3rd Test @ Adelaide AUSTRALIA 36/2.v ENGLANDEngland XI: Z Crawley, BM Duckett, OJD Pope, JE Root, HC Brook, BA Stokes (captain), JL Smith, WG Jacks, BA Carse, JC Archer, JC Tongue.Australia XI: TM Head, JB Weatherald, M Labuschagne, U Khawaja, CD Green, AT Carey, JP Inglis, PJ Cummins (captain), MA Starc, NM Lyon, SM Boland.
gay thread
*saves the day*
im finna whip this hoe
>only tongues seventh test Strange seems like more
Time for a bit of Tongue
>>152529983one of those lads that's been in the discussion for a while but always too shit to make the cunt. until now.
>>152529948good op
Enjoy the wickets bongs. you know theres ALWAYS one AusGOD who stands up when needed and pulls out some match winning bullshit innings or bowling spell
Mad how I've basically played against Josh Tongue and now here he is playing on the big stage against Australia
>>152530009did you cart him around the place?
>>152530001Thinking green is due for a big one
>>152530009>basically What do you mean lad, either you played with him or you didn't
>>152530009did he bully you?
>>152530021I thought of posting this
>>152529991
Isa sounds hungover
>fox fucked again
>>152530021what he means is he was playing for the 3rds and saw tongue 150m away on the other side of the park playing the 1st team
>aus effectively 3 down already (because.. well.. khawaja)not a great start
>>152530016I basically did, yeah>>152530021I played against his brother and it's also literally not beyond the realms of possibility that I might have played against him too but never realised it>>152530027I basically didn't let him desu
>>152530045fuck youre a funny cunt aye
>>152530047Sorry lad, I just don't believe you.
you know what. I am not a fan of this new captcha.
Luv Alex HartleyNot arsed about having her on TMI though
>tfw you bench more than anyone in cric
>>152530047More like you basically don’t remember if you played against him but there’s a very slight chance you may have
https://youtu.be/5xhcHdOpdLo?si=gynC9BYo0fCe66q_
Muslims like usman are just better at being Australians than cowardly whites
bit of a dump adelaide really isn't it.
>many people questioning Cummins regaining the captaincy from Smith after his excellent captaincy in the first 2 tests>Smith injured pregame
>>152530065cant work out how to word it but the respose is that we play the games and you are sat on the bench because youre fat and stupid
>Two wickets rattle AusTime for Stokes to bring himself on for a cheapie
>>152530083>hmmm the lights good but this guys eyesight is a bit shite>might have a bowl
I mean you can take a little credit for actually being part of the system that produced Tongue. If you, and others, didn’t participate as players then there wouldn’t have been opposition (and teammates) for Tongue to play against (and train with). So that’s certainly something, well done you
>>152530059Definitely played against his brother (Ryan)Absolutely murdered our lot, from memory - he's a good Birmingham league player, and we're shite>>152530067Admittedly very very slight chance, I'd probably have remembered it
>Win the toss, bat>It's going to be 45°c tomorrow>Go out for a slog so you're all out tonight and in the field tomorrowBiggest braindead captaincy since giving Carse the new ball. Stokes would've melted under tomorrow's sun.
>>152530099
>>152530099Noice
lmao pozzies didn’t score a run off Mr Spray JC Tongue
>>152530099reckon umpires should really be taking a front footed power stance
>>152530097ThanksHopefully the team recognises this and sends me one of the Ashes medals after the inevitable 3-2
>>152530080> cant work out how to wordAre you stupid, Indian or both?
>>152530099Kino
>>152530116>>152530116you do it then einstein
good start for englandwill make the loss hurt more :)
I'm 34 and athletic, could I ever play cricket?Seems to me it attracts a certain type of bloke, kind of similar to the Field Hockey type, unlike the football oiks
>>152530125gtfo unc go annoy people your own age
>>152530099loving the work ladhope to see more x-ray stuff
>>152530129never too old also whats that on the roight there
>>152529948>Sitting side on to the pitchGood or bad location? Was always under the impression that everything happens so quickly that you can't see shit.
