previous>>152508649
Why aren't the Dolphins considered eliminated if they lose tomorrow? I'm in the playoff machine and can't find a scenario where they're in the hunt if they lose
>>152509570Packers to win the super bowl
>Man responsible for tearing Mahomes ACLthank him
>[Trey Wingo] So this is crazy… both Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes won 3 Super Bowls early in their careers and then tore their ACLs in their 9th seasons with both teams missing the playoffs that yearHeh.... You're going to regret that one chargies.... You don't know what you just unleashed....
Micah bounty gated himself
>>152509570dumbass, we're all in here>>>/pol/523601709>>>/pol/523601709>>>/pol/523601709
chicanos aren't handling the fact that the Eagles Ended The Chiefs Dynasty Last Year very well
>>152509580It's time to accept the fact that the trip six ended the Queef's dynasty
>>152509585Yeah about that
>>152509587This is what happens when you love black women but are stuck with some white pop star gf
JJ Mccarthy had a better game against a reinforced cowboys team fighting to make the playoffs than Jordan Love did against an early season cowboys teamHas the NFCN had a breakout new QB1???
>>152509580I made this on my phone drunk late night after the game
I don't care what the Chargers do the rest of the year. They ENDED the Chiefs.
Xhehawks reek of fraudulence, Darnold will shit his pants in the playoffs guaranteed.
>>152509614KWAB
>>152509609based
>>152509602Looks like he went for the flop and accidentally turned his ACL into goo
Didn't know the chiefs destroyed the chiefs in the superbowl when they were going for a threepeat.
Brady is better
>>152509581If that's the case it's usually an instance of multiple ties type of bullshit where it's technically .000001% possible.
>oh, hey /sp/ I heard your shit team needs a gritty douchebag Quarterback. What do you say?
>>152509607Unironically yes, he is winning the division next year
>>152509598Lol
I wanna make a quesedilla but my toaster is broken
>>152509627Ah yes I forget about the ties
>>152509602
>>152509635You have a stove
>>152509628But enough about Diego Pavia?
>>152509614I never understood the Chiefs and their big ass hallway to the locker room that is full of spectators. They're the only team I know of that has something like that
>>152509610And I will always appreciate them for that.
What is Cam Little’s max FG range in mile high if he can make it from 70 in Jacksonville? If it turns into a defensive slugfest do they just start kicking field goals from their own 45?
>>152509589my nigga
>>152509635>making a quesadilla in a toasterdios mio
>>152509619Seahawks didn't score a single TD and still somehow managed to win the game lmao
Do not reply to Chikaner. He is a mindbroken self hating brown neet from /int/ who thinks /sp/ is a colony for race wars and uses multiple vpns>what does he do?He spends his entire day on 4chan. He ban evades. He will support the most “white” team despite him not caring for sports.>why do they call him Der Chikaner?He tends to use a Kraut flag most of the times and he once accidentally posted the Spanish ñ with “ñlife.”>tldr?Imagine barneyfag 2.0 but a selfhating brown.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
>>152509637
>>152509628Most spiritually Raider player I've seen since Crosby, Mendoza better pray they don't take him instead
>All the best players in NFL were poor or on drugs or experienced homelessness or were mentally illDoes pain really create champions?
>>152509619>Darnold will shit his pants in the playoffs guaranteed.wouldn't be the first time
I wish Mahomes wasn't injured because now the narrative is surrounding his injury rather than him playing like shit all season and missing the playoffs while healthy
Mahomes is following the Brady career path to a T. Sorry this acl injury just strengthens my argument that he'll go on to orchestrate another dynasty.
>>152509654Scrollin' 4chan/sp/
Bears will win next week and beat the Rams to go to the Superbowl
ayo white boy bout to hit dat gritty
>>152509628Yeah I think the UFL is looking
>>152509655Mendoza will be a Raider. But that's great because the Raiders will still fucking suck.
>>152509628This one ugly son of a bitch
>>152509661Nah it came too late, everyone saw him suck all year
Sign it
Herbert, Lawrence, and Allen are some big white boys
>>152509641Kyler Murray and Bryce Dung have done irreparable harm to future midget QBs draft stock. Pavia will maybe get taken in the 6th if he's lucky
And thus they were ended.
>Tell him to abandon all superficial bullshit mechanics taught by oldfags and just "let it rip">Becomes a top 5 QB overnightDoes the NFL have a QB coaching problem?
>>152509635Nigga what's wrong with you
>>152509614what a faggot lol
>>152509635I wanna make a milkshake but my car's air conditioner is all out of freon...
>>152509673I'm not going to apologize because I loved him even when he was shit
>>152509661>HealthyHe was never healthy this season, playing with a majority 3rd string WRs playing with dislocated shoulders who had no time behind a pocket that was consistently rotating through backup JAGs This was never going to be KCs year. But guess what. Mahomes has never been eliminated before the AFCCG in playoffs.
>>152509673This is the wrong form, gimme the one for Nine
>>152509670>Mendoza will be a Ramftfy
are people going to pretend rivers is good for a week?
>>152509692Nine died during the concussion, there's only JJ now
>>152509687>even when he was shit>wasLol he's still shit
>>152509614UH OH STINKYYYYYYYYY
Who will be next year's notable white QBs?
>>152509678That wasn’t supposed to be a question. Pavia is the most douche qb in the draft. And the hilarious part he’s already stated he wants to play for the raiders
>>152509570>"A lightning bolt, just struck that coffin!!!"https://youtu.be/mQOPgBZSO5w?si=l_RATcQ4v4VGFcml&t=128
>>152509699Mendoza
>>152509696dude he did a griddy while scoring he's elite
>>152509680Allen also seems to do better when he takes off McDerp's leash. So, to answer your question...yes.
>>152509693Rams have a really bad history drafting QBs. See Stetson Bennett.
>>152509696Has been a top 5 QB in the nfl the last two weeks lolPFF current has this week's grade for him a 92ish
>>152509699qb race doesn't matter, only the race of the fanbase
>>152509706Does he count?
