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>>152540622Who is she?
>>152540639Gabriel Barbosa
>>152540644stop deadnaming her
Bem-vindos ao Portal Matvey SafonovSeu perfil brasileiro para falar sobre o melhor goleiro do planeta Sigam para acompanhar os conteúdos
Is this what Brazilian clubs look like now? I saw a BR say here last week something along the lines of "we don't want to turn into English football".
>>152540656>>152540639she goes by Juliana Wetmore now
>>152540672there's a limit of 9 foreigners per teamRed Bull is fighting to change that and allow more
RED LIGHTSTOPDO NOT PASS GODO NOT COLLECT YOUR MOONDIAL
>>152540711I thought CBF wanted to restrict more
>>152540719they thought about it but decided to keep that number
bomba do beleza nesse fio hj e vai jantar uma boa
>>152540672brazil cucks other sudacas out of their players (who aren't already cucked by europeans)
os captchas das bolinhas sempre me confunde
Not called mundial anymore.....
this bitter defeat on penales will give flamengo the fuel to win even more in the coming yearsyou antis better get prepared for the bayernization of brazilian fuchibolsee you next year to laugh at your garbage schizo faces once again
>>152540622aprendan a patear penales hijos de puta
>>152540747That means you're on the spectrum
bros, should I bake a cherry pie or a peach pie?both are in season
Oh no no no no
>losing 4 penaltiesKWAB (kek what a bosta)
>>152540672Brazilian players are bad, expensive, and play like they're doing the fans a favour. There's a British anon here on spee who regularly states that "the Premier League would be much better with no English players or coaches". I feel similarly about the Brasileirão. Of course there are exceptions, but the sentiment stands.
bros... danilo is not feeling well
>>152540791time de puta
Terrível o atendimento prestado pelos coveiros. Totalmente insensíveis, discutindo e brincando na frente dos familiares. E no final ainda fizeram alusão a ter que receber uma caixinha. Espero que ninguém tenha que passar por isso num momento de dor.
Why the fuck did it take my retarded ass this long to figure out how this completely retarded new captcha works
A timeless flamengo classichttps://x.com/William_Castro/status/2001385380520845671
i never even tasted cherry in my life
>>152540796>There's a British anon here on spee who regularly states that "the Premier League would be much better with no English players or coaches".Most likely a pajeet.
>>152540672i don't think you could find 5 PL clubs who regularly field 5 bongs in their starting line up
>>152540811they're good, you should try if you think you like berriesthey get crazy expensive when out of season, like R$ 120/kg. this is the best time to buy
>>152540672>5 BR and 6 gringosnot bad desu, considering how expensive BR players are when they're sold between BR teams.
>>152540811how about peach
>>152540820Chile's favourite club CP started five English players versus Man City on the weekend (they lost 3-0 at home).
Why is flamengo so.shit and their fans such losers that cant do anything right?
Se o time fosse esse:>Rossi; Paulo Henrique ex Vasco, Danilo, Léo Pereira, Reinaldo; Jorginho, Danielzinho (Pulgar), Arrascaeta, Luiz Araujo, Rayan, Yuri AlbertoO flamengo tinha ganhadoÉ difícil trabalhar com pessoas tão diferentes, você se sente mais confiante junto aos seus paresLIMITE DE ESTRANGEIROS JÁ!!
>>152540868You don't need foreign player quotas to voluntarily build a national squad. Why is it that Filipinho doesn't build a squad of Brazilians and field a mostly Brazilian team?
Even losing they robbed once more. 1 penalty1 disallowed goal for psgRobbers
remember Pedro from Flamengo?
wtf thiago silva just resigned out of nowhere
>captcha das bolasAlways the one with the biggest number>captcha das formasEither that half round half straight shape or the triangle>captcha das letrasToss up between the largest one, the numbers/"#%!@" and sometimes the differently colored (always white)
>>1525408361kg is a lot of cherries
>>152540905>out of nowhereit was reported since the elimination against Vasco
>>152540868
>>152540908yeah but I'm baking a pie, it calls for 800grams, unseeded
>>152540905He was already expected to leave prematurely as soon as this season was over. He left his family back in England (his son plays for Chelsea) and has been talking for at least a year about how hard it has been for him to be away from them et cetera.
>>152540905>living at sin city without your family playing in a shit club along with freytes and everaldo
Flamengo is a big disapointment and a.waste of money and resourcesThey were expected to win given the time and attention they fave to the matter and they failed
>>152540812Definitely a pajeet mate. That comment reeks of Birmingham
Really wish my ex would.stop looking so pretty in her instagram pictureAlso flamengo fucking lost
>>152540991>Also flamengo fucking lostsource?
