The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues at London’s Alexandra Palace on Monday with the tournament's fourth double session of action.Day Five of the World Darts Championship continues as two-time champion Peter Wright opens his challenge for a third Sid Waddell Trophy. Wright will take on Women’s Series qualifier Noa-Lynn van Leuven in the afternoon's highlight for a place in Round Two. In the evening session, fifth seed Jonny Clayton and 2010 runner-up Simon Whitlock also enter the fray against Englishmen Adam Lipscombe and Connor Scutt respectively.Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1) with the evening session at 7:00pm UK time on the same channel. All matches are the best of 5 sets (first to 3) with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)Brendan Dolan v Tavis Dudeney(26) Cameron Menzies v Charlie ManbyMensur Suljovic v David Cameron(30) Peter Wright v Noa-Lynn van Leuven>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)Martin Lukeman v Max Hopp(29) Dirk van Duijvenbode v Andy Baetens(5) Jonny Clayton v Adam LipscombeConnor Scutt v Simon Whitlock>Day 4 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/14/bunting-survives-bialecki-scare-set-kumar-clash-ally-pally
Every match today has at least one meme player in it
if found pls return to /180/
Good morning. I hate Scutt.
Will the crowd cheer or boo van Leuven? I have no idea.
Why the fuck is wright in the prelims
>>152511563Shit gimmick.
>>152511565kek
looking forward to see clown man against peter wright
does she noa lot about darts?
>>152511590More feminine than Trina Gulliver, I'll give xhem xhat.
>>152511593hit Trina with the same makeup cannon and you might get a similar effect
Hope Wright smashes him
>>152511613That's cool, but what do you think will happen during the match?
>Bunting and Clayton not in shape>Smudger already outIt's his time lads.
awww yiss time for the ARRERS
>>152511593more like Troona Gulliver amirite?
love ally pall de lids no rapeseed oil for me my lads x
>>152511468>Dolan, and Suljovic in the same sessionHmm, yeah, I'm thinking we don't car about this one. Close the thread janny. We can make a new one later for the night session.
>>152511468>Cameron Menziesanother job sesh and a little cry this year?
>Travis Dudeney>Charlie ManbyAre those randomized AI opponents? Where's Peter Guyman and Dave Pallad?
>>152511693guyman lost his tourcard and i think pallad is in jail on rape charges
>>152511699I like how this sounds totally realistic.
>tavis doet-ie-'t? of doet-ie-'t-niet?leuk!
doet-ie-'t is een lange slungel
Does Dolan's history making even count when it wasn't in the last 64 or deeper in the worlds?
>Welcome to the Greatest Show On Earth
i hope dolan loses
ÄM SHIBBINDABBO BOSDN!>>152511733Horrible opinion.
they need to remove the redhead dancer, i get too horny to focus on the darts
damn look at his hag wifesexxo with his hag wife!
viaplay coverage had co stompé being carried in by a strongman (kevin hazeleger) at the start btw
>>152511699Peter Guyman player profile picture.
>>152511751We had Glen Durrant. Being Glen Durrant.
That blonde cheerleader had a trunk god damn
>DUDE
>>152511774Guy looks like a slim Boris Krcmar.
DAT 106 FOR THE BREAK!
>>152511733no way dolan loses to dudeney unless some miracle occurs, are you huffing paint?
>>152511787>no way dolan loses to dudeney unless some miracle occursthen i'm hoping for a miracle>are you huffing paint?no, you are
>>152511778there are too many anorexic lookin players on the youth tour these days, im keeping classic darts going, fat ugly drunk and cigs
>>152511787I recall someone saying something similar about the Kumar/Veenstra game yesterday.
>>152511774kekterrible start from the brightonian jobber
>>152511791keep huffing your paint and you might hallucinate a miracle
>>152511792Littler looks up to the real greats, that's why he is so far above the zoomjobbers.
>>152511751>co stompéhttps://youtu.be/hhM58T2boOQ?si=yRRoR8HEuu171k4glove rCo me lad x
>>152511797what the fuck is wrong with youcalm down weirdo
>>152511803truth, fuelled by vape and kebab, the only way to be
>>152511803>Littler looks up to the real greats>doesn't drink'no'
>dudeney from brighton>"noa-lynn" van leuvenhow lgbt is this session
>>152511807youre right, perhaps i was too harsh on you for being dutch
>>152511820Menzies is clearly an ally, see>>152511565
>>152511837i try to avoid everything concering cameron menzies
>>152511565corrrrrrrrr grim that lad, makes sense why he is such a gimp tbqhwy de lid x
>>152511837guess that breakup with fallon hit hard, not getting her fags put out on him anymore
>>152511841kek same. He seems to be the kind of guy who's fun at parties, but you don't really want to be personally involved with.
>>152511853cant tell if hes inhaling serious amounts of cocaine and alcohol or hes just scottish
darts equivalent?
>Bunt: "I'm Stephen Bunting. I'm the People's Champion. I believe I've got the best fan base in that. I've got the best social media in darts"https://twitter.com/OfficialOLDarts/status/2000352860148830566Imagine spouting this shite after you've almost jobbed out to a Polish youngster from 2-0 up
>>152511862he's kind of a complete cunt isn't he
>big numbah misseddolan plz
>>152511869Winning the Masters was unironically the worst thing that happened to him. Still has not reached a major ranking event final yet, let alone won one.
>>152511862his shtick has got a bit old, good player but I really dont see bunting winning anything else of note desu.Bialecki is hard to beat, in fairness
>>152511862Well, his once proud /180/ fanbase seems to be eroding faster day by day since he started spouting that stuff.
>>152511876this. an overachievement.
the way hempel is verbally sucking off dimi right now makes me believe he's deeply in love with him
DAT TOPS TOPS!
>>152511873absolute filth 101
THAT INCREDIBLE 101 FROM DOLEL
>leaving 170 like that from 262come on now
BIG
THE MAXIMUM DOLEL
lets go doland
THE BIG FISHABSOLUTE MADNESS FROM BRENGOD!
DAT 170
THE FISH
>it's going to be a cracker, cameron menziesaccurate
DAT BIG FISH
come on seasidemarkdolan de lid x
>>152511468CLOWN VS TRANNYMEME MATCH OF THE CENTURY
>>152511905the most dimeless he's ever looked
>>152511928even the refs clown on the tranny on tour
kill this ad with fire
This is absolute history: This is the first time EVER anyone has won a set with a big fish in L128 of the worlds with the opponent also on 170.
>>152511948that's footballdartsmas for ya
Based on his Pro Tour performances this is Dudeney's level. Brenny should have won this by now and not needed meme finishes to do so.
>>152511983this is actually a bit above average for Dudeney at the minute, he survived at least 20 match darts in the TCH qualifier over the day - Dolan really shouldnt be this involved
i like setplay
>>152511993You're right, I thought he was averaging around 85 on Tour but it was a couple of points lower. Dolan for comparison's sake averaged 91.6, massively underplaying here.
paul Nicholson loves the sound of his own voice
>>152512008yea this is dudeney much better and dolan playing sloppy. dolan has to be careful here cause this is gonna end up in a scrap
For me its luke martinman
>>152512006Main reason why the worlds are so good. No one wants to see all those international jobbers falling behind early without hope of a comeback.
>>152512019yea even 3-0 in legs is much worse than 1-0 in sets. setplay does strange things
welcome to the scoring phase of the game dolano
Finally the Dolan 180, release the Brennycopter!
hit tops and tens challenge tavis dudeney edition
BrenGOD
DUDE
Based Brenny going through, will face Searle in R2
>>152511914kneel
manby remains calm, smashes cammie off the board while cammie cries expert prediction here
german commentator literally just said>one of THE games of round 1, cameron menzies vs charlie manbyand i don't know is he was being ironic or not
Just realised Cammy is in the lunatics section of the draw:>Wade>Ricky>Cammy>Matt Campbell
>>152512060Wait, why Matt Campbell? What did I miss?
manby is the next littlerlawrie is the next manby
it's gonna be lost, confused behaviour from menziescontinuous talking, wanting to hug and such
Isn't Manby meant to be "one to watch"? Cammy to start crying two legs in if so.
