V.V. editiontuesday (16/12)>COL1 (UTC-5)21:30/19:30 | Deportes Tolima x Junior BarranquillaUTC-3/[localtime]previous: >>152486492
which one is worse?>14 years without a relevant title>3 cdb finals and no wins in 7 years
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>>152512663switch galo and cruzeiro and you pretty much nailed it
>>152512663Switch "bad guys" with "good guys" and you pretty much nailed it
safada
I prefer Corinthians to winVascaídos deserve to suffer
>>152512526>>152512258sorry, OP>>152512411everything is possible when junior is on the menu
Crefisa é condenada após cobrar juros de 1.082% ao ano de idosa.O Tribunal de Justiça do Paraná (TJPR) condenou a Crefisa SA, presidida por Leila Pereira, do Palmeiras, por impor juros superiores a 1.000% ao ano ao conceder empréstimos a uma mulher de 74 anos.
O Galo recebeu uma proposta oficial, um pouco abaixo dos 8 milhões de euros pagos ao Botafogo, pelo atacante Júnior Santos, mas optou por recusá-la.O Alvinegro entende que, com uma pré-temporada completa, o atleta pode ser útil ao elenco e render mais ao longo da temporada.Além disso, o jogador abdicou de alguns dias de férias para realizar trabalho de fortalecimento e reforço muscular, com o objetivo de retornar na melhor condição física possível.
>>152512939
Stinky thread so far.
I farted out some beans
I warned you about those instructions in junglebabble bro
>>152512520Kindly requesting perro photos for the next OP
>>152512663Take bahia out of good guys and i wont offemd every french flag for the next year
congratulations são paulo for sulamericana classification you may now stop posting in libertadores general
>>152513195Tudo azul, todo mundo nuNo Brasil, sol de norte a sulTudo bem, tudo zen, meu bemTudo sem força e direçãoAlsoApagaram tudoPintaram tudo de cinz- er azulA palavra no muroFicou coberta de tinta
Baie Est Le MondeDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
>>152513256falando em francês só porque o maluco botou seu time no good guys pqp é muito chupa rola kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>152513256>>152513267kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
They're trying to scam o pai
>>152513228can you congratulate me for making this BS datamodel have some value because of my intelligence ? Also can you mufate tolima with your macumba superpowers ?
cala bouca e fica prunto
>>152513267
>>152513334best I can do is offer you some cerveza samba
argies are actually the worst posters here at least our schizos come up with new vibrant rants from time to time but argies just repeat the same catch phrase hoping the paranaense will come and reply to it
>>152513385this pic just gave me kidney stones
>>152513385That will do, thank you anao
>>152513392they don't repeat stuff dude, that's their only stock and store. That's why xiqing Taipei can do whatever he wants. Btw did you know that riBer won the messi cup with a regen of julian alvarez
it's just beans
kek least obvious casares corruptionit was so obvious he was scamming the club but chupaulinos were still blinded by that fluke copa do brasil (*) against injury ridden mengudo
>>152513600ainda bem que alguem vazou essa conversa
>vasco losing ANOTHER title to corinthiansgod i hate this team so much
>>152513392stfu macaco
Eu gosto de Julis Evola, São Paulo, Guenón, Fascismo italiano, Giovanni Gentile, autores de extrema esquerda do leste europeuQuão dificil é eu arrumar uma menina para casar?
>>152513751I like those things too. I'm a 42 year old virgin. it's over.
>>152513267LMAO
>>152513334First you have to openly declare yourself as a junior supporter
>>152513765>42>posting on /sp/
>menez>impedido>bate de trivela
>>152513688fui eu
>>152513795you would be surprised to learn the average age at /copalib/
C'est fini.
>>152512542second option, kind of like who had the worse life in naruto, naruto or sasuke
>10 minutes since the last post>one hour since the last non brazilian postWhen did /copalib/ anons get a job?
having a job never stopped me from posting here on a workday afternoon
we were just waiting for you to say something
We have been listening to offspring a lot (the band, not actual offspring)
i'm new to footballwhy does everyone mock fluminense with the letter C?
