Dem Boyz got the genny in a tizzy
DA BEARS WINNING DA SUPERB OWL
love blacks mea useful weapon in our culture war against kikessame with arabs
Patty Cuckitini
>the cowboys are going .500 in an odd game scheduleHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No, Zac Taylor has not been fired yet
We listen to The McShay Show in /nfl/
my steelies finna bouta lose to the dolphins at home tonight :)
Feels like tonight is an elimination game
>doesn't do anything to do themNein parle ingles?
>>152517976He's getting one more season to see if Joe Bussy won't spontaneously combust (she will)
Why is Caleb causing so much seethe today? Are you really that afraid of him beating up on the Browns?
>>152518007it's just chikaner sperging out while knowing nothing about the sport
>>152518007Fudgepackers are mad they mortgaged their future for a guy who will never play in a playoff game
>>152518014ok, i laughed
Well?
>>152518014A DISGUSTING ACT
a pox upon this genny
>wake up>chiefs are officially knocked out of playoffs>mahomes poetically btfo on the final driveholy fucking kino I take back everything bad I said about this season
>>152517988Watt status?
>>152518023but enough about manlover
>>152518027My team is in the image
Can some at least tell me if Drake Maye still has a good deep ball percentage? That's really what matters after all
>>152518026why is a cowboy jerking off on a cow while being abducted by aliens?
>>152518027Broncos takeover of the Kelce-Mahomes steakhouse.>inb4 $87 mashed potatoes
Remember when people were hyped about Danny doghshit for two months? That was pretty funny
>>152518046behold the fruits of faggotry
>>152518040But he's already played in multiple playoff games...
>>152518040MOSSED
>>152518056oh, i know...
I bet you arr the same idiot from yesterday that thinks gay people are the only ones who can contract HIV, herpes and m-pox
>>152518027i like my vikies table but there's a division rival in there, i'd be considerate and get a block of parm for the as a gesture of frenship
>>152518040Should this have been blown dead like it did? Riley just landed his big fat white ass on the receiver, isn't that technically not down by contact?
>>152518049I assumed he'd collapse around now but the injuries are an interesting wrinkle, we don't actually know how much of a choke artist he may be because we never got a chance.Do they run it back next season with him?
JJ McCarthy and Blaize Shiek podcast need it or Sneed it?
this genny needs a healthy administration of Bo to fix the disease upon it
>>152518075For the pasta*, i typed too fast
Low iq take: the chiefs offensive line can't stay healthy because they are unluckyHigh iq take: the chiefs offensive line can't stay healthy because mahomes forces them to play 3x as long as they should have to by holding ball for too long
>>152518076reffies were still hanging onto hope at that point...
>>152518007The seethe and anger is fucking delicious. As is watching Watson and Micah go down.I would be fucking MAD and devastated too if I were a packfaggot.
>>152518077They won't be in a position to do much better most likely. They might be able to get Dimes cheaper though.
>>152518074That's retarded, Reagan designed HIV to kill gays AND blacks
>mfw this thread
>>152518077>Do they run it back next season with him?Nah they're signing Bradshaw out of retirement
>>152518046god that looks so fun to peel
>>152518082That smile looks so fake
>reckerfags on /nfl/
Google this bussy!
>12 /nfl/ generalsYou degenerate lot
>>152518077Yea they'll bring him back but the numbers will be interesting. I could see him getting a Baker Mayfield or Sam Darnold tier contract. Not a high end commitment but 30ish mil per on a 3 year deal feels like a respectful offer
>>152518126we should spam threads like soccerniggers do anytime anything happens desu
Pepper jack cheese and honey ham sammiches (on THICC potato bread) for the game tonight. Bang's Root beer to wash it down. I don't have a dog in the fight but I'm certainly going to enjoy the game.
>>152518049He has a broken leg
>>152518126chiefs-pats 'fans' are upset.
>>152518134based comfybro
>>152518140Not my problem
>>152518130It used to be like that but the board was much slower and generals didn't exist.
>>152518103go back to /mlb/ faggot
fucking animals
>>152518027KC belongs in the Jets table lol. They will be rebuilding the next 3 years because there cap situation is hot garbage. Maybe if they didn't pay the mutt as much as they did they'd be fine
King of /nfl/
This kid is so fucking annoying I'm siding with the Bearsfags
>>152518161kwab
>>152518161she spilled her drink kek
>>152518166That’s not ryback
>>152518130true
>>152518077danny dimes is a shuck and jive man who uses stints on the injured list to trick gms into extending him because he'll be a 'starting quarterback' 'once he's healthy'. he ran this same scheme on the giants a few years ago
>>152517555What do you hope to accomplish?
>>152518081write the postgame pasta. include the detail that blaize told him to dance on the way into the endzone and he did it
>>152518151One of the few "generals" was the eternal burrs thread. People would delete the oldest post, then bump it every day.We kept it going for over a month, which was an accomplishment because /sp/ used to be 10 times faster with everyone making short lived threads.
Patty ACLitini
>>152518166should shoop a burger king crown on his head and a face diaper...
>>152518161Youngbitch BTFO yet again
what the fuck is even happening in here
>>152518195We're through the looking glass.
who are we rooting for? Steelers or Dolphins?
im 48 years old and i finally understand the pythagorean theoremanyway go raiders
>>152518201stoolers
I’m gay
Broncos won 12 straight and Nix threw 4 touchdown passes against a legitimate team last night. When are you going to admit that they're not frauds and that a decent offense and a good defense is enough to be a contending team?
>>152518204I used it the other day to estimate the high of a building. Based old Greek guy.
>>152518201Dolphins are going to the Holy Land.
>>152518195Bo posters trying to incite rage (and nobody cares) while Burrs posters caused serious and immense assmad. Ive not seen a samefag, falseflag melty this bad in years.
>>152518205you write 300 posts in this general a day so yes you are chatgpt. hop to it retard.