Cammy’s not gonna cry anymore. He’s a new man since Fallon left him, even got himself a new haircut to look like less of a spastic
Why is there so many zoomies this year
>>152512093the littler effect
>>152512093the future is now
>>152512067Has a habit of doing daft stuff on stage
Songs that get white people turnt
>>152512093Darts is a zoomers world now. Some stray dinosaurs, like Gando, Clayton and Brenny still around, but otherwise you're washed at 45 now.
>>152512095that and places kept getting handed lower down the development tour because of tour card holders winning places through the pro tour
what a fucking shit walk on song, damn
>It's a speedzoomerThis won't take long either way.
charlie "evil charlie" manbyvscameron "the flying scotsman" menzies
Fucking hell Laura Turner's voice grates, she talks like Timmy from South Park.
>>152512124i'd rather a speedzoomer than someone like ryan meikle
>>152512133and she doesnt know shit about top level darts
Uhh why is Hopp not on Sport1 anymore?
I'd totally post a new darts man version, but they all keep winning - except the one that had to lose.>>152512138>i'd rather a speedzoomer than someone like ryan meikleSame, actually. Also that must be the third time Ryan Meikle is mentioned out of the blue during the worlds threads. I am starting to believe /180/ secretly loves him.
>>152512092Fallon left him? SHE'S OPEN?
>leaves 166You're not good enough to be leaving Taylor numbers yet, kid
>>152512166shes open but shes dyed her hair and smokes like a chimney, but if thats your thing shoot your shot
>>152512170Should have gone 17s, didn't think at all
>>152512166Grab yourself by neck if you think that Fallon is a catch in anyway
>>152512092His hair and beard do look tidier. Maybe Fallon liked him looking like a slob
>7 legs played>32 attempts at double
menzies already tilted kek
>>152512191find me a halfway attractive woman that can play darts and I will move on
Nice break from Manby
>>152512133>TimmyYou mean Jimmy, the one with the crutches. This has been quite the slopfest so far.
>>152512207
>>152512207There's one playing in the final match of this session
Menzies is dropping hard on those finishes
>>152512215kevin mcline mentioned, van gerwen mocker and haglover extraordinare
menzies RATTLED
Manby, any relation to Peter Manley or Corey Cadby?
EMBROILED
>>152512247Snakey ending Fluke was kino
>>152512215>>152512217listen up you cheeky fucksbe careful or you're gonna get burned
raybar update!
Ts bussin or nah my yn´s?
>>152512259When I think Keane Barry, I think "dynamite".>>152512267Damn, those ex-wives/ex-GFs/current GFs sure are expensive
>>152512274>Max Hopp to win outside GermanyPlayed yourself there, mate
have something **********
>>152512274>betting on Max Jobb
>>152512274>Menziesbruh
>>152512274degenerate
>>152512304poorfag
>>152512305>>152512304Yes I am poor>>152512301>>152512294>>152512286Max will change my financial trubbles
Cammy would be a top 10 player if he wasn’t a nutter
>>152512305>poorfagmake them even more jealous by winning that €14
>>152512329ackyuelly, it's 13€
>>152512356nah man im a high roller
>>152512274Wait, Max Jobb is 1.53 with the bookies? Not very familiar with betting, but that means he's the favourite, right? I mean Lukeman was poor the last months, but not THAT poor. Maybe it is because it's a German site where delusional Hopp fanboys skew the ratings.
>>152512274-2€
>>152512367>Steuergrimso it's 12,28€
>>152512371yea it changes based on who bets what. Its inacurate because of fanboys. Thats why you can never bet on Schalke or Dynamo Dresden becasue all of the Fans are degenerates
>>152512286Wasnt this like illegal
>>152512389But that's a good thing, isn't it? Bet on Lukeman for 2.2 or whatever, I mean there is no free money in betting, but that's as good as it gets.
CAM ON MANBY
you guys put a finger up your bum yet? Check that prostate mate.
DAT SHANGHAI!CAMMY ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>>152512417shan't be fingering my bumholeend of
zoomers.... i kneel
>>152512417Hello Danny.
>>152512287oh dog, pls tell me this is fake
>1
Manby seems like an absolute cunt
>>152512425you wanna get cancer?
no fuyking way its joever
Biggest mental midget on the tour strikes again
madcammybros...
Mentality jobber
>CammyWhat an absolute idiot, deserved loss.
CHIMPOUT LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>152512435>betting on Menzies during the Worldsyou brought this upon yourself
L M A O
IT'S SCOTOVER
LLMMAAOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A REPLAY OF THAT
LMFAOOOOO
WEBM WEBM WEBM
>>152512456webm
>>152512454you done fucked up?
Cameron 'Mental Midget' Menzies
ABSOLUTE CINEMA
THE ABSOLUE STATE OF KWABRON MONGZIES>those uppercuts to the tableahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
is menzies the biggest mental midget in this sport?
THE WORLDS ARE BACK BABY!
>>152512453>>152512301>>152512304>>152512305of the many ways this could have missed...no free Döner tonight
>Scots in charge of composure
>>152512456>mrw i find out my daughter wants to be a table dancer
https://x.com/i/status/2000578316026212361
every throw for the englishman is in complete silence every throw for the Scot is the crowd chimping out whistling and booing No wonder he got frustrated
>>152512481BANGDONG
He really showed that tables who's boss
>>152512483K W A B
>128 players>mensur is the only austrian that qualifiedabsolute state of austrian darts
Not even barney can top that for KOTW
>>152512484>Scottish fingers typed this
>>152512484The daft cunt threw at T20 on 66 in a match saving situation, absolute headloss yet again from him
>>152512497Absolutely state of Rowdy John, Robby Jake, Richie Jumps, Rakesh Jiwa, Ruth Joan, Rara Jaja and the lads.
>>152512500Right did I say anything incorrect?
insider here. word just got out that the rest of the world cup has been cancelled. this kind of behaviour is unacceptable.
>>152512484dunking on Scots is just a national hobby, at this point you sheeplung fuckers should know this. They banned the kilt in like 1400 just to mess with the Scots.
>>152512506noim just making fun of the cope
SEETHE
Kek so many fucking memes already and only a few days in someone’s gotta make a compilation at the end thought it would just be the wasp
>>152512512Eh, not really, most people don't care. But this is the Ally Pally crowd.
>>152512483Me when a 15 year old beats me online at FIFA
if wright loses to the tranny scotland might as well stop existing entirely
>>152512516kek what the fuck is that man's problem
>>152512516That looks like it would hurt.
>>152512527cocaine and scottish
>>152512527Anal Dolphin
>>152512530bet he's crying backstage now, holding his hand. later he'll overindulge in food while crying and reading social media dunking on him
>>152512516
>>152512530he checked the bottom of the table for punchability first
>>152512512Every year Scottish, German and Welsh players are immediately disadvantaged from the crowd. It’s not dunking it’s just unfair
when are they going to retire Chase the Sun? They play it like 15 times a session and have done so for years. It was never a good song to begin with.
>>152512484>every throw for the englishman is in complete silence>every throw for the Scot is the crowd chimping out whistling and booing>No wonder he got frustrated
>>152512535He's literally me
This M.C is absolute shit
>>152512541Happens on the Euro tour and in the World Cup tooOr if you happen to play against a woman
>>152512484irrelevant, you tune the crowd out at these events, he should know better
>prod songBring back "Live Is Life" m8
>>152512553>Or if you happen to play against a womanBet it won't happen today lol
>be scottish >lose >resort to violence
>>152512568fauli tranny
Got a non filmed using a phone version
>>152512541Of them them Menzies is the one who goes into a comedy tard rage.
