I ate a Terry's Chocolate Orange for breakfast this morning

Are we allowed to mention Agent 0015 or will the jannies not like that?

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Didn't see Liversimp sharing this one from his beloved X?

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Good bake

>>152524570
Back to being City fans kek. Proper plastics them scousers.

Anyone got a video of Woltemade's world class finish for Sunderland?

>>152524572
>even youtubers are undervaluing the actual spend

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>>152524586

>>152524589
Liverpool are also the only team that Sky Sports News don't report the add on fees for.

>Stadium of Light is one of the most difficult away fixtures this season
>Man City go there while half of Sunderland's squad is missing due to AFCON
How is this fair? Mid-season international tournaments fundamentally ruin the double round-robin format of the league. If they want to continue hosting tournaments in the winter, FIFA should scrap all the mini international breaks throughout the season and just have one long international break in the winter for everyone.

>>152524602
>FIFA should scrap all the mini international breaks throughout the season and just have one long international break in the winter for everyone.
How to guarantee World Cups in the Middle East forever

>>152524608
Winter World Cup was genuinely so shit. Freezing my bollocks off in the pub and having to travel in pissing rain.

>>152524612
It was in Qatar mate, not Finland.

>>152524602
This post is likely straight off the presses from r/gunners

>>152524601
Liverpool are also the only team that Sky Sports won't call out their massive flop signings

>>152524618
Yeah because we were in Qatar... donkey.

>>152524602
A handy excuse to not sign africans

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The latest from that incident where that bloke rammed his car into a load of Liverpool fans.
>‘Scouse accent now triggers me’
>One woman, who is not from the city, said the incident had left her with a fear of the Scouse accent.
>Emily Wright, 29, said she now suffered with PTSD and persistent symptoms that affect her day-to-day functioning.
>Describing the impact, she said: “Even hearing the Liverpool accent, which I associate with police calls and the location of the incident, can trigger anxiety and physical symptoms like dizziness and a racing heart.
>“I do not live locally so the accent is now tied exclusively to traumatic memories.”

>>152524696
>the Liverpool accent, which I associate with police calls
many such cases

>>152524696
the price you pay for being a liverpool bandwagoner

>>152524630
Grim

>>152524696
There's a bunch more of these, looking at a BBC News live blog:
>Parade attack trauma 'darker than even my cancer battle'
>Teenager 'bedbound for months' after attack
>Attack survivor 'unable to work and can't afford to heat house'
I don't want to be rude, but it sounds like they're fibbing in hopes of getting compensation.

>>152524696
did we ever find out why he did it

>>152524723
If you remember the 96 was raised to 97 due to a vegetable on a bed finally dying
But the number is informally 99 due to two Hillsborough "survivors" (i.e. match-goers) seeing Scousers getting pepper-sprayed in Paris on the telly and apparently being so traumatised they immediately killed themselves
So maybe Scousers really are just mentally fragile in a way where we should treat them as not human

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>On 3 November 1994, after his discharge and while serving for a short period in the Royal Marine Reserve, Doyle was again convicted of causing grievous bodily harm and jailed for 12 months at Preston Crown Court.
>Greaney said: "The offences occurred on 2 July 1993 and involved the defendant biting off the ear of another man in a fight.
>"When interviewed by the police in connection with the current offences, the defendant explained that he had become involved in a drunken fight with sailors."
scousers out there biting sailors ears off

If his defence has been that he was at Hillsbrough and panicked when he saw massive crowds of Liverpool shirts penned in so he tried to flee, would it have gone in his favour?
We already know it's illegal to question Hillsbrough and what impact it might have had on people who witnessed it. If they called him a liar than the prosecution and judge could have found themselves embroiled in their own court case!

Goals conceded in the first 10 games for United:

Lemmens - 15
Onana - 15

>>152524776
when life gives you lammens... have a onana

>Eddie Howe has challenged comments made by captain Bruno Guimaraes, as the head coach reminded his players that angry talk off the pitch is cheap if they fail to deliver on it.
This is exactly what people (Slot, Carragher) should be saying in regards to van Dijk. Always talking big after matches where he was individually awful.

