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Remember: check your balls.
englans
iggs
jofra archer more like jofra bowler
Wash your arses
more like jofra arse-er
This new captcha is fucking bullshit. Ruined 4chanx until their chrome extension version updates properly as well! Hope someone figures out a workaround.
uncut lads, do you normally piss in fast mode or slow mode?
evacuate the arseholeI’m infected by the smellstop this shart is killing mehey mr febreeze spray yourself and mask my taco bell
*does nothing*
the brave captain taking it on himself to use the new ball
>>152534188Fast for me
all the superstar overseas players in the big bash this year are paki's kek
heard a lot about this cricketer here called Puhi Andhees but can’t find anything about him
New balls like the new wife for lying son of a bitch lyon
>>152534192>use
>>152534188you have to be careful in case it comes out sideways.
>Stokes new ballkek this fucking guyanyone who played cricket knows how much of a glory-hog this cunt looks right now
>>152534188slow mode if im in a location where I dont have to worry about spray
first brit ITT
>>152534213based your boys looking good here mate
literal statpadding
>>152534188what the fuck does this even mean?
There is a homosexual in /cric/
>>152534188Slow mode = through foreskin, fast mode = peeled back?Can only do slow mode since it's straight. Fast mode I need to aim at my foot, which when pressure drops means I piss all over myself, or if aiming for low pressure, piss all over the wall if pressure gets high.
>>152534188my willy is big so its always in fast mode
>>152534192who else would you give it to
>>152534188i sit and just blast it full tilt
>>152534227wood
cricket on the radio is ASMR for me
>>152534213erm no faggot>>152534202
hey NSW/VIC viewersremember to standby for 7NEWS AFTER THE CRICKET
>>152534160whys it look ai
archer's head is a two-tone colour right now
>>152534229
>please i've bowled so many overs mr captain sir the tail is scoring boundaries off me >*cracks whip* KEEP BOWLING
>>152534241kek
>>152534240Because most of them are corporate bootlickers. Cummins and Warner in particular. Fake People. Therefore it looks fake.
>>152534231Mate, you have to understand that Stokes is on a roll. He's got ...0/53.
>6:01, no news yetboomers SEETHING
>>152534229do you stand up or sit down to shake off at the end?
stokes is the most english looking player, yet hes a kiwimakes you think
>>152534254stay sat and just whip it around at the end
>>152534188If I'm at work I take my time. If I'm in a hurry I send it.
>>152534260t. pissthighs
>>152534254Toilet paper m8. After a point you realise it's okay to use toilet paper to dry your peehole as a guy, it doesn't make you a girl.If your head dries out like you're some circumcised american, you can always put some moisturiser under the foreskin to keep the head looking young and fresh.
sounds like a recipe for pissy undies if im honest with you lads
Carey's retard shot has cost Australia scoring 400.
>>152534254No matter how much you wiggle and danceThe last drop ends up down your pants
At home I take my pants off, piss then do a quick rinse with the detachable shower head and wipe down with a towel. Nice and clean.
>>152534273Meh. 350 will do. England haven't made that high of a score this series.
>>152534269I dont wear undies so I usually let the drop(s) run down my leg
>>152534283Adelaide is a road like always. Even more so than normal since the ball wasn't doing much at the very start of the innings.
>>152534279bet you smell fucking VILE
>>152534188I am circumsized
always stay hydrated as the bf enjoys drinking my clear piss as opposed to the more pungent dark yellow stuff
these new captchas got me feeling like a genius
>>152534301>tf>tp redundant
standing at the limit of an endless ocean...
>>152534291a few of them will spaz around and look dangerous for a while but they'll be lucky to make 300 with the way they play
>>152534291*until australia bowls
spent $500 on crayfish today
>>152534301sorry for your loss
>if australia stay in batting starc will have to fry in the sun tomorrow >if australia bowl starc will have to fry in the sun tomorrow didnt this happen in brisbane
>>152534143>tfw i bench more than anyone itt
>>152534388i can do 35 push ups (perfect form)
Personally I would argue that the Australians have had the better of day 1.
>>152534388good for you gymfaggot
I can bowl 130 kmh heaters
I can drive the green on the par 4 at my local
>>152534388what is your bench
I can solve the new captcha in under 56 seconds flat
i can make any man cum buckets in a few short minutes
is benchbro related to deskbro?
