>Lap:#8298>Countdown to WINTER TESTING AND THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>152535832>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2025 WEC Final Standings:HAM: 1,516NOR: 1,423TSU: 1,407>News:Max is 3 nowIt's still winter, and nothing ever happensBarcelona to alternate with SpaHorner wants back, who cares?Gasly: "In some sort of way, I was glad Red Bull demoted me"Hamspammer is still cycling through proxies
gimi?
>>152549840The goat section
lewis will return next season
>>152549840Moot, delete this thread. We have one already.>>152535676>>152535676>>152535676>>152535676
This is the thread
Agree
>>152549840he will make it to 48
>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race
How many ferrari drivera are there with out ever doing a podium?
You WILL be rooting for England's Brave Lando Norris to win the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award, right /f1/?
>>152549930He will kobe himself before that happens
>>152549938>personality>women nominated
>>152549938grim
>>152549938I'm voting for littler
>>152549933Not as many as you would think. I don't have the exact number right now, but it's a short list that was, until recently, led by Ivan Capelli. Merzari and Gendebien also never got one. And of course, there are meme placements like Badoer, who was Massa's mid-season replacement for two races (both of which went terribly) in 2009.
>>152549938McIlroy to win it for being the only non-English there
>>152549975and bearman
>>152549938grim lineup. darts man for mewhos the curly bint top right?
>>152549951Yes women are personalities too anon>>152549954Why do you think it's grim?>>152549968Do you not like Lando? I think I would welcome any Brit winning the F1 championship. Unless the person was a cunt, but I don't think Lando is a cunt
>>152549984Elephanto "Ellie" Kildunne
>>152549938Chloe Kelly is the one with the bouncy tits? Her then.
>>152549993onya champ. added to my wankbank
death to m*rcedes as always
>>152550022Wins to McLarenWins to FerrariWins to MercedesDNFs to R*d B*ll
>>152549938ryan "relentless" joyce
death to mcl*rendeath to any and all br*ts
death to fags
newey bros... they got us...
>>152549871Nigga you crossed out the first WDC ever
>>152549983barely a manbut its expected that bearman will get the ferrari seat in the future, so that wont lastferrari once was the team that went for big names, the michaels, the kimis(he wasnt champion then so meh), alonsos prosts vetels, and but lattely they arent looking but that name any more, a sainz, a bearman a charles, we will ignore hamil
>>152549975What is memoryholed is Fisichella not doing better at all when he took over from Badoer, only his first weekend was decent but he was the slowest on the entire grid for several of the other races.
>>152550098You argument falls flat right at the end because Hamilton was all name, they knew he'd be 40 years old when he's driving for them
I humbly ask for the Stop being poor Ricci pic
>>152549968>>152549984Littler seems like a right cunt
>>152550112>they knew he'd be 40 years oldalonso is 47, is isnt alo 2012-2014 but is the same driver, so is hamil, he isnt hamil 2016-2018 but is the same driverwhat im saying is that age isnt the biggest factor on lewis sucking ass, is just that he is and always has been average at most
>>152550113
>>152550151It is a factor when signing a driver and Ferrari would have considered it if the quality was their main focus but they wanted the name value.And Alonso didn't get shit on by Ocon when he was already 40+ but he definitely didn't set the world on fire against him either, especially in quali where he now supposedly is so good in with Stroll being his teammate.
>>152550097Chuck will never win a WDC but is 1000x the driver
>>152550176if its hard for more than 40 laps you should speak to a doctor
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>152550184jamica... you should see a doctor if you can't keep it hard for more than 40 laps
>>15255017321 was a bad year for alonso, after a 2 year brake, 22 is a great season, i still think that was his best after his return, in austin he was lapping 1 sec faster than ocon in real paceand yes, ocon is a better driver than strolland yeah, as i have been saying all this season, alonsos season in qualy have been great, one of his bests, i think that outside the top 4 only hadjar has more q3s, and i think that the visa was the 5 car ahead of williams
>>152550201edgelord
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>152549840>now>gap between Lewis and the next worst driver is 6 racesHow is it "now"? Seems like it happened months ago.
brawn
>>152550184>>152550201Go to Thailand. Either you or her will go hard or 40+ laps
>>152550260
>>152550260Speaking of Thailand why is there a bid to run a new grand prix in Thailand but not using the existing FIA Grade 1 circuit that's already there?Granted it's a Tilke work of art, the racing would probably be mediocre, but it's there and requires no extra building up. Good racing doesn't seem like the priority for F1 regardless.
