What would be /sp/ reaction to the scorpion if it was invented today?
I would post it , nobody would replyThen you would post it and get 200 replies. Half of them downplaying it. Half of them saying it was basedChikaner would go on a posting spree about latin americans not being meds
>>152525530You are literally me.
You can’t ,,invent” something that’s pointless and useless in its sport
>>152525530/sp/ became really predictable innit
Stat fags would complain about some bullshit like how this wasn't optimal play as it led to a quick turnover.
4/10, low eXpected Save manouvre and the keeper would be better off passing to his CB so they could bait a press and create an overload in midfield.
>>152525507>forced sovl
>>152525546>>152525581Why non sudacas hate anything that isn't playing to win?
>>152525507>le tiktok reel merchant
>>152525581This is the correct answer
>>152525507That its AI
>>152525964Ignore the fat yank we loved it https://youtu.be/TRj3dKKp9tI
>>152525507It'd be funny if some keeper now tried this but it failed and the ball went in. He'd never live it down.
It would be called le reddit kick
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>>152526863This is pre 1890 european imigration in colonial portugeeese Brasil. Italians germans polish and spanish came 1900+, so yea, we basically the Roman empire II here
>>152526863Nobody cares avout this in real life. You are obsessed about a 4chan only talking point. In real life the discourse is exactally that we are proud of being a melting pot. Go fuck yourself you piece of shit
>>152535609>proud of being even bigger mutts than AmericansOk bro!
>>152535856Are you the pride fiscal? Go suck another dick
>>152535856Americans mentioned :D
>>152535609this is exactly the kind of reply that he wants
>>152525552So does the entire website desu ne~ and as such even newer threads are geared toward that predictability to farm replies.
>>152536257which is why everybody just stays in generals nowadaysthe non-general usage is just the predictable ragebait cancer you said
>>152534727never get to practice it in the 1st place. Goalkeeper Coach AI Supervisory Committee would beat it out of you first.
>>152525507i watched that on live tv at 7yo, it was amazing
>>152525507Remember when this fag dribbled near midfield in the WC and got pickpocketed? Good times.
>>152525507Wojak re edits