>Crystal Palace coach Oliver Glasner will not renew his contract with the club.
>Palace have now set their sights on Getafe manager José Bordalás and will offer him a project he desires.

>>152524723
>>Parade attack trauma 'darker than even my cancer battle'
I get that everyone deals with issues differently and I don't want to be rude or minimise a person's experience but really? That feels fucking rude to all the cancer victims out there.

>>152524855
mind your own business

>>152524828
>will offer him a project he desires.
Will they?
Glasner is leaving because they've got no ambition

>>152524874
Wtf

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>transfield

>>152524855
>>Teenager 'bedbound for months'
This is just being a teenager.

>>152524919
He'll have a rebuild on his hands as well since you can see a few of these Palace players pushing to leave as Glasner does.

>>152524828
>Bordalasball in the PL
Kek

>>152524933
Kek, exactly. A teenager is going to use every excuse in the book to stay at home in their bedroom.

Slut is such a fraud he unironically thought because he spent the highest money that his players would be the best and that the wins would come by themselves.

He's like that kid at recess who thought his Yu Gi Oh deck was the best because his cards had the highest ATK values.

>>152524932
Kek

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how the FUCK did the vile mackems buy off shrimp dick nick
this is simply intolerable

>>152525012
One of the basic rules of football: never allow your own striker to be anywhere near your own 18 yard box

>>152525012
great finish, that

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>>152524932
Makes me laugh every time

>parade attacker Paul Doyle sentenced to 21 years and 6 months in prison
so out in 10

>>152525081
Arrested for what? He didn't do anything

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>"His car finally came to a stop because of the actions of one man - Daniel Barr. A man who can truly be described as a hero.
>"Mr Barr got into the back of Paul Doyle’s car. He did not know what he was facing when he did but knew he had to stop him.
>"The Crown Prosecution Service would like to thank Mr Barr for what he did on that day.
>"His conduct merits public recognition, I therefore make a High Sheriff’s award for bravery and a monetary award of £250."
new richest man north of watford?

>>152525041
>Guimaraes's face
kek

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>>152525204

>>152524975
I am once again COMPELLED to point out that there is another leaf flag poster, as I REFUSE to have people think I played with Yu-Gi-Oh cards

corr got any blue eyes white dragons lad haha

Stop Scouse Hate. It's almost Christmas.

>>152525272
going to keep my Christmas decorations up long into January

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Vendors of 'dodgy' Amazon Fire Sticks are reportedly suspending their services after the police declared war on the illegal devices.

An investigation in Scotland has revealed that providers have essentially cut off their services - leaving their underhand customers fuming.

For years, illegal streamers have watched live sport and other premium content using jailbroken Fire Sticks - adjusted versions of the legal product released by Amazon.

In June, Daily Mail Sport reported that as many as 59 per cent of UK Fire Stick owners admitted to using the device for illegal streaming purposes.

But an investigation by the Sunday Post shows how in just one region of Scotland, South Lanarkshire, three illegal operations have closed down as it is 'too risky' to continue amid the police's work.

>>152525348
they stay up until january 6th

>>152525364
hope they don't come poking around in Canada

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>>152525081
>le heckin' former marine family man

He was an angry Scot, and he never even served and got kicked out after less than 2 years when he was jailed for biting off someone's ear

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these cunts posting this to wind me up

>>152525012
Newcastle are the Mackems now

>>152525081
he should have been giving a medal for mowing down those scouse bastards

>>152525409
Wonder how he managed to lay low for 20 years or if all the incidents in that time is just unreported.

