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damn i was baking

>>152510533
ITS
COMING
HOME

>>152510543
how many more games till it changes to "hes coming home"?

Any good bets?

Jimmy Anderson said on a podcast the other day "its the same situation as when they landed in Australia, they've got to win three tests"
Is this a good mindset?

cricket status:
nothing on now
nothing on tomorrow
ashes on wednesday

we watching on 7 or fox?

>>152510568
Fox(y kath)

>>152510558
BBL on right now wot u talkin about

>>152510573
no kath tonight, only sarah jones

colin munro sounds incredibly yarpie for a kiwi

>>152510578
I specifically said CRICKET status

>>152510558
so true

Where’s /bbl/?

youre looking at her m8

colin munro is south african

could've sworn he played for the black caps in the past

Crazy how this is indistinguishable from a bazball innings

You lads are alright, don’t go to Bondi yesterday.

brazilian bum league

whoever has the contract to design all these abo jerseys must be making bank

read today that England only had two (2) bowlspersons that had ever played a test in Australia before this Arshes
mad that really

DOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEY

>>152510642
Simon Blair Doull is a New Zealand radio personality, commentator, and former international cricketer. He was a right-arm medium pacer who was capable of swing bowling. He was plagued by injuries as a result of which his international career was cut short.

Dooleys had a glow up

Browns fun to watch when hes hitting it

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>>152510641
>Stokes
>Wood
one can’t bowl too much and the other is dead. Matty Potts has played FC matches with the Lions in Oz before but just not tests.

Could have picked Ollie ”racist” Robinson and Jack Leach but of course not. Shouldn’t have got rid of Old Manderson

>>152510664
>Old Manderson
would've been kino tbqhwy

>>152510658
dont want to hear about your cuck fantasies

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>Rizwan

>vaughn trying to get howie to comment on the 12b west gate tunnel
>mark squirming like a little bitch

>dropping atkinson instead of arse or archer
what the actual fuck are englel doing

>>152510689
litchruhllee me

>>152510700
honestly might have better luck sending wood out on crutches

>>152510700
archer is either going to have the game of his life or a complete mental breakdown next test

FUCKING SPAZGOD IS IN MY HEATIES FUCK YEAH

perthbros if your power was out for more than twelve hours you can claim a $120 payment through western power
that's an arvo at the memeslog paid for

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>England XI for third Ashes Test v Australia: Zak Crawley, Ben Duckett, Ollie Pope, Joe Root, Harry Brook, Ben Stokes (captain), Jamie Smith, Will Jacks, Brydon Carse, Jofra Archer, Josh Tongue.
WHERE THE FUCK IS POTTS?

>>152510711
yeah
for a team going for only pace it's crazy how shit their pacers are
>>152510715
they're only keeping him in because they're too proud to realise he's shit
he played like 4 good overs this entire series and most were the last ones in brisbane

>>152510727
somebody told me he wasnt playing BBL anymore
those fucking liars

>Nigger (Archer)
>Tongue
>Arse

I hope we see dooly bowling to SMACKY this season

>>152510751
stop, i can only take so much

>>152510715
it will be the latter
he was shook after that last test
crazy England doesn't have more (better) quicks

Hit it for 6 mate

McSweeney has a lot of shades of a younger me

>>152510769
don't give lawncunt any ideas aye

archers john my brydon

>hitting spazzy for six
bad juju

who ordered the grilled limey?

