previous>>152531758
Patty Cuckitini
DA FLU N SHIEET
this is THE thread
nine saves the thread
>Puka Nakua went on a livestream and shit talked the reffieskek, dudes gonna be Antonio Brown levels of locker room cancer in a year or two, especially if the Rams win an owl.
don't tell anybody but my niners... my niners have a chance
I hope this guy makes a comeback in 2026. Football sucks without him.
>>152535646There's no way the (((higher ups))) let him do that Jew mocking celebration he was doing on Adin Ross stream on the field. They've no contacted Ram's front office and told them to can it especially in light of recent events in Australia.
>>152535591fucking stud
>>152535666*no doubt
Guys, I'm thinking about teh jooz again
zac taylor has not been fired
>>152535666What are you referring to?
>>152535587Bears
>>152535764Packers
i saw a white guy yelling at a black guy this morning at the gas station and calling him a black honky n word bitch. he must’ve been fired up about his nfl team
>>152535797unironically what is wrong with doing this
>>152535801Nothing but it was like -8 with the wind chill so I have no idea how she was heating it. Maybe hand warmers? Maybe she was just eating cold spaghetti
Bussy
>>152535817Sat on it for the first half
>>152535801I bet you brought tuna for lunch at school you freak, stinking up the whole cafeteria with your musty microplastic lunch
>>152535833Yeah I hope she doesn't stink up that open air stadium
>>152535666 (checked)He's a fantastic player but he's also retarded so he might do it anyway. Probably a fine and some "mandatory sensitivity training" if he does.
>>152535801You're supposed to spend at least a hundred bucks on stadium food, of course.>but I spent a couple hundred bucks on the seatsNot my problem you're poor
>[Caplan] Philip Rivers' NFL Return Means He Snagged 5 More Years of Health Insurance for His Family of 10 KidsWe're gonna see Rivers unretire at 50 too arent we
>>152535801Its in a fucking gallon ziploc bag instead of a tupperware
This image really makes me think
>>152535587Are cornballs anything like Arrested Development made them out to be?
>>152535797Eyyyup farkin good scran that
>>152535888A cornball is just a black guy who watched white media and adopted the meek white guy persona the jews constantly pushed
>>152535894Black people have so much social pressure to "be black" meanwhile white people can just sorta enjoy things
Good morning, bros. Nothing wakes me up more like sucking a mean dick.
Real west coast hours
>>152535908Louie...
If you went back in time, kidnapped baby Joe Namath, and sent him to be raised in the 2000s/2010s, he would be easily the best QB in the NFL today. It wouldn't even be a question.
>>152535922He'd be on the Jets though so he'd suck
>>152535874Its easier to warm up with body heat that wayImagine eating spaghetti that spent the entire first half being sat on by a beautiful woman
>>152535929Beautiful women don't have the excess body fat needed to warm up food
>>152535929>spaghetti infused with farts and period bloodhot
>>152535880Marino did it in 12 game seasons
im gonna tell my gf to sit on a bag of spaghetti for me now. great.
>>152535949>detoilet that high
>>152535949>iggles beat the gayderslol
>>152535955You just got COLED
>>152535949>Chiefs -12lmao
>>152535949>Chiefs -12
>>152535949how is a team with a new multibillion dollar stadium in one of America's premier cities and a die-hard fanbase such utter dogshit?
>>152535949my jetties steady like a rock
>>152535969has plastic infested your brain so thoroughly you think a nice stadium makes you a super bowl contender?
plastic infest this bussy nephew
>>152535833I used to bring tuna for lunch that’s why I’m stronger and smarter than you now
bring bussy for lunch
14 teams make playoffs and 18 teams' fans seethe in the general thread. This year, the chiefs join the 18. Is that why threads have been unbearable this year?
>>152535949>Jags beat the shit out of the Jets>+3>Niners beat the shit out of the Titans>-1What the fug
>>152535830You can't sit on spaghetti, it becomes lasagna.
>>152535945No he didn't, it was a 16 game season in 1983, he only played in 11 his first year and 16 his second year
>>152535660Remember that time he started crying actual tears in an NFL field because he was getting his ass whooped? Remember that other time it happened? God, what a tremendous faggot.
>>152535797pretty based actually
>>152535997Ita gonna be even worse next year since the queefs will be irrelevant and they'll be boomer dem Boyz posting throughout
>>152535945And certified BUMS like Brady failed to do it in 16. Sad!
>>152535908Nothing wakes me up in the morning like your mom knobbing on my dick in the morning with her mouth
>>152536022Grandpa, is that you?
>>152536021They played 16 game seasons in 1983 zoom zoom
My Dayton Triangles finna make a deep playoff run.
Everyone in la has genital herpes btw
>>152536034Until my canton bulldogs heem them
You go, my lad!Ho ho, my lad
>>152535946Rule34
remember when everyone agreed that green gay was a superb owl juggernaut?
