Ashes 3rd Testday 3
By Allah the glorious, the blood of the infidel will stain the sands
englandkek
post yfw i am, you are, we are australian
This reminds me of Pirates of the Caribbean. Because England lose
>>152561996cunt off mickhead
Jack rattled
>>152561996kek, just thinking about the cunt doing this now. Literal blood in the streets
why are normies obsessed with arbitrary numbers like 100?they should celebrate more esoteric numbers like 33
>JacksCentury LOOMS
I'd like to give jess head iykwim
nice slip on the 7 broadcast, hayden saying fag instead of flag
you reckon jess was a bit peeved at having to give up her maiden name for 'head'
pretty flat wicketstatistically every shit game englel batsmen have brings them closer to a good onethey could still baz >us if everything works out perfectly for thembe interesting to see when CumGOD declares
>>152562039i knew her in uni. believe me that name suits her perfectly
probably. Jess Maiden sounds better
So for the nextHeadThe other guyMarnusSmithUsman ahackbarCareyWebsterStarcCumminksLyonBoland
>>152562046Hope he just bats through the entire 5th day for draw to retain Ashes for the moral victory
>>152561996based Sammy
she has social climber physiognomy
kill racists for six
love all the clueless marketing cunts getting konstas for their ads
having a beer in honor of travvy
this is boring, this whole series has sucked
>>152562104sucked the whole time huh? reminds me of last time i was with you are mum HAH
I'm still convinced that professional cricket even at the highest levels is kind of a farce. I think if you take basically any half decent cricketer and give them the experience of playing in first class and then international cricket they'd basically adjust and become a passable player. And that process usually comes down to favouritism/ connections of parents.
>>152562104If you want a competitive series that goes to the wire you're a huge gay and unaustralian
Every day I wish the Windies would be good again
>>152562104no one is forcing you to watch it mate
imagine thinking thrashing these pommy dogs is boring
based isa getting rowdy on the town tonight
Who /lefty/ here?
We'll have a declaration thanks
>>152562109nice one matethat'll shut him up
>isa keeps mentioning something about a big party tonighthmmm?
>>152562104watching england being completely demolished has been pure kino
>>152562136the party in inside her
>>152562141need a total spaz out from stokes to really be good
>>152562118at least they have based shamar joseph now
not sure this strategy of bowling wide pies hoping he smashes it to one of the four gullies is gonna work
>lead by 304 with half an hour left >no deccy coward cummins certainly back in charge
>>152562154
>>152562132Kiwis are playing for the cowardly draw m8 so they can win the series
>>152562160Day 3
>>152562160Based retard
>>152562166do women still say x
>>152562182yes but only if they like you in australia bongettes say it after every fkn message which caused me some issues when i first met a bong girl at work and i was convinced she wanted to fuck (she didnt)
>>152562182not since elon
>>152562130>rowdy on the town tonightin adelaide?
>>152562193Meth mostly
>>152562193adelaide is pretty good partying m8 much better than shitney
>>152562190yeah sounds about right
>>152562202i like adelaide it's comfy, never struck me as a party place though. but the last time i was in aus melbourne was still a decent city.
>>152562214you just pretend you didnt see the Indians or
>>152562214yeah adelaide is just like a big country town. i remember places closing kinda early around 12-1am but the pubs were packed sydney at 11pm on a saturday is a ghost town melbourne is ok but victoria as a whole is cooked and the city is quickly deteriorating
where did all the players go
morning ANOTHER FUCKING DAY of toil
adelaide SUCKS
>Alyssa Healy is backJesus fucking christ kill me
>>152562224nah it was '03 or some shit there was hardly any jeets yet.
>>152562242why has she been on all fucking day
>>152562193Adelaide has a massive nightclub/hotel district that stretches from the University of SA Art Gallery on Hindley Street all the way to the Rundle Mall on Hindley Street.>black bull hotel
>>152562233this image may cause a war between india and pakistan
>>152562231yeah i never liked sydney, in fact i don't like NSW at all, or people that come from there.
>>152562233they all ran off the field briefly so the cameraman could get a good shot
>>152562244>03brother that australia has been gone for about 15 years now you wouldnt recognize it now
>>152562250is the joke that you searched for gay venues or do they just sound like that in adelaide
Whenever mum sees Travis Head she always calls him "nappy face". Any of you enlighten why she says this?