>>152513721Hes right and you are a blueflag cocksucker
>>152514045C
I’m the best poster and worst poster at the same time
Me trying not to post about politics because i have just read an interesting headline
>Hes right and you are a blueflag cocksucker
Not enough discussion about Junior
ok that's enough discussion about junior
sentiu
>>152514113fixed.
>>152514112rightoids are pretending they don't care about politics nowdaddy Trump did them dirty
for me it's River Platchi
>gooning on a Monday afternoonbro is cooked
I'm sorry we don't have a designated gooning day like brazilians
The only politics posting that should be allowed in this general is the one that makes fun of my opponents
>>152514272This. Like the mayor creating a holiday to watch Flamengo being humiliated in the international stage
>>152514113I was going to criticize you for using a foreign species of monkey but I am not actually sure if this is foreign or native.
>>152514203(Timid and not that loud kek)
>>152514376I think that is a tibetan macaque, new world apes generally do not look like that
AKA you can make fun of the blueflag cockmuncher
test
>>152514113You are such a viralata that you dont even bother to use a native species of monkeyWe have 450 different species and you still need to look outside to call us monkeys. You are terrified of looking inside and admitting you are brazilian. You are ashamed.
*cracks open a window* *sprays some perfume de ambiente*
>Vasco memes it's way to Copa do Brasil win>Vasco goes to Copalib>Vasco memes it's way to winning it by sheer luck on penals>Goes to big mundial>Vasco memes it's way to final because other teams can't comprehend #Dinizmo>Loses to Real Madrid again
>>152513392sorry for being mentally sane non-schizos
>>152514558Yeah real madrid looks like a winning team this year
>Guerilla Strike in the whole territory >Burnt tolls, trucks with good, cars and buses>Petro thinks is a good idea to focus on Chile and their new presidentYOU FUCKERS VOTED FOR THIS BUM
yea green flags are always chimping out for some reason, you don't see this ape-like behaviour from i.e culombia or venecos
>nobody posts>Why isnt anybody posting!!!!???>people post>stop posting!!!!
>>152514272>my political opponents>said the peasantTo be fair, Argentinian football discussions will have politics tied to them, always had but now it will be worse
>>152514603They are my opponents because they are evil, not because i have institutional power
>>152514580Colombia x chile is aleays a great match with lots of goals
bicha y peida
I'm really fed up with chikaner
>>152514998still fighting that fight eh??
>>152515027It is stronger than me.
>>152514774It is, but I’m think of our naggers choking to ecuador, perú and chile
>>152514998Who?
>>152515198Peru es clave
>>152515268
Good afternoon lads
>>152513385dios mio...
BOCABROOOS, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Congratulations brazil for the happiness
we are not happy
why are blueflags so bitter and cynical? you guys are the current world champions!
>>152516576they can't cope with the fact that a negro gave them a world cup
3 beans in a row
>>152516627>negroMessi? Di Maria?
1 fart
>>152516642>>152516799Look that's not how you do it. There was no fart. I tolerate the argentinian freak doing it because he's CONSISTENT
@152516849sorry I'm but a poor impersonation
Brazil has fallen. Green flags are confirmed VPNs from now on
Test
wasting beans out the ass like it's carnaval
and i need to root for Lateral Paulo Henrique at seleçãohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/L-Aa5KBTlyM
Let's talk about São Paulo FC
>>152517796I veto this conversation topic,
>>152517785is he doing well in roma? i'm not that self hating enough to watch serie a
Someone is chimping out in the room below me.
imagine how much resenha hed generate nowadayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnGsWDUSxAI
the closest uruguay has to recoba now is de la sus (when he isn't forced to defend)
chocou formiga
Updated ranking
>>152518173Where is muschuc runa
it's time bocabros
>>15251830183rdhttps://cdn.conmebol.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/Ranking-de-Clubes-CONMEBOL-2026-1.pdf
>>152517074Kek
Thoughts?
