The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues at London’s Alexandra Palace on Wednesday with the tournament's second solo session of action.Day Seven of the World Darts Championship sees four-time semi-finalist James Wade begin his bid for an elusive first World Championship crown against Japan's Ryusei Azemoto. German number one Martin Schindler also enters the fray against Stephen Burton, with five-time World Champion Raymond van Barneveld getting his record-equalling 33rd World Championship campaign underway against Swiss star Stefan Bellmont.Coverage starts at 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1). All matches are the best of 5 sets (first to 3) with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)Matt Campbell v Adam SevadaRaymond van Barneveld v Stefan Bellmont(7) James Wade v Ryusei Azemoto(13) Martin Schindler v Stephen Burton>Day 6 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/16/price-fires-title-warning-following-dominant-opening-win-ally-pally
Imagine if Barney lost to Smellmont
>me when Smellmont's playing>>152537447Can easily see this happening.
currently, raymond van barneveld is hitting everything he wants to hit, needs to even, during practice...
>>152537460https://dartsnews.com/pdc/jurjen-van-der-velde-apologizes-after-wasp-spray-stunt-and-pdc-reprimand-there-were-people-allergic-to-it>“It was meant as a joke, but I did get a bollocking,” Van der Velde admitted afterwards to the Dutch media. “I sprayed that stuff, but that wasn’t such a smart idea from me.”>“I was told right after the first set by the PDC,” the Frisian explained. “I thought: great to hear that straight away, because I lost the first set and then you’ve still got to regroup. It does take you out of the match a bit.”>Van der Velde stressed there was no malice behind it. “But there were people allergic to it. Well, it certainly wasn’t my intention and I told the PDC that straight away: sorry about that.”A truly based retard.
>>152537543the pdc are a bunch of fannies
>>152537359>>152537460Sneedlerbros, it's our year!
did NOT enjoy the lack of an afternoon session today
>>152537714was my last day in the office until January (working from home for the rest of the year), so worked out ok.
>>152537700>33. Adrian Lewis>>152537543Yeah read about that, too. I assumed that when you make your debut on Ally Pally stage, you have other things in mind, but apparently not>>152537714Same.
>>152537714>>152537752This is the only way they can start the event on an evening because there's 16 sessions of R1 games. Same as previous years when there were 16 games fewer.
>>152537752>33. Adrian LewisWe have to go back, Germanfren.
>>152537868Some day, we will rev up those filenames again together, Austriabro.
>Leaf v Yank>in the North American afternoonBravo Bazza
Corr Anna corr
>Fagpot
Someone said that Matt Campbell was in the nutter club. I never noticed anything unusual about him, but will pay attention tonight.
>>152537359cinema night
was Springer losing really THAT much of a shock?
>>152537543>it was meant as a joke, but i got my boobs kicked
Looking forward to the start of the worlds (round 1 (last 64))
>>152537714Yesterdays was so shit they cancelled it
what does this witch provide to the broadcast apart from knowledge of a sub 60 average?get this witch off screen ffs she has the personality of a dishcloth
simon shitlock
>>152538287She’s a woman and you have to have women on telly or you’re a sexist.But it’s okay to have only women on the show if it’s women’s sports, and it’s sexist to ask where the men are when it’s women’s sport you fucking pig.
how high will his hair be next year
manifesting a wadey win tonighthttps://youtu.be/6DGQfa4eR80menty elf champion but not a schizo like rCammy
shes gorgeous lads
>>152538287>>152538318We live in a britciety
>>152538318>it’s okay to have only women on the show if it’s women’s sportsstate of big 2025 my lad x
Who dares to call the forbidden Teletubbie?
>This far into Footballdartsmas>The Footballdartsmas spirit is completely deadThis is Luke Littler's fault.
Let's get the players on stage already!>>152537936Hoping for the best
>>152538243yeah, he should probably be our number 3 right now after uter and pikachu skillwise and he got an opponent that he really should have beat. but he just couldn't handle the pressure last night.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>152537543the uk is such a fucking nanny state>muh allerrggiiesss>muh regggsss>muh looiiceennseeeeeeno charaacter is ever allowed, it's all so tiresome/ go find a fucking sovl.
