>>152552550
My Starsies :)
>>152558295I'm tired, boss.
Why are Nylander and Matthews such prissy fagsI don't understand why they refuse to play anymore, and now it's infected the entire team Who do they hate at MLSE
>>152558308Should have this guy on Nash's face
>>152558389SCARRRR
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
I still want to see "Wild" Bill Irwin in the hockey hall of fame
>>152558518oh no! a spoiler for game that's almost a decade old and I've played through twice already! maybe you can spoil where some fucking robins are, been hunting those fucks for hours
My ragsies
>size 39 pants
Are 1st pair dmen not supposed to play 30 minutes all of a sudden now?
F L A M E SLAMES
>>152558567that's definitely a dude kwab probably a 10/10 in texas. hockey is not for you btw
>>152558539
>>152558652Lmao gottem
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McShit>McSissy>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
why is trb crying so hard lately? trb sr. found the bud1 2x4?
>>152558652Hockey is for those who winThe sunbelt runs the NHL kiddo. Sorry you're on the losing end
>>152558793>on the losing endreminds me of trb on 04/17/22
>>152558686Kek that's good shit pal
>>152558848>palsynonym of bud, who 1
My penguins ):
Is Wolf going to blow another game for Calgary?
My coach told me it's not worth winning if you can't win big :)
>>152559040We won't know until he's gone down forthe last time
what happened to jarry?
>>152559122Came up lame after going post to post
>>152559040naw kraken are choke masters
>>152559091
>>152559122He sucks
My coach told me IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS
>a tale of chokejobs
>>152559131They are still apprentices.
>rags
#Drunk4ZappaRemember that Swedes cat.
not even the flames will be able to go 4 powerplays without scoring against the kraken
my sharkies :)
>>152559232Get a fucking life. You and the swede.
>>152559232yeah im sure he didnt just steal the pictures from reddit to bait for attention like the other "swedish" freak who posted his flaccid cock
>>152559315>>152559321It gave me an excuse to drink.Kiss my ass.
>>152559333I know it did faggot
>>152559346Sticks and stones, bitch.Go Sharks.
the league's pp just scored on the league's worst pk on the their 5th try
>lgbtning
Huomenta but the opposite
>>152559166told ya
>>152559637night, sweatie
my starsies :)
I keep thinking this is Gary
>>152559889you reminded me about my daily drunken shitpost in cric (i vpn in as a burger)
u h oh, Dallass uh o
Flames Maniacs we did it
mckenna will fix all of our problem and turn this team into a dynasty
Shorksbros, we are going to still get beat but 'ack 'rini is going to put the team on his back and end up with 4 points anyways.The almost comeback starts NOW.
>rainbelt
lol sharkies suck
epic nedsimply epic
>>152560339I'm afraid my Penguins have decided they want him after all, sorry sharksbro
>>152560452LOL
>>152560452He's beginning to experience smitty withdrawl.
KWAB
>>152560932he should know by now that sharks defenders hate touching the puck
my graf :)
>It's a one goal game for the Sharks
Sharks are going to win this game because of the vibes I'm currently feeling.Fuck Texas.
I'm telling you this kid Carter Hart plays like he gets pussy. He's got that Alberta swagger, we should trade Akira and lock Hart up
nice effort graf, but next time shoot the puck
>will smith (hockey) is out of his sling
hey bro's whats up i'm playing diablo :)
didn't ask :)
i asked :)
>>152561486We should trade Akira for a defenceman ASAP
sharkies:(
!!! STARS WIN !!!
why are the sharks such a dirty fuckin' team?
dylan won
>>152561681decency won anon, decency won
>>152561675
>>152561658Is that Dua Lipa?
>>152561705>i suck cock for a living and seethe about Americakwab
Good game. Tomorrow will be the real test
>>152561574who do you have in mind king
>>152561746dullass has failed the no milly test for 25 years kwab
>>152561728you're the only one having a tantrum here, anon, and it's not clear what you're pretending is so outrageous.
