god bless australia edition
>>152539683this be the threadi deleted mine
>>152539781based but also wtf yours was more ontopic than mine
Good morning alf
>>152539920gma
I'm livid today
>>152539823im not going to thread split and both will get autosaged anyway
Morn
harley reid is albanian
>>152541024No. That's not true. That's impossible
>>152541226Smug looking cunts
>>152539683g'day chaps. honk honk bruddas
>>152542307There's a reason our counter has 4 digits and yours doesn't
Hate speech is officially banned. I want nothing but niceposting in these threads from now on alright
I hate this heat
Hot at Adelaide oval today lads
adelaide oval, now that's a stadiumnothing like being on the hill for a showdown, mogs the mcg
don't tell me you're working?
>>152544224No but I'm working on it
Adelaide Oval is fine, but it was better when it was a cricket ground not an AFL stadium
Adelaide oval is kino always has been. Too bad Adelaide is a shit hole just a larger version of Geelong.
I cant go to the footy and just sit in a seat the whole time i hate that shit, i have to stand
What is the best field goaler in your opinion?
Whatever, the stadiums are what they are
i pissed in the sink at work yesterday arvo after my IBS colleague blew up the toilet and went home
>>152544476is this what office work is like?
>>152544921Yep, you have to listen to your collegues take the worst shits imagineable on a regular basis
>>152542990>>152542675 just said hate speech wasn't allowed champ
the nrl are jews and afl house has an obligation to be the akrams
>>152541895wow that's a lot to consider
>PM Albanese confirms the 'Eureka' flag will be subject to a Federal ban, among other sweeping changes in response to Bondi massacreAh. Good. No more racist fuckwits in the football stands. Hopefully this will end racism in the AFL once and for all.
>>152545366declaration of war against the good people of Ballarat innit
lol
>>152545674true
Banes just gonna win again unnitYou just feel it
Got called 'boss' today by the young chap at Hungry JacksI almost threw my drink in his face
what's wrong with being called boss, champ?
>>152545930They're all tard translations of "sir," don't overthink it.
had to wait on a table when i wokred at the pub one busy night and champed a bloke dining with his family. he was FUMING
>>152545965savage
>>152545965If you champed me you'd wake up in hospital
me mum died in the holly
>>152546184kek
>>152545320take a stab at it.
>poosh is in /cric/ posting NSFW content
love her
>he's posting in /cric/jeetlol
I hate spilling food on my clean shirt
>>152545366>islamic terror attack>better ban an aussie flagwhat a spastic
>>152541414Nah Will is a good boy, Levi in the other hand looks like a right cunt
>>152546727hate is hate, chudcelanti-government sentiment is hate
5th fucking time bulleen hungry jacks has forgotten my dipping sauce
i've only been to sydney once almost 20 years ago. the kfc i went to didn't serve bacon because they were all muzzies. seemed like a shithole.
>>152546960nigga who asked???
>>152546838good you could do without the calories you fat fuck
>>152546964based sydneyspergtry not to get jihad'd mate
Really hope that's a proxy
>>152547047This will get you named, shamed, professionally retired, etc in a few years
>>152547124this could have been you
>>152547059>>152547071I've had the same IP for the past 5 years.I am the only person who posts from this IP address.I am the sole person with access to this device.I recognise every post made from this device.
>>152547124Apparently she got her best friend to come into him and he took the bait
>>152547125How can you fuck that up? Two kids, two premierships star midfielder and he has to go root her best friend and she's not exactly ugly herself.Damn.
>>152547132Yeah recognise it as not your own iykim haha
>>152547139why do women play games like this
>>152547124Welcome to the iggs Lachie. 1 year deal with the option to extend depending on performance and games played.
>>152547125but you were intrigued by a certain notorious image board on the internet
>>152547150other way roundthe wife is from WA and will go home
>>152547168More than happy to welcome her home iywim in this troubling times for her.
cheers
>Max King undergoing another knee timeoutYeah he's in strife
>>152547276these cunts are gonna be 30 and they will get talked up as having huge potentialfucking hate shit cunt tall forwards that peak in u18 bullying undersized kids
>>152547124told you he was meant to come back to WA. should have just listened to your wife and handed in that trade request, locky
see you later champ
>did rapesuh oh no australian visa for you
i don't want to live in this world anymore
>>152547498based rob walls
oy vey viz za hate
>>152547139The one thing I learnt at trade school. The teacher told the class if you're ever tempted to cheat on your wife never root a friend or relative of hers. Make sure she doesn't know your wife at all.
