News: X won't sign until Z signs
>X won't sign until Z signsBut what about why?
>>152525290Y won't sign until X signs
I should’ve saved my Italian/Arabic portmanteaus and malapropisms for the nu instead of wasting them on a dying enterprise like Soto with the Mets :(
Okay but get this*takes out picture of the infield*folds it in half*stabs a pencil through first and thirdThis is how we advance the runner
>>152525294Why would Y do that? Isn’t he his own man?
>>152525310seems foolproof
LGM
>>152525310This is how we uhm *licks lips* kill the Man Fred
>>152525322Z wont sign until Y signs
In the great debate, I just gotta say that Latinas > Chongers
>>152525300Yu muthah fuckah
>>152525310What if we went back in time to steal signs using a fifth dimensional hypercube and we could alert the batter with dust in a sunbeam?
We just gotta ride a changeup going 88 mph and get struck by lightning to get that runner home
They should try stretching before the game to prevent injury instead of waiting until the 7th inning.
>>152525300>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had the Sand Dago Padres, we had allah dente, we had everything we needed and it all riffed like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, shitposted, and made as many Italian Muslim guy puns you ever needed. It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride, and Juan Soto!
Phillies slowly becoming MLBs professional retirement home each passing year with all the 30 plus year olds on the roster.
realistically speaking, you guys think Carson Benge can be a 3 WAR player next year?
good morning mariners nation. nu-nu-captcha this morning.
>>152525602yes, it will be a civil war between him and mclean for nl roty
Cleveland won their division with 13 rookies, after losing their #1 and #4 starters and their closer.They may add a pitcher or two or a bat, and nothing more and be favored to win 90-95 games next season.
>>152525265
>>152525623>barely win the division on the last day of the season >bounced from playoffs immediately
>>152525621based
>>152525602>>152525621I hope Clifford pans out. Stearns has really done a number on my genny memes portfolio, something oft overlooked this offseason.
Guardians (of traffic) is a better name than Indians
die ya bitch, kek
My jaysies are currently being used as leverage by kyle tucker to extract more from the doggies!
I'm gay and my dick is small
>>152525673I don't love Clifford's K rate and low averages. I think Reimer is showing a better profile 2bh. he's even had a better performance if you compare their latest AA numbers h2hhttps://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=cliffo000ryahttps://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=reimer000jac
>>152525731>Reimer:(
>>152525521seems to be dombrowski's MO. pays a premium to do it, too.
>>152525743what's wrong?
>>152525789Reminds me of that tragedy
>>152525794ah yeah... real shamehis run in the 80s and 90s was incredibleI'll definitely be showing The Princess Bride and Stand By Me to my kids
what is it like to be a yankees fan today
>>152525883Aaron Judge is the best hitter since Bonds probably so I'd say they're very happy
>>152525892how many rings?
Bonds never won a World Series. Very overrated.
>>152525896they already have like 30 of them so I'd hope they can be patient and just enjoy the greatness of a terrific batter
These new captchas are crazy. Geometry and shit.
kek o!
>>152525883You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Yankees. But Judgy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a New York crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and a crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Judgy was concerned with Giancarlo being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member of the Yankees.
tong is a bust
>>152525918>geometry?mine have been just black numbers on a plain background
>>152525918>>152525930>newfags still can't triforcesad
gm
>>152525972gm
>>152525918yea they fucking blow and they broke posting with 4chan-x when verification is not required. I made this fix, control + f into the userscript and replace this section. Who knows when they're gonna push a fix on the repo, that shit hasn't been updated since last year.// Old codeif (!response['t-response'] && !((el = $('#t-msg')) && /Verification not required/i.test(el.textContent))) {// New codeif (!response['t-response'] && !((el = $('#t-msg') || this.nodes.container) && /Verification not required/i.test(el.textContent))) {
>>152525892If you gave me the choice between Judge and Schwarber to DH for my hypothetical playoff team I'm taking Kyle. >but Judge fields don't care talking about a DH. Schwarber elevates his game in the playoffs while the other crumbles. >but he is .240 hitter in the playoffs23 HR in 100-200 less PA than any of his contemporaries
>>152526076lol
UPDATEEdwin Díaz received two contract offers; a three-year deal with the Dodgers and five year from the Braves, per @jorgecastillo Díaz still wanted to wait for an offer from his longtime team, but the Mets ultimately refused to meet his asking price.BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152526080FUDGED
>>152525918i like them
>>152526098stop coping. it's only making you look weak
>>152526088he got a good pr team, he's desperate to spin this as him not being a ring chaser
I could suck a mean cock right now
>>152526145literally no ass
I have never seen a team so obsessed with their middling prospects as the mets are. Prellers gonna buck break your shitty franchise when he acquires tong for a sack of shit so he can use him as a future trade piece.
