previous>>152531758
Patty Cuckitini
DA FLU N SHIEET
this is THE thread
nine saves the thread
>Puka Nakua went on a livestream and shit talked the reffieskek, dudes gonna be Antonio Brown levels of locker room cancer in a year or two, especially if the Rams win an owl.
don't tell anybody but my niners... my niners have a chance
I hope this guy makes a comeback in 2026. Football sucks without him.
>>152535646There's no way the (((higher ups))) let him do that Jew mocking celebration he was doing on Adin Ross stream on the field. They've no contacted Ram's front office and told them to can it especially in light of recent events in Australia.
>>152535591fucking stud
>>152535666*no doubt
zac taylor has not been fired
>>152535666What are you referring to?
>>152535587Bears
>>152535764Packers
i saw a white guy yelling at a black guy this morning at the gas station and calling him a black honky n word bitch. he must’ve been fired up about his nfl team
>>152535797unironically what is wrong with doing this
>>152535801Nothing but it was like -8 with the wind chill so I have no idea how she was heating it. Maybe hand warmers? Maybe she was just eating cold spaghetti
Bussy
>>152535817Sat on it for the first half
>>152535801I bet you brought tuna for lunch at school you freak, stinking up the whole cafeteria with your musty microplastic lunch
>>152535833Yeah I hope she doesn't stink up that open air stadium
>>152535666 (checked)He's a fantastic player but he's also retarded so he might do it anyway. Probably a fine and some "mandatory sensitivity training" if he does.
>>152535801You're supposed to spend at least a hundred bucks on stadium food, of course.>but I spent a couple hundred bucks on the seatsNot my problem you're poor
>[Caplan] Philip Rivers' NFL Return Means He Snagged 5 More Years of Health Insurance for His Family of 10 KidsWe're gonna see Rivers unretire at 50 too arent we
>>152535801Its in a fucking gallon ziploc bag instead of a tupperware
This image really makes me think
>>152535587Are cornballs anything like Arrested Development made them out to be?
>>152535797Eyyyup farkin good scran that
>>152535888A cornball is just a black guy who watched white media and adopted the meek white guy persona the jews constantly pushed
>>152535894Black people have so much social pressure to "be black" meanwhile white people can just sorta enjoy things
Good morning, bros. Nothing wakes me up more like sucking a mean dick.
Real west coast hours
>>152535908Louie...
If you went back in time, kidnapped baby Joe Namath, and sent him to be raised in the 2000s/2010s, he would be easily the best QB in the NFL today. It wouldn't even be a question.
>>152535922He'd be on the Jets though so he'd suck
>>152535874Its easier to warm up with body heat that wayImagine eating spaghetti that spent the entire first half being sat on by a beautiful woman
>>152535929Beautiful women don't have the excess body fat needed to warm up food
>>152535929>spaghetti infused with farts and period bloodhot
>>152535880Marino did it in 12 game seasons
im gonna tell my gf to sit on a bag of spaghetti for me now. great.
>>152535949>detoilet that high
>>152535949>iggles beat the gayderslol
>>152535955You just got COLED
>>152535949>Chiefs -12lmao
>>152535949>Chiefs -12
>>152535949how is a team with a new multibillion dollar stadium in one of America's premier cities and a die-hard fanbase such utter dogshit?
>>152535949my jetties steady like a rock
>>152535969has plastic infested your brain so thoroughly you think a nice stadium makes you a super bowl contender?
plastic infest this bussy nephew
>>152535833I used to bring tuna for lunch that’s why I’m stronger and smarter than you now
bring bussy for lunch
14 teams make playoffs and 18 teams' fans seethe in the general thread. This year, the chiefs join the 18. Is that why threads have been unbearable this year?
>>152535949>Jags beat the shit out of the Jets>+3>Niners beat the shit out of the Titans>-1What the fug
>>152535830You can't sit on spaghetti, it becomes lasagna.
>>152535945No he didn't, it was a 16 game season in 1983, he only played in 11 his first year and 16 his second year
>>152535660Remember that time he started crying actual tears in an NFL field because he was getting his ass whooped? Remember that other time it happened? God, what a tremendous faggot.
>>152535797pretty based actually
>>152535997Ita gonna be even worse next year since the queefs will be irrelevant and they'll be boomer dem Boyz posting throughout
>>152535945And certified BUMS like Brady failed to do it in 16. Sad!
