The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues at London’s Alexandra Palace on Tuesday with the tournament's fifth double session of action.Day Six of the World Darts Championship sees 2021 Champion Gerwyn Price begins his title challenge against Adam Gawlas in the evening, with world number six Danny Noppert facing Jurjen van der Velde. Last year’s semi-finalist Chris Dobey is the headline act in the afternoon session as he faces China's Xiaochen Zong.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)Alan Soutar v Teemu HarjuNick Kenny v Justin HoodScott Williams v Paolo Nebrida(8) Chris Dobey v Xiaochen Zong>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)Ricardo Pietreczko v Jose de Sousa(6) Danny Noppert v Jurjen van der Velde(9) Gerwyn Price v Adam GawlasNiko Springer v Joe Comito>Day 5 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/15/wright-clayton-progress-day-five-world-darts-championship
hup Xiaochen
d'arts
>this afternoon line upInsert JohnPartKillMe.jpg
Will Dobey take some hits from da Zong today?
>>152524738Agreed, truly direIn fact the whole day is terrible IMO
>>152524755Looking forward to the cringe comedy that will be Pietreczko vs de Sousa.
>>152524642Huge day for championship. What happens today will change the course of the tournament and who gets to proceed to the next round.
Hope Springer wins today, that would set up a R2-match against Josh Cock, that could be good stuff.
Hopes for today:>Harju>Kenny>Nebrida>Zong>Pietruszka>Any generic hardbass dutchman>Price>Comito
had to go to the office today, can't believe I am missing these classics
>>152524808Mate, be glad. This is proper tuesday afternoon darts
Hope Price loses and starts crying
Afternoon gents, hoping that Harju at least puts up a fight unlike Marko Kantele whenever he's playing on the big stage
>>152524768Looking forward to another DEBAKEL
FFS another day this witch is on tellyjust want old darts back my lads x
>>152524862for de sousa
jana was born as a boy
bobby george turns 80 today!congratulations bobby!
my god, this afternoon session is quite something, huh? at least we got two of our jobbers this evening
If Scotty Dog Mitchell was playing, this would be the Greatest Slow on Earth
gotta be embarrassing for soutar to have lost at his last two worlds against the two fattest germans around
Was at the Finnish Darts Masters the other week.Was so pleased to see my hero - the legend of Finnish darts himself and called out to him.He didn't hear me so I shouted his name again.He turned around and said>I Harju the first time.
>>152524890
peak overrused song
Gwan teemu
>>152524900Imagine geting the default darts track as your walkout.
battered everywhere they go
>women
>9Fuck this shitter, where's Kantele?
>9
>9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9 >9
>>152524912>where's Kantele?Where he belongs, he's shite
Harju's throw is horrific
what was she thinking
these flags together are too white-blue
he's seething
>>152524937moet hij weten
>>152524937Deserves to seethe after not getting a dart at double on 72. Should have stayed well away from the first one.
>>152524926I'm not sure. But I know what I'm thinking.
>>152524926
>>152524926hmmmm sex
afternoon lads another comfy day of darts
Feeling like we'll get the first 9-0 of the tournament here
this is what you get when you order your darts players from Teemu
Chud in deep shit if this Soots turns up in R2
Someone post the "lookalike"
oh, now i remember who nick kenny is
Not actually sure what Soutar has done to be ranked around 50th in the world. Basically turning up to every floor tournament.
>>152524960kek
>>152524980yes, the man with a mole that looks like a cowpat
>>152524982https://www.dartsrankings.com/breakdown?p=437Won a Players Championship last year which is about a fifth of his current floor earnings
>>152524977
>>152524866truth, she doesnt know a thing about averaging >much over 60>>152524849kantele candidate for most average, boring ass mfer to ever make it to the worldsso today we have a welshman against a penguin and a geordie against a panda toogood afternoon /180/ im rooting for Zong today
>>152524959Avoided because Soots can't throw a straight dart at 20 with 80 left
Remember Wesley Harms
>>152525021he stopped playing because he found Jesus. No joke.
Has the audience considered those in the crowd who love the darts but are unable to stand, possibly due to some mental or physical ailment?
>>152525021Weird throw. remember all the half decent bdo players that couldnt hack it with more than 5 people watching?the chad shitter anderson v the virgin farter harms
>>152525021Lest we forget
>>152525039>>152525039fr?
>>152525059yes, that and he got a kid and I guess he wants to be home more?
