bbl on nowashes looms
damn i was baking
>>152510533ITSCOMINGHOME
>>152510543how many more games till it changes to "hes coming home"?
Any good bets?
Jimmy Anderson said on a podcast the other day "its the same situation as when they landed in Australia, they've got to win three tests"Is this a good mindset?
cricket status:nothing on nownothing on tomorrowashes on wednesday
we watching on 7 or fox?
>>152510568Fox(y kath)
>>152510558BBL on right now wot u talkin about
>>152510573no kath tonight, only sarah jones
colin munro sounds incredibly yarpie for a kiwi
>>152510578I specifically said CRICKET status
>>152510558so true
Where’s /bbl/?
youre looking at her m8
colin munro is south african
could've sworn he played for the black caps in the past
Crazy how this is indistinguishable from a bazball innings
You lads are alright, don’t go to Bondi yesterday.
brazilian bum league
whoever has the contract to design all these abo jerseys must be making bank
read today that England only had two (2) bowlspersons that had ever played a test in Australia before this Arshesmad that really
DOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEY
>>152510642Simon Blair Doull is a New Zealand radio personality, commentator, and former international cricketer. He was a right-arm medium pacer who was capable of swing bowling. He was plagued by injuries as a result of which his international career was cut short.
Dooleys had a glow up
Browns fun to watch when hes hitting it
>>152510641>Stokes >Wood one can’t bowl too much and the other is dead. Matty Potts has played FC matches with the Lions in Oz before but just not tests.Could have picked Ollie ”racist” Robinson and Jack Leach but of course not. Shouldn’t have got rid of Old Manderson
>>152510664>Old Mandersonwould've been kino tbqhwy
>>152510658dont want to hear about your cuck fantasies
>Rizwan
>vaughn trying to get howie to comment on the 12b west gate tunnel>mark squirming like a little bitch
>dropping atkinson instead of arse or archer what the actual fuck are englel doing
>>152510689litchruhllee me
>>152510700honestly might have better luck sending wood out on crutches
>>152510700archer is either going to have the game of his life or a complete mental breakdown next test
FUCKING SPAZGOD IS IN MY HEATIES FUCK YEAH
perthbros if your power was out for more than twelve hours you can claim a $120 payment through western powerthat's an arvo at the memeslog paid for
>England XI for third Ashes Test v Australia: Zak Crawley, Ben Duckett, Ollie Pope, Joe Root, Harry Brook, Ben Stokes (captain), Jamie Smith, Will Jacks, Brydon Carse, Jofra Archer, Josh Tongue.WHERE THE FUCK IS POTTS?
>>152510711yeahfor a team going for only pace it's crazy how shit their pacers are>>152510715they're only keeping him in because they're too proud to realise he's shithe played like 4 good overs this entire series and most were the last ones in brisbane
>>152510727somebody told me he wasnt playing BBL anymorethose fucking liars
>Nigger (Archer)>Tongue>Arse
I hope we see dooly bowling to SMACKY this season
>>152510751stop, i can only take so much
>>152510715it will be the latterhe was shook after that last testcrazy England doesn't have more (better) quicks
Hit it for 6 mate
McSweeney has a lot of shades of a younger me
>>152510769don't give lawncunt any ideas aye
archers john my brydon
>hitting spazzy for sixbad juju
who ordered the grilled limey?Wednesday Max 35° no rainThursday Max 39° no rainFriday Max 34° no rainSaturday Max 30° no rainSunday Max 25° 0–10mm
>>152510790oh boy, gonna see some sizzled sausages in the crowd
>>152510533BBL is an aberrationIt's slop retardation for bogans
>>152510790reckon we field wednesday, bowl em all out 1st day then make em stand in the sun all day on thursday
>>152510790>Thursday Max 39° oh boy kek
BOWLED IM
>here's your next generation for the test team bro
joke frauder mctwink
>>152510790ouchthat's probably the fucked up heatwave that's just leaving perth now
will tests even exist in 15 years?
mcmcsweeny gonna mog mcACK so hard tonight
-URK
>>152510781kek so truesome balls later he gets out
McGurk looking good here
>>152510813I grew up during the heyday of Australian cricket (Warney, Waugh, Ponting, Gilly), and even I still don't care for our cricket team. Maybe it's a race thing because non whites don't like cricket and AFL. Only wogball. I'd rather rugby union, if I have to pick any Anglo sport.