I once got a hole in one at minigolf
>>152534417got 170kg for 2 earlier this year but just been but did 150kg for 6 today>>152534403beta>>152534410beta
I'm extremely humble
I shat on the rug once
>>152534428mirin t b h q
>>152534428but are you 10% body fat or under?
>>152534428cant lift weights with your jaw mate and thats exactly where my fist will land
i'mBOALUTELY mental
chicks like lean dudes now the gym rig ended in 2023
i wouldnt have a clue what women want, nor do i care
Incel/Coping Volcel general
I'm an unironic chad. even when I was fat I never had a first date I didn't get laid on
I can tell you for a fact what women DON'T want, and that's limited overs cricket.
>convicts need a stinking paki to save them>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL need a nignog to save themLmaooo
>>152534504 i hate women and nearly everytime i go out i have to decline the advances of some rancid whore
>bench 2012 called we're all doing weighted pull-ups now
>>152534511you're in the right place then. anonymous internet boards are where incels flourish.
BBL SOON
Shitjeet and Zachy posting at the same time again
>>152534524fuck yeah haven't stopped watching cricket all day
which one is shitjeet
>>152534455nah probably 17 or so, around 105kg at 6'4>>152534466you wouldnt
>>152534531The Bharatian King
>dude in the backgrounds job is cruising around on the field on a segway filming the cricketdream job
wala prawn risotto stuff inb4 regurgitated dogfood
>>152534538I would mate. Plenty of gym heads come through the fighting gym i train at. all of em have limited flexibility, are extremely slow and functionally weak who come in once then never come back after sparring
>>152534546regurgitated vomit
Just lift weights and have fun, dont try to act tough when you're not
I lift doors
>>152534551i do bjj, easy takedown, what do you weigh and how tall are you?
i lift blokes fat willies into my mouth
how long are we going to milk this bondi stuff lads
Woke up in time to hear the last couple of overs, then went back to sleep and managed to sleep through the second alarm.
>>152534546the regurgitator has logged on
Was a very comfy day
>>152534567i fight mate, mma had a couple of fights on eternal. dont think rolling twice a week is going to help you much
>>152534589hows the CTE treating you lol i assume you have short term memory loss and cant hold a job now
>>152534597rather have fun while im young doing something i love and risk it over being an old cunt with pooey undies and regret
did anyone else see the big fat balding virgin autist sitting opposite the riverbank stand today lads?
>convict hours
>>152534578riveting
Big Babar League
>>152534604that was my attitude regarding mdma abuse and it cooked me for about a decade after. and that can be somewhat recovered from. completely changed my life in a bad way
>>152534565do you hang them as well mate or is that another bloke
>>152534604yeah youll be a middle aged man with pooeyer undies lol
>>152534604how old are you? youre probably on track to being a middle aged cunt with pooey undies
fuck me it's 7:30 already jesus christ.
>>152534605No, what were you doing over there?
pooey undies are underrated
real test cricket should be 24 hours a day
Any of you lads used self serve laundromats before? Anything i need to be wary of?My washing machine broke today and need to do some fucking laundry
BBL TIME
>>152534647THATS THE SPIRIT
>>152534638just put it the machine and put the coins in mate fucking hell unless youre a tradie you can just wash them in the sink and itll be good enough
QUEENSLANDER
>>152534612yeah thats a drug but mate designed to fuck you up, I live really healthy and gotta eat good or I get injured/have no energy the only 'bad' part is fighting but thats the best part and its not boxing, head shots arent the only way to take someone out>>152534626>>152534627guarantee ill be in better nick than you cunts at your age
>>152534638yea theres a guy there that constantly tries to fondle your balls be wary of him
>>152534664>punching someone in the head repeatedly isnt intended to fuck you up think its too late for you fella
bad over this from thornton
>>152534605Outside of my peripherals m8
>>152534585Crisp mate
New captchas fucking suck
>>152534664>guarantee ill be in better nick than you cunts at your agemate youre gonna be a braindead cunt with busted joints when youre 28 like me, actually youre probably already brainded lol
>>152534686
direland has only one chess grandmaster and he's Russian lmaonot known for their IQ
>>152534681>2 /cric/ posters out today >no meetup its like you guys dont want friends
>>152534672mate you make sacrifices no matter what you do. sitting down on your ass all day in an office is bad as fuck for you and the shit I see em eating you reckon im an idiot. Make sacrifices for everything you do, i love it mate so thats what im doing
>>152534694I can tell by the way you type youve already had too many blows to the cranium
chess is a midwits sport so I'm not surprised the high IQ irish stay clear
>>152534686new captcha is a great way to filter retards you mean
>>152534688mate youre putting how you feel and experience things into what you think a fighter feels and experiences. My joints are strong as fuck
>>152534697chess is the reddit of board games
>manually solving captchas in the final month of 2025do the goyim really?
