If he was called Leonardo Carlos he would be worth 80 mil €
>>152513643the next wirtz
>>152513723FloFlo has yet to score against Arsenal
if he was called Lenny Charles-Oxbridge he'd be worth 120 million pounds sterling
>>152513744If he was called Lennardo di Santos Carlinho he would be worth 150 mil
If he was Called Chukuwu Adebayo he would be worshipped in England and USA
if he was called lennart karl he'd be overrated because germany have no one else
>>152513643If he were Brave American Youngster Leo Carl he'd be worth 8 Million dollars.
>>152513781lel
>>152513799If he was called Lennart Karl, you would be seething about him like you constantly think and seethe about anything GermanOh, wait …
>>152513643If he was called Leon Karlović he would be worth 20 mil €
>>152513802he would also be wank
if he was called Lennard Bernstein he would be worth 6 million
>>152513851please calm down
If he was black, played for Rennes FC and was called Léonard Charlemagne he would be going to Real Madrid for 200 million
If he was called Lennartić Karlić and played for Hajduk Split he'd cost just €5 mi for Inter and he'd become a world class DM in his second season.
>>152513643he's my height lol
>>152514087short kingz rise up
>>152513851gotten good
>>152513643if he was called Lennart Karel and had a lucky season at Ajax, Barca would buy him for 80m
>>152513910pas de remboursement, par contre
>>152513643he looks like Palmer's long lost brother.
>>152516771Being 17 years old and 168cm, the shitty beard is probably the lesser evil when playing with the adults.
If he was called Marko Marin he'd be "the German Messi"https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/german%20messi/country/DE/page/19/
>>152516991yeah and if he was called Gerd Müller he'd be "Der Bomber der Nation"what is your point
>>152517040I just noticed that there's a reluctanct to re-use the term.There's a thread showing his dribbling in various matches and the OP leaves it for others to make a comparison.
>>152517062*reluctance
>>152516991It's funny how few people got this was an ironic nickname
>Buyern needs another Bundesliga for their petty ambitions>they are so afraid of ending up like Manchester United>sacrifice all of German football development because MUST HAVE ANOTHER BUNDESLIGA TITLE>waaaaaaaaaah our players are rated according to the rigged bundeslelligaDumb buyern fans are dumb