>>152540997Check the matvey safonov portal
>>152540991block her you retard why are you still watching her crap
Зaлив - MиpDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
>>152541029Don't listen to him. Keep her on your Instagram, so you can text her while drunk
>>152540905And that's a good thing
The black guy in the room next to me is chimping out again
>>152541042that's what coworkers are for, not ex gfs
>>152541060my bad
>>152540639>she
>Homem que perseguia a atriz Isis Valverde há mais de 20 anos é preso no RioWe lost a copaliber today
wtf, I can't solve this!
>>152541103Kek
>>152541112Don't you dare bad mouth Mirassol
>>152541112Shitty meme, do better next time
You killed the man, but not the idea!
>>152541102Stalking requires patience, discipline, leaving your house, etc. not one of us.
>>152541112if riquelme doesn't win this copalib he should be publicly executedin monster hunter freedom unite of course
flamerda
>>152541079Should I call him a nigger?
Murió Pineidahttps://www.ole.com.ar/ecuador/barcelona-sc/barcelona-mario-pineida-muerto-asesinato-sicariatio-idolo-amarillos-samanes-4-disparos_0_x7XXOW0ens.html
And it is time for the traditional condescendent speech from the winning coach>"— Filipe pode treinar qualquer equipe do mundo, é muito jovem. Tudo que vimos na análise foi cumprido. Uma equipe que jogou com a bola de maneira perfeita, que também jogou no espaço. São muito rápidos. Claramente é o Flamengo. Esteve num nível muito alto. Fácil não, foi muito difícil, mas a mentalidade e a qualidade dos meus jogadores, de jogar um bom futebol.... Foi um prazer jogar contra o Flamengo"
>>152540906>captcha das bolas>Always the one with the biggest numberwhat's the logic here? with shapes and the characters the pattern is always two pairs that look the same and an odd one sticking out. the balls always feel like rng to me
>>152541185it's a fine line between being respectful and patronizing, remember when Tite gave his cariocão medal to Nova Iguaçu's coach?
>muito jovem>40 years-oldUhhhhhhhhhh....
>>152541234she will turn into a tia merendeira before réveillon
>>152541205tite is such a performative maleeverything he does, the way he dress, the way he talks, everything is so contrived
Can we make it a rule that everyone on /copalib/ has to post their hand so we dont have any monos here?
Test
>>152541254ok, you start, don't forget the time stamp
>we
>>152541158I can fix her
>>152541245Imagine a debate between Abel Braga and Tite
>>152541254but anon...I'm Armani...
A Barcelona de Guayaquil player got killed and nobody cares
>>152540672>bruno "cheater" henrique still playing despite getting caught in a bet scandal
as bolinhas do captcha novo estão me deixando maluco
gente e o chiqui tapia?
>4 gren flags in a row a fart and a peep, a common occurence these days
>poolistas getting filtered by the 4chan i.q testpottery
sir... the hand...
>Davide Ancelotti não é mais o técnico do Botafogo
>>152541350imagine if the portuga resigned from grêmio kek
>>152541283
>>152541254sir... we're waiting for the hand verification
>>152541350mf used botafogo to do a coaching internship
>>152541318I just went super loud in the work toiletEverybody heard but they pretend they havent
>>152541205I hated when the narrators used to say>valorizou demais a vitoria do time x>foi valente
>aunque Flamengo le llevo a los penaltis en un día que eleva a su técnico, Filipe Luís, y le encumbra para siempre. Hay entrenador serio aquí, atléticos.he really is going to atletico madrid
>>152541439Is simeone retiring
>>152541350no...
>>152541449they are probably fed up with simeone already
>>152541449He's going to River pleichi
Marquinhos deserves to be shot
>>152541501Realistically speaking, what the fuck is wrong with him? And why PSG doesn't kill him?
>>152541517What happened
Nigga who the fuck misses 4 penalties in a shootout lmao
>>152541358Amazing that this guy is already back
>>152541534PANAMABROKADIR WORLD CUP 2026
>>152541529Gave a penal to Flamengo and didn't score the easiest goal in the game in the end. And acted smug after their GK saved their ass
>>152541517He's a fraud. Thiago Silva made him look way better than the weak defender he actually is.
Ok i dont care that much about flamengo, please stop
>>152541534panama bro i love and forgive you for yesterday
>>152541536o flamengo dominou as sinapses no último terço na terceira variante do jogo, não seja canalha
niggas really didn't watch the gameit WAS de igual pra igual no matter what stats say
>>152541607People usually work in the afternoon
Heard Thiago Silva is freeWould you guys favour a cheeky return so he could finally play for our A team?