>Sootz
>dragging this to another setzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>it’s a Pikachu dayBased autist, smash that Portuguese mong
>>152525078pokemon is for fags, toddlers and massive losers
>>152525076So many games like that, Bunting game the other day was the perfect example. Comes flying out the trap and it ends up becoming a complete slopfest.
>>152525078>>152525085reminder that he only took pikachu as a nickname because a drunk couldn't pronounce his last name
>>152525085calm downway too early with this pic too
>>152525039based
guess who's back
Now THIS is a jobber session
>>152525114just spotted it toohorrifying
IF YOU LOVE THE WASP STAND UP
>>152525114>cameraman zooms in>shown on big screens in front of a crowd>its still there
>>152525114Someone tell the man baka
>>152525117paddypower now offering ally pally wasp related odds
was teemu blind at 400 with two darts blocking T20?
>try D5almost 12>try D2almost off the board
job job job job jobbing
fucking hell, kill both of them
>Soutar>>152525039Just an excuse because he couldn't take those Gando farts any longer.
>Scottish """darts"""
ANOTHER LAKESIDE CLASSIC
Proper grim, this
ally pally prelim magic!
Love me an Ally Pally classic
>>152525085Rude
If Sooty suddenly just hits his doubles and wins after dragging out an extra two sets of this shite I’m gonna seethe
>>152525167whos idea was it to have *more* prelims
hoping for a tie-break now
>>152525174You know that what's going to happen. He'll win this set 3-0
What a banger lol
>>152525114The wasp has blessed this man.
Soots was averaging 107.36 after two sets. He is now averaging 18 points lower.
finally that was giving me anxiety
More like Alan Pootar
ban both of these players immediately
>soutar
>>152525176Would be based to have regional knockout stages before xmas, then the finals at Ally Pally.
EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOO
>this has gone to a tiebreak
i really don't need these jobbers going all the way
Sudden death should be more exciting.>first jobber to throw below 100>1 dart throws, first to not hit bull is out>players nominate dubz for each other
inb4 Soutar has a Menzies moment
what the fuck is this game kek
>THOSE MATCH DARTS FROM HARJU
WHAT THE FUCK
i think even i do better on doubles
Fugggg
>D10 for the match>6>D7 for the match >16Check their bank accounts, fuck me this is dire
inb4 suspicious betting patterns detected for this train wreck of a match
me vs the other drunk guy in the pub
>>152525281lmao. ogre.
he's just like me
>>152525249>you get the chance to cover the board with the palm of your hand
This Match has being going on for an hour...
which Anon snuck on the stage?
>this is the first match of the session
They should extend the participant field to 1024 next year.
Can they both be eliminated
>missing 3 tops
Fuck me, the evening session will be starting about 10pm at this rate.
>>152525309Yeah, my nan fancies a go at the darts, would be the perfect place for her first game.
this session will go deep into the evening
>>152525301Daysession chads get more value for their money
>>152525309every leg of this has felt like they’ve been playing from 1024
Painful painful stuff
It’s hard to have a merry skysportsmas when this is what they give you as a prezzie
>>152525309Not my first round.
this match has given me aids
>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>10 (ten!) Match Darts missed
AND THEN HE CHECKS 104 THE ABSOLUTE RETARD
DAT 104
ode to the ally pally west hall this
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSISUISU
Jocks bottling it again?
This has gone into true Ally Pally Comedy Classic territory
Maybe they’re getting paid by the minute by their sponsors
>checks 104>180Finland is a sleeping giant.
>275th 180>275th missed match dart by Sootsjust so
Souts you sir
dubs and the match ends in a draw with both players eliminated
>>152525325Based fellow Austrian daysession enthusiast
Classic war of attrition kinda game
>wake up >remember I'm not from a 3rd world country like Scotland or Finland
harju seems done
don't like Williams, don't like pieshitzko simple as
Please let it end
>SOUTARJESUS FUCKING KEK
sudden death genot
Lololool
Absolute STATE of Soutar
kino
SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH SUDDEN DEATH
T I E B R E A K E K
I hate them so much
>You have to win by two clear legs until you don't
soutar WASHED even if he does come up with a W here
>>152524976an insightful post
chud has gotta be laughing his ass off right now
Can't we make darts just Littler and Humphries with Chizzy to sub in when one needs a toilet break?
fun haha
lol @ the announcer needing some time to think what these shitters' random numbers are
fug :DD
Everyone looks sad
>miss 15 match darts>first dart on sudden legYou bald Scottish cunt
and finland loses again
I'd be embarrassed if I were soutar, almost jobbed out to a prime euro jobber
>soutar actually looks proud of thatkek
What an absolute belter that
>>152525404>>152525408kek
Fuck me, that bald cunt could have had that wrapped up about an hour ago.
nooo
Darts, what went wrong?
so soots definitely had a bet on that going to a sudden death leg right
>>152525416No strong Adrian Lewis
>bottom left
Get back on the plane, you Finn cunt.