>he is canada's number one
>>152538287looks like Susie Dent after a titjob and some hair dye
>>152538441
The modern face of America.
>paymoneywubby v. Yabba the Hut
muttmerica vs canada
remember to stand up if you love the darts
Imagine Trump's America hosting the World Darts Championship....100,000 people getting pissed in an American football stadium, with F-16s randomly flying over, Beyonce giving performances between sets, and a rotating US flag themed dart board in the middle.
>>152538578thanks I hate it
>>152538578rather watch 2025 lakeside lad
>>152538578Instead of F16s can we have A-12s please?
>>152538578Don't get Uncle Barry so excited at his age.
>>152538578and no foreign players because you have to pledge alliance to the king of the universe Holy Father Donald and give him your trophy if you win the WDC.
Come to think of it, darts are a bit old skool, maybe it'd be more MERICA to just shoot the board.
>>152538603rather watch 2020 indigo lad
>>152538578Don't forget the designated even shooter showing up and refreshing the tree of liberty with blood of patriots.
Campbell averaging 75 in a match he has to win to stay on the PDC Tour. Pathetic but he's been clinging on for years. Had to end at some point.
>>152538397this but unironically
>>152538458
Murrica really is just the most vile, retarded place on earth.
>>152538397Footballdartsmas was cancelled. It’s SkySportsmas now
cheeky tenner on Raymond winning only 3 legs in total and will cry after the match
>>152538653>2020 indigogrim, but anything is preferred over the land of the amerilards
>Niko Springer lost to this
>>152538854>2025 Pisslock had a positive legs differenceGrim
how the fuck is this ranked 54 in the world, kek?
>>152538854worst ANZ player better than 3rd best kraut?make it make sense
>Amerifats
why does sevada look like an average black woman? and throws darts like one as well
>>152538287I'd shag her desu
Slowly getting excited for Barney, this is his time lads
>>152538886https://www.dartsrankings.com/breakdown?p=362Was defending 25k from 2 years ago after he beat Wade. If he wins this game Mario Vandenbogaerde is off the PDC Tour.
luv basti and the robster
>Continentals malding about AmericaCome on lads you're better than this
>>152539034his time was 15 years ago, fuck needs to retire for real now
>>152538287Oh I'm sorry, can you just remind me how many BDO Women's World Championship quarter-finals you've reached? Yeah, thought so. Pipe down when the lady is speaking.
>>152538854>PUSEY
>Amerimaths
why the fuck is this the first match? this should be on last when everyone is asleep
>>152539080PDC have forced him to change his nickname for the worlds. They don’t think ‘The Magnet’ Tim Pusey is appropriate.
I hope Barneveld chokes and breaks down and quits darts forever like he always does.
>>152539078>BDO Women's World Championship quarter-finalistNever forget dart one of that match.
>>152539158Top lad kek
>>152539170literally me
>Leaf dartsExpecting a Campbell spiral now as he decides to average sub-60
Many people are saying this year is Barney’s year.
>>152539222nobody is saying that
This year is Barney’s year>>152539158Kek
>>152539233Trips beat dubs I’m afraid.
>>152539246can't check out on tripz tho
>>152539158>it’s realKekhttps://7news.com.au/sport/aussie-fan-favourite-tim-pusey-banned-from-using-risqu-nickname-at-world-championships-c-20453135
are we cheering for the scot or the mexican?
>>152539158we need an owen bates vs tim pusey semi final this year
Leafbros...
A FUCKING LEAF
>Camplel
Rake'd
Leaf loses his card. Good fucking riddance.
grim
Raked. Remarkable he'd held his card for 4 seasons. Now the hopes of Maple ranking darts rest on Jobber Jim Long.
