Elite
>h4bs
The fix was in in Toronto. Comical
I don't like when players get traded.
Shall
>>152531522 sam adams id say
>>152531526merry christmas pal
>>152531553You're lucky you have a no movement clause or else your parents would have got rid of you years ago
>>152531522Coors
>>152531557we didn't care the first time you said it
My Broonsies!!!!
>>152531553>a-anon... you're not playing tonight>get your stuff, you got traded to buffalo
Gary should ban shut outs
First for incest sex
>>152531522>>152531540This is the correct answer.
duckies got a point!
>>152531564coors and molson are the same company
>>152531577yikes. sarah nurse looks like an old lady now
:( Why are the oilers bullying their old teammate?
SKINNER
LMAO 5KINNER
mcdavids wife is so hot bros. i would let her put a cigarette out on me
>>152531613Rage at costing them a pair of cups
Leon also trying to pass super mario tonight
>my flysies won :)>ate some delicious chinese with some beer>came home with my internet net back on just in time to see >5kinnerwas a good night
5KINNE2
>>152531566happy hannukah faggot
>>152531635>>ate some delicious chinese with some beerDid you fuck her too?
getting ready for the sharks to lose by 7 goals
>>152531592Molsons owned by coors It’s literally Canadian coors
>>152531620she looks like a plastic golddigging whore
hey siri, which team in the atlantic division has the most points?
I'm going to bed.
are the swedes going to stay up for this one?
>>152522186KWAB
I'll be happy if they can avoid being shutout, but I doubt the kraken will score tonight
bud wontrb is a raped 50 year old retard
my avies :)
>>152531652>her
>>152531553same :(
What are some specific matchups where one team turns into pic related?
>>152531789Oilers vs Flames in the 2022 playoffs
>p6ngs
McDavid just passed Crosby in career 4 point games
*continues to fuck /hoc/'s mom*
>>152531789Panthers when they play the Oilers in the finals.
SOILERS HAHAAHAHAH
>J4rry
>immediate kingberg and celebriniwhat is this narrative
klingberg! klingberg? again?
my sharkies
>5 GA .773 sv%>4 GA .871 sv%2 shit goalies swapped lol
I think the Wild are based because they aren't afraid to employ Russian players.
>can't get a Skinner Dinner to celebrate the oilies win :(
Huomenta but the opposite
Does practicing faceoffs over and over against the same person often lead to a scrap of some sort? Seems like it would.>t. never played organized hockey
Why does top shelf numale say Jerry instead of jar-y
>>1525318942 Pongs goals were in garbage time
>tune in >flames losing by 1 with 1 only shot against Wolf?
>>152531925>soilers
>>152531933*Pup
sharkies almost went 2/2 on wolf JEN
at least dustbin wolf wont appear so smol on italian ice
>>152531948there we go lol
Tarasenko has returned.
Is this a good goalie
Do /krak/ have any hope of winning this game?
WOLF
nothing to awoo about
>>152531968Excuse me, I missed the next goal
>>152531968Dustin Chihuahua
>>152531970lmao no
>>152531903Maybe they will have a Jarry-Out offer
>>152531974wolfsisters i don't feel so good
STFU guys he made a save now
why is the NHL the only league that blacks out national broadcasts
>>152531897They have moved on from a decade of Finnish captaincy and have even removed all finns from them team. They have put money in russian pockets and have fully embraced >swedish goaltending.Will this be a recipe for getting to the second round???
>>152532018Extreme retardation
please don't bully Dustin
>>152532018can americans go five minutes without talking about black people? holy moly
>>152532018cool it with the anti semitism
>>152532020>FinnishI actually still have my Finnesota hoodie that someone made on etsy or whatever it was called back then.
>>152532018Retard
This is actually fucked. It’s this kind of lack of accountability and reflection that actually cost them the cup twice.
BREAKING: wolf made a save
>>152532018I have the option to watch the flyers on a local channel or national channel when they are on both. also I think MLB does that sometimes
>>152532018Onhockey avoids the blackouts
>>152532018Dallas was national a few weeks ago, and I was able to watch them. Canadian national broadcasts are still subject to blackout rules in the states
>>152532050>cellyingweird way to say, "CELEBRATING"
>>152532050kwaboty
>>152532030RAHH
>>152532066okay unc
>>152532050>that actually cost them the cup twice.No, that's Skinner
>>152532083just blaming everything on Skinner is why they aren't going to win a cup oilers still don't have a decent goalie
>>152532111trips of truth
>>152532111They aren't going to win a cup because too many of their skaters are hitting the wall
>>152532111Skinner let in one of his signature leaky marners tonight. It's amazing that the Oilers have won as much as they did with him
are caps frauds
>>152532136Why can’t the oilers just outscore the panthers if their offense is ALLEGEDLY so good
Why are the sharks wearing these hideous jerseys?
