Stamkos is washed up edition!
First thing you Think of for every team?
>>152516449who's their top center?
The only thing Connor carries is cap space and disappointment :/
>BostonAnnoying fans and obnoxious commentators, wicked jerseys>BuffaloJobbers and that '99 finals run>DetroitOnce respected, now a joke, those awesome 90s & 00s teams>FloridaBandwagon fans, ugly jerseys>MontrealTradition and success, stinky French people>OttawaIrrelevancy and drama>Tampa BayBoring jerseys and covid rings>TorontoOverhyped chokers>CarolinaReddit the team>ColumbusJobbers, Ohio State>New JerseyDefence and those cup teams>IslandersMuh 80s, incompetence>Ragschoking and muh '94>PhiladelphiaBurnt orange jerseys and mediocrity>PittsburghSuccess and the cute penguin>WashingtonOvechkin and the screaming eagle>ChicagoBandwagon fans and rape>ColoradoQuebec's stolen team>DallasThe awesome 2000s jerseys>MinnesotaThat '03 WCF run>NashvilleJobbers>St LouisThat cup run>UtahBetter than Arizona already>WinnipegChokers and shitty arena>AnaheimDead atmosphere and ugly jerseys>CalgaryAwful arena>EdmontonChokers and muh 80s>LAThat random 2012 cup run>San JoseChoking>SeattleIrrelevant already>VancouverChoking and being retarded>VegasCheating and ruining the league
flames play tonight
>>152516441New captcha sucks
>>152525994Way better than last one
>>152527461is this the new thread?
>>152525994I couldn’t make the new thread because of it :(
>>152527469Is now
What the ass is a jobber
>>152527483Ore wa...
>Mikko Rantanen’s parents kept his toilet paper pieces where he had drawn some nhl teams as a child Never ever beating the Finns have autism allegations
Ruins cuntsBlackcocksFlylelsWingsRagsDucksPongsMildShorksAsvs
>>152527517that's a cute ottawa tentacle monster
>>152527517lot to unpack here
>>152527517My Sensies :)
>>152527517For me, it's Pitspök
>>152527517pitspök
>>152527517Most based hoc post in weeks
>>152527517pitspok bengwins :DDDD
>>152527517Cute :3 My dad still has the pictures of pokemon I did when I was a kid in his office. They’re older than uni students
translation?
>>152527607Sundin and Aki Berg play for the leafs
My penguins ):
My penguins ):My Pitspök (:
Great job Gary making the trade so that Jarry v Skinner happens against each other with their new teams.
>>152527607"I am going to check you from behind. Toronto Maple Leafs"
>>152527773Everything Gary does happens for a reason (PBUH)
Looks like SNES are the new cell boss and >your team is their jail wife.
>>152527517
>>152527483you pinhead kwab
>>152527517>pitspock
>>152527773The battle of the shit goalies
>>152527914based Misogynist, Free my nigga Pu!
>>152527914More likable than the head chopping doctor scientist
>>152527517>pitspöck XD :DDDDDDD :D
>>152527914>She didnt learn the first time
wonder if that Seattle femme coach would go out with me
there is only one man who can turn the devils around
>>152527814loled at this
>>1525279781/3 of the league has some kind of trade protection.And if players don't get trade protection? Their agents go to a sunbelt no-tax state team and starts to negotiate a contract as an upcoming free agent.The solution is to limit the amount of trade protection clauses per team, or to relocate every no-tax state team.
>>152527624Thanks Heikki
1/3 of /hoc/ are Flamiacs (go flames)
>>152528040go is correctgo away
>>152528064wrong general bud
why do canadians post in the hockey thread when they haven't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years?
To cut your points in half.... The first year of an 8 year deal... That's the kind of stuff that should end a GMs career. Instead he's currently running Toronto into the ground lol.
>>152528067Talk to me when you can win a Stanley Cup. Bitch.