>>152541607>THE NUMBERS ARE LYING, TRUST MY EMOTIONS
>>152541629You guys have A teams?
>>152541183>>152541293you could've at least told us how fucking insane the situation is, I would've cared>Mario Pineida, (Barcelona de Guayaquil, ex-Fluminense) was assassinated by gunshot in front of a butchery in Equador>his wife was killed alongside him, and his mother wounded>hours before, Barcelona's president had revealed that the player had asked for special protection after receiving death threats>local news outlets describe how the country's football is going through a wave of violence against players, with at least 3 other murders this year
>>152541629apparently he wants to go live in London with his family
>>152541640what in the world
>>152541640SHOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THAT PK
>>152541791Pedro Alvares Pardal
>>152541791that's a lot of anos
>>152541629Barcelona de Guayaquil needs a new player, great timing
What's the purpose of the 2nd GK? We should have a GK just for defending penalties and one for the regular match. It'd also be a good idea to put the reserve strikers to practice penalty shots since they're the ones that will be playing at the end of the 2nd half
the referee should take a PK if he wants to annulate a goal
>>152541875I second this
>>152541875Instead of red cards, we should have a "lose 1 goal" card. Teams can get negative goals in a match
filipi luis, abel ferreira, diniz and jorge jesus, there's only four dts in brasil
They killed flamengo.
we should add a second ball, it's not fair that only one team attacks
>>152541541I’d rather notIt be better for him to play the whole winter in Brazil >>152541588I’m glad you didn’t die bro psychedelics aren’t for the weak of mind
>>1525417910 mundiais between them
Did ChileANO finally kill himself?
>copa secanuca killed cheque mafiaoh no no no no no
>kill themselvesIn my times we called it an hero
it's very rude to wish death upon someone
I don’t even wish for the death of my enemiesOtherwise how would I be entertained
>>152542044Even Riquelme?
>>152542087nah he's good
I only wish death on Pergolini
>>152542094Even Kirchner?
>>152542105Very specific
>>152542105Isnt that just a cheap wine brand
>>152542107he's already dead bro
>>152542105Who the fuck is that, Unc?
>>152542142The female one
>>152542159she's already dead bro
>>152542170still would
>>152542170nah, my gun failed
>>152542130that's bordolino>>152542239oh wait I might've switched timelines again, is palmeiras the team with the most mundiales?
Sorry paisas, Junior set the bar too high
I'm scared
red card for Vasco in less than 30 min
I'll never get tired of saying this: Corinthians' stadium is horrendous.
>>152542371They're gone bankrupt because of THAT
>>152542371and the funniest part is the club will go down thanks to it
>>152541791I wonder if BAP will kick him out for asking for too much money, like Flamengo ended up doing with Dorival after winning the Libertadores and the Copa do Brasil.
>>152542395There are no better options on the market. Vovjoda is getting 1,2mi in Santos, Zubeldia as well
>camisas negras>player wearing number 88>iron crossThey're not even trying to hide it
>8 green flags in a row 2 farts and a toot, what's happening today? had beans for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
>leg 1 of 2This match is a friendly.
>>152542407There wasn't a better option in 2023 either, LOL.
Brazil is a masonic-templar creation via the Orden de Avis and thus possibly the only baphometian country in the world
i won't even bother watching this shit, vasco is 100% losing like they always do when they face corinthians
>>152542448Better to go after Domenec Torrent or Paulo Sousa again
>>152542462Watch copacol which is a an actual final at least.
>>152541791delete this shit you motherfucker
>>152542477ok. also fuck anal
>manager is badLeaves Flamengo>manager is mediocreLeaves Flamengo>manager is good but the fans don't agreeLeaves Flamengo>manager is good but not good enoughLeaves Flamengo>manager is good but wants a raiseLeaves FlamengoAll roads lead to Sr. Waldemar
this will be the worst finals in copa do brasil history
>>152542477It's actually two legged as well if that's what you mean by real
>trollpost>>152542503>still manages to win titles despite changing manager every yearwhen you have a powerful squad, the manager is just another piece of it. Sadly Palmeiras haven't figured out it and still thinking Abel is some sort of Messias of football
>>152542521Yeah, but it's second, so it's for all the marbles unlike the first leg.
fuck anal indeed
I don't know which team is which. They should put on some colors
>>1525424412-legged finals are soul, kys
>Rafael KleinUgh
>Gallardo
>>152542552Colors are gay.