>>152518337Kinda boring
>>152518337Type of attire you'd see on a LiveLeak casualty
peanuts are good
>>152518337looks yellow (good)
>>152518448The bar is on hell
>>152518337looks like bootleg you get at feirinha do pó at belford roxo
Stop going to gore sites, the people that use those things are mentally ill (derogatory)>>152518480These are always better than the ojes that nike make so i will assume that you are praising it
>broken ass corinthians corinthians is winning two titles at year>meanwhile >we spent like 6 gorilons buying shitters and didn't even come close to winning a single one>Abel Lixeira got his contract renewed for two more years for it
teams are not supposed to win every yearstapia solved this and hopefully samir will too
>>152518517>broken ass corinthians corinthians is winning two titles at yeargot u covered senpai>>152518337>generic nike templatei fear for my vasco....
>>152518608we need a chiqui tapia in brazilthere's too much money and way too few happy fans
>>152518609vasco is the biggest corinthians whore in the history, it's pathetic how much you retards like to get buck broken by them.
>>152518337Me like it
>>152518656This. We need corrupt executives. We dont get many of those.
Alot of you guys were probably inspirations from those comically evil villains cartoons for children have
>>152518745This. We should just doxx ourselves.
>>152518732he's corrupt but he gets things done. he literally won the world for his beloved country.
Coworker grabbed my arm again
>>152518337Late 90s early 00s KINO and SOVL
>>152518787He wants to fuck you up the ass. Let him
As we all know chiqui tapia himself was responsible for scoring against france in the final
>>152518814The actual shirt from the 00s was a tad bit more ugly than that but it does look like 98 sorta kinda not really
o mengão vai ser campeão mundial
>>152518318this guy (rest in peace) just won ligmax
Do you have to be gay to support Vasco?
>>152518869Intercontinental =/= mundial
>>152518869You always say that
>>152518879Fifa already said it counts as a world title chud
>>152518879mundial do clubes, baka
who's /copalib/ KWAB of the year? Gabibunda?
>>152518880let me guess your next post: name 10 things you never say
>>152518892Racing Club de Avellaneda
>>152518895I never say that, but hypothetically speaking if you had to name the top 10 things you never say
>>152518892>bed and kicked demicheles for gallardo>sapoleon lost everything>out of copalib 2026river and racing
these sorry ass niggas will never shut up about itmaybe xamir saud can create a brasileirão legacy trophy so we can give them similar to the pelé ballon d'ors
>o poderoso chefãoKEK
normal people>yeah, that was a unique tragedy in the history of the sport... and the fact that the opponent decided to abdicate the title... something to never forget!!!/copalib/ schizo>WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY???
The chud above is seething because chapecoense made a new jersey based on nacional's
>>152518935I used to walk by the Chapecoense homenagem mural painting in the Atanasio. It included a boy wearing a sort of 'tupi' feather headdress. It was alright I guess
Does fuck a.nal poster also hate chapecoense we must know
>>152518965its called medelin syndromeyou should research
>>152518965>next year will be the 10th anniversary of the accidentholy fuck, time really does flies fast
We're a volleyball club anyway
fuck a.nal>>152518988no
^he HATES them
>>152519001same for cugulosothey both should just abdicate from football already, stick to the girly sports
Volley is actually quite intense
can't wait for a pozzed villani narration in their first game
>>152519031yeah, their bundinhas are very tight yet they shake A LOTi was once thrown out of a volleyball game at puc because i was supposedly staring at their asseshow can you even tell that? lol
>>152519037you are probably a little off putting for that to happen to you
>othersGOOOOL DO TIMÃO >VillaniGUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL É DO TIME DO POVO DO TIME QUE NUNCA PAROU DE LUTAR PELA DEMOCRACIA DO TIME QUE PEITOU O FASCISMO É GOL DELE DEPAY QUE SUPEROU UM PAI AUSENTE PRA FAZER A FIEL FELIZ CORINTHIANS NA FRENTE RICARDINHO
>>152519037Who was the pro-dictatorship team?