Wednesday Max 35° no rain
Thursday Max 39° no rain
Friday Max 34° no rain
Saturday Max 30° no rain
Sunday Max 25° 0–10mm

>>152510790
oh boy, gonna see some sizzled sausages in the crowd

>>152510533
BBL is an aberration
It's slop retardation for bogans

>>152510790
reckon we field wednesday, bowl em all out 1st day then make em stand in the sun all day on thursday

>>152510790
>Thursday Max 39°
oh boy kek

BOWLED IM

>here's your next generation for the test team bro

joke frauder mctwink

>>152510790
ouch
that's probably the fucked up heatwave that's just leaving perth now

will tests even exist in 15 years?

mcmcsweeny gonna mog mcACK so hard tonight

-URK

>>152510781
kek so true
some balls later he gets out

McGurk looking good here

>>152510813
I grew up during the heyday of Australian cricket (Warney, Waugh, Ponting, Gilly), and even I still don't care for our cricket team. Maybe it's a race thing because non whites don't like cricket and AFL. Only wogball. I'd rather rugby union, if I have to pick any Anglo sport.

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>>152510838

>>152510797
>have to play khawaja for ... reasons
>he dies
what did they mean by this?

thats my worst nightmare

didn't know mcsweeney bowled and neither did he I reckon LOL!

who here /watchingthecricket/

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bowl the chad paki already

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>>152510838
>missed border
>missed boon
>missed healy

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>>152510838

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>>152510859
Who cares? These Golden Generation cricketers still shilled you BBL and KFC buckets to sedate you with goyslop. Degeneracy.

>>152510857
which test nations are playing?

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>>152510866
>I do everything the telly tells me so I don't watch it to protect myself

>>152510838
righto

>>152510866
D R I P
R
I
P

>>152510866
why do they all have such massive ears

>>152510880
Luck of the Irish, laddy.

KJEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE WTF WAS THAT

based shitfart

afridi bowling like an indian :(

>>152510887
kek what a twat

Don't ask the taxi driver if he watched the cricket, always gets them mad and wanna kick you out if you're drunk.

uh heatiessisters?

more like shithouse afridi

This is for Bondi cunt

glad the heat paid shitfridi 650k for this appearance

brisbane just need to win the bbl to complete the clean sweep of australian sport

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>>152510917
Sydney's winning ABL.

>>152510914
interesting
still prefer my theory that a bbl power surge is akin that of one you would experience at home with electricity

>>152510929
ah fuck, i was supposed to go to some games this summer
hope i remember to after new years

>>152510929
literally do not know what city any of these teams are from
nor what sport this even is

>>152510932
It's definitely a fun vibe at live games. I used to go to Adelaide Giants games.

based catch

STOP hitting spazzy for six

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not worried

me fucking mum could've caught that poof

>>152510958
why were you fucking your mum?

don't let seifart get a hundy

>>152510963
Coz I'm an outback bloke!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_clan_incest_case

alright afridi needs to be dropped why can't these testlets play BBL they all suck except for Smith

>>152510971
>an official investigation was not opened until July 2012 when a child reported overhearing another child at a local primary school speaking of an unkempt girl, living in the bush, who was pregnant with a child fathered by a brother.
Imagine the type of schoolyard rumours at that school that get spread just to try and top that real life event

based peewee

brisbane suck kek

MY gadies :)

>tfw flying to adelaide tomorrow

Its about to get real comfy, lads

>>152510971
>They had no access to running water, showers, toilets or hygiene products.
Reckon the smell would have been worse than going to India?

>>152510996
based take some piccies for us lads

>>152510996
lucky mate
even better that its a proper test and not some day night nonsense

>howie falling for the free hit wicket

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INDIAN CUNT DOING

Could say he's "Seiferting" on runs lol

>>152510971
>"June", born in 1948, and "Tim Colt", born in 1943, were originally from New Zealand. June, who was the product of brother-sister incest, married Tim in 1966. The couple had seven children together: Martha, Frank, Paula, Cherry, Rhonda, Betty, and Charlie, before moving to Victoria in the 1970s

Uh Kiwibros? Explain yourselves

shartheen assfridi

shaheen trying to kill people or what?

OHNONONONONONOAHAHAHAHAHA

43 off 2.4 overs
reckon this isn't that much of a headache for mcsweetie

>>152511011
Sensing a trend

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the power of india

Costly over that

>highest score at the ground with two overs to go
heatie bros... im getting cold

PeakeCHADS test spot looms

mcsweeeney will save us

>>152511022
he's paki but yeah

Whats JFM thinking right now?