>>152535908Nothing wakes me up in the morning like your mom knobbing on my dick in the morning with her mouth
>>152536022Grandpa, is that you?
>>152536021They played 16 game seasons in 1983 zoom zoom
My Dayton Triangles finna make a deep playoff run.
Everyone in la has genital herpes btw
>>152536034Until my canton bulldogs heem them
You go, my lad!Ho ho, my lad
>>152535946Rule34
remember when everyone agreed that green gay was a superb owl juggernaut?
>>152536034>>152536037My Providence Steam Rollers gonna Steam Roll through the Playoffs
>$212 million USD
>>152536060Remember when Love was an MVP candidate
Pooah tunglanusuh
>>152536060Nah I was a Jerruh won the trade truther from day 1
>>152536060>>152536095EPA has been jerking off Jordan Love for 3 years in a row. People are slowly waking up to le meme chuck man being a streaky low IQ mongrel
>>152535801It's in a fucking ziplock bag, it's cold, and that shit is going to make a big fucking mess. I wouldn't even want to sit next to this person. If this was trail mix or jerky it would be fine.
>>152536062My Toledo maroons were the fanciest of lads
>>152535587Is RG4 considered cornball too? Seems weird how his mom is following him everywhere, but I'm not sure of cornaball criteria
Micah doesn't even get the turf monster excuse. He tore his shit on beautiful Denver grass because Bo Nix juked the shit out of him. Kwab.
Herbert just needs more help…
>>152536060enjoy the last year of schedule padding
>>152536130Stop posting about muh micah!?!?!?!
>>152536094do NOT look at the next year's cap hits if you're a dolphins fan
>>152536060Nope
>>152536144Do not look at the dolphins team if you're a dolphins fan
>>152536128My Los Angeles Buccaneers will humiliate those ladd
>>152536129Jayden seems like the type of goofy nigga who only eats candy and McDonalds and then is surprised when he gets hurt
>West winds 30 to 50 mph with gusts up to 80 mph expected.land hurricane, power is gonna go out soon
Would the Bengals have made the playoffs if they had a healthy Burrow all season?
>>152536171Where?
>>152536177Wyoming
The Lions Super Bowl window isn't anywhere close to being closed, I'm tired of hearing this. All our elite core players are young and signed to contracts. All of their problems are fixable in one offseason.
>>152536173>ifNope
>>152536180>please ignore my perpetually dogshit awful defense
>>152536178Stay safe cowboy state anon
>>152536137He needs more help by handing the ball off almost nonstop and call plays that get the ball out of his hands as quickly as he can. You know what's funny? Justin Herbert has a far worse offense than Mahomo did this year and has outplayed him this entire year. Saying this however, I wish that he didn't get injured so I could see him further expose himself
>>152536180Hard agree. Gotta fix the corner situation and grab a Center. The rest of the team has balled out this season. I also think Kelvin Shepherd proved to be a great DC prior to the secondary dying so going forward theyre set there although a new OC to replace Morton wouldn't surprise me. Depends on whether Dan Campbell wants to keep playcalling duties going forward or go back to a CEO role on gamedays
>>152534494Nah man they're underrated this year if anything.>led by the offense(finally)>as if now CMC, Kittle, Trent, and Brock all healthy>great DC with a mediocre unit>good to great special teamsThink of all the years they came up short relying on defense to win games and fucking up on special teams. With an entirely unreliable defense the other two have so far stepped up. Luckily there are no truly elite NFC defenses and the only really good offense they already beat (Rasm). Granted I don't wanna see LA period I like their chances against any team this year.
>>152536160>Bengals>AverageThey're about to miss playoffs for a 3rd year in a row, have a historically bad defense, and have won 4 games on the year.What's it gonna take for people to stop rating them already? I keep telling you faggots every year they're back to the same ol Bungles but no one listens.
>>152536191just an average winter day here, the housing market will go down in the spring when the transplants escaping California realize they don't like the wind.
>>152536188That's primarily due to injuries in the secondary every single year. The Lions have good core players on defense like Hutch, Anzalone, McNeill, and AQM.