>nfc east related op>posts are flying in and over half are about gay shit Everytime. Every single time.
>>152518205Did ChatGPT ever try cutting its wrists?
>>152518142there are a few traits that i hate as much as people who think>ok i cant have fun anymore>that means i will try to stop other people from having fun too
>>152518130I make gamethreads when one hits 500 even if there are 30 seconds left purely to bump divegrass off the board
>me and hurts celebrating the big win against the raiders last night.
>>152518195Bo posters attempting to troll, gayleb posters successfully trolling, boposters are now focused on the gayleb posters.It's weird.
>>152517933Fly eagles fly
>pacos trying to use the bears to distract from Bo Nix
>>152518201the one that's going to complicate other teams playoff chances because we want the final week to have games that's going to be make-or-break for as many as possible because high-stakes football is the best
Can you guys like shut up? It's time to talk about the Steelers now.
12 teams are already out of the playoff with 2 games left in the season
>>152518271Is that a lot? That seems standard
quick, prove youre white.southeast asians or latinas?
>brady at 25Did wogs have the same primordial fear of the White Man back then? You can smell it on them
>>152518271There are 3 games left in the season thoughbeit.
>>152518268OK fine.
>>152518279its goes to show that the regular season is a waste of time and money matters
The LAMEstream media tried to LIE and say this gayleb throw was dangerous, or an ill advised throw.A REAL view from the endzone from a independent news source shows it was in fact an ELITE level throw where only DJ had the opportunity to grab it and come down with it.The FAKE NEWS has gone too far this time.Caleb makes an insane throw of the year?Many such cases!
>we get to see another 10-15+ years of Nixpremacy
>>152518290Damn, that's pretty gross, to say the least—having to play three games that don't even matter.
The Steelers have the best helmets in the lig
>>152518288Neither over the age of 25 and never a long term relationship.
>chicanos cucked into shilling for a negro in order to fight the White QB White Fanbase Narrative
>>152518225>Be me>22yo JJ McCarthy, just threw 4 TDs in a blowout win against the Packers>feelin like a god, purple jersey soaked in sweat, crowd still chanting SKOLheadin to the tunnel, high-fivin fans, life peak>suddenly spot him>male cheerleader Blaize Shiek, pom-poms in hand, crop top ridin up, glitter everywhere>that tight purple skirt huggin his thighs like it's painted on>he flips his hair, winks at me while doin some gay little dance routine>heart skips a beat, what the fu->Blaize skips over, all bubbly and shit>"Great game, JJ! You were sooo dominant out there~">voice like honey but deeper, mfw he's taller than me in those heels>he twirls a pom-pom around my helmet>"Bet you could throw me farther than any of those passes ;)">brain.exe stops working>stutter like a virgin "uhh th-thanks man, you killed it on the sideline too">he giggles, leans in close, smell like vanilla and sweat>"Call me Blaize, quarterback. Maybe after the next win... we celebrate? Just us boys?">feel somethin stir in the jockstrap, oh no no no>teammates walkin by snickerin, Jefferson yellin "Get it JJ!">panic, mumble somethin about film study>Blaize pouts, does a little hip shake "Your loss, big boy. But I'll be cheering extra loud for you next time~">walk away bowlegged, soul leavin body>tfw the Vikings QB might be goin gay for the male cheerleader>tfw Blaize Shiek owns my ass now>tfw no gf, only pom-poms and glitter dreams
Are dolphins out if they lose to steleers?
Any chance we see Aaron's wife at the game today? Kind of strange that you marry a NFL quarterback and don't watch your husband play.
>>152518292R.I.P. :(
how do you fix the raidies
>>152518308The steelers should all wear guardian caps.
>broncucks poster is a JIDF agent No surprise to anyone.
>>152518315He has a wife?
>>152518297It won’t matter with these people. Williams isn’t white, so they don’t care unless it’s to put Williams down to boost their own low self-esteem.
>>152518325Yeah her name is Britani and they love eachother
>>152518325Nice flag Sir Patel, or is it Mr Wong?
>>152518315What's more "strange" is how he doesn't have kids
>>152518325
How will the Giants lose to the Raiders? Jeanty legacy game? Defensive PAT? Miracle lateral?
Based Ben won't be happy until the Lombardi is in Halas hall, and then it's on to the next one.
>>152518339I don't have kids.
>>152518348dart will throw five tugs in a 40-0 rout
>>152518339not wanting to kids is a good thing...you whore of a mother should have swallow
>>152518339Hard to impregnate a woman, when you cum in a mans asshole.
>>152518268henlo...yes this is /encroachment/...
>>152518297Astonishingly good throw
>>152518313that's that good shit right there yessir.......
>>152518346Must be a Cancer patient
>>152518353He has all the wealth in the world and has been married for years and your saying it's not strange he doesn't have kids? Even Tom Brady had kids with a super model despite pregnancies ruining the body
>>152518371
>>152518325She goes to another school, you wouldn't know her.
>>152518314check the tiebreakers with the texans
>>152518374It's not perfect but I'm always surprised when grok can spit something like that out. I only gave it a basic 20 word prompt
>>152518361>have all the money in the world>spend it on grills instead of fixing your apelike overbiteHe deserved to get hurt yesterday
>>152518371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ANkW3g8OB8
Which team do you NOT want to see your team play in the playoffs? For me, it's the Texans, they're dangerous as fuck right now and make every offense look retarded.
>>152518396>grok, please tell me a story about my life, but put the main character as a QB that makes me seetheinteresting prompt there, aussie
Stop spamming that pasty faced game manager faggot
>>152518411It doesnt matter if we make the playoffsWithout Micah and Watson, this team aint beating anyone.
>>152518315yeah we might see him
>we
>>152518333afaik marriages are public record so if any of these journalists bother to do the legwork they'd be able to get "her" maiden name you can't hide a marriage
>>152518424
>>152518424Bo Nix is the best qb in the league and you can cope and seethe about it
>>152518319I'm glad they won on DT day.