>>152528088>4nayshless
I'm a fan of an American team and the Flames are my favorite Canadian team.
not sure which game is for me tonightmaybe the oilies one
>>152528081The Olympic hockey tournament has been a professional tournament in 1998, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2014 and will be in 2026.I hope this information helped. Now I'm off to take a massive and stinky Marner.
>>152527914Retard
>>152528110>olympicare you implying amateur athletes don't compete in the olympic games?
Isn't there a better way of telling people that you have autism?
>>152528137>are you implying a thing that is in no way implieddoesn't look like he is
>>152528168ELVIS, GO TO THE BATHROOM. YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF. >eueuegh not yet
>>152528168All goalies have autism
>>152528040Is that why this general is filled with drunkin schizos who spill out the most retarded hockey opinions?
>>152528174tyfyc
Just host the olympics after the playoffs every time and problem solved
>>152528137There are no amateur athletes competing in the Olympic hockey tournament.
I’ll never forgive Italians if nhl players can’t attend the Olympics
>>152527470<3
>>152528295shut the fuck up canatard
>>152528266I thought it was already decided? They left it to the players and MacKinnon said "Who cares" about the rink
>>152528295<3
>>152528301
>>152528307Its not just the rink, the entire building might not be finished
>>152528342All you need is a rink and 15k chairs from IKEA
hurry up, gary
>>152527914I looked at his junior stats years ago and just assumed he was nhl-bound it must be based to be too dumb to play hockey
>>152527978The man who also destroyed the devils? That Lou lamoriello?
>>152527517Kek
>>152527517lunatic
>>152528266the players dont give a fuck its only gary and his loyal golem bill that is making a big fuss
>>152527973>he posts on hoc
>>152527517Why do all kids draw the same?
>>152527517HOLY BASED
>>152527517that's some quality looking toilet paper. any finn know what brand?
ce soir, filfthies
IT'S GAME DAY!!! Today the Flames are up against MACKLIN CELE-WEENIE and the SAN JOSE SHARTS!! Let's throw them into the RING OF FIRE!!! GO FLAMES!!!
>THIS FUCKING FAGGOT ASS TEAM WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE DOING TRADING QUINN HUGHES FUCKING BUTT MUNCHING HOMOSWoah Shannon! Calm down
>>152528342>italian work ethic
>>152528228see >>152528137
>>152528569Will Mack still be in kill mode or has he calmed down after his shopping date with Will Smith (Hockey)?
probably going to fuck my wife instead of watching the flames game
>>152528627>pic not related
>Montembeault sent to LavalIt's Montembover...
>>152528658Montybros....we lost the war
there is nothing wrong with having a loyal golem or even being a loyal golem btw
>>152528658more like waive goodbye lol
>>152528740If person A and person B are arguing about hockey and person A doesn't understand a point that person B is making, that means person B is a bandwagon fan.Source: Person As' fit of rage.
>>152528627honestly surprised a flames fan figured out the captcha
skinner boutta finna shutout deadmonton and you are going to like it
>>152528818b a s e d
>>152528658>>152528727monty relaxmonty eatmonty cumbacc
the rocket should change their name to the titan
>>152528818I hope McDavid finds another gear and just scores 6-7 goals tonight. Just fucking break Skinners soft cheeks open and slide the cold black puck in. Then Edmonton stomps through the WC playoffs, obliterating (may Allah forgive me for uttering their name) Dallas and with a proper goalie wins the Stanley Cup. Not just for Edmonton but for all of Canada. Bring it home. That's what I want.
God this league is such a fuckin joke man if Domi does the elbow that Jones did yesterday he gets 5 games minimum. But cause Campbell's son fuckin works for them (and had already been exposed giving preferential treatment when his kid was a player). They get special treatment its ridiculous man nobody would watch this sport if everyone was penalized like the leafs lmao
>>152528627>probably going to jerk off to underage children again instead of watching the flames gameFtfy
>>152528869ok i like that timeline too
>>152528777Kek'd and checked
>>152528869you are such a fucking cuck, holy shit stop posting anytime cucky
for me, it's going to be oilers penguins followed by sharks flames
based married flameschad working the incels into a melty
Seems like the scrutiny is really ratcheting up on Matthews lately. I feel for the guy cause it must really suck to not be capable of what you once were. I wonder if it might take some of the pressure off if he was just more open about what was wrong so at least people could understand - but of course it's his choice there.