>>152536137You're retarded if you think having only 1 starter (who is also banged up mind you) on the offensive line is a "good thing". Only a retarded chiefs fan would say something so retarded
>>152536212EPA is a meme stat, I'll even trust pure autist magic statmodifier over EPA
>>152536060I remember them being a 2 point favorite over the bears this weekend without parsons
>>152536188Kerby Joseph has been out since the queefies game. He's arguably been the best Safety in the NFL the last 3 years that was a huge blow. The main issue has been repeatedly dogshit corner play. Terrion Arnold and Ennis Rakestraw were massive draft whiffs both have been shit and injured. DJ Reed has been okay at times but he's a smaller guy and got absolutely BTFO by Puka Nacua 3 days ago. The contract they gave him reeked of desperation >>152536204I'm buying big on the 49ers right now. I think they've looked great all season especially given how many key injuries they've dealt with (Purdy, Kittle, Boss, Warner) most teams would've sunk. I think if they get the 1 seed they can take the NFC but a lot depends on the Seahawks beating the Rams tomorrow
Breaking news: Tua has been benched
didn't read
>>152536241Real shit?
>>152535949>13. BearsEvery single time this specific power ranking gets posted it's the worst takes of all time, who is this person and why haven't they been murdered yet?
Tua benched Judon released.
>>152536247Quinn Ewers is goimg to start
>>152536247Ye
>>152536249Bears still suck
>>152536237Rumor has it Green Bay is starving the linebacker corps of bussy all week in preparation for the trip to Soldier Field
Gruden was right about Goodell
>>152536241Brehhhs
>>152535587holy shit it finally happened. Tua is benched for the rest of the year. What a disappointment this guy has been
bears are winning by 50 this week btw
OH NO NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA >99 million in dead moneyMY FUCKING SIDESSSSSSSSSS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Green Bay got fraud checked by a team with a white cornerback
>>152536060
>>152536278that guy on the broncos is unironically a victim of racism, he had the most PIs this season and at least 3 were bogus
>>152536142Reminder that exactly 2 teams out of 17 on your schedule are based on previous seasons records, and with the way teams shift up and down they rarely continue to be shit. The only games on the bears calendar based on record this year was the saints (shit) and the niners (excellent)So they got one easy win out of their 4th place schedule. And the Saints aren't even that easy of a win.
>>152536292It's 3 out of 17 anon
Puka Nacua shouldn't talk bad about the refs by saying they make bad calls on purpose or else the refs might start throwing flags against the Rams on purpose. NFL fans totally aren't bootlicker cucks with stockholm syndrome.
>>152536292Wrong it's 3 games now with a 17 game season. If you finish 1st in your division for example (let's use Broncos AFC West) they'll face the 1st place teams of the AFC division they don't (1st place in AFC North, 1st place in AFC South) as well as the 1st place team from the NFC South
>>152536277the Pooa contract was ridiculous and hilarious when they signed him, it's just indefensible now. Dude can only look productive if he is surrounded by all-pros in their prime and in 75 degrees and sunny weather. He's not a NFL quarterback. They signed him because the >black GM needed to justify his mistake.
>>152536283this was the Packers Super Bowl this year kwab
>>152536127>and that shit is going to make a big fucking mess.How? It's not as if she's using her hands.
>>152536274He had some moments where it looked like he might take the next step but generally it was just McDaniel's play calling and Tyreek Hill balling out that made him look better than he actually was. You'll always have that crazy 6 Touchdown comeback win against the Ravens
>>152536277Dolphins are already out of playoff contention, there is no point in playing him again this season regardless of their QB situation going forward.
>>152536344I also remember that Mikey D went around saying that Pooa was exactly what he needed and wanted in his offense. In fact that's likely a major reason why the GM hired him. The fact that he's sick of him tells you everything.
>>152535660Why you simp for mid as fuck QB lil bro?
>>152535801Literally nothing other than "it's not done"
>Pooa Turndaballova
>>152536345kek what are you talking about? outside of injury like with Jayden Daniels you don't shutdown a starting Quarterback just because you're out of playoff contention. He's almost certainly getting cut/traded same as Kyler Murray
>>152536277>the Dolphins haven't won a playoff game in 25 years>they probably won't win one in the next 25 years either
bahamas sisters not like this...
>>152536359Could you imagine a Tua for Kyler trade?
>>152536319Anyone that didn't know this is poor
Sneed's revenge game
>>152536319Puka said he's retiring early so I wouldn't be surprised if he got a bit spicy after securing the bag
Imagine getting benched for Quinn fucking sewers good lord
>>152536274That 70 burger you dropped on the Broncs was pretty cool at least
The Dolphins need a right handed white starting quarterback.