>>152525412>thats the beauty of set play
I miss the gravely voice man. He would have made it hype
>>152525410Liking this new Finnish school of zesty darts. Like watching Selby.
>>152525416Yet another untimely death of a Cameron Menzies relative.
Soots would NEVER!
>>152525429For the connoisseurs of fine darts
>those Soutar averages in Sets 3 and 4Must have taken a bung
I'd love to be a pro so i could throw as slow as regs allow, and have the weirdest routine. Woul dlove to see players absolutely tilt and seethe.
didn't need to see that
ffs get this deano off the mic, what the fuck has happened to darts, fuck shitler, fuck bazza hearn, fuck the PDC.games fucking GONE.
based setplay
two absolute banger walk on songs
>>152525447fuck up man
>>152525443For those wondering, Justin Hood is 32. This is how Justin Hood looked at 26 playing at the Indigo.
>>152525443based linux enthusiast
>>152525452fuck off back to plebbit cockend, you're part of the problem with darts.
>2026th world darting tournament>Still nobody walking out to Start Wearing PurpleIt's a disgrace
Harju needs to be deported immediately. Don’t feel safe with people like him on our shores
>>152525453Another fine example of the anglo AI player generation machine.
>>152525443Justin HUT heh
>>152525462pick up a can of boost on the way back from the job centre did we you ornery cunt?
>nebrida is in this sessionthis will just seamlessly transition into the evening session without a break
>>152525467>AI, generate Darren Webster if he was somehow even more inbred
>>152525462Don’t hit a table over it soft lad
>>152525469seething you lad proper melty meltdown
>>152525474i couldn’t be calmer lad I’ve had 3 wanks and a steak slice today while I’m on annual leave
>>152525481>I’ve had 3 wanks todayDon't think it's best to be posting this lad, just exposed yourself as a jobless coomer.
darts, nay, britain itself has gone to pot since martin fitzmaurice died
Where da Hood at?
>>152525484you live the life you want to live son
Fuck me, these cunts are generic.
Come on Justin, you can't be short, bald and fat. You get two at most.
bald bastard.
someone tell hood to never ever do that tongue thing again gatver
>>152525472Fucking kek
I never understood the ‘left handed people are evil’ thing until I saw lefty dart players. It’s an affront to common decency
>>152524868who?
>rod harrington mentionbasado
hood looks like a downie
BDO jobber v BDO jobber here, no wonder Rod Studd has turned into John Gwynne at the back end of his commentary career
bald bastard
>>152525612transchad (chad trapped in a söyböy's body)
>>152525612Creamed a little at this. His wife is a lucky wrangler
This guy gives me the ick.
>on Hood throw>tall order
didnt know they also have a FTM Troon this year
Moley fucked off in Round 1, good. Hood definitely a threat to Noppert/van der Velde.
He really like showing off his figure, huh
>>152525490in the second round
>>152525676I bet he's insufferable down the pub with his '''''''''humour'''''''''
Can't stand Scott Williams, seems like a massive cunt
>>152525702>>152525708>>152525711omg he looks like a massive wanker.
luv scott williams simple as
imagine trying to hype the crowd up with such a shit fucking song nobody knows.
>>152525702>>152525708>>152525711reddit
upset incoming lads, the house on nebrida
>My Brexit Romance is backWould LOVE it if he got humbled by Nebrida
>>152525732
Should change his name to Scott "Massive Cunt" Williams, would actually make him more likable.
German comms just said Williams had "massive" problems this year. I can confirm from looking at this thread kek.
more like faggy lol
>Use the scroll bar below to find the image that is not like the others, then click Next>Done
Would rather gilding have a run at the worlds than this cunt again
>>152525740>average weeknight in finland
More like Paolo Knobrider
Who's this Czech lad larping as an extra for Killers of the Flower Moon?
>>152525758
>potential Wattimena v Williams R2Hopefully they can both kill each other on stage
Alri lads, thanks for your support today
not watching this, going to drink bleach instead
this truly is one of the sessions of all time
Nebrida will be absolutely raging if he goes out here.
>69WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Riveting stuff this
>>152525866>obnoxious cunt versus Asian plodderNo wonder these four games were put together in the same session. I don't think anyone expected Soutar-Harju to end up as 27 legs though.
yeah not watching faggy
>finishing 70 1-T19-D6That's when you know it's over
Best Nebrida has ever played at the Worlds and he gets flattened. Shame.