>REMEMBER BARNEY FROM THAT AMAZING MATCH ALMOST TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO?! dude fuck off
DAY OF THE LEAF NEVER
That hair transplant is gonna take hold any day now
>>152539078corr calm down lad she isn't going to shag you
>>152537714Who the hell has time to watch the afternoon sessions? I have to work
BARNEY ARMY FOREVER
>>152537714honestly didnt watch a single one in the last weekbetter to just get it up on youtube later when im comfy
>>152539448>he didn't take vacation during the worlds
>>152539448I work a desk job that pretty easily allows me to watch the arrers either at the office or at home
that hairline always makes me kek
you can do it barney
>>152539460Basado
>>152539448i have watched every single game so far and will continue to do so until the worlds is overdon't cry for me
BARNEY ARMYBARNEY ARMYBARNEY ARMYBARNEY ARMY
If Barny loses i will be an hero
>>152539233I just said it’s his year
>>152539448>workingLmao
BARNEYARMY
God I'd love Barney to lose this, the miserable cunt.
BARNEY
>>152539474>>152539481>>152539481Damn... im jealous, i work in healthcare
OF THE WOOOOORRRRRRRRRLD
Barney Army bros, I’ve heard that many people are saying Barney’s got a run in him. This year is our year.
THE DOYEN OF DUTCH DARTS
>>152539496need to be able to afford those £8 pints of carling next time the premier league rolls into town
>people talk about some fossil's hairline while i'm in my 20s looking like vegeta
>>152539448feel bad for you wagies when its footballdartskysportsmas
>>152539510The trick is to take your leave over the year and "forget" to put it on the system. It's how I manage to have 3 weeks off at Christmas every year.
>>152539512>would play Dweeb in R2>then Dross/Dab in R3Problem is he gets NUKE'D in R4
How much head shaking will we see lads?
Wait didnt barney do a year long retirement tour? Is that a mandela effect or something wtf
Did Barney ever grow his hair out after getting those plugs, or is he just happy with his Bam Bam Bigelow hairline?
>>152539543hittler will get clogged by rBarney
as if you can beat Swiss autism
>>152539554It's a tattoo
>>152539531Better hop on fin and min before it's too late
>>152539547Yeah but his Mrs left him and he got a new younger bird so he came back because he needs the money
>>152539572proper grafter is barney
>>152539547Yes. Then Covid hit. Sex Man Beaton is going to go back to Q-School for a similar reason (retired then the Seniors Tour dried up).>>152539557>forgetting they played each other 2 years ago and Ray got whacked
Wish I could grow a beard like him
>>152539572plus the arse fell out the exbo circuit at the time due to the coof
>14-darter from bellmontalways against him
>>152539590I can live in hope my lad
>>152539572worst gold digger route you can take. Find a depressed, dogshit and retired darts player and then push him to get back to make money.
>when you are too shit to get in the premier league so you pretend to retire to get a spot
>broken in set 1AND HERE COMES THE HEADSHAKING
im literally watching this live on sky sports so HOW is flash scores ahead of what i'm seeing
it's over
>that single oneI FEEL A SHAKEY HEAD COMING ON
het is voorbij
>>152539621Sky sports dont even know what round it is
>>152539618We starting to bust quite early already
>>152539621Im watching this on my IPTV and it's about 30 seconds behind, so if you could all wait at least that long before posting it would be appreciated thanks.
>headshaking intensifies
>>152539621Stop taking drugs
>>152539621Sky delays the feed so they can mute naughty no-no chants.
BELLI BOYRaylong already looks fed up
>>152539590like it was yesterday
god I hate barney
het is compleet, volledig en totaal klaar
>headshaking mentioned
How did this mental midget ever win anything?
>>152539671he had a wife that actually loved him and supported him
>>152537473well>>152539671he could eat what he wanted then
>Sometimes all i need is the air that i breathe an to love you
god i love barney (the dinosaur) (the purple one)
>>152539666checked het is voorbij
I still maintain that Barney in his pomp with all the swagger he had on the stage is best player ever to watch
If Barney wins hebben we een serieus probleem.I can't stand this dumb cunt.GWAN BELLMONT!
Barneybros... I'm starting to think that this year won't be Barney's year...