Is Marcus Freeman NFL head coach material?
considering the amount of spam we get, are bonixians devolving into mahomes posters?
I was told the Cowboys would win out.
>>152518468pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
>>152518192lol
On glad on xmas day we get to watch Marcus Mariota now
thro pix aint making it past wild card weekend thoughbiet
>>152518468>I was told the Cowboys would win
>>152518461They were always the same posters. It's just trolls desperate for (you)s, they'll take any stance as long as it gets people to talk to them. Sad really.
>>152518461Mahomes is a product of Andy Reid and has been exposed. While Bo Nix is a rising star qb
Mr. Makes (You) Seethe.
>>152518459He looks like the zestiest buck this side of Caleb
>>152518488people unironically think this though
>>152518383Supposedly he got married in the offseason anon
>Kay’s are nicerflatted footed whore
>>152518313A
>>152518103we need nu though
>>152518211They are a historically great pass rush. That alone makes them dangerous
>>152518482I wish he would play and get even more injured
Go Steelers! Boo everyone else!
>>152518211>legitimate team last night.>'turds>legitimatekek
>>152518313i bet blaize and louie have sucked off half the team at this point
BO BO BO BO BO BO LOOK LOOKY IM A FAGGOT MAHOMES OBSESSED KIWI VPN SPAMMING THE THREAD BO BO BO BO BO BO MY QUARTERBACK IS TRASH I BANDWAGON OTHER TEAMS TO ESCAPE IT AND IF YOU CALL ME OUT ON THAT I'LL SPAM THE SHITTY MEME QUARTERBACK
>>152518374Kirk Cousins looked disgusting--bulletproof vest protruding--from his purple jersey before Mike Zimmer. Very very disrespectful.
>>152518514Literally all I put into grok was "Write a 4chan copypasta about a post game conversation between Minnesota Vikings Quarterback JJ McCarthy and a male cheerleader named Blaize Shiek" and that's what it spat out. We live in crazy fucking times
Bo Nix is the next Tom Brady
Let's hear it for the boyyyy
>>152518546
Bears v Broncos SB
I wanna see Bo Nix Bo Nussy
>>152518582Is this a Bears admission that the Packers would have gone to the SB had their team not fallen apart?
>>152518546>No you can't talk about the team that made 7 straight AFCCGs missing the playoffs and their first ballot HOF QB going down in the same game>why would you think that is NFL news?
oh look, the redd*t fags have gotten off work and ruined the thread. What’s new.
The Chiefs made the Super Bowl in back to back seasons that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid, and Steve Spagnuolo is. It's also an indictment on the rest of the AFC. Imagine being the Bills and the Ravens and still not being able to go in for the kill on Kansas City while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud QBs at least in the AFC are Mahomes and Joe Burrow and Burrow is about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight season. The Chiefs are seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now are starting to get their offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the conference now. The neutral fan in me wants to see someone else rise up to give the Chiefs a challenge since Baltimore and Buffalo have consistently dropped the ball and the Bengals are wasting Joe Burrow's prime, plus he's made of glass. The team in the AFC I see now is surprisingly the Colts. That offense of Indy looks legit and Daniel Jones is looking like another great reclamation project so I'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat the Chiefs, I will actually applaud them for doing what Buffalo and Baltimore couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Patrick Mahomes though. This man is an all time great Quarterback already. He already has 17 fucking playoff wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th season of being the starting QB for the Chiefs, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Do you guys realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the QBs to play in the Super Bowl era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when I say stuff like this, usually people bombard me with posts about Brady, but I think Tom Brady is the GOAT. I think Tom Brady can be surpassed. But can we appreciate what Mahomes is doing?
Will the Broncos beat 72 sacks this season?
>>152518546Schizo Alert!
>>152518605only read the first sentence but the past 2 years were not "supposed to be" down years, they were down years because Mahomes is regressing and the Chiefs defense was propping them up.
Divisional football is honestly fucking great. You have some like 3-10 or 2-11 team playing like their lives depend on it for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
>>152518607Ben's autism is infectious
>>152518620>for absolutely no reason whatsoever.The reason is FUCK those guys.
>>152518602>guys, I'm thinking about reddit again
Potential Head Coach candidates ; >RaidersSaleh>Falcons Notre Dame guy >TitansMike Lafleur >Steelers Chris Shula / Vance Joseph
>>152518582The Bears are not beating the Rams or the 49ers to get to the owl.
>>152518605Ref baby fraud KEK
>>152518620have you heard of pride or the concept of loving what you do fren>>152518627and this
>>152518627This was so fucking kino
>>152518529NINEDINED
>>152518605Tl;dr
So we're probably not getting playoff Carlie huh? That's a shame. I wanted to see her in more outfits
>>152518640Yes they are.
>>152518658probably not unfortunately but>booba
>>152518658Imagine the muff.
>>152518661Nah.
>>152518670Yea
>>152518673Fucking kek are you making these yourself or just converting them? I wanna give it a try but I'm not sure which to use
>Officer: "You don't plan on hurting yourself?">Beckman: "No. Jalen Hurts turned the ball over six times, man."Fucking kek
>>152518677Like a chinese knock off Chargers pasta. Pathetic.
>>152518661You honestly think that Matthew Stafford is going to turn the ball over? Because that's the only way I could see the bears winning and I just don't see it. The 49ers are a well coached running first team so I don't see them doing it either which is exactly why I don't see the bears beating them either.
>>152518688someone else did
>>152518677anyone who watched the chiefs knew they weren't going anywhere, do chiefs fans not watch the games?
>>152518627>fucking soccer kick on a guy at the bottom of a dogpileBASED
>>152518696did ramsfags just memoryhole the panthers game or something?
>>152518696Yes, I do.
Who’s the new team that everyone hates now that the Chiefs are ded ?