>>152509602The Tackle That Turned The Tide
>>152509680The Jags certainly did, and think about their coaches. Urban Meyer only knew Tebow and the Ohio State negro qb farm, Pederson somehow won an owl with Nick Foles under center. They didn’t know shit about how to develop an actual QB prospect
>>152509693Rams are trading for Burrow
>>152509699White bros it feels good
>>152509694He had less than a week from behind signed to playing. He was literally celebrating his 44th birthday, probably pumping another kid into his wife when he got the call from the colts and came back He nearly won too against a top 10 defense. I am not lying when I tell you at least one playoff team will lose to the Colts this year led by Phillip Rivers. It's probably going to be the chargers.
>>152509699Half of those are black
>>152509602i've already cummed to this video several times, anyone else?
What can you prescribe for my Herbert-induced melty? I'm having another one. They won't stop, suck as.
>>152509700He is? I actually don't know much about him as a person or in interviews I've only watched a few Vandy games the last 2 years. How is he more of a douchebag than Carson Beck?
>Mendoza
>>152509710Bennet is a day 2 qb
>>152509711>PFFlol oh I'm laffin
>>152509686Just make it in the bathtub filled with the excess freezer burn from the fridge like the rest of us.
>>152509713He does now
>>152509712>Raiders are only popular in LA but not LVRAIDER NATIONNNNNNNNNNN, we won
>>152509716>rams fans desperate for white qbshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanqueamiento
>>152509725All anybody saw from the chargers this game is a team with no protection for Herbert that's gonna be an easy W in playoffs Enjoy the monkey paw of watching the Chiefs get eliminated by your chargers only to lose to an old man Rivers in playoffs. You can just already taste the chargening the universe has planned for them
>>152509734Don’t reply to chikaner
>>152509680Sid Gillman used to say there was no rubber band on the football, you just had to heave it up and hope someone came down with it, old school football was all about the gunslinger and only recently did we become overly autistic about throwing stances and mechanics and while some autismos definitely benefit from that approach there will always be guys like Lawrence who need to be allowed to sling it
Has NINE finally arrived?
>>152509726I get the feeling you're more likeable in person than you are on here but you still probably have a minor autismo streak.
Still doubting? Still calling them frauds?
>Herbert nuthugger still seething that I've been right about him for 5 yearsRoman induced melty?
QB Primate
>>152509745Defense wins championships.
>>152509749Those eyes scare me...
>>152509734what is lv?
It's happening again chat, another melty at the hands of Justin Herbert. I cannot control himself when he beats my dogshit team.
>>152509742>old school football was all about the gunslingerNo it wasn't. It was all about pounding the rock. The gunslinger was just the default playing style for quarterbacks because passing was under used and poorly understood.
>>152509740How the fuck are the Chargers going to wind up playing the Colts when they're both WCs at best? Not that the Colts have any chance whatsoever of making the playoffs since they can only run the ball or do short 4 yard passes with Rivers. The Chargers are most likely facing the Patriots in the first round unless the Broncos absolutely fall apart for the next 3 weeks.
>>152509744Anyone who posted here when cp was regularly being spammed with regular board usage basically being a garuanteed to see the most disgusting shit twice a week I.E 2014-2016 and is still posting here a decade later have unresolved mental health issues.
>>152509753las vegasI know raiders are from oakland, but culturally LA resonates with raiders... fuck las vegas, raiders never should've moved there
>>152509734This shit is outdated. St. Louis still had the rams. Chikaner is a dumb retard
>>152509744Because I like doing draft evaluations? Plenty of people do that as a hobby. That's how guys like Jordan Reid started. A big part of them is listening to guys in interviews/pressers and reading background profiles for me. I think it is for most
Did the Chief tickle your tonsils yet?
>>152509726
>>152509663when did brady get statistically worse every year
>>152509745They have to beat the injured Chargers at home. Jimmy Harbaugh and the Chargers are 5-0 vs the AFC West. The Broncos have been preying on the weak all season, nobody believes in them.
>>152509656No. I experienced all of that and I live in a dumpster behind a Wendy's.
Now that the dust has settled, how would you rate his career?
Bo deserves less
>>152509756>passing was under used and poorly understoodyou're like one of those retards who thinks that muskets were inaccurate, the passing game has evolved definitely but it's more due to rule changes than anything else.
>>152509749>battle of the blonde hair blue eye QBs next weekMay the best Aryan win.
>>152509699>Allen - black>Herbo - white>DJ - white>Rodgers - white>Maye - white>Bo Nix - white>Lawrence - black>Goff - white>Baker - black>Stafford - white>Dart - black>Darnold - white>Nine - white>Purdy - black
>>152509776Preying on the weak? They beat the SB champions in their home field
>>1525097792nd best of all time. He did it with more of a rotating cast than Joe Montana, has the 2nd best individual playoff stats of all time, And isn't a playoff choker like Peyton Manning.
>>152509775Westside nigga. JFC
>>152509752>>152509749those are the eyes of a barbarian germanic who sacked the empire of my roman ancestors
>>152509751The defense that gave up 26?
>>152509779I think he had elite weapons that made people think he was better than he actually was
>>152509784>replying to chikaner
Official 2024 QB Class Power Rankings1. Bo Nix2. Drake Maye--- gap ---3. Caleb Williams--- power gap ---RG3. Jayden Daniels9. NINE (9)9001. Penis
>>152509783Anon, it was a runningback's league all the way up until the 90s. The short passing game didn't exist until Bill Walsh invented it.
>>152509753Chikaner confirmed retard.Do they not have maps where you're from?
>>152509783>you're like one of those retards who thinks that muskets were inaccurateRelative to what? They are inaccurate if we're talking about comparing them to modern guns.
>>152509788The Eagles are in free fall. The Chargers beat them as well and they have no home field advantage.
>>152509749those are opioid eyeshow he stays so calm under pressure>>152509763do you want to see my sink?
>>152509779Not the GOAT. But definitely top 10.
>>152509799Still can't believe someone named their kid Micro Penis Jr. Black names are crazy
>>152509779Ref babyHolding o line babyFaggot
The Broncos are going to get demolished by the Jaguars.