Can’t stand Scott Williams, seems like a massive cunt
D18 D18 finish woke me up
>>152525944Speaking of 92 finished on DD18, Chris Dobey is next!
>>152525951And we're back to sleep
>>152525944Checked
>>152525962Thank me
if i was a men used to only chinese women and walked past that redhead dancer my pants would just explode honestly
Crowds gonna brainbreak him.
wonder what the chinaman think about standing up if you love the darts
Guessing Dopey is still having nightmares after Sunday
>>152524866Gimme back ma proper blokes, drinkin the pints and smokin some fags
>not winning that legSloppy from Zong
>>152525996>"Stand up, if you love the ducks">Doesn't sit down all night
man i almost hate shaggy more than superchin
Japanese Mozart?Wtf is this captcha
Zong finally wins a leg
Dobey's the biggst doppelganger I have :/
>Dopey
PUB DARTS
ZONG'D
dobros, I…
lmfaoZONGOBONGO
GWAN ZONG ME SON
>last years semi finalist loses a set to this
>dopey
CHINA CHINA CHINA
Dobby is a darting disgrace. A tungsten twat.
>>152526120That's Hollywood, baby.
bit dopey desu
Starting to think Chris Dobey many not be a quality operator
So this is the might of ‘Premier League’ dart players…
What's 'jobber' in Japanese?
if he plays like this, dobby will get absolutely diddled by gilding
>>152526260>premier leaguethats football son
this session fucking sucked, lads
Hollywood is surely an ironic choice of stage name?
>>152526189Last leg was quality, can't say the same for the rest of it. Very lucky Zong decided to go full retard with 70 left.>>152526272Yep. 93 average and 27% will get him Nonced.
>>152526291In the Top 10 of Shittest Nickname Origin Stories:>“It all started off as a little joke. I used to play darts wearing what I wanted. Then someone shouted: ‘Who do you think you are — some kind of Hollywood star?’ It just stuck. It is a stupid reason! Everywhere I went, everyone would say: ‘Hollywood, Hollywood’. I would wear shorts, or a baseball cap, whatever I felt comfortable in.”
>>152526302absolute mad lad
30 bings to debakeling. pizza steel heating up.
Would be very surprised if there's any upsets tonight. Maybe if van der Velde can play at Grand Slam knockout standard. The rest, lol.
>>152526867>processed slop
>>152527010yeah flour, yeast and water processed by my hands, hope I will survive cause I wanna watch the price match
>>152525097kinda based ngl. better than most nicks which are absolutely pointless and just there to sound cool>the machinelmao
>>152527027surprising that Nintendo doesn't sperg
why hasn't nintendo sued him yet>The captcha is outdated. Please refresh the page and try again.
Would you go to the Ally Pally with your girlfriend?
how we holding up lads
>>152527105>girlfriend
out watching my beloved cardiff getting dicked on by chelsea tonightenjoy the darts lads x
Getting boed again awars
I choose you Pikachu! Defeat the portuguese Relaxo.
Just got back from Sainsbury's in time for the evening session lads
>>152527073doubt they give a shit
based german autist
did Pikachu fix his teeth with the money he made last time?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is there a worse gimick than this cunts? His name doesn't even sound like Pikachu. The closest thing is that he's a little rodent.
no one can take someone called Pikachu seriously
>>152527149he didn't pick his nickname, a drunk called him that cause he mispronounced his name and it caught on. i genuinely believe he doesn't know shit about pokemon.
>>152527149this guy >>152527140
>>152527177
that guy in the beekeeper costume, lol
FALLON SHERROCK MENTIONED
Menzie fit reminded me of this one
Okay, we car enough about The Darts to watch this session, but don't get the wrong idea. We still don't really car about the first round.
>>152527205Autistic freak
>>152527212ESL jeet we don't watch cricket here
>>152527205Littler's confused face sums it up nicely.
wank captcha wank
>159That's my de Sousa.
>>152527217Don't PMO me, lil bro.
>the special needs one
>pikachu trying to look threateningkek
>>152527238If he's going off the Tour, he's doing it on a high.
>German looking angry
Zero comfy streams these days
>13
luv me comfy first round
>>152527259Zero comfy arrers these days
>>152527289FRBR - First round best round. Comfy to watch, lots of fresh faces / comedy jobbers, and not important enough to get worked up over.