>>152561759KEK true kwab
I'm just saying, even the most loathsome white knight redditor can't deny that Carter Harts return after a 2 year layoff is very impressive. Imagine how good he's going to look when the Knights get healthy and add some help through trades. I'm thinking a cheeky little cup run is on the menu
>>152561762>blah blah blah blahkwab
>>152561817you understand it doesn't hurt anyone else's feelings that you're obviously having a meltdown over something taking place inside your head?
>>152561752Bro imagine Owen Power next to Shea, I'd settle for Byram if the price for Power is too steep
My Blues are 0-8 in OT this season.
>>152561884based
>>152561850Somehow worse than my penguins
>>152561850if it wasn't for those 8 points they'd be in last place
no team in the eastern conference has a record below .500
>>152562105Gary .500*
>>152562070But they're not in last place though
When McLeod needed an alpha male studmuffin to break the ice and get the party started he called Carter Hart, think about it
watching some kino
1993
there should be a team named after squirrels specifically because i like squirrels the Saskatchewan Squirrels and their mascot would be called Nutty the Squirrel they would be totally shit for a substantial amount of years like most expansion teams but they would have a considerably sized fansbase based in Sasquatchawan and also me because as previously mentioned, i like squirrels and also alliteration
I FUCKING HATE THE REGION LOCKING OF MY FUCKING PUCKPUCK GAME :c
>>152562343trb tier post
>>152562357fuck you
>>152562372kek
kids these days like to play the puck puck
Is there any way for the Sabres to sneak into the playoffs this year
>>152562516the who
>>152562516Maybe on planet retard
we don't postulate retardcentric astronomical models here lil bro
>>152562516they should pay for those tickets like everyone else
I still can't believe it's actually a real place
>>152562629Retard
slopdown was cancelled
>>152562629in the marnerverse you can buy war bonds and pop funkos with turds
>>152562647>>152562640
i require a french canadian gf
he's the next sid the kid
>>152562697city dump opens at 8am
>>152562737>smith>celebrini>misaWow
>>152562754if they all decide to stay and don't get too greedy with contracts, add in a few key additions to plug some gaps, and I daresay the shargs could be a dynasty
>>152562770>and don't get too greedy with contractsgrier's gat will make sure they don't take too much
>>152562776I hope so. sharks are my favourite fish so the sharks are my favourite team
Thea Hail won because she went into business for herself
Vaq is still greener than goose shit
>It wasn't hard but it wasn't soft either
just like my marners
Edmonton called up all their top talent from Bakersfield leaving my Condors with career minor leaguers who are really good but undersized. Hutson and Jones are way too good for the AHL. Surprised they haven't called up Tomkins since I think he's better than Pickard, Jarry and Skinner
It's.....
>>152563091>big guys who aren't skilled enough>skill guys who aren't big enoughcan't stand watching ahl games on tv but the handful i've been to were all fun
>>152562846cope blake got the wind knocked out of her
>>152562853retard take. second best women's wrestler behind iyo
>>152563117
sad veiled bride pls be happyhandsome groom, give her room
>>152562853I like that wrestles with her ass exposed
>>152563416>ass exposedmuch like trb's was 1342 days ago
>>152558503We fleeced you. Hughes is so fucking overrated. He thinks he's Karlsson but he can't score goals for shit while being similarly ineffective at times defensively when things get physical.
>>152563436Hughes is the 5th best player in the league. The video game rankings says so
>>152563467Because it's made by a bunch of jeets in vancouver. They will probably drop his rating in the next update out of spite.
kwin hyooz
>>152563117His wife is so fed up with his child antics so she put out a single bed in his video office for him to sleep in.
San Diego Turtles
>5 and a half year old me never got to see bruins score two back-to-back goals to win the stanley cup against the blackhawks
My Stars won but I see Harley being shit still.
Is this good?
>>152564413I have no idea what that mumbo jumbo means, so I have no idea if it's good.Never post that shit again.