>Benched for SewersGrim
>Tua signs with Eagles to backup Hurts>Hurts is pulled for Tua in Superbowl>Eagles win
>>152536379>slop for slopkek I don't even want to imagine. I could see the Eagles signing pooa for cheap since Howie likes to keep a QB factory going and he's already been in a QB room for 3 years with Jalen Hurts at Alabama. Kyler I don't see a specific learning spot. Maybe Saints or Vikings so they at least have competition for Shough/McCarthy next training camp even if they end up sticking with the younger guys
How bad is Zach Wilson
>>152536392They blew their shot already
Brian Flores vindicated yet again
>>152536379meme it
>>152536359Tua 1000% starts the first game of next year. They are shutting him down because he has a glass skull and they don't want him fencing anymore. No one is taking his contract and they aren't going to leave 99 million in dead cap. >it's it right>should he start>is there reason to believe Tua can be a playoff qbNo to all of this but he's benched because of his crystal skull
>>152536338>speggheti isn't messy!Now your just trying to ragebait people
>>152536379Kyler likely moved to the Colts.
>>152536319A player of his caliber saying this is huge. All the people dogpiling on him are idiots who can't see the bigger picture.
>>152536424Yeah no they benched him because he sucks and are looking to move on
>>152536424I guarantee you he will not start week 1 of next year even if they keep him on the roster it'd be in a backup capacity. Also the dead money is huge but post June 1 cut it's only 64 million. Broncos ate 85 million cutting Russell Wilson. It's not an unprecedented situation but it's definitely one they never should have been in
>>152536431I have no idea where he is going to end up, teams like the raiders or jets are probably drafting a qb
>>152535922he was never a good qb
>>152536424I thought coconut fats were good for the brain
>>152536128They're no match for my Rochester Jeffersons
>>152536439Yes he does suck and yes they should move on. They wont do that though >>152536445I'm going to shock you kiwi, but I believe that the broncos are a better run team than Miami.
>>152536462>They wont do that thoughBecause he'll be playing as a backup for the dolphins in 2026, there is 0 chance he is starting. This bitch got carried by the rest of the team the last 3 years and still couldn't do anything with it
Ganbatte Chargers
>>152536476I will bet 10000 monopoly bucks that tua starts next year game 1
>>152536319people believing this is anything but a company man trying to get more public leverage against the ref cba negotiations is exposing their low IQ
Broncos make ya seethe?
>>152536479Double or nothing bitch
>>152536478You have to eat ALL the eggs
>>152536495What an absolute disgusting act
>>152536431I don't see it. Chris Ballard loves tall big QBs. Almost all the guys they've started since Luck retired are 6'4 or taller. Jacoby Brissett, Philip Rivers, Carson Wentz, Matt Ryan, Anthony Richardson, Daniel Jones plus Riley Leonard who they drafted in the 6th is a big guy too. The only smaller guy Ballard has brought in was Gardner Minshew but that was meant to be as a backup for AR. Ballard switching up and bringing in goblin murray is doubtful
>>152536424They'll keep him but he won't start. It's over for him as a starter in the league, he made a lot of money though so he should be happy about that.
>>152536431Kyler is definitely going to the Vikings
>>152536511Will Levis, welcome to Indiana
>>152536480The proposed ref CBA changes are a no-brainer. Everyone should want the refs to be more accountable.
>>152536516KOC doesn't want post ACL Kyler Midgey. He's probably gooning to old Joe Burrow highlights right now.
I half tore my ACL a long time ago when I was a teenager and I still feel that knee feeling all fucked up sometimes. I don't think there's any coming back from a full ACL tear
who takes Russ
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1ecw6a5/garafolo_tua_time_extended_the_dolphins_and_tua/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9eLz4DrwF8
>>152536539he's retiring
>>152536277Are they gonna post June 1st cut him?
>>152536539Maybe Jets would bring him in to be a mentor/bridge for Mendoza. Both are heavy into their faith and I'm not sure Fields isn't getting given he doesn't have much $ guaranteed into 26
>>152536539He's not good enough to start in the NFL anymore and he's not likeable enough to do commercials or a podcast so might as well just ride off into the sunset.