SIMPLY THE MENS!>>152512516What amazes me most is the very specific trajectory of those punches. Everyone else would have just pushed the table over or punch it upfront. But he threw these weird uppercuts instead. I guess you can't know what's going on in a madman's mind.>>152512541Makes it very funny when english players complain about international crowds. I mean they are absolutely correct, but this is what most international players have to put up with every time.
>>152512516and ladies? he's single.
>>152512545>be german>have opportunity to invent darts>dont do it>complain about the location of the darts wcwe messed that up
>>152512543As long as the mongpit keeps turning up and selling the place out, Barry will keep playing it. They're even moving into the bigger hall next year, so you'll have an extra couple of thousand Deano's every session screaming it out before knocking back a couple of lines of beak in the toilets.
>>152512543sterf
>>152512560You can tune them out at some level but not when it’s like that
>>152512551Yeah can see why john mcdonald had to cut his hours. That 8 minutes of work a day was tough.
>>152512566He only uses it in Glasgow because Simply the Best is a Rangers anthem
stukje ggz
>hempel joking about menzies not even managing to beat the tablebased
>>152512574Based kirk telling him to fuck off
>>152512574Is that Owen that shits himself when he thinks Mongzies is going to lamp him lmao?
>>152512592He's retiring, this is giving the new talent a chance to show his stuff.
based scott
mensur's twitchy finger is enough reason to want to see him lose
>>152512615Kek
>>152512543>traditional thing BAD
>>152512624ah yes the timeless evergreen classic that is Planet Funk. I remember my granddad already listening to that one in the speakeasy.
>>152512060>Wadelove rWade, very misunderstood, would not be surprised if he posts here
>cullen has an even worse win ratio at the worlds than mensurjesus, how?
Make sure you wash your hands after a fight with a table
>>152512658are you sure those aren't his arrows?
>Boomers who can't hit doublesNow this is more like it>>152512662Cammy doesn't throw with red darts.
>>152512576>he threw these weird uppercuts insteadtruly special this lad
Tried to cut it out a little.>>152512615kek>>152512658They said on German TV that his hand was bleeding, so it's probably true.
>>152512585>extra couple of thousand Deano's every sessiongrim reading this lad, glad we've still got rLakeside for some orderly darts
>>152512681i love that guy at the bottom of the stage watching him chimp out
>>152512681the girl in the back lmao
>>152512681Mad Cunt will surely get banned for this
>>152512714one can hope, proper wrongun de lid, bet he used to get pegged by rFallon
celtic fans would never
And a gif version.>>152512699>>152512703Everything about this is pure kino. This guy is too unstable for his own good.>>152512714Rightfully so, can't allow chimpouts like this, no matter the reason.
>>152512714I hope so the fucking cunt. cost me 2€
>>152512714nah he'll get a fina and that's it
>>152512681TABLES GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE I GO.
He was making so many holes with his punches, he was "boring" "boring" tables!
>>152512734kek. Also: Imagine if that was Wet Willie's table.
>>152512718she used him as an ashtry. ban incoming me thinks.Thing is its absolutely fine to be disappointed , even angry but the key is DONT DO ANYTHING WHERE ANYONE CAN SEE. If i lose, i go around the back where no one is, kick the wall a bit and go back in and buy the bloke that beat me a pint. Rule 101 dont say or do anything where people can see it but no this utter scotspack did it on live TV. utter tard
>>152512729If he'd done this at a PC event or he was a big name, maybe. You can't do that on TV if you don't sell tickets. 5k fine, month ban, obligatory anger management course.
>>152512743>she used him as an ashtryQRD??
Can't believe I missed the Mad Cammy kino
>>152512745fallon smokes like a chimney, menzies has shit like this on his twitter >>152511565putting two and two together
>>152512574He's gonna get fined 10000 pounds for showing passion
>>152512743>DONT DO ANYTHING WHERE ANYONE CAN SEEWhat happens in the caravan stays in the caravan.
scots seething my lads
>>152512781im just channelling my inner taylor, except kicking walls instead of being rapey learning from the best
>>152512796I'm certain they were booing Manby at first. Does the thick cunt not remember last year when he jobbed like a twat against fellow twat Lenny G and got laughed at
>he doesn’t even show up when Austria are playing
Lads need to learn how to work heel
>>152512723someone needs to make a Jaws v Cammie punchup edit
>>152512805It's so over
>>152512053expert prediction
>>152512809Heta needs to lean into this instead of the Dragonball shit. That kind of mid-00s arsehole Ozzie sportsman gimmick.
>>152512662slightly better quality
>MensurAbsolutely bottled that set
>>152512839First time watching Mens?
mens...
for once clown man won't be the most ridiculous looking person on stage
snakebite is getting lazy with his hair
>68 left>Doesnt go for D14Is he ill?
>>152512855let him do his things ok?
A 55 year old man.
>>152512598that's funnyi like your hempel reports
>>152512867This is the face of a man who spends £2k on lights and inflatable fucking Nutcracker dolls to decorate his house and garden and then £15 on his kids' xmas gifts.
>>152512867Unironically gonna root for Noa-Lynn
>>152512881I root for Mad Cammy storming the stage.
It was 100% blood
>>152512881This, I'm trans rights for the next 90 minutes.
>clown vs. freakI'm sure this must be some sort of a rivalry in the carnie world
>>152512896Cammy bleeding more on stage than the tranny ever could.
>>152512896His throwing hand as well, clearly 100% rage 0% thought. No surprise the PDC have pulled the clip from social media
>>152512907Makes sense since darts is the carniest real sport out there if we don't count /pw/
>it's christmas time>grab some ally pally tickets for me and my mates>get plenty of cokie from the dealer>rock up in my best costume, this year me and the lads are going as nurses>boo those disgusting sc*ts>boo those weird ladyboys>boo littler's opponent>go home and repeat again the next daysoul
oh no the tranny is next
>>152512896Cammy lad you could have at least used your non-throwing hand you daft fucker
How will the Mongpit receieve Noa-Lynn?
>>152512965should have rSeasidemark up there instead of this weapon. Could've done it for rMarie
>>152512979That'd involve them paying attention to what's going on onstage
>>152512979Receive her massive rod up their arses
>96 v 95 in the averages>still dull as fuck
>>152512979its clearly got big enough balls for the womens series im sure its balls will hold up here
>>152513016No wonder World Seniors died when players like Cameron were stinking up the joint all the time
>>152512979Sky will mute them again.
>busting 8 like thatThank fuck that's over
Right, time for the grotesque subhuman who mutilates their body in defiance of god vs Noa-Lynn.
Must be a national holiday in Germany today, Max Hopp and Germany's number 1 playing on the same day
they should've let huw on for van leuven
>go on PDPA website to see if they've said anything about Cammy yet>click "Your Wellbeing" page: https://pdpa.co.uk/your-wellbeing/>notice who's the background image
Man Leuven has won the bull
I dig the Euphoria walk-on
cute girl!
>the boos already lmao
>>152513098kek
sexy dutch ladies
>Sport 1 will have a female commentator for the next couple games
this matchup has got to be so embarrassing to watch for old veterans that have retired
>>152513100More like dysphoria am I right haha
Jesus that must be humiliating
what a fucking hottie
FEED THE STANDSLET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
SEND IN THE CLOWNS
>>152513111'ate wom*n me lad, no place in darts unless they're behind the bar. exception for rBeau though de lids
FEED THE SCOUSERS
>>152513115KEK
>old man needs help undressing from a tranny
>>152513126what the fuck dose "de lids" mean
Finally a fit darts player
I WOULD
Imagine being a manlet larping as a Scotsman, dying your hair green and larping as the Grinch and still being the second most embarrassing thing on stage.