>>152525571
Sounds like he tried to clean his act up and got married with kids, his violence was probably directed at them during the time

>>152525571
>20 years

>>152525210
>>152525582

>>152525272
Christmas is the time for hating Scousers. I'm gonna put Gerrard's slip on the top of my tree instead of an angel

>>152525364
imagine if we got rid of copyright law. literally every sport, video games, film and tv series could be free and instantly accessible. that should be the dream of the internet, imo, and we're really fucking it up

>>152525631
Corporations tricked people into thinking defending them >for free on the internet makes them smart

dude imagine if weed was legal and it was just like growing everywhere and then dude deliveroo was free and they would just bring your munchies haha

>>152525582
Someone needs to dig up his garden, I bet he has all kinds buried there.

>>152525088
>>152525564
Kek

>>152525664
not the same. we have now and have always had free media. newspapers are free, music is free, lots of tv shows and movies are already free, as are some video games

>>152525680
newspapers are free?

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Lmao

>>152525664
>dude imagine if weed was legal
can't fathom such a thing

>>152525688
a lot are. not the physical versions but online the guardian, daily mail are free. even the non-free ones put up stuff free on youtube e.g. times radio

>>152525697
>a lot are
you can watch lots of football stuff for free, womens football is free on youtube constantly

>>152525716
well like it should all be free

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE PEDOPHILIAAAAAAA

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>>152525716
>women's football

I hate women too, why wont they give me the sex I deserve??

if there stopped being big money in the epl to pay players they would go elsewhere unless youre going to make things free worldwide

>>152525752
>Footy becomes free
>Less foreign mercs
>More local players who care about rivalries

Sorry when do the negatives begin?

>>152525763
so just watch national league norf/souf it would be that

>>152525752
sure i don't really care. if they want to pay to watch football on tv, let them. we'd still do pretty well anyway because we're so big and matches being on for free would still make a lot of money with increased audiences

>>152525788
if the quality doesnt matter just watch whats free now

>>152525805
what's free now? woman's football

i'd rather watch the PL than the other leagues. it will always be something of more interest than other leagues. even if La Liga became stronger, which I doubt would even happen, i'd still watch this league

>A “hurt” Bruno Fernandes has claimed Manchester United’s hierarchy wanted to sell him in the summer – and cared little for the loyalty he has shown the club.
>In a bombshell interview with Portuguese outlet Canal 11, conducted a few weeks ago and arranged by the Portuguese national team, the United captain has lifted the lid on his failed move to Saudi Pro League club Al-Hilal.
>And the Portugal midfielder has revealed his sadness at the way the situation was handled as he fired a broadside at the people running United, for whom he claimed “money is more important than anything”.
>“Manchester United wanted me to leave, I have that in my head,” said Fernandes, who said he had discussed a potential switch to Saudi with Cristiano Ronaldo.
>“I think they didn’t have the courage because Ruben Amorim wanted me here but from the club’s side I felt that if I left, it wouldn’t be so bad.
>“Cristiano advised me, but the final decision always rested with me. I decided to stay because I genuinely love the club, but loyalty isn’t as well regarded as it once was.”
LOL
also poonaldo failing to persuade a friend to earn tax-free millions every month to kick a ball in the desert

>>152525904
>“Manchester United wanted me to leave, I have that in my head,” said Fernandes
This has been obvious for a long time, especially with the likes of McTominay being forced out.

>>152525904
Realistically, Man United aren't anywhere close to winning the league with their current squad. And by the time they are ready to be serious contenders, Fernandes will likely be too old to play at the highest level. Even if it is a bit harsh on Fernandes considering he's probably been Man United's only consistent performer over the past few years, it makes perfect sense for the club to put sentiment aside and try to cash in on him.

>>152525816
you are talking about the government coming in and taking away more than half of the leagues revenue
all the exciting players and managers would leave to countries without those laws
so the interesting matches would be behind a pay wall still, and you would be left with something like the SPL if not worse but at least they have those old clubs names
the scottish love their SPL and maybe you have the type of personality that would too but id rather things stay how they are cheers

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Love it

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>>152526087

>>152526137
surprised you didn't crop the absolute freaks on the upper tier

>>152526137
>>152526152
expect a lump of coal in your stockings lads

>>152526087
How come none of the fans in the upper tier are going wild for the proximity of a famous womens footballer?

