Ashes 3rd Testday 3
>>152558421hi threadsperg
fucking englishers grim
>>152558421Bumble's fucking ripped cunt.
>>152558501quick collapse an we'll be right.
>>152558421>Jacks just continuing to bowl on the offside and let Head and Khawaja score 3+ an over with absolutely no threatYeah cheers lads
>>152558520get your cock out then
>>152558456>do coke all night >walk past ex gfzas house at 6am >sit there for an hour smoking cigs hoping she comes outside to take the bins out and i can talk to her >realise its sunday
if england can get 6-7 wickets before the end of the session....
>>152558520pointed nails like that are yuck
stokes a joke
>>152558543good when they give u back scratches but
>>152558557needs woakes and foakes
>>152558476too many saboteurs around keen to take a cheap shot at the mighty AusGODs mate best to be safe with the OP
>>152558541thanks a lot mate my son just had a heart attack after reading this post
>>152558580i miss go woakes go broakes posting
>>152558580ayyy this bloke
this cricket shit is too easy
>>152558615*meant bloake iykwim haha
jacks on with way to another cenny
>>152558421>bat out the day and let the English tire out>make the English spend another half day in the field and knacker them>declare and have a day and a half in hand to bowl them outgg ez
why are englishmen so effeminate?
>>152558653It is raining on sunday till like 1pm m8They need to score big quick here and declare with 30 minites left in session 1 tomorrow
which nation has the most disliked cricketeering side?
Root does not look in top shape
>22.70C in AdelaideQuite cool. Jealous desu
>>152558676all zooms are, they're all on the tranny pills wot they got off discord innit?
if you wanna see something funny look at the reviews for the baggy green on amazon, it's all pajeets lol
>>152558676They've been poisoning our water for decades mate.
>>152558687probably Bangladesh, smelly cunts
>>152558687england
>>152558711can't fathom wearing another nation's bit of kit to be perfectly honestcuck behaviour
gonna listen to reaction vids now.
ROOT.
>>152558520Hello my dear.
>>152558827good morning sar
>>152558520What is your name.
>>152558782yes but you're not indian
>>152558812dunno mateare you circumcised ?
>>152558711kek
>>152558520thought that said gash from the thumbnail
just started a new corporate job and it is filled with hot young bitches i tell ya what
head has a visible beer gut
>alyssas first bat was a filke glad shes on comms so i could learn that extremely valuable piece of information
>>152558964don't violate the sexual harassment policy mate
Travis Head is fun to say with a South African accent.
>>152558964corporate people genuinely make me nauseous with how fake they are. they also reek of perfume/cologne and have plastic hair not real people. wouldnt touch the girls with a 10 foot pole no matter how hot they were
he is the second coming
Yepyepyepyepyep
why does carse have a zippo tattoo?
>>152558981I'm married so looking only>>152559013lmao you 're a big poof
You reckon any players drink tea during tea?
>>152559053his grandpa burned kaffirs in the bush war
Business idea: women commentate women's matches.
>>152559053prolly seen it on pinterest an thought it looked cool. like the rest of the cunts do.
>>152559102*invests*
>>152559090Probably, many English people are still tea obsessed.
Lol at stokes' tantrum after his wicket
>>152559102it's giving based
>>152559119FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>152559102just make a richie benaud ai an get that to commentate everything.
prettied-up corporate is one of the best looks for a hot girl to bh
>>152559114That makes me happy.
>>152559119he never behaves like this t. Kerry
why would you voluntarily watch alyssa healey when ponting and ally mitchell are on f2a>inb4 adsperfect time to shitpost
>>152559150you are not a real person
>>152559185why are you gay?
kek stokes
carse isnt getting ahead here
>>152559150The business attire... the tight skirt. It does things to a man.
Travis, head 'em off at the pass
kek crawley laughing after he watched it sail for 6 dude doesnt give the slightest fuck does he lmao
big titty goth gf
>>152559229for me, it's a chav in a tracksuit.
Hilarious that we've supposedly been prepping for this series for years, but we've still ended up in a situation where we've got Root bowling his dodgy offies and Carse bowling short balls halfway through day 3. Sack em all.