>>152513129shes trans?
>29dose she do onlyfans?
>6/1 underdog against snakeshites corpse
>>152513139>>152513140Fair play.
>>152513137de lids x
GWAAAAAAAAAN THE CLOWN
what goes into someone's mind to think you'll 'transition' into becoming a woman, when you're built like Virgil van Dijk?
>>152512217>womanthere i was believing you
If you took away the coloured beard and hair, Snakeshite looks like he's 80
Noa Lynn is lush and I mean LUSH
>>152513137It’s just one guy being a spastic
What a clown show on stage
>>152513158Have you met any Dutch birds? They're all built like that
>>152513158van dijk kinda fine ngl
>what would have to happen for peter wright to not be considered a legend anymore?>well, he'd have to beat up a table>the table did win thoughi love the casual disdain towards menzies on our commentary
>>152513166does she have a Lush in her pussy right now?
she is an incredible dartist
All the big jeans gilet birds there to watch the freak kek
I'd get pally with her alley if you catch my drift
>>152513158truth is many get the idea at 16, being able to somwhat pass.when more masculine traits develop its too late to switch back
she's probably bigger than you
FUCKING LMAO>off board>Bust a 60
More like Peter Wrong
her?
>women
>>152513215Now we can truly call man Leuven a woman's darts player
Funniest darts of the tournament
her dad must be so proud of her being a pro darts player
>>152513217
hope she beats him up afterwards
Transistors...
Starmer btfo
What was that chant?
>>152513231>2018 world matchplayim crying
calm down whatever the commentator is
Today at the World Darts Championship we have a man dressed up as the grinch vs a man dressed up as a woman!
>>152513246no offense but would have more impact if it wasnt an italian crying
>>152513255agree
>>152513252Today on stage we have a man dressed as a something grotesque and monstrous, along with Peter Wright.
108 CHECKOUT FOR MAN LEUVENIT'S OVER FOR WOMEN
Without the hair and lipstick itd look like Mark Labette
>tranny tranny tablesWtf sky mute them NOW
is our girl /deta/ playing this year?
Good skincare routine I'll give them that
wonder how big it is haha
would be funny if van leuven won and advanced faranything that pushes towards the necessary revolution
I step away from darts and there is a troon.I'd rather have two coloured play
Are his tits real (implants) or is it a stuffed bra?
>>152513359If it can't even beat this version of Clownman it won't get close
>>152513357
Table looks wonky, what happened?
>400 posts on a MondayWhat le fug>>152511522Alri, here we are. Just busy again with real life and work these past few days. Good to see youse.
>>152513375Scottish wife treatment after a night of buckfast with the lads
>>152513375Menzies mania ran wild brother
>>152513383de lids been worried sick
>>152513386Now that is a woman even even if she is a bit heeb
>>152513397Bambinobecky. Some slop youtuber
>>152512805>>152512820>>152513396Based /180/frens
>I only got out of bed when I was hungry. At a certain point I was convinced that all people were scary and shitty. I’m a human being with feelings, not an objectHope you’re all proud of yourselves, making this ugly tranny feel like shit
>Comments not allowedI wonder why that could be?
you now remember leighton bennett
Man, women suck at darts
>no strong Cameron MenziesDarts will suffer for this
>>152513171don't say that about rSeasidemark de lid x
Noa with a few 180s here to boost the prostate cancer funds, he'll be glad of that in 20 years
>>152513402Hello Austriabro.
Mongzies has released a statement.>“First of all, I would like to apologise for what happened. I am sorry that I reacted in the manner that I did.>“It’s not an excuse, but I have had a lot of things on my mind recently and I suppose it all just became too much at the end.>“It has not been an easy time for me with my uncle Gary passing away recently. I saw him four days before he died and he gave a look which told he much he thought of me. He treated me like a son.>“Had I won the game against Charlie, my second match would have been on the day of Gary’s funeral and that has not been lost on me in recent days.>“Let me say again, that’s no excuse for what I did on the stage. It was the wrong thing to do and I don’t want it to take anything away from Charlie. He played well and deserved his win.>“This is not how I would like people to view me. Yes I can get emotional at times, but not like that and that wasn’t right.”People fell for this shite last year, they won't this year.
>>152513433>sorry for being a retard my, uh *checks notes* uncle died recently
>man Leuven's doubling
>>152513433If you and your dying uncle were that close you'd have seen him more recently than four days before he carked.
>>152513433>uncle Garyvaxx status?
The absolute state of women
>Mensur actually wonThis truly is a disturbing universe>>152513431Hello based Germanbro>>152513433What the fuck happened?
WORKFAGSTHIS IS WHAT YOU MISSEDBECOME NEETs NOW!>>152512681
>>152513433Cammy should leave darts behind and go back to being a plumber. Would make less money but darts very obviously isn’t good for his head
>>152513460>What the fuck happened?menzies lost and then literally hit his table with 3 uppercuts, absolute chimpout
>>152513433>with my uncle Gary passing away recentlyDude, seriously... I get it that it is sad, but what's next? My PC broke down, I couldn't focus?
>>152513460>What the fuck happened?a scottish man couldn't handle his anger, barely news worthy.
>>152513433>ME UNCLE DIED!!Bro.That doesn't excuse you being a tard and hurting yourself to the point of bleeding.
>>152513460This happened>>152512681
>>152513460>>152512574
>>152513408>I only got out of bed when I was hungryMe every morning
thankfully that was quick
AIEEEEE TRANNY BROS, WE GOT CLOWNED ON
Peter "Troon Destroyer" Wright
>>152513460>What the fuck happened?Brenny hit a big fish for the set. Oh, and also some wacky Scottish guy was on.
>>152512681>mrw i hear someone gets paid under the table (everyone has to pay taxes)
>not even half of 41% double quote
wright is a transphobe chud
>>152513473>>152513479>>152513487>>152513494Absolute STATE>>152513511...heh :^)
Bizarre performance from Clown Man. Only good part was the doubles, the rest complete shite.
Holy tranny euro job
THERE'S ONLY ONE CLOWN IN THIS CIRCUS
damn, he's losing his mind
>play a sport where men and woman have equal footing>cut your dick off>loseWhat did he mean by this?
>>152513433How many more family members are left for him to roll this excuse out for?
>>152513531if he didn't, he would never have qualified. he only got one of the women's spots after all.
>>152513433>Harry Potter tattooGuy never stood a chance
>>152513531>sport where men and woman have equal footing>women have to still have their own competitions because they fucking suck at everythinghmm
>>152512681>mrw Fallon calls herself Queen of the Palace again
>>152513433>I found the wasp nest under the table
>>152513554Ah so the horrible makeup job is to tell people he sucks at darts?
>>152512162>darts_man_2026_real_1.jpg>>152512144I now remember Max Hopp
>snakey averaging 83oh he's finished
>>152513646he's getting obliterated by our jobber in round 2
>uhh...me uncle died
uh scotland bros? why is our guy living in england?
>>152513383HES ALIVE
We even had missing posters printed for you in previous threads austriabro
That guy needs a psychiatrist, and fast. :(
I put money on Clayton to go all the way
>>152513433Based reflecter. It fun be tough losing a loved one, and must be twice as tough having to deal with a barbaric anglo crowd while trying to focus on making the ones you love proud from above.Stay strong.
>>152513433His uncle Gary... whatever happened there
@rickygervais That’s what I’m here to try for
>>152513856Show us the practice room Barney lad
>>152513868noa-lynn looking good
>>152513728
that menzies melty was kino
>Cameron Menzies taken to hospital after being left covered in blood following angry outburst at World Darts Championship
>>152513111is it the ethot who did 180 streams (forgot the name)
>>152513922You joke, but is that xher taking the photo in the mirror?