>>152525961
>you would be left with something like the SPL
Pretty much have that anyway thanks to PSR

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>>152525904
Bruno is one of those players that thrive in a shit team but is poor in a decent team. He'll always hog the lime light and will never work if you have good players around him.

>>152526267
Who's THIS feminine woman?

Do liversimp and mantroony really have nothing better to do at 3am than bait each other? LOL

>>152525961
it's not the government coming in, it's opposite of that. it's them pulling back and not granting monopoly rights as they have hitherto. it wouldn't be half of the revenue either, that's outlandish. half of the tv revenue comes from foreign countries and you still have commercial and matchday revenue. PL would be fine

and why do you think e.g. La Liga matches would be behind a paywall? it would all be free for us but paid for by people in countries that still have IP

>>152526267
that better not be that fucking famous tranny from before they were famous

the fa really despises man city

they would love a premier league where it's arsenal chelsea and spurs trading titles with each other with brentford southampton portsmouth brighton and bournemouth making up the filler

city fucked it all up because you can't sell man city to foreigners. it's too regional and at the arse end of the country

the premier league is meant to be another london bauble to attract more chinese tourists to their gay little theme park city hence the trend with wembley

>>152526267
who's she?

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>>152526361
>they would love a premier league where it's arsenal chelsea and spurs trading titles with each other
>mfw readinng that
Do you genuinely believe that.

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>>152526087
Grimola

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You wouldn't get it.

>>152526460
looks like the Weihnachtsmann will be skipping your home as well

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>>152526275
>>152526428
Natalie Mars

>>152526333
Are you okay? Are the trannys in the room with you now?

>>152526570
wow she's hot!

>>152525012
Even does a little fist pump the scally

>>152524696
>Around the Scouse, use your nous

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>>152526605
She is

>>152526441
it's a trend going in one direction and you must be blind not to see it

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>What a delectable medley of shitposting splendour this edition of /epl/ has turned out to be! You have the tranny posters, always a classic, you have the Liversissies dilating furiously with a fervor and you have the Arsewogs coping. It's truly splendid stuff. This is, without question, the finest general on /sp/ sports board on 4chan dot.org.

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>Brendan Rodgers has been appointed manager of Saudi Pro League side Al-Qadsiah.
JUST

chelsea are playing against cardiff tonight

the fuck happened to captcha

>>152525904
Based Bruno staying because the manager wants him and ignoring the sissy hierarchy.

>>152526656
When did Garnacho dye his hair?

>>152527022
so true!

>>152527051
>spot the difference between these images
>it’s just images of random circles
Who the fuck designed this?

not had to fill a captcha for years

>>152527051
It's to filter retards.

>>152527051
it's a minigame now

>>152527051
For me the problem was
>No need to verify bro
>Haha invalid captcha bro
Restarting the browser fixed it. Now it's just scrolling between 3 pictures and picking the one that's different.

I saw a lot of people shitting on Glasner for failing to renew contract but after being sold a "project" by Steve Parish who then tried to sell his captain and best player on deadline day with no replacement you can't really blame him can you? Parish is the reason they're not playing in Europa as well.

>>152527409
like your yugioh i suppose

>>152527051
It's easy as fuck if you're not braindead.

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>>152527513
i was getting this not the game but seems to be fixed now

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>>152527474
see this is the nightmare scenario I was trying to avoid

Chelsea are fucking shit

>>152527892
but enough about Chelsea

NEW ALICE DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqUXvdPSR8U

>>152528121
>disabled on other websites
welp guess that's me not watching it

>>152528189
Fucking retard, just click and watch it on Youtube. or don't. you don't deserve Alice-chan anyway.

