YFO

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>england 213/8

>>152547093
what is trav doing?

saarball

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Almost summer holidays lads

>>152547105
laughing at England

Evening

>>152547112
last day of work tomorrow :)

>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL+L

bit worried about the seaguls here ngl

englads are the media there starting to get the pitchforks out? feels like the team has been taking the piss a bit and the sentiment surrounding it is shifting, at least amongst the poms on comms I've heard

>>152547128
Just throw em a chip bro. They're probably just hungry and have no beef with you personally.

If you have no chips just rush at them maniacally whilst flailing your arms and yelling and they'll scatter.

>>152547136
doing it after today of all days would be very ironic considering that, aside from Smith and Pope, they just faced an extremely good bowling performance and didn't do too much wrong with the bat

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>>152547136
they are taking it well so far

>>152547128
the bbl gods require the sacrifice of one gull per season

>>152547147
i mean the ones at the bbl

Hanging on in meek surrender is the englel way

>>152547123
I did tomorrow's work today so I'm finished now, though I'm fucked as a result.

>>152547153
Why are they going after Stokes? He's the only one actually putting something in

Archer doesn't even want to be out their his body language is terrible.

>>152547156
My point still stands.

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>Starc is tied 5th for most runs this series in 3 innings so far
what does this say about both teams batting and/or bowling capabilities?

>>152547169
saw a clip earlier that looked like stokes was laying into him

>>152547160
>though I'm fucked as a result.
half assed it all?
ive got more than a day's work to get done tomorrow and a few fucking meetings that are going to chew up 3 hrs

>>152547153
Maybe if you lot didnt talk yourselves up prior to the Ashes starting saying you would 5-0 Australia and all that other shit, it wouldn't be as dispiriting for you lot

>>152547179
>half assed it all?
No, i'm tired I meant. I was going to have a beer or two but bed is more attractive, sad.

timmy d's seething

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>>152547164
thats probably the only one i've seen, others are a bit less dramatic

>>152547164
>didnt take over bowling when cArse shat the bed again
>just batting to see out balls when he should be scoring way more, not even about bazzing it
>as a strict dictatorship out in the field, he wont let bowlers set a field or try something new
Bazball would be better under a different captain like Crawley unironically or even Brook

>>152547175
>Batting across the board
Poor
>Bowling across the board
Not bad
>Starc
Genuine All-rounder

Here's a good question though. If Hazelwood wasn't made of literal fucking glass would he regarded as one of the all time great Aussie Quicks?

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>>152547178

>>152547175
Shit English bowling and undisciplined batting from both sides.

>>152547190
Hazlewood is up there but he wouldn't make even the 3rd 3-man pace attack of all time Aussie bowlers

>>152547186
I feel like only pope and baz need to go
everyone else couldnt be replaced by someone better
I just think the team hasn't been executing - bowling has consistently been too short and the batting has been too loose, though will say the batting looked better today (just ausgods are too good)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdj87vd0xwpo

>England should not make wholesale changes to their playing group even if their expected Ashes defeat is confirmed, according to former captain Michael Vaughan.

what

>>152547190
Depends on whether passing the eye test is an essential pre-requisite

>>152547186
Stokes needs to go as captain though
he has a way too big of an ego and has hero syndrome

>>152547200
I was gonna say Pope could go keeper but he must be really shit given how they are happy with Jamie Smith being there.

>>152547188
Fair enough. This current squad is pretty new to me. Alot of unknowns, apart from Stokes/Root/Archer. Stokes does seem to give it his all, especially today.

>>152547186
Probably the coach and selectors need to be replaced and Stokes stripped of captaincy (classic ECB move)

>>152547193
thats the one

>>152547204
I think he means just for the 4th and 5th tests
and I agree with him
id bring in bethell, and maybe give potts a game for whatever bowler needs a break but otherwise keep playing the same spine

>>152547216
>Stokes does seem to give it his all
he really doesn't
he just likes to play hero and has a massive ego hence why he overbowls himself
he is full of theatrics

>>152547221
>I think he means just for the 4th and 5th tests
He doesn't.