>19
>>152527289>>152527311worth watching just to see retards like menzies
>>152527311>and not important enough to get worked up over.but my man wizard lost in a painful way (again)fucking hell this captcha
Darts has become too mainstream for my liking
Pikachu playing pretty well.>>152527341Yeah, I take any of this over another Luke vs Luke anytime.>>152527343Yeah that sucked, but at least he made a game out of it at the end. Would be sad if he just got kicked off the stage 3-0.
It's over. RIP comedy Eurojobber.
lol jose
>>152527343>fucking hell this captchai hate it too, but thankfully i got kinda used to it
is an pikachu a athlete?
>>152527381holy manface batman
>>152527311You can watch two top 16 players throw 97-103 averages at each other in any tournament, but only at the worlds can you see a game like Soutar/Harju on the big stage.
>>152527365>RIP comedy Eurojobber.Never thought he was funny ever, more tragic and sad than funny
did pietreczko lose weight?looks thinner compared to last yearhow do any of you post when this >>152527228 happenstedious as shit to have to go to a private window
>>152527444clear your cookies
>>152527444you just did it
vamos
Pietreczko looks like one of my autistic co-workers
oh no, pikachu is going to sperg out again
>>152527465shouldn't have to do that, but looks like its the only way. put me right off the darts tonight this has
>>152527537yeah, that and having to get used to the new captcha have been pretty annoying today
>>152527465i dun wanna>>152527472yeah but i don't like it
pietertje!
the briefest of handshakes from jose. what's his problem?
being an autist with a fat gf truly is the way to glory, huh?
>>152527572>what's his problem?Room temperature IQ
more like the special needs one
>>152527581pikachu about to bang snorlax
>>152527595at least he banging, I barely remember what pussy feels like
Is there anyone that can stop either Luke?Feel like only MVG and Price have a good chance. Maybe Josh Rock as well
>>152527557corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
would be really funny is fallon beats chizzy, pikachu would spill his spaghetti all over the stage
>>152527610chudmaybe beau
this jana person looks and sounds like a little boy
>>152527610Chud
Ricardo is the zestiest name of all time. It makes no sense that a twink called Ricardo turned out to be a high test architect.
darts is being invaded by chuds
Noppy is good actually
>>152527572Guy just lost his tourcard, might not be in the mood for pleasantries with an awkward autist.>>152527552I actually like it better, I can do it with one hand. Which frees up the other hand for... tasks.
>crying before the game even startsnoncefinger furiously masturbating seeing this kid right now
Noppy ignoring the cheerleaders and having a chat with Huw
van der Velde looks like me lowkey - am i chopped lads
why dont chuds just get contact lenses or something
oh it's this twerp
>raidbased wasp sprayer
>can of RaidLOLFucking hell van der Velde just exploded
uh wtfwasp bros?
LOLOLOL who is this guy?did the spray actually go in VdV's eyes?
>>152527698Optician quoted me £25 a month 20 years ago, fuck that.
future of darts looking bleak
>destroy wasps with raid>blind your opponenet>check out 120>takes the piss out of jeets with dots on their headwhat a player.
>>152527727we've been saying that for years
Toppy for Noppy
>Durrant recognising the Ultimate WarriorBased
>>152527777
>>152527698hassle to put in, expensive, bad for your eyes and unable to get in the perfect correction if you have a cylinder deviation like me. Especially when you are doing something as precise as darts, I would not wear contacts either.
>mess with the wasp>lose
>noppert 6th in the world
Sick of this fucking Mozart advert too
>>152527818Goes up to provisional 5th if he beats this young jobber
>>152527818calm down
>>152527823there cannot be a big crossover of darts fans and Mozart fans
okay okay chuddies need their glasses, but why does he do this so much
holy fuck this women is stupidhe wasn't emotional, he sprayed was shit in his eyes
>>152527846they just said on commentary here that he was crying because he saw his mom cry during his walkon
nigga needs to get out more, he is so fucking pale he looks transparent
>>152527854Luke Littler would never be seen crying on stage.
no afternoon session tomorrow?
>>152527872nopethank god, i can sleep in like the NEET i am
>>152527872It's Sky's footballdartsmas gift to us all.
>>152527872Correct. Because there’s only 1 session on day 1 they needed another day with only one session
>>152527891it's not a good gift
is he doing fortnite emojis?
>>152527910Well it is Sky.
More like, Danny Jobber-t.
saving this for when some libtard says whites have no culture
average Brit when he wakes up
as a casual who only watches the world championship every year it's wild to see noppert ranked so high. to me he's a total jobber
>>152527818Has been pretty consistent over the past two years. Didn't win much, but made a lot of QF/SFs in the shadows of the Lukes, who grabbed most of the big prize money. Also defends only 15k here and has a piss easy bracket until R4, he's here to stay.
