today i will remind them
That face when the Canadians know they won't win again but they'll pretend that they belong in hockey
>>152535132Remind them of what? That jeets are stealing your jobs?
Name one good canadian team right now. I dare you.
>>152535150who was the last american mvp?regular season/playoffs
>>152535163uh oh when was your last Stanley Cup?
>>152535159Team Canada
>>152535163>MUH MVPLmao, you massive faggots have to brag about MVPs because you don't haven't won a cup in 30 years
>>152535170It's sad to see even the Jets doing this piss poor that a canacuck has to say this
>>152535168>dodges the question like a bitchi dont play in the nhl
>hoc thread is just canadians coping againWhy does this happen so often?
>>152535175>tf>tp
>>152535179You don't play professional hockey, you stupid drunk fuck
>>152535184pic rel
>>152535192yeah must be our bad
>>152535191yeah, odd that the american thinks i do
>>152535192Lol, all you faggots do is cry about the usa putting tariffs on our asses, stfu.
>>152535175>don't haven'tjose trolling hard this morning
it's christmas time and I'm enjoying hockey and not listening to schizophrenics on vpns
>>152535202make me
>>152535192>>152535200>>152535202>>152535205wow. No you guys have it all together.
>>152535205>Erm, your muh hekin name fag only we losers give a fuckLolLmao eveb
>>152535211>defending that grammar
What happened to your countries balls?
>>152535221>countries
>>152535224Smoke another joint and let daneesh into yout home
Why do you faggots make up so many excuses for your shit teams performance>Muh Gary>Muh snca awards>Muh pozzed OlympicsIt's all I fucking heard for you whiney faggots. Endless fucking excuses.
>>152535229>yout
>>152535233I really hate seeinng Canadians cuck this bad. But ya know
>>152535238>seeinng
>>152535236>>152535248Yeah, real cute. You're can put out people's grammar mistakes. I guess you have all the time in the world to point useless shit out when you can't even get a job.. But that's ok, Canada would prefer having jeets replace you
>>152535254>you're
>>152535263Djakevkeja rjwvjoabms6 skevksvk7qh2sj ejzbhrd ekwch
i think he had a stroke, rip
>open /hoc/>outrageous levels of sticking their fingers in their ass and smelling it>backflip out of /hoc/ embarrassed for the lot of you
>>152535276Still haven't address what I said. Why are you a jobless bum?
>>152535282>address
>>152535283No? You're not gonna explain why you're a jobless bum? Don't want to admit you don't have one since the jeets took them all?
>>152535291>Don't want to admit you don't have one
>>152535297Why don't you have a job?Is that good enough for you?
>>152535304i work full-time
>>152535308You exspect me to believe this when you're up this early?
>>152535315why are you asking me questions you dont want to know the answer to
>>152535315what kind of logic is this?
bud thinks the forklifts stop driving at 4pm
wordle in 3
they do in shenmue
>>152535333Same
I have bought zero christmas gifts so far
Fuck the Oilers
>>152535157Are you an uber driver?
>>152535333
why don't americans win this trophy very often?
>>152535503>3 times in the last 15 years Not bad for a baseball nation
On the left we can see that Bedard has a bit of a 'stache going onOn the right, not so much!And gary put these 2 images side-by-side on hockey dot com. Interesting, interesting.
>Stars defenseman Vladislav Kolyachonok claimed off waivers by BruinsDISGUSTINGWhat the hell is this captcha.
>>152535564
>Eastern ConferenceBoston, Montreal, Toronto, Detroit, New York, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Washington, Tampa Bay, Florida, Nashville>Western ConferenceChicago, Minnesota, Dallas, Colorado, Edmonton, Vancouver, San Jose, Los Angeles, Seattle, Vegas, Utah62 game season (4 games vs in-conference, 2 vs non-conference)3 points for win, 1 point for tie, no more overtimeTop 8 teams in each conference make playoffsSeason starts October 15, playoffs end by May 30No more entry draftNo more salary capNo more restricted free agency (i.e., 3-year ELCs that end in UFA)
>>152535596this may be the most retarded post in /hoc/'s entire history. that is an impressive feat with posters like trb and copey. well done.
>>152535596>no entry draftWould love this but Gary would never let us off the blood tax he imposes on us
>>152535596>sunbelt teams with no cap and no draftLMAO
you guys gotta see this!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obU6ezfB1I
No you guys gotta see THIS
>>152535742me in the middle
>1993
>The Rangers have been shutout at home (6) more times than they won there this year (4)
Werenski is the best defenseman in hockeyHe’d have 50 points if he played on the avalanche
>>152535596laffs, philthy and soilers are shit since forever, get rid of
>>152535596>Tampa Bay, Florida, Nashville>San Jose, Los Angeles, Seattle, Vegas, Utah
>stages the proposal with music and camera workWhy are normies like this
>>152535233Pizza Olympics?