>>152532146>why can't you just beat a really good team 4 times in 7 tries while having AHL goaltending
what's the reason for these goated sharks sweaters?
Im not asking rhetoricaly, why are the san Jose's wearing these ugly jerseys
>>152532146Inferior leadership
>>152532160Look at this faggot trying to be Brodeur.
didn't askarov
>>152532175goat team gets goat jerseys
They look like the jerseys you'd put in a tv show that didn't have the rights to the logo, they're generic and uniquely awful at the same time
>>152532175>>152532177the diwali amen
Lombergini!
Damn the sharks are shit
>>152532185>most losses in NHL history
looks almost like off colored nuckies jersey from a distance
Its especially jarring because they are playing the Flames, who have top 5 jerseys in the league
>>152532185>absolute loser with a few pathetic hairs sticking out>absolute chad completely bald with a bearddon't be a pussy, shave your head
>>152532220No. Jarry plays for Edmonton.
Boys I made rice but im trying something One cup basmati rice One cup water One cup chicken broth (thats the twist) Tablespoon oil tablespoon salt
>>152532220Did you say top 5 jersey?
a first time winner is hoisting the cup this year
>Crosby got one point, his next one will tie Mario Lemieux at 1,723 for most all-time among Penguins. Shame he couldn’t get there on this homestand.>Another unfortunate thing that didn’t happen on the homestand was the Penguins winning a game (0-2-3).
The teal jerseys, sure, no team wearing teal will ever win a championship. But they are iconic jerseys. Why swap them out for generic Winnipeg jet / Utah hc / seattle kraken esque navy jerseys?
>>152532248yeah, why'd you post that pic?
>>152532248Flames sweaters are some of the nicest, tastelet
WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
macklin is my boo
When did the avs pick up Hakstol?
McDavid passed Claude Giroux to move into 8th among active players in points. Giroux was drafted 9 years before McDavid and finished 2nd behind him in points in 2017-18
>>152532282they'd fit in great here
>>152532287July
>>152532220>Flames, who have top 5 jerseys in the league
>>152532295yeah canada is like a special ed class
did the wild exit fraud territory
>kwabken
my avies! :)necas!
>>152532289Are we supposed to know these two homosexuals?
>>152532315have the first round of the playoffs already happened?
have to be up early tomorrow kwab
avs shorty incoming
kraks please
WOLF!
The pup was caught sleeping
>>152532050That’s jeff jackson, Tyler wright, Jeff skinner Viktor arvidsson, Adam Henrique Darnell nurse Kris knoblauch, Ken holland,
So are the Avs going to have the presidents' trophy locked up by like velentine's or something?
hoob wishes he could heat up like goodrow
>>152532236I dont think I can really taste the difference, theres a slight brother taste. They smell like chicken broth though
>softpusys SEETHING about the Wild gain.
>>152532329carolina are frauds and make it to the third round every year
>goodrow hat trick inc
>>152532018based gary. he knows how to grow the game
>>152532349they aren't even winning the central though
/hoc/ BTFO
>>152532360Yeah but they're in the Least
>>152532324Calvin Picard, Vasily PodkolzinDraisatl is on the shirt
>>152532350True my rangers organization finally collapsed when they bought out his awful contract
>>152532379
didn't get scored on, a rare successful kraken pp
>Shork dorks itt bubblin over their ugly jerseys
>>152532379Does this retard actually think apecollide has more equipment than hockey?
>>152532379raped bitch
>>152532379Retard
>>152532379all of these points are mostly true except they're not rednecks anymore, they're the sons of evil lawyers or whatever paul marner is
I miss arshdeep bains
>>152532379>seething>dilating >crying about not understanding 'the code'Lads
malinski has been taking a lot of penalties lately
>>152532379that reads like it wasnt typed by a white person.
Why is this obese melinated gentleman talking about hockey?