Soon
>>152528943i sincerely enjoy the eternally self-kwabbing nature of the laffs
>>152528943>what was wrongIs it being in Toronto?
>>152528928How does he have so many pets?
>>152528934>Flames fag trying to gas light /hic/ into believing his bullshit
playing diablo.
>>152528943stopped reading at seems
>>152529006He's a youtube God. He's rich
dropping workplace marner before heading home
>>152529049oh actually we don't call those that here now
>wife scheduled bi-monthly intercourse so now I cant watch the flames game
>>152529049classless
>>152529015oh he's having a melty
Shit games on tonight
Mikko now undoubtedly the most entertaining superstar in the league. Anything can happen when he steps on ice. He can blindside someone into the boards, take the puck and score 1v3 then injure the goalie for extra measure.Who wants to watch Connor the Cardboard or Jack the Rabbit when we got Moose dancing around.
it would be very confusing for someone tuning into the penis/soilers game. the goalies' helmets have the logos of the opposition. i mean, wtf?
everyone knows flameschads wives let them hit it 3 times a week
>>152529098Pettersson is about to get destroyed by JT tonight.
>>152529127I'm sure the rags will come out to stick it to Miller's former team, just like they came out last night to stick it to Kreider and Trouba.Oh wait, they lost 4-1
>>152529100The age of Finnish supremacy is here
>management didnt tell them and hughes didnt tell themkwab
Game time soon!
>>152529199what was his issue with vancouver anyways? i don't follow the west conference.
>>152529199they made this soft bitch the captain of their team hahahahahahaha fucking vancouver like what the fuck
>>152529209a bunch of quacks
>>152529226he wanted allvin to keep miller not pettershit
Many canadians are quiet over this one
>>152529199Based
>>152529251>pas normalshow the piss tests
>>152529251>best of four seriesgod women are fucking retarded
>>152529309they're actually the exact same as us.
>>152529251>women>clean sweepbased
I've seen five [(5) Five] Stanley Cups and got to experience Mario Lemieux, Jaramir Jagr, and Sidney Crosby play in person. I got to experience winning as a little nigga and as an active season ticket holderI don't post about hockey at all I have already experienced what you can imagine
how many antidepressants do you think hughes is on?
>>152529309It used to be best of 7 but no one gave a fuck. It's yearly tradition for me now to not hear about that series until it's already over.
>>152529365
>>152529100I double checked today and he is leading the league in both penalties taken and penalties drawn. He does it all!!
>>152529199You’d think they would have known in advance
>>152529383
we play tonight
>>152529433What the fuck is wrong with your thing mang?
the ducks is a clever name, if you know your etymology. you see, heim is a common toponymic suffix in the german-speaking world. ana comes from the santa ana river which was named as such after being established on st. anne's day (mary's mother). anne is ultimately an anglicisation of the hebrew name channah. however, the latin word for duck is anas. so, anaheim could be literally translated as the home of ducks or home of the duck.
>the philadelphia cheese steaks hockey team
>>152529452that's actually something rapey would post
I warned you about this deranged individual who threw a hissy fit about not being able to post his cereal,
Everyone is just ignoring that the Swede posted his mutated cock
>>152529433For gods sake clip the corners of your fingernails too ya ignoramus. It defeats the purpose of clipping your nails if you only do the top.