>>152509799Based although don't forget Rattler. He may be KWAB tier but he's also been stuck on a doghshit aints team
Will the Colts start Rivers again next week?
>>152509785Good although Nine is black. JJ McCarthy is white
>>152509802it's called vegas not LV
>>152509817>breaking GR15MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>152509816Tyler Shough already 3x the wins that Spencer Rattler has...
>>152509656Yes especially in boxing/mma
>>152509819They should. Rivers played exceptionally well and only lost because he was forced into a do-or-die hail mary situation after his defense choked away a winnable game.
>>152509816Shough has already surpassed Rattler's career win total
Bears are going to the owl, they have the meme magic.
>another week of white supremacist football memes
>>152509819He damn near beat one of the best teams in the league on the road. I'd let him go. Ride with a good running game and defense.
>>152509779Unironically top 3 if he retired today
>>152509680Nix also does this when Sean lets him off the leash... Which has only happened in like 3 quarters this entire season.
>>152509819For someone coming off the couch a week ago he was a lot better than I expected. If his receivers didn't have stone hands they could've been up by multiple FGs at least
>>152509833
You are so mad
>bearsfags think they'll beat the rams
>>152509815Broncos pass D is very good and won’t let the Jags do what they did today. Bo Nix makes a lot of dangerous throws and Jags will punish him more for it than others. Comes down to the run and special teams next week
>>152509831bears are gonna get raped by whatever NFCW team they run into in the playoffs
>>152509840You ain't ready for this
>>152509830Obviously but the post was about ranking 2024 Quarterbacks not only 2024 1st round QBs. Rattler may be kinda shit but he deserves mentioning since he's played a fair bit. I think he could be okay in a better spot
Scam Darnold scored zero (0) TDs kek
>>152509829>Rivers played exceptionally wellYeah, truly...falling over like a started gazelle, handing off the ball for 80% of the plays, and throwing the ball after 0.5 seconds because he's afraid of getting blindsided and stripped from his shot reaction time and lack of field vision is a stellar performance on top of... *checks* 120yd 1TD 1INT. If he keeps this up, he might pass Shedeur Sanders or Cam Ward at some point.
>>152509839I would cum in them
NFCW will assrape any flyover they come across
>>152509847He scored zero against the Vikings too with a trash statline, the defense and ST has been covering for a lot of his subpar play.
>>152509810Raiders is for everyone, no matter their colour>Davis breached several civil rights and diversity barriers during his career with the Raiders. In 1963, the Raiders were scheduled to play a preseason game in Mobile, Alabama. In protest of Alabama's segregation laws, Davis refused to allow the game to be played there and demanded the game be moved to Oakland. He also refused to allow the players to travel to cities to play games where the black and white players would have to stay in separate hotels.[75]Does it make you seethe, chud?
>>152509849See>>152509847
>>152509856That's pretty based of Al
Enjoy your ONE YEAR without us in the playoffs, you'll miss it when we win our 5th lombardi next season.
>bradysknees and chikaner never in the thread at the same time
I'm only worried about the Jags and the Pats. The rest of your teams are shitters
>>152509859>us>we>our
>>152509860This man looks like he'd get along great with Caleb Williams, if you get my drift
>>152509861this, all the good teams are either denver or on the east coast
Imagine Bo Nix
Remind me again why is he the highest paid QB in the league
eagles completely mindbroke the queefs last yearthey will never recover
erm…
>>152509763I've been on 4chan since like 2011 and I've basically never seen cp whatsoever. And the few times I did, it was probably no later than 2013
>>152509861My team has ryback tho
>>152509857Darnold being dogshit does not mean Rivers is not dogshit. You may have missed this, but the Colts lost that game. And as shit as Darnold is, he threw for over double the yards that Rivers did and it was the difference in the field goal that won the game.
>>152509862Yeah, the Chiefs are my team. Got a problem with that? We're Chiefs Kingdom.
>>152509861Why would you not rate the Bills after what happened in the playoffs last season? Come on son be realistic the Bills are the AFC favorites even assuming Denver gets 1 seed and homefield
>>152509849Cope harder, Sam.
>>152509849They obviously gave him a conservative gameplan this week. He executed it fairly well. Open up the offense as their team's chances dwindle.
>>152509869
Theres not even a top 3 QBs this year. Stafford is #1 Josh Allen #2 and then I literally dont trust anyone else to be #3.Theres like a 20% performance gap between Josh and whoever youd want to place third
>>152509871>Rybitch's impact
>Chiefs kingdom
broncos are a west coast team
>>152509882Ask me how I know you're a fan of a team with no rings and no real fanbasekwab
>>152509851Mhmm das rite. My cards would heem any team
>>152509867He can win a WC game and statpads against shitters.
>>152509870The other anon is talking out of his ass. Outside of sticky's and huge game threads that shit was rare on /sp/. Maybe places like /tv/ it was still posted a fair bit 2014-2016
>>152509867you see those sick stat pads to set up the onside kick?
>>152509880Maye and Goff
>>152509884Ryback is from the west coast
As a Chargers fan this was a great Sunday. Chargers KILL the Chiefs dynasty and Rivers is still slinging it. Great dude.
>>152509861As a Patriots fan, I'm only worried about the Broncos and I think the Bills would be an even match since both division games were very close this year.I just don't buy into the rest of them.
Russel Wilson is still the Broncos' highest paid player. Can't wait to see what Paton & Payton cook up in the offseason when we finally get Russ off the books.
>>152509843I'm not sure I'm that scared of the Jag's defense after the Broncos beat the Texans. Jags also beat the Texans. Texans are probably the biggest fraud checkers in the league right now, I think we're in for a good game. Trevor Lawrence eats a lot of sacks and no one is putting up sacks like the Broncos are, I think that's gonna be a big challenge for the Jags next week and I'm sure they're working hard to figure it out.
>>152509870Good thing you haven't encountered El peruANO. Saw a very haunting webm in this very board several months ago
>>152509867In entertainment, you naturally a higher salary based on how entertaining you are. This is why Dook is paid so well
>>152509712Isn't this just television markets?
