Alri. We're in Edinburgh this week for the Scottish Open, the last main event before Christmas. This event has a recent track record of having meme winners, such as Gary Wilson and Lei Peifan. Who will be the lucky cueist this week? >Results: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=22&season=2025>Fixtures: https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025>Streams: just ask :)>Upcoming events:Scottish Open - 15-21 DecBritish Seniors Open - 26-28 DecChampionship League - 2 Jan>Latest news:Mark Selby won the UK Championship. J*dd Trump continues to not win events.Bai Yulu has won 31 matches in a row (on the Women's tour).the Shoot-Out was won by a senior amateur, making a mockery of the whole thing.
Anime.This is me gwanning my boys, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
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>>152548032>jester zests>new thread appearswoah...
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>>152548032(a) winning a pro tournament is the most prestigious way to end it, just like the 2025 Cruce
Watch before IT happenshttps://sports.stream2watch.pk/s2w/905
ITS HAPPENING
12 reds 12 blacks
>>152548166FUCK
Selbros, it's over...
Failed maximum aside, are we finally returning to the Selbywinslol era?
>>152548189you've jinxed it. Nppppn comeback starts now.
>>152548032Nice OP
>>152548189As long as I stay single I think. Which I'm happy to be. I want to see a triple crown from our lemon man this season.
>Noppot
Ever noticed how Selby plays his best with Marcel at his side?
Do they still do the thing where if you lose a match without potting a ball you have to waddle a full circuit round the table with your trousers round your ankles?
>>152548256Marclel is a source of zesty power
dat lemon
If Selby doesn't clear up, Noppy should come to the table, pot a single ball and then shake hands (and optionally bow)
Poor Nopper.Databaize: Selby won the last 9 frames and 12 matches he played.>>152548363>(and optionally bow)He's a Thai, it's not optional.
>>152548315Andy Murray? That's clearly Judd Trump
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>Noppoff Singedham>Thepbaiya Oh-Nooo
>>152548315That's me playing snooker, pot a nice long red and miss easy colours off the spot.
>previous /147/ didn't end with Hako
>>152548463Poland slacking
>Thais removedGWAN CHANGGWAN WOO>>152548463>>152548497I completely forgot about the previous thread after moving to this one. This is why I don't like it when a new thread appears while the previous one is still alive.
GWAN 4CHANG
This is the most uninspiring lineup in ages. They should reschedule this event.
>>152548532It does have an awful place in the calendar, Scots should kick off about it
>waiting for Are Girls
>waiting for the Allel vs YCP final
>>152548562>waiting for Yasmine gf to fall out of the sky on my lap and marry me
Post odds on Yeezy and Selt, I give 3:1>>152548539Pretty great turnout so far thougbeit, I must be the only Scot at home
>>1525485891000/1
New captcha is doing my fucking head in>>152548032>Rob Walker outsideKek>Bai has won 31 matches in a rowThat's pretty insane, we need more pretty girls to get into snooker somehow
>>152548609I'd take those lunatic odds, I wouldn't give Higgins 1000:1 odds against me, everyone has bad days
>>152548628I can think of another reason not to give Higgins those odds agains tyou
>>152548632Awww thanks anon ^^ mwah
>>152548613>Rob Walker outsideHe can't enter unless you invite him
>>152548645https://voca.ro/1itN9rHZfGz5
>>152548609
>>152548315>Tennis Taylor
>>152548659Kek.
>>152548628Are you the poster who used to be good? Much as I know that players can sometimes fail to pot a ball all day, I play like that consistently so I think 1000/1 odds of victory for myself against John Higgins are pretty accurate.
>>152548677>doubting the yeez
>>152548032>watching the seniors open on fucking boxing daythat's the saddest thought I'd ever had the displeasure of experiencing btw, before I remembered these old cunts are playing in it on boxing day
>>152548722how much do you have to hate your family to attend that lmao
>>152548713No I'm not good, never played amateur league and will maybe pot five balls in a row once during an evening. But if I was playing the Higgs boson at an exhibition match you should definitely put £2 down for a £2k payout, no bookie will give any match those odds
>>152548384kek>>152548581A-Any day now!