>>152529482yeah and i'm gonna keep doing it
>>152529482Yeah it's called ignoring retards /hoc/ would be a lot better if it wasnt filled with morons who cant help themselves responding to every retard post
I asked chat gpt to make a green text about Gary Bettman and it came up with with this >lockout happens>season canceled>Bettman emerges from bunker>“this is good for hockey”>won’t elaborate
>>152529425I posted that gif to hoc, youre welcome
>>152529433
>>152529449thats neat thanks for the info
>>152529521Put it on your resume
>i asked chatgpt
listening to linkin park remixes until the games start
>>152529199another one rides the bus
>best player in the world for a decade>has done absolutely nothing to grow the sport of hockey and has basically no important moments other than points>didn't have a killer rivalry like ovechkin and crosby>didn't save a franchise and grow the sport in a city like Crosby did in Pittsburgh>no Golden Goal-esque moment>no CupIs it safe to say the mcdavid experiment failed? His legacy is basically regular season awards man
>>152516449>vancouver: 1993>oilers: 1993>flames: 1993>jets: 1993>snes: 1993>laffs: 1993>montreal: 1993
>>152529555for me it's gonna be numb techno remix
>>152529572Modern day Marcel Dionne
>>152529572Essentially yes. Bedard is also a charisma vaccum so that bought McNugget another year or two but it’s clear as day that Celebrini is the new poster boy now. He’s just more marketable.
How can you not get excited about Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey in the Big Apple!
What have I becomeMy Swedish friendEveryone I knowGoes away in the end
>>152529585>euro poster>techno remix
now whenever the nuckies are + odds on the moneyline i can bet on them to win so i either win money or they tank harder
>>152529366at least 2 before bed
>>152529433I envy you since you have a foreskin
somebody stole my car radio and now i just sit in silence
>>152529647KWAB
Three construction workers, an Australian, a Finn and a Swede, are sitting on a beam on the tenth floor about to have their lunch.The Australian opens his lunch box and says "Bloody hell - meat pies again! Every day it's bloody meat pies! If I get meat pies again tomorrow, I'm going to jump!"The Finn opens up his lunch next. "Saatana! Makkara (sausage) again! Always sausages! If I get sausage tomorrow, I'm gonna jump too!"The Swede is the last to open up his lunch. "Ah crap - meatballs again! Why always meatballs? If I get meatballs tomorrow, I'm going to jump too!"The next day the Aussie opens his lunch box and it's a meat pie... He jumps to his death.The Finn opens his lunch box and, yes, it's a sausage. He too jumps to his death.The Swede opens his lunch and sadly there's a pile of meatballs, so he jumps too.The three widows of the construction workers are talking at the funeral and the Aussie's wife says "I don't understand. I thought my husband loved meat pies! If he didn't want them he should have said something!"The Finnish widow says "Same here - I thought my husband wanted sausages! Why didn't he say something?"The Swede's widow says, "I don't get it... my husband made his own lunch."
>>152529555checked and based
>new captcha>dustbin wolf gaslighting stops immediatelyreally makes one ponder
>>152529647who steal car radios in 2025?
>>152529647I'm sorry fren :(
Back when i was younger I used to hook up my ipod to my car stereo with a cassette tape. Later on I got an attachment for the ipod that lets you play the music over the radio frequency. It was pretty cool.
>>152529647Get a bluetooth speaker. Thats what I did when my dumbass put jumpercables on backwards and fried some of the wiring
drop the biscuit, gary
the Bruins play big boy hockey, and they sing big boy anthems
>>152529647just drive around with noise cancelling headphones on listening to music off your phone like 90% of the other drivers.
>>152529710Only retarded jeets do that
>>152529710I actually listen to podcasts telling me to be either more or less racist depending on my general mood
>>152529647can you sing?
>>152529718What is this pig latin
>>152529692>when i was youngerI expected something about 8-track cartridge.
I need to make copies of my wry chuckling picture
fucking kek based reffies
I’m watching red wings and islanders until the penguins game
>>152529710sounds like how you get into a car accident
>rags
what's the exact polar opposite of john tavares's magical amulet that's what the rangers-canucks game and both of those organizations remind me of
>>152529572he'll retire a cupless zillennial
I don't like this, the Rangers are losing
>shuffling lines 3 minutes in to the game>rags
>>152529772awk-ward
what if the ice melts?