Anal scored
nice gk
cunnyrinthians is wearing a BYD sponsorship in this final
fuck offside
>slow thread during a finalCopa do Brasil confirmed not to matter
>>152542620new captcha filtered low iq posters (corinthianos and flamenguistas)
>>152542620Copa do Brasil's prize is 101mi BRL. Argentinians should be able to participate
>suffering againt Vasco at homeI HATE DORIVAL
Trikaschizo hereDo you think I'll lose my dignity for wanting Vasco to lose therefore Jewrinthians winning?
>>152542620corintinanos don't exist and vascaídos only appear when vasco score
>>152542635sneed
>>152542646Trikaschizo doesn't post in English, you liar
>>152542652
>>152542647Mesma jogada do gol do Cruzeiro. Tomar no cu
>20 min in>game already sucksRodallega exhausted all the kino from this year’s finals
Diniz joga bonito, arranca elogios dos saudosistas de 1982, mas sempre perde
Ricardinho commentating is so bad
>>152542253This is the good timeline, Palmares não tem mundial.
>>152542701I wish I could buy some sabão macaco
>>152540622I'm actually in love. I would move mountains for she (or he, I don't even care at this point)
Memphis the man unable to score legally
Name this mentally retarded faggot before I steam him and eat him
essa faxinha que o Memphis usa é coisa ridiculaCoisa de criança que se acha estrelaIgual o Gustavoberg Scarpa
>>152542731>himDon't you go guessing their pronouns
>>152542701He's much better than Caio Faggot and Ana Thais
>>152542691He won the Libertadores two years ago
>>152542748True. Crustaceans in particular get very offended by pronouns
Corinthians Paulista [0] - 0 Vasco da Gamanon-goal
Yuri Alberto marcou 18 gols em 2022, considerando todas as competições e clubes pelos quais passou naquele ano.Jonathan Calleri marcou 27 gols em 2022, todos pelo São Paulo, considerando todas as competições do ano calendário.
>calleri in big 2025l m a o
>>152542792
Quality of play in the Copa Colombia final is abysmal. Fucking disgusting. Gordona whining after every play to his teammates.
I really want some pizza casera
>>>
caralho, dois times merda, os caras não trocam 3 passes em sequência
Hulk, 39 anos, pior ano de sua carreira: 21 gols
>>152542882para de assistir replay de PSG e Flamengo
cade voce
>>152542882Hahaha yeahImagine getting knocked out by either of them
>>152542882>diniz vs dorival (both carried by refs)what did you expect?
>LibertadoresPalmeiras x Flamengo>SulamericanaAtlético-MG x Lanus>Copa do BrasilCorinthians x VascoSulamericana is turning into the best Sudaca competition
>>152542691Ele consegue fazer elenco lixo jogar pra frente. Merece demais esse título.
Só queria um empate nesse jogo
>>152542968Your wish will be granted.
>>152542958>Diniz>MerecerNunca vou me esquecer de ele levar os jogadores dos empresários amigo dele para seleção e usar o São Paulo como laboratório de saidinha
>memphis depay
>>152542991the odds of him wearing a spfc shirt in 2026 are 78%
>>152543020They don't have the cash to hire him
Everyone is a fraud everyone is carried by refs everyone is jewish according to the bald schizophrenic goblin that lives on this general
These dirty niggas are trying to get my colombiano injured
>>152543078Mais um colombiano maluco no Vasco
>>152543064Notice how reddit has a representative on the cancha but the fatasses at /copalib/ doesnt
Holy shit, this Corinthians is so bad that they make Vasco look good.
Parabens Flamengo pelo titulo foi dificil jogar contra a genteParabéns pelo título quase ganhamos nos penaltis
Parabens anon pelo titulo "postei a mesma coisa denovo"
>>152543133Ja deu parabéns pela Libertadores e pelo Brasileiro?
>>152543116Mas esse maluco é bem melhor que os anteriores
>>152543121>Palmeiras playing the Libertadores final>Corinthians playing the CdB finalO soccer is injusto
>>152543064is every cortiniano gay?
>we woll lose another CdB>against Vasco>AGAINST DINIZ's VASCOJust kill everyone
>>152543172anulo mufa
>>152543155What's Santos and Trikas played this year?
>>152543120>make a /copalib/ flag>go to the stadium and hang it>que possa é essa de cachorro cagando? tira essa merda aí>???>get lynched
>>152540622Curica
IS SÃO PAULO PLAYIG>NO>IS SÃO PAULO BEING MENTIONEDYES>WHAT DO WE CALL THSI FORGOT
>>152543195You could also just have a flag written copalib with nothing else attachedYou would probably be lynched regardless tho
>>152543064Bruhhh
>>152543120so you just choose to ignore all the "Torcedores Autistas" flags in every broadcast, huh?