You just got STINKED ON by the Smellmont
I thought the Swiss were all chads that spent their days skiing and shooting bears, where the fuck does this fat ogre come from.
still can't get over that tattoo hair
>>152539698it's his smooth stylesmoother than beaton's even
>>152539693I love this gif.
>>152539693One of the most perfectly framed camera shots in darting history.>1 set away from humiliation>the visible gulp>Big Daddy laughing as he retrieves his darts
>James Wade vs. filthy foreignerWe've seen how it goes previously
>>152539704i thought they were into guns and chocolate
is wadey going to shout in that jap's face like he did asada?
Barneybros...>>152539693>>152539717I lel every time
lmao
>>152539739love this gif.
>>152539704This is the guy who raped and rampaged across the Italian peninsula for five centuries.
Smellmont vs Plaisier, final destination
Based Barney, he’s taking it the full 5 so that the Army get to see as much of him as possible
>>152539704He is one of the mountain men
can't stand mar-dell
>altijd tegen mijhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc5WoM2NK2E
>Ancestors are chad vampire hunters>He's a fat neckbeard
>Barney
Time for a tactical mars bar
>those double attempts
Whose the fat bloke?
Is it over, Barneymaniacs?
>>152539739didn't Wade get in hot water over some racist social media posts or something?
pls retire raymond
>>152539759Hannibellmont
>altijd tegen mijthird time this match>>152539799always keksomeone post the one with him in the tram looking at a fight
2026 will be our year la
He looks so deflated. Barely even trying. Just get this washed up bum off the stage already.
James wade HATES japs
>sikth
PLEASE RETIRE *clap clap, clap clap clap*
>>152539817/180/ led me to believe that this was Barney's year
>>152539772He's definitely got himself some new pussy, I've never heard him sound so happy. The Rio Ferdinand of darts.
>>152539800Nah, it was the post match interview
grim annual humiliation ritual
>this clutch set dart finishingBased stinky man
>>152537447don't have to
chizzy v sherrock tomorrow is going to be proper dimes
hopp holland hopp
>>152539852fuckin hell ive been waiting all week for this one
>>152539852the professor is going to slaughter her
>>152539852I hope Chizzy is too dim to get distracted.
chizzy is a feminist
chizzy is a fem
>>152539799This could only happen to Barney
>>152539844Hope the golem of the alps crushes the barn. And barns will cry, and he will quit and die.
eating wokkels
changed darts, comeback time
>used shit darts on purpose to make Smelly think he could winBased Barney
Really needs to pack it in doesn't he
God Mardle is unbearable
Great energy management from Barney here. Used light darts at the start of the match then switches to heavy so he's not tired for the crucial legs.
How can one man look this just'ed
>>152539927>energy managementkek completely forgot about that
>>152539927Based energy management poster
>>152539927>changing darts mid-match againDidn't he do this recently and it backfired massively
its so over
>>152539940I watched this episode today.
can i just say:bellmont looks DISGUSTING
>>152539943has it ever worked for any player in history?
>>152539927Yeah, some good defensive darts in the first couple of sets, expect him to go on the attack now.
>>152539943Well it can hardly get worse this time.
>>152539852pikachu praying that chizzy wins so that he doesn't have to play a woman
>that 9 darter attemptSwiss? More like miss
>>152539953DISGUSTINGly good?
>one leg to gozak in elkaar joh kk gek
>>152539953the beard makes him look so much older and grosser.
God, I love seeing this miserable cunt get beat in the most hilarious way possible. Makes my Christmas every year
bellmont looks canadian
Bellmont underdog to win it all
>>152539912Did you get your Christmas ball from the bonus?
He should try smiling and enjoying it
>>152539964>Hagenees already fuming and planning to destroy a bus stop before the match is over shocker
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
COMEBACK
Comeback is on
Need a Dutch friend to send me some Hamkas.