>>152510838
>>152510797>have to play khawaja for ... reasons>he dieswhat did they mean by this?
thats my worst nightmare
didn't know mcsweeney bowled and neither did he I reckon LOL!
who here /watchingthecricket/
bowl the chad paki already
>>152510838>missed border>missed boon>missed healy
>>152510859Who cares? These Golden Generation cricketers still shilled you BBL and KFC buckets to sedate you with goyslop. Degeneracy.
>>152510857which test nations are playing?
>>152510866>I do everything the telly tells me so I don't watch it to protect myself
>>152510838righto
>>152510866D R I PRIP
>>152510866why do they all have such massive ears
>>152510880Luck of the Irish, laddy.
KJEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE WTF WAS THAT
based shitfart
afridi bowling like an indian :(
>>152510887kek what a twat
Don't ask the taxi driver if he watched the cricket, always gets them mad and wanna kick you out if you're drunk.
uh heatiessisters?
more like shithouse afridi
This is for Bondi cunt
glad the heat paid shitfridi 650k for this appearance
brisbane just need to win the bbl to complete the clean sweep of australian sport
>>152510917Sydney's winning ABL.
>>152510914interestingstill prefer my theory that a bbl power surge is akin that of one you would experience at home with electricity
>>152510929ah fuck, i was supposed to go to some games this summerhope i remember to after new years
>>152510929literally do not know what city any of these teams are fromnor what sport this even is
>>152510932It's definitely a fun vibe at live games. I used to go to Adelaide Giants games.
based catch
STOP hitting spazzy for six
not worried
me fucking mum could've caught that poof
>>152510958why were you fucking your mum?
don't let seifart get a hundy
>>152510963Coz I'm an outback bloke!!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_clan_incest_case
alright afridi needs to be dropped why can't these testlets play BBL they all suck except for Smith
>>152510971>an official investigation was not opened until July 2012 when a child reported overhearing another child at a local primary school speaking of an unkempt girl, living in the bush, who was pregnant with a child fathered by a brother.Imagine the type of schoolyard rumours at that school that get spread just to try and top that real life event
based peewee
brisbane suck kek
MY gadies :)
>tfw flying to adelaide tomorrowIts about to get real comfy, lads
>>152510971>They had no access to running water, showers, toilets or hygiene products.Reckon the smell would have been worse than going to India?
>>152510996based take some piccies for us lads
>>152510996lucky mateeven better that its a proper test and not some day night nonsense
>howie falling for the free hit wicket
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INDIAN CUNT DOING
Could say he's "Seiferting" on runs lol
>>152510971>"June", born in 1948, and "Tim Colt", born in 1943, were originally from New Zealand. June, who was the product of brother-sister incest, married Tim in 1966. The couple had seven children together: Martha, Frank, Paula, Cherry, Rhonda, Betty, and Charlie, before moving to Victoria in the 1970sUh Kiwibros? Explain yourselves
shartheen assfridi
shaheen trying to kill people or what?
OHNONONONONONOAHAHAHAHAHA
43 off 2.4 oversreckon this isn't that much of a headache for mcsweetie
>>152511011Sensing a trend
the power of india
Costly over that
>highest score at the ground with two overs to goheatie bros... im getting cold
PeakeCHADS test spot looms
mcsweeeney will save us
>>152511022he's paki but yeah
Whats JFM thinking right now?
>>152511035kek indians always say this shit
ladsnot cricketdo better, yeah?
What an amateur >>152511022He's Pakistani
>>152511040who you supporting lad? don't lie
fuck should've checked it before i posted it, had some crop settings left on
>Shaheen Afridi was paid $270,000 AUD for his participation in the 2025–26 Big Bash League season with the Brisbane Heat.