>>152562233this photo is shooped
>>152562250uhhh
>>152562257rural nsw is based t. rural nsw chad
>>152562244Yeah a different world then
south Australia is the thinking man's aus
This Shoaib Akhtar guy must truly be awful if Jacks is clearly better
Our two best batsmen.
so australia won... again. cool sport very exciting
>>152562250For me, it's The Woolshed, into Red Square
might give up on moving to perth and try adelaide anyone know if theres any spots available there?
>>152562248its fucking ridiculous she is on every 2nd stint, she will probably be a permanent fixture this is FUCKED
>>152562283stop being so shit then mate its up to you
>Jacks the way I like it
>>152562291you're playing against englanda little thing called the ashesmaybe you've heard of it?
SOUTH AUSTRALIANSOUTH AUSTRALIANSOUTH AUSTRALIAN
>>152562283yes mate the good guys won again
>>152562301>the ashes is a sport its not is a sport, its a series
>>152562301looks like a trans-tasman trophy game to me mate. fucking kiwis.
Reckon I'll never leave my hometown because I love it n that
Jacks approaching back to back centuries. Elite player.
>>152562323most consistent player this series
a real man would declare on 350.
>>152562323good strike rate too
>>152562284I've been there. I also remember having a kebab at the shop next door.
Why was Big Buckets not called up?
>>152562345He'll declare on 199* and 99*
>>152562315don't worry one of the kiwis is gone after this test, or at worst after this series
>>152562348105 (120) and 93 (102)not bad
what sort of spastic thinks the poms will drop their coach midseries?
>>152562260actually been gone for 22 years champ
>>152562367Definitely playing bazball the right way
Bazball chasing down 550~ to win will be one of the all time Ashes moments
england should try a different bowling approachperhaps one involving attacking the stumps?i dont know though im not an expert
>>152562368the kiwi spastic 2 posts up. they don't understand optics.
Alyssa Healy I want her gone.
Im starting to think this englush team isnt very good at cricket
>>152562376If that happens we'll probably have to put their flag on ours and replace our head of state with their king or something.
>>152562368series is over after this test mate
>>152562376>England lose the Ashes, 4-1.
>>152562389based kiwi
>>152562393Should SA do a quick 5 test tour starting Boxing Day?
at least stokes and baz won't have far to travel back home next week
yes, keep hitting in spots where stokes has to chase
What a field.
>>152562378
>>152562378i'll never understand why fast bowlers don't follow the mcgrath way?>bowl at one spot at a good length until you can hit it 99 times out of a 100, then just keep fucking doing that.it's not fucking rocket science.
>>152562412>just put more fielders where they are hitting instaed of changing the bowling to prevent it
>>152562412the new grinch pizza from dominos
>>152562416boland kinda does
>>152562403we could just bring next years boxing day test forward a yearor if you'd rather see a competitive game yeah get SA over
All this talk about Spazball when England just have shit bowlers
Onya Alex
carey double century and motm?
>Jacks with back to back tonsUnderappreciated.
Double centurion, Will Jacks.
bad fielding is bad cricket
This is just South Australian supremacist propaganda!
business idea: the team is just head carey and starc and they play the full england 11
>>152562437The word spaz is very offensive in england so we dont use it in these threads
>>152562416McGrath is lucky he retired when he did. If prime McGrath was teleported today he'd be going for 8/over.
Crowd rising as one to applaud Jacks on his century
I legit despise Ben stokes
>>152562430that's how you can tell it's not rocket science.
does joffra archer being black have anything to do with him being a lazy bum?
Hope travis gets his 150 today hell be hungover tomorrow and probably get out early
>>152562461NoHim being Caribbean does though
>>152562451now we're talking
>>152562461he's tired baws
>>152562456would he fuck.
>>152562460kek
>>152562456re-watch his bowling at Lord's in 2005 and have a think about that again
>>152562462Reckon he just comes out tomorrow smashing it all all around not giving a fuck
>>152562451Let Smith be captain from teams dugout and ill fund this
listening to the saxon peters vs roland belford debate in cafe nero
>>152562487have no idea what this means
>>152562495me either nor do i care to know
>>152562497same and still hope it gets bondi'd
>>152562459why?I think hes a good bloke
>barmy army literally cleaned it up for the jannys AHAHAHAH
english fielding is so shit
The cowardly Ben Stokes bowled zero balls today.
