The /Ashes/3rd Test at Adelaide TODAY England XI: Z Crawley, BM Duckett, OJD Pope, JE Root, HC Brook, BA Stokes (captain), JL Smith, WG Jacks, BA Carse, JC Archer, JC Tongue.Australia XI: TM Head, JB Weatherald, M Labuschagne, SPD Smith, CD Green, AT Carey, JP Inglis, PJ Cummins (captain), MA Starc, NM Lyon, SM Boland.
god i love sucking big throbbing dicks
>>152524108go back >>152519631
lmao shitjeet got btfo in that last thread and so went back to hiding in the 'laugh at' thread.
YFO
How is Ahmed doing for Hobart?
>i mention no one talking about cricket>suddenly all the cricket talk comes ingot you lads on a string
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL shitter miffed the laugh at englel thread lasted longer than muh ashesHowling
did you actually watch any of the South Africa tour?
>sarr the ashes isn't relevant, it's actually completely done>hangs on every moment and spends 24 hours on /cric/ during the ashesmakes one think
RIP in peace sweet prince
>>152524176I still think he pummels shitjeet in that state
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL shitter gives it out>can't take it backMentally zutted
How much and where are all the brits?
anyone screenshot the new bunnings gf?
>gets called out>hides behind stock linedear oh dear
bouldering neveryou will NEVER catch me bouldering
>>152524176kek those laptop thumbers are exactly the type of people you'd see down the lab (zachy's fav statpadding spot)
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BANGOONNNNEEEEEESKIIIIII
>>152524108Wrong thread mate
didn't think sams was alive
>its the time of the year where the oldies pretend to not be jealous of the new blood getting 4+ million dollars to play in the POOPL
>>152524212You would also have to pay me 4 million to visit India.
how do (you) watch the BBL? :D
>>152524212bit counterintuitive to reward bullies
>>152524218on a webcric stream because 7plus is fucked
Wade is and always has been a fraud.
does channel 7 have shit range or something? my tv can't pick it up. stayed somewhere else last week and had the same problem.
>>152524233
>manlet rage
>>152524218through /cric/ threads
Already have my dinner idea for tomorrow so look out for that haha
>>152524222>>152524234look into a program called Kodi then look up slyguys IPTV AU and follow the instructions on how to installits better quality than any of the main channels streaming service imo plus you get any channel you want and a bunch you didn't know about all without signing up, pic related very related
the big blouse league is absolutely not cricket
Might start drinking as soon as toil ends but how will i stay awake for the ashes
>>152524250this is such a good video, he comes out all SEETHING and tough guy then it cuts and he's coming up against a normal sized man and the fella just pats him on the shoulder and takes half a step forward and it completely disarms Wade
Where is the sneer of cold command poster?
>>152524269forgot i had fta channels on kodii open it sometimes to try out the foxtel streams but they're down more often than not
>>152524269>Then the project was renamed again from XBMC to "Kodi" in July 2014 with the release of Kodi 14 Oh so that's what happened to XBMC. Had no clue you can stream things through it, only thought ti was a local network thing.
>>152524100At least Gary's back.
>>152524282I met a player from a Fire Emblem threadWho said: "Two underwhelming offence statsOn a child unit...Near them, boss-kill fed,Half shrouded, a goth girl visage lies, whose smirk,And wrinkled lip, and sneer of yandere dread,Tell that its sculptor just made Tharja againBut with different hair, because her MotherIs a dancer whose growth rates are insane.And in a 4chan post these words appear:'My name is Rhajat!Azura, chief of onis:Look on my level up, ye Mighty, and despair!'Average stats remain. Round the hit-ratesOf that abysmal SKL, unreliably low,Her ‘okay’ defences can tank a hit, or two…”
>>152524292Yeah okay I see the Ozymandias reference but Fire Emblem is fucking gay garbage
hoping aus bat first tomorrow so we get to see a proper innings of test criccy
hurricanes will want to get more than 180 runs here I reckon
>>152524286he will bleed runs and cost us this test which isn't the worst thing
Fuarken hot tomorrow, perfect to stay home and watch the ashes
this topley guy looking like a chad out there
>>152524308>Fire Emblem is fucking gay garbageNo. Have you ever even played it?It's one of the only game series' I can still actually enjoy these days
Had money on owen 15+ runs, ezpz $
working from home tomorrow aka watching the cricket tomorrow haha
Match fixing tier fielding
KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
>brown fielding
If England lose this next test I'm gonna be pissed because I was actually looking forward to this Ashes more than usual
>video games>bblreal manchild hours
Reckon they should have tried to catch that
hurricanes are way too stacked
these fossilised unc ops aint it
>>152524352kek
>>152524347I'm enjoying the humiliation, mccullum is going to be fired along with half the team being dropped and the way the english monke crowds behaved last tour there they deserve every bit of it
>>152524352>it was the two pakis or indians on the teammatchfixing runs in their blood
What’s with all the thirdies in the bbl this year
>>152524367McCullum doesn't care and is happy to lose I don't think he really cares about Englands reputation anymore
>>152524362True, make /bbl/
>Hobart basically has a world 11 t20 opening batting lineup Do they have salary caps in this?