>only place you can get it squirted out to
kek bartlett more like shinlett
>>152511064>6'6"Imagine the sex
>>152511064kek what the fuck is he doing?
we're in here for half time lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO4hN0CYPLc
NSW cricketer banned from playing over claims he sent nude photos to young cricketers
>>152511082cancel culture gone mad end of
>>152511082should've created a cricket commune out in the victorian bush
dont normally watch bbl but that was entertaining
ate the bblate all the pee20 peeaguesate the undred
LETS GO MY HEATIES
did tv broadcasters get bbl to increase the break between innings so they could jam in more ad breaks at some point?could've sworn their basically only used to be enough time to have a piss and make a quick snack
>>152511124crisp
>>152511124leave some room for dessert fatguts
ez
>>152511082>claimsthis world's gone absolute bananas!
they call him max fryit
>>152510998no, search pictures and they seem fine
QUACK BACK OFF TO THE SHEDS YOU FUCK HEAD
save us mcsweeeneeeyy
>>152511096blatant shill post
oi mccey you're not playing a test him em for six already
michael clarke was my fav of that era
the bbl shills are working overtimeheard the guy doing the webms is getting paid 2 AUD for each one
fuck me I wish
McSneedy
testies never learn
>>152511184crisp kit ngl
its over
if heat get to 100 its a morale victory
COMEBACK
Does this say restricted profile for you? I wonder if he was getting brigaded by angry Pakis lol https://www.instagram.com/ishaheenafridi10/?hl=en
>>152511236its open mate, stop sending him hatemail
Have to fill out a form indicating my favourite film, book, and musician as part of a Christmas "Guess Who" activity, but I'm worried that if I write in Synecdoche, New York (2008), The Brothers Karamazov (1880), and Elliott Smith (1969-2003) then all of my colleagues will think I'm a pseudWill inevitably have to dumb down my answer to come down to their levelI feel like Jack Leach in the bazball-era England cricketing dressing room, it's simply no place for a learned man
>renshitthis motherfucker should be in the social Bs working in a chicken abattoir
>>152511255safe answers:>Truman Show>Jack Reacher>Travis Scott
>>152511255>american film>american musicgrim
this fucking gaydes team is way too representative of melbourne and I might have to not watch any more of their games tbqh
>>152511255AvengersDon't ReadColdplay
>>152511255If you are alluding to Dostoevsky’s worst novels, then, indeed, I dislike intensely The Brothers Karamazov and the ghastly Crime and Punishment rigamarole. No, I do not object to soul-searching and self-revelation, but in those books the soul, and the sins, and the sentimentality, and the journalese, hardly warrant the tedious and muddled search. Dostoyevsky’s lack of taste, his monotonous dealings with persons suffering with pre-Freudian complexes, the way he has of wallowing in the tragic misadventures of human dignity – all this is difficult to admire. I do not like this trick his characters have of ”sinning their way to Jesus” or, as a Russian author, Ivan Bunin, put it more bluntly, ”spilling Jesus all over the place." Crime and Punishment’s plot did not seem as incredibly banal in 1866 when the book was written as it does now when noble prostitutes are apt to be received a little cynically by experienced readers. Dostoyevsky never really got over the influence which the European mystery novel and the sentimental novel made upon him. The sentimental influence implied that kind of conflict he liked—placing virtuous people in pathetic situations and then extracting from these situations the last ounce of pathos. Non-Russian readers do not realize two things: that not all Russians love Dostoevsky as much as Americans do, and that most of those Russians who do, venerate him as a mystic and not as an artist. He was a prophet, a claptrap journalist and a slapdash comedian. I admit that some of his scenes, some of his tremendous farcical rows are extraordinarily amusing. But his sensitive murderers and soulful prostitutes are not to be endured for one moment—by this reader anyway. Dostoyevsky seems to have been chosen by the destiny of Russian letters to become Russia’s greatest playwright, but he took the wrong turning and wrote novels.
>>152511255You are a pseud.
>>152511255Outlaw Josey Wales, LoTR (never actually read them only watched the movies), Cliff Williams
>>152511267>le AI reply
BBL goes a bit late each night, doesn't it?