Head's actually a pretty good batsperson
>englel taking their time before the end of play so they dont have to bowl to head and careyisnt normally the batsmen who are trying to waste time lel
England can still win guys!!
Do you losers even like cricket?
>>152562461black people from england have lost their natural ability to withstand heat
>>152562503surely the barmy army got some form of financial compensation for their work?
WE ARE THE ARMY *HONK*THE BARMY ARMY *HONK*WE ARE POOFTERS*HONK* AND WE ARE FAGS *HONK* WE ARE THE GAYEST *HONK* CRICKET FANS *HONK*STEAMWORKS HAS EVER HAD *HONK*
>>152562473>Two balls staying low>Playing down the wrong line and French cutting it onto the stumps>Two playing the wrong line and edging it to slipsAmazing.You need to remember that was in the previous era of cricket were tests were played slowly, allowing him to wear the batsman down (with Warne at the other end).In the current era of bazball, he's a slow-medium pacer without real ball movement who would require the keeper standing up at the stumps to stop the batsmen walking at him to smack him back over his head.
>>152562529>from england anon...
>>152562534uncomfortable trvke
>>152562349You and every other bloke on every footy trip I've been on to Adelaide.
>>152562487no one gives a fucking shit you flog
I do enjoy Gilly's commentary, and he's probably my favourite Aus player ever.What a man.
>>152562534>In the current era of bazballseems to be working splendidly. do you even think before you post?
>>152562541from/born
Just did a big smelly Harry Brook in the dunny lads
>>152562534>literal Boland plus more bounce wouldn't work against bazballlol
>>152562579Do you see McGrath out there?
>>152562586When Boland is bowling, where is the keeper standing again?
>>152562160>not declaring is cowardice now
>>152562577i feel bad everytime he talk abotu warnie and symonds. he obviously misses them so much remember once he was on the verge of tears talking about symo
>>152562589no, but i see a lot of spastic ideas that are making test cricket shit. it's almost like they're trying to destroy it, to replace it with spastic ball.
>head and carey set themselves in tomorrow in 5 to 10 overs>alog it around for the next 10 or so for a quick hundred >declare before lunch and have 4 sessions to bowl out England Unless the forecast for Sunday morning changes
>the virgin barmy army chants>the chad ausgod fans no singing so you can hear the sounds of the might Australian wildlife to inspire the team
>>152562577>my favourite Aus player ever.for me it's xavier doherty.
>englel spin """bowling"""
>>152562534>>152562534>who would require the keeper standing up at the stumpsjeez if mcgrath were playing today where would we get a keeper who could and would do that?
>>152562617It's just going to bait England into another collapse.
>>152562605damn.. i had forgottenthis post reminded my that symonds died :(
>>152562658do you reckon he anhero'd
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL+LAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT CHIRPING NOW ARE YA
>>152562283That's why India, that is Bharat, is the only kino team to support. Heartbreaks and Setbacks followed by pure joy and glory (to Shiva)
blokes got a face for cricket radio
>>152562698But you don't support India Zachy , you barely even watch cricket in general
>>152562742>0-16AHAHAHAHAHA
>>152562782>Still pretending to be Indian when everyone knows it's youAHAHAHAHAHA
Are you going to make an effort to pretend to watch the Indian game today Zachy mate?
>>152562617They're gonna keep batting for the entire day if they don't get out. There's no reason for Australia to risk a baz miracle.
>>152562534Nuketruth. He'd be banned for chucking and he'd hide his action questionable memehit leagues
Ben Stokes when Liam Dawson bowls 20 overs at Old Trafford at 2.5rpo: :(Ben Stokes when Will Jacks bowls 20 overs at Adelaide at 5.5rpo: :0
Can engshitters pull off the unthinkable in Adelaide?Can they lose a shitshowashes series inside 10 days?
>>152562797bongs are capable of batting for the draw especially stokesdeclare early tomorrow and give them a target they think they can make so they bat stupidly again and we can get them out
>>152562798he has the cleanest action ever, the article you cite even implied that
might have a wankmight notmight have another ham & tomato sauce sandwich
Reminder the great Cheteshwar Pujara has 2 more series victories down under than the fraud joe poot has testicles remaining
>>152562833>Cleanest action ever>Throws itIf he wanted his bowling to be legal he should've slowed down instead of chucking it for the extra pace.
Don't think anyone remembers that mate because none of us are brown and neither are you
the bathroom is coming along nicely lads
>>152562845His bowing was textbook legal and never questioned. What are you rambling about?
