Thursday, Dec. 18>9 p.m. | Arkansas State vs. Missouri State | Xbox Bowl (Frisco, Texas) | ESPN2Friday, Dec. 19>11 a.m. | Kennesaw State vs. Western Michigan | Myrtle Beach Bowl (Conway, S.C.) | ESPN>2:30 p.m. | Memphis vs. NC State | Gasparilla Bowl (Tampa, Fla.) | ESPN>8 p.m. | No. 9 Alabama at No. 8 Oklahoma | College Football Playoff First Round Game | ABCPrevious >>152528187
bears
both teams are point shaving
>>152543200bro why is your slopfu so low res
What % of players who actually played significant snaps are playing in the game? That might be why both teams are blowing gooch.
it's over
>>152543202COWARD
For me? It’s the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers!
told you clowns USF had 1/2 the team out and had walkons in 10+ positions
how'd missouri state and delaware make bowl games? did they finally get rid of that 2 year rule for new fbs teams?
What is the point of someone like XBOX sponsoring a bowl? And a shit ass bowl that has G5 shitters? Is it used as some kind of crazy write off or something?
>>152543303Too many teams opted out.
>>152543303LendingTree pulled some strings to make sure the rich legacy and tradition of their bowl would continue this season
>>152543312Xbox has plenty of football games, it makes several times more sense than BAD BOY MOWERS or fucking Famous Toastery
>>152543312its a bowl designed specifically to give us one last butch jones freakout for the year
>>152543312they've been banking big on their handheld system all the players got one
Just a reminder that expansionfags nuked>the Apple Cup>Bedlam>Red River Shootout>Holy War>the Game >Civil Waretc for MUH PLAYOFFS
oh boy time for the "Blackrock's retarded cousin who only operates on the gulf coast" bowl
>play season >become bowl eligible >get a trip to mobile, shreveport, albuquerque or birmingham
>mini coochi
MiniBussy
my monarchies just capped off an amazing season
>>152543408>Welcome to the Radiance Technologies Punishment Bowl!
>>152543255>tummy
>Bill "The Billdozer" Davislol hell yeah
why the fuck are the cajuns ragin?
>>152543451enlarged medulla oblongata
>>152543451Huey Long's assassination
>68venturesLooks like one of those "companies" who are buying up home service businesses from boomers and some bean counter "uses AI" to make it more efficient and starts charging out the ass for newly hired techs to provide shit ass service and always try to sell you on a new unit of some sorts.
>>152543408I tried fried frog legs at a casino in Shreveport many years ago. They were pretty good. Tasted pretty much like chicken wings. Albuquerque has a winery with great prime rib. Forgot the name of the place.
>>152543451You ever been to da bayou? That humidity will give you a full on melty.
lol classic jumpball joe special
>tfw 4-0 in the pickems
>>152543408>alright boys it's been a great season>now where do you want to cap it off>the Shreveport Municipal Services Family Fun Bowl on a Wednesday afternoon>or the Holiday Bowl in San Diego
I’ll never again trust ESPN’s win probability for bowl games—South Florida at 92% and Troy at 73%, both ended up losing.
>Lets name our son "Lunch"
>>152543481is daughter fucking still legal in the bayou
>>152543506kwab
>>152543506espn on the left, you on the right https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1765954681159074.mp4
there is nothing like coming home to your naked sweaty daughter in the bayou
>Black QBs
>>152543478>I tried fried frog legs at a casino in Shreveport many years agoREALLY?!?!?! THAT'S SO FUCKING INTERESTING!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING!!!
>Delaware player patting Louisiana QB on the back after the INT
TRUMP IS SPEAKING
>>152543516Why would you call me a bitch for trusting ESPN for games when I never even watched a single down of these team play football
>>152543542nta but i used to go to shreveport for to do fun things back in my early 20s
>thick Asian hoes in mobile alabama
>>152543549president primate
>>152543506There is nothing sweeter than watching gambletards get BTFO. Stop willingly giving your money away to jews you idiot.