>>152511035
kek indians always say this shit

lads
not cricket
do better, yeah?

What an amateur >>152511022
He's Pakistani

>>152511040
who you supporting lad? don't lie

fuck should've checked it before i posted it, had some crop settings left on

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>Shaheen Afridi was paid $270,000 AUD for his participation in the 2025–26 Big Bash League season with the Brisbane Heat.

>only place you can get it squirted out to

kek bartlett more like shinlett

>>152511064
>6'6"
Imagine the sex

>>152511064
kek what the fuck is he doing?

we're in here for half time lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO4hN0CYPLc

NSW cricketer banned from playing over claims he sent nude photos to young cricketers

>>152511082
cancel culture gone mad end of

>>152511082
should've created a cricket commune out in the victorian bush

dont normally watch bbl but that was entertaining

ate the bbl
ate all the pee20 peeagues
ate the undred

LETS GO MY HEATIES

did tv broadcasters get bbl to increase the break between innings so they could jam in more ad breaks at some point?
could've sworn their basically only used to be enough time to have a piss and make a quick snack

>>152511124
crisp

>>152511124
leave some room for dessert fatguts

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ez

>>152511082
>claims
this world's gone absolute bananas!

they call him max fryit

>>152510998
no, search pictures and they seem fine

QUACK BACK OFF TO THE SHEDS YOU FUCK HEAD

save us mcsweeeneeeyy

>>152511096
blatant shill post

oi mccey you're not playing a test him em for six already

michael clarke was my fav of that era

the bbl shills are working overtime
heard the guy doing the webms is getting paid 2 AUD for each one

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fuck me I wish

McSneedy

testies never learn

>>152511184
crisp kit ngl

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its over

if heat get to 100 its a morale victory

COMEBACK

Does this say restricted profile for you? I wonder if he was getting brigaded by angry Pakis lol
https://www.instagram.com/ishaheenafridi10/?hl=en

>>152511236
its open mate, stop sending him hatemail

Have to fill out a form indicating my favourite film, book, and musician as part of a Christmas "Guess Who" activity, but I'm worried that if I write in Synecdoche, New York (2008), The Brothers Karamazov (1880), and Elliott Smith (1969-2003) then all of my colleagues will think I'm a pseud

Will inevitably have to dumb down my answer to come down to their level

I feel like Jack Leach in the bazball-era England cricketing dressing room, it's simply no place for a learned man

>renshit
this motherfucker should be in the social Bs working in a chicken abattoir

>>152511255
safe answers:
>Truman Show
>Jack Reacher
>Travis Scott

>>152511255
>american film
>american music
grim

this fucking gaydes team is way too representative of melbourne and I might have to not watch any more of their games tbqh

>>152511255
Avengers
Don't Read
Coldplay

>>152511255
If you are alluding to Dostoevsky’s worst novels, then, indeed, I dislike intensely The Brothers Karamazov and the ghastly Crime and Punishment rigamarole. No, I do not object to soul-searching and self-revelation, but in those books the soul, and the sins, and the sentimentality, and the journalese, hardly warrant the tedious and muddled search. Dostoyevsky’s lack of taste, his monotonous dealings with persons suffering with pre-Freudian complexes, the way he has of wallowing in the tragic misadventures of human dignity – all this is difficult to admire. I do not like this trick his characters have of ”sinning their way to Jesus” or, as a Russian author, Ivan Bunin, put it more bluntly, ”spilling Jesus all over the place." Crime and Punishment’s plot did not seem as incredibly banal in 1866 when the book was written as it does now when noble prostitutes are apt to be received a little cynically by experienced readers. Dostoyevsky never really got over the influence which the European mystery novel and the sentimental novel made upon him. The sentimental influence implied that kind of conflict he liked—placing virtuous people in pathetic situations and then extracting from these situations the last ounce of pathos. Non-Russian readers do not realize two things: that not all Russians love Dostoevsky as much as Americans do, and that most of those Russians who do, venerate him as a mystic and not as an artist. He was a prophet, a claptrap journalist and a slapdash comedian. I admit that some of his scenes, some of his tremendous farcical rows are extraordinarily amusing. But his sensitive murderers and soulful prostitutes are not to be endured for one moment—by this reader anyway. Dostoyevsky seems to have been chosen by the destiny of Russian letters to become Russia’s greatest playwright, but he took the wrong turning and wrote novels.