>>152509874Different Broncos fan than that anon, but the Bills are the only team that really concerns me. They are inconsistent as hell and not as good as they were last season, but Josh Allen getting hot is the most dangerous thing in the AFC playoffs this year.
>>152509907Offseason? I don't come here during the offseason.
Imagine he actually makes it into the playoffs.
>>152509712Jets only have Mike Greene and a couple other jewish guys in new york.
reminder that >we is an /int/ coded meme about e.g. hispanics larping as fans of spanish soccer teams
My Ravens finna boutta shock the world
Is the Packers' Oline that good? They were giving the supposedly elite Broncos defense a lot of trouble
>schizo isn't making threads todaycurious
>>152509917No it isn't. We've been doing that since the dawn of /sp/ and it was a bit on Bill Simmons's podcast since forever.
>>152509913If Josh Allen had consistency, he would be Mahomes right now instead of Mahomes. When he's on, he's unstoppable. But he just gets so inexplicably fucking shitty out of nowhere sometimes against such mediocre teams. I know it can happen to anyone, but when Josh plays bad it looks REALLY ugly. It's probably because the team around him keeps getting worse but I just can't explain his game against the Falcons this year.
>>152509907He posted in the 49ers Chiefs owl sticky. That was the only time I encountered him
>>152509915How? Map it out for me
>>152509671there's definitely an n word in the woodpile in his heritage.
>>152509923Packers olinemen are allowed to hold. There are literally former Packers linemen who said when they switched teams their exact same technique was flagged consistently.
>>152509592It's significantly harder for scrambling QBs to recover from an ACL injury than a pocket passer. Brady rarely even needed his legs versus Mahomes who practically scrambles every play to extend plays.
>>152509910it's old, but why would nevada be cowboys if it was tv markets?
>>152509915>mfw if they win tomorrow, their record would be tied with the somehow-division-leading Steelers and Buccaneers
>>152509926>he would be Mahomes right now instead of Mahomeswhy would he want to be a mutt with a blown out knee?
>>152509932>you now remember Brady's forest gump knee brace thingkek
>>152509934I don't know but notice how the raiders are also highlighted in LA so it's old data whatever it is
>>152509931and broncos players have to learn to not chop block when they go elsewhere
>>152509619These qbs these days are so retarded. The model in the nfl right now is basically the OC and/or HC manufacturing production with these serviceable mid tier starters but the problem is, once their progressions get thrown off schedule even a second by clever disguises or even just pressure they are absolutely fucked. This is how I feel about basically any shanahan school qb
>>152509932brady was so unathletic in his 20's he literally beat his 40 time as a 40 year old man lmaobrady was a FREAK when it came to keeping his body in top shape. mahomes sitson the couch and eats cheetohs during the offseason.
>>152509932Exactly. It's the reason Rivers can play at 44 while being out of the game for 5 years. He never depended on his legs.
>>152509699Thomas Michael Patrick Brady
>>152509914It was poverty ball game thread. Word on the street is that he hot arrested but maybe it's all memes
Wtf is dry needling?
>>152509937Because as much as we might shit on the Chiefs and their plastic fanbase, I'm guessing the Bills fans would probably really like 3 rings for Josh Allen right about now rather than a decade of jobbing to Mahomes in the playoffs.
>>152509915Nah we're going to Jerusalem homes.
>>152509905Yeah true he may take some hits, the oline is a big part of their inconsistency this season. Broncos seem to do well against QB runs too so Etienne is really going to have to go off. Expect a lot of short throws to Meyers and Strange, not many opportunities for deep balls. Really does come down to how the Jags D does, the pass rush just isn’t as good as it should be given the pieces
>OregonJustin Herbert, Bo Nix>BamaBryce Young, Tua TagovailoaWould you rather take Dante Moore or Ty Simpson in the coming draft?
>>152509950Undefeated since he said that btw.
>>152509915Eagles fans would have a meltdown. They think McDaniel is getting fired and will be the next Eagles OC
>>152509948Damn I can't believe Rodgers did that to him
>>152509915That would require Mike to drop to cocaine and for Tua to not have a macaroni brain but I will kek at them doing better without Tyreek
>>152509949>MUH HECKIN' QUARTERBACKARINO DUELSliterally the only reason the Mutt beat Allen in the playoffs is because the Chiefs have a better team, coaching staff, and ref help.
>>152509952I mean Ty Simpson kind of fucking sucks. He almost lost to Auburn.
Is it gay to slap another man's ass?
>>152509961I was going to ask the same thing about this
>>152509952Dante will be the best in the upcoming draft if we go by names.
>>152509961Depends on how good the play was.
Fans aren't fans if they just want the club to winFans stay when shit hits the fanFans love the club because of what it means, not because they win superbowlsFans are in it for the blood, sweat, tears, and painIf you want glory without hard work, go join the bandwagon in some other gay sport
>>152509961No way bro slap away
>>152509952Neither good lord
>>152509952Not fair. Nix played 80% of his career at Auburn. Some of them played under different college HCs. White v Black is relevant though.
>>152509924Nah I think he was just getting tired of people like you making him look like one because you and others were too insecure about him posting under a non-anonymous name so y'all had to pretend to be him just to make him look bad. Pathetic, honestly.
>>152509929they're 6-7, Their opponents are the Steelers, who are wildly inconsistent and go from good to shit every week, the Bengals who are in a freefall with Burrow being dead inside, the Buccaneers who are currently turning on their coach as their season is falling apart, and the Patriots who will likely rest their starters for the final week. It's possible that they win out and sneak into the playoffs.
>>152509973You judge QB’s based on where they play their best ball.
>>152509970its been 25 years. Im fucking tired
QB schools aren’t a thing. The best QBs I can think of are one-off stars from schools that don’t produce all that much QB talent. If you want a truly good QB you gotta go for those guys and stop taking dudes from perennial top teams, those places are mediocrity mills for QB talent
Arch manning would the best qb in this draft if he declares
I hope that god smites all for months whom is celebrating such an injury on such a faithful servant of God.
