>literally fucking die at 21 (RIP)>your club ChatGPTs a post about it
>>152535733>opens an obituary with the word "surrealism" in the first sentencehow do you do, fellow humans?
>>152535733>all those --fucking kekThe easiest way to tell if something was written by ChatGPT
>>152535769look like hyphens to me, not dashes
My GF is an English teacher and she was so pleased to get a "thank you" letter from a quiet girl in her class.I didn't have the heart to tell her it was Chat GPT written, you can just tell from how bouncy and flowery it tries to be.
>named Mcleod >isn't immortal
>>152535784Yes, those things.AI loves using them
>>152535733I feel like we're beyond basic humanity and empathy as a society at this point its genuinely crazy I dunno if its the corporate/business culture of the planet, the Internet, the media or a combination, but everything is so detached nowPeople rightfully meme on shit like black mirror but it feels like thats the kind of world we're reaching
>>152535791Isn't there a chance the kid is actively trying to write it in a bouncy and flowery way because she's writing it to an English teacher and a quiet kid being a lot more animated in writing seems realistic? I know, the answer is probably no, but I'd like to think the best of people.
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>>152535792Actually it just means he will return to training next morning and the other players will distrust him and force him to put in a transfer request.
>>152535733I really hate to ask this, but was this gentleman, by any chance, vaccinated?
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>>152535791When I was in school I was constantly told to keep my written work more concise and to “not write War and Peace”, my former teachers are probably reading this chat GPT slop and getting flashbacks to that weird boy who never finished his work on time
>>152535733>using the word lust in a eulogyWhy
If anything it shows how little Macc actually cared about him.
>>152535939>such a lust for life. WHOOOOOOOOO!
>>152535942Probably just thankful the fuckwit didn't take anyone else out
>>152535921I find that to be the funniest part of the ChatGPT shit. After learning through college to boil down the content as much as possible, suddenly everything has a bunch of useless content in it. I think the problem is these AI models were built by Engineering and Computers Science majors who loathed writing
>>152535958 The vast majority of AI's original training data - which it biases towards - was academic papers etc. as all that shit was available and free. Which is why it waffles like fuck, given any opportunity. Since then, its been fed the stolen genesis library etc, the entire internet and anything else they could throw at it, they running out of feed for the Beast. Someone will discover a Sun newspaper archive and that'll be that.
>>152535784What’s the difference?
>>152535986A couple days ago Google's AI the pops up on top of every search now gave the answer TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME when people googled "How did Rob Reiner die"
>>152535954Crashed into a barrier on the M1, clearly going far too fucking fast for the conditions.
>>152535733>incredibly talented>macclesfield fcdoesn't make any sense
Vaxxed?>>152536030Jamie Vardy literally played in non-league before he got into the PL and then won the title and FA Cup and played in the CL. Michail Antonio played for Tooting and Mitcham United. Chris Smalling played for Maidstone United. Callum Wilson went on loan to non-league. Joe Hart played for Shrewsbury Town (prob the most decorated non-league to PL player). Jarrod Bowen played for Hereford. Ollie Watkins played for Weston-super-Mare. Nick Pope played for about a dozen kek.
>>152536007Pacey ngubu living up to his talent right there
>>152536059Half the players you listed there were only ever on loan at non league, and the likes of Bowen started at Hereford because that's where he's from, and there fuck all else other clubs around there. If you fall out the leagues, and move to a non-league club permanently, chances are you're never coming back.
>>152535769I hate how writing competently is now suspicious because the only interaction with quality writing the overwhelming majority of people experience regularly is when an AI produces it.
>>152535733"Chat, write me up an obit for the blud and dont use em dashes"
>>152535733F
>>152536184>competently'It is with an overwhelming sense of surrealism..'- this is neither competent nor fitting to the subject. Strictly speaking, you can use 'surreal' int his sense, as in 'Yes Jim, it all feels a bit surreal reaching the 3rd round of the Tin Pot Trophy..'But you cannot the fuck use 'surrealism', and def. not in a eulogy, and fucking Macclesfield FC 10x this. Quality competent writing fits both the subject and occasion and this stand out like a turd for a turkey precisely because it is the wrong vocabulary choice for an unfitting subject. Which makes it both non-competent and v. def. not fucking Quality.