>>152550289>>152550301
>>152550301I feel like every DRS zone that could exist on this circuit would be back to back. Why are all the turns in the third sector?
>>152550301you'll get another garbage street track and you WILL love it
>>152550066ALRIGHT GUYS
>Max: He's had a really rough year, and still does. And it's really difficult actually. You know, I can't even fully comprehend myself how difficult it all is for him to do his job of course and then at home go on with life. Yeah, I don't know. It's very difficult to describe. Of course you hear us sometimes on the radio having our moments of course, and then afterwards I of course sometimes think too, "Yeah, should I have done that?" But you're so in it with everyone, of course, and so is he, on the track he's also doing the best-- But yeah, then you've had your weekend and then you go back to your home situation and then you think, "F off with your F1". what the fuck has befallen this man?
>>152550301One is in bumfuck and one is in the only place in Thailand people know.
>>152550382he has a schumacher at home
>>152550335Eh...hand wobble. Seems like it's better than Jeddah.
>>152550495Sector 2 looks screwy with that esses section. Sector 3 is boring.
>>152550301buriram is in the middle of nowhere
you now remember franco colapinto
>>152550677i was having a good day
>>152550258sprawng
>>152550003More her arse and legs for me.I'd love her to kick me square in the bollocks then laugh about it with her team mates.
>>152550677>colapiss
El musical
>>152551051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db-iyoR3lzw
DARK MAGADARK PAPAYA
>>152550677Thanks
>>152550160Thanks mate
>>152550677My pinto lives colado to my leg, it's infuriating.
why the fuck will the active aero be automatic? why not make the gearbox fully automatic while they're at it
>>152551298>jackdoohan.webm
>>152550882Keep an EyE out for those things
It rained for 24 hours continuously Neighbour collected the rain water in a Wheely bin I hate captcha
>>152550677you now remember f1 drivers kneeling before races to solve racism
ynr Logan Sargeant
Do you watch any of the F1 drivers when they stream on Twitch?
ynr Nyck de Vries
you know remember michael "KWAB of the century" schumacher
>>152551372is he gonna go for a quick dip?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpbywVudzOc
>>152551494>TwitchWhy would I watch terrorist supporting animal abusers?
ynr hadjar's cbt at suzuka
>>152551298To make sure some window licker doesn't keep it in low drag setting and sends it into the wall at 300kmh.
>>152551563one person we know for a fact who isn't gooning to anything anymore
>>152550382he got pozzed
>>152551826I thought asians censor genitals
>feetReally?
>>152551843Feet is the only thing that was concerning?
>>152551372It’s been a particularly miserable winter in bongland so far :(
shes good
>>152551372Do you think he got the loicense for that?F1 because of F1 super license
>>152551896who
Lando Norris is about to win BBC Personality of the YearOnly has to beat some golfer and some silly female rugby player
>>152551932bbc in this case does not mean british broadcasting corporation
>>152551932Bro that's crazy!
>>152551932Never mind, he lost it to (Irishman) Rory McIlroy
are rory deserves it for finally winning the masters
>>152551932>Lando Norris is about to win BBCCongrats to Lando Norris then. I guess he's into that kind of thing.
Greg Biffle is kill
>george russell didn't win it eitherthis is discrimination against browns by the bbc
>>152552001max needs to take notesowning your own plane is asking for it
>McIlroy >personality
>>152552045>women>personality
>>152552013George isn't brown.
>>152552059>Norris>Russell >personality
>>152552070>littler>personality
>>152552059They have two
>>152552063brown nipples = brown
>>152552089>comparative adjective >personality
>>152552137>comparative adjectiveNope. Comparative form of "little" is "less".
>>152552137huh? i'm talking about athlete luke littler what was nominated for the bbc spotyhere pictured with another loser
>>152552157>my penis is little, but yours is even lessNo.
>>152552053Best week of my whole year.
>>152552109Then the foot jap is brown
>>152552181Life actually now that I think about more.
>>152551582>>152551923He uses it for his greenhouse
>>152552176You'd use "small" and "smaller" in this case.Little is traditionally more adequate for quantities:>Alex has little patience.>Ben has even less.>But Chris has the least patience of all of them.
>nico hulkenberg posts on 4chan
I mean, honestly!
>>152552232Huh, you're right. Damn, that dude's going to have to change his name to Smaller now.
>>152551932>BBC Personality of the Year
>lando norris is the formula 1 world champion>and the crowd goes mild
Luke Littler? More like Luke Fatcunt lol!