>>152532441I’m brown
>>152532421I am sure you will get to see arshdeep bains again
>>152532379Why do redditors have this insanely annoying way of speaking? Everytime I read something on reddit, I imagine the person typing to have an annoying high pitched and nasally voice with a homosexuality lisp.
>>152532449we know
>>152532449so is most of /hoc/
>>152532448Devante Shit-Smelly is a Capitals legend. Watch your tone, bitch.
Lol Dylan, youre flipping out again eh bud?
>>152532421Get pucks in arshdeep
>>152532379For me it's the opposite. All the stuff he's complaining about is what drew me into hockey. It surprised how a sport as awesome as this is Canada's national sport, since I assumed most canadians were limp twisted smug passive aggressively polite pansies
Where’s Krak mommy
>>152532512>most canadians were limp twisted smug passive aggressively polite pansiesThis is correct aside from the polite part.
If you guys don't start cleaning your posts up, I'm gonna start downvoting all of you!
>worst pk vs the worst road ppgrim
>>152532512>limp twisted
>>152532529how do you do that?edit: i found it
>>152532512i wish you would've called bret hart a pansy to his face
avs pp must be really struggling if they can't score on krak
>>152532562it's been fucking atrocious
>>152532512it's not Canada's national sport
Entertaining how quickly mcdavid is going to track down mackinnon for the point lead despite taking the first 20 games off
>>152531722>>152532401WHERE IS THE GAME BEING STREAMED I DON'T HAVE HBO I THOUGHT IT WAS BEING BROADCAST
>>152532562yep, it's kinda unthinkable for the talent they have but they managed to regress even further on the PP compared to last year
>>152532463>>152532461Nothing wrong with bring me
>>152532590>people unironically thought mack was better>people unironically thought they'd take him instead of mcdavid to build a teamel oh fucking el
>>152532555So Canadians don't understand the meaning of the word "most" either?
>>15253259293.3 kjr fm
>>152532592onhockey.tv
>>152532592fmhy.net
>>152532606I'd take MacKinnon if he came with Makar and Rantanen to carry him in the playoffs
>>152532576does leafland even have a pro lacrosse league?
>>152532606that's what 1 cup vs 0 cups does to a discussion
>>152532635shouldnt you be deported by now?
>>152532459Yes
No milly dilly
Why aren't the Flames winning?
>>152532632well I guess that's one way to prove that you don't watch Avs playoff games
gary should steal the nba cup, a fake tournament that only exists for banter and (maybe) selling shitty jerseys
>>152532674they aren't very good
>>152532643It's reminiscent of when people pretended Toews was better than Crosby
liljegren in charge of not taking shitty penalties
>>152532689gonna get worse when it's 2 cups vs 0 cups
skinner wasn't the problem and edmonton won't make the playoffs>losing to montreal
>>152532674Dustin Chihuahua is in net
>>152532674either they win, either they loosefor owners, stadium is full, people buy merchso they cut side costs and don't careflorida starts loosing one season, people forget hockey exists and they go bankruptblame the owners, blame the fans
>>152532686they should also dye the rink in wack colors too to really drive it home
>>152532685Yeah he forgot to mention the reffs!
>>152532685yuro brah, what the fuck is wrong with swedes?
MEAL
>>152532736I blame the kike who lets this all happen
>>152532783nice healthy meal anon, I'm proud of you
>>152532783mushrooms could use some more color
This is the only place on the internet where the islanders and flames are discussed on a regular basis.
Flames and Islanders mentioned
they think about the flames a lot here just noticing
I like the new captcha better than the old one
We are hanging a cup banner in MSG. Yall are mad as fuck
>>152532824It's much better
>>152532803For me its the CP (Calgary Puck) forumsJust kidding thats nothing but numales.
>>152532839First Stanley Cup champions with 16 road wins
>>152532839Did the Knicks win NBA cup?
>>152532824It's quick and easy at least.I'm just a little mad that it killed KurobaEx for good and makes phoneposting more of a hassle.
>>152532852Calgarypuck is based. Sureloss keeps the chuds on a leash.
>>152532839
>>152532874This one will last a lifetime!
Flames Maniacs
I like to close my eyes and imagine you guys are all my friends and we live together in a large dorm inside a university. I’m bunkmates with trb.
KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
sweet, it's not a shutout
KRAKKRAKKRAK
>>152532874Lol they did #knickstape
my avies :(
>>152532891Its the gayest place on the internet and reddit and your MySpace page are on the internet
imagine the smell
KRAK
Struggling against the anemic kraken? The aves are simply #notready
>>152532954Why do you hate us so?
I have had sex with kim McGrath, Darcy McGrath (Bingo's) ex wife. Post that on CP
>>152532972don't jinx us anon, it's not very nice
my avies :((
O Captain, My Captain
>>152532973I find the discussion both naive and pedantic, an unappealing mix
>>152532618This is a surprisingly pleasant way of enjoying the game, thank you for suggesting anon.
2025, I'm forgotten...
Flames gonna tie the game soon
why is there a lady commentator?
>>152533015i'd prefer if they didn't
>>152533009thank fucking god
>>152533007Fitz and Al are great, and I get to follow the game while playing vidya instead of wasting a couple of hours watching this shit team flail around on the ice.
>>152533021The Rothschild tricked the British and Germans into a war in the early 20th century + law of slippery slopes
>>152532926I secretly cum on buds figurines when he goes out for bike rides. I'm not sorry about it.
I've had 4 shots of vodka this period and I still feel nothing but the cold emptiness of nihilism go flames
>>152533030I think you're good. The Shorks will get the W.
>>152533037imagine being so low iq you can be tricked
>central europeans
>losing to xheattlekwasoftpusy
>
lanny is so based i think he is a direct disciple of God, he is such a pure soul
>>152532685That's why MacKinnon go the Conn Smythe in 2022, right?
>>152533086He died and came back much like jesus
>>152532960a crapalanche, if you will
>y-yeah but!kwasoftpusy
Flames down 1 heading into 2nd intermission
>>152533101You're not even wrong, thats hilarious.
>>152533141Yeah, I just downed another fuckin' drink heading into 2nd intermission too
my avies!! :))girard!
scaaaarrrr girard
Skinner came in and turned our OTLs into Ls?
that sonofabitch santa clause..making people think of sleigh rides and snowball fights and *ugh*...Ice hockey...
Don’t worry aves fans, Gary will let us cite our 6-1 victories in November in our first round by application
>>152533168this post makes me think of bud and 1
>>152533158The Penguins were extremely surprised that tonight a 3 goal lead in the third period was NOT blown.
>>152533180based!
>>152533158the rebuild WILL commence
>>152533139Can't imagine what a monumentally pathetic loser you have to be to post this same shit here all the time, why do you care about a team that you don't support so much? I couldn't care less about any of the other teams in the league, I just enjoy watching the Avs play hockey.>>152533100If you seriously think that a cup winning hockey team is carried by only a single player, then you don't understand hockey at all.
>>152533214Calm down autist. You don't have the reasoning skills to understand what this place really is. Go back to your scat porn.
>>152533214I didn't say a single player, I said Makar and Rantanen. That's two retard
>>152533214>blah blah blahkwasoftpusy
>>152533241You implied that a player who doesn't win the Conn Smythe is getting carried, which is complete nonsense.
>>152533259I read this is in a German accent
refs keep calling penalties on the kraken because they've got money on the kraken
there's no way the avs don't score on this
>>152533214>in GERMANY we don’t….KWAB stfu
>>152533278you overestimate this PP
>>152533259>get outscored by a defenceman>get outscored by your own linemate>noooooo, I'm da best, i'm da best!
>>152533289you overestimate this pk
overestimate this*grabs PP*
I dont get the appeal of scat porn
>>152533303must not be from quebec
>>152533299
>>152533299wow you really smothered it with that PK
how the FUCK do you go 0 for 3 against the kraken pk?
>>152533318because they are frauds who only beat shitters.
>>152533306Most of the Germans settled in Sask and Alberta.
>>152533318avs pp is really REALLY badlike the pp is actively detrimental for the avs and they'd rather play 5v5 instead
>>152533291Well if you're talking about scoring, MacKinnon is 3rd all-time in the franchise playoff points leaderboard behind Sakic and Forsberg (who played significantly more games). That totally sounds like a player who gets carried in the playoffs...
my avies :(((
BIG KRAK PP
>>152533318I don't know what is happening but I'll take it.
kwab
>>152533337>mackinnon goes glory hunting for points>loses>Makar produces in crunch time>winsIt's that simple
>>152533333checked
starting to think that the avs special teams coach is a sleeper agent for the krak
>>152533344If they don't fuck up, they might be able to get a point from this game
Sad to think that if the people of Calgary weren’t sheep retards and they didn’t have that jeet commie fuck in the mayoral seat, we could have enjoyed Olympic hockey on a regulation sheet of ice in the saddle(soul)dome this February instead of some junior rink (that won’t be built in time) in whatever third world country “Milan” is in.