>>152562854>homeownermust be nice bro
>>152562860I married a 6/10 who already owned a home. Best decision I ever made.
>>152562855Back when they were calling a chucker a chucker, McGrath was used to justify a rule change to allow throwers because he too was a chucker.
>>152562854lgmdid the splashback at my place and that was enough
>engshitter seething because his shit team doesn't have a single engshitter with the cojones of the great Pujara
>>152562854imagine all the english bowling attacks that are gonna be dropped in there over the years
woman in my block of flats is thirsty for me, not had a woman so thirsty for me in ten years
>>152562878nice work mate, not doing the tiling myself though. i did the demo, framing and sheeting but no interest in doing the rest
>>152562854>grout not matching triggers my autism something severe
>>152562872No, they back when murali blatantly throwed (along with harbhajan singh shoaib akhtar) they released a report saying that EVERY bowler throwed, *even* those "known to possess a traditionally clean action" such as mgrath, pollock and holding.McGrath was an example of how even the cleanest bowlers are still throwing - that was their point. Though, it was all fake, dummy, to cover for every single decent south asian bowler apart from kumble being a blatant thrower.
>>152562854Where's the waterproofing? I'm assuming it's not done due to the huge gaping hole in the floor between the shower taps and hand rail.>What do you want for tiles?>>Give me the white brick
>>152562889the dark part is being grouted tomorrow
Based T. Head taking the piss when he did this
>>152562907>did the fake run up when he was on 99 >waved bye to the ball after he flogged it for his century >told the indians to poo in loo >probably hammered right now
Pujara vs convicts>6 series played>5 (FIVE) series wins>3 at home including a 4-0 Dharmawash>2 away b2b including a player of the series>won against a full strength convict team with India C team>saved Kohli's test legacy>never shirked batting #3 like frauds poot and steve shith>did all this after reconstructive surgeries on both kneesHis legacy grows by the day
>>152562918>>won against a full strength convict teamlmao
>>152562895the waterproofing is under the tiles, the hole is a channel drain without the grate in and thr rail is for heating towels. the tile ends and transitions to vj panel wainscoting with a step down in heigh
>>152562895based office drone
>>152562892>No>McGrath was an example of how even the cleanest bowlers are still throwing - that was their point??? So McGrath was a chucker? Thank you?Bowlers can always slow down if their action is illegal. Didn't see the guy standing stationary side on at the crease with his finger pointing at the spot he wanted the ball to land as he rolled over his arm get called for throwing.
>>152562892Lmao McChucker bent his arm more than Chuckthar and they had to change the laws of cricket to accomodate him>....revealed that even bowlers like Glenn McGrath, considered examplars of the classical action, go over the prescribed tolerance limit, bending their arms by as much as 12 degrees.
>>152562939If you think McGrath was a chucker you're falling for a piec of blatant propaganda, but if you believe that nonsense then every bowler ever was, so there's no point in signalling him out personally.
Glenn McChucker took 563 test wickets and every single one was a no ball --Bishan BASED SINGH Bedi
>>152562958> no bowler has ever bowled a legal deliverysouth asian copezero decent bowlers ever apart from kumble that aren't playing baseball
>>152562926>the hole is a channel drain without the grate inRight up against the wall?
>Saves Australian cricket
>>152562947>If my pie chucker was a thrower then so was everyone else>reeeeeeeeeeee1. He was used to justify the rule change to allow Murali to continue2. He was still a thrower3. Don't see medium pacers ever implicated in this.
>>152562967 fat cunt needs an xxl shower to fit in
Cricket worked fine without allowing blatant chucking, it would have been just as fine if they threw out Murali for his obvious blatant throws.Now every Indian bowler is being taught to legally chuck, and no-one who chucks will ever get banned.
>>152562992> Extensive research conducted by the International Cricket Council is set to reveal that 99% of bowlers in the history of cricket have been throwers. That's the "study" you're obsessed with like a cringe, illiterate brownoid.
>>152562985>Selects a player from NSW
>>152562895as much as I detest millennial grey, it tis a bathroom so is acceptable to be all white
>>152563006And McChucker was the worst of them>12 degree bendNO BALL
>>152563008mumza got rid of the blue swirl 70s tiles and cedar cladding in the bathroom for white and grey was fuming
>>152563008It's not the colour but rather the size/pattern. From the picture it literally looks like a brick wall that had a coat of paint slapped on it.