>>152511288It's a copypasta m8
POWER SURGE OF THE SEASON SO FAR
>>152511255you don't understand the 'doche (nobody does)
wtf when did behrendorff leave the scorchies
Is being a tradie the ultimate cuckoldry?I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being a tradie. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are paving, building, painting and chiselling a property for at least 18 months solely so it can go and get used by a recent uni graduate owner. All the hard work you put into your project - laying down the concrete slab, putting in the pipes, laying the gyprock, doing the landscaping, installing the electrical system. All of it has one simple result: the home is more enjoyable for the uni graduates that will eventually dump it for a healthy profit and move into a bigger home.Built the perfect wall? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random chinese investor who had nothing to do with the way it was built, who flips it. He gets to screw the tradie trying to enter the property market every single day. He gets the benefits of the workmanship and craft that came from the way you built it.As a man who was a tradie, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 months of your life simply to build a home for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>152511255what have you got for your normie answers?
>>152511255should submit:Bad Girls 2: Lesbian DesiresThe First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of WomenTenacious D
>no cricket on>people posting in /cric/a little odd, but I don't hate it
synecdoche new reddit
thank g*d i'm not a heaties customer
my heaties fucking suck :(
Oh wow, more replies than I could ever have dreamed ofWhat a dopamine rush, I know how zachy feels when somebody bites on his britjeet bait>>152511332Not sure yet, still thinking Maybe Oldboy (2003), Kafka on the Shore (2005), Sufjan Stevens (1975-Present)wtf, Sufjan Stevens is 50The cold unerring march of time is relentless
Brisbane Heat?more like Brisbane Shieeeeeeeettttttt lmao
heat will be getting the wooden KFC bucket
>>152511359Kek
reminder australians think 'kabul' and 'ball' rhymenot known from coast to coast for their iq are they
trick is to mix one acceptable but funny low brow choice in the mixlike the day my bum went pyscho (2001) or spiderman 2 (2004) dir. Raimi
>>152511365labuSHANE
>>152511368>Raimione way ticket to the hr office mate
Oldboy and Sufjan aren't normie enough. still sound like a pseud
might go bed earlythis is ova
nah they're perfect of being kind of recognisable but
>>152511354I’ve never heard one any of your 6 choices before, thinking you might be a pseud matey
riveting scenes here (tradie in-joke)
>Synecdoche, New York (2008)>The Brothers Karamazov (1880)>Elliott Smith (1969-2003)the unfiltered list. could you imagine. I do like bard but sometimes he embarrasses himself
>>152511372unironically never heard of these
>as part of a Christmas "Guess Who" activitymaybe you could just put, in all caps, 'I'm the narky neek of the team'. that should work lmao
>does anyone ever want to talk to you ever?>I guess the psude weirdo
>Fergus O'Neill tell me you're a deadshit, workshy, moraless popist without telling me you're a deadshit, workshy, moraless popist.
what does pseud rhyme with?
>>152511409kabul
bard
>>152511393what's a narky neek?
Renegays could still lose this lol
Can you blokes fuck off with the movie chat? This is not twitter, thanks
>>152511415he meant to say Marky Mark aka Mark Nawaqanitawase
I don't blame the heat for this performance, if the wicket keeper was smelly and was yelling gobbildy gook shit at me I'd just wallop the ball wishing some cunt would catch it too
Who would you cast in the inevitable cricket movie?
>Alice In Wonderland>Lolita>Oingo BoingoDo it cunt. I dare you. It'll be funny as.They probably already think you're a fuckwit -- might as well let 'em think you're a paedophile too (for the lulz)
>>152511423Idris Elba playing Shane Warne
>>152511423It would need Hugo Weaving. I don't know where but it would need him.
>>152511423
>>152511434He can be the random groundskeeper or former coach who spots the protagonist as a young lad and notices he's got the talent to make it in the big leagues
>Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)>Behead All Satans (2015)>Halim El-Dabh (1921 - 2017)simple as
ohhh I'm sure the cunt thats been fucking up all night (afridi) will save heat
moral victory for Brisbane desuRenegays should have won this one much more categorically
you blokes are all talk, what would you put down for it?