>>152536553That'd be my guess. I don't see any value in keeping him. Get rid of him and be done with the Grier/Tua era. Personally I'd keep McDaniel but I think some of his situational stuff and defensive coaching hires haven't been great. Tua and Grier get a lot of the blame but McDaniel has his faults too. I think it's 50/50 rn if he keeps his job
>>152536384Minshew is going to make them win out so they can lose draft picks. Just you watch
They're really not going to flex out the Christmas Broncos/Chiefs game?
Steelers vs. Bears in Santa Clara would be a massively comfy Owl.
>>152536599They can't flex out a game like that
>>152536561He's already been spotted prepping for his future as a useless talking head
>>152536607maybe you can't
>>152536585Minshew is legitimately the worst QB in football now
>>152536607Notflex
I've seen enough The debate is over Jags/Panthers owl
>>152536641I'm rooting for either Trevor or Lamar to get to the Owl.
guys remember tank for tua haha
for me its texans/rams
>sea level team vs team 5000 feet in the skyWell if the Jags were smart they should already be in Denver practicing
>>152536656the team with no fans, so the contrarian take.
>>152536655more like tank WITH tuaget it haha
tua the worst jokes i ever heard
The objectively best owl is Pats Bears
>>152536655Lmao yeah
>>152536536mahomes is a professional athlete and you doordash twice and day while never going to the gym
>>152536599Contract might not allow them to flex Xmas games
>>152536582I like McDaniel a lot. My guess is they'll wait for the new GM to decide what to do with him I think it's more 75/25 he keeps his job. If they really were going to fire him, it should have been when they got rid of their GM. What's next for him if he does get fired? Half the league will want him to be their OC but I think there are a couple teams that will offer him a HC job.If he does become an OC I think Texans would be a great fit, he's worked there before and he's also work with DeMeco when they were with SF. Texans just need a decent offense and they'd be a juggernaut
This past season wasn't what DJ Lagway or Dylan Raiola expected but I still believe in their talent. Hopefully they transfer somewhere they can ball out for the next couple years.
>>152536601Bears would have to get past the home team. Caleb gonna play like shit since he'd be playing all week in the Castro District
>>152536292± 3 games in a season is a huge difference. 10-7 vs 7-10
Who's ass would you rather smell? Sydney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter.
>>152536390I'm jealous. I wanted the Rams to draft Quinn
jaxson dart sucks, he’s not the guy
>>152536679Yea he'd easily have his pick on a lot of great OC jobs Wions, Texans maybe Eagles. I think his only option as an NFL HC would be Titans. They've already got a decent defensive core but the offence needs a huge kick. Giants some might connect the dots but I don't think he fits the NY market
>>152536678the only networks allowed to flex are nbc and espn and they're both only allowed to do it twice a year
>>152536694Neither
>>152536494You're on
My Dolphies should play Pooa the rest of the year and pray that he gets horribly concussed and forcibly medically retired to avoid the cap hit
>Saturday gamesUgh
>>152536599They can't flex out the Christmas game and they shouldn't anyway since 95% of the audience wants to see the chiefs get heemed
>>152536679Yeah I figure if they were gonna fire him they would've done it already.I'm guessing they at least wanna see how he does without being shackled to Pooa first. If there's not much drop off between him and Ewers which there probably won't be they'll likely stick with McDaniel at least going into next season. Could definitely see him getting fired early into the 2026 season though if things don't start turning around by then.
>>152536729Fox flexed the bears Saturday game this week anon, but it's just Saturday and Sunday games past week X (15?) That can be flexed
>The Following>Is An Exclusive Presentation>Of The National Freedomball League
>tush benchedNow that ewers is starting the white boy takeover is complete
Shough and jiveXDDDDDDDDD
>>1525367495D chess right here. draw up 10 designed runs a game and tell him he cant slide under any circumstances
Need a McVay masterclass for the one seed tomorrow
is it ok if I post in this thread...
>>152536679Matt nagy is on the top of some coaching lists. They aren't gonna fire McDaniel and if they did he'd probably get an HC job in Tennessee or for the Giants. Thin lists of candidates this year
>his team hasn't clinched yet
>>152536615You misspelled Mahomes. Are you esl?
>>152536794His wife just had a baby like 2 or 3 days ago. He might be a little sleepy
>>152536786He wouldn't slide if his remaining brain cell depended on it. On the plus side his CTE makes him enjoy his daily screening of MacGruber more and more.