>>152526088Mets offered him $66M / 3 years so this seems kinda fake.
>>152526348pfma
>Poodres
>>152526357what if the $66m/3yr offer was fake?
>>152526444It wasn’t and there’s not universe or dimension where the Mets didn’t make him an offer
>>152526348you're so mad about nothing lol
>>152526348This is the second time you’re just randomly seething about the Mets and the possible trade talks. What’s going on poodre bro? Are you ok?
oh, captchamy captcha
>>152526580I randomly bought a 4chan pass last night and suddenly everyone’s going on about new captchas… I feel left out
>>152526607you're helping to foot the bill that allows the rest of us to post for free and solve the captchas :)
Lindor and Nimmo bumped heads over Trump. In addition, Nimmo also took issue with Lindor becoming captain. Nimmo saw himself as the Mr Met leader. Must have been heartbreaking for him when he realized they didn't want him anymore.Juan Soto and Lindor don't hate each other, just a chilly relationship. Soto felt that Lindor's greeting was cold, especially when compared to the likes of Judge when on the Yankees.Jeff McNeil and Lindor very evidently bump heads on the field.Lindor is the common factor in this drama crap. He is the drama queen of the Mets, but he is a difficult contract to trade and way too good to just throw away.
I'm using kurobaex and whatever the new captcha is doesn't even load.
>>152526633gaw
>>152526684where are you getting this info
>>152526684so much drama for a team that cant even make the playoffs
>>152526348Why are people pretending like Preller is a good POBO? Stearns has had much more success with fewer resources
>>152526684Lindor literally carried the team into the playoffs in 2024 (after Edwin “I wanna to win” Diaz blew that game 161) and into the NLCS with that grand slam. The only thing that matters is he and Soto produce next year. You don’t think Kike and the doyer chuds disagree about Trump? Dave Roberts was also openly critical of Trump in the past.
>>152526761Kike is a big Trump fan?
>>152526774No, he tweeted about disliking him after the team went to the White House last year.
>I don’t feel super great about Bregman coming back, but these things are always subject to change. Bogaerts was pretty much a done deal to return until the Padres swooped in with a crazy offer. These situations are fluid. But, yeah. Doesn’t sound promising at the moment.
>>152526751Stearns also did it in a much weaker overall division and most of their track records are from when the schedule was tilted even more heavily towards divisional play.
>>152526787Centralbros… not like this
>>152526785Cubbies want Breggy.
>>152526787lol what a bizarre cope. The NL west had like 2 years when multiple teams other than the dodgers were good and it’s totally skewed how NLW fans talk about the division. Look at the facts
i think with bregman he's 32 now. he definitely had a good year, a typical year. his walk rate returned to normal. but it's overall very similar to the same kind of production he's been putting up post juiced ball seasons, which he's mostly done in parks favorable to right handed hitters (minute maid and fenway). it was already a very lucrative contract he opted out of.
>>152526787Believe it or not, it’s still more impressive to consistently win 90 games in a weaker division with a shoestring budget than it is to spend more than 90% of the league and make the playoffs a couple times
>>152526836isn't milwaukee pretty consistently one of the higher payroll small market clubs?
no...NO!!!
>>152526831He regrets the opt out.
>>152526831It's always been pretty normal for teams to basically pay for the 3-5 good years he has left over 8-10 years so in 6 years everyone can bitch about how that Jew is getting too much money to be below the Mendoza line.
There is a snake in the grass waiting to strike on the Red Sox's reluctance to resign Breggy.