Panthers are best nye~
>wongs
LET'SGOBLACKHAWKS>clap clap clapclapclap
faggot /v/tard anime poster
How do my islanders keep winning
>/v/grossi only go to /vr/and the /vm/ roblox threads
Making coffee because I'm kinda crazy but I basically drink coffee all day long (I've been sober for nearly a whole year)
>>152529797Well then I suppose it would be water hockey...
That Canadian lied about the willy pic here, shame
>>152529860I’m drinking a beer and enjoying the hockey game.
deslauriers xhekaj tonigt?
>>152529883i'm sure deslauriers has family in the stands
>demidov
>>152529880nice anon enjoy!
nice hit. keep your head up, slaffy!
>>152529892Unlike my Islanders...
cmon nuckies you are supposed to be tanking
since when was ristolainen such a big hitter
>flyers pp
>>152529860congrats on your sobriety! one of my resolutions for 2026 is to reduce my caffeine intake
>>152529860_/_/_/_/ and a soft butt tap
jt looks completely checked out already
>>152529938NO BS
>>152529925yeah I basically consume caffeine alcoholically at this point...maybe I should try to cut back too
Holy fuck i hate you people
>>152529951switch to decaf after 2 pm, sister.
>>152529908That negative bitch Quinn is traded and Pettershit is injured, so this team is finally realizing its true potential.
>flames game tonight
big fight feel
Quit posting anime you queer
>>152529986Planet retard heavyweight championship
>>152529952:(
>>152529985shall be keeping an eye on it
>>152529957rent-free
yeah, im thinkin tweet
reffies are always against my habbies
>hasbs pk
Yeah it’s pitspök time
>laffs
Those were some Jewish looking kids
>laff2
>>152530084and?
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
scaaaarrrr Habs
HON HON HON BAGUETTE
ET LE BUUUUUUT
DU COUP DU COUP MES GROSSES PÉDALES
et le buuut, baguette boy!
dive of the millennium there by rakell
Tabarnak.
geek freak
this captcha is fucking broken, I can't post when it's VNR
/hoc/ feelin' very /hoc/ish tonite
Internet is down so I couldn't even watch my flysies concede. Gonna go to the Chinese restaurant to watch the last 2 periods.
>>152530173There's a Quebecois flavour to it that I do not care for.
holy fuck it is weird seeing jarry in an oilers jersey and a 'guins helmy and skinner in the 'guins jersey with his old helmet
Karma for that horseshit trip call
>>152530188the flavor of unwashed armpits and used tampons
>and now to david amber and devonte smith pellygary im fatigued...
I guess my flysies scored :)
>laffs shortied
>>152530187why the chinee restaurant?dont you have radio hockey or a bar?you have 15 minutes until play resumes
based Santa Z delivering out some Christmas hurt
man the rags are sinking ever lower in the shit depths
>>152530203Sportsnet can do what they want with the intermission as long as Harnarayan Singh never calls a game for the English broadcast of HNIC again.
kek the guins got reffed
>Chinese restaurant>seeing the puck
>>152530243((( )))
goddamnit /hoc/ now I want a succulent chinese meal
soft call
>>152530256>americans>lusting over food
>>152530256Since this meme like 6 million times this past week
refs fucking over Skinner here.
the pongs aren't helping skinner with all these penalties
I should watch more canucks games
>>152530285It's a hell of an Experience!
hahahahaha>pongwongs
> "On our special update segment here on 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh', the Blackcocks are stretching out that laffs boipucci vigorously, we'll have highlights later. This one might go prolapse."
I mean I should watch more canucks games
>>152530215Without walking a bunch of blocks there is an Irish pub, a brewery, and Chinese restaurant. I know too many people I don't feel like talking to at the Irish pub, the brewery always closes weirdly early especially this time of year, and the Chinese restaurant has some nice eye level TV's that you don't have to look up at the whole time. Plus I want some Chinese food.