>>152536800The NFC is too stacked
>>152536800They are as clinched as any team in football. They are 1 of 2 teams who have clinched the playoffs
>>152536800S-Shut up
>>152536813>nfc>stackedLol
>>152536815Jordan Love finally played a disappointing game and made me sad with this one
Blo Dix would be cool if he didn't play for Anus Lips
>Colin Cowherd sucking off Bo Nix and Caleb again
Puka Nacua says that the refs rig the NFL
>>152536815white boy pick
>>152536822AFCfag detected
>>152536854F to the Rams season lmao
Pretty cool to see this. Obviously it'd be different if Lamar wasn't injured but I always said Bo Nix was a way better athlete than people said pre draft. If he'd run a 40 yard dash I think it would've shocked people. I still remember that faggot Robert Mays saying Bo Nix didn't have high end physical traits. Fucking dumbass
>>152536694Yes
>>152536539Fox, but Amazon would probably make an offer
>>152536854Puka may be one of the more legit retarded players in the league, and thats really saying something
>got blown out in 2 superbowls>can't put up big numbers without elite players>misses the playoffs with the GOAT head coach>lose to Tom Brady every time it mattered the most>won superbowls when no qb was truly dominant >can't pocket pass or read a defense and he's already in his 30sYeah, I think Mafraud is done lol
>>152536809Get some smelling salts nigga we need to go
>>152536899TRUTH NUKERUTHNUKE
>>152536899>Knee injury that will sap the last bit of athleticism he had
>>152536882I agree with Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal that the rise of MPH stats especially this season because of the increased Amazon integration is extremely "who cares"
Which team winning would generate the most anguish? I will root for them.
>>152536920Rams
The only teams guaranteed a win in the offs are each conferences 5 seeds. That top wildcard spot to face the AFCN and NFCS champs is the money spot for wildcard weekend.
>>152536899THE MAPARTMENT HAS BEEN FORCLOSED UPON
>>152536920stoirtaP
>>152536920Philly
>>152536920Steelers/Ravens/Buccaneers/Panthers
>>152536923Technically, the Cowboys haven't been eliminated yet
>>152536917Yea I don't care about stats in general let alone analytics/next gen shit but it does show that both Caleb and Bo are very good athletes and at least for this season have been the fastest on scramlbes and designed runs. Nobody really mentioned that aspect of Bo's game pre draft which pissed me off because it was so obvious when you watched him play
>>152536920rams/pats owl for sure
>>152536917advanced stats in NFL are fake and gay
>>152536823>finally
>>152536940They just need to win 3 games and have Philly lose 3 games, essentially the commies need to beat the eagles twice but lose to the cowboys with the bills beating the eagles as well
>>152536539Netflix
>>152536952he won that game anon..
>>152536969Team stat
>>152536985what team does he play on
>>152536995The fudgepackers
next anon who posts is gay
>>152536969>he
>>152537003and they won that game right
>Lavon
>>152536899It's been known for years. I'm glad people are finally realizing
Thoughts on these playoffs? I think it would be kino.
>>152536854Is he wrong though?
>b-b-but they won!
>>152537023HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL!
>>152537023>maye not getting destroyed by toxins dlmao
>>152537023not gay enough, needs MY fudgepackers in it!
Im excited for tomorrow's game
>>152537015They could have won that game with Matt Flynn as qb, I mean it's the Bears we're talking about here
>>152537023jags would bootyblast the chorgers and texans defense would tear up maye's bussy
>>152537023>what do you guys think of my "bracket" that is actually just a way of me saying I need 2 bulls for my wife?
>>152537042don't care about your make believe fairytale.
i really really like women
>>152537061Not a fairytale, Matt Flynn would have won them that game
>>152537076my whole life i cycle between being lonely, finding a gf, then realizing how annoying women are and being single againidk how married bros do it
>>152537028>1st & 10
>>152537076
>>152537091iktf bro, I am in the same boat
>>152537091Have kids then marriage has a point ... but you have to want kids
Seriously where is Aaron Rodgers wife
>>152537091it's being women have a warm wet hole between their legs
>>152537123He married hatman while on a huiasca trip in a sensory deprivation chamber
>>152537091I've had a couple of good long term ones but generally I'm the same. They love to make mountains out of molehills. I miss the night yarns the most when I'm single. Sex is great but when you're in bed with a girl you're in love with just half asleep talking about dumb shit or making jokes and having her rub your back or run her nails through your hair there's few things more comforting in the world
>>152537091>get gf>wake up at 9am>look at my phone>are you up?>are you up yet?>text me when you wake up>where are you?9am is a perfectly reasonable wake up time to not have to see texts like this
>>152537123What if he's simply just lying?