>>152524372I know right, its putting me off
most of the "star" overseas players are paki's
>>152524385*saar
its all the same thing
Will Kane Williamson reach 10,000 runs?
>>152524352this is what happens when teammates don't speak the same language
William "Will" Kane is the protagonist of the film High Noon mate
what christmas films have you blokes watched this month?
NOT A NUMBERLIGHTNING BEFORETHETHUNDER
>I'm satisfiedhnnng yeah keep going baby
WHY IS A FUCKING WOMAN THE 3RD UMPIREWOMEN ARENT EVEN PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME
just zoom in on that toyota signage for a minute or so thanks
Real fan of this "female 3rd ump" innovation
>>152524402bingo
>women are le badgrow up chuds
>>152524402crisp take>>152524410elf
reckon we give womens bbl really hot/handsome/buff dudes who are half naked as umpires and let the mens bbl have really hot half naked chicks as umpires
>>152524440Most of the WBBL players are dykes aren't they? Should have the hot girls there too
EYES ON THE BALL CHAMP
>>152524447nice thinking fella
still not watching the big blouse league
Australian women generally sound like harpies with sinus problems, but every now and again you get one who's vocal chords strum like the harp-strings of heaven
>>1525244643rdie money siphoning league***
>>152524462that's what she said
Violent soho are a fantastic Australian band
>>152524467Ive never heard such a load of wank from a self obsessed faggot who loves his own posts as much as you you probably read it over and over and think you're so eloquent and clever inspiring people here but you're just a massive self fellatio faggot
>>152524481crisp
>good australian bandsno such thing
>>152524195she will never top my bipolar e-thot bunnings girl
>>152524474Covered in chrome is a great song but I haven’t heard any others
>>152524489powderfingersilverchairgrinspoonthe list goes on
>>152524352kekcamera panning down with the ball to two absolute statues in the field
south africa had a player named chud in the 30shttps://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/chud-langton-46132
I would wrestle the gun from the hands of a maniac if any of my /cric/ bros were being targeted. Id gladly lie down my life for any of yous.
>>152524489>implyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5qfFO1ba1U
>>152524481corr bodied that freak
I would rather fight besides my band of /cric/ than any army of thousands. Look how menacing we are, we are lions.
>>152524507same except if zachy were being targeted id wrestle the gun from the hands of the maniac just so i could shoot the cunt through his fivehead myself
listening to 2pac
>storm >jersey was purple>salary cap cheats>hurricanes >wear purple>salary cap cheats
>>152524100WHY NO POTTS?
>>152524520tongue my carse cunt
I stopped supporting Hobart after they dropped doolGOD
>>152524489acdc are a british band btw
Oi rugshitter lad, when are you going to post a pic of your dog?
I wouldnt want to fight alongside any of you. All the pictures you post youre out of shape and the way you talk makes most of you sound weak especially the gay hobbies you have just being honest.
POWER SURGE ACCCTIIIVVVAAATTEEEED
>All the pictures you post youre out of shapeI've never posted a pic of myself on here. perplexing post this.
watching slow bowlers getting hit for six is better than sex
Started drinking tea at night with milk and honey
KEK how do you even get out by a slow bowlerembarrassing
>>152524540ive heard that can help your egg health through your middle age
what is the most embarrassing way to get out? I'm thinking getting straight bowled because its your only job as a batsperson is to protect your wicket
seee yaaa 2 first names
>>152524555walking your fat arse out of the crease and the keeper rolls the bowl at your stumps
>rayheet ahmen>....the englishmanthis world is fucking hilarious
>>152524577my crowdies team would never walk let alone out of the creaseadam rossington rahkeem cornwellmohammad shahzadsisanda magalaJarrod Freemanazam khanin a few years finchJosh Brown
bunch of uggos in the foxtel comms tonight, not the A-team that's for sure
hankering for a bouldering
> Brits aren't bannedAnother hoax, like 93% White Britain supposedly having diversity.Meanwhile Australia is 40% White and is actually banning the internet
>>152524596this why isn't she in the commbox
lol my gf has been on her phone all night and now for whatever reason she's all lookie loo and asking me the rules of the BBL
>beer belly been debunked
canes batting card might be too brown to win this year
>>152524611its unironically pretty fucked what they're doing, the BBL should have a very small sprinkle of brown and be an opportunity for young Australian cricket players to get on the radar of selectors, now they've shafted young Australian talent for a bunch of mediocre brown and paid them $100,000s of dollars for them to do it when it could have been spent on grassroots cricket
>>152524609Nek minute she’ll be asking the rules of bbc
if wade loses this for them its going to be pretty funny
Lol
>>152524616i could understand trying to find some unknown mystery spinner ala rashid khan but they're clogging up the middle order with shitters just to have endless bowling optionsit's not as if they weren't already getting a few overs out of owen or david
carn canes
carn blunder
kek nice one sams you dumb fucking spastic cunt
can anybody webm that?
???????
could be a kino end to this one ladies
goodnight lads see YOU tomorrow for some TEST CRIGGY xoxo <3 <3 <3
Big bash kino
>>152524616You know they're doing that by design, get Aussies used to seeing browns play and cheering them on and fuck over young Aussies out of yet another path to success.