>>152530280>Since
>>152530267just put the chow mein in the bag chang and don't forget the chopsticks this time
>FIVE ON TWOJEN
>>152530285said no one ever
you do not trade a player like Emil Heineman
new players always have such nice things to say about conor garland but can barely even say one nice thing about the mopey swedish faggot
>>152530298Is that Canucks rink-side reporter Olivia Macdonald?
i bet skinner really wanted to join that celebration. kwab
>>152530316Think the habs are fine without him
drai 1000 points!! and not a single german in /hoc/ to enjoy it. gary needs to grow the game over there
Welcome to Pittsburgh, Skinner.
that was shit goaltending skinnerbros not feeling great
>>152530321Yeah i'm gonna run one out to her later
Nazi adjacents getting 1k in the league, Gary has just been put on notice
>Skinner
>>152530345That was thomas greiss not draisaitl
So why are the (((refs))) fucking over my penguins
>>152530295I believe EM
think muse has the balls to pull skinner if the soilers get another quick one?
>2kinner
>>152530307>americans >talking about food
So he's gonna be out of the league in a couple of seasons like Jeff Campbell?
>>152530371Muse is a bald retard and won’t do shit
>>152530344You got me curious so I did some research on her instagram page...I always had a bad feeling about her and it turns out my gut was right: She was a Flames reporter and my nuckies are getting their sloppy seconds.
>>152530382cut this year
atta kraut _/_/_/_/_/
>>152530399in the KHL by april
forgot pic
>>152530395nuxbros and flamesbros have been known to dp with eachother
>>152530382He's a UFA this year so someone that thinks they're really smart (probably Carolina) or wants to embarrass the Oilers (Flumes) will sign him
>>152530379>canadian>adding nothing to the thread
>>152530395They probably had to let her go because Chris wouldn't stop masturbating
>>152530424a post thats not about food from you?! its a miracle
Our Vancouver Canucks continue to win the Hughes trade.
>>152530444Bill Guerin looking like a retard right now
>>152530425chris has takagi
G E E KEEK
>>152530424
>Pittsburgh booinglollnao
geekie finna win the rocky
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>152530473why did you reply to me unprompted?>>152530442almost as much of a miracle as you not lusting after swedens uncut cock
he shoots and scaaa>deadmonton
Fowlersisters...
pitspök :D
>>152530517
My Habbies :(
for me it's last change
>>152530528I had burgers on the weekend, now I want eggolls
Why the fuck does TNT have a Sid celebration cam on every goal, it's not even close to his last season in the league
>Draisaitl interviewed about point #1000>asked what he thought after scored his first>"Not that I'd get 999 more, I can tell you that for free"
Imagine trading a young player with a laser one timer as a throw in
Zegritty.jpg
>>152530550every shift is special
>>152530552nuckies sisters we don't like it when people tell others for free
That was a sick goal by Mcdavid
>>1525305502 away from Mario you retard
ZSCCCCAAACAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>152530596He was on the bench both times
Imagine betting someone before the season that Draisaitl would get point #1000 against Stuart Skinner.
stuart skinner
Swayman think he a playa
imagine being canadian
im too dumb for new captcha
man fuck connor sheary
>>152530649ikeep hitting post instead of next
> "In the battle of twinks here on 'HRiC', the flylels have worked the tip into hasbs bussy, and are diligently working to get deeper. Check back later."
That was some fun whistleless /hoc/ in New York.
>>152530649>>152530661the dots one got me for a bit but i done figured it out
>skinny
>>152530649>1 dots, 0 dots, 2 dots>uhh the one not with any dots?>You've mistyped the captcha.
>>152530649>triangle>semi circle>triangle>select which one isnt the same>im too stupid for thisask me how i know youre a flames fan
>>152530649go flames!
swayman playoffs swayman swayman swayman playoffs do you think swayman I don't think we make playoffs without swayman swayman playoffs swayman fucking hate this kid
How is the battle of shit tenders going?
