>Cage Fury FC 149: Cafaro vs. PattonDecember 20th>KSW 113: Bartosiński vs. TulshaevDecember 20th>PFL Africa 4 guy vs guyDecember 20th
Phew there's heems.Is there a year end rizin this year?
Let's go for that!
Nah fuck that, it's all good tho
>>152510671yes, and fleury/buday a couple days before
>>152510671>>152510685If you seriously follow this shit you need to kill yourself immedietly.
>>152510685Sick poster
>>152510690i couldnt tell you anyone on the roster, but i like knockouts, and submissions, so ill mark the day to illegally stream. sorry digital words got you riled up like a woman hahaha
>i couldnt tell you anyone on the roster, but i like knockouts, and submissions, so ill mark the day to illegally stream. sorry digital words got you riled up like a woman hahaha!!
so much aura...
>>152510701if the poster is good, the card will have to be good
There will be no heems.
Bodied that raped bitch
If Yakuza is real, why wouldn't they buy the worlds best fighter as a flex? Tom or Jones would cost them like 20m a year max. Just wheel them out on random rizin cards in Yakuza shorts
between 2014 and 2024 Jon Jones fought 10 times, averaging one (1) fight per year. this is actually phenomenal when you consider he took an 18 month break after he got set up on those phoney roid allegations and he also had to take a three (3) year break to bulk up to heavyweight. with these monumental obstacles in his path he still manages to fight as often, if not more, than the average brazza.
>>152510716Literally me entering Lidl
MMA is high level problem solving with dire physical consequences
>Cage Fury FC 149Hasan vs Manse (Flyweight Championship)Martins vs Conners (Women’s Bantamweight Championship)Cafaro vs Patton (Featherweight Championship)Brown vs Gochashvili (Middleweight Championship)Benoit vs Galanti (185)Jo Thomas vs Wilcox (115) Lee vs Lewis (165)Babe vs Aritonang (145)Lleshi vs Akhmadov (125)Delarosa vs Meyers (155)Bergida vs Kostyuchenko (170)Lledo vs Caplinger (Amateur Bout)Milano vs Blotzke (Amateur Bout)
>>152510785>dire physical consequences
>>152510831Belal says this shit on purpose. He's low key funny as fuck and just amuses himself with shit
>>152510843Highkey though belal was goated he just got old
within the first 10 seconds of aspinall's latest blog he admits he wants to box ngubu. GODne has him shook bad
>>152510879Low key good take
>>152510843I think people unfamiliar with Belal were too harsh on him. fucker joked about canelo hands and half the fans were in uproar.
>>152510923>too harshhe can fight, defend himself, but why throw heavy support to a guy who wont leave it all in the cage? he is a high tier gatekeeper, got the belt at the weakest point in the division.
>>152510939nobody needs to support him of course and not wanting a high tier gatekeeper as champ is just logic. the blown out of proportions hate though like there haven't been worse fighters as champs or more boring title fights than his though is simply illogical.
>>152510901>Still can't see mate. Gotta work me arms while me bloody peepin orb's heal- Ooh tommy mate the weight clip looks loose. Better tighten it up, that.
I had Beastlal by TKO in the 4th or 5th round after piecing up Jack Della Lamea the entire fight.
<MMA Joey had it 48-47 for laldaddy
Remember when Jones vs Stipe started and Tom Aspinal immedietly got stripped of his interim title?
My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
I'm not going to screenshot posts, I'm not even going to say I told you so. I'm just going to watch Bobby Knuckles finish Bumzat in the championship rounds and post this image and you'll know, because we'll all know.
Are we being raided?
>>152511025>blown out of proportionnah, he is given the proper amount of shit for being an all time snoozer. he is the modern equivalent to jon fitch, and like i mentioned he keeps himself safe, which has worked for him. ONE submission win. He is a lay & pray special
Is reddit down?
Who revved him?
Who revved me?
The rev
>>152511194THE rev??
>>152511200Yeah RIP
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>KSW 113Bartosinski vs Tulshaev (Welterweight Championship)Pawlak vs Zerhouni (Middleweight Championship)Martinek vs Szpilka (265) Josef vs Lisek (220)Michalski vs Janikowski (185)Sakai vs Wojcik (265)Debienne vs Zalewski (170)Morelli vs Surdyn (135)Wlodarczyk vs Krawczyk (155)Kaouchen vs Geburek (145)
Somebody should start a Minecraft server for /heem/ during this break.
>>152511211Hoyl crap, is that THE Szpczykweskzoswski???
>>152511271you might be thinking of Szypczykwekzoswki
I'm so old I remember Blackstar making that bet that If Stipe beat Francis he would leave Heem and he did.
Atlanta Prospect: Guram Gochashvili
And that's a wrap heem! Have a blessed Christmas!
Rob Schneider just fucking died
SCHAUBULATORS MOUNT UP
>>152511349Ahh yess, 'The Animal' Rob Schneider. Known for such hits as Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo, Deuce Bigalow: European Jigolo, and Judge Dredd.
tell me about the zutt
>>152511313That's the dude who was supposed to fight Dookie Daukaus, then Daukaus pulled out last min to be the replacement against Michel Pereira.
>>152510758Yakuza peaked in the 90's. They're American Cosa Nostra tier now.
>Ilia Topuria
>>152511437they could matchup later this year on a fight night card if the atlantan stays undefeated.
Yakuza isn't real
>Francis Ngannou accepts Vadim Nemkov’s PFL Lyon callout: ‘I been ready for a long time’>“I been ready for a long time,” Ngannou replied to Nemkov’s callout. “See you in soon…”
>Buck whatcha heard and so on and so forth- yall already know, but with that being said, at the end of the day, it is what it is. SOON
>Tom Aspinall shares boxing ambitions, open to Francis Ngannou fight: ‘That’d be good’>“I’d never be a world champ,” Aspinall said. “I wouldn’t try and be a world champion. You need to dedicate your whole life, don’t you?" >"I spent my whole life doing MMA now, I’m nearly 33 now. So for me to be 33 and then think that I’m gonna win a world title in boxing, it’s unrealistic.”>“I reckon I could have a couple of, like, not freak show fights, but big fights,” he continued. BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET MENTALITY
>First, Aspinall would have to complete his UFC contract, which has two more fights on it.>“I mean, I’ve got fights in the UFC to do first,” he admitted.
>Ilia Topuria won’t be fighting until summer 2026 at the earliestIlia Topuria reveals the UFC has different plans for Justin Gaethje if he wins against Paddy."If Justin Gaethje wins, the UFC has different plans that I can’t talk about at this moment. I don’t know how capable he will be of ruining the plans of the UFC and Paddy."
>>152510923You never watched a canelo fight didn't you
Nobody ask me for life advice cuz I'm probably gonna spend all day fishing and playing Minecraft.
New Ilia statement just dropped
>>152511646Thank you king!
>>152511529>The overuse of idiomatic platitudes does not make you smart, I'm afraid. -Ciryl Gane
>>152511654>I'm afraidScared bitch.
>>152511529>>152511654Apologies. That (you) was meant for buck >>152511523
>>152511654Chills.
>>152511211excellent post
>>152511646good move to go first before your wife go public calling you a wife beater
>>152511646>DERE WAS NO WOIFE BEATING