Aus 371 & 4/271 vs Eng 286
bj been crapping on about this fucking power surge shit for 3 hours fmd
heaties gonna choke this kek
My heaties
my heaties
never a doubt, scorchies win this
MY scorchies
>>152563993no fridge in here mate >>152564007thanks mate
what kind of neek buys a house as their first home
>>152564016>>152564018Crisp
>2 centuries in one bbl game>still lose>???
>>152563975what suburb lad? looks nice
>>152564023its a 2 bedsit, 2 bathroom
house is better than a one bed bedsit
>>152564023
>>152564023t. buyer's remorse bedsit neek
Is a test 100 or a bbl 100 more impressive
>>152564023i would punch your ugly cunting face in
bros how do I buy a house
>>152564028coolbellup lmao
>>152564032my flat isn't a studio aka a bedsit
In the day of judgement God will answer the men of earthly riches "have you not had your fill?"
>>152564039Have rich parents and wait for them to die
>>152564039Save $25k then get a mortgage
>>152564046amen
>>152564040based /6163/ poster
>>152564050dont you need 20% for a deposit. what house are you buying for 125k
>>152564039accept you need give over your Saturdays and your email address the real estate industry machine
only $25k? Is that all? millennials have been crying about saving $25k?
Who's going to want to buy a bedsit in York in 20 years time? Utterly dire investment that
umpball
THAT WASNT A NO BALL
>>152564036?
battered sausage chips curry sauce simple as
>>152564063it isn't a studio flat/bedsit, and it's in a great location
>>152564059literally me lol
>>152564076you calling it a penthouse now? lol
also>who's going to want to live in York lel
>>152564076>it's in a great locationno its not its in england
>>152564073nobody asked, fuck off
>>152564060Nah not these days because they know no one has it anymore lol
If I was Richardson I would wear shoes one size larger
>>152564062You need 1m to buy anything decent these daysBasically the easiest way to make it in aus is to wage while you live your parents and never ever rentUnfortunately not all of us can bludge like that
york I'm sure a lovely city
>>152564079fucking knew it lel
Richardson is genuinely one of the most overrated bowlers in Australia
Talk about the cricket or fuck off
>>152564092who rates him?
>>152564085Be nice
where do we go from here scorchiebros
desu I reckon I'd rather just rent than get a 5% deposit loan bro and pay 45k a year in interest
Scorchiesisters.....
CAN YOU BELIEVE YOUR EYES
>>152564093I wonder what the best property investments are in the area around the Gabba cricket stadium
>>152564098I would too IF renting wasn't fucked and unless you're doing it from someone you know can get fucked over with rent increases, a shit house, or getting kicked out after just 1 year and having to find a whole new place and doing all the moving and changing address bullshit
anyone getting on the housing ladder should be extremely proud of themselves you've worked hard to do it well done
Unbelievable that we could lose this
who said anything about 20 years time anyway. baffling post all in all. I'll probably either sell it in a few years or never sell and rent as holiday let in future
>>152564039>get a job earning $80k+ (not hard)>rent a room for cheap for two years>drive a shit box>don't buy takeaway often>save $60k+ over two years>job hunt relentlessy until you get $100k job one runv up from where you started>upgrade lifestyle a little>save an extra $120k over three years bringing you to around $180>buy a nice apartment/unit worth less than 700k>pay that bitch off aggressively for 5 years>job search aggressively and get a $120k salary>have a holiday>pay off the rest over 5 years>congrats you now have a paid off property worth $850k+ and make $120k do whatever you want kingvery achievable 10 year plan for any non retard
>>152564098I lose 40k renting a year no real difference
it's nice knowing you own the place. you have more of an investment in buying the furniture, sorting out the garden etc, knowing you're there for the long haul
the greatest cricket game of all time going on and you guys are talking about bedsits
Someone clip that fat guy in the crowd kek
how the fuck have they managed to chase this downincroyable
>>152564113t. 2010
Lay your treasures up in heaven lads this world is rotting away.
imagine IMAGINE if heaties dont win this
>>152564116you have a sanctuary it's a different psychology should have seen the state of my fridge when I was renting
Is an heat hotter than a scorcher
>>152564134so true
are the fielders meant to catch the ball?
brendan julian is legitimately retarded
Crazy how many balls have dropped in
>>152564136scorcher hotter but it's a dry heat versus the muggy heat of the heat
reminder you do not own anything not even your soul you are property of the divine
super over you cowards
if you go slow enough do you have to have all your fielders under the helmet?
>>152564027happening
apologise
hardie you poof
>>152564149yes mate
ITS OVAH
>ohhh nooo i hurt myself with 2 balls left :((((((weak
BROKEN WRIST KINO
cursed game
DED
It's way past my bedtime
>>152564151doctored pitch
Brendan Julian is a based retard
THERES 2 BALLS LEFT STUPID TV
RUN THE CENTURY CELEBRATION BACK
I N C R E D I B B L
RIGGED
this shit brazy
The greatest cricket game of all time was just played, gentlemen.
damn if scorchos caught one ball...
>>152564164oops
chase 260win the nrloriginwon the afl twice (don't even care imagine if we did)
would have been a super over if not for that SPASTIC fielder
It was inevitable.