>>152536034>>152536037My Providence Steam Rollers gonna Steam Roll through the Playoffs
>$212 million USD
>>152536060Remember when Love was an MVP candidate
Pooah tunglanusuh
>>152536060Nah I was a Jerruh won the trade truther from day 1
>>152536060>>152536095EPA has been jerking off Jordan Love for 3 years in a row. People are slowly waking up to le meme chuck man being a streaky low IQ mongrel
>>152535801It's in a fucking ziplock bag, it's cold, and that shit is going to make a big fucking mess. I wouldn't even want to sit next to this person. If this was trail mix or jerky it would be fine.
>>152536062My Toledo maroons were the fanciest of lads
>>152535587Is RG4 considered cornball too? Seems weird how his mom is following him everywhere, but I'm not sure of cornaball criteria
Micah doesn't even get the turf monster excuse. He tore his shit on beautiful Denver grass because Bo Nix juked the shit out of him. Kwab.
Herbert just needs more help…
>>152536060enjoy the last year of schedule padding
>>152536130Stop posting about muh micah!?!?!?!
>>152536094do NOT look at the next year's cap hits if you're a dolphins fan
>>152536060Nope
>>152536144Do not look at the dolphins team if you're a dolphins fan
>>152536128My Los Angeles Buccaneers will humiliate those ladd
>>152536129Jayden seems like the type of goofy nigga who only eats candy and McDonalds and then is surprised when he gets hurt
>West winds 30 to 50 mph with gusts up to 80 mph expected.land hurricane, power is gonna go out soon
Would the Bengals have made the playoffs if they had a healthy Burrow all season?
>>152536171Where?
>>152536177Wyoming
The Lions Super Bowl window isn't anywhere close to being closed, I'm tired of hearing this. All our elite core players are young and signed to contracts. All of their problems are fixable in one offseason.
>>152536173>ifNope
>>152536180>please ignore my perpetually dogshit awful defense
>>152536178Stay safe cowboy state anon
>>152536137He needs more help by handing the ball off almost nonstop and call plays that get the ball out of his hands as quickly as he can. You know what's funny? Justin Herbert has a far worse offense than Mahomo did this year and has outplayed him this entire year. Saying this however, I wish that he didn't get injured so I could see him further expose himself
>>152536180Hard agree. Gotta fix the corner situation and grab a Center. The rest of the team has balled out this season. I also think Kelvin Shepherd proved to be a great DC prior to the secondary dying so going forward theyre set there although a new OC to replace Morton wouldn't surprise me. Depends on whether Dan Campbell wants to keep playcalling duties going forward or go back to a CEO role on gamedays
>>152534494Nah man they're underrated this year if anything.>led by the offense(finally)>as if now CMC, Kittle, Trent, and Brock all healthy>great DC with a mediocre unit>good to great special teamsThink of all the years they came up short relying on defense to win games and fucking up on special teams. With an entirely unreliable defense the other two have so far stepped up. Luckily there are no truly elite NFC defenses and the only really good offense they already beat (Rasm). Granted I don't wanna see LA period I like their chances against any team this year.
>>152536160>Bengals>AverageThey're about to miss playoffs for a 3rd year in a row, have a historically bad defense, and have won 4 games on the year.What's it gonna take for people to stop rating them already? I keep telling you faggots every year they're back to the same ol Bungles but no one listens.
>>152536191just an average winter day here, the housing market will go down in the spring when the transplants escaping California realize they don't like the wind.
>>152536188That's primarily due to injuries in the secondary every single year. The Lions have good core players on defense like Hutch, Anzalone, McNeill, and AQM.
>>152536137You're retarded if you think having only 1 starter (who is also banged up mind you) on the offensive line is a "good thing". Only a retarded chiefs fan would say something so retarded
>>152536212EPA is a meme stat, I'll even trust pure autist magic statmodifier over EPA
>>152536060I remember them being a 2 point favorite over the bears this weekend without parsons
>>152536188Kerby Joseph has been out since the queefies game. He's arguably been the best Safety in the NFL the last 3 years that was a huge blow. The main issue has been repeatedly dogshit corner play. Terrion Arnold and Ennis Rakestraw were massive draft whiffs both have been shit and injured. DJ Reed has been okay at times but he's a smaller guy and got absolutely BTFO by Puka Nacua 3 days ago. The contract they gave him reeked of desperation >>152536204I'm buying big on the 49ers right now. I think they've looked great all season especially given how many key injuries they've dealt with (Purdy, Kittle, Boss, Warner) most teams would've sunk. I think if they get the 1 seed they can take the NFC but a lot depends on the Seahawks beating the Rams tomorrow
Breaking news: Tua has been benched
didn't read
>>152536241Real shit?
