues Germano & Belgio from the UEFA prison cells off the coast of Sicily before they are transported to Geneva by Admiral Twinkazzo, but he wants something in return: The flying Duccio.
Vgh... Black Sails was so fucking kino
What did Buciano mean by this
>>152542617Starting to understand why Osimhen went crazy and wanted to leave Italy at all costs even if it meant stranded in Galatasaray
>>152542209And it's windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boysWhen the wind blows, we're all together, boysBlow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blowJolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes
John, please allow me to me more than one port per hour today
Good morning!There is calcio today!>>152541037I don't think this is a black-white situation.>>152542083I see the vision. Also elodie as tia dalma
Christmas gift ideas pls (for a 20s male, no I'm not a fag its for family)
>>152546913
Damn, the Genoanon went too far this time
Celtic manager Wilfried Nancy Pelosi
>>152546913What are his hobbies? Does he like calcio? Need more information
>>152546954He's never read a book in his life, I'm not joking btw. I took all the brains in the family (God help them)>>152546969Fitness, cars, food and football. He's not as big a football fan as me and only has a passing interest in Mr Tim's premier division. I've already bought him a bottle of good whisky and a joint present of expensive aftershave.
>>152547004Kek
>>152547004>FitnessSome gym clothes? Buy him a leao shirt. Or a coupon for him and another person to a wellness center>carsOne of those realistic lego cars?>foodInvite him to dinner at a restaurant (or buy Swiss schoggi)
Also when /seriea/ meet up in rome at the new metro station colosseo?
>>152547004A comprehensive pack of Goleador'sIt has a football on the cardboard, it's food (mostly), it reminds you that fitness is temporary if you eat too many, and makes you want to get in the car and buy more
>Ferrari has reportedly ended development on “Project 678”, their 2026 car, to better focus on a potential championship challenge in 2027
Test
Okay had to switch to Chance for the new captcha and it said I was rangebanned for some reason.Anyway>RaspadoriGrim
>>152547281is the conference league trophy held in greater or lesser regard than roma's 5-1 victory over longobarda in the film?
>more hungarian memesmaybe based>keeper swapbut why lmao>within 48 hours we will know if the eu wants to kill belgium for negrukrainegrim
>>152547292youre talking about la riomma right
conrado malanga
>>152547624Sadly yes
>earn 2 mil a year>first thing you do when your family suffered a tragedy is post a gofundme link on your Instagram account it should have been Dewinter's anyway
>Referee Marco Guida has once again refused to take charge of a Napoli match, thereby losing the prestige of officiating a Super Cup final. As he himself explained last season, he does not want to referee Napoli matches so as to avoid problems in his daily life, as he lives in the area with his whole family. Rocchi has therefore already alerted Colombo, in case Napoli reach the final.
>muttuidi renewaljesus fucking christ
>>152548848you're talking about La Riomma in 2029 right
>>152548876
Well guess they tried to push Zingarova out too
only thing missing are the dated newspapers
>>152548984It's insane how it's always the same shitters who create problems in the dressing room lmfao, they've been at the club for years as well, I hope Buciano gets rid of at least some of them
>>152549052It's because shitters know deep down inside the only way they can stake a claim to any sort of status is with this Mean Girls bullshit, because it's not going to happen through their "talent"
>>152549098For all his wrongs, Motta actually sort of tried to do something about that and it made him lose the whole dressing room, the managers may have their faults but it's insanely embarassing to see a situation like this continue for so long
>>152547004Maybe one of those classic football shirts of whoever his favorite prime barclaysman is>>152548848Sack sballeti immediately
I do not understand Locatelli. I don't think I ever will. I don't dislike him. I don't have any agenda against him or any other Juventus player. I like that Loca is a lifelong Gobbo, but as a player, I am increasingly getting the impression that what he does is too intelligent and beyond my comprehension. I hope he continues to rank in the top 100th percentile for passes into the forward passing area of forward passes.
https://x.com/juventusfc/status/2001654504383520826Me? I'm a Panetteun Koopmeiners lifelong
>>152549399He is the Giordano Bruno of calcio
Milik is alive.Also just heard how Cambiaso (and presumable all Italians) pronounce the word "meme" and my life will never be the same.
I imagine is something like:>meeem-mé
>>152549904what did you expect?
we hebben een serieus probmeem
fellow fantacazzo enthusiasts, what will happen next week with the postponed matches? political six or wait for recoveries?
today, we all nap and eat pizza
Claudio & Enrico Lotito
I'll watch because it's my team and all, but fuck supercoppa and fuck having to play two matches to win it. I won't complain if gonde plays the youth team to rest the real team and get out quick.
>>152550291Do you want italy at the world cup? If yes watch it exclusively on Italia 1
I ain't watching that shit
All I can say is that rabiot looks very sexy in real life
let's go milan chads!
>>152550412
it's a good thing that the new captcha was introduced at this time.as you can see from the lack of activity, it has wiped out at least half of the zozzoneri fan base.
Did Milan buy an arab guy just for the Supercoppa? Oculata campagna acquisti if so
>>152550449too retarded to solve it
>Yet another humiliation ritualI am getting tired honestly
Did Milan seriously make a kit in arabic just or this? Cringe ass club
>>152550494>uuuuuuw giwhat position does he play?