Not sure if already crying or just usual expression.
looks like he’s in a bit of barney rubble hehe
cmon belli show the bellend who's boss
finnbro is it true there is a slanted eye scandal in finland at the moment because everyone keeps pulling their eyes back like chinese people over there
ngl it pisses me off when some random fat cunt starts playing the best darts of his life... erggh just go have a shower
JUST
>the city of barney
Finding those m&ms abit annoying tbqhwuTook me 5 attempts to get the captcha. What the fuck is this
Wrecked by a stinky swiss golem lmao
>BarneyTip top lel>>152539952Based. One of the best episodes.
>>152539977didn't even know
GET FUMIGATED
kwab
>LOSING 3-0 TO CHEESE
Cannot WAIT for the Justin Credible blog after this one.
Well, can't say I'm surprised, at this point it seems like routine. To be honest, I'm more surprised that he's still hanging around top 32.
Lads it seems a bit unfair that the rest of them are playing against normal people but Barney had to play an ogre using biological warfare against him.
Take your meds, it's Wadey time
>>152540013Can confirm. Started with Miss Finland doing it first and then when she got canned, the True Finns (pretty much the UKIP of Finland) party members got on the act after that.
>>152540024You belong in the mongpit
>>152540062god i love finlandnever a dull day
>>152540062lakupiippu
Gonna have a Baileys to celebrate that one
The toppest eighth of the draw is now set:>Littler v David Davies>Cullen v Mensur>Heta v Bellmont>Cross v WhiteOne of these players will still be in the Worlds come New Year's Day.
>>152540062erling haaland was like one chromosome away from being finnish
>>152540089>no Paul Limgulag
>>152540089Reckon I know which one
>>152540013Aren't they already a bit slanty eyed themselves though?
>>152540089i believe in mensur to save us from littler
>>152540101based Smellmont enjoyer
>>152540108No idea where you got that from
>>152540089It will be White, of course.
Anna or Emma, lads?
>>152540117jej
>>152540117slavic couples
even fatter james wade
>>152540132Abigail
nippon power let's go
>>152540132None, Jacqui for life.
oh wadey won't like these jf antics one bit
Dart player… JAPAN!!!!
Fuck is this lads
Wadey bullies weebs
>>152540150At least she's toned down on the clown make-up recently; but she's still a suicidal mental case.
>>152540097That's the other side of the draw.Also forgot to say we're getting Sevada v Manby as a Last 64 match. The glorified World Players Championship rolls on.
what happens when luke littler plays a jap in a televised match? do they just leave out the nuke bit?
COME ON WADEY
>>152540132Anna tee bee aitch
For england, james?
if the weeb wins i will start watching anime
i fucking love james wade
i like anime
>>152540162Fully expecting Wadey to roar in his face. Then push him off the stage
the redhead cheerleader is a 10
>>152540185FOR ARTHUR
>Scenes from inside James head as all his voices recognise a genetic enemy
ginger nut or bourbon
THE GOAT
I'm left-handed and I have ADHD, he's just like me x
>>152540176>she's still a suicidal mental case.Right down my alley then
>>152540161good lad
>>152540205>purple hair
Odds on wadey sparking him out if he gets up to any tricks?
>>152540060Barney got what he deserved.
>>152540212I'm right-handed but play darts with my left hand and I'm a raging racist so Wade is just like me
Wade has been quoted as saying that anime is "for virgins".
If Azemoto was a drug dealer's phone, he'd be an AzeMoto G.
>that gut
>>152540199great thighs on her
For me it’s his wife
>>152540212wadey is /180/ manifested in the fleshfucking love rWadey
>>152540202hes getting out the wasp spray
serious question, was Azemoto originally a soft tip player? He’s really punching the darts in like
>>152540232Japan won't know what's hit it
Wish we had Sega Basada still here
he's got that lesbian cut
>>152540246he's a jap so I would say so, they love their soft tips over there.
the samurai fears the gammon
been watching some qt Japanese women play darts on YT
This should be quick, this gooks darts are all over the place.
Wadey vs. Evans will be some proper mental stuff
>>152540232That table leg is getting a lot of attention this tournament.
>>152540246>is a Japanese professional soft-tip and steel-tip darts playernot originally, he still plays both
>>152540263wade should bring out the bisto
>>152540246idk but i hate the way he throws, reminds me of some american woman off youtube who uses soft tip
The only Japanese darts player I care about is Suzuki.