>>152547139>w*menfrog_sipping_teacup.jpg
nick daicos lol
just farted
I am living IN HELL
>>152547124imagine analing that
im drugged up lads
>>152547420The Iggs came to him halfway through the year and he shut them down.
Hope Dan Andrews is ok
Hope Dan Andrews is not ok
>>152547739The coerced vaxxing and being locked up for 2 years is ancient history mate. Time to forgive and forget.
>>152547751Shut up, faggot.
>>152547754Don't give in to hate
Someone post those screenshots from instagram on big footy about the Neale rumour, can’t open them because I don’t have an account and I’m not making one
>>152547849no respect a persons private life you weirdo
Found a giant wood moth wtf didn't know moths get that big
>>152547849Post what exactly? She's just posting images from Perth while Lachie is absent.
FOWF
>>152549777nice trips
>>152550324shit i didn't even notice but ty
>>152550666also meant lol, lmao even but got trips againfuck me
>>152550666>>152550700time to play the lottery buddy
>>152549777>>152550666>>152550700damn
hello
morning ladsmade it through without being autosaged
4 more hours and I can pour a drink
>>152552198just have one now mate
>Dan Andrews, former Premier of Victoria, has died, according to close family members. The 53 year old had been admitted to the Monash Clayton Hospital several days ago for an undisclosed medical issue.TURN ON CNN LADS
>>152552279>Due to appear in court over bike boy coverup >Mystery illness
>amerimutt coming into this thread to post off-topic shit about our politicsfuck off spacky
many are saying I should watch this sport
>>152552279I'll eat a donut in his honour if it's true
Why do these threads exist? The fuck is there to talk about other than Silvagni's boy being a rapist? >>152552957Watch Rugba Leeg instead. More entertaining to watch on tv while AFL is much more attendance based and parochial. NRL is pretty similar to NFL as well, and the players are way more retarded so more funne
>>152553339fuck off nrlspergwhy the fuck does your worthless sport even have a general? nothing to talk about happening in coconut smash either, and you get three posts a day max anyway. cunt right off you worthless spastic.
>his sport is less popular than tennis
whatre you getting your bf for xmas lads
>>152553490meth mostly iykwim haha
>>152547124Sad!
>>152547523tafe really kitting out our next generation of tradies with the critical thinking skills and skillsets neccessary to build the new Australia.>measure twice cut once? nah fuck it. just send it mate.
>>152553652like you've ever had a root, freo spastic
>>152547849This is the girl apparently. She and Mrs Neale both stopped following each other on insta
>>152552198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU
>>152553704what a generic looking woman
>>152553765this is that new ugly-women-in-vidya trend that spegs get flustered over, isn't it?
>>152553652damn shes gorg
gossiping like a bunch of women
>>152547849
>>152553777trips don lie, kevin.
>>152553807sook bitchits on topicfaggot whinging cunt
>>152553652Who she gazing at
the walls are closing in on the lions
*be's waiting at bus stop
heard a rumour about a high-profile brisbane man
>Players added to Victoria for the State of Origin - Zach Merrett, Patrick Dangerfield, Caleb Serong, Ed Richards, Josh Battle, Lachie Ash, Blake Hardwick
>>152553908At least he didn’t almost kill someone while pissed like Chairman Dan’s wife
>>152553956>A tearful Premier Jacinta Allan has said she is deeply embarrassed after her husband, Yorick Piper, was stripped of his driver’s licence for drink driving during a morning trip to the supermarket.>“Yesterday morning, just before 9am my husband Yorick was driving to the supermarket in Bendigo to pick up some groceries when he was pulled over for a random breath test,” Allan told media on Friday morning.nigga was shitfaced before 9am tho. >inb4 he's just like me
>>152553950>Lachie Ashthe afl's worst ball user
>>152553988>Yorick Piper
>>152554010>alas poor yorick, I knew him well... pissed as a fart at the cockrell's crow
remember when cam mcarthy blew .3 or whatever it was
any truth to the rumour it was sam draper and oscar allen who vandalised a brisbane mosque ?
>>152554074>He recorded a blood alcohol reading of 0.414, more than eight times the legal limit.Writing was on the wall
>>152554101based mosque defacer
>>152553908>>152553956>>152553988Premier spouses and alcoholism, name a more iconic duo
>>152554921you and reddit
>>152554949zing!
>>152554921Australia and diversitytolerance and acceptancewomen and respectchange and change>and finallybeer and summer!
I’m 29 and have never even kissed a girl
>>152554949BANG
>>152555157perhaps if you spent less time here moping about your kissless status (or more likely just reposting what some poor fuck typed once on another board and your just repost it for autistic/funny reasons known only to yourself and your figurine collection} and more time doing OTHER THINGS, you might just lock lips with someone withqho identifies as a girl and you'll move on with your life.