>>152509981what part of mexico are you from
>>152509958Oh cool, so how many spiritual rings does that give Josh Allen? Top kek.You now realize that Lamar Jackson is the 6th highest winning% QB of all time and yet he's never been in an AFC Championship. Josh Allen is 9th on that list and he's never even been in a Super Bowl. The rest on that list all the way up to 30th place have all WON Super Bowls. All of them.
>>152509941The Raiders are unironically still the most popular football team in LA.1. Raiders2. USC Football3. Rams4. Cowboys5. Niners6. Steelers7. Mater Dei High School Football8. St. John Bosco High School Football9. Chargers10. UCLA Football
>>152509970I’m confident about the raiders losing to the giants.The bigger issue is the possibility of the raiders beating the Minshit-led Chiefs
>>152509970Chiefs fans would never
1. Dante Moore2. Ty Simpson3. Fernando Mendoza4. LaNorris Sellers5. Garrett NussmeierBased purely on their names.
>the Vikings likely knocked the cowboys out of the playoffs >could knock either the lions or packers out, and knock the other front division winner to 7th seed This is going to be an infamous season for JJ Mccarthy
>[PFT} Packers believe Micah Parsons tore his ACL/nfl/ and /sp/ would never apologize to Jerry Jones but it's obvious his satanic rituals foresaw this event coming
>>152509980I judge QBs on the entire resume. With NIL and the portal college guys are going to move around.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>FLUUUUUUUUUUUUU>DA FLU IS IN MY FUCKING KNEE
>>152509992Careful. You’re gonna trigger youngcuck
>>152509986I don't celebrate injuries but he brought it on himself being fat and thinking he can still scramble
>>152509992Rams are not 3
>>152509995Fernando Mendoza is easily a Day 1 Raiders QB
>>152509983Especially since now nobody even attempts to develop a qb to read the field at an nfl level in college. Its a scratch off ticket and maybe you get someone like Josh Allen who's such a freak it doesn't matter if he can process or not
>>152509587tay tay drained him too much. she’s a goddamn semen demon
>>152509992During Tebowmania SoCal was full on Broncos country
>>152509995Really weak QB draft
>>152509970>Fans love the club because of what it meansWhat do the Raiders mean?
>>152509614KWABOOTY
>>152510001Well that's it flu poster, you're finally getting muted from me.I entertained your posts for years in good nature banter and ribbing, but wishing for a players injury is never okay and honestly I thought a little bit better from a guy who spammed "FLU" all 17 weeks and most days of the offseason. Your dedication to the craft is most inspired, many don't put as much effort into their real source of income as you do in making webms to post about the flubut I have to draw a line in the sand here, and start blocking all your posts and key phrases. Celebrating, cheering, and wishing injuries upon anybody, especially as serious and egregious as an ACL tear? It's just over for you man. There's good natured banter, there's racism, and then there's this.
>>152509948it's like accupuncture but just claims to increase blood flow
>>152510014Mendoza might be good but his team is stacked and his coach is fantastic so it’s hard to really tell. He threw some good ball against OSU though
>>152509995Bussymayor is not even top 10
>>152510014Really boring draft in general. These kids can't bulk up for some reason. Look at Caleb and Bryce, they're fucking twigs
>>152510004Maybe the Cowboys and Niners go before them, but I have been seeing more Rams stuff more often.
>>152509614they can still make the playoffs (in my head)
>>152510011Tebowmania was everywhere. Not because everyone were bronco fans. Tebowing the “planking” of footballEvery Facebook profile has a picture of them Tebowing
>>152510023delete this shit nephew
>>152510014That's gonna be the standard, no future class looks promising.
>>152510023I've never wished an injury on anyone but Mahomes had it coming with his faggy play style and with you shilling him none stop
>>152510014>>152510041Zoomers can’t into football. It’s a dying sport
>>152510030Not a QB but that struck me about Travis Hunter last year too. WR/CB aren’t supposed to be beefy but dude is a fucking twig and it’s no shock he got hurt pretty quickly. Dudes need to hit the weight room and eat some damn food
>>152510005No way. Cignetti is a ridiculously good college coach that made Kurtis Rourke a great player.
>>152510041When a literal grandpa could probably outplay a 1st round draft pick you know it's getting bad
Be honest. When its the Bears vs the fucking Texans is the owl, will you even watch? I know I wont be.
>>152510002Legit nobody cares anymore except Raider fans that need SOMETHING to talk about. At this point just let them be, they arent harming anyone but themselves.
>>152510028Yah, I forgot about Carson Beck. Updated list:1. Dante Moore2. Carson Beck3. Ty Simpson4. Fernando Mendoza5. Everyone else.
>>152510046NTA but I feel you. The way he flops and begs for flags was karmic retribution. I’m not cheering but no shits were given
>>152510016In the early 60s, it was not about pandering to poor folk and the downtrodden for PR, it was genuinely countercultural and about challenging the Man in NFL. Al Davis was trying to challenge all the elite clubs, big owners, and the squares in suburban communities that wanted polite society, but a polite society that doesn't allow for people power.The Raiders had the first black coach, the first Latino coach, and the first female chief executive. But you gotta remember this wasn't cringe Democrat diversity, but real empowerment, in an era where police would kill poor people or schools were underfunded by politicians that didn't give a fuck. That's why working people go for Raiders, no matter where they're from.Raiders are just going through a crisis because of the constant moving around, as well as selling off most of their shit to private owners. But fans have been through decades of obscurity. But the community and culture means more.
>>152510052It's sad really
>>152510052Sounds like you care
>>152510041>>152510047It's the transfer portal + NIL + constant CFB coaching turnover. Quarterbacks either don't stay with their programs long enough or their coaches are more likely to leave which means modern CFB QBs will never develop like they would in the past.
>>152510050Teams will adjust. There has been a growing trend of just throwing guys on the field right out of the draft and letting them fail or fly which I think will end. You see guys in their late 20’s hitting renaissances, guys who sucked for a few years to start. I think you will see more teams take journeyman QB’s while their young guys sit and develop, and they will build good teams around them beforehand. Then when the guy and the team are ready you unleash (you can potentially save money and get more longevity from them this way too!)