Dear fellow darts friends,I want to talk about the Menzies incident. Today we saw Cameron Menzies visibly fall apart after his loss to Charlie Manby. Menzies was trailing 2–1, missed chances to get back into the match, and then had to throw for the finish while the crowd loudly booed him. After a miss and another burst of cheering for Manby, he threw a frustrated no-look dart that didn’t count. You could see the moment he broke. Moments later Manby hits double 1 to win, and Cameron completely collapses. He hits the table out of pure helplessness, clearly trying to hold himself together on a stage watched by millions.First of all, full credit to Charlie Manby, who looked strong in his World Championship debut. And yes, Cameron’s behavior isn’t something you want on TV. But what bothers me is the amount of hate he’s getting right now. What we saw wasn’t a man “disrespecting the sport,” but someone overwhelmed by shame, frustration and pain. And that’s exactly the kind of vulnerability we tend to look away from. We say he shouldn’t be on a stage, that he needs help, but at the same time we’re showing why so many people hide their emotions in the first place. This is behavior we see in a lot of men every day, but it’s easier to turn away from it than to acknowledge it.Cameron didn’t just lose a match. He may have lost income and possibly his tour card, and he knows his emotions played a part in that. He’s a talented player who’s out of the Worlds early once again, this time under heavy booing and huge cheers for his opponent. Those are pressures most people would crumble under. What Cameron did is something any man can do when the setbacks pile up so high that acting out feels like the only release.
My point is simple. Manby fully deserved the win, but Menzies also deserves compassion. What he showed wasn’t weakness. It was a deeply human moment, the same kind of struggle many people deal with every day without anyone noticing. Don’t sweep these emotions under the rug. Create space where your child, partner or friend can be vulnerable too.Keep talking about shame. No one should have to carry it alone.
>>152514096wat de neuk is er mis met jou
>>152514102Gay
>>152514096>>152514102kanker even gauw een heel eind op
>>152514102>>152514096If you're an unstable cunt, don't go on tellyvised matches.Simple as.
>>152514096>>152514102100% zemmer
>>152514102indian chatgpt slop gimmick...dimes or not?
>>152514102no way it can be forgiven. imagine the table was a child or a woman. pure luck that he only punched the table.its jail time
always women sticking their ore in, get a life you old witch
>>152514426dunno what the old witch is on about tbqhwy lads, im bad on mentyelf but don't see me whacking inanimate objects
Kwab
>>152514426Seriously if you have mental problems you don't belong on a center stage in front of a huge not that friendly crowd to play a Dart match that is world wide televised.
>>152514426>feeling angryoh no no no
>menz mental elf
not really in the spirit of footballdartsmas what menzies did
>>152514521People celebrate footballdartsmas in their own way, we shouldn't force tradition on them
>>152514521Being drunk and smacking the shit out of something because you’re in a mood is part of Scottish footballdartsmas heritage
>>152514540>>152514562my apologies to the (very violent) scots
>those earringshmm
atleast he went out with a bang
>the entity known as martin lukeman up soon>'max hopp' as wellhmmm
Can’t be doing with this 128 man format, I’m already bored of it.
they should just let the athletes drink beer while throwing so they wouldnt be so moody
>>152514688prelims innittourney doesn't really start until after chrimbo
i genuinely thought hopp retired years ago
>part#viesdik>wardleviesdun>whasherfaceneeds a career-ending pregnancy
baetens winning rLakeside it's not that long ago wardle you demented cunt
amx is here?no it's just some german
if he doesnt perform he will be back as an expert next year.hope he wins
What the fuck is that on his chin?
Buuuuuhhhh
>Hopp is playingWhat year is it?!
>hopp is 29what the fuck
what ís martin lukeman really?
>>152514688Best bit as long as we get some major upsets
budget MVG
Someone needs to tell Flukeman that wearing green and being bald doesn't make you play like MVG
max hopp is always a slightly tragic figure
>>152514801name one darts player that isnt
>>152514815jim williams is always sympathetic, not tragic
>>152514096>>152514102Was this on reddit or something, lass I'm texting just told me about it in a disapproving way
>>152514793He probably passes himself off as him to get £50 to play at local pubs
>>152514827yes r/darts
>>152514801Is fully tragic counted as a subset of slightly tragic?
>>152514824never heard that name but good for him
>>152514781Lmao i thought he was at least 10 years older
The wasp is back for blood.
The Two LukesLuke Woodhouse and Martin Lukeman
>one of the straightest throwers in world dartsAfter Steve Beaton obviously
>>152514840properly yes>>152514844kyle anderson (rip) was always sympathetic too
who's this guy and where's the real max hopp?
Max Jobb is no more
>>152514836ew, guy was probably wanking himself off posting something like that.
>Ian White winning on telly>Steve Lennon fistpumping>Max Jobb wins the first setTruly a bizarre world we live in.
>>152514880>>152514883Watch him lose 3-1 now
>>152514883While he was away, he turned into Max Topp, to fulfil his destiny as the best german player ever.
Are people really crying over that John Lewis advert
im not gonna watch the last game. simon whitlock is an insult to my eyes and i dont want this piece of shit in my living room.
>>152514911>reads the post>sees the flagMakes sense
>>152514911now you can celebrate footballdartsmas in any way you like but this is unacceptable blasphemy
I'm not feeling Skysportsmassy at all yet lads
>>152514815SEX MAN
Wayne Mardle scrubs up well.
>>152514905Honestly thought it was about gay lovers at first
i remember the john lewis moon ad (at least, that it involved a man on the moon) and looking it up it was 10 years agohuh
Fair play to not-MVG for taking out that 130
>>152514925but i puke when i see himi have a picture of him to show my daughter how she will look if she doesnt comb her hair
>>152514936My sister reckons he's got a new bird
Big Finish?
>>152514688I said it yesterday but it is literally a glorified regular Players Championship event at this point. It cannot expand any further.
>>152514967was his dead wife holding him back then all this timedid she cause 2008
>>152514879Dying during a heart attack at 35 years old is pretty tragic
It's över
>>152514707Well well well how the turntables.Prelim poster called it.
were so bäck
>>152514969
>>152515007i was agreeing with brit prelim poster before you were born
Is paddy powers wholesome meme style helping their image, compared to other betting companies?
>>152514995I thought it was kidney failure
>>152515017Based
I hope everyones seen the prank interviewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMcK-21qkiM
>>152514992did he pull a patton oswalt?
>>152514985Lol, seething Brits seething that they can't dominate the sport forever now.Why are you so afraid of competition, and keep trying to jew things with byes and automatic entries?
>>152515042viaplay showed a bit this afternooni missed it
it's my last day of toil tomorrow lads until the 5th Jan
Lukeman kinda looks like mangs if anyone here's into FE
>>152515056based Betriebsferien chad
Hopp dominance could bore fans
Cute girls in the audience
>>152514929Something about this pic screams 2010
>>152515042damn, nerdy webster got hot
the hoppening begins
choke
>Max JOBB
>Jobb>Flukeman
trying to out choke each other
>Flukemanw e w
>>152515063is there a driver called mangs in formular e? there is one called dan ticktumhe could have a response like menzies had to anything really>>152515056don't get too fat!
>Max Plopp>Luke man
flukeman
APOLOGIZE
BOOOOM
>>152515097>>152515101Welcome to the Lakeside, lads.
Hopping mad
kek, how bad are anglos at this game?
ally pally prelim magic!
>>152515044wut
>>152514426she clearly got DOLPHINED
>>152515130We have a new gimmick poster. Always tiresome.
Jana sounds more manly than me ngl
>>152515111>>152515113>>152515114>celebrating earlyhave ye learnt nothing
>>152514929Sex Man is going back to Q School because he needs the money and the seniors tour closed down before he could cash in. A tragic figure in the end after a life of crushing fanny like it’s his job
>merry ???sportsmas in a black british accentno thanks
rubber darts
>>152515142Ally Pally always brings out the worst of /180/. In this case also me because I haven't bothered with the current state of "P"DC this year.