>>152550494>>152550496As once Herbert Kilpin said:>Wherever I am, I must also appeal to maranzas
>>152550496they need 5M to finance the January transfer window please understand
>"they have to adapt to our culture!">...>"ehh n- not like this"
>>152550553Have you finished your PhD on how to be a pain in the arse by understanding fuck all?
>>152550494ac sandnegru lole
bbilanticism
>names on the back in arabic >:(>names on the back in japanese :3
>>152550432Anything about the stadium experience? Is it all rich Saudis yelling racial abuse at the negrus?
put some sandbags on Twinkazzo, I'm about to sneeze and I don't want him to get blown away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7zsXCb1U7UNever forget how this cringe ass club butchered the cultural phenomenon that is a haka just to promote some shampoo.
>>152550608yes, but unironically
This should have been the second yellow for hoilund
>>152550656Now that Milan are sponsored by Congo, they can perform King Leopold II's dance
Give him an oscar
This should have been the first red for Rabiot
>both sets of subhumans involved started the protest against the refereeingnow that's an Italian football match alright
>>152550656>you have to stand there and respect our ancient war dance because you just have toDunno, always found it annoying, it's not an international military parade
>>152550713Having the names in arabic is actually 5d chess, the ref will never book them because he doesn't know how to write the names
>pavlobitch on the other side of the pitchkino
>>152550737I agree. Its a nice tradition and they should be able to do it but I think the other team should also have the option to react to it.
>>152550742they book the players by their numbers, retard
Bbilan - Como will be officially played in Australia in February, with referees from the Asian Football Confederation and at a time when both teams in Serie A still have everything to play for. There are people who think it's a good plan. But seriously: which nut comes up with this?
>magic spray what do they know?
there is no reason for this game or this competition to be taking place, just so milan can have a chance at a consolation mickey mouse cup
>>152550771Yeah but they're Arabic numbers instead of normal ones
>>152550608Japs wash themselves, do not fuck their cousins and do not blow up for their Sand God
>>152550774Wasn't the organization of the event falling apart?
>>152550794>Arabic numbers instead of normal onesok that's a funny joke
>>152550774Capitalism and its consequences
>>152550774so you're saying there's a chance they get 370'd?
>>152550788Wizards of the Coast memery has gone too far
Mike... cmon
MAGIC MIKE
Lukaku is alive!
Neymar to Jj when
How many more millions in signing bonus is that for Maignan?
>Maignegru
>>152550627>rich saudis no such thing. It’s all old people calling tomori “abd”
>>152550914They shouldnt do this
Anyone but Dewinter
There's comfy league today
do you think that kosovalbania is already on the phone with india to borrow one of their jeets in order to solve the new captchas?
O SAY CAN YOU SEE
I'll check livescore after instead. That's the best way to watch calcio anyway.
>>152551027Saaaaarrr pls do not redeem new captcha
Milan Kings is it worth turning on this game or nah
>>152550774>8th February 2026, Bondi Beach Stadium, Australia
زنجي
I’d like to take a couple of minutes to clear up a situation. I find it inconceivable that totally unfounded stories can be allowed to circulate, made up from nothing, and on top of that on the eve of such an important match like Saturday’s. What is even more surprising is seeing how many people believe news that does not contain the slightest bit of truth. The only thing that matters now is the match. The rest is just noise. Federico
Jashari pulls some wild creative long passes out of nowhere. Very interesting.
>zingarovic's son is on the bench
>viola stream on the side monitor funny happenings are brewing, I can feel it
>>152551167Are you saying it's not only Pogba that can do Crazy Passes?
>>152551229I'm not feeling it, they wouldn't be able to lose this even if the CAS in Lausanne itself intervened
fooowza midan
>The Winter
Save us fofana
If you think about it the earlier >we can leave arabia the sooner we can go to australia and attend more promo meetings -> making more money -> allowing us to go big during the winter mercato right?
tfw conceicao>>>allnegru
Koni De Winter of Our Discontent
>goatfana doesn’t play against Lazio in the coppaMilan lose>goatfana doesn’t play against Napoli in the super coppa Milan lose
Mike isn't all that magical tonight...
Sexo with Chef Pavan
>Zachary Athekame>SUII think the new captcha with the dots is actually a soft disclosure
AHHHHHHHH GOATFANA SAVE MEEEEEEE
I actually dont care about this gane
Also napoli has to do more rotation so their injuries dont hit them as hard as it does Milan because their bench players played more minutes already
Leao is always injured man just ship him off already
>>152551559think of the poor faggy stylists of Milan's fashion week
>>152551548There is still the (really small) possibility that Milan wins the scudetto and the coppa this season.They already won the super coppa
Remind me again why Milan shipped off Abraham to Besiktas only to spend 9999999€ on Nkunku?
>>1525515487 injuries makes it hard
>Tumori wasting 3 mins when they’re behind 2-0 with 10 minutes left Genius
>tomori gets a yellow for doing... nothing?Bravo figc bravo
>>152551412Suz in MY /seriea/????