>>152511255
You are a pseud.

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>>152511255
Outlaw Josey Wales, LoTR (never actually read them only watched the movies), Cliff Williams

>>152511267
>le AI reply

BBL goes a bit late each night, doesn't it?

>>152511288
It's a copypasta m8

POWER SURGE OF THE SEASON SO FAR

>>152511255
you don't understand the 'doche (nobody does)

wtf when did behrendorff leave the scorchies

Is being a tradie the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a tradie. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are paving, building, painting and chiselling a property for at least 18 months solely so it can go and get used by a recent uni graduate owner. All the hard work you put into your project - laying down the concrete slab, putting in the pipes, laying the gyprock, doing the landscaping, installing the electrical system. All of it has one simple result: the home is more enjoyable for the uni graduates that will eventually dump it for a healthy profit and move into a bigger home.

Built the perfect wall? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random chinese investor who had nothing to do with the way it was built, who flips it. He gets to screw the tradie trying to enter the property market every single day. He gets the benefits of the workmanship and craft that came from the way you built it.

As a man who was a tradie, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 months of your life simply to build a home for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>152511255
what have you got for your normie answers?

>>152511255
should submit:
Bad Girls 2: Lesbian Desires
The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women
Tenacious D

>no cricket on
>people posting in /cric/
a little odd, but I don't hate it

synecdoche new reddit

thank g*d i'm not a heaties customer

my heaties fucking suck :(

Oh wow, more replies than I could ever have dreamed of
What a dopamine rush, I know how zachy feels when somebody bites on his britjeet bait

>>152511332
Not sure yet, still thinking
Maybe Oldboy (2003), Kafka on the Shore (2005), Sufjan Stevens (1975-Present)

wtf, Sufjan Stevens is 50
The cold unerring march of time is relentless

Brisbane Heat?
more like Brisbane Shieeeeeeeettttttt lmao

heat will be getting the wooden KFC bucket

>>152511359
Kek

reminder australians think 'kabul' and 'ball' rhyme
not known from coast to coast for their iq are they

trick is to mix one acceptable but funny low brow choice in the mix
like the day my bum went pyscho (2001) or spiderman 2 (2004) dir. Raimi

>>152511365
labuSHANE

>>152511368
>Raimi
one way ticket to the hr office mate

Oldboy and Sufjan aren't normie enough. still sound like a pseud

might go bed early
this is ova

nah they're perfect of being kind of recognisable but

>>152511354
I’ve never heard one any of your 6 choices before, thinking you might be a pseud matey

riveting scenes here (tradie in-joke)

>Synecdoche, New York (2008)
>The Brothers Karamazov (1880)
>Elliott Smith (1969-2003)

the unfiltered list. could you imagine. I do like bard but sometimes he embarrasses himself

>>152511372
unironically never heard of these

>as part of a Christmas "Guess Who" activity
maybe you could just put, in all caps, 'I'm the narky neek of the team'. that should work lmao

>does anyone ever want to talk to you ever?
>I guess the psude weirdo

>Fergus O'Neill
tell me you're a deadshit, workshy, moraless popist without telling me you're a deadshit, workshy, moraless popist.

what does pseud rhyme with?

>>152511409
kabul

bard

>>152511393
what's a narky neek?