My Habs need more goons.
suddenly the number of flames posters has dwindled to near nothing
yzerplan bros... another rebuilding team is passing us...
>>152530756
Uuuuh Habsbros? I thought Fowler was good?!
>>152530761laffs?
Isles are such a fucking fraudulent team. Put anyone aside from Sorokin in net and they would be sub .500.
>>152530750I goon pretty hard and I like the Habs>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
wtf fowler
I'm so jealous draisaitl gets to borrow lauren kyle later tonight
>>152530778But they do have Sorokin
what did mike futa say about draisaitls 1000th point?
>skinn3r
Absolutely SKINNERED
>Sk1nn3r
Once an oiler always an oiler
So this is the elite goalie that took the Oilers to 2 SCFOh wait that was Captain Pickard
>>152530794He's single handedly carrying the team to relevancy. The amount of point blank chances and rebounds they give up on a daily basis is insane. Schaefer is fucking cheeks in his own zone, he's a glorified 4F, their defense is swiss cheese.
Recommend me some anime to watch with my fat plapjak chick when she comes over tonight
what's keeping crosby from retiring again?
>rags are so fucking dogshit they make my nuckies look mediocre
>>152530816>18 year old defenseman isn't perfectno way>>152530833He's busy chasing records
>>152530833Retard
>>152530816>casey cizikas and cal clutterbuck >now THAT was a defense pairing
>>152530833love of the game
>>152530833He has to fund his wife’s Bull’s cocaine addiction. Imagine knowing your wife is getting resized by a huge black cock and filled with his black seed while you’re on the ice
>>152530829Show her Frieren and explain how demons are like negros.
>>152530833No gay sex outside the locker room
> "Well the battle of the twinks here on 'HRiC" appears to be going flylels way, as hasbs are now gapped wide open at center ice and ready for an old fashioned 3rd period roughing session via the other twinks."
I’m 44 and my daughter is 18. When she has friends over to spend the night I can hear them giggling and playing downstairs through the air vent in my bedroom bathroom, and I sit on the toilet drinking whiskey and masturbating while I listen.
>>152530844>18 year old defenseman isn't perfectYou wouldn't know that from how every commentator talks about him like he's the second coming of Christ.
gary is rigging the pitt game
>>152530829higurashi before bed or hunterxhunter greed island arc while you get pegged
>>152530829kirikoua prized anime movie from some years back
>>152530889Based pedodad
>>152530889What's her instagram?
>>152530883more like pooart shitter
>>152530892zoomies dont like those types of negative vibes, chud.
>>152530829flimflams @ shorks
>>152530889Did you ask to watch?
>Skinn4r
>>152530889based giggle coomer
Lmao Skinner
>>152530829free! is an anime about gay prettyboy swimmers who flirt with each other to get her fat-clogged libido chugging
soilers are gonna blow this like a porn star
Got some squeaky farts. Trumpet-y, even.
Holy Skinner
edmonton juju magic hard at work against former oilers with the strange exception of evander kane
>>152530953*Like a Penguin
Edmonton won the trade.
>>152530958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4
>>152530953Skinner's always on his knees, he must have plenty of experience in the industry
>womeme at a hockey game>eyes absolutely glued to the cell phone not even aware there is a game happening
>>152531012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRm_K9OpYbo
>>152531027>>152531023Based one thought bros
>>152531012they're recording if they aren't there as girlfriends.
Gary stop rigging the game
Experience Stuart Skinner Goaltending
>>152530974gaymonton has the best scouts in the league unfortunately
Which team will be the first to feature a transgender player on their roster?
This is gonna come off as a weird question but I've never watched hockey before other than going to friends' games growing up. Is hockey in a good place right now? I really need another sport to get into.
Toronto trolling Skinner from the situation room lol
>>152531070it's been a strange season, because there's maybe five good teams in the entire league, but there's a generational changing of the guard happening right now so it's as good as any
Love watching yns get it in on the rink
is there a bigger cvck moment than getting shelled by a team while wearing their logo on your mask?