>>152563010No, he was not, McGrath, Pollock and Holding were the examples of the cleanest.
>>152562967it runs to 950mm off the back wall it's just covered with a blanket
Auntie made beef Wellington for family Christmas dinner
at toilgonna go for a lovely runny creatine shit in a sec
>>152563006>99% of bowlers in the history of cricket have been throwersSo 1% of bowlers were actually doing it legally? So it's possible? Great. Ban the chuckers.99% of Olympic athletes dope, guess we should change the rules to allow them to do so instead of banning them?
>>152563031you beaut, enjoy cobber
creatine and Guinness shit
>>152563031Haha hope they arent poison mushrooms haha look out!
>>152563035Or the study is bunk and was produced solely in defense of actual chuckers. But sure go ahead and ban everything but legspin. I don't care.
wasn't that runny actually creatine only seems to make my shit runny sometimes
>>152563031tell the dumb bint christmas is 5 days away
summertime and the livin is easy
>>15256299do your research they bent the laws to accommodate McGrath's bent elbow
mcgrath was found to be chucking it rampantly especially his bouncer
Mcgrath, Pollock and Holding were all retired when the study was conducted. They just watched some film footage, not a real study, south asian propaganda.But yeah, ban everything but legspin.
>>152563025>1.2m long bathUh, is that for a dog or something?>Stud to X measurementsAre they all from left to right?Up-down could only be the glass panel, but that picture (shortest) doesn't match the text (longest).
>>152563069that's not true they were studied
>>152563031luf beef welly
Actually he wasn't retired, but close to. Actual quote regarding McGrath says "occasionally" over the limit. He was one of the cleanest. But anyway, ban everything but leg spin I guess.
>>152563067>>152563077>BouncerYou mean he chucked his effort ball? Hmm, bit in this.
been watching the simpsons and playing osrs all day but tuning in for the BBLgo scorchies!
>>152562854>support hand railBased 65 year old woman
>>152563070it's a compromise for the small space but we aren't big people. it does have high sides though so you can still be submerged to your neck. my drawing is out of scale, i slapped ot together in powerpoint in 5 minutes
yes all his bouncers were chuckshence occasionally
>>152563063kek why was it deleted though?
>>152563085seasons 2-10 are top shelf
Saw pic related posted on twitter with the guy saying this>The difference between Raza and Illingworth for 2025 is not statistically significantly different.like what the fuck? it is a 20% difference between overturned decisions, like how is that not significant?pic is for tests in 2025 btw
>all the Australian bowlers chuck and all the snickos are doctored!!!!1!!english coping is so funny to me
still a poor man's ambrose even if he wasn't a chucker. and a bad loser
>>152563093Because it's a post from about 18 years ago.
>>152563103GaffneyGODsurprised reiffel isnt the worst, hes had some shockers this year
mcgrath was/is a cunt regardless of his bowling action
>>152562884Go on son
>>152563126not sure it's a good idea
>>152563103Not enough matches for a good determination of significance. If you can pull up the same stats but over the last 5 years it’ll be better. 20% is significant but not over a small sample size, it’s still too volatile.In other news I crashed out at drinks in the first session
why are there no gingers that play cricket at the highest level?
>>152563103also i am retarded i read names wrongso ignore the second bitbut >best 2 umps are an Australian and Englishmanwhy the fuck cant we have them?
i see why all the women's cricketers are thirsting for funn illin now with this facial hairlooking like channing tatum or some shit
>>152563137if i get bored one day i might trawl ball by ball comms on cuckinfo and assemble it
>>152563143I think ive told this yarn here before but there was a time when both Rosemary Mair and Molly Penfold (nz women's players) thought they were his gfAlso after playing a season of cricket in England, he got some English rose to move to nz with him and then she caught him cheating on her during the first week back in NZ
half a shift of toil left
What if tomorrow Stokes dresses up as a sexy lady to try and distract Head and Carey?
>>152563140Stokes?