>>152543549still dont care thats your president...i voted for Joe
I wanna go to a random bowl game to just enjoy some live college football without being too invested in the teams
>>152543506well at least you learned
>>152543542I had frog legs in Paris AMA
>>152543550nta but you should never trust EPSN on anything
>>152543573why not the snails
>>152543481I'm having a bayou induced melty
>>152543524'Preciate y'all
>mini coochie
>>152543564did you try the horse meat
>>152543575trust this bussy
Trump absolutely dabbing on browns and leftoids
>>152543580oh my peepee want to sex that fishy so badly if you know what I mean
>>152543592
>>152543451French abrasiveness mixed with redneck behavioral problems gives you the type of person that will just as soon make sure somebody turns up missing rather than turn the other cheek.
whoa trump just called obama a half nig live on tv! wow! wow!
cajie status: ragie
was that a land dragon
Are there hot women in Delaware?
>>152543577If by snails you mean underage French pussy then I did hahahhahaaaa GET SOME
>>152543573did you try the horse meat I hear it taste like horse meat
Why did Joel Klatt declare war on the G5?
>>152543626to be fair a horse IS a horse of course of course
>>152543626Hey that’s my joke about frog legs
I ate frog legs at a place called Cooter Browns. I did not like them. Not horrible, but just not my thing.
is the Xbox Bowl not part of the pick em?
>>152543618
I used to eat frog legs at a chinese buffet in oklahomaThey were great
>>152543679Anon I …
>>152543616yeah
>>152543679i like them fried taste like chicken
>>152543668ThanksThis is a historic moment for me, I unironically WOULD all of them
Trump is making my dick hard bros
>>152543668Pontificate upon the pungency
trump tastes like chicken
>>152543668Could you imagine #5 playing a double OT game and coming home and shoving your face right in her minge before the shower.
coach couldnt have a more cajun name
>playoff expands to 12>g5 gets a bye due to the rules>"erm, actually upon further consideration, we're gonna do straight seeding now">next year>2 g5s make the playoff since retarded megaconferences pick absolutely mindfuckingly terrible champions>"UUHHHH, YEAH ONLY ONE G5 CAN MAKE IT PER YEAR ACTUALLY"What the fuck is it with college football and trampling over underdogs? No other sport tries to keep out the little guy like this one does.
>>152543255Is like to row the man in her boat if you understand what I’m subtly referring to
>>152543738he is prolly half black passing as white. so many case of this in the bayou. they have sex with anything moving
>>152543732i came
>>152543748Are you retarded? There’s more than one G5 in the playoffs this year.
>>152543797>There’s more than one G5 in the playoffs this year.Thats what anon said
>>152543408>albuquerqueis a pretty cool place to visit tbqh
>>152543826So when did the committee say there can’t be more than one G5
Cowgirl sisters....
whats 68 ventures?
>>152543873shitty coach is shit to play for why bother
>>152543849In about 4 months
Cajun bros...
Damn, this white boy blows
>>152543408>>become bowl eligible>>get a trip to mobile, shreveport, albuquerque or birminghamI recognize that the teams in Albuquerque are the exception to this, but if you're 6-6, you don't deserve to have your bowl game be in a nice place. Quite the opposite, you should be playing in life threatening weather in a location zero fans will travel to.
>>152543842Sure, if you're Mexican or love meth
>>152543873unrelated but Miami is #1 in aids patients in north America
>>152543179based Boz poster
>>152543505>>152543408A bowl is a reward for a good year. As a competitor who allegedly loves and is dedicated enough to the sport to play college ball you should want to play every game you can, especially seniors who aren't going pro. Complaining about prestige and destination is gay.
>20-6Most dangerous lead territory
Coach needs to bench Lunch and put Dinner in the game
Why did Louisiana drop Lafayette from their name?
BLOCKED
thank you sir
>>152544874"Makes my grandpa nod approvingly" type shit
hensissies....
sheeeit they're firing people for drinking in the office? that doesn't bode well for me
>wagie cagies
bro
The Delaware Fighting Blue Hens are about to have the best bowl record in all of college football
>When your team wins, you feel like a winner>But when your team wins, AND you get your favorite burrito delivered by DoorDash...>You feel like a NIGGERRRRR!
Great defensive play by the kid from Bethel Park, almost sniped that one
horrible idea for the qb to run right there
>>152544683lol
>>152544709The UL-Lafayette name only dates to the late '90s and apparently many alumni don't care for it. The official university system policy requires anyone using the name "University of Louisiana" to include the city in their name so it's still there officially. However, about 10 years ago someone pointed out a loophole in the policy that it doesn't prevent schools from using "Louisiana" as a nickname specifically for athletics. They jumped on it first and asked ESPN to call them "Louisiana". Officially Lafayette is still in the name though.