>>152552507imagine winning the title and nobody gaf, and you're not even considered the best driver of the season either by anyonetruly soulless
>>152552622even lewis fans wanted max to win, that should tell you everything.
>>152552586Oh, I didn't realize that his name was Luke.Is he also named after a Star Wars character, like Norris is?
>>152552642tifosi too, and they fucking despised max in 2022
>f1 25 is nominated for vr game of the year in steamIt runs like ass on pretty much everything apart from massively overspec'd streamer computers. It barely even counts as a vr game.
>>152552642>>152552677>>152552622because everyone knows this year was an obvious rigging. its rigged next year too thats why mclaren were allowed to run moving aero flexiwings and flexi-drs for 3/4 of the season
>he didn't win the race in which he won championshipinterestingly Lewis did this 5/7 times
>>152552835i am still playing f1 2020 but i kind of want to get the f1 25, my computer is good and i don't plan to use vr so i shouldn't have a problem maxing it out.
calm down
>>152552884Well, it's on sale right now.
>>152552885I will snap
>>152552895I should add that the biggest reason to get 2025 would be that you can do f2 career now. Not sure if that existed in 2020 or not.
>>152552233there's a high likelyhood at least one of the rookies post here because of the anonymity there's a 100% certainty at least someone that works on the team posts here
Red Bull is officially gay as fuck now, no longer the bad boys of F1, and I can't wait for Horner to return
>>152552903yes f2 driver career was a thing in 2020 but it was extremely barebones
I can't wait til everyone suddenly becomes a Aston Martin / Stroll fan next year because of Newey
>>152552914>bad boys of F1that's your brain on dts
>>152552950>back to back shitter championsgrim
>>152552975Who are the real bad boys ?
>>152552950not happening, strulovich is only good maybe twice a year when it's wet and even then it's a 50/50 whether he fucks into a barrier/gravel
>>152552950He deserves one wet race win
>>152552986>real bad boysthere is nononly new Great Satan
>>152552950Imagine Alonso getting shat on by Stroll to the WDC
alonso is an agent of chaos so he would probably find it amusing
Well I mean Fernando is having a kid soon so...
Retardo has been Tiananmen-style memoryholed and greggs beef just fucking died.Uneventful day for motorsport altogether.
>>152553034not after brazil 2024
>>152552203Yep
>>152549938>two female soccer players>a female rugby playerWhat shite year it was for you
/f1/ should host the exposure gala and all drivers should be forced to attend it. drunk jamaica anon will host
>>152552898snap dis dickwait no..
>>152553209we should have sent the winner a trophy atleast
Alex "Gary Glitter" Albon
i think i could kill 25 kids, like 9-10 years old, yeah
>>152553510the vs doesn' mean kill in this case. it means fuck
i dont want alonso to be a dc, helping to build a team to be cucked out of the resultsif alo retires without winning it i want aston to burn
Bottas has abandoned his Finnish-ness and become fully Australian
>>152553573based af
>>152553602i think is cringenot that i care
>>152553209we all know that chuck urinated on himself but he will never admit it
>>152553573finns have openly announced their hatred of their own countryman, I can't blame bottas for leaving.
>>152553573Reddit: the driver and Reddit: the country have linked up! Need it or keep it?
>>152553666double it and give it to the next guy
>>152553666>Reddit: the countryclearly that is NZ
>>152553666based. i thought you guys were changing your flag so you dont look like them anymore?
>>152553678no, no, its definitely you.
>>152553702pretty much everyone under 40 born in NZ lives here, so we're effectively the same country
>>152553678is he flying wizz? can't afford a bizjet like the rest of them?
>>152553726can't even get a seat in the same aisle as his girlfriend kek
why dont they go in f1? fun and fastat least inside europe
>>152553714hes a faggot in a way that makes you understand why people hate themunlike bearman who is a faggot in a cute way
>>152553768he seems to be getting more openly gay with each passing year
dude he's not gay quite seething
why do girls take pic/vids when they are crying?
no wait I meant to post this one
>>152553838
>>152553978whys he driving like dat doe
>>152553978Had Lando been drinking before that video?
>>152554056From his rectum
>>152554034that's how a WDC drives
My king
Which years did Hamilton drive a cheater car again.
>>152554122The more I watch this video the more I think Norris should have a 10 second penalty for overtaking off track and not giving back position. He had the entire right side of the track to overtake he chose to dive left and go off track.
when do we start putting the car launch dates in the OP?