>bros, i lost my leg... and i don't care lol xDchape is literally the reddit clubcan't fucking believe we'll have to hear them talking about the acident the entire year
>>152518609>i fear for my vasco....the torcedor version already leaked, it looks basic but I think it's alright
What leads someone to seethe over chapecoenseIts like sperging over Goias
>>152519077They are still using the wrong cross?
>>152519093Just realized theres 2 different crosses here
>>1525190664 of the 6 militontos who ruled brazil were gremistas but they were also doble camisetasGaspar Dutra (1946 - 1951) - Flamengo>Getúlio Vargas (1951 a 1954) - Grêmio e VascoCafé Filho (1954 a 1955) - Alecrim-RNJuscelino Kubitschek (1955 a 1959) - Cruzeiro, América-MG e VascoJânio Quadros (1960) - CorinthiansJoão Goulart (1961 a 1964) - InternacionalCastello Branco (1964-1967) - Não se sabe>Costa e Silva (1967-1969) - Grêmio>Emílio Médici (1969 a 1974) - Grêmio e FlamengoErnesto Geisel (1974 a 1979) - Botafogo>João Figueiredo (1979 a 1984) - Grêmio e FluminenseTancredo Neves (1985) - América-MGJosé Sarney (1985 a 1989) - Sampaio Corrêa e FlamengoFernando Collor de Mello (1990 a 1992) - CSAItamar Franco (1992 a 1995) - Sport Clube Juiz de ForaFernando Henrique Cardoso (1995 a 2002) - Corinthians e FluminenseLuiz Inácio Lula da Silva (2003 a 2010) - CorinthiansDilma Rousseff (2011 a 2016) - Atlético-MG e InternacionalMichel Temer (2015 a 2018) - São PauloJair Bolsonaro (2018 a 2022) - PalmeirasLuiz Inácio Lula da Silva (2023) - Corinthians
my most woke position is that you shouldnt even be able to be eligible for any governmental position if you were once in the military for more than 4 years
>>152519110Wtf I'm a guild fan now
we don't care about your positions
Also Jango literally played in Inter's youth teamInter was going to pay homage to his death with a minute of silence in the 1976 Brasileirão final but the milicos found out and didn't allow it to happen
>>152519135I bet you wouldnt say that if i was a goleiro
>>152519110>O presidente Jair Bolsonaro (sem partido) declarou hoje torcida pelo Flamengo na final da Libertadores de amanhã, contra o Palmeiras — time do qual ele já se disse torcedor várias vezes.
sim...................................................................vira BORA
>>152519149o maior cagão da história desse país
>>152519077is that a woman doing a facepalm?
are there horror movies in brazil seems like the language would break the immersion, you can't be joking with "voce" and "beleza" while some masked serial killer is chasing after you or whatever
>>152519149papudanaro always inovating with quincuagésima cuarta camiseta
I got a match in bumble and I have the chance of getting a date, but I'm very anxious about it because I'm shy and it's been ages since I was with a woman. Probably I will sabotage myself and the date won't happen. I feel ridiculous for being so weak about something so ordinary. I'm pathetic. End of blog.
>>152519202we trust you anon! go for it!
>>152519202I bet she's a tattoed gorda, who in their right mind would download a dating app? who in their right mind would download an alternative dating app over the mainstream one?
>>152519202Women are not aliens and they are not trying to judge, shame or kill you, they are people like you, just turn off your brain and go for it
Corinthians vs. Vasco feels like a 90s final but the worse part is that one of these shitty teams will play copalib next year
I am sorry bros, but I think this video about mundial de clubes was funny and you need to see ithttps://x.com/oenzobaracho/status/2000702796396413278
>>152518935Why should they shut up
>>152518008Recoba was just happy to get paid for footyif he really got into adderall like americans (or whatever is allowed in italy, pretty sure adderall isn't legal there), he would have been a ballon d'or contender
>>152519221there's virtually no difference between a dating app and instagram nowadays
Ok some of them might try to kill you, but most wont
>>152519211>>152519221>>152519226Thanks bros.She has tattoos, but she's kind of cute.I'm trying to turn off my brain, but these fears have deep roots on me.I want to ask her out on friday, I don't know if I can make, I feel like a 12yo boy vomiting of my own shoes.