>"English cricket often works in four-year cycles, home and away Ashes series," Vaughan told the Ashes Debrief on BBC iPlayer. "One or two players need to go because they aren't good enough at this level, but a number of them have enough talent. If they are coached and managed correctly, and given the right kind of preparation, they are going to be fine in four years. It's the only way I can see that English cricket can possibly be competitive in Australia, if they stick with some of the players that have the experience. Bad experience is better than no experience."

>>152547208
the problem is nobody to replace him. The bigger problem is McCullum, and Key needs to totally fuck off as he is intent on destroying English cricket totally.

1.5 shifts of toil left

>>152547193
without knowing what's actually being said, Archer comes across looking like a massive bellend here

inb4 they lose this test and bring in bashir and he tears through the australian batsmen

>>152547224
Meh, you could say the same about Cummins. I know who I'd prefer to sit down and have a beer and a chat with.

carse has taken a lot of wickets (?!)

>>152547193
>Archer not even looking at Stokes and waving his hand in Stokes' face when being spoken to
Says it all to be honest. Duckett should have stayed out of the way as well. Too pally, no accountability, no responsibility.

>>152547250
this lol
cummins also refuses to give up his batting spot to the muscular starc

>>152547250
i hate cunts with hero syndrome
i wouldnt sit down either desu

>>152547229
Agreed. When England play actual Test Cricket, they do well.

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the saviour of english cricket

seen some of you on reddit ngl

wade with the bants

>>152547264
yer a batsman arry

Have a beer with rankings:
>wood
>head
>weatherald
>carse (he'd wanna go on the pokies)
>brook
>inglis
>stokes
>hazlewood
>(the rest)
>cummins
>usman

>>152547193
yep, that's the one

>>152547266
what are you doing on /r/sissyboysluts and how do you know what i look like?

i actually just gave it a thought
i reckon we have been having so many issues with snicko this series because i guarantee they are using AI in some part of it

>>152547214
He just isn't a keeper full stop. There's this fucking retarded meme that he is somehow good enough for a stopgap, but he isn't, as far as I'm aware he's never kept in a FC match.

It just goes to show in how little regard keeping and fielding is held in the England system, the commentariat and a lot of the supporters (the bazball slurpers) that they think picking the Surrey second choice wk is the path to success, let alone that Pope is an acceptable substitute because he once kept in the Surrey 2nds

The problem is they didn't pick a back up keeper, they threw all their eggs in one basket with Smith "backing" him to the retarded point of not even taking Foakes as a second choice in case of injury.

Other than that the only choice is James Rew who was with the Lions and is Somsersets main keeper, but with the Lions he wasn't keeping, they were giving the gloves to his younger brother who has barely made any FC appearances. And that's assuming he still in oz and hasn't already gone home.

>>152547266
I do my best to not duplicate comments on both so I stay separate

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>>152547275
x

>>152547257
I reckon Stokes would be an actual lad if he didn't think you were some kind of 4chan Autist.
Cummins would try to sell Gillette/Harvey Norman/Westpac products and services with a shit-eating grin of his corportised fucking face. Disappointing really cause I really used to admire the guy.

>>152547273
>Head
>Weatherlad
Wouldn't go for a beer with any others

>>152547279
queem QUEEM

>>152547273
Wood is a teetotal

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vaxxed?

>>152547291
based BASED
im teetotal too so this list was purely hypothetical and that just backs up my incredible skills of good cunt deduction

>>152547296
*sniff*

I really think Stokes needs to listen to his bowlers sometimes as i think he is struggling being the overlord for how the field sets and how the bowlers have to bowl
>>152547255
Whose ego do you think is bigger, Stokes or Archer?

>>152547296
based God

>>152547299
>Whose ego do you think is bigger, Stokes or Archer?
which one wears the massive "bling" chain?