>>152554178>Which years did Hamilton drive a cheater car again.2007 to 2024.
>>152554178ferrari confirmed to be pure and incapable to cheat
>>152554192It's inexplicable why he felt the need to overtake on the inside. Same mistake he made in Canada, just there wasn't a wall there in Abu DhabiAlso the stewards saying he was forced off when he had the entire other 3/4 of the track free reveals just how ridiculous the stewarding decision not to penalize him was
>>152554048lol, what a gay!
>>152554192Especially as you can watch the same video they would have had access to, and see that Lando had plenty of time to go back to the right and go around Yuki on the track. He just decided to try and keep the line he didn't really have, and went off track.And instead of the stewards going "well, that's just racing some times.", they give Yuki a five second penalty for defending in the most basic way possible and let Lando off with going off the track to gain an advantage.Which is a much bigger asterisk on a wdc "win" than the race director deciding to have one last lap of racing to decide the championship instead of a gay ass finish under a safety car.
>>152554048>lovingly touching the guys hair at the end
>>152554437if this is upside down what's the top of the image
>>152554590I would presume the tire barriers that he (joe) slammed into.
>>152553573What a divorce does to a man. I've seen worst, really.
>>152554659he's effectively defacto married to his bogan Aussie girlfriend, they met in 2019 and now own a winery in South Australia together
>>152554691Nah man, a divorce lingers on a man's mind even if he marries again. I've seen it and experience it. I'm not the same cunt I was before getting booted the first time.
>>152554178The Mercedes era is such a stain in f1 history, 8 straight years with an OP car to statpad records for globohomo. It's a pleasure to witness in real time as history fixes itself and the records fall one by one to a real GOAT driver
>>152554691why do they look infertile
>>152554691past a certain age, a man with no children can be a bad thing
>>152554828you can tell that just from a photo?
>>152554844yeah I believe I can, call it discernment.
homophobic cunt
>>152554617But that just looks like sky, even now it's the right way up
GIMI GIMI GIMI GIMI GIMI GIMI GIMI GIMI GIMI GIMI GIMI
>>152555069I'm pretty sure the shot is just about this time, taken from behind the fence at the far left of the grand stands from this shots point of view, that's also catching the backside of the wrap on the tires or something.It is also possible that whoever took the image edited it so it was more a trick than just it being turned over.
how can anyone impress you when you're the best, epically a random zoomer roockie nepo.
>>152555311I suspect it's the latter. Neat either way.
>>152555336You being better than everyone else doesn't mean you can't recognize people that are also pretty good.
queso needed a touch more stock today but the reintroduction of mexiblend was a godsend
>>152555311and then George couldn't handle not being the centre of attention for a brief moment so he got out of his car to run onto the track.
>>152549840https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766108997224038.webm
>>152553714how is there somehow always more footage of goblando acting like such a faggot, there is absolutely zero chance he has never taken cock
>>152555978
>>152555978>howZoomers document ther whole lives (and their friends' lives) on social media.
>>152555978I think you can count on one hand the amount of active F1 drivers who have never sucked a penis
>>152555978>goblando acting like such a faggot>acting
>Retired Turn Left driver Greg Biffle and family among seven dead in North Carolina plane crash
>>152556229very sad story
>>152555978google bearman if you want some real formula zest
>>152556229already discussed >>152552001
>>152556394everything is already posted. this isnt /r9k/
>>152556427>this isnt /r9k/
>>152556394Do NOT do this to me JamaicaFirst you betray me by stopping your benderAND you stopped making threadsDo NOT do this to me right now i dont need thisIm already betrayed
>>152556462wtf did jamaica anon really do these things to you? so rude
everyone mad at me again hehe
>>152556567they just hate you because you're black
>>152556659
we're all blackwhen the lights go out
>>152556734except someone would be a void in the darkness
>>152556859>a void in the darknessthe chuck lecluck experience
>>152556462>First you betray me by stopping your benderhe got sober and barely even mentioned it to the thread. for that, that motherfucker is dead to me
>sent my 'rarigal i'm rizzing up the ferrari tweet from last thread yesterday>not having forgotten to tack on "my condolences">hasn't replied to me sincehow badly did i fuck up? give it to me straight.
>>152556084>count on one hand the amount of active F1 drivers who have never sucked a penisHulkenberg, Alonso, Verstappen (giving Jos the benefit of the doubt here).Probably also Sainz, Albon, Stroll (too ugly to get anyone to offer his dick).Not sure about Ocon and Hadjar.