>>152528229
>open up a new tab
not on my watch, m8

>BREAKING: FIFA has reduced World Cup ticket prices after global backlash. Around 1,000 tickets per match will now be available for as low as $60 to fans of the teams playing.

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>>152526087
Would

>>152528121
you need to find a hotter e-girl to obsess over
also wtf is this new captcha, the sites already dead now they want to make it even worse

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who asked this fucking yank mutt anything and whats he doing in a football thread
go away and go watch jew make believe while high on corn syrup

>>152528633
No need to smash your plate over it.

>>152528633
/int/ posting is the lowest form of intelligence

why is this boylover so riled up, kek?

>>152528189
You’re disabled on every wesbite you visit. KEK

>>152528633
based

>>152528633
holy ding dong diddly based

>>152528605
Corr

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>>152528831
>he typed it out

omg babes did you see Maresca's coat today??

>>152528650
He's done you

>>152529039
Can we not with this gimmick before you even start

Been some poor gimmicks this season mind lads it has to be said

reckon we can all agree on gimmick of the year mind

Mention Chelsea and you get hissy fits from their rentboy poofs and the typical 'by mentioning Chelsea it solid proof that 4chan has declined!!' - you should all know better.

>>152529725
>how dare people call my gimmick shit?!?!?!
Give over you daft cunt.

>Chelsea boss Enzo Maresca insists he is "happy" at the club and "falling more in love with the players"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4gpxlljxklo
LMFAO WHAT A BENT CLUB

>>152529844
wore the corporate jacket his bosses demanded he wear
good little bitch boy

>>152528535
how do you prove you a fan

>>152529889
no upper body clothing worn at past england games

>>152529889
name 5 players

>>152529969
What a sad existence

>>152529520
i've never been done once in my life
actually i take that back i am being done by these new captchas some of them are odd

>>152529889
23 and me

>>152529966
HARRY KANE
uhhh
raheem sterling does he still play?
so excited to go to the states XD

>>152529969
please ban men from tiktok

>>152529969
top kek, liversissy BTFO

>>152529969
Scousers fuming at this lad

>>152530010
agreed. kill all Poolsissies.

Thomas wank

>>152527051
Don’t know what you are talking about

>>152532100
>paid to post on 4chan for almost a decade
grim

>>152532520
>solving captchas for a decade
Extremely grim

I don't understand how Arteta is allowed to fuck around on the touchline without a booking, does the technical area just not apply to him?

ben arfa was better than messi but we aren't ready for that conversation yet

>>152534430
>I don't understand how
try not to fink too hard m8

Can I get a proper answer from someone who isn't arsewog?

best aw moment this season was when he called city the "league favourites" in one of his manic episodes, to a gooner the abstract concept of winning shit is like visualising an apple kek

>>152529969
confuddling jntersection of cringed and also based

tfw getting filtered by nucaptcha

>>152526554
This is how England used to line up with Scholes on the left wing

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>mfw da wolves win da relegation battle

>>152534446
You mean the man who was dropped by Steve Bruce at Hull because he failed to track back for a free kick at Man United?

>>152534430
What caused this random seethe at 7am

Liverpool will start soaring up the table when they recall Harvey "complete and utter flop" "crap" Elliott in January

>>152535020
>random seethe
So it's now verboten to criticise Arteta?

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It's fucking disgusting what they've done to our game. And yet most cunts will sit there and tune in to this and say nothing. We are a broken country.

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PGMOL tried to rig it for United but they're too shit for it to work

>>152535369
absolute fucking joke of a club

>>152535369
>bottling it against relegation form mememouth after leading 4-3

>>152535363
?

>>152535363
What's wrong with this exactly?
You want them all played at 3pm on a Saturday?