>>152547303
...wait no, not that one

>>152547304
that was his grandfather's retirement gift

>>152547296
excellent news

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>>152547278
>as far as I'm aware he's never kept in a FC match.
He's done it six times in Tests, 4 in NZ (including the whole series last December) and 2 in Pak: https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/player/887207.html?class=1;keeper=1;template=results;type=fielding;view=innings

>>152547304
this
I'm sure Stokes is a twat but Archer seems very self involved and disinterested outside of making himself looks good

>>152547204
he's a spazball slurper always has been, and then acts shocked when it turns to shit.

Pretty much most of the problems have are their own creation is stupid selections and stupid tactics, they've known this since the last home ashes but a lot of commentariat don't like to be "too negative" especially the BBC and Sky, and Vaughan works for both. He has talked about these continual problems at points but then just turns round and says "Ben and the boys: great bunch of lads, I think they'll win".

Most are already thinking >we have lost this test, so why shouldn't they make wholesale changes.
>Rew for Smith
>Potts for cArse
>Stokes at three over Pope
for starters.

CAUGHT IN THE CROWD

bacon, scramby eggs and hash browns for midnight tea

>>152547314
carse is their top wicket taker
statistically a bad idea to replace him

Sibley
Duckett
Hain
Root
Brook
Stokes
Rew (wk)
Ahmed
Archer
Cook
Anderson

(This team beats Australia 5-0 btw)

based guls

seagull interruption, play has been suspended

Genuine question, was England's over rate slow as shit yesterday? Just seen Aussies finished at 91.2 overs this morning. Surely thats docked points?

>>152547312
must have memory holed all of these, although had a thought he might have kept in NZ, because they were abroad. I thought they had Foakes in the paki 2022 series.

Now I'd like to know his keeping record at Surrey.

>>152547296
Dictator Dan deserves everything that's coming to him
Out of all of the deranged COVID era politicians, he was the worst

one of ems dead. the seasonal gull sacrifice has been satisfied

>>152547323
I just had two air fryer fish hotdogs

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gul ded

F

>>152547326
>This team beats Australia 5-0 btw)
In Australia or England?

I dont like seeing injured seagulls either :(

>>152547296
Continue to focus your prayers against evil.

umar gul is dead?

>>152547336
Umar Gul?

>>152547337
In his fucken dreams

>>152547340
>>152547342
based /cric/ brothers

>>152547334
how did it even happen? the ball went for six and was further square than where the gull was

>>152547337
Both (maybe 4-0 in England due to rain)

>feels bad for seagulls
>happily eats kfc on the regular without second thought
?

made me Google you dumb cazzie
hate t20 watchers

>>152547351
not kfs is it, simple as

>>152547325
and he's been rubbish, the fact he's the top wicket taker is pretty damning.

I don't think its his fault entirely, but surely he must know the short ball tactic is bloody stupid. I think if he concentrated more on swing rather than out and out pace he would do better.
>>152547326
Hain isn't a no 3, he bats at 4 mostly. Should think of having him a five and telling Brook to grow a brain.

>>152547351
yeah but they dont injure the chickens with cricket balls before they make my kfc

>>152547349
vaxxed

>>152547354
if you watched BBL with us you'd understand the context dickhead

>>152547357
agreed, he obviously got told he'd be the short ball guy before the series started
short ball barrages are something you do for 6-8 overs when a partnership is becoming unbreakable, but you guys seem to be going to it far too soon and for far too long

one of these pricks better get out soon. we're losing smacky runway

>>152547357
Yeah I was struggling to think who could be at 3, that and the opener are the big problem spots, but at least you've got a couple of options for in-form openers (Sibley, Hameed). Not really sure there's anyone who's been that impressive at 3 in recent years. Wondered about that likes of Abell or Bohannon, but don't think they're used to 3 either. Maybe J Cox would be the best alternative.

>>152547334
Smacky is now at full strength

what do the women crickettes do for the rest of summer now the WBBL is done?