>>152558893I am
>>152559141Ashes status?
>>152559276I love to hear non Australian p*ople go off on their team kek
Just saw Alison Mitchell. Bit of a milf tbqhwy
>>152559302you should sue your parents for the psychological damage.
>>152559302Me too teehee
>>152559013kek youre a retardpeople are people m8only the execs are reptillians
>>152559331Love her.
>>152559229>white tube top >dark red short tennis skirt>black thigh high socks and dr martens simple as
>>152559302>flagchecks out
Englands christmas wish list: a wicket
>anon it's time for your performance review, now drop those pants!wat do?
business idea for england: get a wicket
hello hello
>>152559339K m8
>>152559389forgot pic
>>152559400i will not be investing
>>152559447>trying to convince me this is a real person this womans entire personality is saying a wine tastes nice because it was 50$ a bottle
OOH AHHGLENN MCGRATH
I miss having a petI like having them around they are kawaii desu
Australias christmas wish list: male commentators
*throws tinnie at bin and hit the rims and lands next to the other 7*Oright lads, heading down to Woolies, anyone want anything? The misso's work is shouting the bill
>>152559431free money innit? where's the harm?
>>152559500lgm
>>152559452kek
Got to sleep. See y'all tomorrow for England's inevitable destruction.
kek gn lad
>>152559354poofter
>>152559558night champ
>>152559513I wont be on the will
>>152559511Yeah mate can you get me a pack winning blues
>>152559558sleep tight pvpper
i hope TNT fire becky ives, she's awful.
>Graeme Swann telling the current English team to fight at the death despite him retiring mid-series while getting BTFOHe legitimately should be driving cabs.Also>On 2 April 2010 he was stopped by police in West Bridgford, Nottingham following a party and was arrested after providing a positive breath test.[72] He was charged in June, to appear in court in August,[73] and initially told court that he was on his way to purchase screwdrivers in order to rescue his cat from under the floorboards.[74] Due to his cricketing commitments, the trial had several adjournments before he was cleared in February 2011, on the grounds that the blood sample could not be used as evidence.[75]What the fuck is wrong with this cunt?
>>152559663Shes a bit easier on the eyes than alyssa healy
>>152559676fuck what a great yarn, should remember that one for my next drive on the beers
>>152559676>on his way to purchase screwdrivers in order to rescue his cat from under the floorboardslmao
It was pretty grim when england choked that last test vs India. It is not surprising they are just completely mediocre here.They need a bit of nationalism in their guts. They need to be proud of their nation and history and they will play better no cap
>initially told court that he was on his way to purchase screwdrivers in order to rescue his cat from under the floorboardskek madlad
>>152559726that's mainly make-up mate. they're all fucking grim apart from isa.
NZ have still taken zero wickets and shan't have any before stumps because of their cowardly declaration
>>152559778>They need a bit of nationalism in their guts.we're being ran by kiwis mate. you know how queer they are?
>>152559799dont appreciate you throwing shade at izzy dubya familia
karmic justice for the world cup
new hilux looks absolutely fucking grim
>>152558782wearing a baggy green as a jeet is less cringe that wearing one as an aussie tbqh
yea ran straight into the fucking ground kek
arise sir ollie pope
>>152559022Saddam?
>>152559903based government brainwashing the public to be ashamed of anything resembling national pride
what's your cuppa lads?
spare a thought for the english fans who flew half way round the world to watch this
>>152559808openers score 365. rest of the team barely gets 200.
>>152558782We mentally broke them in 2023, they're all obsessed with Australia now
>>152559959that plain old twinings earl grey for me
>>152559961dont think i will. jeet tier crowds last tour hope they suffer
>>152559903wearing a baggy green that you haven't been given with your own special number on it, is absolute faggotry.