>>152536059>Vaxxed?Surprised it took that long for the tired response to show up
>>152536146explosive end product tho
>>152535733vax status?
>>152535794>>152535987ai likes to use em dashes, not hyphensem dashes are longer
>>152535901Stop asking legitimate questions or are you some kind of giga hitler nadsi conspiracy theorist?Science says the vaccine is safe and protects you 100% from covid with ZERO side effects.
>>152536412Mate, ADHD meds has a 1/10,000 chance of instantly killing you. So I advise you to take it.
>>152535791>English teacher can't recognise chatgpt Alarming
>>152535733It is with deep sadness that we at /sp/, come together to pay our respects and express our condolences following the passing of Ethan. While Ethan was not a member of our community, his life and career left a lasting impression on many of us who followed him from afar.As a footballer, Ethan’s passion, dedication, and love for the game were clear for all to see. Through his performances on the pitch, he inspired admiration and respect, reminding us why sport means so much to so many. His commitment and spirit resonated beyond teams, leagues, or fanbases, reaching people who simply appreciated the game and the human stories behind it.Moments like this serve as a sobering reminder of how deeply a person can affect others, even without ever crossing paths. Ethan’s legacy lives on in the memories of his performances, the joy he brought to supporters, and the impact he made through the sport he loved.To Ethan’s family, friends, teammates, and all who knew him personally, we extend our sincere condolences. While we watched from a distance, we feel the weight of this loss and hope you find comfort in knowing how widely Ethan was respected and admired.Rest in peace, Ethan. You will be remembered not only for the footballer you were, but for the impression you left on so many hearts.With deepest sympathy,All of us at /sp/
>>152537392Good Effort, you forgot to close with 'You're a Silkman forEVA now'>Even Eternity Knows No Peace From Macclesfield FC
>>152535733>Macclesfield Football Club Club
>>152537834The (C) is for like when in South America there's a club of the same name like there's Racing Club from Avellaneda in Argentina which is the most famous one there, but also Racing C.M. from Montevideo and Racing (C) from Cordoba. So this is the Macclesfield FC from Cordoba.
>>152535921Minimalism, conciseness and "language economy" are the reason why we're drowned with romantasy, shitty sci-fi novels and tech bro drivel these days instead of having grandiloquent novels like War and Peace.
>>152535733>it so surreal, he died because his car crashed into a dream of a lampshade made of fish
>>152537911Its in Cheshire so this works
>>152535733>Played 79 minutes all season across 3 games in the 6th tier since joining five months ago>effortlessly pushed us all to be the best we can beSlightly overstating his importance to the team
These nerds are also making RAM, GPUs and computers more expensive. And for what exactly? So we can get more AI slop? I fucking hate clankers
Wow the second footballer ever to die after Diego Jota PBUH
>>152538038>The deep mental scars elicited from Ethan's passing will never healmust have been some 79 minutes.
>>152538055Macclesfield?
>>152538090You don't understand how awful his passing wasDecent shot on him though
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yj8094202oBBC managed to quote the slop much too extensively.It leaves out the "surrealism" line but carried "mental scars elicited" blah blah blah jesus christ how do you fall for that?
>>152538090lmao
>>152536184This isn't great writing but I get your point. Apparently the US Library of Congress uses software programs that look for hyphens and dashes now when people submit books for Copyrights and rejects them if you have too many, thinking AI wrote your book
>>152538038>>152538090kek
>>152538201BBC News site also uses AI software now.There was a piece in Private Eye about it a couple of months ago, apparently the Beeb's brilliant plan is that AI will be meticulously checked and double checked by multiple humans before hitting publish... which makes you wonder why they're even betting on AI when they're having to spend more resources to keep it from shitting up the site.
>>152537834>>152537911Kek. In all seriousness it's because they were Northern Premier League champions last season.
>>152537977Ceci n'est pas un abat-jour en peau humaine.
>>152535792There can be only one.