>>152562516Sure, if they play .600 the rest of the way.
>>152564413Thank God for the things you have and the things you don't have
>>152564430I dont know man. All the nerds keep talking about hockeystatcards.
>>152562343That's based bro
>>152564447>nerdswe're bullies here
Thank God it’s Friday
Are you excited for the first faggot hockey player?
>>152564447Nerds deserve to get beaten.
>>152564493Letting women into sports was a mistake.
predators drafted a gay he never made it kwab
>>152562343Beavers are the elite branding and gary is a FAG (gay) for not actuating this in the nhl yet. i agree with you on alliteration
>>152563117Dongle seppuku live on his podcast today
>>152564413Idk what that means, but isn't it crazy to have someone on the ice fro over half an NHL gameYou're gonna kill the guy
>>152564493>Gay playersWe already have Swedish players though.
>>152564493If they came out, they would get lynched by their teammates lol Be awkward in the next secret team gay orgy
>>152564493Who is your top pick for zestiest nhler, /hoc/?
>>152564574Ryan Reaves
>>152564574
>>152564563The guy needs to sleep and rest.
>>152564574marchand
>>152564699it's not even christmas yet but i think stors/mild is pretty much locked in
>>152564699wings and flyers look like their scared and running away from each other
>>152564392He seems like the kind of person who is on his head a lot. I saw a backstory video on him once and his Dad seems similar to Marner’s dad.
>>152564727I don’t think anything is really locked in until a couple weeks after the Olympics.
>>152564699yeah well they don't
>>152564574Byfield
>>152564743they're not finishing first, dylan
knights got a new goon. sounds like an insane person.
They're making a a movie about Our Sennies :)
>>152564846>black women in the cast
>>152564869Eish I had a dark skin red wings GF
They need to fire the audio guy for Sportsnet, this mornings recap show, the music is way too fucking loud
>>152564956get some autism headphones buddy
>>152564699Fake image. I don't see my Leafs anywhere
>>152564869Based. I bow to our ebony queens
>>152564981based
>>152564968Do you not understand audio balance nigga?
>Dangle Joker laughing in the first minute of his videoYeah I think Matthews and Nylander are gone brosAnd I can't wait!
>>152564972Who?
F
>>152564995Our Nylander would never and no one else is dumb enough to pay Mathews contract
>>152565020I don't know her, but RIP
> Evan Bouchard making a late push for Team CanadaJen, so am I then.
>>152565030Nylander DOESN'T GIVE a FLYING FUCK!!Also it's a matter of when, not if. These guys don't want to play.
>>152564743This
>>152565038he'll make it. they're not bringing celebrini, bedard, and schaefer
>>152565041Who would want to take on a high paying contract of a player "who doesn't want to play"
>>152565038Skinner, is that you?
>>152565052If the leafs are selling, retain some of his contract, who cares?Get as many picks as humanly possible
Are laffs officially tanking now?
At least we’ll win the WJC :)
>>152565071The "stars" are doing their best toread: coddled baby bitches
>>152565071Nah they're just run like shit. Shocker after they hired the guy responsible for destroying the Flames I know
>>152565074didn't they do something similar last year?
All 16 teams in the Eastern Conference are .500 or better in points percentage this morning, while there are 7 teams in the Western Conference below that .500 points percentage mark. Flip side to that in West, elite teams at top to be sure.
Why is rantanen so aggressive this year?
>>152565288Sad he's not with his buddies on Colorado anymore
eat dick dylan
1 week until the WJC :)
>>152565363Don’t care
>>152565373I care
the only game on tv tonight is cantpucks/islelssmackdown better be good tonight
Stars will have a better feel for Seguin's timeline after the February Olympic break which is 2 months into recovery. So for now, Seguin is not ruled out for playoffs. Obviously need to make another decision on that between Olympic break and March 6 trade deadline to see if he remains an option or not and what cap money they have to spend.