>eating a gangrenous penis
>>152530129Rugshitter lad strikes again
>>152530141Battered haggis
>>152530129>athleticNot necessaryPutting on some extra weight will probably help at club cricket levelGet more weight behind your shot, help you to bowl better pies, and you'll be better at sinking pints in the clubhouse afterwards too
>>152530121Better to be a participant than of a spectator?
>>152530062Sexo
what was the point of that shot cunt
>>152530142terrible positionas close to behind the bowlers arm is best
>>152530101Not in the least bit surprising. They’re up to all kinds of stupid nefarious stuff, not all of them but some of them, and it blows back sometimes but sociopaths don’t care because for them the ends justify the means. They need better educated people making decisions not retards. Grandad didn’t win the war for these fuckwits to use enemy tactics on our own people or anyone actually. It could be satire
>>152530129surely that's bait
>>152530149Don't even play Rugby Union around here mate lel >>152530152This is what I mean, I'd like to give it a go even playing for the worst team
at lunch ill be taking the falcon to buy beer and cigarettes
>>152530166
>>152530112>power stanceMeans something else over here. Completely outlawed at Adelaide oval due to PTSD.
>>152530142Side on is good it gives you appreciation of the pace of the fast bowlers, a lot of the scoring shots here will also likely be square of the wicket too
>>152530166Cricket is probably one of the best sports to take up as a no-hoper desu, club cricket scene is usually very friendly and there's a big age rangeGive it a go in the summer
>>152530121Why would I help you word an insult against me? You are dumb aren’t you and I also bench more than you lol
>>152530055sometimes
>>152530169I’ll be going downstairs to fetch a cup of tea and a couple of caramel tim tams, maybe before lunch
>>152530169hey dadza can you get me a strawberry big m?
>>152530169>>152530139
>>152530199im not coming back mate
>>152530211Kek
did that english flag say clit hero cricket club?
50 up, its over bongs
>>152530178its so spherical
Why are aussies such terrible hosts? Giving your guests the worst seating possible?
khawajas batting is something you would find on the rug
>ENGLISH FIELDING
HAHAHAHAHAHA
DROPPED THE ASHES AGAIN
>>152530248>guests
>>152530226Yes
embarassing from both sides that
DROPPED THE CONSOLATION WIN IN WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A VALIANT DEFIANT 1-4 SERIES DEFEAT
Tongue edges Khawaja
FUCK'S SAKETAKING WICKETS AWAY FROM WORCESTERSHIREPURE RACISM
>>152529977>Giving England sitters to ruin their moraleSorry, m8. Wasn't familiar with your game.
Corrr
>>152530303haha!
English roses spotted
>>152530312the humble lamington moggs whatever the FUCK that is
>>152530312look good mate hope you enjoy them
Do aussie chicks shave their pits? Hopefully they do haha lol that would be really weird
>>152530312I’ll trade you two tim tams for one mincer
>>152530312>Infused with Cognac, Ruby Port and Dry Cider
>>152530322lamingtons taste horrid people just pretend to like them to fit inthe beer of cakes
I think this captcha sucks
>>152530329Didn’t see that. Funny thing is the Irish mince pies almost never have booze in them whereas almost all the English ones do. Irish see it as unnecessarily weird and a waste of drink
>>152530339you're wrong, boy.
>>152530339>choc and sugar tastes horribleyeah alright champ
>>152530361no im not fuckwit
>>152530339this is a bad take
>>152530320Post now
Alyssa Healy needs to be banned from commentary
>>152530339There’s good lamingtons. Maybe coconut hurts your mouth
>>152530339ill give you that like 90% of lamingtons are shitebut when a lamington is made right it mogs everything
>>152530365simmer down, champ.
>>152530339Strawberry ones are decent. But for the most part they're rather flavourless, you're eating all that just for the little hit of food flavouring.Now snotblocks, that's a bakery item you can demolish.
>another probing over by tongueBased Howie
Got a $30 qbd voucher for office secret santaWhat book should I get
hate lamingtons, hate fish and chipssimple as
>>152530339not a great post this one
>>152530386>snotblocksyou’re making things up now
>>152530374Not a great screenshot, but here
>Uzzie scores a cenny>Celebration is a gold swingBook it.
>>152530376She's fucking awful
>Pleading for LBW>Not referring itCowardly bowler and captain.