>>152511467I already said
comment section going wildhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DSQpJLDgXlL/
not clicking that link
it baffles me that cunts post links on an image board instead of screenies
>>152511467>>152511424
>>152511478so trueimagine thinking I'm going to copy and paste that shite to open it lmao
>>152511423Chris Cairns
fucking finallythe non cricket is donego home cazzies
I know you all opened the link, dont lie
>>152511478cant post an image of a song m8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKIJlTOjXPc
4chx should embed insta links, discord does
BBL is over time to go to work *starts up stalker gamma*
tomorrow is a HUGE day for welsh sport Gerwyn Price in the darts Cardiff in the cup quarter final vs ChelseaWales and England in the cricket
dire unathletic welsh memetics going to go 0-3
>>152511534against who's price playing in the darts?
>>152511543some czech guy im not sure did you know theres an Aussie playing called Tim Pusey his nickname is 'the magnet'
>>152511534
>>152511555might have seen the czech fella play recently, he's not half badand yeah, his nickname got banned kek
>>152511372Still need to set myself apart from the rest of the team, intellectually speakingJust not enough so that it becomes too intimidating
IF you need to demonstrate how intelligent you think you areTHEN you're not as smart as you think
absolutely nothing intellectual about sitting down and watching a film
>>152511597Not any American film (read: "movie") at least
>>152511597so true
does anyone else work in a team where 90% of the people are absolute fuckwits and only 10% are actually capable of doing anything
I'm unemployable
>>152511621cue the blog brothers
more like flog brothers
>queueIs this that famous Welsh intellect I've been hearing so much about
>>152511432dis
rate the Macbeth featuring fassbender ngl
anyone watch the denza version¿
i watched the mckellen stage play recording recently, pretty good
i wish i was clever and witty
oo very nice...quite rate the bbc productions featuring Patrick Stewart, Derek jacobi et al ngl
yeah they're great, reckon more people should get into them, might be surprised how much they enjoy them
sooOoCHU sooochu x
>it's okay when sebbo blogs
fuckin gay cunts
shakespeare's good but overrated
Aussies went very quiet about that hero after he was named
>>152511746Marlowe is better
>>152511731not him, but ...yh
Im not surprised the hero was a muslim because theres lots of muslims in Sydney
>>152511758quite like moliere myself, but yeah i've heard several say they prefer marlowe over rattlestick
Marlowe was a proper lad, a spy who got killed in a pub fight Shakespeare would never
>>152511748imo it confirms that it was a glowie falseflag
watched the 1996 adaptation of Hamlet in school and thought the lead actor was jack bauer
watched the dicaprio romeo+juliet adaptation in school and it was - and still is - the gayest campiest piece of shit i have ever watched, fuck it was awful
>terminally online convict is actually a pakiWell well well
he's not me retard iykwim haha
what you doing Xmas eve lads any plansi might hangout with my brothersmight just hangout with my /cric/ bros instead
>shitjeet calling anyone else a terminally online pakilmao, dire levels of self awareness
might heem di lads of /cric/ at skribbl.io like I do every year might not
Wen ashers
>>152511748>Real
HeyWhat dya want from meWHAT DYA WANT FROM MEEEE
I want cricket
>>152511621it really seems to depend where im working last place had more competent people than not but current place - yeah about 90% have zero intuition or deductive reasoning (i place these at the top of the list of important intellectual traits to have)
>>152511621I bloody WISH as many as 10% of the civil service were competent
>fat macpakkie jannies deleted thisInsidious desert cult of rats just like the other two
pozzie media are a bit scared of this next test aren't theythey know the first 2 games were a bit of a fluke (bouncy meme pitch and then a day/night test which is just a coinflip). Adelaide conditions will be very bazball friendly. cap this post
>>152510971Fuckin hell.
>>152511814Legit
>>152513268>cap this postmeant cope: the post iykwim haha
btw anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
Predicting a comfortable win for England now that Worcestershire's own Josh Tongue has been called up
>>152514818meant for>>152514843
Got to give ozempic-guzzling ratboy Rob Key. Destroyed county cricket for this.
>ozempic>ozanyone ashes
In light of the recent tragedy in Sydney, I think this Ashes series should be called off and declared a draw, as a mark of respect for the victims.Who's with me?