>>152537123It's not weird at all that a first-ballot HOF quarterback who loves being in front of the camera would not bring his newlywed wife to any games, or take her out to dinner, or never be seen with her in public, right? I mean, it's not like Aaron Rodgers moved to New York City and was seen at the Tony awards, at broadway shows, at nightclubs, and at playoff games a few years ago.
>>152537154I'd be ghosting those until she switches to the bargaining phase
>>152537167she fucking pepemaxxing?
>>152537167Remember, Rodgers sued his now estranged family, and one of the red flags the 49ers didn’t draft him is because he treated his mom in particular like shit. He’s a dyed in the wool psychopath who gets off on humiliating women.
Based or cringe?>Josh Jacobs says the #Chiefs heavily pursued him but there was no way he would go there because he HATES THEM...>“I feel like once you are rivals with somebody, you have a genuine hate for them”
>>152537198>He’s a dyed in the wool psychopath who gets off on humiliating women.Holy shit, I am eryn rogers
>>152537207cringe. he could have sabotaged them from within but now they're going to end up with future hall of fame RB jeremiyah love
it’s crazy to me that rodgers is considered a first ballot HOFer but eli isnt
>>152537198fags hate women and get off on humiliating them, largely because of hatred of their own mothers who they blame for turning them into faggots
>>152537220eli never sucked any dick, and the NuFL is ALL about inclusiveness.
Can Mahomes adapt from mobile QB to statue QB?
>>152537220because Eli wasn't that good
>>152537207END HATE
>>152537236No he can't read defenses
>>152537198>He’s a dyed in the wool psychopath who gets off on humiliating women.>entire economy outside of meritocratic sports is a giant HR department humiliation ritual for menbased GODgers. clueless hookers get what they deserve.
Unbothered bout my Chiefs
>>152537236maybe 3 year ago but he can't throw the deep ball like he used to
>>152537154Be honest and set up some boundaries. Works for me
>>152537240They both should be 1st ballot HOFers, eli did more with less
>>152537240>becomes clutch during the most important time and defeating tom brady TWICE in the SBsure but statpadders and chokers like his brother definitely deserve to be in the hall
>>152537240>>152537232eli has the better postseason record, sb wins and sb mvps if the whole point of the nfl season is to win the owl, eli is by definition the more successful qb
>>152537236No and you can't teach an old dog new tricks. He will never be good at post snap reads
>>152537246Unbothered because you watched your team win 3 owls or unbothered because you believe this year was a fluke and they'll be back like nothing ever happened next year?
>>152537246Excited for nagyball>Because Reid is retiring
>>152537253fathomably based
>>152537207>My team doesn't want me anymore, but I'm still going to be loyal to them hahaCuck mentality.
>>152537260again...eli never sucked any dick, and the NuFL is ALL about inclusiveness.
>>152537260eli by definition played for a more successful team you mean
>>152537260Except he did not get into the playoffs off of his play, he was carried into the playoffs every time he made it
>>152537253>7 hours of commercial free football
>>152537244This. All that talking he does at the line is actually just a larp.
quinn ewers was the best prospect in cfb before sark ruined him, josh allen-esque. mcdaniel can fix himtua was never a good prospect
>>152537283>>152537282>>152537280
>>152537257Giants defense beat Tom Brady and the Giants defense was loaded with DAWGS Eli does not deserve as much credit as he gets for winning those owls.
>>152537265The former. We’ll be shit until Reid retires and the coaching staff is replaced. I expect three more bad years minimum>>152537268They’d never do that, he’s only allowed on the team because he’s Andy’s clipboard holder
>>152537283eryn only owl win was because of gay matthews and that year's packturd defense.
>>152537303see>>152537302
>run really fast>step kind of weird>destroy your knee for lifeMaybe just don't step weird
>>152537310see>>152537301
>>152537236He doesn’t need to, his ACL and MCL will be 100% in week one
>>152537220Eli was as good as any QB 07-12 I'll always believe that but 2013 onwards he wasn't the same guy. Rather than swing between having great games and shit games he'd have pretty good games and shit games. He stopped being able to carry an offence. I saw him live in 2016 and it was he was essentially cooked by that points but because he had OBJ he still put up okay numbers. Ben McAdoo was right to bench him for Geno Smith and the massive media backlash against him for making the move was absurdRodgers was absolutely elite 09-21 despite only 1 ring. Longer and higher peak means 1st ballot HOFer
>>152537240This, the only reason Eli is remembered fondly is that Brady choked harder than anyone else ever will. Twice. If beating Brady in the playoffs twice makes you a HoFer, Mark Sanchez and Dak Prescott should be in.