>>152547383
Lesbian activity

i think i'll get drunk today

>>152547331
>I thought they had Foakes in the paki 2022 series.
Only for the last Test where Pope got moved to 3

>>152547383
smash clams mostly

>>152547330
yep, it is unironically a part of the bazball tactic
when you have the opposition getting through their overs you have more opportunity to score
so bazball noticed that and deliberately slow the game down so their opposition don't have as many potential overs to score from
granted it has been hot as fuck this test but you can go back to the previous two and see how slow they bowl through overs

they bowled 83 overs day 1 taking 8 wickets but needed an extra 30 minutes to do so
took them 40 minutes today to get to 91.2 overs with 2 wickets taken
so kinda dog shit desu

last test they didnt even get the new ball when australia batted in their first innings even though Australia started batting a little bit into day 2 session 1

>>152547393
australia bowled 74 overs on day 1 at the gabba

>>152547181
you have failed to take into consideration that were it not for Snicko we would have been energised by a considerably lower Australian score and not felt the heavier burden of knowing we were not just up against the players but the host broadcaster as well. This whole series is null and void and any kind of resistance at this point cements our status as the true moral victors

pimple inside my nose
kill me

So what are ausfags going to do when albaneasy makes it illegal to say the n word on 4chinz?

>>152547402
yeah m8, but they got England out before 80 overs so it doesn't matter :^)

is there even a point in playing the last two tests?
just all feels so anticlimactic

SIX SEVEN!!! ha ha

Beyers Swanepoel is probably the most elite talent in world cricket at this moment in time

>>152547406
you been pluckin' mate?

kek that girl had no interest in pressing the surge button

>>152547424
thanks mate you just sent my nephew into a laughing fit and now he's asphyxiating

turn the last two tests into charity matches to raise funds for english cricket (RIP)

>>152547200
the ECB fucked development off for the hundred franchise they hoped would pull in all the asians for the domestic cricket. We have 3 months of summer and now one of those is entirely dedicated to a tournament that is only attended by the same people that attended the t20 games because they were unable to get any Indians to sign for franchises. We don't even play first class games in that month and cram all the tests into June/July

When McCullum came in, England were the top team in limited overs with a big supply of players waiting to come in so he figured we could just smash it to all corners in the tests as well.

>>152547428
nah i havent quite got the long nose hairs of a 30 something year old yet
but I did find an 8 inch pube a month ago

>>152547405
Carey only put on like what, 30 odd extra runs because of that?
Those 30 runs would have been made by Starc most likely

i really dont care about third umps or technology getting it wrong when they gave the bump ball catch by Root out all those years ago
you win some and you lose some calls, i am not gonna dwell on it

no smacky

>>152547360
won't be doing that you t20 watching neek

based sleeper agent Baz

instead of 3 reviews per innings, each team should get 10 innings for the entire game

my big brained opinion senses are tingling

fuck meant 10 reviews

>>152547448
Been saying this for a bit but nobody will listen

if im a seagul and i see one of my mates literally die in the place we're all hanging out in, i'm getting the hell out of there
these little fellas have balls of steal

no maxy, not a real win

my stars :)

goodnight ausbros

night fella

>>152547376
Bohannon has had some good seasons, the was top run scorer back in 22(?) but he isn't a consistent scorer, like he only averaged low 30s in D2 last season.
Abell usually bats lower than 3, Lammonby I think is Somsersets regular 3 now.
Jordan Cox also tends to be 4 or 5 in FC cricket.
Bethell, the one they shill, barely plays any FC cricket so is hard to judge.
Westley is past it as Essex.
Think they fancied Ollie Price at Gloucester a little as he went with the Lions once, but I think he's a bit too young and needs time to improve: which means they will take him in and ruin him lol.
Ahmed was playing a three quite a bit for Leicester last season and had a lot of success.
Charlie Allison looked good for Essex, played a bit as opener without much success but looked good in the middle order.