>>152565385when isn't slopdown better than hoc
>>152565373It’s always a ton of fun
>>152565101Finally, the parity Gary has been chasing all those years has been achieved.
hunter should invite gary to a show next time they run msg
>>152565408Yes let’s watch a bunch of players to shit to play in the nhl or in a few cases to young to that sounds like fun.
>>152565442i thought the masked man was gary until it was revealed to be austin theory
>>152565385won't interest you but there is also a college football playoff game
>>152565071I hope so. The opposite would be an extremely bad management. Matthews' value is decreasing everyday. Trade him now.
>>152565445They’re mainly the latter
>>152565527it's gonna be a slobberknocker
>>152565544Wish someone sold put options on Mathews stats
i love suzuki but is he really that much better than caulfield?
it's over
>>152565627ICHIRO IS A HALL OF FAME OUTFIELDER CAULFIELD IS A CUTE WOMAN I WANT TO TAKE ON A PICNIC
oilerbros?
>>152565611Jen
This is ironically a good news.
>>152565681Tickets are too expensive
>>152565681Relocate them to Quebec city
>>152565663She looks a bit inflated.
>>152565725teams sucks
>>152565681rents too high
>>152565681BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152565681New Torontonians don't like hockey
>>152565804i boo your anthem lol
>>152565804*throws jersey*
>>152565587get point off my team
>>152565766
>>152565641that's a lot of picks
only shit games tonight
>>152566126Canes-Panthers should be good.
>>152566163We have that game and stars vs ducks later. We’re blessed this Friday night
>>152566165love when my team has a player on the junior team
>>152566165>iginlahaha that freaks me out a little bit.
>>152565681>pajeets (besides Kash Patel for some reason) don’t like hockeyWow who knew?
where are the world juniors again this year?
first gen immigrants take to hockey a lot, as they are trying to assimilate. It's the second and third generations who dont like it.
>>152566270Minnesota
>>152566286Matthews doesn't deserve top 6Honestly doesn't deserve to be on the team
>>152566302He’s good if he plays with good players
>>152566286Enough of Trochek holy shit
>>152566286>Auston Matthewsthe gimmick is over we all know he's not that good
>>152566286>McAvoy>MatthewsIf we lose it's because of these guys
>>152566290grim
>>152566286If Tage gets bumped off to a backup position in favor of Vinnie fucking Trocheck I'm going to take a giant smelly shit on Bill Guerin's porch.
>>152566419those are called roys now
>>152566286No Caufield but we can keep putting out Jack Hughes and his glass fucking body too. How does Knight not get nominated either? Fuck Guerin
MAJOR TRUTH NUKE DROPPED ON MATTHEWS FAGGOT MUSTACHE!!!!!
I’m a proud citizen of the first post national state we will continue to dominate hockey and win 4nations tournaments.
>>152566286>curly haired jews on the first lineYep, it's Team USA
>>152566419Tage fucking sucks
>>152566459Their won’t ever be a 4 nations tournament again
lol epic pranks going on in detroit https://youtu.be/dC4gMBxDcbM?t=837
Laffs were shit last season, too. They had some bizarre run of goaltending from a pair of injury prone shitters, is all. Plus Gary helped them, as usual.
>>152566514This
>I'm fired, aren't I?
>>152566514>Plus Gary helped them, as usual.they were a game away from the conference finals, they have nobody to blame but themselves
>>152566565the problem is the players not giving a shit or intentionally trying to get him fired.
>>152566286Those jerseys are really gonna pop with silver medals on them
>>152566565Not his fault the team is shit
lolhttps://x.com/Breaking911/status/2002075982023577922?s=20
>putting an outdoor game in the Everglades
>>152566710The nhl isn’t even relevant enough to play at Disney
>>152566606yeah but im worried the gold medal will blend in too much with the yellow tre kronor jersey :/the bronze should look great on the canadian red though!