>>152533363he's still getting paid by them
>>152533349you're making even less sense than before... they either both win or both lose
i've run the numbers and the avs average out to one goal every 16.5 minutes at 5v5 and one goal every 11.4 minutes on pp so they aren't literally worse on the powerplay but that's still very grim
>>152533347This is a contenting team for real guys. Their PDO heater won’t disappear. Trust me
M A C KACK
>>152533369olympics and fifa are scamswe don't do scans in canada
(gay voice) pdo
>my shit krakies >managed by my retarded managies:)
>losing AGAIN to xheattlekwasoftpusy
>>152533377In terms of Goals For per 60 the Avs rank>1st 5x5 with 3.62 per 60>30th 5x4 with 4.79 per 60
>>152533415
>>152533423>>152533347Good examples of how a player's shooting percentage is not something they can completely control
>>152533423Graf's looked really impressive lately.
>>152533423wolf is fucking garbage and celebrini is good actually
>>152533423pure puck luck. not seeing anything great about this twink.
dustin wolf is too manlet to ever be elite
dustin wolf is too shit to ever be relevant
>>152533423On a full size goalie that's a save
>>152533432
>>152533423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwXUxgszF0
Flames suck im out
Lmaoing at wolfs contract
>>152533439>WAHHH WHY DONT YOU SUCK TWINK COCK LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?kwab
>>152533420worse, four of their seventeen pp goals came in one game against the devils and without that they're probably dead last lol
>>152533464>she doesn't suck twink cockngmi
>>152533464you can try actually watching the games
>>152533459doesn't start until next year, so can they do some Michigan/Michigan St shit and frame him for raping some women and get an opt out option on it?
>>152533476They should get a hold of Flames legend Dillon Dube
>>152533475I do. Not impressed. Deal. With. It.
just bought 2 of them bad boys for the kids
>>152533488>coin bank merchandisegary please...
>>152533488>phlegms fans saving moneya bold assumption
clown Reaves is. No talent whatsoever so every shift he’s trying to goon it up with a big clown grin on his face. Glad that bum never won a cup
>>152533504The Sharks are contenders
>>152533504cry bitch
Craig conroy has been an unmitigated disaster. Zeev Buium is better than Zayne parekh and conroy didn’t draft him because of Kadri and the free palestein movement. Also every contract he signs ages terribly now huberdeau isn’t even the worst contract on the team thanks to conroy.
My Rags are SHIT
>>152533506and zero cups on gary's watch
I don't get the penalties. Why did Burns and Montour walk down the tunnel if they only got roughing?
tyler foli scored his 300th
>4 players get double minors for roughing eachANOTHER REFFIE MASTERCLAS
ahem
>>152533531manson started it with marchment and montour started it with burns so i guess they just got sent back to cool off
kek...someone PLEASE tell me they have a webm of the flames player losing his shit on the bench and his stick going into the faceoff.
>>152533531they probably both needed to be checked for somethingkinda odd since they were in seperate scrums
my avies!!! :)))mackinnon!
our krakkies :(
MY San Jose Sharkies :) can still absolutely blow this.
>>152533569It’s an illegal goal it will be removed
>>152533562If we can get one point out of this it will be a miracle
>>152533543missed it
>In an episode of “The Chase,” the Flames’ candid behind-the-scenes show, head coach Ryan Huska was filmed telling his players he’d been consulting with the AI chatbot to figure out what the hell was going on.The Flames are not a serious organization
>>152533584
>>152533584There’s nothing wrong with using ai to coach.