>>152563169I don't think he likes the gays tho
>>152563159>Rosemary Mair and Molly Penfoldthey sound like they were born during the great depression
>>152563179Post modern irony innit
The english physio is reporting that after a freak accident in the field leading to a head knock, captain Ben Stokes woke up speaking in a peewee accent
>>152563159looked those names up and he was slumming it with those two
>>152563179Kek they do sound like consumption victims
>pooeymann
puma pants
not sure my heaties are capable of restricting a side to under 200
>>152563192based entertainers
1. English - MA Gough - 0% overturned2. English - AG Wharf - 4% overturned3. Australian - SJ Nogajski - 15% overturned4. New Zealand - CB Gaffaney - 15% overturned5. Sri Lanka - HDPK Dharmasena - 20% overturned6. Sri Lanka - RMPJ Rambukwella - 22% overturned7. Australian - RJ Tucker - 24% overturned8. English - RA Kettleborough - 25% overturned9. Saffa - A Paleker - 28% overturned10. New Zealand - CM Brown - 30% overturned11. Saffa - AT Holdstock - 31% overturned12. Indian - Nitin Menon - 33% overturned13. Windies - JS Wilson - 33% overturned14. Australian - PR Reiffel - 33% overturned15. Bangladesh - Sharfuddoula - 34% overturned16. English - RK Illingworth - 36% overturned17. Paki - Ahsan Raza - 39% overturned
Top Of The Hills
>>152563200>Ahsan Raza - 39% overturnedwew
whos your fav umpire?
pissbane sheet
>>152563211for me it's old mate crooked finger billy
>>152563200Why aren't there many Indian umpires?Assumed there would be a lot more. They all doing IPL stuff instead?
>>152563103Get Gaffaney and Wharf to just fucking do everything.
5guys for lunch
>>152563211
>>152563182Can never take those eyebrows seriously.
>>152563211joel wilson
>>152563228gonna eat anything?
>>152563135Why’s that?
>>152563211Daryl Hair
>>152563226Wharf was in charge in the first NZ - WI test and got something like 8/9 of the reviews correct it might have even been more, he was impressive particularly on the LBWs
>>152563200This needs to weight the total reviews because it makes some blokes looks better/worse than they are. Reiffel getting 12/36 overturned isn't great, but it's better than Joel fucking Wilson going 3/9
>>1525632332 burgers and a Cajun fries
>>152563211I can tell you that Kumar Dharmasena is certainly my least favourite.
>>152563211Eurasmus had bants, but he was actually pretty good too.
>>152563241whats he ever done to you
>>152563238are you the guy who was sad last night about not being able to do basic multiplication?
>>152563238>Reiffel getting 12/36 overturned isn't great, but it's better than Joel fucking Wilson going 3/9They're the same thing?MA Gough (2) is the only one with a tiny sample size.
>>152563245
>>152563255kek
might consider avoiding bowling this utter SHITTER in future
>>152563233
>>152563233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7MBGpZK9wg
its about 85 quadrillion degrees in my room rn
>>152563273Doubtful
>South Korean president Lee Jae Myung has instructed his government to consider extending public health insurance to cover hair-loss treatments, arguing that baldness has become a “matter of survival” rather than a cosmetic concern for young people.Any chance of Albo following suit with the PBS or are we still stuck paying for Shane Warne's yeah yeah?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPPqKUHQ5js
my dog only shits outside
>>152563281precursor to making sex changes taxpayer paid
>>152562854needs a rug
need a hug
need a tug
weeds a drug
>>152563281>gender affirming surgerynot getting a bloody red-cent of my hard-earned taxes
>>152563308Got you, senpai.
shat the rug
>>152563281sounds gay
need a bug
auckland fc plus the bblwe eating good
>>152563288heard on the news they had just put a hold on puberty blocking treatments for under 18s until 2030? based on ongoing UK and NZ studies being done. I think troons that have already started get an exemptionthey're probably going to lay low for a few years until the pendulum starts to go back in the other direction before they start going full bore on trans stuff again
really not convinced hardie can actually bat
>Australia haven't put Smith, Cummins and Hazlewood on the park together in this series yet. They've got a batting order that is changing every game. An NPC with bat like Green. And they're still cantering to a whitewash. What a team. Just the masters of getting the job done.so true actually
Won't be dinner posting tonight I'm afraid i apologise to those looking forward to it
>>152563234white
>>152563352fair enough but i hope you will tomorrow
>>152563326crisp auckland fc appreciator
>friday night >everyone out on the town>stuck alone in my room because im an alcoholic sometimes less really is more lads
Should have kept going with the ayy generals
how did windies beat our full strength team a year or so ago but England havent won in aus in something like 48 years?
Who gets man of the match, Carey or Head?