>>152543211fine, If I get sufficiently bored I might make one for copinha
>>152543209Still hurts
brazilians are black and came from the jungle
>IPTV is not showing copa final>It did for the semis???
Copalib is the one hanging the motivational posters at the Botafogo matches
>>152543251How original
>>152543253The good teams are gone
>>152543190I don't sei, nor care
anal match is so much better btw
>>152542991Your club is collapsing, your team is shit, Diniz beat you and so did Zubeldía (6-0)
>>152543353ME MOSTRA AQUI NESSE BONEQUINHO ONDE O SOBERANO TE MACHUCOU
>IS SÃO PAULO FUTEBOL CLUBE PLAYING?????No>IS SÃO PAULO FUTEBOL CLUBE BEING RANDOMLY MENTIONED BY OBSESSED NON-TWISTERS????Yes.>WHAT DO WE CALL THIS?Severe mental illness
match is so boring that this is what the cameraman is showing
Esse camisa 8 joga mt
already lost count of how many farts that was, it's an absolute stinkfest in here
I had never seen the backup narrator taking over the narration at globocrazy stuff
>>152543351This person obviously did not consult with /copalib/ when making that ranking
>>152543353Sao Paulo nao caiu nem está com transferban
>>152543415Oh, you don’t know how lucky you are by not watching clasico paisa
>>152543445Imagine the smell
Paulo Andrade cheira tanto igual o resto q ele passou mal
>>152543467Caiu o sinal na arena. Everaldo também sumiu na globo
DAMN, FLAMENGO LOST TO PSG. =(Flamenguista, here.
dinizism is a form of mental illness. it's no coincidence that it's related to nazism
Calleri ficou 6 anos na europaqtos anos ficou o Gabigol mesmo?
>>152543483Congratulations on winning Libertadores and Brasileirão
An ugly game is exactly what we need today to get the draw to Maracanâ
!!!!!FLAMENGO > ALL
guys, you know that stiching in the balls? mine's swollen, maybe I should change the underwear
this game is so fucking shit, a.nal would destroy both
>>152543492Mas faltou a cereja no bolo. =(
>>152543510Então vai tomar no cu caralho. Apenas agradeça os meus parabéns, sua bixa.
>stiching in the ballswhat is even going on over there?
I can't stand this anymore. I'm going to bed. Good luck to those who stay.
>>152543492>>152543510E faltou a porra do Super Mundial também, caralho.Nós FLAMENGO queremos vencer tudo!
>>152543483A bit bitter, but winning agaisnt palmeme made my chill as fuck.
>>152543532hello beautiful send boobs pretty good thank you come again
>>152543491The 6 years in question>5.5 goals per year
Calleri had 6 amazing months in his career. And thats it.
refute this:
ACABOU! Argies learned how to carnaval, they obliterate us at anythingI kneel
Filipe Luis, FORA. Já provou que não é um técnico tão bom assim para o Flamengo. Pode vazar.
>>152543572Ela tem.
FUCK
>trollpost>>152543572>carnaval without noggerswhat a dream, you cant suffer in argentina.
>>152543571
>>152543571well, for a start you're only posting the same stadium, the only thing i get from this is whoever sets up the grass at maracanã is shitalso>services at rio de janegronever seen anyone complain of itaquera, morumbi, beira-rio, mineirão
>>152543591
>>152543571>Babá brasileira começa um caso com o pai da senpaiília>Planeja a morte da mãe>Cria um fake num site de fetiche>Marca com um cara para “invadir” a casa>A mãe é m0rta, ela “reage” e atira no invasor>Fica com o viúvo>Polícia descobre que ela armou tudoSentença: provável Feijoada em terras do Tio Sam. https://oglobo.globo.com/brasil/noticia/2024/10/30/baba-brasileira-escapa-de-40-anos-de-prisao-ao-confessar-elo-com-assassinato-em-mansao-dos-eua-entenda.ghtml
way too many green flags spamming, bye.
>>152543590their blackness is inside
I don't get how Yuri Alberto never gets subbed
>>152543601
>>152543620let him stay
>>152543572Essa moça é gata. Mas samba é uma dança retardada. Usando salto alto, fica mais retardada ainda essa dança chamada 'samba'.
esse neguinho do vasco é muito perigoso
>>152543622
This retarded faggot tasted very good btw
>>152543572I KNEELSEXO CON ARGENTINAS
>>152543633that's the colombiano maluco
Reminder
>>152543638naturalfags got real quiet after this bomb
>>152543640Poor fella
>>152543648i like him, he's not afraid to try his best
>>152543588Grelo grande?