>>152533582too bad, guy was slamming his stick on the boards and it went flying into the faceoff. funniest shit ive seen all week.
grok are the flames good
>>152533581i mean if the krak can bring it to a shootout they're probably winningavs are also atrocious at the shootout minigame
Calgary Flames –Elite LineupForwardsHuberdeau – Backlund – SharangovichZary – Kadri – CoronatoMangiapane – Pospisil – ColemanDuehr – Rooney – RuzickaDefenseWeegar – AnderssonHanifin – TanevPachal – MiromanovGoaltendersWolfVladarProjected Points: 109–112 points
>>152533621vladar did humble my hasbsies tonight
garyshot in seattle
Elon musk was looking to buy a sports team maybe he can buy an nhl team
is pierre mcguire still a bald faggot and is he still some "exec" on some team?
surely the avs won't go 0 for 4
Imagine cheering for a team at the top of the standings like some soulless dweeb. Real fans only cheer for teams that fight against all odds and make playoffs.
This /krak/ game is actually kinda kino
*walks in sporting my finest business casual*
krak won't be able to score again, game over. gg avs
>>152533641Just like my Oilers
my avies!!!! :Dnelson!
sharks are a gay team
>four points to impress his boyfriend with
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
Whelp
*yips aggressively*
>>152533648
have you apologized to my sharkies yet, /hoc/?
Fucking avs...
>>152533692ehm i have been a fan of the sharks for nearly a year now i have nothing to apologize for
>sharts
Woah I didn't know Jon Arbuckle was a sharks fan...!
>dei hire saves the sharks.Apologize
bedtimegotta pray the rosary first
>>152533670brock lobster =)
>>152533708Depending on where Lyman is, Jon may be an aew fan too
>>152533710i never doubted big money mike
>>152533759how far behind was pizza science in the 1990s
why tf cant chinks do custom names on jerseys, youre already using second hand material
seattle loses surprising no one
>>152533771Pizza Hut started Stuffed Crust in 1995. If anything, pizza science was hitting its peak in the 90s.
>>152533807I'm suprised they held on as well as they did
>>152533743You don't say...
ugly shit still counts
>it was 3-2
So you think that it's overThat your love has finally reached the endAny time you call, night or dayI'll be right there for you if you need a friendIt's gonna take a little timeTime is sure to mend your broken heartDon't you even worry, pretty darlin'I know you'll find love againYeahLove is all around youLove is knockin' outside your doorWaitin' for you is this love made just for twoKeep an open heart and you'll find love again, I knowLove is all around you, yeahLove is knockin' outside your doorWaitin' for you is this love made just for twoKeep an open heart and you'll find love again, I knowLove will find a wayDarlin', love is gonna find a wayFind its way back to youLove will find a waySo look around, open your eyesLove is gonna find a wayLove is gonna, love is gonna find a wayLove will find a wayLove's gonna find a way back to you, yeahI know, I know, I know, I know
THAT'S DWAYNE JETSKI
>>152533823
Not so fast Vancouver! McKenna is ours!!
>>152533893Huska bros…
nucks are undefeated since the hughes trade and outscoring their opponents 5-1
good morning to everyone except skinner lmao kwab
MacKinnon McDavid and Celebrini were all empty net goal faggots tonight.
The parallax angle says I'm gay?
>>152534047celebrini scored with wolf in net, thoughever
I'm pretty sure it was in
>>152534068oh it was in DEEP
Gotta be the best bantam team of all time right?
keegan kolesar is an alexisonfire fan bro's
MY HABS ARE STILL YOUNG AND REBUILDING AND YOUNG AND INJURED AND STILL REBUILDING AND INJURED AND YOUNG AND REBUILDING YOUNG WHILE INJURED
>>152534359kek
>>152534325they are so young and so beautiful and so injured
Thoughts?
lames fags know your place
>>152534474
>>152534476They really should. Because these retards have been talking waaaaay to much shit here
>>152534047>log into hoc>trb posting gay shitlike clockwork
>>152534474based stoney :)
>>152534047need this picture to be reenacted with bedard and celebrini
>canagays
>>152534559Tell the nano banana to make it
>YEAR AFTER YEAR MY TEAM IS SHIT. BUT THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT
>>152534588i believe that they are going to skip the "do great in the reg season" part for this season
>>152534586Why do all your teams suck faggot?
Canadians are out of excuses. When the fuck are you gonna get good at hockey?
>>152534599
>>152534603This explains all of your most recent Stanley Cups
There becomes a time when it's simply fucking embarrassing. Do Cnadaians even feel shame anymore?