Number 3 is always a problem, but now seemingly more than ever. They could try Hameed at three I guess. A big part of the problem seems to be the staff at the England set up.

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>>152547476
*kisses your pudgy tummy*
goodnight love

>>152547296
There is a God and He is vengeful.
See Jerusalem 70AD

You're next MaoGowan

>>152547482
What about the Sussex lads? Coles and Haines? They're highly rated, can't remember where they bat though

Ahmed could be a good shout if he manages to adapt fully to number 3, could open up a spot for another all rounder in the lower middle order

Smith could also be tried at 3, but suspect he'd look fairly brainless there too. Or, like you suggest, they could try an opener like Hameed there, I think he sometimes comes in at 3 for Notts. That'd probably be the best shout in the post-Bazball era desu

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>find the image that is not like the others

God is real and he abandoned this god forsaken world and his creation. we are in hell

George Dobell, one of the few English cricket commentators worth listening to:
https://youtu.be/XyoFHCu3dP0?si

how you turkbro
how cat

this world is shit fuck this world fuck the people that inhabit it fucking demons we are the fallen angels

>>152547528
Didn't rate his conduct much in the Azeem Rafiq affair, seemed determined to drag Yorkshire and English cricket as a whole into a racism scandal, when Rafiq was clearly an unreliable witness and a grifter

Have agreed with him on purely cricketing matters thoughever

>>152547519
Crisp Alexander Pearce

got a serious case of yank fatigue, fuck i'm sick of them

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>>152547533
not half bad. how are you
you guys havin a peaceful christmas

>>152547519
>took the brown posts ages to figure out the new captcha
KEK
E
K

>>152547577
yeah alri' thanks turkbro
off toil
chilling with cat
at peace now

time for the darts see you later knobheads!

>>152547190
>>152547175
Here, see my post from over 10 years ago >>57570702

>>152547193
All Stokes was saying was 'if you bowled at the fucking stumps to begin with, you would have got him out 3 overs ago (which is correct, to be fair)

>>152547273
I reckon Carey would be mad on the piss.

playing chess in the bog on the taxpayer
because what has the t*xpayer ever done for me

>>152547691
crisp "sir" keir starmer

>getting convictwashed by these convict shitters
engshitter tears taste so sweet

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This is the last of the true #3 batsmen. Subhuman coward engshitters who hide down the order even though their coach asked them to bat up at #3 for the betterment of the team *cough cough joe the fraud poot* could never

No one's interested Zachy mate the cricket ended a few hours ago

>>152547695
>Ranjesh talking about washing
What would you know about it?

>>152547541
Fuck off, kike, speak for yourself

>>152547718
Here you go convict
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_cricket_team_in_India_in_2012–13

i feel an illness coming on, hopefully i'm too ill to do all the christmas stuff

>>152547728
I asked about your knowledge of soap and water Pranjeet, why are you posting about some test series on doctored pitches?

>Fucking Ed Cowan, Jackson Bird and Moses Henriques in the test squad
Grim times

I'm not britjeet
I have a functioning forehand

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>>152547762
You tell me convict

>kicked out fo a bar for shitting my hand an dthrowing it at the urnal
Why is this county so fucking uptight and dull?

would you guys mind if i gaypost here or should i keep it in /afl/?

>>152547412
do what i always do when i have no internet: throw rocks at long grassers from my balcony

my mate shit himself at a club when we were younger, called his mum to pick him up
went home got changed then his mum dropped him back out

>Australia’s median house price set to surpass historic $1m barrier in 2026
"This is fine"

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>wait two minutes
>spot three odd images
>verify email to attach image
>recite the torah
>pledge allegiance to the flag of the state of israel
>pay for netflix
>get the vaccine
just to blogpost that I'm downloading the aviator

I shart me undies once but they were my fav pair so I washed them quickly and still use them

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>>152548010
that's hatespeech. in the gulag

walking to bouldering

1 shift left

1 shit left

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>one day you will take a shit for the last time

love doing poos, me

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Is anyone here going tomorrow? It should be far cooler than today

>>152548545
no but steven may

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bought ice cream. I'm going to watch a film.

hit the forehand that saved Europe match point yesterday I reckon

Going into London tomorrow night for Christmas drinks

Gonna drink half a bottle of whisky on the train and hopefully save money on drinks that way

>>152548010
umm

its called capitalism bro

>>152547812
wbat is he doing

wiping someone elses arse?