>>152563381>48 yearsare you a mong
>>152563367Same, at least there’s big bash on
>>152563385im not talking about rugby
anyone got the me Friday night copypasta
>>152563381England hype up Australia as this mythical place when it really isn'tEngland just need to stop attack every ball at 5th stump line or past that except the occasional punishmentroate the strike and keep the scoreboard flowing, which Stokes did not do yesterday when he really needed toas for bowling the need to be better line and lengths, simple asfielding needs some work though
Scorchers bros…
>>152563357On the spirit of the outback train tomorrow around dinner time so it might be a bit grim haha. Love you
>>152563399England needs more Tongue 'n Arse.
>Scott Boland has still batted for more minutes than Cameron Green this serieslmaomight go to the Sydney test if Green is still playing just to yell abuse at him
>>152563381When they're running Seals, the non-rapist joseph and especially the rapist joesph - they have the 3rd best pace attack in the world and the pitches were doing loads
>>152563381>how did windies beat our full strength team a year or so agoThat was a pity loss to give the windies a bit of hope going forward
the days of the week arent real, you toilberg pawns
>>152563429why is Webster not in the side given his scoring?
>>152563415
>>152563429based i love paying out on players
>turn on the brainlet bash >bloke hits ball and falls over this shit is embarassing
>>152563233Gottem
>>152563443it hurts when someone slaps your ass...
>>152563438Because they dont want him in the team
Watching bad Santa, it’s really bad
>>152563429better wear some kevlar and a bullet proof helm if you are going to sydneystan
>>152563435i like my work and i get paid good money for it
is that Patterson fella a make a wish kid?
>>152563349>against englel
Afrdi is so shit Ken
mcweeney
if mccullum int fired after this test then english cricket is finished forever
Reminder Shardul Thakur has been more influential in tests vs convictstralia than the fraud joe poot
>friday nightyou're such a toilberg pawn. like i give a fuck about '''friday night''''. i've partied hard in the best nightclubs of south america, i've partied hard in the best nightclubs of europe. i have six year olds margiela gats that have graced the floor of pretty much every good nightclub in the worldi've ascended now , i don't subscribe to your pathetic toilberg definition of ''friday night'', i party all week, and rock out all night
now that’s what I call a leg break
>>152563471The Hundred already did that, the ECB don't care.
shartdul fartkur
>>152563466as expected from a hasan piker lookalike
if mccullum isnt fired when australia take a lead of 500 then english cricket is done for
reckon scorchies might win this one
>>152563367We have each other lad. Love you
>>152563452and why not?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
reckon they need some deep heat iykwim haha
they call them the heat because their fans fume when they watch them
>>152563482>beer and bundy take it easy man
COPPED IT IN THE FACE
>>152563474kek>>152563481Good call king
> england can't win so i pretend to be indian
i just don't think headbutting the ball is proper technique
if you were senior player in a team, what would your initiation for new young players be?
>>152563508old ahh unc
>>152563509convince them to come out as gay
townes van zandt is Christmas coded
>>152563484Because they want Green and Inglis in the team
>>152563484he is a big guy
>>152563509id put their hand in a bowl of water while theyre sleeping so they piss themselves LOL
>>152563509nothing hazing is gay
>Second highest BBL total everHeaties how do you respond?
>>152563535
>>152563509i reverse kanga'd the toilets for the younger kids for a week at snow camp
>>152563509They would have to hang out with me for a weekend and say that I'm cool.
>>152563555lmao
>>152563509have them bowl to me in the nets even if they arent a bowler
try to haze me and your getting knocked out
>>152563531i framed the ginger kid at year 12 camp for pissing the bed. nearly a decade ago now and people still bring it up, im the only one who knows the truth
*hazes you*
I love Christmas
>>152563557>reverse kanga'dwut
>>152563576kek based
lmao good start heaties
>>152563580FOWF
lollmao even
>>152563574youve never played any team sport and no doubt youd become the subject of horrific bullying if you did
looks like the bong shill is in
the bong shill brothers
fuck I'd like to punch buges right now
>>152563596>>152563600meds
>>152563606>ill change the water of course
one of them even pretends to be welshbroquite crafty
Shouldn't you be walking to bouldering or something noodle arms
noodling to walking
is watson retarded? like actually?