>>152519306The more you think about sabotage the more you are likely to not do it, just act like how you would with a friend
>>152519336>just act like how you would with a friendI got called gay in highschool because I treated girls as friends, never again
Real highschool hours on /copalib/ rn>>152519370You are aware that most of the times the type of people that say stuff like this are just jealous right
>>152519306>She has tattoosDONT DO THIS BRO
Infact having friends that happen to be women is the easiest way to date someone, be it with them or one of their friendsHow old are you guys again?????
there's no fúbol, so there's no shame in talk about girls with tattoos
>>152519417I already said it >>152513765
>>15251941740yo
>>152519433>>152519448Anon im 20 so i dont know how shitty 'zilian schools were in the mesozoic era but i promise it becomes way easier if you befriend them first instead of trying to jump directly into dating, also if the virgin part really gives you that much anxiety just hire a prostitute
>>152519417>having friends that happen to be women is the easiest way to date someonenot true either, only boys ever tried to hook me up
>>152519576Im not talking about hooking up, im talking about knowing more women because you are naturally in their circle of friends
Galvão Bueno chama Cannobio de Chernobyl e web reage; assista
Junior broooos, I’M FEELING AMAZING
>>152519679Web reageInternautas discutem Viraliza na netBombou nas redesEntenda a polêmica
No one surfs on the world wide web anymore......dot....
You are required to post at least once about Junior not to be kicked out of the thread
yiyos
Theres a good youtube video im brazilian about junior
>>152519933>im brazilianwe know, that's what the flag in the top of our posts are for
>>152519969I see no flags i can only see the soul and what it says
>>152519131you should stick to your position of eating cachorro quenchi arrodillhado
>>152520027i dont know what that last word means if im being completely honest with you
please don't mention delicious food, i'm on a diet
A little cachorro quente com pure y batata palha never killer anyone
>com purevery thoughtful of you to make it not delicious, thanks bro
Just eat the hot dog chud
>this is how paulistanos eat hot dogwhat is their fucking problem?
Why do they call it hot dog if that thing is almost never hot
Just saw another political headline I would like to comment on
>8 green flags in a row double action fart with a misfire
>El nuevo capitulo de la novela boca y borja dejo la.puerta abiertaBoeja might go to boca
>>152520424Unless its to make fun of the politician that i hate you should not do it
>>152520450it's colidio all over again but inverted
Almiron is the new rosario central coach
Two great colapinto headlines>el llamativo posteo de colapinto que genero preocupaccion entre sus seguidores>la agenda de colapinto de acá hasta que se suba al alpine en 2026Amazing how they can create something out of nothingOut of nothing at allOut of nothing at all
tudo o q peida, tem q cheirar
>>152520475libertadores 2026 final:rosário central x vasco
Turco muhamad won the sombrerão. Instead of celebrating he grabbed the mic to say a journalist was a piece of shit
Racing managed to lose both the male and the female finals
Argentinians will actually fight each other over female footballCome on bros
>>152520613based turco
Video: El picante cruce de un arquero argentino
>>152520680I would too
>>152520613>>152520648>>152520680>>152520699cool
>>152520680we just like a good fight
>>152520648But they won the "copa de penales lpf"I dont know what that is but congrats to everyone involved
Un singelo haiku porteñoEl pdf es falsificadoY la merca tieneVeneno
>El día que Chuck Berry le pegó un puñetazo a Keith Richardswhat?
>>152520796[ ] Sólito[ x ] Insólito
Paraguayans will play beach volleyball in the olympics for the first time ever. How cool is that?
Chorando se foiQuem um dia só me fez chorar
>>152512520diniz welcome to danubio
>>152518656Kek. He'll make a tournament with all the winners of the Estatuais and make the champion as the equivalent or more important than Serie A.
No trates como apertura a quiene solo te trata como clausura
beans