>>152526976Mets let a lot of players go
>>152525521Realistically their window was slammed shut last year. Harper and Turner aren't going anywhere but both are just going to keep getting worse as they age, Nola might be the worst contract on the team, still stuck with Castellanos and Walker, Marsh and Stott aren't getting better and in Stott's case he's actually regressing, they're still trying to chase their most consistent hitter in Bohm out of town for whatever reason, they lost Ranger, traded Abel, Painter is struggling mightily in AAA, Miller is still a year or two off, Crawford looks ready but what is a single merchant really going to help with, and every other prospect is years off at best. Since they aren't willing to blow it up and tank they really haven't got much choice now than to roll the dice for the next few years on FA veterans and hope they luck out.
>mests
>>152527029At least the Mets are gonna be shit too. I mean the Phillies could still bullshit their way to a World Series if the Dodgers have the right mix of injuries and once you're in a 7 game series anything can happen.
>>152527050the Mets are gonna be fine because they have a great farm system and lack 15 bloated contracts. be realistic. don't cope
>>152527029They got Bohm.
https://x.com/i/status/2000983140697780283The Mets are "very in" on Cody Bellinger, per @Feinsand
>the dodgers 2025 luxury tax bill is higher then 14 teams entire payrollsustainable and healthy for the sport
>the bombston red sux
if goldschmidt doesn't retire, i think back to arizona or to the cubs in the justin turner role make the most sense.
Toronto Blue Jays
The Yankees need Tatsuya Imai.
>>152527764They're going to get him since the only teams going for him right now are the Cubs and Phillies. I would laugh if the Yankees fail to get him.
Mike on Mets locker roomhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/dhUarLauiAM
Imai and Spencer Jones. That's the move.
Bregman to the Mets for 5 years 210 million
>remembering the time I was driving to the liquor store blasting the super mega baseball 4 sound track before game 6:(
Bros I'm too stupid for this captcha how the FUCK do you solve these?
seethe
testiana
>>152527957>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152528075I feel like 4chanX always takes a day or so to update for teh new captcha But alls I have to say is apparently Imai is headed to the US to meet with teams, NYY PHI CHC mentioned specifically, potentially more
>>152528019Nevermind I figured it out. Still don't like this shit though.
>>152528107GET OUT OF WAY
dafuq
cooperstown display back-to-back World Series champions in the Museum’s postseason exhibit
>>152527871many are saying this
I hope Imai is in the raq today it’s really nice out for dec
you love to see it
Gay Holmes
>>152528372>elves
ITS CUBBIN UPITS CUBBIN UPITS CUBBIN UP
how should I feel about this?
>>152528559never heard of this player let alone this team
>>152528332how often do players change their gloves? do they have like a dozen they cycle through? do they pay someone to break them in? there's something soulless about seeing new-looking gloves in the hall of fame. i want to see gloves that have been used for a decade and are beat to shit
>>152528372are mclean, sproat, and tong the new maddux, glavine, smoltz?
is this genny so slow becausea. its users are too dumb to use the new captchab. most of the posters are bots and they have been defeated by the new captchac. the stove is too cold
>>152528673gonna go with c
>>1525286734chanx borks the captcha and you cant submit a post
the braves are going to win the NL East>acuna raked when he came back from injury>olson lead the league in doubles in a "down" year>riley will almost certainly hit at least a little better next year>profar hit will well after his suspension and yaz is much better than kelenic or verdugo>bullpen has a lockdown 1-2 punchall that remains to be seen is which SP they acquire because i am certain they will be getting at least one.
>>152528332That used to be a jays exhibit
>roidtani in cooperstown but not Bondsopen racism
>>152528884Golden boy rakes in an entire nation's interest and money.
>>152528884>Bonds not in CooperstownThis is simply not true.
>>152529025that's some bullshit right there
Give it up for dem cubbies! Not the Brewers, not the White Sox. Dem Cubbies!
>>152528884BASED BASEBALL
>Trenton Brooks leaving the Chihuahuas to go to the Kiwoom HeroesHe got his one childhood dream MLB moment last year(hitting a home run for his hometown team against their division rival) and decided to peace out of America once everyone realized he wasn't MLB material
>>152528673The stove is cold
>>152526420kys
gib power bat pls
winky spotted
>>152528673b. bussy
Diamondback fans are so funny man, literally laughing so hard. You ain’t gettin Bregman and y’all are pawns.
why isn't YOUR team trading for marte? allergic to acquiring the player on the best deal in baseball? (outside of skenes)