>Maracanã carapanã catamarã x1000you absolute retard, this is just bad maintenancealso maracanã is an awful example since 3 teams play there, 2 play regularlythat's 2 to 4 games a week, insane rate, they'd need a Bernabeu tier facility but they won't invest because it's Rio someone will just say>dá uma regada e joga terra nos buracos e foda-se menó
>>152543652>>152543638I dont care about lesões, but the ball rolls diferent, no to plastic fields
2026 marked the end of BR football, desu. No team outside Rio and SP will be able to reach a final in the next decade.>Atlético-MG and Cruzeiro are background characters at this point>Grêmio and Internacional are switching turns to fight relegation
>>152543571Maracanã's pitch is shit and we all know it. Which is completely irrelevant to the debate. It's like if someone told you homemade food is better than McDonald's and you brought up your one friend who cooks and eats spoiled meat. >b-but it's unfair for Flaminense to be against plastic pitches while Maracanã is bad!Then advocate for stricter demands for Série A pitches and all clubs will be forced to meet the standards. Demanding a ban on plastic pitches and better standards for natural pitches aren't mutually exclusive actions.
I need a link to watch other than futemax
Inter is a fucking dump of a club whose stadium literally got flooded and they can keep good grassSão Paulo is a time falido do caralho and they can keep good grass
>>152543685>>152543596the point is that flamengo is the one demanding a ban on synthetic grass, that when maracanã grass is shit
>>152543690If only someone posted a bunch of useful links on rentry
>>152543683Cruzeiro and Galo just need to buy good centerbacks and they're golden
>>152543705My post already addresses your point.
>>152543706Thank you.
>>152543716it doesn't, it's a direct response to flamengo, and flamengo is not advocating for pitch regulation
>>152543711I don't know why they like to buy overrated players like Ronny, Scarpa and Gabigol
brasileiros are really bad at basic logic, you often see brasilianos make the most nonsensical points
Vasco is clearly stalling for time
Vai tomar no cu. Esses caras tomaram 3 do Juventude e o Corinthians não consegue dar um chute
Jorge seré was the recordist in mundiais with 3 penatlties atajatedNow it is matvey safonov
what about galin
>>152543675the ball rolls different when it rainsI for one say that every stadium should have a roof
>Yuri
>>152543675
esse lance do cortinas com São Jorge nada mais é que cripto-macumbariatime de mulambo igual o flamingo
what a dogshit match
Caras que tristeza profunda. Como cura isso?
>>152543781drogas
>>>152543773>criptoit's not cripto, it's full blown macumba
>>152543778
>>152543737>Rony, ScarpaLiteral scam, Veiga is Palmeiras' perfect 10>GabigolHe used to be the guy who'd find a goal in the last minute of the match but got raped by Tite
This sport is legit boring ngl
Even Memphis is out. Yuri Alberto still in the field.Dorival makes no sense.
>>152543795Mad as fuck
>memphis outlol, he was their best player
>>152543814There's no other center forward
Como que melhora tristeza e melancolia profundas?
>>152543832The rope
>>152543821There is Gui Negão who is pretty good.
>>152543850Sorry, meant to write "hope"
>>152543854why is he called like that? vai trikas btw
>>152543832hedonismomaxxing ou jesusmaxxing
>>152543735>flamengo flamengo flamengoThey're the leading voice but most of Série A is backing the anti-plastic lobby. It's not about Flamengo. Even if it were Flamengo alone, you cannot say it's a bad cause just because you don't like the person raising the debate.>but they're not advocating for pitch standardisationI never said they were. I said anyone could do it. If Leila, Petraglia or Textor are so bothered by the pitch conditions of the Maracanã, which is perfectly justifiable, they should also start a petition for strict pitch standards in the Brasileirão, which I am sure plenty of other clubs with good pitches (such as Corinthians and Inter) would support the idea, and so would most fans. But when their rebuttal is "well, but our pitch is better than yours specifically!" and they don't do anything to improve the bad pitch they denounce, it makes me think that pitch conditions aren't really what they're concerned with and this is just a dumb gotcha moment.
Zzzz
I support all paulista clubes against cariocas.
>>152543869I will try to jesusmaxx
Uglyball masterclass
Chiqui Tapia was right. Every team needs a trophy
>I went to take a shit and a shower>fireworks everywhere>I'm thinking that Vasco scored at least 3 goals>0x0You vasconiggas are crazy.
SEXO CON ARGENTINAS CARNAVALESCAS
Vasco wins 0x0
Ok google Yuri Alberto salário
>>152543864Because his name is Guilherme. In the shirt he is called Guilherme too, but he likes to be called Gui Negão and wants that to be written in his shirt (because it is a cooler name, there are tons of Guilhermes but just one Gui Negão) but they don't let him.