>>152535434
There's absolutely no need for most of the ties that have been moved to be moved

>>152535363
as long as our teams are full of foreigners, i'm happy

>>152535514
there's actually no need for an FA Cup. we should have a PL Cup so top teams don't have to play shitters like Exeter. then put the cup games midweek like any civilised country and give the winner a CL spot

>>152535665
This is basically the logic behind the League Cup

>>152535369
we battered them on xG, mate. Man Utd are BACK again

>>152535673
kind of but if PL teams unilaterally pulled out of both the new PL Cup would become de facto the best cup competition in the land, especially with that CL spot for the winner

magic of the cup lad

>>152535226
just weird to single him out when every manager does it. Unless you're actually Richard Keys, in that case seethe on

>>152535787
he looks like a fucking lego man. guy's a prick and deserves it

>>152535787
Man Troony's had it out for Arteta ever since he liked an anti-trans post on Twitter.

>captcha's actually an improvement
pleasantly surprised

>>152535665
>>152535682
These are posts of pure retardation.

I'm finding myself making posts in random threads just so I can enjoy the mini game (of course I keep that nonsense out of here whenbeit)

>>152535963
>tfw can't play

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>>152535983
they cut me off

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Goodnight sweet prince
Car accidents scare me desu

>>152535434
Yes

>>152535923
nah, they're great posts. an actual top class competition with no need to play shitters, a big reduction in fixture congestion and a CL place? it's a huge improvement

>>152536163
You don't have the first clue what you're talking about.

>>152536061
Motorways always spook me because of how many retarded drivers there are.
>Drive back from souf last year
>Car heading southbound just spins out and hits the central reservation
>Causes absolute mayhem
>Maybe 20 minutes late some complete fucking mong actually stops in the left hand lane to let a car merge

Genuinely never seen anything like that last one before. If it had been a bit busy the dozy cunt could easily have caused a pile up. She didn't even slow down she just slammed her brakes on when it was already dark and already pissing down with rain.

>>152535879
>Man Troony's had it out for Arteta ever since he liked an anti-trans post on Twitter.
Kek it's so true

>>152536181
because you're a non league chud lmao

Why have they not scrapped the League Cup yet? Surely Thailand's second most popular energy drink manufacturer isn't paying enough money in their sponsorship deal to justify the fixture congestion and fatigue that it causes?

>>152536355
gives manure a chance at a trophy

>>152536355
I like it desu.
The semi finals should not be two-legged though, when every other round is a single match.
It could use a gimmick, like including Scottish teams or something.

>>152536196
>She
HAHAH

>>152536386
but they lost to grimsby....

>>152536355
Because it is owned by the EFL who don't give a fuck about how it affects PL/CL/International players

>>152525108
>Mr Barr got into the back of Paul Doyle’s car.
the car couldn't have been going very fast if a bald man could open the door and get in.

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Useless bitch

>>152536407
The PL is separate from the EFL though, they won't have the power to force PL clubs to participate in the EFL Cup.

>>152536404
saw someone the other day post that united hadn't beaten grimsby in coming on 80 years, I just figured they hadn't faced each other

the Canadian is funny when he's shitting on manure

>>152536196
>Motorways always spook me
It's the most boring way to drive, I'd love for someone to recreate Ronin in front of me while I'm traveling on the M6.

>>152536325
>>152536355
The fixture congestion was caused by continental competitions. Not domestic ones.

>concedes against west ham, forest, wolves and bournemouth
Remember when Indians were elated that they signed Senne "Peter Schmeichel" Lammens?

>>152536573
how many clean sheets has she kept

>>152536538
right because there are no matches in the league cup or fa cup

>>152536753
>see three people comfortable in a lift
>you and your fattest eight mates jump on in with them
>lift has exceeded weight limit and will not budge
BLOODY HELL IT'S NOT ME AND ME MATES THERE WERE BLOKES IN THERE ALREADY (please note my incredible translation so as to leave you no excuse but to be completely rocked by my analogy)

>>152536753
>UEFA unnecessarily expands all club competitions to have even more games
>"it's the FA & the EFL's fault"

You genuinely can't be this stupid. You just can't be.