>>152543881it's my venture capital fund for funding potential NIL portal transfers
Anyone else excited for the cottonpickers bowl?
>>152545765https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToqVW4n86U
>>152545765there is literally no universe in which there is not a chimpy when a black player gets pelted with cotton balls
Coach Socioeconomic Factors
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152541268no way this will not lead to silly situations
>>152546571atii
>>152546873
>>152543465Cajuns are ornery because they got all them teeth and they ain't got no toothbrush
This would cause every school currently not in a power conference to lose millions of dollars and fall back into the FCS
Penn State hasn't had a WR have 750yds in a season since 2021. Why was James Franklin unable to recruit and develop WR?
>>152548498And nothing of value would be lost
How come B1Gsissies don't schedule SEChads in September games?are they afraid of a little sweat?
>>152548498The 24 team playoff is coming and nothing can stop it. we will be arguing 5 loss texas vs 2 loss boise for the final at large spot and you will like it
>>152548813SEC won't play home and home's. they prefer a single "neutral" game in a southern NFL stadium.
>>152548604This. We need to put everyone down that isn't Ohio State, Alabama, Texas, Georgia, or Notre Dame
its funny how jadan baugh at florida is disrespected, not given ANY RB award nominations, all-conference team nomination, NOTHING.and yet now literally every team is fighting to steal him. if he ends up at texas, ohio state, georgia, etc he'll suddenly be a first team all americanflorida derangement syndrome is alive and well
>>152543408All shitholes but ABQ is the least bad. I wonder what the primary non-white ethnicity is in each of those cities. Hmm…
>>152548498G6 schools gain absolutely nothing from a G6 playoff, they would never agree to this.
>beats A&M>beats OSU>beats Georgia >beats Indiana How would /cfb/ react?
>>152548498what kind of cuck school would even bother displaying their Natty Junior if they won this "playoff"
>>152548883Pedo State and Auburn
Real mugshot just dropped
>>152548813There is a reason, and everyone knows what it is. I like all the shit that is talked about low scoring games in the wet and cold from SissyEC schools. Jawja for example will only play "neutral" games at the Benz. Look at Tennessee v Ohio State last year. They can't handle the cold. Imagine Saban's Bama in some funky CFB game having to go play in the snow with Tua up north.
>>152548813Yea I have no idea, it's really a mystery....retard
>>152549469Coach Penitentiary
S O V L
>>152549615If it’s snowing at this game I might literally coom and shid my pants.
>>152548378>they got all them teethNever seen a Cajun in real life have you?
>>152549469>tfw the alopecia hits
>>152549647forecast says no
>>152549526wow 1 whole game in September every other year kwab
>>152549017Jadan Baugh put up Emmitt Smith numbers behind Sun Belt Billy's 3 star offensive line. He is the best running back in college football.
Nobody is going to watch those horrible Saturday afternoon and night games right?
>>152549952I’ll probably only watch a&m-miami
is this the pissing and shitting yourself general?that’s all you lot seem to do in these threads
>>152549999Not really. There’s some fags pretending to be retarded and a few notre dame and keksas fags seething, but that’s it.
>>152549999No, the Notre Dame thread is two pages down.
almost time
>>152550032ask her if vaginal odor has ever prevented her from having sex
>>152549999wasted quads
Indiana, Georgia, Texas Tech, Tulane, and James Madison all earned their spot in the CFP by way of winning their conferences. Ohio State, Oregon, Ole Miss, Texas A&M, Oklahoma, Alabama, and Miami did NOT earn their spot in the CFP, and were instead gifted a spot by the Mickey Mouse Committee. Notre Dame, BYU, Texas, and Vanderbilt were not snubbed as they had not earned a spot in the CFP. Instead, they were simply not picked by the Mickey Mouse Committee.
Here's what Mizzou QB Beau Pribula could look like if he decided to go to Penn State after entering the transfer portal! AI has gotten so much better these days, I'd swear this was a real, unaltered photo
>>152550207and here he is if he were green
Who is whispering in the ears of all of these C and D tier quarterbacks telling them to transfer to a new school every year?
>>152550421going to bet on this happening on Kalshi
Which team had the best girl on camera moment this year?