>>152515153Her low voice is kinda hot
>>152515185Feel like pure shit just want Duzza back on the oche.Also just want Duzza off comms because he’s unbearable.
>>152515155
*stands up*
Duzza on commentary makes me pray daily he has another stroke
>>152515185It's been a dire year, innit.>>152515162>Sex Man is going back to Q School because he needs the money and the seniors tour closed down before he could cash in.Das NOT it mane
several thousand hours in paint
>>152515237lel
>>152515212>that World Matchplay match against MVG at the peak of his powersFeels like shit, just want my Duzza back
More like Fartin Poopman
>Flukeman in charge of winning a set
>>152515197where is she commentating? sport1.de only has the two homos
>>152515282Sport1 on the floor replacing Katharina for a few days
>this man is a major tournament finalistAbsolute state of PDC arrers nowadays
>>152515293i dont like her
>we all want to see the version of martin lukeman that reaches a major final and thrills us on the euro tourno
>another set of thisthanks a lot, flopp
Classic Flopp
A most dangerous lead
FFS I want see the Wizard play before 2am, not this shite
It’s impressive how every time there’s a black or a brown in the crowd the camera manages to find them. Must have someone who’s job it is to spot the minorities
https://x.com/Oche180/status/2000631633595244568>Following the incident involving Cameron Menzies at the conclusion of his defeat to Charlie Manby in round one of the 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship.PDC Chief Executive Matt Porter: “I spoke with Cameron and his management before he left the venue, and he knows there is support available from the PDC and the PDPA. Any incident of this nature is reported to the Darts Regulation Authority for review, but our main priority is the player’s health and wellbeing.”What a complete load of shite.
grim darts tbhfam
oh yeah max hopp speaks dutchnico hülkenberg does too, and he got a podium this year, so..
>>152515162Seriously? That's awful.
>>152515162I could throw him a few quid if he could...acquaint me with some women.
>>152515237kek, remember this bossfight.
>>152515389ik ook
>>152515377also the comments to this...he was fine up until the final 3 legs the silly cunt
>losing to Max fucking JobbIt's so over for discount MvG.
>>152515423jij niet
MAX HOPP FUCKING WON
HOPP THERE IT IS
>>152515435>Mickey Mansell v Martin Lukeman>Grand Slam of Darts semifinal
>>152515425Fact is he had a breakdown last year when he lost to Gates. For it to happen again a year later is exceptionally poor from all involved and shows no actual concern to fix the problems.>>152515435>MVG turns to rubbish>notMVG also turns to rubbishpottery
based
>he’s ended the year on a performance that wasn’t a disaster>85 average, 31% checkoutsWhy does Wayne love Lukeman so much? Was sucking him off all game
What are we doing interviewing all the jobbers on the stage nowadays? It used to be reserved for really big upsets, superstars etc.
what's the lowest average to ever win a game at the wc?
does martin lukeman have an ex-wife who acted like a filthy fucken whore
>>152511468bit late to the party, has any big fish been knocked out yet?
>>152515484From 2009
>>152515498Pre-Barney era Phil's Dart Club was a shambles
>>1525154951 today 3 in the wc
>>152515042>when you pull it out
>>152515498>>152515511This can't be true, I'm hearing darts is worse than ever
dirk bros...
>>152515551?
Just want all the English knocked out so Sky Sports start seething.The bias is fucking insufferable.
>>152515498>though he still wonSterling work from the AI once again.
To commemorate the historic event of Max Jobb winning a game on telly.
DVD TIME
>>152515377So you can act like a toddler if you cry mental elf now. The country is full of redditors
>>152515589hahaha
>>152515511wew q school tier
>>152515605BOOBIES
Andy Baetens, the 2023 Lakeside champion and once dominant force in the WDF, will be back to Q-School if he loses this game against Dork. A genuine shame he's flopped in the PDC, looked like he'd smash it.
>>152515570You'd still find a way to the victim
I don't think what Cammy did was that bad
Fuck, I just realized I confused Andy Beatens with Andy Boulton.
i hope ferret wins
This has thriller written all over it
Man they really love house music down there don't they
>>152515638True, it was fucking hilarious and pathetic kek
This event is hilarious. Kinda trashy but entertaining.
>>152515638I don't think it's bad in that anyone should be upset by it. It's bad in that it makes him look like a laughable retard.
Kek at the camera work for his entrance
these guys have the peak darts physique
Absolutely based entrances.
>>152515640>forgetting the insufferable Stoke-born Scottish jobber Andy "X-Factor" BoultonBeen around for decades and remains a cunt
>>152515691>peak darts physiquethats mvg and only mvgyou have to be as tall as poissible while also being so ugly that tere just isnt anything else to do at a pub
based mockery
Bunting, Ferret and Searle will shit themselves, and Divingboard will win this quarter, mark my words.>>152515694Haven't seen him on stage that often lately. 113 im Oom, seems to be fading away.
>>152515042okay that was great funalso based Gezzy
Lad who used to post in /180/ all the time about ten years ago but only comes here for the worlds now hereActually went to the darts for the first time this year, Premier League in RotterdamWas a shite night arrows wise but still so much fucking fun and had a belting bank holiday weekend in Amsterdam and Rotterdam with my matesThat's all
is Soots still around btw? or back to doing porn?
>>152515739don't believe you lad
>>152515750>now imagining Alan Soutar doing porn
>>152515739Did you stand up?
>>152515773
>>152515750Still around and doing well, sits comfortably in top 64, and will play Teemu Harju first game tomorrow.
>>152515801It's over for Menzies
>>152515811Sky Sports can't handle a bit of character. Sad.
>>152515801Holy kek, based Divingboard.
>>152515817>being mocked by a fellow professional>thinking it has anything to do with SkyCan guarantee loads of the other Tour Card holders will have seen that meltdown this afternoon and known he did that on purpose.
>>152515780I didI sang boring boring tables and everything
>>152515801What did he mean by that
>>152515849nothing, he always does that move
Don't tell me Big Dirk is afraid of the wasp
>>152515840>muh fellow professionalIt's a world championship, not a fucking social club.They should be hostile to each other.Sky Sports soap operas always try and forge a pally pally atmosphre so they can shoehorn in muh mental elf grifts.
https://x.com/the_forty_four/status/2000662912222781492?s=46&t=jZgr8k_N165QDO2YFyLCVQlol, the fucking maniac took a firework to the hand before punching the table
someone needs to throw a dart and pin the wasp to the bull
>>152515919>They should be hostile to each other.You've missed the point completely lad. That's exactly what I'm saying. For Dirk to mock him openly like that shows exactly what he thinks of him: a complete cunt.>>152515947I was wondering what he was doing with his hand before he hit the table. That wasn't mental health, that was a fucking sore loser.
>>152515964Wasn't there a video of someone (Bobby George?) doing this as part of some TV show? Feel like there was also some Nuts/Zoo model killing a fly with her tits as part of the same sequence.
>>152515870Gotcha
>>152515985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBfB-g47orcIt was Bobby George. And here's Lucy Vixen squashing the fly with her baps:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x14UxB0kACM
>>152515947fucking hell, i never expected the tranny to not end up being the most mentally ill player in that session
Andy Fartens
>>152515801BAHAHAHAHA
>>152515947absolute nutcasebased
>>152515947CINEMA
THAT DD19
>Menzies being mentally unstable>Hit T20 from 66 in the final instead of properly setting up>butcher 6 and lose the match>chimping out after the game>the fireworks, which we didn't see at first>his whiney excuse afterwards>his ex single mom GF Fallon is a chain smoker>they have broken up>Dirk dabbing on himIt's like every detail mentioned in the threads is part of a huge symphony of failure.