>>152534693One of them was probably bruce, which is just grim
imagine paying money to use 4channel
nta but practicing fighting is basedactually sparring is dumb though
well they don't call it bonlive
David Warner is an annoying retard. Why is he being shoved down our throats so much?
>>152534720you wont be allowed to use it all soon mate :(
HIT SAM FACKIN RUNS SYDNEY
>>152534703mate youre probably not even a fighter also if you have fou8ght in eternal i assume youre 0-2 lol
listening to cyndi lauper
listening to cog
>>152534735he has something over CA about cheating in the Australian teamSo CA basically worked out an agreement with Fox to give him a cushy job after retirement
Would rather listen to Davey Warner than Alyssa Healy
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSW6K1uifpw/Carey reckons there was a feather
>>152534681quiet in the cheap seats! haha
>>152534343This wasnt deleted kek
Oh it was
>>152534757but he always drops comments about how corrupt CA is when hes in the box?
gone gottem
HES ON A HATTY
HAT TRICK BROS???
BLESSED HATRICKGONE FUCKING GOTTEM
If Stokes was going to bowl a spinner for 20 overs on a day 1 pitch why didn’t he pick someone like Dawson who would bowl them at 2.5 rpo rather than a part-timer who bowled them at 5? Same with the whole stock bowler and not picking Potts.
choked it
booooooooooooo
Pope is playing for the strikers???
might be some short stuff coming up here haha
my sexers fucking suck
more like suxers
kek going to be a huge fight for the wooden kfc bucket this season
>>152534790he took the important wicket of Carey
do they still give a $20 kfc voucher or whatever it was to the man of the match kek?
we need to be playing that fella that scored 300
if I was a batsman I would be literally too elite to get out to a slow bowler
jamie overtons a mong
I can't figure out the new captcha
>>152534814complete bitch for dropping red ball cricketshould be getting carted around adelaide oval right now
>>152534815so true twin >>152534686
>>152534815just pick the one that looks different mate
Worcestershire's Josh Tongue got both Carey (clear nick) and Khawaja (worst drop of all time by Brook) out, but wasn't rewarded with either wicket. The racism against the West Mercian man is becoming unbearable
think about this lads, tomorrow could potentially (unlikely but possible) be the last time we see bazball.
>>152534815Same, being colour blind makes it so difficult
WALLOP also gamer chads don't forget to log into your epic account as there are a bunch of free games this month worth like $500 now thats good cricket!
>>152534821They're all different in an identical way>>152534820I just scroll randomly until I get it, I always get the one with 1-4 randomly placed balls wrong
>>152534830its never the third option
slick hit and slick fielding
>>152534827I only play 3 games and none of them are on epic
sixerbros this is not going well
>>152534838based cricket 26 enjoyer
fush and chups for lunch on the cards
beady eyed prick
ahhhhhh fuck hes disabled i take it backsorry let myself down there
KEK THATS A SHOCKER
after that snick that wasn't, I think the moral ashes are in the bag. You can't ban the host broadcaster from playing I guess that's the plan
this might be the most one sided moral ashes of all timeEngland dont even have the support of their own fans right now
few big smacks here and sixers MIGHT be able to salvage it
>>152534849Lovely
Is the BBL big in Britain?
>>152534882theres 200 people following it on bbc
is Kerr's first name Wayne?
>>152534863There was no snick
Carey admitted he edged it
>>152534892hehe oopsies
HEY TRUE JEW
if australia had anything about them the first wicket they take they should rescind the appeal to make up for it
sixerbros...... this has been horrific
>>152534892He doesnt know, if he edged it it would have shown up on snicko
'chabin bla x
>>152534898at the very least use an umpire referral to contest when an umpire gives it out
in hindsight why did pat pick to batsmen first given the risk of having to field in the 40c heat while the poms sit in the sheds
>>152534910He forgot how to captain while he was out of the side
>>152534910mental midget
>>152534910he doesnt know what to do without Smith quietly telling him the game plan
>>152534910I got heat stroke onceIt was awful, puked my guts out and couldnt do anything but writh around on the floor in a feverish deliriumMumza went out skiing anyway
https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/uk-ireland/most-beautiful-building-england-york-36408105.ampYork bros can't stop winning
didnt end up going to the pub just drank at home what a life
ate so much fudge today, call me fudge unpacker
>>152534933based money saver we're better company anyway m8 ;)
well, well, well
>>152534933fuck off depressed drunk
SAME OLD AUSSIESALWAYS CHEATING
>>152534947Fake newsThere was a cicada near the stumps and that caused the spike
>>152534948not depressed at all mate life is sick >>152534944crisp truth poster
>tfw moral ashes are in the bag
do you have any idea of the pure bliss of having a throbbing rock hard cock unloading in your gob?