"The Australian Professional Leagues (APL) can confirm that the Ninja A-League Round 4 fixture between Melbourne City and Adelaide United scheduled for Wednesday 17 December at ctrl:cyber Pitch has been postponed.Due to an Influenza A outbreak within a significant portion of the Adelaide United squad, the APL Chief Medical Officer along with Club Doctors have recommended that affected players should not travel and avoid participation in the fixture to protect the health of players and staff from both sides, match officials and the broader community.Given this, the Reds have limited squad numbers available for Wednesday night’s fixture, and the decision has been made to postpone the match taking into account the APL’s competition rules and regulations which states a match can be delayed or postponed based on recommendations from medical staff.The APL is working with both Melbourne City and Adelaide United, along with relevant partners, and will confirm the new time and date for the rescheduled match in the coming days."Unironically why didn't they get a vax?
>Stokes already playing theatricshas anyone told him he should be playing cricket instead?
>>152530413>then collapses from a back spasm doing said golf swingwould be kino
>>152530364>>152530366you were raised on coconut head food so you like adding coconut to thingsits fuckin gross man, give me a vanilla slice all day
>>152530421English cricket in a nutshell!
Alyssa Healy WILL become a commentator after she retires and you WILL like
>>152530429>announces retirement immediately afterwardsKINO
>pitch is dead before lunch
>coconut head foodwhat is this
>air con on>summer test match on>no work todayIs there anything more comfy?
>Usman on 16highest score a Muslim's made this week
>Weatherald scores 18 runs, OUT>Khawaja is on 20 runs, NOT OUT
Khawaja century is coded isn’t it…
>>152530423They need to play this shit in winter not summer it’s absolutely not going to ever be good. I went to a match once it was 31 degrees and ended nil all and I just wanted to GTFO of the stadium the whole time
>>152530433>its fuckin gross man, give me a vanilla slice all day
Khawaja really out there playing with some explosive intent, looking to trip up the selectors next match and blow some minds out there with a big score
>>152530456Given the poms more chances than Dadza.
Why can't the fielding team wear shorts?
>>152530478the grass will go on their knees and get itchy
>took a WFH day to watch the ashesbased me
>>152530478Get yourself some loose fit linen trousers for summer you’ll never want shorts again
>>152530465Winter would mean it's going head-to-head with the AFL. Whatever little interest it has now would be completely killed outside of 2-3,000 fanatical wogs.
The new captcha is tricky
>>152530478Their veiny calf muscles would be too distracting hehe
>>152530476Improper protection and oversight allowing a Muslim Australian to get to another high score this summer
>>152530478Test cricket mate, its a testhonestly should be wearing more clothes and a beanie
gilly just said 6 7 lads
>head wants to open>koala is a geriatric that can't handle the pace of a new ballwhy not switch?
Can't even have a crank lads as my foreskin rim is all cracked and poorly. Not good.
What the fuck is a captcha?
>>152530514try hard cunt with an annoying voice and his entire analysis revolves around remember back in the day unc stories, makes it blatantly obvious he wants to fuck Isa cant stand him more of a ponting man myself
Problem is with this Oz team is once khawajeet departs,they send in the real batspeople In Cummins and starc. Simply too much depth for bingland
>>152530525woah check out this rich cunt
>>152530520Moisturiser m8. Need to do proper skincare.
slow bowler ez runs time, my favourite
>>152530534>blatantly obvious he wants to fuck IsaWho doesn't? Curry is a high demand item.
>another 25 overs bowled for the session replay againcan we sack england?
Will Jacks Tongue Koalas cARSEhole?
Ashes, The
Once a week I get genuinely excited because the new Woolworths catalogue comes out
>>152530520a nice steady stream of water from a tap is your friend anon ;)
>>152530574fatty
The leader of the NSW Nationals is a poo
Bumrah b Tongue c Carse
SIXERS PLAY IN THE BBL TONIGHT
Use the scroll bar below to find the image that is not like the others, then click Next.