>>152516139>Dirk dabbing on himhe literally does that chainsaw move every time
>>152516139i suggest we make our own version of the anthony burch meme. because no matter how bad things get>at least i'm not cameron menzies
>>152516139>is confirmed to be a sexual deviantAdd that on the list
>>152516151Sounds like a case of plausible deniability for me.
how did the tranny play and how was this person received by the crowd
>>152516151Think it was a bit too obvious with him looking at the table.
some proper blokes playing proper darts LOVE IT
Had Andy Baetens played like this for the last two years, he would not be losing his Tour Card. Dimwit.
>>152516188Has it already been two years? I remember him being an absolute demon at Q-school.
>trying to finish 164 with opponent not on a finish>lose leg because you leave 30 and split it second dart>lose set0 IQ stuff from Aubergineman
What a bellend the fat cunt is
>DivingboardThere goes my semifinal dark horse...
dirk just getting punished every mistake
>>152516198Yes: https://www.dartsrankings.com/breakdown?oom=big&p=516&premier=0&zer=0&sort=moneyI make that 38 out of 64 Players Championships where he lost first game and thus received no money.
>>152516233IM DIET PROOF WITH BIG MAN BOOBY IM A PRICK IM A PRICKEVERY BUFFETI TAKE MY AIMCHOW MEINCHOW MEINIM DIET PROOFWITH BIG MAN BOOBSIM A BIIIIGGG FAAAAT CUNT
>>152516233>>152516264strange gimmick desu mate
Another Ally Pally Classic incoming
Dork'd
>>152516245Is there any articles or interviews about life at the arse-end of the OoM? Thinking about someone like Michele Turetta, who has been on the tour two years since winning his card, winning £21k and playing on TV (outside the World Cup) just once (a first-round Open elimination). How does he survive?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX THE MAX
Dirk waking the fuck up
Only for the break, though, not for the set. He's good, but he's no Brenny D.
Merry Christmas, lads
>>152515605guaranteed she's a coalburner
>>152516175Who is the tranny? How the fuck did they survive in the bars playing darts?
>that leg
andy baetens wasn't this fat at rLakeside 2 years ago
DAT 142
>Dork hitting everything>Baetens taking out 142Good set, this.
WHAT A FUCKING LEG
BASED 142
>>152516468I guarantee even if she is, you still think about black men’s penises more than she does you bent fucker
>>152516175She got bodied by clown man who played like shit
>>152516468
DAT 102 FOR THE MATCH!Full rape mode from Dirk in last set, great game.
When you see Dork play like that, it's hard to believe he jobbed out to Big Boris and Razma two years running.
>Belgium
>de kleet nextgodverdomme
Dirk's based.Hope we get a new champ, other than generic sojboj anglo.
>start off hyped up and playing well>calm down and play worse>seethe about how shit he’s playing and start playing great to win That’s a proper Dirk game right there
Fuck sake clogger still clogging
Sawford nicks content from /180/ and plebbitwrongun cunt
>>152516572Against one of the true WOAT nicknames in Adam "Baby Boy" Lipscombe, who is incredibly a single month older than Dirk.
Cracking last set there
lush x
>you fat bastard
rather listen to paint dry than this guy tbqhwy ladswho would you rather see?
>ten years of using grime and drill for promo packages>still no black guys in the crowdLet it go Sky.
>>152516683Mark Webster has the incredible ability to sound like he's talking off a script at all times.
>>152516683looks like some sort of white wannabe rapper
good second monitor thing this desu
>>152516705sailings shit i've heard ladenjoying RS3, thanks for propping up my game with your membership <3
>>152516705What game is this
>>152516705Based, are you me?Its a winter tradition, watching the darts and afking OSRS
>>152516605Jonny is old enough to be his dad ffs.
>33Blimey
Man, I hope Ferret cleans up his part of the draw, but I have a bad feeling about this. Smudger is gone, and for unknown reasons I have no faith in Chizzy. I don't need no Zonnevelds or Blubbers in the QF. Maybe Dirty Harry can jump in if things go south.
>>152516691Kek
>>152516775>blubber v zonneveld
Did they acknowledge the menzies incident this evening session?
>>152516691can't use their speed in darts so they aren't interested de lid, same as snooker. won't find a coon in the crowd or playing.Proper white mans game, love it BOSH
>>152516915yeah Mardle talked about it like someone died.
>>152516775Could see see the hairy Swede taking this
Consider your tournament CLOGGED
>>152516918A pacey mbungu arrow thrower would be based though.
>>152516915yes, he's been ordered by the PDC to complete mandatory anger management training and a title fight against usyk
/wolfie/ chads report in
>>152516915Literally opened the show with it and Mardle was very serious about it. I'd be shocked if he doesn't receive a suspension of some sort.
>>152517015to be fair I didn't clock on that they're already decent spear chuckers my lad.Wouldn't want ngubu stinking up the stage anyway my lad x
>>152516814>>152516946I just imagined a Blubber vs. Chizzy R4 match.
Gwan big baby
>Jobby Clayton
>>152517072>born in the kalahari>threw arrows before able to walk >watches these fat cunts on an old black and white tv one day>builds dartboard out of an old oil drum and twigs>learns to throw 180s consistently after 40km runs>makes it to world championships>runs out to African tribal drum beats>runs around on stage 1 shotting everything from random angles>crowd too scared to boo only black player
Why are all darts players fat? And why is lips sweating? Its bot like he is doing something physically hard
>>152517136>crowd too scared to boo only black playerunless they're playing steve cunting
>Almost 10 o'clock>Still early in third gameLads
>>152517136kekked at that one my lad x
>>152517072>>152517136kekThere actually is a lad from Kenya who qualified. David Munyua is his name, he plays Thursday afternoon against De Decker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cTn7Sm-ejs
>ferret
>clayton loses a set to ai generated fat darts player #81191
>>152517166I heard it can be really hot on stage because of all the lighting.
>>152517203NGVBV RISES
>>152517203>against De Deckerbet the house on the spear chucker
>>152517039Yes sir
>>152517220Makes sense
>>152517216What kind of generic darts player would be generated for your country? For England it would be some fat bald lad who looks like 45 but is 27. For Netherlands it would be a young speedjobber named Henk van Hardstyle, and for Germany it would be some socially awkward overhyped jobber I suppose.
https://youtu.be/3sujewKrhDobully bullybully bullywhat a player x
>>152517295America can have Willard Bruguier who won the North American Championship in 2017 and looks 100% pure muttFailing that, Baggish
lipscombe is absolute shite on doubles
wizard waiting room
THAT 145 TO BREAKGOJONNYGO
>>152517423was just gonna say: wizard in the graveyard shift on monday night doesn't make sense
>>152517447AND THEN A 135 TO HOLD!
LETS GO ENGLAND!
>>152517295i only think of the king when thinking of german darters
Thank fuck Baby Boy is out.
>dirk trying really hard to conduct his interview in german but not managing and having to switch to englishpretty funny
games going on too long crowd be singing PLEASE TAKE ME HOME soon
>>152517582I would be shocked if Whitlock gets close. His ANZ Premier League average was 85. Scutt averaged 93 on the Pro Tour this year.
>australian_national_anthem.mp3
Australia-national-anthem.mp3
I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
MON SIMON
>DON'T TAKE ME HOME>PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME HOME>I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK>I WANT TO STAY HERE>SNIFF ALL THE GEAR>PLEASE DON'T PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME HOME
Hope Shitlock beats the smug fucker.
Will there be a race for Aussie players to claim the anthem once Whitlock officially packs it in?
>>152517629Do you speak my language?
>>152517646Watch Dweeb adopt it and walk on with a fake Whitlock beard.