>>152537299
what do they call lifts in canada

>>152537413
platform boots

>>152537446
do canadians really

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>>152537413
elevators

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BOOM BOOM BOOM

HE SCORED AGAINST THE TOON

NO ONE HEADS IT HARDER

THAN BIG NICK WOLTEMADE

yeah we all love arteta and arsenal in here this deffos isn't aw samefagging

>>152537639
Good song

>>152534909
nothing screams "engmong" more than "he doesn't track back"

>>152537299
>drink 8 beers
>be fine
>drink another
>pass out
IT'S NOT THE FIRST 8 BEERS I DRANK THE LAST ONE IS WOT DONE IT

>>152537389
>FA and EFL never added any games to the schedule
you can't be this much of a mong

>>152537948
Well if you didn't drink the 9th beer you wouldn't have passed out

>>152529969
Kek

That one weird cunt who had a meltdown over Foden scoring for England was the most embarrassing thing Ive ever seen on here and Ive seen some shit like

>>152538043
yeah and you drank that beer and not the others you wouldn't pass out either. checkmate, atheist

>>152529969
Liverpool as a city, let alone the club, will never recover from this

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CR Flamengo have a player called Everton

>>152538298
He never flushes

this is how it works, really

>you and your dweeb friends are on a lift
>my gangster buddies and I coming on the lift
>it won't move because of how heavy and mostly gangster we are
>we tell you to get off and you leave crying

now in this scenario my friends and I are the super gangsters and you and your friends are the shitters from League 2 or wherever (I hope League 2 is the name of an actual league)

now does that seem clear to you?

not one to belittle other posters but that was a tad cringe

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>>152536355
The prize money is genuinely hilarious by footballing standards.
A win for Liverpool, for example, would pay Virgin Van Dick's wages for two days (not including bonuses)

thought I was about to bring the house down with a 'straw that broke the camel's back innit', but it appears I've been done

>>152538401
>t.league 2 shitter taking the next lift

>>152538401
brah i'll lift you off your feet

>>152534850
Imagine being one of their players right now.
I'd be trying to cop a ban or an ACL

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for those who support FSG United

>>152537639
Calm down MB

>>152538511
>Imagine being one of their players right now
I would have made a jump to a bigger club by now

>>152538298
must be shit then

>>152538269
Sure if you undrink the previous beers

>>152538607
change the last one to being a double whiskey then

>>152538594
There hasn't been a transfer window since he started of the season.
You'd know that if you weren't a terminally online spacker. Nonide why you're even here desu.

>>152538671
I would have left years ago because I'm a player with ambition

>>152537948
Show me where the FA and EFL have added games to their flagship knockout tournaments since the inception of the CL in 1992/93.

>>152538114
It's aw. He hasn't really been seen much since then. Think he's been sectioned.

>>152538813
by existing they add games to the schedule, dingus

>>152538892
That's not what was said and the sad thing is you know it's not what was said.

This is what you're saying:
>CL expansion, EL expansion, Conference League establishment & subsequent expansion = zero impact on PL clubs' schedules
>FA Cup reduction (no replays) & League Cup reduction (only two-legged ties at semi-final stage) = catastrophic impact on PL clubs' schedules

It's just absolute nonsense.

cherki is shit

he's no wirtz

>>152539293
english people will look you dead straight in the eye and tell you declan rice is a better player kek

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>>152538892
>>152539068
we don't sign our posts here

>>152539068
yeah it's absolute nonsense that the fa cup and efl cup added games to the schedule when that was literally why they were created okay lol

Schrödinger's Wednesday night matchys

>>152540372
Pls no

How come Carabao Cup doesn't have "the magic of the cup"?

Can we all just agree to get rid of it? It's just a half-a-season Community Shield Cup. Nobody gives a fuck who wins it.

She wore She wore She wore a yellow ribbon she wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of may and then I asked here why she wore that ribbon she wore it for the Arsenal cause we’re going to Wembley