>>152509843>Broncos pass D is very good and won’t let the Jags do what they did today.the jaguars are not a passing team>Comes down to the run and special teams next weekthe jaguars are best in the league at both of thesegonna be a weird game
>>152510057Now we just need Josh Allen to suffer the same fate and the Homo Flopping Club will finally be karmically punished for trying to inject divegrass into our sport.
>>152510072best in the league at run defense*
>>152510014Another great year for the Jets and Raiders to draft a bust
JJ Mccarthy has looked really good the last two weeks
>>152509992>rams>3kek>>152510052how brown were the cholos who raped you?
>>152510062Oh, I thought the Raiders meant paying the most expensive ticket prices to watch the worst team in the league.
>>152510072They aren’t supposed to be a pass first team but they can be against weak teams as seen lately. They certainly have the pieces to pass well when they need to, aside from the oline. Weird game for sure, could see a bizarre blowout occurring for reasons not foreseen
>>152510081is this joy or fear?
>>152510083People don't pay to see the Raiders, they pay to see their team beat the Raiders when they go to Vegas
>>152510093Fear for green gay With Micah out, their run this year is dead.If JJ is good, their window is closed
>>152510080What’s the 2027 qb class look? If the next Manning is awful, then it shows how grim the situation is. Raiders and Jets can’t keep signing bridge QBs
Lookin' good /nfl/, lookin' good...
Why don't the Bears just have Caleb come out of the closet? Imagine the amount of refball a team with an openly gay QB would get.
>>152510098oh you're a vikings fan not a bears fan
>>152510051>Texans win the Super Bowl>Now everyone can make fun of the Cowboys more because the last time they won a Super Bowl, the Texans didn't even exist.
>>152510100Walmart Bowl
>>152510101Because he's not gay
>>152510103I mean yea bears are just fucked since gayleb has shown no improvement
>>152510106They've been great owners, cry about it more
>>152510100Sorry, but only teams that have clinched the playoffs can respond to this post.
>>152510111Never said they weren’t anon
>>152510110Absurd post
>>152510110kek ok viketard
>>152510112What it do
>>152510107>Because he's not gay
>he's not gay
>>152510063Still not enough for me to want to see them do well, but still. Even sadder how much it actually used to bother me.
>>152510101their chicano fans are very homophobic
>>152510112Sorry Broncosbro my division isn't complete shit, so I can't clinch it mid-December
>Philadelphia is the 4th-largest media market in the US. That alone gives its teams massive leverage.So NFL can be predicted by how developed and rich a state is? Why do Giants still suck despite being NY?
>>152510071How does a team like the 49ers who generally drafts extremely good think someone like Trey Lance is the guy to move multiple first round picks up and select 3rd overall to make your franchise QB.
>>152510121>>152510122He isn't. So what that he paints his nails and likes the color pink?He fucks bitches. Aaron Rodgers, now he is gay
reminder that gayleb posters are from a literal faggot discord and not actually bears fans
>>152510101He's saving that for after he wins the super bowl.>I'M GONNA SUCK COCK AT DISNEY WORLD!
Why hasn't George Lucas been to a Broncos game yet? His wife is part of the ownership
>>152510117>>152510119I cannot imagine how undignified it must be to have to try and brag about having a gay who paints his nails under center. Imagine the anxiety of their center, “is he going to tickle my balls? Is he staring at my ass right now?”
Just remembered Shadman and the Browns got their shit kicked in
>>152510126If the NFL were rigged the Cardinals wouldn't be such a shit team
>>152510136Schizo post
>>152510136>Caleb "Seethe Machine" Williams induced schizophrenia
>>152510119>>152510117JJ will gift your poverty team the division over the next 3 weeks and I expect a thsnk you, given it's the last time you'll sniff the playoffs for the next 5 years
>>152509970>fans are good goyim who will pony up their money to the billionaire owner no matter how shitty their team isThere is absolutely nothing wrong with abandoning bad teams
>>152510143>>152510144>FUCK our cover is blownfagcord boiling kek
>>152510107>he's not gay
>>152510146kwesi is your GM kekmao
How do my Wions do today?
>>152510149If you want to win for the sake of winning, then what do you get out of the game? Gambling? You get benefits from sport even if you lose, like learning how to delay gratification, learning to trust planning, learning how to work in a team, having a local culture, having a sense of community, etc.
>>152510141At least they keep winning trades! Andrew Berry is a genius!
>>152510129Desperation often makes for poor decisions, that part will never change. I’m not that confident the 49ers have a real firm vision of what a good QB looks like either. Maybe they should do a seance and consult Bill Walsh
Nine is an enigma
>>152510154injured some rammies :)
>>152510154reffies teamed up with the rams to take them out unfortunately
Bears will fuck the living shit out of the Packers next week and then knock out the Eagles and Rams and beat the Bills in the bowl
>>152510125>divisionReread the post, peabrain
>>152510153As opposed to the GM that drafted Caleb over Drake Maye, traded a 2nd for chase claypool, and drafted Loveland over Tyler Warren?
rams will bootyblast any flyover shitters they face
Rams deserve to lose for their dogshit uniforms and logo
chicago isn't flyover
>>152510167Congrats, hope you don’t have to play the Panthers along the way
If I were going to be a fan of a team based solely on their aesthetics, I would be a Jets fan. I like their logo and color scheme. I don't like in NY/NJ though and I don't think I could ever stomach being a fan of such an actual dogshit franchise. At least they look cool.What about you, /nfl/? If you were going to fan a team solely based on aesthetics, which team would it be?
How will burrfags cope when they get swept by the packers again?
>>152510163Bro...a Bills/Bears Superb Owl would be almost too much SOVL. Would be awesome.
>>152510178CardinalsRed go brrrr
>>152510178probably the bears, bucs or jaguars
I work for Walmart so technically I am part of the broncos organization, therefore I can say “we”
>>152510178Steelers.