>>152527963Heinz beans are too sweet. There, I've said it.
>>152527980i once had some amazing baked beans for breakfast in a prague hotelthey were so good i sometimes think about going back just for them and to maybe find out the brand (suppose i would have to awkwardly ask the staff)
>>152527980I had a can of Heinz beans with vegan sausage the other day. I got it from a reject store and it had a big fuckoff warning label on it saying "MAY CONTAIN PORK SAUSAGE"and it did. made my day.
Darts needs these big stage jobbers like Ross Smith and Danny Noppert. Not enough aggressive darts at crucial moments.
>turn on stream for the Christmas darts>The pinnacle of eurojobber is a no.6 seed
>>152528022>a reject storethats a thing? just dodgy food?
>>152528027Eurojobber #1 is still the dutch autist
We've not seen Noppert get punished for hair frauding yet. Expect a big fall off soon. Nobody cheats the reaper.
dat bull
DAT 135 FOR THE BREAKNOPPIE BREAKS IN ANOTHER YOUNG STUD.
Apologise
>>152528030>just dodgy food?there's quite a lot of them around
>>152528030It's mostly supermarkets dumping misorders and surplus things, but some stuff is proper mislabels and rejects.Get some great deals sometimes.
>>152528070He's absolutely bummed him
I'm too low iq for the new captcha...i will miss comfyposting with you baggie bros...good bye
>World number sexI'll say
>>152528108but you just passed it
i can't solve the new captcha either, literally impossible
why the fuck am i getting french ads on german dazn
>>152528108It's ogre
>>152528079my local coop has turned into the consequence free shoplifting shopfeels like the staff are shouting at someone running off more times i visit than not wonder if itll last much longer
>>152528108Was sort of hoping it would be the thing to finally force me off this site but I've got used to it in a few hours, save me Keir
One of the few times I'll support Roidlet, Gawlas is fucking AIDS
Trying to figure out if I’m getting a different type of new captcha to you guys or if you’re all actually retarded, because this is not complicated at all
>>152528139Mate of mine is going there working on store procedures next year, wonder if he'll have to try to sort that
>>152528146>save me Keirhe isn't taking r/180/ access away from us my lad, too incompetent for that
>>152528156They're revealing themselves as phoneposters. Big fat thumbs can't handle the scroll.
>paddy pimblett and luke rileywhat a weird crossover of two of my major interests
>SO SALLY CAN WAIT
>>152528178i like paddy but suspect he will be proven a fraud
>>152528108Whats new about the captchas?Lmao never mind...
What stream are we watching lads?
>>152528209darts
Reddit apparently love Fanny Jobbert, for whatever reason
>from czechiawonder if he knows about those beans
GWAN GEZZY
>No Ice Ice Babywtf is this shit?
>>152528224He's gay-coded
>>152528209for me its sport1, the best darts live streamyoud need a vpn though
>>152528230Ask him
>23blimey
Why the hate against the iceman?
praying for a price vs wade final this year
>>152528224I could never hate the man who won the 2022 UK Open.
CAAAAHMAAAN
der price ist heiß
>>152528265Not me, love me some Gezzy, hope he goes far.
Does Gezzy have a cold sore or has he been scrapping again
The Peter Ebdon of darts. Price is gonna kick off.
What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE MAN
>>152528265It's ironic hate, the man is a darts heel
>>152528209https://ppv.to/live/2025-world-darts-championship
>>152528271would love wadey to win tbqhwy, my GOAT
What is gawlas even doing there? He is too weak
>called iceman >biggest small dick energy hothead out there
If Gerwyn Price ruled the planet Arrakis, he'd be the Spice Man.
>>152528329
This should start at 6 o'clock
>>152528335If Gerwin Price was german, he would be Gerwin Scheiss.
>>152528321yeah, wade is my favorite. price is probably my number two guy and i'd like to see him win the title in front of fans at some point. neither man is realistic but god, i'd love that as a final.
I actually do want to watch the Minecraft Movie, don't know what's up with me these days
>>152528364chicken jockey!
>>152528335Good one.
>>152528364I won a box of Minecraft Movie items when they did a promotion with a potato company. This was back in April and I was going to give it to my niece as she's into Minecraft. 7/8 months later and it's all still in my cupboard. I guess it'll be a Christmas gift now.
