you're thinking about it

>>152553651
is he gonna breed 'em?

>>152553651
>polish flag talks about american internal affairs
another episode of the periphery of the empire look to it's centre.

stop. seek help.

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Trumps gone Full Spinal Tap lmao

>>152553651
Patriot Games sounds like a mid-90s Action movie

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>>152553758
Trump confused it with Hunger Games
he is getting on a bit tbf.

>>152553758
Yeah, like one of the ones based off a Tom Clancy novel or something

Is he just doing the long walk or something?

>>152553784
>>152553800
I knew I've seen it.
Tom Clancy Action Movies were slop, but they were better than Marvelslop

>>152553651
Depends on the games. If it's a strongman or american gladiator thing then my guess based entirely off stereotypes is a southern state or some north-east lumberjack. If it's a variety of warm weather track and field events then I wonder if California's population will make up for their faggotry.

>>152553651
how many of them will be brown and gay? that's the real question sports fans want to know

>>152554023
California has an advantage in basically every type of athletic competition due to the year-round temperate weather and the largest population. A lot of athletes are leftists/libs and a lot of fatasses are republican. Im expecting gymnastics, track and field, swimming, and other summer Olympics type events.

california or florida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfmrPu43DF8

>>152554104
>implying he'd let leftists win
most of the state advantages would be negated by the format of the contest. Obv. CA can produce a herd of athletes that would individually Trump the competition in most specialist disciplines. But if its only girl/boy, one of each, representing, gives every state some chance. Its a stoopid fucking format, obv. it will just be heptathletes or whoever who will enter/win, being halfway passable at everything but not especially good in anything.

>>152553651
Is this really the government's job?

how fucking embarrassing

>>152553651
Kek who jad this on their authoritarian bingo?
He still has got to change the time zones, forbid some kind of clothing and build a new city

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>>152554104
A lot of stick insects are leftist/libs and a lot of people who have touched a barbell are republican. The question isn't which body type a state's unathletic boomers trend towards. Like I said it probably depends on the sport. If it's something indoorsy or combat adjacent then perfect beach weather isn't going to help much.

>>152554345
Anyone who's good at anything isn't a conservative

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>>152554297
>your Government is henceforth IMMEDIATELY and EXCLUSIVELY reassigned to Monument Building, such to be dedicated to the Glory of Great Emperor Trump
>By Executive Order, Pres. DJT, Bitches.
You really wanna nip this sheeeit in the bud before it gets out of hand, his Arc de Trump >>152553754 here and the continually expanding (in size and budget) Whitehouse Golden Dance Palace, these grandiosities are not the Good Signs of a Mentally Happy Camper. Picrel went off the rails and bankrupted the state of Bavaria building ever-madder castles till they had to kidnap him and drop him in the lake. Trump is treading exactly the same path, except he#s building ever gaudier trash.

>>152554487
You're talking something out of learny-books aren't ya? I don't care about some shit that happened 20 years ago

>trumps announcement #83 out of 745 over the next 3 days to distract from the Epstein files release

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>>152554541
your President is currently living around 100 BC - he's rn imagining himself Presiding over the Patriot Games, thumbs up or thumbs down'ing the poor contestants. Not that I personally give a shit, however, the lads a complete banger and he will get steadily Worse. Way Way Worse.

Take your doge check money and tariff check and buy a ticket!

>>152554331
>and build a new city
We know what it's going to be called: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKhMP2r4XGk

>>152554487
> He was also a devoted patron of the composer Richard Wagner. Ludwig spent all his own private royal revenues (although not state funds as is commonly thought) on these projects, borrowed extensively, and defied all attempts by his ministers to restrain him. This extravagance was used against him to declare him insane, a determination that is now questioned
I am waiting for the "Imagine trusting wikipedia" cope.

Depends on the weather. If it's under 70, cross out Florida, California, Arizona, etc

>create laughably obvious scam
>put the word patriot on it
>every redneck immediately throws all their money at it
A tried and true system

>>152554929
you can quibble over minor pedantries such as where exactly these 'private royal revenues' he was blowing through like a drunken sailor were coming from (clue: also the state) - eod, the story ends the same way regardless. He got declared nutso and dropped in a lake. And Peace reigned over the Land, finally freed from the noise of 24/7 castle builders.

>>152553651
Commiefornia, Texas or Florida, just based on the numbers. NY is big too, but it's cold and most athletes are from warm weather states because they can practice year round

>>152553651
Is tom brady playing?

>>152553651
Based

>>152555007
Just needs some extra "freedom", "liberty", and the latest: "school choice"

I think this is a fair lineup of the most patriotic athletic contests:
-sprint
-pool sprint
-army style obstacle course
-shotput/javelin
-wrestling
-shooting (pistol, rifle, skeet, running through obstacle course with pop-up targets, paintball)
-sumo except in football gear
-throwing foot and baseballs through swinging tires
-knocking each other off of balance beams with quarterstaffs with big marshmallows on the end

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>>152553758
joking or zoomer?

>>152553651
>UFC @ White House
>now this
so its official trump is the Tackiest USA president of all time

jesus christ what a waste of money

>>152556480
Sounds like lib is OWNED!! Now excuse me while I shit myself, I bet the libs will have to smell it!

Americans will do anything before having healthcare

So much seethe ITT

>>152553651
This is some Hunger Games shit. Sounds based.

>>152556289
Teddy had a boxing ring in the White House.

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>>152553651
If this isn't one of the events, I'm boycotting.

>>152553651
Florida

>>152553651
>one male and one female per state
Janny will finally be forced to choices that sex is a sport.