>>152555476happy times
Doesn't feel like Friday.
>>152555963you should come to mosque and pray, brother. then it will feel like a Friday. afterwards we go for shisha and bang some white sluts.
Wh do muslims watch so much porn? Is it part of their religion?
>>152556403learn new and exciting techniques to keep their goat's eyes from wandering
>>152547139>not knowing the moral of 'the ill advised curiosity' from don quixoteserves her right
>>152554058good one anon
>>152556661glad you had a giggle. we're not all dumb tradies here.
>>152547139>Shit testing your husband and father of your childrenWhy do women do this sort of shit? Assuming this is true (big if) this also means that he likely didn't fuck the friend, just was receptive to her advances, so it's the sort of thing that can be repaired.Imagine if she got her friend to try and seduce him to see if he would go for it and the friend actually fucked him.
>>152556769smart tradies rise up
>>152555476tanner should have claimed to be an abo
>>152556910*should of
>>152557229
>>152556817still on smoko outside the high school library ay.
>>152556910trans-abo is the new get out on bail free card >>152541895
the egg will be on the nsw police kaffir dog's faces when it is revealed that those proud brave mujaiden were merely travelling to the sandy den of the jew pigs to leave boquets of flowers to dishonor the dead infidel scum. and afterwards go see a musical. then bang some white sluts. then do bridgeclimb.
Remember stay hydrated team, and let's finish the year pushing some strong sales across the board!
been smashing this on the tradieo almost as hard as the woodys on the way to the site. catchy and she s still a sxy bit o fuckmeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5Zcou91yA
>>152558661I like Kylie and Christmas songs but not a fan of this.
been smashing this on the gaydieo almost as hard as the twinks arses on the way to preseason training. catchy and she s still a sxy bit o fuckmeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_taqVfKDo
>>152558661Loved that little minx growing up
>>152558661a photo of kylie exposing her beautiful bare feet is one of my earliest masturbation memorys. it occured on the toilet i believe in one of mums magazines like cleo or cosmo. i also liked to smell the little perfume sample that was in the cardboard.
>>152558661that is fucking SLOP, about as Christmassy as hindus serving up lunch on a woolies ad.
>>152559104kurobaex is fuckedand im never installing chance
it’s joever
>>152560784Pretty unequivocal. Losing a husband and a best friend at the same time would be pretty tough.
>>152560784I hope he's insured with Youi. Divorcces can be expensive.
>>152560784>bane just lost the moral victorywell well well seems like 2025 has just become a *
>>152560784Of course those dickheads do more nasty Vegas tier degeneracy, serves anyone right simping for footy druggies
>>152560988Didn't Brisbane have some kind of pre-season scandal in both their recent premiership years? This virtually cements back to back to back.
>>152560784This dumb hole just cost us a threepeat
>>152560784kek brisbane fleeced AGAIN
>>152560943>Divorce insurancelol would probably be pretty lucrative prior to the 1960s. Would be an absolutely disastrous business model now.
>>152561049Wouldn't be a Bane premiership without a pre-season scandal. The planets are aligning.
yeah neale is leaving brisbane end of next season
>>152560784This could have been you but you were inquisitive about a certain notorious internet image board.
>>152561113Which team is going to trade their first round picks for a physically and emotionally damaged Neale?
>>152561113He'll have to she's gunna take the kids west so he wont wanna be stuck on the other side of the country.Welcome to the iggs Lachie.
>>152561160a trade?no he is going to geelong for 200k a year
>>152561177soon
Is bad culture good culture?
>>152561214There's a reason he left fremantle and flew 7000 miles to the other side of the country to play football in a non-afl state.
>>152561226dont forget that joe daniher spits on womens shoes as a joke
>>152561261didn't know that one not very nice old joey
>>152561226Having less chromosones is a good thing
>People are so threatened by Brisbane's superiority they have to drag tabloid relationship drama into the culture argumentSee you at the MCG next September.
>>152561226those doddery dickheads treat bf like an online bloke woman's weekly. constantly outraged and tsk tsking. i'd like to take a shit in all their servers
hey fellas what's afl?
>>152561329GO AWAY
>>152560784So was the shit test a real thing? or did Lachie just fancy her bestie and actually rooted heror was the shit test real but they actuall fugged so it backfired on jules?Also Jules is pretty hot dunno what was going through lachies head. If I had a hot wife like that I wouldn't cheat on her.