>>152540267
>>152540274What did Autism mean with this photo shoot?
>>152540284
>>152540274>>152540294
>>152540294>board not set up correctly
>>152540294PEEKY FOOKIN BLINDERS
>>152540305The first and only time Luke Littler has seen a chess board.
>>152540301/ourguy/
whats a jewson
>>152540313I doubt he saw that, motherfucker can't read subtitles and sure as fuck can't understand English
>>152540319Most of the people who like it over here don't understand English or read subtitles but like it all the same
>>152540316The guy that killed Rob Reiner
>>152540324fucking kek but also true
Good solid start for /arenutter/
>>152540326Wahey
>>152540331>tfw you're an Afghan who needs to go to state-enforced rehab because you dress up like Tommy Shelby>tfw your human right loyah in england grants you asylum for this
>>152540353>where is callum rydz fromkek
>>152540353>tomorrow afternoonRydz v KovacsTricole v SakaiJoyce v BatesDe Decker v MunyuaABSOLUTE JOBBERFEST
>>152540353>related to Chris DobeyThat's Google, baby.
>100 check to breakThe first of many?
SOMEONE POST WEBM OF THE QT NOW
>tfw no qt japanese gf
If Azemoto was a conquistador, he'd be deSoto.
>>152540393>>152540407that girl almost made me start posting jav again
>>152540353>Welsh darts player>English darts player>Chris Dobey>Scottish Darts player
Here's a RARE Haruki from her World debut in 2009/10 having lost to Ronnie Baxter
wadey masterclass
>>152540410If Azemoto takes your polaroid, he az a photo.
>tfw foreigners
>>152540476>tfw battering foreigners
How come it says GB on the back of his shirt but the england flag on the scoreboard. am i reading too much into it
>>152540512Yes.Azemoto getting absolutely twatted here. Wade v Ricky will be fucking hilarious
>>152540476>>152540485>Jew
>>152540393corr
is it ... is it our year?
Wade referring to himself as "Fat Man" in the build up to this
>>152540393jana?
THIS IS HIS YEAR
That's another eighth completed, the sixth section of the draw:>Wade v Evans>Sevada v Manby>van Veen v Soutar>Beveridge v RazmaShould be Meds v Chud in the L16. But you never know.
>glance at the Japanese fans>"ooh, i nearly said the word"
Hier kommt die Sonne!
HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE
Time for die Utermensch
>>152540485>tfw winning against foreigners
>ricky evans is pretty happy right now, he's got a girlfriend>for the first time everbased wade
>>152540637I apologise to all Germans for this anon's botching of your grammar.
any wasp updates from this evening?
GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE!
>>152540664I'm 37, still waiting for my first one
HYUK HYUK HYUKGAWRSHBurton's nickname really should be Goofy. Not fucking Bertie.
lush these lasses lads xbritish women finest in the world x
Like looking into a mirror
>>152540694>>152540695one for the grandads
let's gö
blonde bints
Uter!
>>152540688eenendertig, ik ook
Ohne dich fuhlt es so leer.
hope uter does well at the worlds for once
>Now this looks like a jobber to me
I WISH WAS LAVAR BURTON
>so everybody just (You) at me
>>152540694wew, and I thought our broadcast had unattractive "women"
anyone seen this german lads list?
>>152540778No, but i've been in one of his lifts
wasn't this sneedler jobbing on doubles together with whtlock in round 1 a few years ago?
Fuck Springer and Pikachu, soon the BEST german duo will be back.
Schindler ist supergeil.
we get it lad you took gcse german
BASED UTER
>>152540771we need jacqui
>>152540825>>152540834Seems Sneedler has had his share of big stage losses and now handles the pressure better. Springer may need a few more of those.>>152540844This.
>>152540815
>>152540863>Perfect with beerGood that they wrote it on the package, I'm sure the average lad who buys this needs a reminder.
>>152540806Well remembered; 8 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRdSGJNnPKw>>152540885That doesn't even look like the same person.