>his team doesn't have the most wins in the league
>>152510180They will pray for JJ to save them (little do they know JJ will become their new owner)
>>152510178Giants
>>152509952I'm not a fan of either rn. Gun to my head I'd take Simpson but not round 1>>152509973Nix was at Auburn for longer but still started 27 games at Oregon. It's fair to say he represents both
>>152510178Always loved the Falcons colors, Atlanta is not for straight or white people though
>>152510178Raiders, Saints, Steelers
>gape gaye
>>152510165Loveland will probably be fine if he ever plays with a decent qb 2bh.
>>152510193Falcons throwbacks look 100x better than their modern unis
>>152510154Gibbs & Montgomery, Lions run game: 3.5 ypc, 70 total
>>152510154Fucking amazing first half and then plonked out in the 2nd half. They're fighting uphill with that 3/4 dead secondary. Seen destined to finish like they did last season
>>152510123Clearly still does
>>152510153kwesi is good at signing free agentshis first two drafts didn't go well, 3 guys from 2024 had an impact with the seventh round guy playing, see how 2025 guys develophe's spending like 10 million on qb this year while close to the cap so he has brought in a lot of defensive talentthe idea he's a bad gm seems dumb, only really criticisim currently is picking mccarthy over nix, and jj is 3 years younger with one less season of nfl experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwkmerciless dolphin clubbing
>best two teams are white qbs with white fanbases>both start with a b>same year Agartha and white supremacist nazi memes caught on:)
>>152510178Packers
Why are rings so Jew-coded? You basically just trick your players into believing in the franchise and try to build fake and gay legacies and dynasties.
>>152509587I know it's hard to know when the end is but he should retired after the second 49ers owl.
>PLS PLS GIVE ME A (You)No
>>152510200I love you too
>>152509589T
>>152510197I agree but even the modern ones are not bad.If we have to pick based on modern standard home/away I guess the Jags, their old uniforms were also way better though
>>152510216I got you
>>152510209I think the Broncos could take the Bills next time around if they meet. Bo seems to have finally gotten rid of his rookie jitters
>>152509995>>152510056>1. Dante Moore>3/4. Mendoza Would love to hear the reasoning for this one. Dante Moore isn't polished whatsoever and doesn't have nearly the starting experience or accuracy Mendoza has. I don't even think he's a better runner
>>152510224Don’t reply to chikaner
JJ McCarthy is an weeaboo right? There's just no way he isn't.
>>152510193I'm not a Falcons fan but I do really like their logo
>>152510178The Jets have one thing going for them: Camouflage. Underrated, really. The receivers should just have orange palms on their gloves for the quarterback to see. They should have green and white banners behind the end zones and as much as possible on the sidelines for maximum effect.
>>152509602I think I would prefer him to be healthy and just suck honestly.
>>152509993Giants are tanking that game somehow
>>152510226How many teams does you "chikaner" root for? Did you take your meds today?
>>152510212take your meds
>>152510228alter ego points to getting rabbit holed in something MLP-tier early and never leaving
>>152510226Don't think that's him. He keeps his posts short to cover up his bad English
>>152510178Bills, without question.
>>152510047I didn't play football growing up because it was right around the time the concussion scandals started dominating the news and my mom didn't want me to. I suspect the same is true for hundreds of thousands of people like me, and although the vast majority of us certainly would've been unremarkable, there's now perhaps dozens of generational talents who simply never started playing. My former high school is struggling to even field a full team now, I'd imagine it's a similar story all over the country. The quality of play is probably only going to further decline from here.
>>152510228Yea probably"Number one" probably plays in his head when he's on a hot streak
>>152509679I get mad every time I see that score. It should be 40-6 but the Eagles coach was a faggot.
>>152510235>>152510238>mentions agartha out of nowhereOk
>>152509932This. Do Mahomesfags realize how disastrous this is long term? Even if he eventually comes back at 90% of his former mobility that missing 10% is going to remove so much of his margin for error. Even a slight drop-off can change what you can or can't pull off. He'll try to do the same old shit but he's going to get sacked or lit up five times as often
>>152509749Why does he look 33?
Mahomes will never be back 100%. When was the last a player came back 100 after an acl tear
>>152510241AFCE in general is pretty aesthetic and cool imo. Bills are unique, Jets are classic, Patriots really embody the spirit of the USA, and Dolphins have a really vibrant color scheme.
>>152510228He reminds me of the baby from Rudolph's shiny new year
>>152509790He did less than Montana though.
>>152509749What did he see?
>>152510255Joe Burrow
>>152510178I like how simple the browns aretoo bad their management is too
>>152509749The descendant of Vercingetorix
>>152510255There was an Australian anon earlier who gave a good answer to this so I thought I'd give him credit. He said Adrian Peterson because he won MVP after he came back from an ACL tear. But yeah, it's rare. Most fade away.
>10 years of losing>now winning>now everyone on /nfl/ hates meWhy can't you let me have a little joy in my life?
To /nfl/ and all those who lurkCheers
>>152510255Saquon Barkley, Daniel Jones, Joe Burrow
>mad about Agartha
>>152510273>Drinking pissDon't you have nice wine in NZ?
>>152510252He just turned 46.
>>152510178The Bucs but only if they wear the Creamsicle throwbacks.Why is literally every retro uniform more kino than the modern ones
>>152510273kek i thought only the english drank stella
>>152510255Von Miller was arguably better after his in 2013
What’s next for the savior of the white race?
>>152510272To be great is to be hated. Get over it, why does you want the retard masses to like your team anyway?
>>152510284a clipboard
>>152509610I honestly didnt think our Chargies would do much after Alt went down but man this team is tuff and gritty, Thank you Based Harbaugh!
>>152510278I got a bottle for Pinot Gris too but generally start with a Stella or Asahi while I chill and listen to music. It's my nightly routine when not working
>>152510272Because Bo Nix is being shoved down our throats as if he's going to be the next Brady. He hasn't won shit yet let alone make a championship game appearance.
>>152510285Well fuck you then, fatso
>>152510273Kiwi did you see the webm of Diego?>>152509772
>>152510289Enjoy it and relax. I stopped drinking but kinda have a void after quitting. There's nothing to do in our shithole countries but watch sport and drink.
>>152510295Just out of curiosity, why’d you pick the raiders?