>>152543908Corinthianos here are doing the same. I guess they just want to play with all the fireworks they bought
feeling hopeful for Sunday now
>>152543927seremos
>>152543908be patient. it's a huge victory for them
Imagine how much more exciting this final would be if it were Flamengo x Palmeiras
wait the cdb final is two legs?
>>152543952yes, just like it should be
>>152543916>eyes>pose>butt>visible solesThis isn't fair
>Imagine how much more exciting this final would be if it were the two most plastic hinchas in the country
>>152543947Kino supercopa next year
Pah
Corinthiansfags, what the fuck happened with Gui Negão? People were praising him as if he was the new Romário. It is not like Yuri Alberto was playing amazingly.
>>152543882>most of Série A is backing the anti-plastic lobby. It's not about Flamengo[citation needed]they have backers, doesn't mean it's the majority, these backers won't even take a public stance, lmao, meanwhile the pro-synthetic are all known and demand a scientifically proven evidence showing how harmful artificial grass can be (which doesn't exist)
>>152543980He was playing because Yuri Alberto was injured. Yuri Alberto came back and Dorival benched him.Now that Yuri is healthy, he only plays out of position and for something like 10 minutes every 4 games.
>>152543947Every Palmolengo game is a slurpfest
Did you know
sobrevivemos
>>152544027it's a bad diagram if you need a different circle representing the same thing, it's just a thin veiled excuse to make fun of flu
>>152544027>no team has ever won all divisionsPathetic.
>>152544083>mirassol has a real chance of achieving that in our lifetime
>>152544067No wayy
>>152544121Nice meme, grandpa
>>152544027why is there two botafogos, two flamengos and two São paulos?
>>152544166Vasco Junior too
>>152544112they could have made one in 3d if they really wish to be informative, can't commit to the bit
>>152544166Hahaha because they're from different states, I get it, hahaha, very astute
>>152544166the Santos Rangers
>>1525441661 botafogo, botafogo, campeao desde.1910 (each mention of botafogo is.a.team)2 Uma vez flamemgo, sempre.flamengo (so flamemgo is more than onceIdk about sao paulo
i had no idea the mondial final was today
>>152544259>each mention of botafogo is.a.teamyes, two Botafogos, Club de Regatas Botafogo and Botafogo Football Club, who fused and became Botafogo de Futebol e Regatas
shove those beans up your ass
>>152544428Is that how you make magic beans?
happy secanucas' day to all the argentinians
>>152544445That is why their country is namedAss-gene-beana
Flamengo was defeared today
Walter Messias Junior
>>152544556we defeated ourselves
>>152542298>lame ass burrior match>bar too highfor this farmer league, maybe, but not for /copalib/ standards.
>>152543572damn i wish i could fuck argentinean women
>>152543699Why did you post this my brother in Christ?
>>152544684Brazilians are like that. We do crazy shit all the time
>>152544722ta maluco esse cara
>>152540622>>152540656>>152541089I refuse to believe that's a tranny
>>152544791She isnt.
>>152544027Ngl it's kinda suspicious how Fluminense got promoted directly to Serie A when they won Serie C
Memes aside today was extremely close towards a SA win on mundial (and was lost because those niggas at flamengo are the biggest pecho frios of all known history)Following the theory that the trend is up who do you guys bet will be the actual first winner since corinthians 2012
>>152544791does it really matter if you cant tell?
La operacion florentin a Olimpia CAYÓ
Everybody is so quirky these days>I like anime>I'm a gamer>I smoke pot>I have a tattooSo quirky!
>>152544947I dont rhink the trend is up. Today wqs a flutuation.
>>152545103>flututationflatulence*. too many beans brah
Honestly bros.. was he right?
>>152545186If he was wrong, I don't wanna be right
>>152544822Prove it.
If things in general.got flamengo headlines from globoGermany occupies half of the world, puts pressure in russia, but loses ww2Dinossaurs rule for millions of years, became giants, dominate the earth, but die because of a meteorAnon gets a girls.number, asks her out but overlseeps and she never replies to him.again
>>152545371Best .I could.do is a picture of her in a bra
>>152545415Hmm ok then post it. Or else you're gay.
>>152545396wow flamengo sure is great huh
One time, Flamengo bet Superman to a match with penalties in case of a tie, and guess what?The loser would have to wear their underwear over their pants. You can guess what happened next
>>152545513Lost sets up an interesting plot, gathers audience for 6 seasons but ends in a pile of shit
Brazilanons, why do you have so many teams with black+white and black+red colors?