>>152528335Out of all the stupid recurring jokes on /180/, the "if player X was X, he'd be X" is my favourite one
>Two treble visit>25
Gawlas nearly got a 9 darter, kek
Not sure if Gezzy has slimmed down or I'm just so used to seeing him wearing ear defenders.
If Gezzy wasn't such a prick he'd be Gerwyn Nice
>>152528415he feels like the kind of guy who'd pay for weight loss jabs
If Gerwyn Price didn't take care of his scalp, he'd be the Lice Man.
>3 scored
>3
>"P"DC
Welcome to the Lakeside!
>tries to kill the ally pally wasp>maces himself
If Gerwyn Price was a specialist in desert warfare, he'd be Gerwyn Rommel
If Gerwyn Price scored 3, he'd be the Thrice Man
If Gerwyn Price played craps, he'd be Gerwyn Dice
If Gerwyn Price had an identical twin he'd be Gerwyn Twice
More like Adam Gawloss
If gerwin price was in the SAS, he would be captain price.
>>152528359same here, been a wade fan for the longest time. Remember my mum calling him penfold for the longest time.. I didn't know what she was on about until I looked clocked on to who penfold was kek
>>152525742nigger
CAAHHHMMMMM AHHHHNNNNNN
GWAAAAAN GERWYYYN
If Gerwyn Price was a degenerate playboy he'd be Gerwyn Vice.
corrr skysports amping up the hairdryer now they're chanting kier starmers a wanker
As Gerwyn Price won this set, he is Gerwon Twice.
>>152528529Nice one.
>21 point average differenceFuck off Gormless
If Adam Gawlas was a Scottish darts player, he'd be Adam Headlos
Mad how Adam Gawlas could easily be a Welsh name
>Spinning Bird KickCorr Chun-Li
this czech dude needs to fix his diet, he looks 10 years older at least.
eurojobbing continues
That went as expected. Gawlas is one of the players who gets battered every time I see him, yet he somehow always makes it back into big tournaments, he's the Czech Ted Evetts. Must be a diligent floor jobber.
GWAAAAAAAAAANNNN
>Winning a million wouldn't change my lifeBased
If Comito couldn't beat Le Jobbeur last year he'll get battered by Niko
why do the players go so red during the interview after the match? is it the polly effect or something else?
>>152528660adrenny worn off, they're pissed up again
LETS GO JOBBER JOE!!!!!!
hopefully springer wins this, i hope him and uter still make it. grüllich is probably getting smashed by relative unknown
>>152528680Hope so too, would be important for his career to win this. Going out against Cock next round would be acceptable, but he needs to get some wins on the big stage.
looks a bit like boss man from the kebab shop
>>152528660Huffing Raid
Comito has one zesty ass throw
>>152528680these are all very funny names
MEENZER BUBE MEENZER MÄDSCHE
>>152528750i love this little dwarf like you wouldnt believe
>>152528717rate the kebab lads
>>152528769u get some meat with the salad
>>152528717Blessed
>>152528769something off about it but not sure what
>>152528660Darts is extremely physically demanding
>>152528769looks alright my lad that x
>>152528781>>152528769no (visible) saucealso lots of herbsbut not the cheap chicken or ground meat you usually getlooks good
>>152528803>cheap chicken or ground meatyou mean a kebab in the UK?German kebabs are superior, won't have it that they're turkish, they're not. The kraut made them better.
my sides if eurojobber jobs out to boss man
that was pretty pathetic from niko
is a doner kebab "ground meat"?
>>152528809>German kebabs are superior,wrongits all ground meat or chickenreally have to travel far to the turkish neighbourhoods to get anything better
SLEEPY JOBBER JOE!!!!!!
that comito is so cute throwing over his head
>>152528822Reconstituted I suppose?
realistically, as a non pro with a 50 average, how long do you think it would take me to qualify for WDF worlds
>>152528887put on a wig and you're in
>>1525288872 weeks
>>152528887see you at lakeside my lad, had the same thought the other week. Surely it cannot be THAT hard to get jobber status in the first round
>>152528911yeh like surely it’s just an exercise in how much money you’re willing to spend on gold/platinum event travel
niko looks like he's about to menzies himself while comito seems to just be there to have fun
>>152528918tbf my lad i've started on the soft tip grindget over to japan and be a big fat english attraction
This is absolute shite from Springer, the fuck is he playing at
>>152528937pressure is probably getting to him, he looks stressed as hell
wonder how many VB longnecks he smashed during the interval
>>152528927Godspeed son
>>152528941blamage
he's getting ANGRYHOLD ON TO YOUR TABLES
>>152528941>has 2025 Chizzy or Fallon in R2 and then Harrysson/Tricole/Sakai in R3He is wasting this golden opportunityHOLY FUCK THAT 155 FROM THE AUSSIE MUTT JOBBER
DAT 155 FROM JOBBER JOE!