The Ashes is just a curtain raiser for the BBL
Genuinely don't think I can ever bring myself to holiday anywhere other than the third world again desuPrices in the west always seem so ridiculous for what you actually getIt's just not cricket
>>152516969nice mate dont have to go anywhere then
>>152516969Serious question, how poor are you? A flight to the Med costs roughly the same as a meal for two at your average Chinese restaurant. Unless you were planning to got to North America, which yes, is ridiculously expensive nowadays.
>>152517540Even hotels in this third world country are stupidly expensiveLike, even if you wanted to go to Coventry (and I don't really know why you would), you'd pay £60 a night minimum>>152517614Yeah but hotels in decent med places are all expensive, even if the flights are cheapOr else you're at some shitty resort surrounded by chavs, and that just doesn't bear thinking about
>>152510794I literally cant sleep because i am TOO excited for test cricket tomorrow! Lets go England!!! You have our support from USA
Fuck me what an on pitch sesh tonight i'm spent.>massive injury list for this team i've joined>playing top of the table in form team in the top div>just about scrape a team>no subs>first time playing together>1st team in engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL tier form due to said injuries>match starts>holy fuck this opposition team is good>zoomer bargin bin messis running rings around us>somehow keep it nil nil>half time approaching>been backs to the wall hoofball >keepers hoofs>knock down comes to me>through ball>keepers rushes but our target man nicks it and scores>1-0 fucking hell>2nd half more of the same but even more intense>they're actually getting pissed off and start arguing >5 min left>no subs>playing as the linkup between defence and our target man having to battle in the mid and i'm taking hits>first time lofted pass on a plate for our striker for 2-0 but he misses>hanging on for dear life>finally the pressure tells 1-1>fuck>2 min left>our star zoomer defender gets megged by theor star zoomer messi and i miss my tackle on him (should've taken him out)>2-1 FTFUCK SAKE. Our ragtag bunch were so close to pulling off a miracle on 3gTbc...
not reading that mate. nobody is so sorry you had to type it all out. countysperg tier
test cricket on tomorrow
>>152517826...contLiterally no break after the near upset straight into a game for their 2nds>ask to start as sub to recover>should be an easy win against a weak team>nearing HT and it's still nil nil against these sjitters>strikers arguing on pitch with each other>capt subs me on>start controlling the game with my pass and move style>2nd half>sweet move with dummies and first time pass from the right by yours truly right into our striker's path>top bin>1-0>hit the post twice to extend the lead but it wasn't to be>FTWin's a win but i'm still thinking about that first match
>countysperg tieractually worse
Pussy eng shijtters and convict shijtters too pussy to actually play sport and challenge themselves so they take put their trauma ptsd on a botswanan dirt cake making forum
>tomorrowbased future living australian
>>152517906one post or less please
CRICKET IS BACK TOMORROW
>>152517936is this game going to be better or worse time for bongs to watch?
TOMORROW Do not forget...
smeg me arse bla... Ford is axing the lightning f150...liek wtf bla
is this paki's life really so empty he blogged a wall of text that has nothing to do with cricket?
>>152517826>>152517906given the 3 line rule i'm ignoring all the greentext and just reading the other lines.hard luck with the 1st match but happy you got a win in the 2ndwhat sport? i assume test cricket or you wouldn't be talking about it here
sebshit smelling up the thread again
>>152518000goodthey should go back to putting the 390fe in them honestly
>>152518000Do not spam here
>>152517954
>>152517924id like to see you drive the green on the par 4 at my local champ
>>152518013umm....stop at gas stations¿ change oil, change filters, change belts etc etc..no tabla x>>152518016kk x
Rivian here I come end of x
do not bully sebbohe already gets enough of it from his own people for being lower caste and dark skinned. it's disgraceful racism
>>152518041stopping at servos (gas stations) is kino on account of you can get a yummy drink too like a coconut water
>>152518010>what sportSIXTY YEARS OF HURT. Love me cricket but it's too time consuming to play just don't have the time to waste on t'weekends like a certain thieving civil servant cretin
>>152518061ur funny ngl >>152518064sooOoCHU
>>152518021>literal grandads win majorsNot a sport
i've driven pin high on a par 4 at my old local, but it's a hole where if you cut the corner over a gap in the trees you only need like 210~ carry to get therethat's still a big hit for me, anything over 220 is a long drive, i'm a small guy
>>152518071too busy taking photos of fat broads at reddit meetups?