>>152518696Bro they lost to the fucking Panthers
>>152518709even before the chiefs missed the playoffs (rigged against them), everyone has hated the broncucks. Look at the amount of jeets that spam them in here
>>152518709at this pace it's going to be broncos...
>>152518717Me on the left
>>152518706Not a ramsfag but I don't see it happening. Every qb has bad games and the panthers were playing the game like it was a superbowl because if they don't get the division title, they are not making the playoffs
>>152518706We couldn’t stop the run against Carolina. We did against the Lions. That being said, the Bears are towards top of the league in turnover differential, so it’s definitely something to note for optimistic Rams fans such as myself
niggles are gonna lose the next 3 games
>>152518696I don’t think there’s a single nfc playoff team I’d favor the Bears against in January, with the corpse of the Packers and the nfcs winner being the only exceptions. If the Lions make it, you just know Dan will want to boat race Ben, which they’ll probably do in week 18 too.
>>152518739the bears are a top 2 rushing team itl
>>152518482Well when your getting badly outplayed by your backup QB, better to just regroup and go again next training camp.Most of the blame for this belongs to AP for dicking around Terry. Its terrible GMing to take away a young, developing QBs only good WR away from him for the whole offseason.
You wouldn't believe how hard Pats fans are crying
If you type in "girls farting" on YouTube you'll be amazed by the results
This bussy made the (You) in back to back posts that were supposed to be down years. That's a testament to how great the combination of Ryback, Nephew, and Unc is. It's also an indictment on the rest of /nfl/. Imagine being JFFM and Pedosknee and still not being able to go in for the kill on this bussy while it was at its lowest point, that has to be fucking demoralizing. At this point, the only non fraud primates at least in /nfl/ are Ryback and Mina Feet and Feet is about to miss the captcha for the 3rd post. This bussy is seriously unmatched in this fucking conference and now is starting to get its offensive mojo back so it's really about to be over for the genny now. The neutral fan in >us wants to see someone else rise up to give this bussy a challenge since Pedosknee and JFFM have consistently dropped the ball and Dov Kleiman is wasting Mina Feet's prime, plus he's made of glass. The statfag in /nfl/ I see now is surprisingly Taylor Rooks. That offense of Taylor Rooks looks legit and Anon's Cat is looking like another great reclamation project so >we'll be rooting for them and if they somehow do indeed do it and beat this bussy, >we will actually applaud them for doing what JFFM and Pedosknee couldn't ever do. Lets get back to Ryback though. This man is an all time great Primate already. He already has 17 fucking captcha wins, that's 2nd most all time and he's only in his 8th post of being the starting primate for this bussy, that's the embodiment of greatness and he's already a 1st ballot /SPOL/ CANCER. Do you guttybois realize how fucking amazing that is? Out of all the primates to play in the (You) era, he's already rapidly approaching the status of 2nd greatest of all time. Now when >we say stuff like this, usually people bombard >us with posts about Anime, but >we think AI Anime is the GOAT. >We don't think AI Anime ever be surpassed. But can't cuh ahh appreciate what Ryback is doing?
Drake 'Drake Maye' Maye is YOUR MVP. Also, new trip same dick.
>>152518777
>>152518779He choked
>>152518740We can only hope the commanders are that based
https://youtu.be/eL8uAE7UZWI?si=RBtq6Pl76LwkMmCwREEEEE REFFIES HELP ME
>>152518741>I don’t think there’s a single nfc playoff team I’d favor the Bears against in JanuaryThank you for putting your lack of ball knowledge right at the start so I didn't have to read your whole post.
Stafford is winning MVP over nix who is garbage defense baby. Mahomes and Stafford share a pact to never allow the AFC to ever have peace.I predict the owl will be patriots and rams rematch where the rams win out
>>152518751Not worried about it. The Carolina game was a fluke. Much more worried about the Rams secondary. We can stuff the run nearly as well as anyone Only team I was worried about in the NFC were the Packturds, but sadly they’ve become a corpse
>>152518779There's a high school football thread for you to post in, pedo
>>152518792KWAB
Yeah, cuh, this Bills bussy (Buffalo) is straight-up built different right now. Ryback (Josh Allen) dragging them back from down 21-0 against the Pats to keep that 10-4 record alive and stay in the hunt for the AFC East? That's peak primate energy. Nephew (James Cook) and Unc (Sean McDermott) got the squad clicking, offense finally finding that mojo again with Allen accounting for damn near 40 TDs this year alone.Real talk, the rest of the AFC is looking fraudulent as hell. Pedosknee (Patrick Mahomes) and the Chiefs are straight-up eliminated from playoffs after that ACL tear and getting swept by the Chargers—glass body finally caught up, no more dodging the kill shot. JFFM (Lamar Jackson) and the Ravens still lurking with a solid record, but Lamar's playoff demons (3-5 career, choking in big spots) got fans nervous he's about to miss the captcha again when it matters.Mina Feet (Mina Kimes? Or some podcaster vibe) ain't it, and Dov Kleiman wasting primes left and right. Neutral fans like us wanna see chaos—rooting for those statfag squads like the Chargers (10-4, Herbert cooking) or maybe the Texans with their reclamation projects to step up and actually challenge this Bills run.But facts: Ryback already an all-time great in his 8th season as starter. Career playoff wins sitting at 7 right now (7-6 record), putting him in elite company for a guy his age. He's got multiple 35+ TD seasons, MVP hardware this year, and rapidly climbing those leaderboards. People hit you with the "but no ring/Super Bowl yet" like they do Anime (Aaron Rodgers?), but nah—AI Anime (Tom Brady) is the undisputed GOAT with 35 playoff wins and 7 rings, untouchable.That said, can't we appreciate Ryback's run? In a down year for the AFC with the Chiefs out, this is the widest open path Buffalo's ever had. If they get the offense humming full-time and Ryback stays healthy, it's really about to be over for the genny. Super Bowl or bust this time—no excuses. Guttybois, y'all feeling it?