>>152559981patrician taste
>>152559959Twinings Australian Afternoon
>>152559999diggies confirm
>>152559959somehow it feels these are all past their use by dates
>expiration date for teakek lad you could drink shit from the Qin dynasty as long as it isn't mouldy
>>152559959based foodbank christmas hamper
>*sip*Ahhhhhhh
Almost 3 and toilberg still hasn't called early knock off on the last day of work Ridiculous
>>152559959Dilmah Extra Strength
kiwi teams always have one dude with a stupid name like duffy or tuffy or suffy
>>152560096crisp
>>152559959More of a coffee lad (current drinking a espresso + aldi sugar free coke combination), but I like making cold brew with these.
head tongue and carse
>>152560105Just letting you know who is in charge of your life wagecuck
>>152559959I like the twinings english brekfazt
>>152560115GONE GOTTUS
>Head leaving his stumps wide open>England arent bowling at the stumpsMake it make sense
>>152560135sounds like a good root
>>152560163he does that so they do bowl at the stumps casual
Will jacks?
>>152560128I always find fruity teas really disappointingthey smell great but the flavour is always weak as piss
need me some travis head haha
>>152560201But they arent bowling at the stumps when he does it though Hence why make it make sense
Based Head showing usman how its done
>>152559959peppermint, keep the bag in
will jacks tongue root carse?
so are cucks paying extra money to stand on the roof in the baking hot sun or are they workers?
>>152560286Youre pepperMINT anon :]
>>152560294No, but Travis Head
>>152560011think that's what i'm drinking nowi just buy whichever has a lot of points in the flavour rating
>>152560286i use peppermint tea instead of baccy in joints
>>152560250they are aware of what hes trying to do , hes strong on deliveries at the stumps. bit of cat and mouse theyll shoot one in occasionally
Head lol
>>152560330>extrastrong chad
>>152560326
How is the Kayo cast?Not super impressed with the 7 cast, desu maybe ABC radio would be better with muted stream
i too hot today to be drinking tea
>>152560331Cant trust any niggas rolling baccy joints
Bouncers are for poofs. Just bowl at the stumps you faggot.
heaps of tea bags use plastic based material for the bag. Buy brands using pulp based bags
>>152558520show bob and vegene madam
>>152560392why have they stopped bowling yorkers yorkers are kino
>KhawajaWill he be brought back next test?
>>152560399I am with you on this anonBetter to use loose leaf and metal gear i think
Fucking cunt
>khawaja out on a stupid lazy shot again muchos de esos casos
silly koala
>bolwed over by a pie
>>152560240I leave one packets in my 1L kmart infusion pot overnight for a bit of flavour in my water. I refill it a couple times before swapping to a new bag.To get a strong flavour yeah you need two or even three packets with hot water.
>>152560399>>152560432flog posting
>>152560380>How is the Kayo cast?I've muted them a few times today for being annoying.>>152560430Hope not, he's got out to their shit part time spinner twice now
>>152560457>he's been done by a four and twenty microwavable pie !!!!
>>152560457Litterally every single Australian wicket this test
>>152560430If Australia win they might leave him in the side so he can retire in Sydney.
>no foot movement whatsoever >stupid slog shit >at this point in the game >is the match that could be your final chance at maintaining your test careerboggles the mind
POOwaja
>Stokes letting his bowlers set the field Stokes is losing control
last 2 digies is Green's score
Imagine if Green made runs
Green will never be the next big thing. He'll get out for fuck all again and Carey will save the day.
>Green scores more than 0 runs>cheers
>>152560499>99BasedLove seeing Green bully people
You couldn't ask for a better chance for Green here. His team is well ahead, the poms are demoralised. If he can't score here, he never will.
Imagine if we picked Webster instead of Green
>>152560499
*looks outside to see if its thundering or neighbza is taking his bins in* its thunder
>>152560499>huge contribution to the innings>cucked on 99best possible scenario
>>152560538GENUINE ALL-ROUNDER
NO AMNESTYNO IMMUNITYNO HEAVEN
I unironically reckon Green would have been an elite T20 player potentially ODI player if he purely focused on those formatsStill possibly could be but for whatever reason Bailey and co think he is test material
there's always a bronx cheer when a batsman avoids a pair tbqf
>>152560645Really shit that's a crazy take?
>>152560499>Head on 150>Green on 99>Cummins declares with lead at 399 so he can have a couple overs before stumpsholy based
how many extras are they up to now?
>bowling a wide on width in a test
I want to beat the fucking shit out of travis head
>>152560667see>>152560686
Shane Lee would have been an elite T20 player if the format was around in his time.
