Why is Germany so shitty in rugby? Italy and france have competitive teams.
>>152514961Unitedstatian occupation making germans like handegg instead of rugby
>Unitedstatian
>>152514961We dont care about it
Das ovalballen
>>152514961too busy developationing WWII era weapons
Why is Brazil so shit at it compared to Argentina?
>>152514961softies, i'm sure you can find some tough guys in bavaria but the last thing they'd want is dirtying their clothes
>>152515674Less english presence in late XIXth and early XXth centuries than in Argentina.
>>152515690It’s cultural not genetic, there’s plenty of sons of German immigrants in Australia who’ve been test standard players. I think you’re right they’re just too soft, they don’t want the violence
>Italyno they dont, Italian rugby is a failure.
>>152514961>Italy>competitive teamhuehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>152514961It’s just not popular or very competitive, we have no real professionalism in it and I think the amount of investment into it is very low. The talent pool is small and those who play it usually do so in a academic circle, they don’t focus on the sport enough to foster elite talent. We have one city with a lot of rugby culture: Heidelberg, one of our major university cities. Heidelberg also is more or less the only German city with basically no football output whatsoeverI think our national association is also rather underdeveloped. They don’t even try to snatch Germans living in rugby nations and being developed there, I thinkBut yes, given how uncompetitive rugby seems at times with its comparatively small amount of involved countries and the massive power gaps, it is a bit disappointing. Being good enough to make it to World Championships (and losing every game by 100 points) can’t be that hard, not like we‘d need millions of players and hyper-elite facilities for that. Italy also draws most of its strength from basically one place, I think, and Georgia, Portugal, and Romania are also better than us despite them being much smaller countries and rugby surely not being huge there
>>152514961rugby does seem to have germanic barbarian vibes but im glad they don't play it because anglo-culture is a disease
>>152518538What’s it like when Germany beats Austria or Switzerland in winter sports since that’s supposed to be their thing? Do they have a huge meltdown while Germany acts like it’s 7-1?
>>152515001But they're shit at that too.
>>152523300It might be more Celtic than Germanic
>>152523309No because we are a very respectable winter sports nation ourselves. And overall only rich people care about winter sports and they tend to have less melties than the unwashed masses
pls watch our sport hansbros
>>152514961>italy>competitive lmao
>>152523887>>152516912>>152516740Has beaten the Wallabies and are no longer the weakest link in the 6 nations
>>152516912>>152516740they're actually pretty good now that they're recruiting out of Top 14 teams.
>>152514961They lost pretty much all their players in WWII and the sport never recovered. They had beaten France and Italy before the war.
>>152518538Rugby is actually surprisingly big in Georgia.
>>152525068Rugby became popular in Georgia when they did realize georgian clubs were beating the russian ones in regular basis during soviet championships.
>>152524801The world wars were truly dysgenic. Only the football sissies survived after it.
>>152523309Germany usually is more successful at winter sports than Austria and Switzerland, but not across every event, of course. Look at the Winter Olympics medal table. Depending on the event, there may be some jokes, but that is itIf anything, we are the ones getting clowned for always choking the 4 Hills Tournament
>>152525216It's just cultural thing, Georgian and Caucasians in general boast themselves as tough men, but given our clan system and punching to the face being regarded as a big offence (especially to northern caucasus muslim guys as it is plain statement in Koran that you shouldn't hit man's face) we lean more towards grappling sports, and Georgians being closest to European's out of all Caucasians enjoy Rugby too as it is badass.
>>152514961Prior to WW2 they were very good. But then you know. They have all the right ingredients to become good once again, even Italy, Romania and Spain aren't overally bad.
>>152514961Rugby basically died here after WW2, we apparently were okay at it before. And when football spread here around the late 19th century, a lot of clubs played both codes and therefore also what would eventually be rugby. It took a while for football to emerge victorious, but rugby did maintain a niche presence. But after the war, that niche got considerably smaller and became more of a simple academic pastime confined to Heidelberg students having some fun. Can’t be competitive with that. No money in it either. With some investment, >we could probably be Italy tier relatively quickly, like one generation>>152523309There is a winter sports rivalry and there will be gloating and mocking between everyone involved, but that only works because Germany is the biggest winter sport nation of these three. Austria and Switzerland are definitely better than Germany per capita, but if you look across the total output across all sports and events, Germany usually is the best
>>152515674Lack of Welsh genes
>>152514961they understand it's a shitty sport for retarded people
>>15252530280% of young georgian men i've dealt with don't give a fuck about being tough, only a minority of knuckleheads and idealistic sensitive young men care, comparing modern georgians to north caucasians is larp tier
>>152515001All American sports are tripe garbage. Rugby, cricket, football and handball are the only sports played by real men.