Patriots are winning out and making the superbowl
>>152518788i rarely hate anyone but this fucking guy took propably many videos about himself reacting to a star wars trailer where he forced himself to "cry" by refusing to blink, please dont be like this frens
>>152518706Rams fans are retarded spics
this nigga mahomie da goat fr i aint even playin cuh when i grow up i wanna be jus like him
>>152518546yup this guy is having a bobobo induced melty, pass the ketchup
I don't understand why people post Ryback and it all seems to be the most annoying posters
>>152518792Begging for help from my reffies sounds pathetic, but it's acknowledgment of who really runs this bitch. More teams could stand to be this humble.
>>152518830I don't even know who Ryback is, I googled it and all that came up was some pro wrestler? Who are they even talking about?
>>152518807Not beating future goat Stafford in the owl or the pats when maye has his weapons.
>>152518779Rough game, but he's becoming my favorite QB to watch. I love watching QBs who can sling it from the pocket and consistently make throws.
>>152518811It was a good loss to have, hurts bad emotionally and will force them to work harder.
>>152518792wait your turn lil bro
>>152518838Casey Ryback, the chef that steven seagal played in under siege 1 and 2
He couldn't stick it out, he'd probably have 2 million subs and his own shitty chocolate line now if he stuck it out, instead he Andrew Luck'd out of the scene.
>>152518838yea exactly, the most annoying posters
What's the least soulful and unsatisfactory owl matchup that would make you not want to watch it.
>>152518844Vrabel took no responsibilityThis is the beginning of the end
>>152518792Trvth nuke
>>152518830"Ryback" is peak /nfl/ (Reddit's NFL subreddit) copypasta culture, specifically a hyper-stan meme for Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills.It started as a satirical, over-the-top praise post hyping Josh Allen (called "Ryback" because he's a massive, jacked QB who "feeds me" wins like the WWE wrestler Ryback's "Feed Me More" gimmick—plus the physical resemblance). The original pastas were these long, rambling, AAVE-heavy rants calling the Bills "this bussy" (slang for the team, like "pussy" but twisted), other QBs frauds (e.g., "Pedosknee" for Mahomes, "JFFM" for Lamar), and Allen an all-time great "primate" (QB).
As a Bills fan, this is what I'm talking about for 2026
>>152518848Deplorable.
>>152518874>no pornThere isn't a thing in the world that can part me from my granny porn collection. Gonna have to say no to Bills Mafia.
>>152518842>TaintsKek pootriots fags can't help themselves
>>152518874>4-6 eggs/dayget a load of moneybags over here
>>152518867That never happened.
>>152518898that's less than $3 a day poorfag
>>152518874No meals in the morning is retarded, how are you going to start the day strong without any fuel? You just slept for 8 hours straight and you want to go another 4 without eating? Retarded.
>>1525188742-3 eggs is more than enough, 4-6 is just silly
>>152518874>no meals in the morning
>>152518865lol sure thing razorcakes. enjoy your superbowl you just had because that's the best you're going to get all season long
hay guize....ryback XDDDDDDDDD
>he doesn’t know about The Great White Hope RybackNgmi
>>152518907yeah bro you totally need to eat after doing 8 hours of strenuous ass sleeping. better get some sugar and caffeine in there too just to be sure
>>152518874if you want to make changes in your life just start doing them now. Don't announce it or farm for clout just fucking do it.
>>152518919>t. autistic 'nutritionist'Your body needs protein in the morning, sleep is when you're healing brochacho.
>>152518848This was the best version of Under Siege.
>>152518924the ones who succeed are focused on telling about their endeavor after they have succeeded, not before
>>152518911Name one successful coach that publicly whines about tbe refs
>>152518919Your body processes the majority of your calories while you sleep, that's when it repairs everything you fuck up while awake.
>>152518934andy reid
if you can't name 3 players in each team you don't know ball
>>152518948Ryback
>>152518930...was she eating cinnamon rolls?
>>152518862Niners Ravens
>>152518934Mike Vrabel is successful despite being stuck with Marcus Mariota all those years.
>>152518948Cam Ward.....LaJarius Sneed....Aries Spears?
>>152518297God that throw is so fucking good, I just saw an all-22 of it from the opposite end zone and it just gets better every time I see it
>>152518874>>152518910>>152518907>>152518919>>152518929>>152518938you're not supposed to eat the very second you wake up you retards. for hundreds of thousands of years humans had to literally get up to hunt, as do most animals. you're not supposed to have an entire fridge of food waiting for you at daybreak, you gluttonous morons
>>152518862chargers and rams
>>152518948Tim Hightower
>>152518973the seethe itt would be all time tho
>>152518910I eat two meals a day, and have for almost a decade. never been healthier.
>>152518917>Rybitch's romanticization
>>15251896631 more to go
>>152518968you're moving goalposts. no one said anything about eating the very second you wake up nor about eating gluttonous amounts.
>>152518968Humans back then died at 20, not sure if we should take their habits over a doctor.
I still have no idea if the Bills are elite or not.
>>152518975Now this is a throwback. I remember when he cracked the fuck out of an Eagles defender's skull when he was running downhill in the 2009 NFC Championship
>>152518985they're not, but in a year like this they are probably good enough to win the owl.
>>152518977i would have to see your blood results to know for sure, everyone here is a brainsurgeon that does ironmans twice a year
Ryback makin them seethe
Is Zac still my teams coach?
>>152518979Um, Geno Smith, Brock Bowser, and uh that white dude who ripped off black culture, uh Bing Crosby
>>152518982>I ate breakfast>cavemen didn't eat breakfast!?!?!?!?! You must be a glutton!?!?!?!?!?!Somes anons can't imagine what it would be like to eat breakfast of they didn't
>>152519002Bengals ownership is cheap as fuck, so he's there until his contract runs out. Hoe Sheisty is never going to win a Super Bowl.