15 days of ashes cricket in the next 23 days
>>152530594a full day and night of criggy love this time of year
Khawaja’s black armband is for the paki terrorist that died, not the 15 Jews
>>152530607honestly my favourite time of the year, hope youre having a good time
>>152530599The Matt toomea years a very noticeable
>>152530614same to you m8
>>152530614same m8 december is best, though grim july is kino too for comfy nightwalks
One time I took my dad to the cricket and he went to the bar and drank $9.50 mid strengths out of a plastic cup all day and chatted to English tourists whilst watching the match ON THE TV IN THE BAR
Why do women always hold their gaze when theyre around pat cummins?ads, interviews they all do it
Round 3 of the Ashes against Peru is going to be the tough one t.h.b.
>>152530632sounds like a chad. wouldnt happen to drive a falcon would he?
If Khawaja scores a century will he do his Muslim kiss the ground celebration?
>>152530634He's just a good looking dude.
>>152530632Sorry about that anon
stop stalling ya bloody poms the aussie team needs their cucumber sandwiches
>>152530632so? old boys eyes probably struggle a bit watching from the crowd, doesnt mean he cant enjoy the atmosphere
>>152530607Nice photo mate, where's that? x
Not again
usman is the luckiest man alive i swear, selectors probably want to keep him in now FUCK
Can see Australia declaring in approximately 26 hours
>>152530643He died in Bondi a couple of days ago
>>152530492Doesn’t matter, the point is in summer it is absolutely horrendous. By the same logic it is going against cricket, tennis, sailing, golf, surf lifesaving, doing nothing in summer and it’s been 20yrs and hasn’t become a mainstream sport. My Dad wouldn’t be able to tell you 3 of the teams
>24 overs bowled for the sessionEngland need to be demoted from test status for this
Test
Whats everybody getting for lunch?
Went to the cricket with my son one time and spent the entire time chatting up English birds and drinking middys
>>152530691Cricket
>>152530676He’s actually good and always has been
>>152530692
>>152530692Rice and chicken
some big up and comers here
>>152530692been omad for a while have a big feed around 4pm feel heaps better and getting good results combined with the training
>>15253070428 thousand kJ
>>152530644Mecca is in the direction of the Sir Edwin Smith stand.
>>152530704honestly that's not bad for 40
i do have a dog
>>152530668>All pinkSCG. Guy seems to be in the member's pavilion (old green stands).
any time the slip has to dive and then drops it it was really the fault of the other slip for not diving
>>152530682>it is going against cricket, tennis, sailing, golf, surf lifesaving,No one pays attention to those outside of a few days every now and then. AFL/Rugby is a 6 month thing that dominates everything.>it’s been 20yrs and hasn’t become a mainstream sport. My Dad wouldn’t be able to tell you 3 of the teamsPutting it behind a paywall will do that.
>>152530739>Ashed
dunno when or why I started doing this but whenever I take a shit I have to spit into the toilet before I wipe
If Islam isn't true then why did it spread so fast?
>>152530800Atheist bros how do we refute this?
>>152530796isn't, like, your cock and balls in the way?
>>152530692made a cheese toastie and ate it hot unlike marnus who pops them in the fridge
>>152530800Now yuo see
>>152530766It’s not that easy. The only true chances dropped at slip are when they don’t have to move and it’s hard hands but those full stretch ones where the ball is moving are really difficult and take inherent skill and even at test level they probably don’t take half of them especially Englishmen
this cunts into some sketchy shit het bad vibes from him
>>152530812Not everyone is fat, anon.
>>152530812I stand up to wipe anyway
engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL getting horrifically betrayed by a paki once again
>>152530831doesn't that just crush the shit between your cheeks?
>>152530849no? not like im standing up and doing this
>>152530867>a mass-sooting from an automatic or semi-automatic weapon>8499th day in a row+1
>>152530878sure thing shitcheeks. why don't you join rugshitter and compare poos dirty cunt
>>152530867>no one has died from an automatic or semi-automatic weapon in decadesthis is still true tho
>>152530878When you're sitting on the toilet your cheeks are spread open.When you stand up they close back up.
In Europe they don't wipe
Why does the paki have green and white stickers on his bat?
>>152530907>>152530913t. fatfucks
>>152530935keep coping shitcheeks
>>152530935is your arse permanently gaped, even when you stand up?