>That was a wide one Smith does wellSmith is already out, fucking cazzie
>>152560727>>152560686
Anyone wanna play a bit of minecraft?
>>152560735>tfw no golden age of Shane Lee & Ian Harvey T20 dominance
>>152560716
>>152560735Was that the "all rounder" who averaged 15 with the bat?
SACK GREEN
B R A V O
GREEN YOU FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Green is fucking SHIT
>>152560645>>152560735>elite T20 playerthis isn't a thing. it alright for a laugh but it's not proper sport.
>>152560768crisp ""'autistic""" child with a shit single mother
fucking Green
Holy fuck can we call in Webster already and fuck off Cameron Green already
Lucky green signed that IPL contract.
LMAO he's gotta go alright
Fuck me, how good is this Green kid?
>4 MILLION DIDGERYDOLLARSNO REFUNDSAbsolute fucking STATE of Green
>>152560499guess not
get this fucking retard out of the team
Head & Carey to put on 200
SPASTIC!
Remember that he has only played in 32 tests.
>>152560791The very same
>>152560806shut the fuck up arsehole
what does green do?
Why do we send a bowler in at 5 anyway? Shouldn't we be sending in someone who can bat a bit too like Webster?
>>152560820He is about $4m good m8
>Carey/Headfeeling safe with these two at least
Oh look, here comes the cheater
lanky shithouse
>>152560846relief drinksman
>>152560848i reckon i couldve got at least 1 run so does that mean i could go play in the ipl for 600k?
It's not easy being Green
getting pic related vibes off green
nigga there's no vowels
>>152560884kek
Anyone wanna play a bit of soggy sao?
>>152560846specialist gully
>>152560887>myrth
quite sad how after the ashes there isn't any australian cricket for the foreseeable future. is that our annual """summer of cricket""" - one blowout test series? no wonder the sport is near dead
>:(
>>152560907got some good stuff in july tho comfy winter of cricket perhaps?travis head more like travis slog
>>152560884Green is a Temu Watson
>>152560884Watson unironically is leagues better than GreenWatto just liked to waste reviews on plumb lbw calls
>>152560884My LBW GOAT
>>152560907you should fuck sheff shield cricket off an get some 4 day league going with the kiwis.
>SA chads have to bail out all these convict states again
>>152560953I know everything about LBW's...
Anyone Sydney lads remember the Apple Chapel scandal at one of the elite boys schools
>Memory of Indian ODI series already deleted
>>152560967是的,夥計,我來自雪梨。
Loving bumble’s lame anecdotes that weren’t funny the first time for the 100th time
>>152560977it was literally a combination of a warm-up and australia A series
HE BOWLS TO BE THE LEFTHE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT
>>152560993Having listened to him on the Talksport segments the past year I think he has early stage dementia
>>152560967Everyone heard about that legendary story.
A week after setting 550 to win and then playing for the draw, NZ have now managed to be 0/350 and are on track to draw
duckett is 5 foot tall?!?!?
>>152561070I wonder how much they'd get if both WI openers stayed in the rest of the match.
if you fink about itengland is a perenially handicapped teamlike our players are brought up in a country hostile to batsman yet also doesnt breed good spinners or fast bowlersliteral shitholemiracle we arent zimbabwe tier if you fink bout it
Australia's "summer of cricket" schedule:>4-7 December: Ashes test 2>17-21* December: Ashes test 3>26-30* December: Ashes test 4>4-8* January: Ashes test 5One test series. The whole of summer. Dead sport.
>it's a short boundary>duckett is out there
>>152561110>our players are brought up in a country hostile to batsmanNew Zealand and South Asia aren't that hostile
>>152561129wna preserve stadiums for afl innit
>>152561129Sorry, not even one entire test series. Dead sport.
>>152561129There was a limited overs series against India, but you don't remember it because it was pretty shit. I agree ODIs should come after the tests
Based Carey. He's a weapon with the gloves and always good for a 50
Has Australia ever had a wk who was a good batter before?
>>152561129feel free to leave champ
>>152561161>OctoberNot summer. Dead sport.