>>152534947What about the Cummins dismissal? How long was the Snicko out of sync?
>>152534947>It was a nice sound as it passed the bat, yeah.>Carey said that he was "clearly not" a 'walker', and added: "Snicko obviously didn't line up, did it? >That's just the way cricket goes sometimes, isn't it? >You have a bit of luck, and maybe it went my way today."top.kek
>>152534947cunt that fucked up the timing is gonna be in huge trouble if aus win by less than careys extra runs
>>152534947Maybe england should time the nicker noise maker better next timeClear daylight between bat and ball m8
>>152534947part & parcel innjit
My old mans cognitive decline is shocking, not sure what to do desu
ITS LYNNSANITY TIME
>>152534981just be there when he needs it anon
>>152534981Feed him ai sloppa to turn him into a schizo
>>152534981same, reckon mine's at a 9 year old level now, forgets near everything too
>>152534986kek
bowler looks like sid from toy story
kek nice bowling perry you spastic you just cost your team 5 fucking runs
>>152534964>andrew o'keefelmao
>>152534947shit happens, play on
>>152534996it meant michael slater btw iykwim haha
>mfw i nicked it but the ump says not out so i just carry on batting lol
>>152534964someone let it snow inside her or is she fat?
>>152534964pregnant women really do glow
>>152535003PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
Wasnt there also another controversial snicko in the first test?I think it was an aussie batsman reviewing and dodnt get overturned even though it seemed to be bat on ball or whatever
MORAL ASHES RETAINED
>>152535008that's ryan ten doeschate mate
>>152534993
kek nice broadcast you got there paypiggies really love a dose of a disgusting looking pregnant whale and a washed alcoholic presenting my criccy
>>152535008I literally am
>>152535018thank you for watching our sport
>>152535017>a disgusting looking pregnant whale and a washed alcoholicisn't that just Australia?
>>152535028Watch it mate, we've been through a lot lately.
>>152535016kek
It's undignified and distasteful for a woman to be pregnantly openly without discretion like that.
FUCK OFF LYNN YOU TRAITOR FUCK OFF TO THE SHEDS WITH YOU YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
is Mitch Perry related to Ellyse Perry?
>>152535028our whales would be useful if they actually got pregnant. maybe we would have a steady birth rate and wouldn't be importing so many thirdies
How does the Hundred work? It's not divisible by 6.
GONE GOTTEM
>>152535046don't know, don't watch that shit
Finished reading My Hero Academia in 4 daysIt was alright, felt like the paranormal association arc would have been a better ending with All for One being complete instead of dragging it on.Monoma was easily my favourite characterNow i need a new manga or manwha that is complete tomread, any reccys?
>>1525350465 ball overs
what do you dream about lads
>>152535061Ah, so it's not cricket
>>152535046boulers send 100 balls at the batsperson who attempts to hit them and run to the other end of the pitch to score a run without the ball being fetched and thrown into the stumps before he can make it
>>152535060boku no pico
riveting discussion on the taste and texture of seal milk going on on /vp/ atm
>>152535064I haven't dreamt in years
>>152535028take it easy brother
>>1525350672007 called m8You know the rest
>>152535064scoring 200 runs and winning the test for AustraliaGONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
>>152535064someone to cuddle
>>152534947>>152534966they used the bowlers end lolaustralians are dirty fucking cheats
>>152535064her
>>152535060I wish I liked manga so I didn't have to wait years for shows to release but its just so messy, I can't get into it.
The great white uber eats renaissance continues.