>>152519007but i did eat breakfast
>>152518963Because he was a Henrybabby
>>152519007MAHA wants you to swim in human waste to build up immunity.
>>152518874It looks way harder than it actually is. It's do-able. Very very do-able. Can't promise that I'm actually going to do all this but the thought is nice. One day at a time, I suppose.Go Bills.
>>152519018You mean Marcus Mariota was a Henry baby. If it wasn't for Henry, Marcus Mariota would have looked totally pedestrian on the titans.
>>152518161I just don’t understand how it’s possible to go out in public and get in a physical altercation. I just ignore people that are angry. They’re angry because they’re stupid. If someone were to try and attack me I would just simply shoot them
If you can't name the long snapper of every team, you don't know ball.
James Cook is the smoothest looking runner in the league, you can't refute this.
>>152519014RIP, you will only have 30 to 40 more years to live at least if you keep that shit up.
>>152518989Some RBs the peak is incredibly short but even if it's only one season or a few games I always remember them. I was also a bit of a Cardinals bandwagoner back then because they were such a fun team to watch with Warner, Boldin, Fitzgerald etc
I know how it'll end at the playoffs but please let me hocopium one last time.
>>152519036Based as fuck, interpersonal conflict is something that you have to willingly participate in, but low IQ subhumans don't understand that.
Hi, I uh just wanted to say that uh...if we're just looking at socioeconomic factors it doesn't really explain it. Look, I'm not trying to be racist but like...the way they play the game is indicative of a certain...manner of thinking. Thank you.
>>152518605You mean what Mahomes has done, anon. If he can't figure out how to effectively throw from the pocket on the regular, his career is done at 35. Andy Reid has made it to the superbowl without many different qbs and I am not convinced that Patrick Mahomes can make the superbowl without Andy Reid.
>>152519056such an underrated anime but I hate that it had a sad ending
>>152519065Thanks for your time, anon. Now go out there and break a leg.
>>152519067>without*with
What is your team’s official tailgate food? ChiefsBurnt ends
What is your guys favorite way to form a crust on a steak?
packturds went all in btw
>>152519086BucsYour moms pussy lol
>>152519094Crisco and throw it in a pre heated airfryer for 8 minutes
is he right?
Do any of you guys ever stop to appreciate how good a basic ass chicken nugget is? I would never want to live in the pass and be without all of the delicious engineered slop we have available in modern times. I found my Saturday gameday snack.
>>152519086RamsTacos and bacon wrapped hot dogs
>>152519103N
>>152519086BearsItalian beef and/or sausage Also what is KC BBQs "thing"? Like Texas has S&P, oak smoke, no sauce. Carolinas have pork and vinegar sauce. What makes KCBBQ KCBBQ?
>>152519103As a black man I think Bo Nix owes us all an apology
>>152519103Is that a compliment
>>152519094over a charcoal chimney
AR deserves another chance
>>152519113Forgot pic
>>152519122reminds me of something but I cant put my finger on it...
>>152519121and he is worse than all of them
>>152519126>a player can't improve retard
>>152519094Sports?
>>152518968BreakfastBreak your fast.
>>152519113kc masterpiece bbq sauce
>>152518985They can be a WC bounce or make it to the owl if Allen is able to put on his superman cape for 3 games straight. From an outside point of view requiring your QB to consistently play out of his mind to overcome 2+ score deficits is not sustainable, but the league is wide open this year and the Gatekeeper is gone
>>152519094Don't post this off topic shit again. You're ruining the thread for everyone and being obnoxious. You have to stay on topic at all times
so this is a thread>>152518628>>152518628>>152518628>>152518628
>>152519113The tomato-molasses based sauce. Yknow, the most popular style of bbq in the country
>The Dolphins have won four straight games and, with just a 1% chance to make the playoffs, are looking to play spoiler toward the end of the season.>If Pittsburgh gets a win, it has a 72% chance to secure a playoff spot, but a loss knocks the Steelers down to 54%, according to Next Gen Stats.>>152519137he's made of glass fren
>insecure because their qb is black and gay
>>152519121OW MY EYE
>>152519121Isn’t he injured? That doesn’t totally count as giving up
>>152518874>6-7 hours of sleepi aim for 9 minimum personally
>>152519151t. no fun allowed
>>152518546chicano meltdown
Bears Broncos SOUL OWLBOOK IT.
Is there a sadder franchise than the Cardinals?
>>152519113Lots of sugar.
>It won’t matter with these people. Williams isn’t white, so they don’t care unless it’s to put Williams down to boost their own low self-esteem.
>>152519177Nope. It takes research to realize it though. They've had random good seasons which disqualifies them from having sympathy. But the Kangz are the ones who deserve the most. Everyone should feel sorry for us at all times. I'm not kidding either.
>>152519177Is there a sadder city than Arizona?
>>152519094This is the absolute best way anon. Salt the meat at room temperature, and then put it in the freezer for at least a day. Heat up a cast iron pan, use some olive or avacado oil, you want it med-high almost at smoke. Drop that frozen steak on there and flip it when you have a good crust. Don't worry about overcooking it. Finish with butter and whatever else you want to baste it with.
>>152519177They need to stop hiring bald GMs. Steve Keim was bald. Monti Ossenfort is bald. Can't win like that
>>152519177my vikies are up there. every generation on minnesotans have experienced a heartbreaking playoff loss while never winning the lombardi
>>152519177They need to go back to St. Louis
fagtriots blew a 21 point lead
>>152519095>going all in with Jordan Love as qbyikes
>>152518134Did you remember to add some Weber's?
>>152519109My elementary school had the best chicken nuggets I've ever eaten, bummed I can't buy them at a store and will never get to eat them again. Them combined with mashed potatoes was fucking delicious.
>>152519238couldn't be my bungles
>>152519250Was it before Obama? I swear school food was really good back then.