>>152548659lol
>>152548728I think you don't watch jimmy white play alfie burden on boxing day because you hate your family, you do it because your family hates you
>the worrier
Koiren "囧" Wilson
>>152548775>no devil trips
>>152548865>recognised as a Japanese kanji>not used in a single Japanese wordHmm.
Eh, that was a nice green with a position to yellow. Green to brown as well. Not bad, my soldier, not bad.
>>152548714
Chang: I NWoo: I N troubles.
I really like the noises the balls make when they do the slowmo
Feelin' wu queazy
the 4-1/4-0 trend continues
Wooo...>>152549179Yes, six matches today, all 4-0 or 4-1.
*ruins ur comfy event*Have a merry Christmas
>>152549261Lelt getting smashed in the final would be pretty funny
>Selby's win against Noppon was his 1147th professional match win
Land: S E L T E D
>>152549261It pleases my autism that we could have a quarter final lineup entirely of Anglo v China matches. Yeezy winning would have ruined that.
>>152548865Wtf how do you type the Koiren emoji?
>>152548865>囧 means helplessness, disappointment, sad, depressed, hurt, “blah” or “ugh.”siiiiirsssss
GWAN the Panda and Chris Coomlin
>>152549963smug lil rat fella
GWAN SIGWAN THE MOUSE
BOBBINSTURY
Hoping everyone invested heavily in my Chang Bingyu OC when I first posted it
>>152549751it was never typed, it was only ever copy & pasted
Mork has learned how to make century breaks again. It's over for China.
>>152550993Of course. will be posting it when he wins the worlds.
lelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHrhRWBo5xo
>1-1>3-2Wonder which pair will have to wait until Wake and Si are done.>>152551436Practising in case they ever have to play against Selt, I see.
>>152551436Damn now i want to see them fight to the death
>>152548827underrated
M O U S E C I D E R
>>152551717Based, he did it.
>>152551717would NOT drink
>>152551339What's with Selb and Morph this season, did they stop using their weighted cues and sponsor badges
>>152551339>>152551759Oh sorry I misread, I don't want to engage with discourse about Mork to encourage him to keep playing snooker
>>152551747Always bet on are Panda>>152551751Wise decision, you'd probably start some sort of mental mega plague.
>>152551808>Always bet on are Panda
>Eats, shoots and leavesthat's my Zhang Panda
GWAN ZHOUGWAN ZAK>>152552061To give us a decider, he meant, obviously.>>152552120Heh.
Bing will steal this frame
Zak looks quite a bit like Selt, and seethes in a similar manner too.>>152552922Well, he didn't. Instead, he lost 3 frames in a row.
>>152552922>loses the next three framesThank you Bing, very cool!
>>152553525>Surety Selt if he was related to that alien nibba from Prometheus
Do you want to see Ronnie play a Chinese 8 ball exhibition and then play 10 red snooker on a Chinese 8 ball table? Well now you can.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BNfgTE_VFo
>>152553628I simply do not care for Ronald O'Sullivan
>>152553559Kek.>>152553628Whoa, that's literally exactly what I wanted to do during the weekend.
Midnight B I N G C I D E R
Z H O U C I D E RGWAN ZHOU
>>152553628>and then play 10 red snooker on a Chinese 8 ball tableIsn't that called Wuhan Open?
Now Surety stole a frame, winning it 62-61, not bad. Another decider maybe, but it's 3-2 right now.
Zhou: I NGWAN ZAK
>Bing maldingthat shite break off killed him>>152554059gwan the second midnightcider
Z H O U T U R Y
hey does anyone got a nice link man i promise im good for it
>>152554119https://snooker-live.ru/
>>152554149arigatou anon-chan
>>152554200np
FRIDAY - Scottish Open Quarterfinals (bo9)>12:00Mark Selby v Chang Bingyu>Followed byChris Wakelin v Zhou Yuelong>19:00Mark Allen v Jumpin' Joe O'ConnorMatthew Selt v Jiang Jun
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