>Uter getting whitewashed in the setlol wut
>sneedler
>>152540815sovl
commence eurojobbing beep boop
>who will he sting nextAmazing little feature.
Uter it is not yet time to eurojob
BLACK AND YELLOWBLACK AND YELLOWBLACK AND YELLOW
>>152540943I'm surprised we've had nobody nicknamed The Hornet or The Wasp. I know Jeff Springer Jr. is The Stinger
>>152540929It is. And I want to take this moment to remind everyone that if Max Hopp remains undefeated in this tournament (he currently is), he will be the new world no.3 when it is over.
>>152540896it's really been 8 years? oh boy, I'm watching this for way too long
that Tom Holland ad is the zestiest thing i've ever seen
>leave the church in the village
>I begged you to put me on first, I begged you.
>>152541009kek
Burton HAS to be like below 85 IQ wise right? Look at his retarded face.
>>152541033Anglo saxon warrior face
>>152541033>I moved here from Ipswich and they said I'm slow
Duzza going all Auf Wiedersehen Pet there.
>>152538367just called her, she sounds overweight
I've been having runny shits for like 2 weeks straight. Is this what it is like being American?
>>152541085True americans shart themselves in a walmart
uter is actually good now, what the fuck?
Bye bye Stephen Burton, nobody will miss you from the Tour
the goat and littler
>>152541104What was once bad is now goodWhat was once good is now bad
>>152541033he is from ipswich so there is a high chance he is inbred my lad x
Germans on the march you say
DIE FAHNE HOCH
germans in london? whatever happened to brexit meaning brexit
>>152541144Bloody starmer reversed ent he?
How can Sky expect Duzza to concentrate with those legs in his eyeline?
>the scores tonight were a perfect palindrome
>>152541168Nice, well noticed!
night lads
queen fallon!
>>152541213Was a good evening sesh, see you tomorrow.
good night everyone, before bed i will offer a prayer and sacrifice an innocent virgin to make wade win it all this year
>>152541168TENET
>>152541241>sacrifice an innocent virgindon't an hero yourself, krautfren. Schindler won tonight
>>152541331kek
>>152541331based, i walked right into that one
got my van gerwen top washed and ready for tomorrow evening
And so that was Day 7. Unsurprisingly the place we start is after yet another Worlds disaster for Raymond van Barneveld, whose disinterested display was brutally punished by Stefan Bellmont. Incredibly Barney performed far better than last year's comedy exit to Nick Kenny, but given the Dutchman only had eight attempts at double in the entire match, it's obvious he should think about packing the darts away once again. It would be unfair to discredit Bellmont's performance, who showed clutch finishing throughout to deny van Barneveld any further opportunities at the outer ring. This means that Raymond's last Worlds win remains the 4-1 L32 hammering of the now-Tour Cardless Jim Williams two years ago; will he even return to Ally Pally this time next year?Speaking of other useless fuckers who have fallen off the Pro Tour, both Matt Campbell and Stephen Burton join The Quiff in the Q-School quagmire after both lost 3-1. Campbell's was easily the far more humiliating of the two as the Canadian lost the opening set on his own throw to Adam Sevada while averaging 75, levelled the match and then binned two darts at D10 and then D4 to take the lead as his American opponent conveniently hit D4 to go ahead. Ginja Ninja just gave up and got whitewashed in the fourth, which is a rather fitting way for him to lose his Card. For Burton, he lost the opening set with the darts to Martin Schindler and then bizarrely whitewashed The Wall in the second, only to then lose six straight legs with Schindler averaging 99 in the end. The night's other match saw James Wade drop just a single leg against Ryusei Azemoto, with the Machine averaging close to 95 with very little resistance from his Japanese opponent for a first Worlds win in four years!Tomorrow sees the likes of Michael van Gerwen, Jermaine Wattimena, Ryan Joyce and Mike De Decker begin their Worlds campaigns. There is also the "fascinating" prospect of Dave Chisnall versus WOMAN!!!!!!!!
>>152541428TYBOP!
TYBOP!
>>152540815seele
>>152541428tybopit
gm sirs