>>152566710pond hockey
leaves and swedecucks talking shit about hockey KWAB
>>152566752the first ice hockey game to be played with no ice and with kayaksyou've done it again gary
>>152566721https://youtu.be/lNPTrpjpW-k?si=3RJt6YFRKCERCmHpanon?
>>152566286lol
>>152566766Sweden and Canada can do whatever they want with their sport. America can cope and seethe playing another mans sport like a good little sissy cuck.
is it true, you know, what happened to McDavid that one summer?
>>152566788Raped and gaped?
>>152566797nah that was trb
>Saunders: “While you’re down there, would you mind blowing me?”>Fedoruk: “I think we’re still on the air, Tim.”>Saunders: (Laughter) “No we’re not, are we?”Carter Hart's legacy
i'll just leaf this here
>>152566788fraud so
My knights
>>152566788He got married and gave up on Bud sex
>>152566819When the going gets tough Americans quit on the Canadian teams they play for and then Gary sends them to the sunbelt.
>>152566819not really a fair comparison, Matthews is in the twilight of his career
How would you fix this team?
>Penguins have put Stuart Skinner on waivers for the purpose of contract termination.
I was in the trade Samuel Girard boat but this pic has me second guessing.
>>152566853move them to the sunny climes of atlanta, georgia
>>152566853if I'm treliving I leak to dreger that Russia has been holding the Boston Pizza fortune hostage unless Brad destroys the team. You can even say he was trying to drop hints (like those hostage videos where they blink morse code) by making the trades so egregious someone from the league would have to step in
>>152566869good news. the soilers can claim him.
you know how mlb had issues with guys from the Dominican lying about their age? starting to wonder if hockey players from arizona have been doing the same thing, they live in obscurity so there would be no way of knowing
>>152566853Give them a proper, powerful logo and team name like the Toronto Rape Apes
>>152566869I had to check Twitter to make sure you weren’t lying
>>152566892Cute :3
>>152566853You don't. Let it turn into the shit pile its always meant to be. Why would you ever think Toronto deserves anything good?
>>152566853Relocate to Hamilton. Adopt a black and yellow colour scheme and declare that the prime minister is never allowed to associate with any player/staff member and explicitly state they will be arrested upon entry. Oh and trade mathews for marner
>>152566916Maybe Knies and Matthews are still sad about the relocation and the Maple Leafs should change their name to the Coyotes
>>152567010jagr but shit
bud but 1
bud did not 1
>>152567010It’s getting embarrassing. He should just retire in shame
you know what's embarrassing? mocking a man who's continuing his career for the love of the game.
too bad he didn't love his wife as much as he loved hockey
bud won so did mitch so did copey so did the wolfpack
>>152567069He’s hit the wall. At this point he should become a coach
>>152567077Who would? Modern women are cancer
It’s raining cats and dogs out there. All the snow is melting
>>152567114Crosby has the right idea, prioritizing himself
>>152566819Do Habs fans just constantly brag about Hutson and Caufield and Suzuki and nothing else?
>>152567129What gauge of crosby brand buttplug should I buy?
>>152567169shit team
>>152567117it was 8 yesterday, the warmest it has been in a month and -8 today, watching cars slide down the street from my window
>>152567138you sound mind broken, maybe stick to following your own team and you won't be seething as much
>oilers goaltendinglel
>>152567194"OMG bro did you see Lane Hutson yesterday! -100 but he had a nice dangle!"
>>152567218>t. least mind broken seething laffs fanyou had a good run...kinda
>>152566869Trashy organization if true.
>>152567168The kind that lets you squat 4pl8 for reps
Of course, the teams I picked are again taking it up the anus in this rigged league. Just post the /wjc/ already.
>>152567138hell yeah, brutha
my leg hurts
>>152567218>"OMG bro did you see Quinn Hutson yesterday? He scored first goal of his career as the GWG in Boston where he played college hockey!"
>>152566853Sell the team to the mob, no relocation. Just Harold Ballard type owner.