Renegays could still lose this lol

Can you blokes fuck off with the movie chat? This is not twitter, thanks

>>152511415
he meant to say Marky Mark aka Mark Nawaqanitawase

I don't blame the heat for this performance, if the wicket keeper was smelly and was yelling gobbildy gook shit at me I'd just wallop the ball wishing some cunt would catch it too

Who would you cast in the inevitable cricket movie?

>Alice In Wonderland
>Lolita
>Oingo Boingo
Do it cunt. I dare you. It'll be funny as.
They probably already think you're a fuckwit -- might as well let 'em think you're a paedophile too (for the lulz)

>>152511423
Idris Elba playing Shane Warne

>>152511423
It would need Hugo Weaving. I don't know where but it would need him.

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>>152511434
He can be the random groundskeeper or former coach who spots the protagonist as a young lad and notices he's got the talent to make it in the big leagues

>Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
>Behead All Satans (2015)
>Halim El-Dabh (1921 - 2017)
simple as

ohhh I'm sure the cunt thats been fucking up all night (afridi) will save heat

moral victory for Brisbane desu
Renegays should have won this one much more categorically

you blokes are all talk, what would you put down for it?

>>152511467
I already said

comment section going wild
https://www.instagram.com/p/DSQpJLDgXlL/

not clicking that link

it baffles me that cunts post links on an image board instead of screenies

>>152511467
>>152511424

>>152511467
I already said

>>152511478
so true
imagine thinking I'm going to copy and paste that shite to open it lmao

>>152511423
Chris Cairns

fucking finally
the non cricket is done
go home cazzies

I know you all opened the link, dont lie

>>152511478
cant post an image of a song m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKIJlTOjXPc

4chx should embed insta links, discord does

BBL is over time to go to work *starts up stalker gamma*

tomorrow is a HUGE day for welsh sport

Gerwyn Price in the darts
Cardiff in the cup quarter final vs Chelsea
Wales and England in the cricket

dire unathletic welsh memetics going to go 0-3

>>152511534
against who's price playing in the darts?

>>152511543
some czech guy im not sure
did you know theres an Aussie playing called Tim Pusey his nickname is 'the magnet'

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>>152511555
might have seen the czech fella play recently, he's not half bad
and yeah, his nickname got banned kek

>>152511372
Still need to set myself apart from the rest of the team, intellectually speaking
Just not enough so that it becomes too intimidating

IF you need to demonstrate how intelligent you think you are
THEN you're not as smart as you think

absolutely nothing intellectual about sitting down and watching a film

>>152511597
Not any American film (read: "movie") at least

>>152511597
so true

does anyone else work in a team where 90% of the people are absolute fuckwits and only 10% are actually capable of doing anything

I'm unemployable

>>152511621
cue the blog brothers

more like flog brothers

>queue
Is this that famous Welsh intellect I've been hearing so much about

>>152511432
dis

rate the Macbeth featuring fassbender ngl

anyone watch the denza version¿

i watched the mckellen stage play recording recently, pretty good

i wish i was clever and witty

oo very nice...quite rate the bbc productions featuring Patrick Stewart, Derek jacobi et al ngl

yeah they're great, reckon more people should get into them, might be surprised how much they enjoy them

sooOoCHU sooochu x

>it's okay when sebbo blogs

fuckin gay cunts

shakespeare's good but overrated

Aussies went very quiet about that hero after he was named

>>152511746
Marlowe is better

>>152511731
not him, but ...yh

Im not surprised the hero was a muslim because theres lots of muslims in Sydney

>>152511758
quite like moliere myself, but yeah i've heard several say they prefer marlowe over rattlestick

Marlowe was a proper lad, a spy who got killed in a pub fight
Shakespeare would never

>>152511748
imo it confirms that it was a glowie falseflag

watched the 1996 adaptation of Hamlet in school and thought the lead actor was jack bauer

watched the dicaprio romeo+juliet adaptation in school and it was - and still is - the gayest campiest piece of shit i have ever watched, fuck it was awful