>>152535949>13. BearsEvery single time this specific power ranking gets posted it's the worst takes of all time, who is this person and why haven't they been murdered yet?
Tua benched Judon released.
>>152536247Quinn Ewers is goimg to start
>>152536247Ye
>>152536249Bears still suck
>>152536237Rumor has it Green Bay is starving the linebacker corps of bussy all week in preparation for the trip to Soldier Field
Gruden was right about Goodell
>>152536241Brehhhs
>>152535587holy shit it finally happened. Tua is benched for the rest of the year. What a disappointment this guy has been
bears are winning by 50 this week btw
OH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA >99 million in dead moneyMY FUCKING SIDESSSSSSSSSS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Green Bay got fraud checked by a team with a white cornerback
>>152536060
>>152536278that guy on the broncos is unironically a victim of racism, he had the most PIs this season and at least 3 were bogus
>>152536142Reminder that exactly 2 teams out of 17 on your schedule are based on previous seasons records, and with the way teams shift up and down they rarely continue to be shit. The only games on the bears calendar based on record this year was the saints (shit) and the niners (excellent)So they got one easy win out of their 4th place schedule. And the Saints aren't even that easy of a win.
>>152536292It's 3 out of 17 anon
Puka Nacua shouldn't talk bad about the refs by saying they make bad calls on purpose or else the refs might start throwing flags against the Rams on purpose. NFL fans totally aren't bootlicker cucks with stockholm syndrome.
>>152536292Wrong it's 3 games now with a 17 game season. If you finish 1st in your division for example (let's use Broncos AFC West) they'll face the 1st place teams of the AFC division they don't (1st place in AFC North, 1st place in AFC South) as well as the 1st place team from the NFC South
>>152536277the Pooa contract was ridiculous and hilarious when they signed him, it's just indefensible now. Dude can only look productive if he is surrounded by all-pros in their prime and in 75 degrees and sunny weather. He's not a NFL quarterback. They signed him because the >black GM needed to justify his mistake.
>>152536283this was the Packers Super Bowl this year kwab
>>152536127>and that shit is going to make a big fucking mess.How? It's not as if she's using her hands.
>>152536274He had some moments where it looked like he might take the next step but generally it was just McDaniel's play calling and Tyreek Hill balling out that made him look better than he actually was. You'll always have that crazy 6 Touchdown comeback win against the Ravens
>>152536277Dolphins are already out of playoff contention, there is no point in playing him again this season regardless of their QB situation going forward.
>>152536344I also remember that Mikey D went around saying that Pooa was exactly what he needed and wanted in his offense. In fact that's likely a major reason why the GM hired him. The fact that he's sick of him tells you everything.
>>152535660Why you simp for mid as fuck QB lil bro?
>>152535801Literally nothing other than "it's not done"
>Pooa Turndaballova
>>152536345kek what are you talking about? outside of injury like with Jayden Daniels you don't shutdown a starting Quarterback just because you're out of playoff contention. He's almost certainly getting cut/traded same as Kyler Murray
>>152536277>the Dolphins haven't won a playoff game in 25 years>they probably won't win one in the next 25 years either
bahamas sisters not like this...
>>152536359Could you imagine a Tua for Kyler trade?
>>152536319Anyone that didn't know this is poor
Sneed's revenge game
>>152536319Puka said he's retiring early so I wouldn't be surprised if he got a bit spicy after securing the bag
Imagine getting benched for Quinn fucking sewers good lord
>>152536274That 70 burger you dropped on the Broncs was pretty cool at least
The Dolphins need a right handed white starting quarterback.
>Benched for SewersGrim
>Tua signs with Eagles to backup Hurts>Hurts is pulled for Tua in Superbowl>Eagles win
>>152536379>slop for slopkek I don't even want to imagine. I could see the Eagles signing pooa for cheap since Howie likes to keep a QB factory going and he's already been in a QB room for 3 years with Jalen Hurts at Alabama. Kyler I don't see a specific learning spot. Maybe Saints or Vikings so they at least have competition for Shough/McCarthy next training camp even if they end up sticking with the younger guys
How bad is Zach Wilson
>>152536392They blew their shot already
Brian Flores vindicated yet again
>>152536379meme it
>>152536359Tua 1000% starts the first game of next year. They are shutting him down because he has a glass skull and they don't want him fencing anymore. No one is taking his contract and they aren't going to leave 99 million in dead cap. >it's it right>should he start>is there reason to believe Tua can be a playoff qbNo to all of this but he's benched because of his crystal skull
>>152536338>speggheti isn't messy!Now your just trying to ragebait people
>>152536379Kyler likely moved to the Colts.
>>152536319A player of his caliber saying this is huge. All the people dogpiling on him are idiots who can't see the bigger picture.
>>152536424Yeah no they benched him because he sucks and are looking to move on