>dat 155
>was is?
>>152528949I think I read yesterday there is an open qualifier for the lakesidehttps://dartswdf.com/storage/uploads/5d6e3aaf-375f-4bab-9900-e86966673dd6/2025-07-25_WDF_World_Champs_Qualification_Criteria-Senior.pdf
>>152528962nah, pikachu got chizzy/fallon next. springer would have rock/gemma
Creamed my pants GWANNNN
OMG OMG OMGWHAT THE FUCK JOOBER JOE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every lag he wins this retard gets pissed at himself while pikachu celebrated every 140 he had. i can't believe i'm saying this but springer might be our biggest autist.
>hit a double>stand on the oche and stare for 5 seconds like a beaked up sperg
>>152528996kekked at this one lad
damn, almost fished
Springer is losing this, and deservedly so.>>152528989I hate it when players interact with their folks in the audience after every minor thing. It's a sign of low confidence.
What part of Australia are you from, lads?
>>152529029Vienna
Springer is one jammy bastard, Comito completely bottled his throw.
>>152529029Papua New Guinea
>>152529029scunthorpe
holy choke
CUM ON DON COMITO
finally he's hyping himself up a bit, give yourself a positive mindset and don't sulk like menzies does
JOBBER JOE
Our very own menzies
>niko
its över
>missing big numbahFucking kek. ggs Comito, can't begrudge him, seems to be a nice lad.
gu on booooooooooooooooooooy
>NIKO SPRINGERTHE BIGGEST UPSET OF THE TOURNAMENTWHAT A FUCKING JOBBER
GO ON JOE!!!!!!
fucking hell. hope he learns from that, that was pathetic
DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO DON COMITO
PEAK EUROJOBBING KWAB
>>152529103Based Beuthnerenjoyer.
JOBBER JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIETIME TO GET ON THE PISS /180/ BROS
thank fuck we got big joe rather than big rig, no way we would've had this classic
https://www.sportzdesign.com.au/products/joe-comito-shirt
hope springer doesn't beat his cute gf for this
>>152529139I don't think I have ever seen a 9XL before.
>>152529161wonder what size rClemens wears
>>152528973My bad, got completely confused by the draw for some reason. I wonder if missing the Players Championship Finals fucked him prep wise. Springer's gone from beating MVG and Gando in the Slam to jobbing out to an Aussie who only played a slight bit better than last year against a worse Eurojobber than him.
>>152529161can order one for you lad
And so that was Day 6. We can only start at the very end as Joe Comito produced the biggest upset of the tournament so far with a quite remarkable 3-1 victory over Niko Springer. At no point whatsoever was Meenzer Bub comfortable, with completely erratic scoring and finishing, and this allowed The Waterboy to plod to victory at a solid 85 average, only going below it with a poor second set that allowed Springer to level, and above it with a remarkable whitewash third set that included a colossal match turning 155 checkout. The final set saw the Aussie-Italian almost finish 170 in the third leg on his opponent's throw, but with the German unable to finish 124, he came back to clean up 25 and go a leg away. Comito then collapsed allowing Niko to level the set, but an astoundingly timed 136 setup off 184 sent his opponent into a meltdown, hitting D1 going for tops before surviving 2 match darts,, and then remarkably flinging the first dart to split the subsequent 38 checkout into single 13 and missing D8. The little man from the Southern Hemisphere came back to hit D10 second dart in hand for a groundbreaking win and hangs a big question mark over Springer's credentials. Was this first year just a big flash in the pan for him?Elsewhere today, Alan Soutar somehow missed 15(!) match darts but got over the line with number 16 in sudden death against Teemu Harju (after having won the first 6 legs of the match with no reply!), little Justin Hood produced a big whitewash of Nick Kenny, top cunt Scott Williams was on top form against Paolo Nebrida to win 3-0, Jose de Sousa is back at Q-School after losing 3-1 to Ricardo Pietreczko, and all of Chris Dobey, Danny Noppert and Gerwyn Price made it through in 4 sets.Tomorrow is the last single session before Christmas as all of Raymond van Barneveld, James Wade and Martin Schindler start their attempts to claim the Sid Waddell Trophy. 7pm start for that one.
>>152529441TYBOP
>>152529441TYBOP!
new thread when