I wipe downwards
>>152530935t.goatse
>>152530952>>152530957you really think i stand up all the way? its a half squat and gives far better access for wipingyoure the shitcheeks here
I have a mullet, undercut and faded beard
>>152530393
>>152530911This you, m8?
>>152530971>better acces for wipingonly a fat fuck would need to do that, shitcheeks
The gun control thing is an emotional response. The guy had 6 guns all licensed and everything, and the fact that it happened just proves Howard was wrong and the gun control implemented after Port Arthur didn’t actually do anything to stop another mass shooting and it’s not logical to do more of a thing that already didn’t work. What we should be doing is arming Muslims with semi-automatic and automatic weapons so bystander heroes can just shoot the terrorists as they appear
>>152530985Meant for >>152530935.
>we
>>152531004It’s a democratic we. I vote greens btw
The only thing that can stop a terrorist with a gun is a Muslim rolling barrel bombs out of a Mi-8.
>bro really standing in a half squat in his toilet awkwardly wiping his ass cheekskek freak
>>152530986>>152531002do you wipe your vaginas as well when you're sat down?
>he doesn't duck walk across to the shower
>>152530994>Bolt action rifles with small magazines have the same mass stopping capacity as a semis with large magazinesWould've been at least 50 if the muzzies had the same guns Bryant had access to.
Indian cricket is so soulful Unironically get more pumped for a summer test series against the Indians than an Ashes series
>>152531033you're the exception, not the rule shitcheeks
>>152531046Would be better if india had a barmy army
>>152531046should move back there mate
>>152530971i unironically have used a bidet for the last 6-7 years
>>152530994You are the least obvious pooslime on this board
>>152531042It could’ve been 50 anyway if the two Muslims, one of whom is a refugee btw, hadn’t separately tackled the terrorist and kicked the gun away. It could’ve been fewer than 15 (or 16) if the Muslims (maybe the Jews too) had semi-automatics
>>152530978is that ackshually good?i've had it sitting on my kindle for years
>>152531095it's widely considered to be too lowbrow for /cric/
>>152531095It's good; teaches 'proper' Stoicism in that a man should greet both his failures and triumphs with equanimity, rather than the modern 'FEELINGS ARE WOKE' shit you see on Shitter.
ffs
>>152531125you have to go back
whos winning?
>>152531127i can'ti'm banned
KEK
NICE ONE MARNUS YOU FUCKING SPASTIC FUCKWITTA
What a still dismissal by Labuschagne.
Uhhhhhhhh???
What the absolute fuck was that
GOT EM
I also stand up to wipe however i still bend over a little bit so my cheeks dont close all the way
fuck that was SOFT
>>152531110zachy got me on to Augustus which i'm forever grateful for>>152531120cheers, sounds goodi'll read it on my holidays
>>152531136australia 94england 0
lolif you know what i mean
That was shit
>>152531155Same.
BYE CUNT
Fucking Alyssa Healy's commentating again
wtf did he eat to come out and produce that fucking shit
double hatty incoming
https://youtu.be/RrueE1Lzngs?si=ce2HZIZ7eUfn_gQr
WOOOOOOO
SCRIPTED
oh shit
holy fuck this team crumbles without Smith
>>152531180i was just kidding haha bet some of you were worried though
Ausbros.....
GONERISE ENGLAND
that'll be 4 million dollars KEK
HOLY SHIT ENGLAND IS ON FIRE
>>152531199Now I’m worried
>>152531188Its like halfway through the shot he realised what he was doing.
BULLY THAT YOU CUNT
>>152531155theres two women itt trying to make it sound like we are the weird ones
I DONT BELIEVE IT
wonder what green would have gone for if the auction was today lol, LOLkek
>34% win rate without smith in ashes testsPathetic
shitcheeks is cursing the AusGODs
why would you cut that?
COMEBACK
https://youtu.be/RrueE1Lzngs?si=KIjVFUyPK8q08ndi&t=124
all you had to do was follow the damn ball marn
Mumza had a stroke this morning lads:(
Boland is overdue for a quintuple century.
GWAN CAREY
im an insatiable arse slut
>>152531247sorry to hear that mate, hope shes alright
>>152530867betoota is so dogshit
>>152531225to be fair, he wasn't born for the first century of Ashes series
>Sledge a guy with 'champ'>Pull out of the next match because you're feeling a bit dizzy>The """champ""" is 3/11Smith sisters, how do we defend this?