>>152537302eli didnt hold one of the best offenses in NFL history to 14 points and 274 yards
>>152537310>gif of one throw outweighs the Giants D holding the Pats defense to 17 pointsmy point is proven
>>152537154I'm in the parking lot at work by 8:45.
>>152537148I've had that a few times but I keep fucking it up. Usually ends with her never talking to me again or a restraining order.
>>152537306While true, they were still 8-6 at one point and his play being good was crucial in making the playoffs while Eli absolutely was carried by the rest of the team into them.
>>152537321not if I have anything to say about it...I am a doctor, after all...
>>152537332Michael Strahan got in the HOF easily and if anyone from that team deserves to be in the HOF, it's him.
>>152537154>9am wakeup You work nightshift or NEET? I'm up at 4-5am almost everyday even weekends. I can't sleep in these days
>Seahawks LT Charles Cross DNP todayRams might catch a lucky break on the short week, evens up the Davante loss
>>152537348>yeah, butkwab
>>152537244He's pretty good at pre snap but can't process the field from the pocket during the play. He's usually doing one or two reads max
>>152537326Definitely not. Eli really entered his prime mid last decade but the team around him was bad. That was the beginning of the Giants' O-line saga that is only now maybe ending
>>152537291this video badly exposed
>>152537220Eli was shit outside of his 2 playoff runs, Erin was the best or second best QB in the league in his prime
>>152537358>lucky breakdarnold is getting his shit pushed in again...fuck, he struggled against the kangz ffs...
>London Games MVP>week 14 NVP>NFC Offensive Player of the Month>thrown 2+ TDs in eight consecutive games, tied for the longest such streak of his career >thrown a TD in every game this season>winning record as a starter>6-0 vs the Seahawks as a Ram>Pass Yards: 2nd>Pass TD: 1st>Passer Rating: 1st>QBR: 4thNow ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>152537376>Watch this ragebait with 4k views in 3 weeks, it contains all the secrets of the universe!Shan’t
>>152537386>youngblood is a nog or a spicI'm shocked
>>152535797domefaggot teams are incapable of possessing this much SOVL
>>152537374Lol okay I mean I watched a ton of Giants games 07-17 they were one I went out of my way to watch whenever possible because the Coughlin era was so fun and I always rooted for Eli. I really thought after 2012 he wasn't the same guy in terms of consistently moving the chains and throwing dots all over the field. Obviously the O line issues were a huge reason with them struggling to replace David Diehl and Chris Snee but Eli still went 3 and out or had dumb turnovers way too often. Jerry Reese drafting like shit didn't help
>>152536130Lmaoing at this roided out babby and the packnerds paying him 3.6 million per sack
>>152537376Random Joe Schmoe All-22 breakdowns are suspect as fuck. You should at least confirm that the person breaking down the film has a solid background and actually knows football and what they're looking at.
>>152537352Yeah we know you jobless sycophant
girl dad. proud husband of a proud mama bear/girl boss/rockstar in the kitchen. ball-knower
>>152536130His knee exploded at the sight of the nixxian bwc
>>152537304They're 100% going to do that
>>152537391It's not. In fact, he predicted all this shit that is happened this season in the off season. The fact of the matter is the chiefs are 5th in points allowed and 15th in points scored and that is the reason why they lost so many games this year, because the offense was terrible despite having real talent on the offensive teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR4-V15zyDE6 months ago:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qywMPzgItB4&list=PLAvl8lLA9h1eYr8fsnH1Ue78lDR_-ka74
>>152537391>>152537418this also exposed
>>152535646what was he even complaining about?the rams are simultaneously the least penalized team and the most benefited from opp penalties
>>152537430I said no.
>>152536060they were saying they’d go undefeated and then lost to the browns in week 3 kek
>>152537443Rams play clean and well executed games thats why they dont get penalized.
What's next for him? He'll be a free agent next season
>>152537448Too bad