>>152517642Holy fuck, what a generic anglo sojboj. Bet he lives in a 3 bed newbuild, has a makeup plastered wife, likes drinking moderately on a Friday in a chainpub, and loves a bit of FIFA.
based wizard vs generic englishman #391
Everything about Scutt is annoying.>his appearance>his nickname>his throw>his darts and those tri-flights
>>152517698>The SniperDon't you think it's fucking cool though? Gives off hints of being a military tactical genius, while also having perfect precision. The font is proper futuristic, too, giving a modern touch to a stagnant game.
>actually trying 25-Bull-Tops on 115Whitlock doesn't realise he's finished, does he.
Shitlock rattled
that poor board already looks so violated
>>152517678you mean he is a deano?
>>152517733should be nicknamed'the nonce''nuff said.
>>152517737Perhaps he'll work it out next time he is sober, some time in 2028.
lmao, I never knew this about the Palace.>Alexandra Palace was a concentration camp for male enemy aliens of military age. In the first months of the war more than 50,000 German, Austro-Hungarian and Turkish nationals resident in Britain were arrested and by the time of the Armistice in November 1918, after selective repatriations and releases, there were still 24,500 men in internment.>Alexandra Palace, north London’s famous festival and entertainment complex in which up to 3,000 internees slept in rows of plank beds in the Great Hall and two other large halls, was reportedly considered as the best non-paying camp in England>There were of course armed military guards, but by the end of 1917 they had been reduced in number and patrolled only outside the barbed wire perimeter. Each internee had a pillow and three blankets and could have a fourth blanket if he asked: in fact there was more of a problem with the huge sleeping rooms being too warm, owing to lack of ventilation, rather than too cold.>The German camp leader told U.S. Embassy officials in November 1916 that he and his fellow interned were satisfied with the treatment, food and accommodation, and he knew of no complaint in connection with them. This was not the view of an internee repatriated some months earlier, who told the authorities in Germany that for ‘civilized men the toilet arrangements were outrageous’, the washing facilities ‘unappetizing’ and the frozen imported meat they were provided with uneatable
merry (sky)sportsmas!
has whitlock been drinking?
>>152517847not enough>T1>T1>T20he's been drinking anderson family diesel
its over lads
absolutely g r i m
>>152517891looks like a bloke you play against in a pub darts team who is deceptively good
>state of this game>>152517891>state of that image
camera work as bad as lakeside that last leg
sorry lads just in the green room. will come out after this break much better
>>152517930thanks my lad, can you bang in a 180 first go this time please my lad x
>82 average after 2 setsHe truly is done.
At £25 a slab of beer, Whitlock will earn 600 slabs when he gets btfo after the break.That's nearly 50 beers a day for the new year! Not bad for an hour's work!
>dat 167gotta luv this old drunkie
BIG FINISH
>>152518017what a cunt, he absolutely ruined that lads moment because he is a mentyelf sore loser ffsneeds to be banned, for the good of the sport.
SUDDENLY A 167
>>152518051ok deano
>>152517930BOSHYou weren't wrong de lid x
>>152518044Must've started panicking about his next year's boozing.
18080
CAM ON SHITLOCK, SCORE SAM FACKING TREBLES!
>>152518072this is true passion
>>152518105DRUK
>that tops "attempt" from ShitlockThank god Scutt bottled it.
COME ON TOPSfuck.NO NOT THESE TOPShahaha 10 cunthahahaah misse dthe 5
cmon wizard
I didn't hear no bell
>missing 4 match darts and dropping a set on your own throw to finished Simon WhitlockAnd Mardle said watch out for him after he lost valiantly to Shittler at the Slam. Fucking hell.
bam bam bamsnipe this, faggot
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to
CAM ON WHITLOCK
LOLOLOL this '''man''' is so shit at dubz
whitlocks absolutely loving it lads
whitlock is so inconsistent between turns bloody hell
tfw no max
>5th setLET'S FUCKING GO!
>DECIDING SET
Doing us proud Wiz!!!!
Fuck me, the Wizard is Magic.
HELL YES WHITLOCK BROS
darting drama
damn, after 4 sets of Whitlock the board looks like it had spend a night in Philth's caravan
>bust 81HAHAHAHAHA
>BUSTAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>break>start own throw with 41Classic...
>nearly midnight>just back for last set of last matchcomfy
>lose own throw while standing on a bogey numberGrim.
fuck off scutt nobody likes you
fucks sake
DAT 127 FROM SCATT
please whitlock, fuck
>shitlock
Farewell Simon, thanks for the memories.
:( Wiz bros
RIP Shit Man, you tried, hope you'll be back.
grim, hope scutt gets humiliated in his next match
:( i don't feel so good
>>152518338That was the match winner, incredible from Scutt to then hit a 127 and then go 7 into a 9 on Whitlock's throw.
ah fuck
can someone post the pic of Whitlock texting his wife a photo of him with a prostitute
Corrr, no English tomorrow evening.
>>152518422
>152518425this is sad lad, cut it out
>>152518422>>152518429How based can one man be.
>>152518437>English boo everybody else all night>Seethe when somebody hits backLol, fucking insane.I'm not even Israeli, if that's what's bothering you, just here on business.
>>152518475You think people in the thread are posting from crowd?
>just here on business.your business does free VPNs? nice
>>152518521Of course they do, but posting here with it wouldn't be the wisest.Besides, it's lots of fun having an Israeli flag.
And so that was Day 5. There is of course only one place to start, and that is with the CM derby as Cameron Menzies wrote himself into World Championship folklore for entirely the wrong reasons by crashing out in more ways than one against Charlie Manby. The pair produced a thrilling encounter which saw all but one leg played in the first four sets as both players scored well but struggled to finish. The deciding set saw Cammy hold in the opening leg then miss D18 for a remarkable 156 finish to lead 2-0 as Champagne levelled the set with a vital last dart D4. Manby then broke the Scotsman's throw with a sensational Shanghai 120 before the match broke the Scotsman's mind. A brainless T20 with 66 left meant Menzies was on 6, with him punching his darts case and offering to throw his water bottle into the crowd. The Huddersfield youngster couldn't finish 68 which meant Cammy came back, missed 2 at D3 and then had the last dart struck off for stepping onto the oche. Three more missed match darts from Manby gave the Scot an opportunity at salvation which he wasted, and a last dart D1 for the Englishman was the catalyst for a remarkable reaction where Cammy forced a pyrotechnic firework back into its machine and then assaulted his drinks table with three uppercuts, turning his throwing hand into a pool of blood. To blame that reaction on your uncle dying is just pathetic.Elsewhere today, Dirk van Duijvenbode and Andy Baetens produced arguably the match of the tournament so far with a comeback 3-2 win for the Titan, Simon Whitlock almost won from 0-2 down against Connor Scutt, Max Hopp won his first Worlds match in half a decade against a very poor Martin Lukeman, all of Brendan Dolan, Mensur Suljovic and Jonny Clayton won in 4 sets, and Peter Wright emerged victorious in the terrible quality Clown Derby with a straight sets win over Noa-Lynn van Leuven.Tomorrow includes the likes of Gerwyn Price, Danny Noppert, Chris Dobey and many other jobbers.
I went to primary school with Connor Scutt, randomly saw his name trending on Twitter and googled him to find out he's now a famous darts player? What the actual fuck lmao. I know absolute zero about darts
>>152515492i think lukeman has more than one ex-wife>>152518105i have seen this man in drinking action when he showed up to the challenge tour, a TRUE darter>>152518429based
>>152518662TYBOP
>>152518662TYBOP!
when the fack is MVG playing
>>152518662tybop
>>152518683was he a smug little prick in school?
>>152520054He was a bro, he used to come over my house practically every other week or month and we'd play Mario Party and Smash Bros on Gamecube. Then we went to different secondary schools so I only saw him like 4 or 5 times after that.