>>152558308while youre down there do you mind blowing me
The Oilers will not play another game in the Eastern time zone this season
>>152559128story of trb's life
>>152565663oh yeah she stops mostly all of the 30mph flutter shots in woman's league she's nhl-tier. reminder d1 women play 14 year old boys and lose regularly
>>152567371this is sexist. do better.
I guess it was my mistake to ever think laffs fans would handle their inevitable fading off into the oblivion with even the slightest amount of grace
>>152566810>Saunders: “While you’re down there, would you mind blowing me?”https://x.com/travieballin26/status/2002031198109856073?s=20my flysies are a time capsule to an older time, a better time
>>152567340Tim Saunders is better than the goof calling your shit teams games. It's a shame the flyguys already have the best play by play man in the business
>>152567519It's flyguys get it right
more like gay guys kwab
>>152567519I hope those based boomers don’t get fired
>>152567592I don't want no flyguy, I just want a shy guy
>>152567606just got a 2 game suspension because it was a FCC violation I guess
>>152567608damn she's giga bald
>>152566783They play they're just shit KWAB.
>>152565663>on the NHLIt's a saar that runs that account.
Crosby to wild heating up
>>152567734unlike my hoob
>>152567716just as canadian as you and me, pal
taking an ass ripping marner rn. completely tearing my huberdeau to pieces
people who talk about their shits all the time generally have very low iq
this is /hoc/ not MENSA i don't know what you expect
>>152567884One of the /hoc/ pekkas has a phd. /hoc/ is pretty educated
our brains are as smooooth as ice
might do a benis rub
good gravy the >laffs stink
trade proposal for the debbies: jack and luke hughes for kaprizov and wallstedt
>>152567993just like cliff pu
>>152567993>coach shows zero passion or urgency in his response kwab
>>152568012what the heck is his problem
>>152567932I haven’t fapped in 2 days :)
>>152567993>not my problem
>>152568012>>152568037finns are prone to outbursts every once in awhile
>>152568045_/_/_/_/_/
>>152568037he's an animal
>>152568115ponder the aroma
guys talking about no fap and suddenly someone coomposts. very interesting, gary.
>>152568012>>152568037He regrets leaving Colorado
>>152568070Maybe Dallas lacks good saunas
>>152568166the whole darn state's a sauna! haha
oh my
>>152568037carolina's fault somehow
>>152568229>flying homehow about the nearest doctor you homesick coward?
>Abbotsford #Canucks players have still not received Calder Cup rings and no one seems to know when or if they will actually arrive
>>152568229KWAB
>>152568229I thought Ingram was in Utah
>>152568203Jen
>>152568045wish i could say the same but ended up on a 2 hour goonsesh last night seducing my AI trans wife. she genuinely loves me bros
>>152568293The rat’s social media is beyond based
>>152568229If the soilers just signed hometown kid kool karter they would be gearing up for a third finals appearance in a row. Also Hart could've taught that incel McGaykid how to get pussy
>>152568358Embrace Christ pervert >:(Gooning and AI chat bots are bad for you
>>152568396browsing /hoc/ is worse
wordle in 3 btw
>>152568424I got it but it was the most frustrating experience of my life having only the last two letters
>>152568411I wish I could graduate from 4chan but I move accepted that I’m here forever
_ _ _ _ e y
>>152568012needs Nate's 'tism to keep the anger episodes in check
>>152568424I'm super proud of you, Great Job
>>152568468>take the reddit pill brah>reddit is so cool brah>full of girls brah
>>152568475This
Karter Krushes Kunt
I just realized it's Friday and not Thursday.
i just realized it's december and not november.