>>152519113KC style is hickory smoked meat, with the standard prototypical red bbq sauce. It’s now a common thing all over the country but the style is original to Kansas City.
>>152519250Just get whatever nugs they send to prisons.
>>152519177The Browns.
>>152519248Of course.
>>152519257Yes, it was before Obama. I was out of school by the time he was in, but I heard the food really went downhill once school food got overhauled by Michelle.
>>152519276fuck yeah.haven't lived in 716 in over 20 years, but I still order Weber's, Texas Chili, Sponge Candy whenever I can.would keep buying Sahlens but they have really gone down hill since about 2018.
>schedulebabbys acting like they lost because of holding calls despite giving up 5 (five) straight TD drivesSoftest team in the league. Diggs is plowing Maye's wife btw
>>152519094Decent Lump charcoal (not briquettes) on a standard weber kettle grill.Yes, you technically get the best *looking* sear by using a cast iron pan, but there is no comparison to the actual TASTE.You still get a good sear, plus the lump charcoal flavor sends it over the top.Lump smells and tastes a lot different than your standard Kingsford briquettes. A lot more smoke, a lot grittier.If all you care about is looks, Sous Vide for 4 hours, throw into hot cast iron. Expect a worse flavor.
Go Bills
>>152519086>>1525191092 parts mayonnaise1 part ketchupa few generous glugs of Worcestershire saucea couple glugs of onions saucea pinch of salta couple generous sprinkles of MSGa couple pinches of garlic powdera lot of black pepperMix well until you think you've mixed as well as you can, and then mix some more. I recommend using a clear container to ensure you don't leave any clumps of mayonnaisse unmixed. Let it sit in the fridge for at least 16 hours and you have a nice sauce that works for tendies, burgers, or any other meat.
>>152519307this
OH LAWD
>>152519299They literally gave the chiefs a ride to their last superbowl. People have a right to complain when the refs can single handedly determine the outcome of a game
>>152519314>using a clear container to ensure you don't leave any clumps of mayonnaisse unmixedmay i suggest a whisk
Game thread >>152518628>>152518628>>152518628
>>152519317Just one before we die
>>152519339Thanks
>>152519346if he wins an owl i can forgive the race mixing
>>152519346Please, just one.
>>152519118This is the absolute best way to sear a steak as hot as possible without cooking the underlying meat.
The Steelers vs. the Panthers is the Super Bowl we deserve
>>152519112>scared of jannies ngmi
Kek tomlin is shivering through these questions
>>152519287>but I heard the food really went downhill once school food got overhauled by Michelle.Im not going to simp for obama in the least bit, but the whole ordeal was a piss poor situation which always fucks over the poor kids.The healthy food initiative was setting a federal bare minimum standard for school lunch foods. If you went to a middle class white school in a white state, your school lunch already met the minimum standards and nothing really changed.Only the absolute worst shithole schools in shithole states, in ghetto communities where they fed kids absolute goyslop was it an issue.And of course, since people dont give a fuck about kids and only care about partisan politics, lots of the shittiest schools in the country went out of their way to make their shitty meals even shittier. Malicious compliance to cause outrage, so they can get back to feeding poor kids the goyslop they had already been feeding them.Underprivileged kids who were already getting screwed got screwed harder with inedible shit until they finally relented and got it changed back.A program with good intentions, which was derailed by bad actors. Feeding kids halfway decent food shouldnt be a political weapon, yet somehow we made it that
>>152519346Nukes will fall as they win the Superbowl
Bussy
>>152519023>things I'm some trumptard just because he's a libtardSorry coastie, try again
>>152519086>your teams signature tailgate foodThis is bandwagoner activity. Tailgate food is family specific, my grandmother's recipe for chili is my food which now I make for my kids for tailgates.
>>152519451you probably put beans in it lmao
>>152519465being afraid of beans is a sign of autism
>>152519480>he puts beans in his chiliCOPEOPEPEE
>>152519465red beans are based
>>152519510>>he puts beans in his chiliSometimes, I dont have autism
>>152519177What's sad is I was trying to think of players from the worst teams earlier and I completely forgot about the cardinals.
>>152519480Oh no...
>>152519480>thinkin bout thos beans
>>1525194653 green peppers diced2 onions diced1 jar of diced tomato's 3 cans of kidney beans (drained)2 cans of diced chili's1-5 diced fresh jalapeños (depending on how much heat you want)3 cups water2 tablespoons cumin5 tablespoons chili powderCook broth for 1 hourAdd1 lb ground beef (browned/strained)1 lb medium Italian sausage (browned/strained)1 package of polish sausage dicedCook for 5 hours on low stirring every 30 minutesFreeze overnight then reheat on low for 1 hour
Chili is one of those things I like to experiment with. I don't mind beans some times, but I've also tried chocolate, coffee, anchovies, minced carrots, minced pickled jalapenos, etc. Sometimes it's a bunch of different things, but so long as it has some anchos in it I can usually change the flavor as needed while it's cooking. Key is starting smaller batch and figure out the ratios.
Was Arthur Jones's cause of death ever revealed?
>>152519557Is that the Cowboy's player? He was running from the cops and ended up pulling over and shooting himself if I recall correctly.
>>152519548>tomatos>beans>no saltcooklet detected. im sure your glorified spaghetti sauce tastes fine but dont call it chili kek
>>152519569No that's Marshawn Kneeland, Jones played for the Ravens in the 2010s
>>152518874>no 9 hours of sleep>no breaking of fast with bread, ale, and bacon burned blackCringe!
>>152519588ah, reading up on him now. Didn't know about it, and he has some pretty high profile family members too, so that me be part of it.