>>152535079I'm not trying to be hyperbolic, but this could potentially be the darkest day in cricket history
My brain is atrophying
>>152535079>>152534947This puts a big asterisk after every cricket match ever played imho
Same old pozzies
>>152535085>economy's so fucked that whites are now so desperate for money they degrade themselves to working side gigs twilighting as undignified slop drivers just to get byabsolutely grim
Why don't pasty shitheap eng shitters just field in hijabs so they don't get cooked in the convict sun?
>>152535101they said it wouldn't be easyunder albanese
Sydney just beat Adelaide in the Basketball and now they're going to beat them in the Cricket
>>152535085>4 buegs deep when he takes his profile picture
do we know why Australia decided on switching the wickets and runs? Just to piss off the English?
>>152535102thats Sacha Baron Cohen
>>152535079luff it
>>152535068Funny talk thatI will admit though chocolate made with camel milk is far superior to that made with cow milkGoat cheese is also pretty damn good
>>152535106we'll see
One word: Marcus Stoinis
>>152535079kekI was always one for getting rid of relying on technology and just sticking to on field ump calls with the sole exception being the no ball call that third umps do
>>152534944>>152535079if the bowlers end audio was used, wouldn't the spike come after he hit it, not before?
>>152535123No? Could have come from anything there.
>>152535123very good point
>>152535079>the incorrect sound was usedI recall pavement using this excuse when asked why all their songs and albums suck
>>152535085what you ordering m80
>>152535079How does the stump mic further away from the batter pick up the noise before the closer one? Surely if you used the wrong one it would appear later not sooner I am no fizzicist tho
>>152535064bouldering
>>152535111It makes more senseYou win a game by taking 20 wickets, not by scoring 600 runsSo in saying that wickets are the most valuable assests both teams want to either keep or take
BRING BACK HOT SPOT
Played with a guy who fielded 1st slip and he would click his fingers just as the ball went past the bat.
>>152535134sound travels at 300 m a second. I doubt you can see/hear the difference between 2 mics 20 meters apart.
let's address the elephant in the room
>bueg I love Aussie slang
>>152535123it's upside down in Australia
>>152535140*slowly rubs my bat in vaseline*
>>152535144already posted>>152534964
>>152535140why did they get rid of that? seems more reliable than snicko
>>152535140KFC lost the tochnology
>>152535149PSA: do NOT do this
>>152535152dutchie comeback is elite
>>152535143The precision for these devices needs to be very high, the futher mic definitely should pick the sound up a fraction later
Don't know how I managed to type o instead of e therejust pretend I spelt it properly
>>152535143ThisIt would take like .06 seconds for it to reach the other stump and blinking can take twice as long as that
SIXERS
*turns jim beam 6 pack around in the fridge so when mumza sees it tomorrow full and not like i drank 4 of them already*
jason 'sandwich' sangha you FUCKING RETARD
>>152535165Just this once, got it?
These paki cunts just can’t hang in the big bash!
based flog cunt who still buys premixed spirits in the year of our lord 2025
>>152535172FIENDISH
where to cop one of those retarded hats so I can look like a complete knob too?
>>152535174yop
>>152535152noice
>>152535172why not just drink 1?
>>152535190boring
>>152535172How good were devils cut
I want to sleep with and father the son of the pregnant presenter
>>152535186Gotta go to a game m8
>>152535196trash, for ford courier drivers
this game is a bit of a snoozefest
>>152535198I considered going to Australia these past few weeks but its a minimum of 1500 euros just to get there, a big fuck off flight and I don't like flying in the first place and Australia's famous wildlife I'm really not a fan of. In the end I took the ferry to Newcastle (UK) and stayed there for 2 weeks.
>>152535172had a housemate do this once, called him out about it and he said shame/depression made him do it. lol poof
>>152535213Get your sailors certificate and you can work your way there
Need to study instead of watching criccy tomorrow
>>152535213the wildlife thing is a meme id rather die than go to newcastle (aus or uk)
>>152535218FRACS exam?
wtf am i going to do when all the ausbros go to bed
>>152535222F rench R etards?AC ommon S ight!
what the fuck were they smoking in india when they thought itd be a good idea to make cam green the most expensive aussie in the ipl auction?dudes shit
>>152535222Im learning a language to keep myself busy otherwise the voices get too loud
>>152535220But Newcastle has the best prossies in Europe
>>152535186you should be able to manage without one
>>152535220everyone in England dunks on their own city. I was at a rave and a local girl told me she would rather eat her own pubes than go to Newcastle on holiday.