>>152535918just give me the gold
>>152535903I want to marry Dustin wolf too
i would've worn a plain white mask fyi
>>152535903i love her tan. reminds me of hulk hogan.
a little /wjc/ preview tahnight
>>152535192>using memes from American TV shows to mock AmericansYou should use one from an iconic Canadian cartoon instead.
>>152535999
>>152535999then you'll just be like>american website
>>152536009based
>>152536009Looks gay, anon.
why don't swedes have the killer instinct? testosterone issue? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsVFtGTeEc
>>152536067lack of vitamin Dthey could use some of that melatonin rich D
>>152536048we don't try and give ourselves nicknames here
>>152536092An interesting fact is that African countries have more vitamin D deficiency than northern Europe
>>152536111seriously how do you do iti'm in montreal which isnt that bad but the lack of sun during winter kills me
>>152536134go back to india
>>152536101Sounds gay, anon.
How long until Habs fans turn on Fowler?
>>152536111how come?
>>152536197not even edmonton is at scand*navian level of sunlight in canada
some people call me the space marnersome call me the Gary of lovesome people call me E-God
lmao calgary>not a mountain town>not a serious team>not a real goaltendergrim
>>152535984i love her chin, reminds me of jay leno
>>152536239i'm already not a fan
>>152536251You may now call me Titus Maximus Virilius.
>>152536288more like fatass maxiumus lardilius
>>152536313nah, that;s you
>>152536313good post desu
My penguins ):
>>152536239what a weird thing to think about kwab
>>152536363>>152536363MY penguings 8)
Why does Canada suddenly hate the working class?
well, time to play some rally
I don't think infetterence is a real word
>>152536410doesnt the usa have enough problems for you to worry about
>>1525364291993
>>152536429your blacks your mexicans the list goes on and on
why did he extend markstrom?
>>152536441why did he build his team thinking Hughes would stay healthy?
>>152536410>suddenly
>>152536435a full enriching life you must lead
why did he provoke bud that easter evening
>>152536410Scary shit
what is the fucking point of this team
>>152536410i dont think people who graduated from mcgill or u of t lose too much sleep over the plight of the working family tbqdesu
>>152536498transgender agenda
>>152536498Who folds first, Krakheads or Mammies?
>>152536498gary's ponzi scheme needed new blood
>>152536499I didn't know you have the same kinds of college psychopathy we do, someone from my high school got into McGill and he was not like smart or rich or particularly remarkable at all
>>152536482>a full enriching life you must leadWith Cups, yes.
>>152536526what kind of cope is this?
>>152536529>last american to be handed the cup was 2014won by canadians :)
>>152536541Cope.1993
>>152536545you are coping plenty for me
>>1525365541993 is uncopeable.
I went to u of t and I dont think about any of you
Female coach was a very, very bad idea in hindsight
>>152536284Can you read my son?
unironically bums me out there is a mother out there whose son spends all day typing 1993 on the internet and giggles in his own filth
meant to post this one, but I have a third one for later
the Stanley Cup isn't competed for by natione so anyone who posts 1993 is a shoot fucking retard
>>152536605put me in the group home then because im completely fucking retarded hurr durr duh durrrr1993
ARE THESE NOT PALINDROMES WYNA YOU BOZO OR DO YOU NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE???
grrrrrrrrrrr I just hate those canadians so much grrrrr
Gary just emailed me the script: my team winning, your teams losing. Straight facts.
they're gonna play in slush
>>152536637This is going to be Lake Tahoe all over again.
>>152536410Teachers aren't working class and they shouldn't have a union like real workers
>>152536637an affront against god
>>152536618wyna liu supporters awful silent
>>152536637Humidity and direct sunlight are bigger concerns than the ambient temperature https://theahl.com/news/bakersfield-ahl-outdoor-game
>>152536637lmao in the 90s they once played an outdoor game in Las Vegas
>>152536695Then he proceeded to btfo everyone
>>152536695waterboy won ya dumb fucking mark
>>152536695Quality post desu but we love our wordle boys here
>>152536702exactly
wordle in Chad
>>152536702Hollywood is fake
>>152536738Like all """ Art"""
canadians? no thank you.
>>152535596>New YorkRangers or Islanders?
>>152536766Sabres
it's actually a peninsula a STINK peninsula
>>152536254Do you speak of the pompatus of love? What is a pompatus, anyway?
says someone who lives in bumfuck, idahoe
first of all retard it's idaho and I never go west of the Mississippi
>>152536851do you pronounce it 'mississip'?