>>152531247Sorry mate...
Webster died for this
do you guys sit or stand to wipe when you shit on the rug?
>>152531247fuck really mate?
>>152531262The podcast interviews are good
So Inglis is the inferior WK AND inferior batsman to Carey?
Just tuned in. Why no Smith?
Some terrible shot selection from our top order kek it's groundhog day
>>152531247Lmao
>>152531285Made anti-semitic comments on social media last night and they tore up with contract
>>152531285chocolate shortage
>>152531285fell over wiping his arse
>If England held their catches Khawaja would've been out on 10 or so>5/60
>>152531281Yeah
>>152531225cummins "captaincy" career in a nutshell
>>152531285defected to best korea to form an ultra-autistic cricket team
The exact make up of /cric/ must surely change each year, but every single iteration of it is unhealthy fixated on shit
beautiful stadiumshame we dont get a day nighter here really
>>152531290youre only laughing because you have a miserable life and find joy in seeing others experience the misery you do, if only briefly
>>152531216In highschool one of my homeboys was peeking through the stall when i was wiping then he told the entire volleyball team i was wiping standing up. I had to call him gay to save myself from the embarassment
>>152531247>Brought up by two dads>Calls the bottom MumNice of you, anon.
>>152531313all me
>>152530719That price is from at least 10 years ago
Adelaide Oval is an ugly GAYFL stadium
scrunching the toilet paper is the only masculine and hygienic way to wipe
>>152531320some absolutely dogshit dismissals today
>no warner fuck yeah >allysa healy in comm boxFUCK
>>152531320
What's Adelaide good for these days?
>>152531285Serious answer: Pulled out because of vertigo.Likely due to the thought of facing Archer.
>>152531345see why they call him carse
beer (and bourbon) and cigs (and a vape) aquired
>>152531342dumb cunt's not facing the telly
>Khawaja not having the rear neck guards>Almost got Hughes'd
I bet some of you guys smoke cigs inside
>Tongue
>>152531247found out it was you who shat on her rug?for real though hope she's ok
>>152531365Vapes are no good mate
>>152531315Don't care lmao
>>152531320mm
>>152531368tbf i spend most of my time watching /cric/ than the cricketgot a very similar setup
>>152531357A much lower chance of a terrorist attack compared to the Eastern states
>>152531365What flavour vape? I’ve got three going; butterscotch tobacco, American tobacco (sort of tastes like camel), and blackcurrant smoothie
In america we smoke cigs outside and weed inside
sometimes i think about it
>He is being treated for a potential vestibular issue. This is something Steve has experienced intermittently in the past and is being managed accordingly. He is expected to be available for the Boxing Day Test in Melbourne.
>>152531381you only replied because you do care :)
>>152531365How much does a pack of cigs cost in Aus now?
>>152531357Real estate investments (if you bought 5+ years ago).
>>152531403testicular*
These captchas are getting fuckin ridiculous, holy shit. It's like they actively want to kill this site.
Some of you are repugnant creatures
>>152531413
archers tongue my carse
>>152531415new captcha is the best we've had in years?no typing, no trying to line shit up, crisp
>>15253140920 pound
>>152531415>phone postingyou deserve it
>>152531415Much better than the 900 second wait the last time I was here shitposting
>>152531342fixed
>its a middle order batsperson saves the day episode seen this one before lads
2 w*men commentating
simply do not give a fuck about 'wrist snap' >>152531415the 4chan x one doesn't work at all for me, i have to use the original form
>>152531437>not blueyundies.png
>>152531409legally about 60$the illegal ones everyone buys are about $8-9
>>152531425Having to physically tab to/click on the Submit button is a downgrade. Would've been more comfy to be able to press enter on the captcha to post.
>>152531409Real ones or under the counter?
>>152531403
Just learned Aussies don't eat turkey on Christmas.Disturbing information to say the least.
carey looking GOOD
The girlies are taking over the commentary box chud deal with it
>the sultry tones of ally mitchell with the captivating technical analysis of ponting f2a chads win again
>>152531459holy shit... they can't keep getting away with it
>>1525314474chan-x has been updated. xt needs a manual fix.For those using the script version of 4chanX, it seems the issue can be fixed for the time being by replacing!((el = $('#t-msg'))with!((el = $('#t-msg, #t-task'))on line 23474 (4chan-x) / on line 6673 (4chan-xt).