>>152535242nah shes right id rather do that too
>>152535234In saying this i hope he gets a careeer ending injury in the ipl
lundun cawling
might go bed so I can get up and watch the footballthis games just not doing it for me
>>152535245I had a decent time. I don't like going on holiday because I'm not a social person but I was kinda forced by my job because I had 600 hours of time off left.
>>152535252pick up any slags?
might just drink everyday until im back in toil ngl
>>152535231we can talk a little puck if you'd like
>>152534947SAME OLD AUSSIES
>>152535257cheers brother
>>152535256even drunk whales in Newcastle know better than to fuck an ugly fuck like me
>>152535266arent all you cunts like 6'7
>>152535252>over 2 months of leaveKek how
>>152535271and had to be forced to take it
>>152535220newy is based you fucking shitskin city poof
>>152535268I'm perfectly average, 183. >>152535271Since Jan. 2024 I only took 5 days off.
>>152535271happens - my leave just continues accruing and I dont take my full allotment each year. had about 6 weeks built up before this Christmas break (taking 8 days for a bit of family time)
>>152535277I wish I could bottle your work ethic I use my days immediately
>>152535275its fucked mate last time i was there a junky tried to roll me. was decent in 2020 but the ducks nuts closed and all the clubs now are just people on ice >>152535277bro is 183 feet tall no wonder he wont get laid
what a bit of fielding that is
>>152534143It's a game for fags
>>152535298>all the clubs now are just people on icethey had drug sniffing dogs at this Pendulum gig I went to and literally everyone inside was high off their nut. Some dude casually told me he took acid in his eyeballs.
>dogshit
>>152535312that sounds pretty good actually. use to be a club in my town that would get close to that but covid killed it all. place is full of squatters now. funny you say youre average at 186, im 190 and considered tall here. you shouldve cleaned up the roses brother
>>152535321I'm just not that suave socially, not even with guys. I had some hugs and some talks with girls and that's it. I might just be too old for casual sex with ravers in the first place. I'm looking for a steady girlfriend honestly.
>le golf xdxd
still got two and a half days left of toil might kms
>>152535326>I'm looking for a steady girlfriend honestly.gl with that mate its tough out there these days. mean that genuinely
>>152535312Based, I saw Pendulum this year too. Saw a guy there I kind of know and he gave me a massive pinger and advised I only take half. It was a great gig.
>>152535339especially when you are autistic and already struggle talking to a cashier.
>>152535340deano my son
>>152535340wtf england looks based?i thought it was always raining and everyone sat inside
no one wants to be my gf or have sex with me
someone needs to be docked for a slow over rate cause there are 5 left and it's almost 10:30pm
>>152535340it was a pretty big let down honestly, AMC was supporting and I really wanted to see him. At 1:50 the music went silent and we all thought it was technical difficulties until cops and medics showed up. Apparently some girl fell from the balcony into the VJ box. My guess is dead because everyone had to leave and there were like 10 emergency vehicles outside. No AMC.
>>152535352youd love to dock them for it personally aye
>>152535338You can do it lad. I’m Joe rooting for you
Hit women for six
>>152535356I'm not sure what you mean so I am going to say no to be safe
i hate being around other peopleit makes me angry to be around other people
>>152535360its not an insult mate its actually a compliment so you shouldve said yes
im an angry hateful prickim always angry
>>152535366
anyone going to molchant doma tomorrow?
>>152535352They need to start games an hour earlier too
>>152535371If you aren't angry you're cattle. Simple as
>>152535371simmer down
i couldnt go to a concert because i'd be fucking angry to around a bunch of cunts i hate
>>152535069everyone dreams you just have bad morning recall
this is strikers to win or lose and this is sixers to lose or win
i love drinking but i hate being in pubs full of cunts
this captcha takes too long
i should just stay away from peopleim an awful cunt of a human
cric more like dick haha
>>152535394based home boozer no way to get sheilas like that tho the ups and downs of life i suppose
>>152535400so true
>>152535400fucking hell cunt stop moping no one cares mate
15 from 15 the most dangerous run chase
>aus flags more active than bong flags during bong hours
you need a special license to use the internet during business hours over there
you guys are my best friends
>>152535415i dont know why mans calling me family all of a sudden
TOLD YOU
not out
>female 3rd umpireWOKE
what to do at Christmas time with no friends or family? Last year I ordered pizza.
my heaties could beat both these peems
>>152535435If I were you I'd watch movies and drink beer
UNDEFEATED FUCK YES THE BBL IS OURS
>>152535435i understand having no friends but how do you have no family?