>>152531070Yeah. Plus it's VERY accessible to watch. Hulu has all your out of market games.
>>152531070If you mean by the level of competition being good, then I would say so, there are not many outliers, and there have been quite a few exciting games this season.
Look at all those spins Hutson did only to shoot it into a stick
Zamnnnnn godnell nurse got to fuck this growing up? I'm so jelly...
>>152531070the same few teams seem pretty locked in at the top right now. if you dont care about the stars, knights, avs, or panthers >your teams season is pretty much over by now. but hockey has more or less always been this way. so hard to say its a negative thing.
>>152531090having your mom banged by the team geesers
Lazar has risen from the dead
Yo the leafies kinda suck
lmao why dont they put a sticker of their new team over their old one on their mask?
this nigga crosby scared of the puck what a cuck
>>152531186Amazon doesn't do same day delivery during christmas season
holy fuck the pens are bad. they're not even fun to watch, just frustrating. im glad they're getting dismantled infront of a home crowd, that i've heard is full of cunts anyway.
Let us be, by Tuukka Rask
>>152531070Scoring has recovered after the malaise from 1997 to 2017 but injuries from predatory hits has led to rules that have drastically reduced physicality. Fighting has also dropped due to the salary cap squeezing marginal players out of the league. The combo of expansion and rule changes mean that instead of every goalie being indistinguishable and effective, you now have all but about 5 goalies being indistinguishable and bad. This is arguably a good thing since it makes having a good goalie an actual advantage again. Officiating is just as much of a joke as ever except they've added coach's challenges in addition to the traditional "did the puck cross the line" reviews so sometimes you get two reviews on one goal.Generally in a good place IMO but it's a shame that physicality is dead.
/hoc/ tonight
>>152531248i'm never a yinzer and, frankly, i dont want too.
Mammoth all mad!
DUCKS TIE IT
>5 forward powerplay>rags still don't put Lafreniere on the 1st unitjust trade the motherfucker already
connor neckguard
>>152531350hon hon hon
>Gayllagher manlet rage
Hella cool empty netter from Garland.
what would change if the oilers somehow land zadorov?
my nuckies plus odds moneyline bet with the early payout
i have the captions on because i enjoy reading gary's script while watching it play out
based habbies gooning it up.
and they are heading for the exits early
I FUCKIN BELEAAAAAAAAF
How did the rags go from looking like they had one of the most promising cores in the East to being a tire fire in less than a year?
Jeeze Mikko. Not even his own team is safe
>>152531374Easiest cup in the history of the league>>152531417Answered your own question Liacon>rags
rags gettting booed off home ice
>>152531417The >rags haven't have good 5x5 numbers in years
DEMKO SHUTOUTWho knows how long he'll last, but I'll enjoy it while I can.
>>152531417the original sin was firing Gorton & Davidson
>mammoth>>152531430ya love to see it (or hear it i guess)
> r a g s
>rags shut out for the 5th time at home this season
Gary should ban shootouts
>>152531430>rags>laffs>hasbsi guess if you paid prostitute money for /hoc/ you can boo your team
>>152531430kwab
lmao Canucks shutout Rangers
>blackcocks
the hawks are ASS
SHOWME YOURBELEAFFAAAAAAAACE
>the new york rangers have lost to the worst team in the league 3 different times this season>it was a different team each time
Is Joshua the next big thing for the leafs?
>>152531465was muhamad zabinjihad still scratched for being stuck in traffic
>>152531487
my ducks :(
>>152531490but they can't lose to themselves
FANTILLI ELITE GOALHoly shit
What is the US domestic equivalent of molson?
Christmas cheer!!!!>I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
>>152531522sam adams id say
New!>>152531530>>152531530
suck my dick bud, go cry into your fucking doll tonight
>>152531522Little Caesars (owns the most successful NHL team in the country)
>>152531522yuengling maybe
hopefully the flames know their place now