>An official sign warning of a walking speed limit of 2.83kph has popped up in the Christchurch city centre.
>>152531447need to update to v1.14.23.2 you're probably on v1.14.23.1
>>152531462This simply isn't true.
>>152531462for me
>>152531472Youre like the boomer who did a course on how to email and is now the go to tech guy for all the other boomers
Gonna be honest lads I'm actually starting to like the new captcha
>>152531425theyre way better but having to click next when you solved it is annoying. once youre on the right answer you should be able to just hit post. and get captcha should be automatic
I DONT GET THE FUCKING SHAPES JUST LET ME POST
>>152531462Yes, I have the much preferred seafood barbecue instead. Get a ham if you want but that's it
>>152531472>>152531478aye it wasn't updated oops i'll see how it goes now, thanks
>>152531506based clanker
who /gong/ here? Only trannies
Why don't Australians have thanksgiving?
>iq test captcha>jeet posting nearly disappearskek
>>152531462i do though (scottish family thoughever)>>152531484is it actually spread like this or all mixed together disgustingly
>>152531506based non pattern recognizing npc
>>152531510>clankerkys
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/43543713
>>152531506Always select the semicircle retard
>>152531521its separate mate that would be disgusting
>>152531453Wow. Here it's £15-20 a pack depending on brand which is about $30-40 AUD. Not surprised people are buying them illegally if they're $60 a pack.
>>152531484>>152531521How would they actually layer it in a can like that? Can't exactly squirt half those ingredients.
>>152531247sorry to hear matehope she turns it into a stroke of good luck
Cool Christmas gift idea: Bluetooth speaker
how could you not solve them instantly wtf. gotta be bait >2 sets of letters 1 of numbers >2 squares 1 circle >2 sets of 2 dots 1 set of 3 dots durrrrrr which ones different
Which city is most relevant and influential in Oz, between Adelaide, Brisbane and Perth? As an outsider, I'd guess Brisbane, because it's hosting the Olympics.
>>152531552perth politically and financiallyculturally probably bris
last over of the spell for archer you think? started to look a little gassed
>>152531517It's a US-based holiday, so we didn't pick it up like most English customs we kept when we settled here.
>>152531537its 40 mate give or take 5 dollars, can only buy them in 20 packs now as well
>>152531537You gotta be taking the piss a pack here is $8
>>152531506
>>152531547>he hasnt seen the 3 sets of letters yetthat is one is fuckedhad one that had q on 2 of them with no other noticeable option and so i chose the one without the q in the set and it was wrong
>>152531517you have to be over 18 to post here
>>152531571it's about the font size or colour not the letters
>>152531565is that true? last time i bought a real pack they were 25s but was probably 2 years ago i forgot there were cheaper brands. parliaments were about 35 for 20 but im a marlboro gold chad so they were pushing 60
is it weird to go to the cricket alone? thinking of booking tickies to the south african double header
>>152531517wtf do we have to be thankful for?
Absolute state of Australian batting
>>152531582colour was the same but font size didnt seem to have any noticeable difference but ill look more closely next time
>>152531571the only one ive had that was all letter was 2 normal orientation one upside down >>152531594gun control so we dont have mass shootings mate
>>152531588Its weird to think you have to go with people. Its your life mate, go for it
>>152531565So the other guy was lying when he said $60?If so, then you guys are paying pretty much the same prices we are.
>>152531588nahthe only thing holding you back is yourselfi don't go to many games but i went to a day of aus v pak last year alone and it was chill
>>152531571>abc def GHI>abc def ghihmm
>>152531607
Steve Smith is out of this testsorry, just worked out my captcha
Are we still a chance, ausbros?
>Khawaja proving the doubters wrong
>>152531607he was probably thinking packs bigger than 20s which arent around anymore.
>>152531588>south africanNo, but if you're going on an overseas tour alone at least go to a country where you can safely root the locals.
>>152531621Thanks. You weren't lying. Crazy.