>>152535435Go to an all you can eat buffet
>>152535443dad left when I was 7, mom and I haven't talked for years. No siblings no cousins.
>>152535443i dont talk to my family except for mum and occasionally dad
>>152535445get a webcam and join a chrissy zoom call m8 you're not that alone you'd be surprised
where do we go from here sixerbros
>>152535445he left because of you
>working christmas day haha oops cant come to the family event haha what a shame oh no
>>152535451at least they have non-ashes players this time so as long as they make the playoffs I'm fairly confident.
>>152535435i'll be here lad dont have much family myself we'll get on /cric/ cytubs and listen to some tunes or watch a film dont worry
>>152535455kek I've done that before
>>152535452mate...
>>152535455I work for the government, if I could work on holidays for double the pay I would in a heartbeat but we are closed.
what part of Netherlands you from nlbro I work over in Eindhoven fairly often
>>152535452Grim, mate
>>152535435Go to church
>>152535471recently moved to Nijmegen, bought my own place. I work in Oss. I don't go to Eindhoven often anymore but I've been there. Good arcade across the street from the train station, nice Irish pub I used to watch the world cup/euros at. Just a bit too far away now that I don't live in Brabant anymore.
YOU ARE THE SWEETNESS IN MY EYES YOU ARE AN APPLE IN DISGUISE
how did they even fit 056 on babar's shirtwhat was wrong with just 56?
>>152535477sounds like a pretty comfy life desu are you able to have a car or is it one of those cycle only places yous have
>>152535486I don't have a license because I have poor depth perception. I live right in the middle of the city though, parking here is awful. Train station is a 5 minute walk so why would I use a car anyway.
>>152535494no reason for you have one, i just meant that cos im a car enthusiast. where you live sounds like hell for me but only because of the lack of driving/car storage. rest sounds good. i live 2 hours from work at the closest but i get to have a big place to keep my 5 cars and theres some decent roads surrounding my town so i can go rip them around when i want to
>>152535494>>152535500unsure who sounds like the bigger loser
>>152535504whys that mate
how do you bring anything home without a car? you buy an end table you haul that on the train with you?
>>152535505probably something to do with the 5 cars
Cars are for fucking losers, a complete moneypit
>>152535505retarded too? yeah i think it might be you
>>152535518>its expensive so therefore its for losers
love carslove drivinglove being antisocial on the roadslove fixing them when i break themwouldn't have it any other way
>>152535522They're an unnecessary waste of money, and only an idiot and a loser would have one after establishing this fact.
>>152535527citycunt detected
anti-car sperg lol
not him but i fucking hate driving tbdesu, would rather not do it at all
communism is good for transnational capitalists
>feel sad>get in car >drive 500km away >find pub and get pissed >nurse hangover in completely new town >drive 500km home next day probably saved my life doing this a few times
>>152534693Its the same poster, ive never seen to this ground before so i walked about for a bit. Its very comfy and I cant wait to go again tomorrow
>>152535554Been*
>>152535552I'm a national capitalist but I'm not trans
>>152535568You're still gay
why arent bongs keeping the thread alive??
>>152535079Same old c*tholICKs always cheating
>30 postsmay as well jus tlet it trickle out until the newy tomorrow for the ashes
mad how there is so much pornographic material on the internet with millions of women being shown naked that it would take lifetimes to view everything available right now and yet women still whore themselves and men still pay to view a >different and newer whore
>>152535643half of it has to be becuase they know them irl know 3 girls that did onlyfans myself
so glad i'm gay and don't have to deal with the half of what you blokes do
>>152535234Based IPL owners creating divide and rule in foreign dressing rooms when they see shitters like him getting big rupees. It's the only reason i can think of
>>152535642Only three threads for a first day of an ashes test, pozzies letting the side down.
can see why m00t hated pozzies
>m00t who?
>>152534947>Carey admitted he edged a deliveryNo such thing happened.>BBC Sport JournalistGood day for Alex Carey, in addition to his 100 he'll also be collecting a cool $10Billion from the BBC.
Reminder if you struggles with the new craptcha you are a retard.
>>152535692there was a gap on the video despite snicko though. could have been that it happened between frames but the slow mo cameras shoot at about 350fpsif he said he hit it though he probably did
>>152535153Poms started putting teflon tape on the edges of their bat. Low friction made the nicks not show up on hotspot.
>>152535709SAME OLD
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