>>152561186gilly mate are you like 18 or something
drinking eggnog
>>152561186Eric Gilchurch
>>152561161not summer not cricket
>>152558421Bumble's son is a bodybuilder
Who's ready for the REAL Summer sport? Super keen to lose in the QF this year
Still funny how that one kiwi left the match in a stretcher after diving for the ball
>>152561219?
>>152561129cricket australia want a dedicated period for brainlet bash in the futurethat means domestic shield and one dayers, and international cricket will be bunched up in the few months around it, meaning pretty much only ever one home test series
>>152561198FOY
Carey and Head are shaking in their boots at the thought of facing Root’s dibbly dobblers
>>152561186
>>152561198you can't drink an egg, and please don't call me that word
>>152561235Brainletslog is declining too, people are bored of it. Crowds and hype are way down. Dead sport
NI-
>>152561219Cheering for you champ. You've risen so high i want you to win a slam
>>152561251based Oldfield playing for that long with that shit an average. Must have been a god behind the stumps
>>152561251wow healy was actually quite bad
englands performance this summer has killed the ashes too. there’ll be no hype next time around
>>152561186Gilchrist zoomie
>>152561251Reminder that Gilly was an anomaly He was in one of the best teams which allowed him to come out and bat freely at pretty much every opportunity
For me it was Kyrgios peaking his entire career in a tournament that didn't cound lmao
Archer bowling at 130. Lazybones
>Stokes and Archer bat up a session>It made them too hurt and tired to bowl all daylol
>>152561287im a zoomer and i remember watching him play
>>152561264gotta say i was looking forward to it starting but outside of the team i "support", there are only a handful of players i want to watch
declare about tree fiddy methinks
>>152561302something going on so hes not ready to bowl fast yet
>>152561317>declaringlol nogrind these shitters into the ground
>>152561292we love a bet in australia don't we haha mate have a bet
>>152561324
>>152561251If Paine didn't break his hand in a charity match early in his career he'd be a bit below Gilly in the batting category.
>>152561251i was surprised seeing gilly got 17 cennos recentlywould've thought 10 or a dozen maybe which itself still mogs all other keepers
/afl/plebs SEETHING that Carey chose a real sport over a game that resembles a bunch of kids playing soccrr
>>152561317>day 3
Sangakkara was better than Gilchrist by every metric
>>152561382chucker
>>152561367Darren Lehmann unironically has a first class century more recently than Paine's most recent
>>152561379What's wrong with 'soccer' (football)?
>average speed last over 135
Reminder that I am the dumbest, fattest and baldest cunt in this community
>>152561382>plays Bangladesh and Zimbabwe 10 times more than keepers from non-minnow nationsYou'd argue Sanga was actually pretty shit for who he played.
>>152561415thanks champ
tried watching AFL once and thought it was an awful, disjointed messvery strange game
>>152561379The fact cricket is his fall back sport and he's still this good at it isn't exactly a boast for cricket
the lawn cuntthe shit spouterthe kiwi noncethe big three
>>152561410mainly just the fact that when 5 year olds play it it resembles professional gayfl
Which one am I?
The southern states should play soccer and QLD/NSW should play Union t.b.h.
>>152560499Now do carey
more of a board climbing nation desu
>>152561429emphasis on big
cowardly cheating convicts won't declare
>>152561443If just victoria played soccer instead of afl we would literally win every world cup
>>152561429
Every time I am listening to the test match, Alyssa Healy is in commentary#StandUpToHate
>>152561466even the victorians arent that gay
Head en root to a shenny
what's the maximum chasable total here?
>>152561446100* (Cummins then declares)
>>152561489for englel? 300
>>152561443Would legitmately dominate them if we did this
>>152561477>arsean shartza
>>152561489375
>>152561477>>152560577
dont like the way this match is shaping up lads feel like stokes is going to tism smash >us to victory
>>152561430more of a slight on gayfl than anything desu>"professional" gayfl looks like 5 year olds playing a real sport
>>152561489About tree fiddy
>>152561382>Sangakkarafor me it's ms dhoni.