>>152561983keKkkk
A U C K L A N DFC
>>152563637ayy chabin bloke
>bouldering later
>>152563637x
NO BALL
BULLSHIT
poorchers
richardson really does bowl like a sped
the music after EVERY FUCKING BALL is so overstimulating
>>152563674this entire this is crazy its like gooning cricket
what a shot
bumdering soon
>>152563679i watched some of the baseball when that was on and they do the same shit with the organ actually fries my brain
>>152563686love the organ no homo
>>152563633nobody with noodle arms can do +62.5 kg chin-ups, ol bingoey
>>152563686are most people used to this?all the colours are bright, patterns on the scorecard, the music, the playing itself, commentary yelling, that fucking cartoon fox that comes out and plays cartoon sounds after a 6 its fucked
whats bigger, noodle arms or bingo wings?
>>152563689i actually think the organ is not as bad because at least it's the same instrument so it's not constantly changing sounds, just the tune also there's a tradition of it i guessstill not for me though
Big Brian League
A U C K L A N D F C
>>152563686dodger stadium is terrible for really loud dogshit music too
Can’t believe the scorchers are actually going to lose
Reckon Perth could use a wicket here
uhhhhhhhh scorchiebros
How farkin far in do they have the boundary rope
my scorchies :(
DROPPED THE ASHES
DROPPED
horrible words
>>152563751ikr the field looks fucking tiny
Only went to the first 2 days of the test. First test ive ever been to, ive quite enjoyed it and now im trying to get tickets for Sydney (which won't happen btw but I guess its worth trying).
heaties:D
>>152563643>>152563650https://youtu.be/hL2c3d4wbRUx
>>152563674I try to mute between balls. Tonight i've fully muted the TV and listening to the ABC coverage, which is better as the crowd sound is mixed much quieter. Commentary is still average but less meme gimmicks.
Fell asleep at 1 o'clock, what happened?
scorchsisters what the FUCK is happening
>>152563776chuneehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A
this is preposterous
THIS IS BIG BASH CRICKET
/cric/ is a Brisbane Heat general I'm afraid
>257 might not be enough in a t20 matchfucken clown world
not when ashton agar is bowling
business idea: at test team plays in the style of big bashwould it work?
Uhhh scorchiebros they're ahead of our worm
why dont the english team play one of the bbl teams between tests?
Scorchies? How's ya bum?
What the fuck did they do to the gabba
>>152563846they get a full test innings, brisbane get 20 overs
milf spotted
I need to meet a hot arab/phonecian/assyrian from an eastern catholic church, like some maronite type bitch I think
uuuuuummmm me scorchies???
the cool change just came through and I am mad comfy
One wicket and it’s over, scorchies still in this
>>152563862rugshitter finally posting his dog
this is remarkable
had a thing with an Iraqi for a bit but she was yadzi not going to work for this northern irish catholic
>northern irish catholicgross
>>152563862DUDE
In fairness what do you expect from guys with names like:>Brody Couch>Jhye Richardson>Ashton Agar
>>152563867that dog isnt capable of such a shithad to be some meathead dog like a pitbull or something
very in vogue in the current day actually with kneecap etc
>>152563820https://youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytkx
Cooper Connolly has big teeth
sometimes im embarrased to call you my mates
>>152563903https://youtube.com/watch?v=4bBQzRgsNeg
>>152563870was shot hot?
>>152563921https://youtu.be/7dfYQQHEOLs?si=lHW_dstXW7My520i
contemplating drinking a couple of theses and staying up all night. then nap a couple hours before the criggy starts
>>152563939why would you do that
RENGOD RENGOD RENGOD RENGOD
>>152563930yes mate
This isn’t cricket
Inglis out Renshaw in
>>152563955BUT I LOVE IT
>>152563939mrs and daughter are good I hope mate
>fatty renslow
GOTTEM GONE
>>152563946sleeping just feels like a waste of time sometimes
no NO!
technology claims another victim
the throne
>>152563975>studio apartment grim
>>152563975hay
>>1525639802 bed 2 bath townie thank you mate
poodio afartment
6... 7...
SIX SEVEN
>>152563987why do you have a fridge in your room them even more grim desu
>>152563988>>152563988>>152563988
6-7
>>152563980>pic of a bedroom in some apartment>IT'S A STUDIO??
>>152563987the perfect starter home
>>152564003>>152564003>>152564003
>>152563994>>152564008Again lads
just use the first, soz lads
What's up with the reffing
>>152564020its alright mate, dont sweat it