so shitjeet was having a go at others but never plays cricket himself? lmao
>>152518090you generally hit a slice i assume?
bard is the last athlete on /cric/ - and desu he's a bit shit at cricket. got like 7 ducks this season
>>152518097>/cric/ shijtters still think we're the same personTwiglet legs has never kicked a ball in his sheltered lifeMight have to start rolling my arm over again heem /cric/ eng shijtterd
>>152518129It was only 4 iirc
Got pitch burns on both arms and my arse and a bruised side/rib fuck me i gave it my all. Love it. eng shijtters find your balls and let's have an on pitch match up. Loser fucks off from /cric/ but let's be honest you're all too pussy
ok zachy, the shitjeet gimmick is getting a bit stale now. can you switch to the bouldering welsh larper for the rest of the night
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India_national_football_team#2025deary me looks like india are shit at this sport as well
question for the steppers in the room: if I'm doing them two at a time am I actually doing myself a disservice by doing half the workout?
Be ready in 24 bongs. Get your body clock adjusted your carpathian rhythms in sync
>>152518232that's my favourite mountain range
128kbps six string hack can't bowl and is a dogshit bat his team desperately tries to hide. Ynr the charlatan pretending he played sunday league just because i started posting about my on pitch seshes*whistles Soul Limbo*
if you think about itEngland needed to win 3 test matches when they arrived in AustraliaEngland now need to win 3 test matches and are still in Australiaso nothing has changedLET'S GET THIS FUCKIN URN BOYS
how did a country of only 168,801 Superhumans defeat india at this sport?
*checks how many WCs or Euros engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL have won in their #1 sport since colour tv*Oh dear. Bit pathetic. Actually extremely pathetic.
>>152518282there is actually colour footage of our World Cup win in the football.hold on while i look up how many World Cups india has won in football.
>>152518281sarrrrr we've been training in Salt Lake City Stadium in Mumbai for the last 26 years how can Guam redeem????
/cric/ eng shijtters properly triggered. Just not a good time to be an engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL fan really
I used to think /cric/ was full of stuck up dorks, I still do but I used to too
dry your eyes paki, maybe india will be better at football now that they're importing australians to play for them.https://www.olympics.com/en/news/who-is-ryan-williams-indian-football-player-overseas-foreign-origin-australia
>>152518281>poojeets so irrelevant they don't even make the pic of an article about their team>replaced by Australia of all teamsfuckin LOL
Proper countries don’t care about soccer
>soccerfoy
>"pl-please score for the country my parents abandoned, big strong australian!!! i'll fellate you!!!"
Too busy winning in the toughest on court sport eng shijtters tilted by >>152518019
>eng shijtter>talking about importsKek
>>152518441you need to actually be athletic in footballconversely you can get away with not having athletic gifts in cricket if you have enough batspeople who can place the ball
>>152518455but why does a country of 1.4bn need to import ANYONE to play a sport? i thought they have enough people?we don't have enough people to compete at the level we do in all the sport we play in, which is more than just cricket as you know, and a lot of people want to play for england.you should be really proud that an australian was allowed to play football for the country your parents abandoned. this australian did NOT abandon bindia.
>country of 60 (SIXTY) million people>lost a WC SF to a nation of 3 million pig farmers in the dominant sport of the country
why can s**** and shitj**t never answer why they would never move back to bindia despite hating the country their parents sought refuge in?
>>152518518croatia was ranked #4 in the world at the time and their players play in the top leagues. this is not comparable in any way to the country your parents abandoned losing to guam, which was ranked #174 in the world.
>sixty million people>sixty years of hurt
>>152518553luckily we play other sport and have won the big prizes in all of those.the country your parents abandoned has no equivalent to pic related, so lets hope Ryan Williams does his best.
>1 billion people>1 trillion shits on the street
>>152518570>grenada>scotch>irish>irish + saffers + peewee + barbadian + coached by a convictKek eng shijtters clutching at straws
>>152518611no we're clutching World Cups actually.the country your parents abandoned will never ever come close.