>>152510181Are the Vikings still alive? I'm rooting for an eternal suffering bowl Vikes / Bills bowl where the loser reaches depths of despair previously unknown. Although Lions / Bills also works I guess
When mahomes makes his comeback next year I want an apology form submitted I. This thread for all the pain us mahomes fans have suffered this year in /nfl/.
>>152510294Yea I did lol I think it's funny but also not that douchey. What else has he said/done that makes him a douchebag? Main reason I think Beck is one is because he had a bit of a bad rep at Georgia and then there was the cheating allegations when he transferred. Douchebag doesn't always mean bad person it's more interchangeable with egotistical for me. Not a bad thing for players just something that can turn into a bad thing if not kept in check
>>152510255Sports medicine has advanced so much that ACL tears alone aren't *that* big of a deal, it becomes a bigger issue when you have multiple other ligaments blow up at the same time
>>152510295True. Are you the one from Melbourne? I can't remember if I said I lived there for 2 years and Brisbane for 1. Fucking love Melbourne and miss it sometimes. Brisbane was dogshit outside of the valley. Queenslanders were also dog cunts compared to Victorians in my experience
>>152510296I go for underdogs and I love Oakland as a place. My favourite historical figures come from Oakland. I also love reading about the Wild West and early history in California, even if I don't really like how it became really corrupt and soulless. My hobby is reading about California in the 19th and 20th centuries. I also went for Oakland Athletics in MLB before they imploded. My favourite writers, Philip K Dick and James Ellroy, also come from California but I think they went for different teams.
>most wins in the NFL>longest win streak>most sacks>lowest third downs allowedWELL?
>>152510206I thought renegade was your dad rock song>>152510297no, chicago wonbut I'd say it could happen 2027
>>152510242I played in college and was good enough to possibly make a practice squad eventually but I never committed to it. I probably wouldn't have been good enough to be a starter anyways and I didn't want to commit the amount of time necessary to even be considered for the bottom rung of the NFL, especially when the league chews up and spits people like me out like nothing and only a tiny fraction actually make a lifetime living out of it.It's not that I was incredible or anything, Just that colleges were often so hard up for big guys like me back then since defensive linemen wound up just being a mishmash of guys who really shouldn't be playing the position whereas I was legitimately fuckhueg(6'5) and strong, though I am now just fuckhueg and fat since I don't play sports anymore.
>>152510308I'm in Adelaide but was born in North Queensland. I have more roots in QLD than VIC, but I technically study in Melbourne (remotely). But I am moving to Melbourne and know heaps of people in Melbourne. Queenslanders are just bogans and hate New Zealanders for no reason. I think it's because they are more agricultural and mining based, and they're by and large the progeny of farmers who killed lots of people in the bush wars. The military bases are all in my hometown in QLD and there were heaps of bogans who went to WWII and Vietnam in that area, so they're usually just overtly xenophobic and hate outsiders, even other Australians.
>top 5 QB the last 2 weeks The rest of the division can try for an owl but the window closes soon
my joshie :)
>>152510317We're living on a prayer right now thoughbeit.
>>152510184bos haircut sort of looks like the walmart logo
>>152510062It all makes sense now you dumb kiwifaggot, you have been a faider fan this whole time you bitch nigger I hope you get mugged by Muslims
>>152510334The flags have different stars, anon. Aus = white stars, NZ = red stars
>>152510323Yea that might be it. I did also live right in the middle of Brisbane CBD so probably not representative of all Queenslanders. Melbourne is sick I'll probably move back in the future. Lived in the CBD there too and Maidstone/Footscray for a while. The nightlife and atmosphere in Melbourne is unbeatable imo always something to do
>>152510334Bro...that's an Australian flag...Why are you having a melty over Reggie anyways? He's harmless.
>>152510334Are you colorblind
>>1525103252 weeks ago we wrote him off as a disaster
>>152510334holy fucking queefie meltdown kek
>>152510336>>152510338My wife is from Queensland and I visit Australia regularly. You guys should come get shitfaced with me on the Gold Coast next time I visit in January.
>>152510297Vikings are eliminated already so not this yearHowever...With Mahomes out with an ACL tear and JJ on the ascension he's on with a very very easy 3rd/4th place schedule next year, the Vikings/Bills owl is a very real possibility next year
>>152510352>Gold CoastSounds good. I almost stepped on a stingray there as a kid. It's a good place to fish.
>>152510325Took them long enough. He needed to off the leash. Sink or swim
>>152510352kek that'd be sick to do an /nfl/ meetup there if I had a reason to go back then. I've got a sister living in GC around Tallebudgera Valley but Burleigh Heads is where I'd want to live/hangout if I spent more time there. Such a cool hippie vibe
What did jags fans do to this nigga?
>>152510284THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>152510325>ameristats
>>152510364Dumb. Florida. Morons.
They should update this for recent seasonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95hSLSsl5x0
>>152510353Vikings should win the AFC West pretty easily without Mahomes
>>152510327Based
>>152510383Younghoe Koo had two awful kicks from 50+
>>152510339>harmless I've killed millions...
>>152510364Man what team doesnt have obnoxious fans. This dude played for Seattle for fuck sakes.
>>152510383>Highlight HeavenI miss this dude like you wouldn't believe. Dude always uploaded meme plays within like 2 minutes of them happening.
bussy
>>152510399>>152510399New in a few
>>152510358KOC was trying to do too many things at once. Wanted him to fix his mechanics and play football at the same time.If that dumb fucking nigger just let JJ be free earlier, Vikings would have beaten the ravens and swept the bears, and honestly might have won the Division
>>152510397I think the Jags are the only team I've never met someone who claimed to be a fan of. I've never even seen a Jags bumper sticker, yard sign, flag, jersey, or fucking anything.
The Bills are now 4-0 when the defense gives up 30+ points.
umm bussy
>>152510310>my favourite writers, Philip K Dick and James Ellroyyou're going to skip jack london?they named the train station after him and haven't renamed it despite the racisms even when it's oakland>>152510329whose your qb next season?you guys are on the gallows
>>152509679Chiefs definitely KWABOTY from beginning to end.