>>152561489around 180
They really need to not let Alyssa Healy speak more then >10 words at a time. Boring plain ugly bitch
*has no purpose*
>Brewing Head post
>calling for a declarereal underage b& areas
they should make a sport where you you just have to put the ball between 2 posts and you can do whatever you want to stop the other team other than punching them in the head. ball never dies either once a goal is scored you just pick it up again and keep playing
>>152561529you and Cam mate
>>152561509this is unironically the kind of situation where bazball might work and they're not gonna try it.
>>152561489I believe one of the 7 people said since 1902 no one has chased more than 236 at this ground.
>>152561509Could accept root, ducket or a redemption ollie pope or smithStokes doing it would be so fucking insufferable
>>152561529You're a reminder that people born in England are useless at cricket
Is the term maiden a bit sexist?
>>152561550Its a state of mind not a plan
>>152561546that's yankball
>>152561546Just gaelic football or afl really
>>152561546And only wogs and ex cons can play it.
>>152561567he said sport, not commercials with physical breaks
>>152561557reckon stokes is the only one with the bollocks to do it honestly
>>152561498>>152561505>>152561519>>152561523>>152561555so based on these numbers then it's 288 runs thanks chat)))
nrlel and poverty ballers could never play cricket for australia lol
>>152561557Tbh Stokes pulling out a double cenny to win, warms up the dead in his team and go on to level the series 2-2 would be kino
>>152561566>Its a state of mind not a plannah it's just playing t20 batting in a test match. state of mind? FFS you cunts are cringe.
Stokes heemed himself
>>152561584
>>152561584oh captain my captain
>>152561565Unironically is
keep in mind engalnd cannot win this serieseven if they win this test and melbourne, sydney will be a draw due to rain and australia will retain the ashes it was over after brisbane
>>152561595Was he raptured?
>>152561595
>There will be a cricket wc held in the USA within your lifetime
>mrs head yeah i bet ha ha
>>152561283Healy was shit and only barely better than a bowler for the first four years of his test career. Wasn't until 1993 before he started getting better and even then he wasn't that good and probably could have been asked to retire after the late 97 series against New Zealand. Instead the selectors kept him on. After his century in the first ashes test in 98/99 he was awful and should have been dropped at the end of the series, or more realistically, told by the selectors that they will be moving on from him and it would be a good time to announce his retirement. Gilly was smashing double tons in shield and already in the ODI team having notched up three 100's and five 50's by the end of 98 which makes it even more crazy that they waited so long, causing Gilly to have to come out for his Test Debut in Brisbane and get booed.Where Gilly scored 81 then got 149 not out in the 2nd test in Hobart.
>>152561616More like PMS iykwim haha
>>152561616what the fuck
No but Steven Mai Den
>>152561616this is the last straw for my tolerance of women in the man's domain
>>152561622Stinky stinky
>>152561630Ayyyyyyyyyy
>>152561616Gross
>>152561616fucking insufferable
This is so boring. BBL is unironically so much better.
>Archer 140Is something going on?
What will Head do to get out at 103?
Yes but have you made the /cric/ XI?
what happened to stokes?
>>152561654He speeds up as the game gets away from England
BAN WOMEN FROM COMMENTARY FUCKING HELL CUNT
>>152561616only incels will get upset at this passage of conversation
>>152561652dopamine receptors fried mate lay off the reels and get your brain back
shit ashes this
>>152561629healy was a better keeper than gilchrist though.
>>152561662mental retardation
>>152561662Finally lost it
>>152561671'tis fucking dismalpathetic series
cant decide what jumpers to bring home what a bender I am
>>152561662He dove for a ball and smash his head into the ground I think.
>>152561671bet you minnow cunts were foaming at the mouth when englel were promising the world before the tour have to find some other team to live vicariously through kek
>>152561129Australian Open (tennis) starts on the 11th Jan
>>152561682me when the dog won't drop the ball
>>152561622there already was
Someone inform me when this dumb cunt Alyssa "my husband is Mitch" Healy dog headed cunt stops commentating please.
>>152561682Me when ive ran out of beers in the fridge
>>152561682me when I haven't had enough fibre in the diet
whyd they take the zesty black dude off the australian idol addid he get arrested or something
>>152561654>bowl fast when nothings going on champion
>>152561721eaten by wolves
>>152561710#StandUpToHateThis country is built on diversity, on respect.