>>152518968Do you think they hunted literally every morning of every day? I guarantee they ate some berries and smoked mammoth when they woke up
Looks like Jones died of a heart attack, probably a vax tax
I don't use bell peppers on my chili, I use jalapenos instead, usually about 20 for a crock pot. Maybe a couple poblanos too. Seeds and membranes removed then diced like you would woth bell peppers. I use various types of chili powder, most I grind down myself from the big bags of dried chilis you can buy. I usually put dark kidney beans in it, crushed tomatoes, beef and chicken broth, fire roasted tomatoes, a little bit of cocoa powder, otherwise pretty typical chili. It's not really that hot. Sometimes rarely I'll put corn in it but only if I'm eating it with oyster crackers. Usually I eat it with corn bread.
>>152519553My favorite thing to do is smoked brisket or chuck for the meat, its really good.I finally got around to trying cubed steak for the meat.It was very odd. You know in Chunkys or other canned soups, you get a chunk of meat and it just disintegrates into mush when you bite it?Thats what the cubed steak did, it tasted like your typical ultra lean beef, but boy the consistency sucked.
>>152519579>SALTLOL
>>152519300Everyone calls it a crust not a sear
Shedeur Sanders' ranking out of 44 quarterbacks who have logged at least 165 snaps>EPA+CPOE 44th>Adj EPA/Play 44th >EPA/Play 44th>Success Rate 44th>CPOE 44th>Comp % 43rd
>>152519579What tastes more like chili anonSalt or Cumin?
The NFL is rigged
>>152519675The same people who jerk themselves over using 100 year old cast iron and muh maillard reaction, just to post pictures on reddit?Good for you man
>>152519480YO! HE EATIN BEANS!!!
>>152519695anon... why is chili called chili?
>>152519695Why do you think that cum tastes like chili anon? Are you a friend of Aaron Rodgers?
>>152519480That's right
I am rigged.
Cumin this bussy
Next year's division winners will be>Lawrence>Nix>Maye>McCarthy >Shough>Purdy>DartWhat white quarterback are the Steelers getting in the offseason to make a clean 8?
did Pey Pey have a stroke
>>152519685perfect tank commander, andrew berry was playing 5d chess. at this point i'm fine with giving both him and stefanski another year, it's so blatantly obvious they weren't trying to win from the get-go and haslam signed off on it. hopefully berry has gotten better at scouting qbs, wrs and olinemen
>>152519762Burrow.
>>152519775That's just how white people talk/act
>>152519801God that would be hilarious if he stayed in the division
>>152519780russians are dogshit at tank warfare, your opinion on the matter should be disregarded by everyone
>>152519762Philip Rivers
>>152519125
>>152519775He has new teeth, that's the problem
>>152519812we literally won the largest tank battle of history which was one of the most crucial turning points of world war 2
>>152519858should have specified, russians are "currently" dogshit at tank warfare
>>152519695Please tell me you're trolling
>No, I'm not worried at all. My Chiefs are going to come back strong next year and win it all.>I know I've been a fan for only 4 years but they're my wife's boyfriend's team so they have to be my team too.
>>152519897a tank on tank battle is so rare now, now it's just dude drone lmao
>>152519669The key with steak is to add it at the very end, not at the beginning or midway through. As far as other meats, I've found that beef ribs baked with just salt and pepper wrapped in foil is the best. Have to go low and slow with it, I typically cook it in cycles over 24 hours to really render out as much fat and oil from the meat and bones as possible. Hard part is it's kind of messy, so I usually use a cast iron, wrap the ribs in foil, cook. Then let it rest, and put it in the fridge. Makes getting all of the drippings so much easier. You can use that as a soup stock, or to really add a lot of beef flavor to chili or anything else you're cooking.
>>152519747that looks delicious ngl>when that shallot hits
>>152518532They were 9-3-1 before last night, what's a legitimate team? Is it JUST the rams?
>>152520003Eagles, they just happen to be complete retards
>>152519858I thought you guys were the bad guys in WW2. Not like Gus or Tuco but like Emilio.
Reminder the cheifs would have won the owl this year if pat doesn't get cheapshotted
>>152520030Reminder that my cock would be in your mouth right now if we were having this conversation face to face
>>152520012Pretty sure they gave up 18 points to the broncos in the 4th to choke away a 14 point lead earlier this season
>>152520016>I thought you guys were the bad guys in WW2They won the war for the allies anon. It was the fuckery afterward that sowed the divisions. In some respects we and the Brits were the true bad guys in that war.
>>152520043Your cock is on your face? Sounds gay even if it is your cock
Why do redditors hate Bo Nix?
>>152520048Yea, complete retards that's what I said. Have a 14 point lead in the 4th quarter? Should we run and kill the clock? or spam passes to AJ to make him feel better?which one do you think they went with
>>152520067Fuck outta here commie, we nuked Japan and Bitchler shooted himself before we could nuke him
>>152520095Clock management in this sport is so poorly understood it really blows my mind nobody brings it up. I mean, it's embarrasing.
>>152519762Based
>>152520115The thing is Sirianni knows how to manage the clock, he decides not to.
>>152520016nazis and soviets is basically the equivalent of the last super bowl, most people agree both are evil but opinions will vary on who's the lesser evil. i'll side with my kinsmen even if they were ruled by total ghouls at the time
i saw rusanon kissin a glizzy at the shake shop
>>15252016299% of Americans don't even realize how incestuous all the EU kings and leadership was the last 1000 years. They also don't realize that over half of Americans are of primarily German decent.
>>152520162Thanks for Tetris and Serious Sam
Dakota BASEDscott
Dook poopscoot
>uhoh stinkyscott
Dyke Scotpot
dick poopsock
>>152520294NewIn a few
NEW>>152520088>>152520088>>152520088
>>152519205theres only one current NFL team that has never won a old chanpionship or modern superbowl
Old man GODgers needs one to ride into the sunset...
>>152520479>>152520483
>>152520490would that be my atlanta falcons?
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>>152518289What the fuck was he thinking with that hair bros
500
these gennys arent even reaching fie hunnit anymore
>>152517933Nigger
>>152522575cowherd
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