TH-THUNDERTH-THUNDER NOT A FOYERNOT A NUMBERJUST A LIL' LIGHTNINGBEFORE THE THUNDERTH-THUNDERTHUNDERGOOO THUNDIES!!! YAY
not cricket, off-topic
>>152524712TH-THUNDER
>>152524616why are they all from Pakistan?dont mind a few windies and poms as imports
muy picante in la adelaide manana
>>152524712so true
Will be watching cricket from 11.30pm today to 1.15am* tomorrow if that's ok with everybody?*Any later risks peak performance at toil, which I cannot countenance
I’m planning to nap from 8pm until 11pm and watch everything
i can feel that random brit flag CHOMPING to post about some random gay band or what an email said.
I like Richard Ashcroft
>>152525102Crisp
It’s better to bowl first at Adelaide, gets easier to bat on day 2 and 3
>day 2 >40c irish is always wrong
Think I might just list Synecdoche, New York (2008) as my favourite film and being done with itI shouldn't have to compromise just to appear more relatable to NPC peasants Jack Leach knew this
walking to bouldering
it's fucking kauffman, guaranteed there will be someone in the work group with a truffaut emblazoned off-the-rack button-down making *ppffth* & *uggrh* noises while earnestly shaking his head
>>152525508I work in a fairly nerdy department so you'd like to think so, but to my dismay they're mostly still mouth breathing NPCs who watch Marvel and listen to Taylor Swift
NO MORE TOIL TILL 5TH JANGET INNNNNN
>>152525223Bowling, especially pace, is harder in heat than batting
>>152525741Crisp mate
A slut for nicotine gum
irish, always stating the bleeding obviousI can only imagine the amount of upvootes he has on reddit with his shtick
We're going to win 3-2.Now that captain woke has returned it's ours to lose.
>>152526243this but unironically and I mean itcumshit and garry family abandoner back in the squad I fucking hope we lose >no slow bowlers in the team for 2 tests>winI mean wtf are they thinking ????? HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOmark my fucking more than 3 line post we lose this test and then the STUBBORNESS of our selectors lose the ashes because uhhh patty and garry uhhh they always win,. uhh I guess
wtf have they done to the craptcha
>>152526243No >we are so fucked without a spinner, a balanced seam attack, a decent keeper or number three.
>>152526362no slow bowler ever won a test apart from Warnie and he was the last of them everything after him is a slow bowler gimmick faggot who couldn't bowl fast and then just coped and said uhhh yeah I mean I mean to bowl real slow and give away runs
>seam attack
>>152526370>t. Key, McCullum and Stokes
morning legends
>>152526511don't be fooled by le lyon, all he does and wicket keeper just makes the batsman wish for fucking death, you think the NICE ONE GAZZA MAYMAY is done in /cric/ imagine it fucking every ball every other fucking over while patty is thinking awww yeah this is the winning strat right here, we LOSE this test cause of pat and le GAZZA 100% unless englel have small mind
>sons and daughters will have to die fighting russiaWill i fuck.
cant die fighting Russia if you fight for them
>>152526547was hoping lyon would never be selected again after his tantrum on the telly besides the fact his only delivery now is no spin half volleys he is generally an unpleasant man to look at
>>152526356massacred my captcha
>my cappy CumGOD is back
its up >>152526711
>>152526657yeah same, what a selfish lil bitchglad neser got the fivefer and made him look like an insolent baby
Unathletic Welsh about to get another beating
Might make nachos for supper
There's going to be like an hour long tribute before the game for the Jews who died isn't there...
Get the fags in Get the bags in Get the slags in It’s the Ashes
>>152527766Yh postman Pat lived round the corner so except him to cry
watching 2000 metres to adriivka
new captchas are.... better?!
>>152527315riveting
Recommend you watch the last episode of Blackadder IV in the next two bongs, get yourselves into the appropriate mindset for what’s about to happen (again)
>>152527833So fast to complete?
About to head to Adelaide oval
Cardiff doing alri' here lads
>>152527833Notice two of the bots haven’t posted since it was introduced today after some prolific posting in the morning.
>>152527939very jealous
>>152527859>blackadder go back to the r-word.
>>152527939CRISP, stay hydrated lad
>>152527840kek
I will be watching test cricket today instead of applying for jobs
>>152527947Took me two goes to figure out there’s a completion button
fucks sake Hiroshimoot the bots are already getting round the new craptcha
>>152528020Nothing worse than applying for jobs, my condolences
Steve Smith is famously terrified of Worcestershire's brave Josh Tongue
>>152527824not seen anything like it desu
>just defend starc and we can make runs from the other en-ACK
Praise Vishnu, it is a beautiful day for cricket.
CARDIFF SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the most famous place in australia is now a jewish memorial site
Unathletic Welshbros...
>>152528360Sydney Harbour is probably the most famous place in Australia.
Its /matchie/ time and your body knows it
the end of the world where we send people we never want to hear from
we are gonna fucking PUMMEL them aussies today i can feel it in my bones