>>152547164
dont defend his mediocrity

>>152547577
corr good kittingtonshire

>>152549225
can i come

shan't be going Donedon

>>152549386
Ok sure

/cric/ Christmas Donedon meetup 2025

>>152548545
need a better solution to sightscreens. the hill's a bit shit when they rope off 1/3 of it

>>152549203
ol bingo wings not a happy bunny after this one

bit worried about nasser hussain lads hes shaking a lot in interviews

>>152549406
where we meeting?

his mask slipped off at Perth steamworks I heard

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>>152549512
london

all I want for Christmas is to be able to go back in time and kill the guy who invented the boundary rope

its actually kinda amazing that cricket is still a sport in england

like do domestic clubs even make money?

how does ecb even make money

its a dying / dead sport financially

like athletics

we should create a /cric/ battalion when russia invades us, at least we'll be together when we die.

sounds good and all but I will be fighting alongside the Russians

>>152549512
Porterhouse

backpacklad still waiting for us to turn up at porterhouse

mediaberg keeps bumming York
my bags are so pumped

call it inherited investment intuition

0.8 of a shift left
feel like I haven't had time off in years even though its probably only been a few months
tis the nature of toil. essentially incessant

can i come and live you with zachy

depends

>>152549203
if you look like this yeah

i'd be a great roommate ngl
decent wage
work from home
clean up after myself
drinking buddy

but do you look like the pic?would only work out if you did
bearing in my flat is 1 bedroom and around 50 square metres and I have no interest in ever being bed buddies with a bloke

>roommate needs to be black
bit racist

is what it is

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Why are Pozzies so ruthless?

a one fucking bed flat
forget it i'll go elsewhere

how was your film turkbro

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/npl/ season over. Did not compare to the first season though. Hopefully next year is better and we get a couple of new venues. Pokhara would be a good one, but unlikely.

best 1 bedroom flat in the world
good luck on your search

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don't care what anyone says the sugababes were elite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7iZ-cxyA0

based Welsh bro
wish I didn't have toil tomorrow

>sugababes turned 40 this year
fucking hell

>>152550279
they're shit desu

they don't even have their 'whole again' ( atomic kitten)
just dire. no discernible melodies

sugababes were the Dua lipa of girl bands

if you don't like sugababes your opinions means NOTHING to me

not known for his music taste
curiously the Welsh are known for being a very musical species

My favourite Welsh musician was Ian Watkins

Bong bands are shit. Muh strawberry fields forever fucking gay and unc music muh oasis le angry we sound a bit like the pootles generic garbage muh pseud le scene bands fucking shithouse
cold chisel and acdc mog the entire bong music industry

up there with Rolf Harris

ah yeah that famous australian band musician uhhhh

Rolf did nothing wrong

If everything was styrofoam, love would cost a dime

>>152550706
try ride

Nowhere

Seagull
Kaleidoscope
Polar Bear
Sennen
In a Different Place

Vapour Trail
Paralysed
Dreams Burn Down
Today

>>152549203
>>152549203
meant dating iykswim haha
>>152548484
>>152548561

can't wait to go south (home) tomorrow

my physical home is in Yorkshire of course

Don't have my piss jug on me and the roommate is taking forever in the john

watching the darts

punching darts for me

>>152551037
not a sport
(though closer to a sport than the BBL)

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>unathletic Welsh genes

You have to be pissed to enjoy pro-darts

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Bong Bashing League? It's a real sport

I have an extremely close family member called gerwyn

Nonce

piss off sebbo

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*enters the thread*

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They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you, it's no place for the old
When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome, you were pretty, queen of New York City
When the band finished playing, they howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging, all the drunks, they were singing
We kissed on a corner, then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day

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morning

>>152551316
looks a bit like zachy and daniel from afar

>>152551123
Have you had him over to your bedsit yet?