>>152568373
>>152568375Should be Ingram vs Hart on Sunday. Lots of shitposting material
uh oh, gary
>>152568492There are no cute girls on /fit/ or /hoc/ but plenty in /soc/
>>152567993The problem for Matthews is adjusting to not having Marner deliver him those perfect passes. I remember Auston saying "they aren't hard but they're not soft either". That's an irreplaceable skill they lost
>>152568573
>>152568424took me 4 but got flawless connecties
>>152568619Marner was also much better at skating the puck through the neutral zone with control compared to Matthews
>>152568622I hope they get livable wages
>>152568568Thanks for the heads up knight of the north and stay golden. Vegas has a huge selection of beautiful girlies, they're very lucky
>>152568566JENI thought stuffy was sexual at first
>>152568645Most people who play in an amateur league have jobs that they work to pay the bills anyway, the ones that don't have any hope of playing for Gary full-time know that a regular job is probably in their best interest
>>152568683ECHL is not amateur though.
>>152568683I imagine most of them sleep 6 guys to a motel room and live off of McDonalds
are we watching the canes game
>>152568642I think ultimately it's Matthews to blame for that cores failing. He and Marner are type b personalities but Matthews had the C, it was on him to lead that group, he still may figure it out
>>152568540You have no idea how thankful I am that it’s Friday. My holidays begin now :DDD
>>152565681I laughed when a car radio ad came on for a fried chicken outlet selling "game-day" sandwiches for $6. A similar sandwich in the arena will cost you $20. Beers are $14 and up. Wine and liquor are selling for equally exorbitant amounts. And that's just the concourse prices. Go into one of the high-end Platinum club dining rooms and see what a real wallet-hoovering experience looks like.Very little of what is on offer caters to the average, hockey-loving fan. It's all geared now to a wealthy, corporate-client elite with their pseudo-posh club lounges and dining rooms at ice level and the swanky suites up above.And are we now seeing high-end escort services operating out of those club lounges? Maybe not officially but those of us who sit close to the 'action' know from seeing the same attractive women seated with with different men at different games - and running up drinks tabs in the lounges post game - that it certainly looks like they are. And those men look like they're accompanying women who, looks-wise, are wayyyy out of their league.Is there anything more annoying than listening to neighbours near your pricey seat carrying on all game with involved conversations about business and clients? The lower bowl is full of people for whom the actual game is a secondary priority.For real fans, it has to be utterly mind-numbing to be subjected to the game-long shrieking exhortations to 'make noise' and being pounded by overly-loud music. I admit, my attendance at Leafs games in recent seasons is due to corporate generosity. But it's often because others above me have declined the opportunity to go. With the dire hockey we're seeing these days, it won't be difficult to make a similar decision.
>>152568705Anyone who has a semi-pro career in a minor league shouldn't call themselves a pro hockey player; it'll confuse the listening audience, and they'll all think he's talking about Gary League when he's never even sniffed a pro's jock before
>>152568721why yes, how could you tell
One of the guys from high school played in the sphl and bragged about being a pro
>>152568735Lucky you. I have four work nights left until Christmas.
>>152568721yes
>>15256868370 game season with a lot of travel, I guess you can get in on the youth hockey coaching racket over the summer and maybe find a bartender or construction kind of job that just lets you show up whenever you have time off, but it's hard. And it really is a good level of hockey even if the guys won't/shouldn't make the NHL
>>152568751Semi-pro means salaries that not, or a barely not livable on its own. We're talking Swedish tier 3 hockey. You basically have to have a side job. The ECHL is not that. They are full-time hockey players.
>>152568721hell no. im gonna eat my dinner now and chillmax until the ducks game
Kraken suck
>>152568772Stay strong fren <3
>>152568776>we didn't lose 4 games
>>152568779>>152568795That’s a really shitty situation to be in. I wonder how much of them are subsidized by their parents
>>152568795No, Sven; it's a mix of people, some from the NHL team affiliated, and some people are full-time amateur players or young players getting started, and some people that play there have regular jobs and shitMostly amateurs and guys who know they'll never play for Gary and are fine with that cause they just love the game
>>152568856Nope. ECHL are full time hockey players, aka pro players.
