the yuropoor mind cant even begin to fathom the SOVL of college football
>>152523920Yes we can. Sounds comfy. Why would you assume we cannot fathom it? We never shit on CFB, we only call the NFL sovlless
>>152523920So they've even swapped the ticketing to advertising a brand of beans?
>Ameribeans
>>152524093kek
>>152524093shut it nigel
>>152524103looks mmm good
>>152523920>Being part of a corporate marketing campaign>SOVLAmericans truly are retarded.
>>152524093you're brown
>Bucked Up LA Bowl Hosted By Gronk
These niggas givin' beans
>>152524180Does your soccer league have no private, for-profit corporate ownership?Has your soccer system have any teams founded before 1875?If no to any of these, your sport is less SOVLful than American college football
>>152524638>Has your soccer system have any teams founded before 1875?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_football_clubs
>>152524638>Has your soccer system have any teams founded before 1875?FA Cup started 1871.
>>152523920Boca Raton? That nigga Spottemgottem been on my mind...
>>152524093>rattled all the mutts Good post, bong.
>>152524638>no private, for-profit corporate ownershipwait you think the ncaa and its schools are not private, for profit entities?lmao
>>152524093we know you love beans too
>>152523920imagine being fan 2001 and you are stuck with a can of beans at the game
>>152523920They love choosing between a can of beans and an irrelevant football game though.
>>152525587dis nigga eatin beans
>>152523920You cant convince me to go to FAU's stadium at the price of a can of beans
>>152524093lmfao
>>152523920>Glorified wildly inefficient tax write offStarving in america is not possible lol
beans are quintessentially cfb
>>152523920I unironically think that College football and basketball are just as SOVL as European football due to the feeling of belonging to the place where they live. Franchises in pro sports feel plastic. Who the fuck in Las Vegas loves the Raiders? Now, in Alabama if you fuck with their team, you ded. I respect that
>>152523920Money laudering scheme
who else thinkin bout thos beans
>>152524638>first response from someone who posted a link showing that their oldest club was indeed founded after 1875>second response conspicuously fails to address one of the two conditions posted>third response is a retarded american who doesn't realize what they are saying is stupidwell done lad
>>152524638>he thinks cfb isnt an enormous for profit scam anon...
roll that beautiful bean footage
>>152524103Add some bacon, a poached egg, some feta, lose the beans and that's a tasty dish
>>152526254I;m
Beans?
>>152526889What sort of fetishes exist in the Barbecue Belt? How addicted to cocaine do you have to be as an exotic dancer to stoop to bean wrestling for what's a pretty standard cover? In Yankeeland people really don't get past "Christmas, okay Red and Green Lingerie with bows and maybe a few Naughty puns" but down there everyone from top-down is like "G-Strings and Baked Beans"