Capt wants me to play their cup game this week too after last weeks victory. Think i will but corr this side bruise is stiffening up
Reminder >>152518611
this is why we need the welsh weakling vs the 45 year old jeet uncle boxing bout to see who has the ultimate unathletic genetics (spoiler: it's shitdia)
>Women's Cricket World Cup
>Tongueoh good, another shitter for worcs will save England like... uh has never happened before in history
>>152512145toil pub midnight mass
Spoiler your fellow brit sjitter pussied out of his on court beating after asking for and being duly given a time and placeYou seem to be a /cric/ shijtter giving it the big'un why don't you scramble together a few other /cric/ sjitters and take an on pitch beatdown
what topic do you pick lads
>>152518570you won a WTC mace lad?
*puts mortar on brick**puts brick on top of the other brick*
>constantly spelling it 'shijtter' because you had a melty over some yank who filtered youabsolutely mindbroken lmao
>>152518760maybe when mccullum is packed into a rocket and launched into the sun
>>152518770yh.. I don't mind you that much britjeet but ngl this isn't a good look. makes you come across as legitimately mentally ill
>>152518525*radio silence*not that that wasn't predictable
just got my pfizer booster lads
>>152518815they abandoned the thread like their parents abandoned indiasad!
>nooooo you can't be creative in mentally disintegrating fatty macpakiDon't give a flying. I'm out here playing sports and you shijtters aren't. Gonna drag this on pitch team up by their bootstraps
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL haven't even reached a WTC final despite the final being hosted in their backyardHowling. Reminder India won a World Cup on eng shijtter soil before engLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL
>creative>added a j to 'shitter'got Leonardo Da Singhi on our hands here lads
>lost the football argument>tries to bring up the WTCsuppose if your parents have a habit of running away from a bit of a challenge the apple won't fall far and all that...
>>152518737Unironically stormzy
why are board games so fashionable again now? gen z love a board game
Board games go for too long (bored games), card games are much better
>sixty years of humiliation>never even reached a WTC final>0-15Truly a defeated peoples
i dont like going places. i am only comfortable at home or in my car
>marty di bergi is dedWhy are wh*tes such savages? Probably the c*tholICK upbringing. Should've been raised in the Sanatan Dharma way
one more sleep
The GOAT. And Messi.
>>152519966he's only the goat because he has a hot daughter
>>152520208is this the only recorded instance of bairstow being based?
I call him Weatherlad
>spineless selectors making cummins captain againgood for the neutral observer I guess, gives england more of a chance
>>152520229They should let Inglis keep for a few overs here and there
Khawaja is droppedGlad he went out in such a shit way
>>152510735>Smith still inYeah, I'm thinking 5-0
>>152510838>non-whites don't like AFLu fuckin wot m9?
>Test cricket is dying>Also soccer will become the #1 sport in Australia in 2016 after the Socceroos made the World Cup
>>152519053performing a "wholesome nostalgia" aesthetic to get validation from strangers on the internet
>>152520229solid, only change id potentially make is neser for lyon, reckon the job he and carey did on bazball at the gabba was elite
>>152520229>take 5fer>droppedDon't have to be dead to be stiff
I don't get it, why doesn't he just go and live in India? He almost certainly has citizenship through his parents. I truly cannot understand why you would continue to reside in a country you clearly despise so much. Someone please try to help me understand this guy.
>>152520229K H A W A J AHAWAJA
>>152520229Pretty fucking islamaphobic to drop Ussie. It was a completely different paki family that did itNow he's been dropped for a wk limited overs specialist, who shan't be keeping wicket this test
>>152510542Its amazing anyone would dare shots like this against anyone who is even remotely quick
>>152519966That's a lot of JEETS
>>152521967damn shes hot for a roastie
>>152521967Cringe
>>152520845
>>152521271im so happy they did it, raised my opinion of the selectors so muchgive him his farewell test at sydney once we're 4-0 up
>/npl/ season overCouldn't even catch a game this year.
>>152522056whats her @, nepalbro
>>152522110whyykarina on Twitter (currently X)
just ducking down to Bondi for a dip lads