>>152561721that's a woman
>channel 7 already using Bondi shooting victims in advertisementsdefinition of grim
England are getting pwned
genuinely what is the appeal of T20?
AI OverviewBen Stokesearns significant income from his England cricket board contract (around $3.3M annually), lucrative IPL deals (like the INR 16.25 crore from CSK in 2023), and high-profile endorsements (Adidas, Red Bull), with total earnings estimated over $1M annually and net worth near $13M as of 2025, making him one of cricket's richest stars, though figures vary
>>152561668reckon this would piss off a lot of women too, they hate when blokes blame a woman's temper on them being on the ragshe's posted up in the coms box acting like it's a normal thing to bring up during a live sport broadcastit makes her look unprofessional, misogynistic and retarded all at once
Australia is Plato's cave
>>152561748Basedball but saner rules
>>152561751dont clutch those pearls too hard champ
>>152561710i swear to god she's been on all day
>>152561763just a shit commentator really though mate
>>152561766she has mate it is fucked
>Makes incels seethe uncontrollably
this completely broke me , i have lost interest to post anything anymore :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYrNjPGgAAAme irl everday
>>152561751good post
>>152561751They actually do use it as an excuse when they know they've fucked up. Horoscopes too, like Jupiter is rising or whatever so the vibes are off. Witch burnings make a lot of sense.
>>152561798>is a dogshit commentator and also has the head of a dog
wait so no head?
>>152561803>warningjeet janny confirmed
>99
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>>152561595>i must return to my home and people
Is /cric/ WAGs a thing?
>team bowling better with Stokes off the fieldLmao
Think of all the years SA players were snubbed because they weren't from NSW. Australia could've been an even bigger powerhouse.
DROPPED THE ASHES ON 99
>ENGLISH FIELDING
DROPPED THE ASHESROPPED
DROPPED THE HEAD-TONGUE TROPHY
HAHAHAHAHAHA>solves a quick little puzzle to post
This is a properly fucking nervous 90s
the new captcha is fun
>can't bat>can't field>can't captainwhat does harry brook do? >>152561838no, women aren't interested in cricket or cricketers unlike something like afl
Remember when Shane Watson was on 99 for like 10 overs and got to 100 when the paki fielder dropped a sitter
DROPPED THE WATSON-ATHERTON
>>152561826>luftballons
kek stupid fucking england
this is brutal
>>152561868sub fielder as well lol
>Mitch and Igrim commentary, only there because of your husband.
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was at work only just turned today on they've given poot 7 overs??? embarrassing day to be jacks, surely he's out next test (too late thoughever)
what's going on with stokes ? is he on line for being the scape goat ?
HEADBALL, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE JOE ROOT
HEADGOD
>>152561883kino
>>152561886that has to be it right?there's no way she's got a chair based on merit
Head doing a quick prayer to Mecca
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Onya Trav
>Guy on 99>Have a part time spinner bowlBit questionable captaincy really.
Everyone get on their knees for head right now
damn trav's sister?/inlaw? is bimbofied as fuck
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>>152561883How do we blame this on snicko?
>>152561898>kinooh fuck off cunts like you have destroyed what impact that word hadfucking newfaggots
Praying to Mecca to celebrate your ton after the Bondi Massacre is a bad look.
BASED
>>152561892Such a HEROIC innings with the bat left him injured and unable to field.
Good guy Root, giving him a peach to get him off 99Well on the way to a resounding moral victory
>let's get our part time pie tosser on for the guy who's about to make a centuryWhat the fuck are England doing
>>152561900We will never hear from her again when Starc retires
>>152561883Stokes would've caught it. Let down by his team again.
>>152561927kek you wishshes got cricket royalty blood
>waves bye bye to the ball
>>152561914we gatekeeping kino now are we
>>152561886Is Ian Healy still in the commentary box? That could at least be playing part of it.
new>>152561960>>152561960>>152561960
God Bless South Australia
>>152561961nicecenturies are neat
>>152561961how would this series look if he was injured?
how good is travis head but?
>>152561798Clapped bruv
Does Jess give Head?
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