>>152551316
is this a.i?

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>>152551442
nah mate

Crawley has played 10 more games than Don Bradman

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>Britzoloid blogposting hours

Henry Edward Bird (14 July 1829[1] – 11 April 1908) was an English chess player, author and accountant. He wrote the books Chess History and Reminiscences and An Analysis of Railways in the United Kingdom

>>152551425
isn't a bedsit
it's a bougie one bedroom within the city walls

but to answer your question, yes

sinking a ghost ship

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Question for boomers ITT
is this ashes series what the 90s/early 2000s were like?

no one here will remember and ashes before 2005

No one here remembers anything because they're mentally ill

t. cha bling bla man

albert dryden was pretty fucking based

>>152551863
GOTTEM

>>152548545
Yes mate getting ready to head in now, 3rd day in a row.
While it was hot yesterday there was a strong breeze at least in the riverbank stand. Unbelievably it felt cooler yesterday than day 1 thanks to the breeze.

>>152551810
can remember way back until I was 18 months old actually
have very good long term memory generally
lucky I never got the insulin shock therapy they used to use on poor souls 50 years ago. Townes Van Zandt never got over that shit

can remember being in nursery me

I unironically think England and Wales will win this test match

>>152552028
based
I have heard some l cases at work of people not being able to remember before the age of like 8. proper horrifying NPC shit

I dont remember things well

memory and IQ massively correlated
long-term memory especially

reading isnt a hobby
its consumption, just like watching a marvel movie

bed looms

bouldering is the hobbiest of hobbies

I remember being in the womb

Bowling attack of Tom Taylor, Beyers Swanepoel, Ben Allisson, Matthew Waite, and Ethan Brookes? Yeah, we're going to make the County Championship Division 2 look like an absolute JOKE next year

Consumed The Golden Road: How Ancient India Transformed the World (2024) earlier

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>bowling attack

looks like the neek brainlet is in

Cant wait for anoter big snicko momemt, especially if it goes in favour of Australia
Love seeing the poms seethe

>>152549339
this is so britsebbo coded

sugarbabes were fucking shite Welsh bro
think he's trolling at this point

con his way to laras record

had 8 cans of Guinness but going to bed completely sober
doesn't even touch the sides

Pie mash and beans

surprise surprise drinky b gets pissed all evening (on a worknight), blogposts off topic on cric, and then collapses into bed before the cricket starts

spending my summer break sober
shall be working on my projects from the sanctity of the family beach house
golf every day of course

>>152552867
What's your handicap?

>>152552915
13 right now, but prob be back at 11 by the end of summer - will report back

>>152552832
based

>>152552867
>golf
kys

>>152552931
No I meant how fucking disabled do you have to be to enjoy golf?

Leave zachy alone

>>152552964
gottem

>>152552964
thats not what a handicap is retard

/cric/ - Zacharald discussion

Unironically think we are under attack lads can hear explosions

>>152553061
Part and parcel innit

>>152553061
just fireworks lads, go back to sleep

garn for a surf then cric later maggots

>>152553118
beat up a new surfer for me lad x

Me? Appreciate golf

Cricket is a sport where a dozen or so men walk into a paddock and have sex with each for half the day, then they go eat crumpets or something, then they come out and have sex in the paddock again. Ten thousand people watch this fo a fee

>>152553126
Have you seen The Surfer (2024)? Good film

>>152553170
nah havent watched a film or tv show in around 8 years

>>152553178
You should watch The Surfer (2024). Good film

>>152553191
I dont own a tv :(

>>152553160
turned into the giant from Jack & the beanstalk at the end there lad