>>152545699the black part is obvious, now the white or red or blue colours? no idea
I didnt know blueflags were also from Brazil
>>152545699Historically it was way harder to get colors for your jerseys (is one of the reason why there is barely any purple teams) teams more associated with the elite had more money to spend on different colors (like fluminense) other teams chose simpler colorsInfact these decisions came mostly with time, flamengo was originally a blue/yellow team and corinthians was a light brown team but with time the jerseys started losing the color and they did not have money to replace all of the time so they simply changed white in corinthians case or colors that did not lose color as easily like flamengo
>>152545836>flamengo was originally a blue/yellow teamKino.
>>152545890"Eurocentric" is only used to describe specifically when someone is acting like euro dickrider (generally in politics or football) or describing specific things, its not used outside of that context
>>152545921sorry but my imaginary scenario is funnier than your gay real life facts
>>152545890South Americans seem to shower more often than Euros actually (probably because of the hotter weather)
>>152545947>South Americans seem to shower more oftendebatable and their definition of shower is questionable to say the least
>>152545947Its actually because of native people, daily showers were not common in europe before colonization because they believed bathing "spreaded diseases"
>>152544083>>152544105Guarani only needs to win Serie C in 2026
>anglofags replying to chikaner/copalib/ has been too lax on the foreigner situation, vote for me and I'll send them back to their respective generals
>>152546486Kill yourself faggot
>>152546487We're going to nuke you again if you say that
>>152546487you wont do shit timmy chang
>>152546751seek employment and weight loss please
>>152546757I wish you were disposed of in a gas chamber
>>152546768i just busted inside your mom's gas chamber, go clean it up
palmerda = 700 milhões, nenhum titulo
bom chia copalib
rest in peace to that Ecuadorian fella
>>152546487>tf>tplollmao even
>>152543572Gualeguaychú carnival is known
On the longest day of the year, fortaleza plays at night while celtic is still playing with daylight
the longest day of the year is any day you have to deal with coworkers
>>152547370Mbaeichapa de koe o algo
>>152547493This. Coworkers are bad. Never join an union. Any disagreement with your boss must be faced alone.
don't have beans in the morning you're gonna start speaking in tongues
Flamengo beat on their own game
"If he dies, he dies"Matvey Safonov
>>152547493Complaining about coworkers and leaving bosses of the hook is a weird thimg to do
>>152547565the boss is just the ultimate coworker
>>152547565the boss is like the final boss of coworkers
>>152547568>>152547581I hereby declare you coworkers
Neymar will never play for huracan buceo :(
we all know cafezinho does make you shit instantlybut should it?
I tried that cbd oil yesterday supposedly it would remove my anxiety and yeah I didn't feel anxious at all because I spent the entire night shitting water
Should I go out of my way to buy brazilian tools instead of Chinese? Are they the same? (tools and people)
>Copa do Brasil oilSamir went too far with this one, soon Trump will want to invade us as well
Para la mala suerte de los captchacosEl caribe venció
>>152543571Why is beach soccer taking strays?
torneo mercado libre 2026
>>152547642Why do you call vaginas "armadillo"?
fucking vasco will win a copa do brasil with fucking robert Renan, Paulo Henrique do Vasco, putita Rodríguez, Hugo moura...I dont hate vasco tho, they're the lesser evil compared to cunnyrinthians despite being cariokeks
>>152547658Do I
kkkkkkkk diretoria jim carey
Camapeonato cariocaClassificaçãoFlamengo 3 ptsBotafogo 3 ptsPSG 1 ptEntrerriense 1 ptsVasco 0 pts
>>152540798I can't stand this guy.Actually I can't stand any Brazilian player from the past 25 years, they are absolute garbage.
>>152547666Putita did great under Dinizismo
>>152547642Iirc paraguay is both the copa america and the libertadores champion of beach soccer
>>152545958You are romanian, dude. You stole Transylvania from Hungary, sucked nazi cock in ww2 and had fucking caezescu for life 30 years.
>>1525476813 meses e sai pro Valladolid...
>>152547764>You are romanian
we're all a little romanian
>>152547758Ridiculous isn't it? I think Bolivia also gets some crazy good results in beach soccer
>>152547815Kek
>>152547838I’m not a gipsie
>>152547913why do you keep trying to sell me that old renault 12 then?
>>152540639Carina Alves.But seems like there's only two pictures and that video of her on the whole internet.
>>152540765a buceta pie
>>152540639She is PIRANHA!
lol wtf
bom chia, a gnt vai falar muita beleza hj
My asshole itches
>>152548125Trikaschizo bros...
>>152548207
>>152548125What the fuck
>>152548125>Paysandu copalib in 2003>Remo copalib in 2027wtf, Pará is based???
fuck a.nal