>finally interview for a job>goes well>HR lady emails me with a different job id be better suited for and ask my availability for the following week for an interview with the department head>quickly reply im available this past monday>they never reply>followed up twice to no avail
>>152544510>A bowl is a rewardUsed to be. Now it’s little more than a humiliation ritual for shitters that couldn’t make a 12 (soon to be 16) team playoff
>>152550425Transferring multiple times seems like BPD behavior. Guys like this are probably a nightmare to deal with for coaches and teammates anyway
>>152550436
>>1525504732 h1bs got your jobs.
>>152550533i think the hr lady emailed me and immediately went on vacation
>>152550498You mean to tell me that the guy who acts like an insane Patrick Mahomes stalker is actually mentally ill?
>>1525504361-555-COME-ON-NOW
My peehole hurts :[
>>152550555Underdooby, ravioli, chilis. Which one is the biggest meme?
>>152550590Don't jerk off with soap
>>152550425Pribula wanted to come to Wisconsin last year, but Fickell chose Billy Edwards Jr. over him.He's probably going to either Virginia Tech or a B1G school like Wisconsin, Iowa, or Michigan State.
>>152550793Ravioli is not going to sharty
>>152549526We already know Ohio St and Michigan aren’t pussies. Was mainly talking about the rest of the B1G.
>>152550793>Michigan StateMSU's already got their guy. Milivojevic was good, MSU's problem is a complete and utter lack of an O-line, not a lack of a QB.
>>152550555This dude is so overrated it is unreal. Some cornfucker was on here the other day saying the only reason Nebraska isn't in the playoffs was because he got injured, like LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>152550881Bluebloods take less damage when a lose and more upside when they win. The is well known. Blue bloods v blueblood-both teams are amazing but le winner is top 5, check the heckin fpi!Normal team beats a Blueblood: tough loss but they looked strong, they have dem athletes...oh yea whats their name won the game
>>152550898Anyword where chili is going?
>>152548498>This would cause every school currently not in a power conference to lose millions of dollars and fall back into the FCS
>>152550960>Anyword where chili is going?No, but good fucking riddance. Not surprising that Coach Smith would let that loser tag along after wasting time on Uiagalelei too. Smith was a college QB, but clearly wouldn't know a decent QB if one beat him upside the head with a frying pan. Bizarre.
>>152550421what happened to the 'blue the jew' movement?
>texas has fired their defensive coordinator Pete K(polish) and hired Will Muschamplol but the offensive line coach is still there? What kind of shit show is Sark running down there? PK was a great DC
>>152551871>Muschamp and Akina are back at TexasThis reeks of a retarded boomer booster calling the shots. Next they will bring in Vince Young for QB coach.
Ivy League alumni base is orders of magnitude wealthier than any conference school. Ohio St made a big deal about their $20 million roster last year. What's stopping Harvard, Yale, etc. from dropping $100+ million just for the fun of it?
>>152552546It's better for Harvard and Yale and the Ivys financially NOT to associate with state schools.Their whole brand is (now mostly fake) elitism.They absolutely could fuck shit up though.
>>152552546it would be absurd for them to spend that money on perpetuating the white supremacist plantation of college football when they could instead invest it into scholarships for Somali computer inventors
This would all be avoided if there were simply no auto bids whatsoever
>>152552709they'll use the gay Notre Dame privileged poison pill to push a change that removes it for a 16-team, no byes, no autobids playoff
>>152552735No bids is perfectly fine. It's honestly either nobody gets auto bids, or every conference +ND gets bids
>>152552742it seems more like the B1G used ND's faggoty preferential treatment to force a timed restructuring/widening of the playoff
desu, I don't think Alabama/Ohio State/etc want a super league. That league would be more beneficial to the Purdue's and Arkansas of the world than it would be to the big boys
You just KNOW
>>152552819This horny mf
>>152552546They actually spend that money on important things, namely us elections and bribing politicians for Israel. Meanwhile rich whites spend their money buying bucks thinking as though they are gladiator benefactors like rich romans.
Has any team ever beaten 4 10 win teams before?
>>152552819downgrade
>>152552546Ivy League schools can't give out athletic scholarships.
>>152553384Because...they just can't ok???
>>152553297okay and who did those teams beat?
>>152553434>WHO THE FUCK THE TEAMS THEY BEAT BEAT
how much seethe would a 3rd bama uga game natty cause