>>152531628It's England, so yes.
https://youtu.be/kgXnZYQymxo?si=rob0IzJctogMcejK
>>152531595look at this faggot talking about sport
>>152531537We were buying them illegally in Sydney when they were $15 a pack of 20. But by the carton (200 cigs) for $60. It’ll happen here too, you’ll just probably have to go through the local weed dealer. They’ve put a ridiculous tax on vape juice here extra 50c a ml so a 10ml bottle of salt is €10-11 but the good vape shops are selling at normal price saying it’s old stock, and we can just buy it up north for normal price even just get it delivered. I’m going to start mixing my own, it’s all food grade additives easy to find and very cheap
>>152531621>3 hour same day delivery>Delivery guaranteedThat's like $30 of the price.
>>152531632>>152531638i was actually thinking of 25s. didnt know they stopped selling them so theyre even more exp than i thought. funny thing is now aus has some of the cheapest cigs in the world becuase of the black market. even in america they are about $6 usd which is about 12 aud
>>152531628yeah i can see carey getting a tonreminder starc also got 70 against this side but admittedly eng looked way shitter in that test
>>152531638he is lying that is the most expensive packet of 20s i have seen
>>152531629>Dropped 2-3 times for his 48
schorchies
>>152531638he isnt lying but he is being misleadingthe price varies starting from around $40 a pack to about $70 a pack as well as where you buy frommarlboros on the website i pulled the pic from are $65 a pack
anyone know why tongue is in the team?
>>152531650you are wrong
Carey is in good touch
fuck sake
QRD on Justin Lagner, last time i watched he was coach
>>152531653used to smoke the illegal ones was getting legit dunhill blues from indo at the local baccy shop but they ran out and now its all fakes or grim shit like double happiness and manchester
>>152531668Stokes is a big believer in 'shit gets wickets'.
>>152531674fuark dani no good mate
>>152531667yeah like i said i was only really thinking of the brand i buy which is marlboro there are cheaper brands >>152531679manchester sapphire blues are actually really good imo. rest of the cheapies are fucked tho. had some counterfit marlboro reds one and it was like smoking vinegar
Carey is going to beat Khawaja to 50 desu.
Tongue is fucking shite.
>>152531690umm
not a fan of this muslim saves the day narrative right before chrissy
USMAN KHAWAJA HAS A 50 ON THE DAY BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY
as a world champion batsperson I don't like celebrating 50s
>>152531690He totally would’ve if he’d kept the strike
Can Cricket Australia fucking drop Cam Green already and bring in Webster
>>152531700...awkward
>>152531714they've got sunk cost fallacy
Two more weeks and Cam Green will find his potential
>>152531688might give em a go cheers friend
tongue my carse
niggers it's $1.70 for 1 stamp
Fuck me Langer talks alot of shit
interesting that head did fuck all and khawaja has hit 50 and still going
this bowler looks like a fucking poof
>>152531742All the commentators do
>suns out >cricket on >cold ipas might turn the stereo on and play some turnover too. absolutely lush
imagine they just read out cric posts for commentary
What's wrong with being a poof?
>>152531768crisp
>>152531768someone should code a text to speech thing and put that over a stream for us to watch
>>152531784early
>>152531784utterly repugnantly early
Thinking this is the thread.
Will Tounge Carse?
>>152531909Yes.
>>152531954Will Tongue MY Carse?
Khawaja is jacking off all over the ground.
>>152531633I do that anyway
>>152532080enjoy your aids
Why isn't "Big Buckets" Beau in the squad?
>England get gifted a great positionBlow it anyway.
>>152532277>GiftedEarned those wickets. Their biggest blow was dropping Khawaja. Would have Australia about 8 down by now if they weren't butterfingers.
>>152530101woah woah woah cool it with the antisemitism there mate, that's too much noticing
>>152532357Definitely didn't earn Labuschagne's.
>>152532455Tempted him into a false shot after the lunch break.
Holy shit. What a brainlet.
Smart bowling by Jacks to get Khawaja there.
work looms
>>152532583Thinking about retirement (of this thread).
>>152531774>>152531774>>152531774>>152531774
Khawaja should get perma dropped for being a fucking brainlet
>>152532000No but Steven May