>>152561329australias largest domestic sport
>>152561329PLEASE
>>152555476thought that said escaped from jail for a sec haha
>>152560784Nobody would give a shit about this slag if she wasn’t married to Lachie. If you throw a dog a bone, you don't want to know how it tastes
damn brisbane are in trouble, give them some more priority picks
>>152561322It's like every reddit poster in Australia found their way to bigfooty. The community is insufferable.
>>152561375look at this sookscared of reading an opinion different to hisweak
>>152561335She's removed her (former) best friend from her social media along with Lachie so I doubt the shit test is real, more likely they just banged and someone made up the part about Jules being involved.
saving jews is a lucrative side hustle. con the fruiterer got 2.5m in a big novelty cheque.
>>152561375i think redditesc posting rules breed a certain psychopathic passive aggression
>>152561375>>152561335gotta love beetoota, right and rhyming slang
>>152561397yeah that's what i was thinking feel sorry for her don't worry Jules I'll take care of you
>>152561390>scaredNo. But I'm allowed to not like faggots and their faggot opinions and prefer to stay away from both when I can. Can't avoid them all though, I've still got you here, don't I?
>>152561426what a pretentious bignoting fuckwit you are kek
You now remember "Scotty from Marketing" and how terrible it was to live under his rule.
>>152561448Who cares?
That would sting so much, it would feel like your entire world just caves in around you. If you can’t count on your best friend and husband who can you? Hope she and the children all do okay. I was betrayed years ago and i still get a pit in my stomach just thinking about it.
>>152561453Name one thing that was terrible
>>152561390that exact statement would be better directed towards the sites like reddit an bf which excercise the sort of moderation which doesn;t allow for anything except the party line. but we're glad you are here, benefiting in the freewheeling exchange of ideas which give you your much cherished oppurtunity to act condecending until eventually you find something to take back to your comrades on wherever so you can get all outraged t0ogether and have a group wank to whatever marvel character gets you horny.
>>152561478Igg 4 lief
>>152561521I can't that's the point.
>>152561524Here’s a plain-English breakdown of what that passage is saying:It’s an aggressive, sarcastic rant aimed at someone the writer sees as politically conformist and smug. The speaker is basically saying:Your criticism would fit better on heavily moderated platforms (like Reddit or similar) where only approved opinions are allowed.Here, however, we allow open discussion, and you’re only here because it gives you a chance to feel superior and talk down to others.Eventually, you’ll cherry-pick something to report back to your like-minded friends (“comrades”) elsewhere.Then you’ll all collectively work yourselves into outrage and engage in juvenile, self-congratulatory behavior.The tone is deliberately insulting and crude. The overall message isn’t really about ideas so much as dismissing the other person as unserious, ideologically rigid, and motivated by social validation rather than genuine discussion.
>>152561478smart investment, he'll prob double it when he sells it to vikram in a few years. hope he leaves some bloodied cow heads in all the bedrooms and bathrooms when he goes. jai hind cunts.
>>152561524Correct
>He's running posts he doesn't understand through ai
>>152561524Yep.
not reading all that shit
>>152561554>It’s an aggressive, sarcastic rant aimed at someone the writer sees as politically conformist and smug.so? Im still right. chatjeetpt's pretentious shit version doesn't make my point less true.
>>152561610You understand why they want AI ubiquitous. They know they'll eventually be able to tell the average retard whatever they want through an AI and he'll buy it without a second's consideration. NPCs won't even be able to filter information themselves soon enough.
shut the fuck up you pack of spacks
>>152561644Have you ever thought about the fact that AI could stop all human creativity because everyone will use ai from the most complicated thing to the most inane thing so then ai will only be relying on things that were created in the past as the basis for ai's knowledge so nothing new gets created.but ai isn't the thing that's going to be the big disruptive technology their is another that is coming but I won't speak on it.
you guys really live in your own bubble, dont you?
Turkey, Ham, Lamb or Pork at Christmas at your place, /alf/?
>>152561717maccies
>>152561717>Eating meat
>>152561726Is this >>152561390 (You)?
My life is spiraling out of control. Everything keeps getting worse. I have nobody, I have nothing. And my football team is shit
>>152561717glass of port at the end of the night to finish it off
>>152560784Every player in the side will be questioning their relationships now and not focusing on the premiership>If it could happen even to Lachie what chance do I have?
>>152561773Iggs will get good again eventually.If you're a Bombers or Norf supporter then I don't know what to tell you.
>>152561717Turkey for me. The most underrated of meats. Slap some jam on it and you're in for a treat
>>152561483>tfw no shiner gf
>>152561707Yes. I've heard enough """diverse opinions""" to understand that it's jewish hypocritical horseshit. If you don't like the circle jerk here feel free to fuck off back to the circle jerk you usually frequent.