>>152534619KWAB
I may have hit the end of my rope with the NHL tonight. Coyote fan since 2013 until the end. I decided to follow the Kraken when my team was no longer. Apparently when the Coyotes died, Arizona became the Red Headed Stepchild and most shit on hockey fans in the country. I have ESPN+, SlingTv Blue/Orange plus the Sports Extra for NHL Network. I also have a Tablo to record Network shows and Kraken games when they play the Knights and Monmouth(). I should be covered to watch every game for the Kraken. Nope. Instead, tonight's game for the Kraken against the Avs on TNT, a NATIONAL game, is blacked for me, because the AVS are in my region, even though I already have Vegas and Utah in my region. I have no regional access to the Avs broadcast. WTF?
>>152534659navigating the internet must be hard
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>>152534659Guys like this are still struggling to pay off their first f-150
>>152534659what a fucking retard. avs fans wouldn't be able to watch it locally either since IT'S A TNT GAME
>jew embracing a german for his monumental achievementnow this is what gary's game is all about, bringing people together who are worlds apart.
>>152534708weeew
>>152534702must be a canadian thing
>>152534474i doubt many teams draft stone ahead of seguin and even looking back in hindsight its hard to say taylor hall deserved to be drafted ahead of seguin. teams drafting in the top spots dont pass on 18 year old nhl ready centers. seguin had 6 straight 70+ point seasons, while taylor hall only had 2 70+ point seasons in his career. mark stone has never scored 70 points in a season. out of the top players on that list seguin was the closest to a star. even with a career plagued injury mark stone still doesnt come close to star potential seguin had at his prime.
>seguinno milly kwab
>>152534474lotta guys who surpassed their ranking
>>152534739he won a cup with the bruins before gary grew the game™ to you.
>>152534741Nino's rookie season was so cursed
>>152532379Hahah you just know some hockey bum dicked his crush, chin up bud
>>152534798fine I'll just say "coach benched me because he's a faggot" instead
>>152534798So Mike Modano should've said "grateful for growth. Back to work" to Mike Babcock instead of "coach benched me for no reason" when he scratched him the second to last game of the season so he didn't reach 1500 games played?
>>152534867the only thing that mike should have done was grape babcock in retaliation
>>152534603>T. Seething leaf faggot
>>152534412I can fix them
>>152534890kwab vpn off next time, trb
What will Jarmo do first?
>>152534603>claude lemieuxstop the cap
>>152534937>t. rbkek you seem upset!
>>152534961And you still haven't live up to your promise you made to your therapist. Why is that? Is it because you're a sad lonely fuck, who doesn't socialize with anyone other than people here?
https://youtu.be/WodhzUS0ex4Where were you when you witnessed a generational talent
>>152534992I celebrate CelebriniHe's the next Crosby imho
>>152534987KWAB now this is seethe, jen! you can talk about hokkei too you know! might make you sell upset ;)
>>152535019No, communicate with me, you troglodyte. Why can't you literally follow a simple promise?Why can't you actually fix your shit excuse of a life?Actually talk to me instead of acting like some ironic shitposter for once in your life
oh xhe's bubblin'i'll let xhe bubble in peace with xhis vpn on then ;)go flames! tank and get mckenna!
>>152535051why are you coping so hard out of nowhere?
>>152535051Communicate with me, you stupid fuck.Stop acting like an ironic retard for onceFucking talk
No, I'm not gonna let you continue acting like thisYou're gonna sit down with us and explain wtf your problem isWhy are you this obsessed with this general?Why are you telling your therapist about 4chan shit?
Real retard hours here on /hoc/. All of you need your meds. I, for one, think that the topic of discussion should be how my Nuckies won the trade.
Me when a Canadian team thinks they are decent or can be in the NHL at all.
>>152535077>real retard hoursI hate having to watch canada think they know hockey also
>>152535096Top 3 in points are from here tho
>>152535108Alright tell me what teams they play for now
>>152535118Oh I see that you are very dumb and think that the NHL playoffs are a tournament between countries, carry on being dumb then if you wish, I'm not going to waste more time on you anon
>>152535121Oh I see you have never won a Stanley Cup. When are you gonna do that anyway?
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>>152535121How much can canadians keep losing? This is crazy that you walk right into arguments that you will never win.
>>152535121What? What you mean it's not a tournament between countries?Most of the time it's a few teams from the USA and Canada facing each other.How is that not a tournament between countries?
>>152535148the teams arent respresented by players from solely that nation
crosby to minny????