Supercoppa yellow cards count for the league, right?
>viola game paused cant see anything
Guys this new captcha is very difficult for me
>>152551718you have to observe closely
>>152551718Duvan?
>>152551718I keep selecting the right image and then pressing post instead of next
Milan have conceded 0 goals since goatfana came on btw
>+7Leao would have been a game changer rn
>use firefox>NO SAAR, YOUR IP RANGE HAS BEEN BLOCKED DUE TO ABUSE>use safari/chrome>here you go lad, post awayHow does this error even make sense, it's the same IP?!?!?!
This Milan is ass, 0 offensive threat, joke all you want but the fat Mexican > Nkunku I don’t know what Milan lab did to kill the Mexicans mental to the point where he is getting elective surgeries
>>152551794>SAARRRRR WHAT IS COOKIE Lel
>>152551794Firefox is repulsed by your Google searches for guides on pegging
>>152551794Cookies? Magnets maybe? Screen cap it they're going to start sneaking pics of ayys in the captcha to see if people pick up on them
>napoli staff and player lining up to celebrate like they won the clLmao
tfw gayyngstalked by captchas
Milan paid 42 million EUR for Nkunku btw and paying him 10 million EUR yearly salary
>>152551874Nkunku scored more goals and assists than dildiz this season and only because of AlleGOD
>scored 15 goals in the eplel last season>no you don't understand he's to shit to make it on a damp evening against Gaspar and Baschirotto
>>152551849It's just the supercoppa, you don't have to cope so hard fren
>>152551818>>152551832Don't take me for some PolSci student, obviously doing everything in Incognito Mode in both browsers was the first thing I tried.
its cold and my heater sounds like people screamingi hope they arent tile makers
KINOSE fiketta at Masterchef
Besides a promising /t&f/career what does nkunkun do?
>>152551958Negro (Paolo) term awareness
De Winter is good
Sack this goddamn cunt alreadyWe're losing 2-0 and who does he bring on? Fofana and AthekameLoftus Shit plays the whole game despite being invisibleHe's turned Modric into a fucking defensive playerHe is cancer to footballEven his assistant Landucci is a better coach than himAnd fuck Furlani for buying Nkunku to maintain muh relations with Chelshit after playing hard ball for fucking Maignan of all players, the same nigger who let in 2 easy goals tonight and can't catch a ball to save his life
>>152551411Cardinal said no big investmentsWe will get Fullkrug at bestNot like it matters with this shit coach
piccoli is grim
Sickua
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAafter that smalls miss as well AHAHAHAHHA
>>152552164people talk shit about the Lucca transfer, but his should be enough to get Pradé indicted for fraud alone.
yo wtf is going on in Switzerland lol
>>152551874I don’t know even understand why, I’m sure Chelsea would have agreed to a loan
>>152552221Switzerland NT be like Çangün passes it to Adebamba who whips in a killer cross for Hoxha gooooool
>>152552221NATO wewuz'd the place already
just put them out of their misery already
>Finngolian named Rodolfo Lippoget him to a serie a club now
Motta, Juric, bbioli who's sinking with la viola?
Literally name a single good milan player, max is doing miracles with the eccellenza tier squad he has
MaignanDe WinterTomoriPavlovicBartesaghi (literally the best U23 fullback in the world)ModricRabiotFofana (starter in the bestestest NT in the world)LeaoNkunku (scored more golazi than dildazo)PulisicThey would be starters in every single fucking team in the world
>>152552504>literally the best U23 fullback in the world*leaves (You) on Read*
>competing for the league title with the third best squad in said league while playing a dozen matches less than the only 2 better teams is a miracle
>>152552504Now list the good ones
I do kinda feel bad for Commisso, Barone dying killed La Viola with him
palladin curse be real
grim but funny
I didn't read any quote by MY manager so I'm assuming we don't play tomorrow
sleep tight /seriearabia/
>>152552807quietest New Year's eve in Naples
Yildiz contract renewal tomorrow :)Sleep tight.
if a woman screams in a forest and nobody is around to hear her, does she make a sound?
I like you guys even if you hate and ignore me. I still lurk /seriea/. i still believe in the potere of calcio.
>>152553281serie assholes just cant take an Λ
>>152553281we just want you to eat the panettone greekfra
>>152553595>>152553468thank you. recently, i had a bad health scare after a bad time of wallowing in misery and im all cheered up now after the event. i wish all seriea fras well in life even the itafra who never (You)s me. god bless this christmas!
>>152553595i will be making panettone this year!! i posted about it in the serie a offshot on the cooking channel
>>152553136
>Donald Trump announces ‘Patriot Games,’ an unprecedented four-day athletic event with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”Continassa games but all the participants are Jj players and only one of them survives at the end when
>>152554212Sounds familiarI am devastated after Milan lost the totally real, not a promo match; "Danube Suppercoppa" in Riyadh
Holy bazookas on that Adriana girl
If a girl (on ketamine) bites your with so much fervour that even Belgio would ask her to chill a bit and nobody was around to hear you [redacted], did you really get bitten?
but jokes aside lads I really do have a crush on giorgia meloni