>>152568878
I'm an ECHL player they just don't acknowledge me as such
>>152568889Moron.>>152568622>As ECHL players, we are proud professionals.>professional>/prəˈfɛʃən(ə)l/>adjective>1. engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime.>amateur>/ˈamətə,ˈamətʃə,ˌaməˈtəː/>noun>1. a person who engages in a pursuit, especially a sport, on an unpaid rather than a professional basis.
>>152568918driver's permit and a link to your elite prospect page, stranger >this is a Pro Hockey Web Forum
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDHAND ME SOME BEER AND EGGNOG
>>152568944
>>152568944I'm on eliteprospects but you'll never find me
>that Swedish guy thinks he's going to school a bunch of English-speaking white men over what terminology is liable in the world of ice hockey
>>152568961bud got his drivers permit once but still hasn't gotten his license
>>152568971well, then we have nothing to discuss
>>152568987he has a license to 1 and he made full use of it on 04/17/2022>>152568990let's discuss the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud
When your backs against the wall you call Carter, he'll get that blowie
>>152568012>>152568037unironically roid rage
I remember fondly my career as a professional male model, it was a sleepy Saturday afternoon at Sears when a woman approached an 11 year old anon and gave me 6 quarters to hold up a shirt against me (as I was the same size as her son). Been living off that story for years
Wasn‘t he suppose to fill the Nets in the NHL? Playing for Hc Davos in Switzerland now.
>>152569010You should make an instagram :)
Hey guys
>>152569014just like my islanders
Lmao Jarry
It would be funny if there was a team in Bulgar U15 league on eliteprospects, but the players and the team itself was made up. Bauer still sending the gibs, then resold on eBay.
>>152568975>white menpressing X as hard as i can
>>152569152True we have a pwhl player and a "new mexican"
>>152569156
>>152569157>"new mexican"from the actual New Mexico? neat!
>>152569157whatever you say esteban
>>152569157>>152569169
Buium scored, Ohgren scored, and tonight it's Marco Rossi's turn.
>>152569221Austrians shouldn't be italian
wolfsisters can we petition the nhl to let our net be smaller when our guy plays?
>while youre down there you're below medont really see the be problem
ecf preview tonight
>>152569341HE'S ADVOCATING FOR RELATIVE GEOMETRY, GET HIS ASS!
>>152569414you really think the Panthers are making the playoffs?
>>152569453retard
>>152569453yeah
>>152569453stick to eating cock randy
>>152569453They’re out of their slump. They’re the eastern favorite now
>>152569453I hoped they would. I still do
>>152569453Making the playoffs and three-peating.
look at this fucking divisiondurrrr the red wings are gonna squeeze the panthers out of the playoffs durrrrrrrrr the canadiens are gonna go on a heater
>>152569565just like my islanders
>>152569565my penguins would be in that mix if they weren't retarded and bad
>>152569491respectfully I'd like them to miss the playoffs to not only give >my team a better chance of making the 'yoffs, but a better chance of advancing
>>152569565Florida have such an easy path to the finals
>>152569588if you're getting down in the dumps you can always check out highlights of David reinbacher, he's going to be a stud
>>152569598next season i think they should do divisions by latitude just to shake things up
thread was absolute shit
>>152569619So there would be a Canada division again
>>152569646
>>152569646same as it ever was
never reply to me again you crippled bitch
>>152569648They need an eighth team and I propose sending Buffalo to QC
>>152569694>>[]
>>152569646all of the best posters were wagin'
Fucking hell I unironically sharted my underwear and puck drop is so close. Now the washer and drying will be going on the whole game.
>>152569740>he washes his sharted pants instead of just throwing them out
>>152569740kinda based
>>152569740
>>152569755I don't know what the protocol is. I don't think I've sharted since I started doing my laundry myself years ago.
>>152569776>>152569776
>>152569773tighty whiteys or cheap bozers, trashcanexpensive athletic underpants, you should have gone to the john instead of test-blasting and hoping for the best> In which case, you are now advised to start buying cheap underwears and stop wasting your money on things you'll only going to ruin