>>152564187thiswe were robbed of super over kino
>>152564184unfathomably basedNO VALID CAPTCHA
Nearly as many runs as England's """bazball""" scored in a whole day of play
im really horny for this pregnant chick
doesnt feel right to fap after that, might just loom some bed
wonder if lachie neale was at the gabba tonight
our Brisbane Heaties once again win /cric/
>>152564197how come all the presenters are pregnant this summer?
>cenno>record run chasehere's your $5 kfc voucher lad
>>152564214its embarrassing that they even bother with this shitty arse prize
could go a zinger box rn 2bh
>>152564225is renshaw doing the ol' cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn at the movie trick?
>>152564218do they even mention it anymore? i didn't hear the whole presentation but flicked on and he's holding a kfc box so maybe they said it's such a shitty prize just hold the box in front of the camera for us for 2 minutes
>>152564225There are seven tenders in that six tenders for seven dollar box, if you know what I mean.
Renshaw or Bryan - who is more round and red?
>successful chase of 257 in a t20lol
>>15256406010% is standard and some loans will even offer as low as 5
>>152564244where are you buying a house for 500k
englel bros not like this
>>152564249can still find that rural, won't exactly be a mansion
>>152564249you don't know what the fuck you're on about cunt
>257 chasedwhat a marvellous contest between bat and ball
>>152564273>frankston
Englel BROS NOT LIKE THIS
>>152564273that's a unit mate
>>152564273>a fucking shed
>>152564282quibbling makes you sound like a poof>>152564279retard
>>152564298he was asking about houses. obviously you can still find a 2 beddy flat for half a mil
>>152564250>>152564280no refunds
>>152564298what is this image meant to convey
>>152564184phoar, getting nostalgic for non AI OC. these day some prick would do this prompt and it would be all smooth and piss-filtered and gay
>>152564317wrong pic cobba
>/cric/ - cricket
Me? I'm a MI London fan like my dada before me
bards getting dolled up for his night out with the civil service nerds in london
Dont forget your lanyard bard you massive whopper
George Dobell ripping them a new one AGAIN https://youtu.be/wBCmYLFtyAI?si
https://www.meatspin.com/lol
toil done
>>152564452nice mate now you can watch the day's cricket it's cracking viewing
>>152564113Yeah all good if you're single without kids Must be fun hitting the dating market in your 30s
Shitjeet gone completely missing for yet aother Indian match
DOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSS
>>152564273>202m2>500k>shitholeAbsolute fucking STATE of Outer Melbourne
line and whistle at York station is a deano pubeven has 'line' in the name
bet the england cricket team would love it in here
few beers today to celebrate end of toil zachy lad
Youtube is fucked lads
you've heard of elf on the shelf, but now get ready for shafts in my arse
this skinny mixed race girl at the station has spent like ten minutes nibbling on a baguette swear there was less of it left 5 minutes ago
probably shit and overrated like all french cuisine
except the mille-feuille, nailed the snot-block
good Chinese food is best in world
doncaster might be a shitholebut just south east of there. bawtry area. is a very pretty area just fyi lads
between retford and Doncaster is basically all lovely
retford is near worksop tbfwhere I'll be exposing the tennis fraud
>>152564813So there are 3850 buildings that need to be burned down.
hold my liquor is an ethereal song
midwit adjective choice
kayne is the coldplay of rap
suppose a bit there's no word for it that's how good it is
>>152564904That bad, eh?
>>152564904dire take reminder you unironically like NIN
>>152564813guarantee they counted go go curry and coco curry for the jap stats which is complete bullshit
you got to save the planet turkbro
do you twitch turkbro
grim stuff this too incel for me even
>Chain of cricket venues backed by Ben Stokes collapses into administration fucking hell stokesy
cant believe a woman invited me to her flat
>A chain of cricket-based venues backed by England's Ben Stokes has collapsed into administration. >Sixes, which runs 16 cricket-themed entertainment venues across England, said "challenging" trading had caused its closure. >Its Southampton site will close immediately, while all other venues will stay open while it looks for a rescue deal. I went to sixes in bristol and it was absolutely wank
she's rather aloof desu
deanos, golf, t20, the boundary rope etc have been the scourge of england cricketI think of Alex hales when I think of someone that embodies the rotneed the likes of Mike brearly back ASAP
>>152564959why is armageddon is in criterion >>152564984I had the channel turkbrow for film viewings.I don't really play games to be honest. wanted to install viva new vegas for a while
This edition may be the final proper Ashes, y'know. At the rate the UK is collapsing, and with Australia on the same path, this may be the last Ashes for a very long time, lads. You can feel a bit of a dark cloud hanging over these matches, too.
Alireza Firouzja playing like stockfish atm sucks he isn't playing for Iran really, wonder if he's not allowed to or something
>>152565090when was the last NYE LOTR viewing? that was fun
Hardik PandyaThe Shri Narendrabhai Modji StadiumGujaratThat is IndiaThat is Bharat
always find it sad when people don't play for their countries AF went to France as a student it's like me going to Bulgaria to work and becoming Bulgarian just silly
>>152564113SlavemindYour overlords commend you
>>152565140you better get to work on that forehand and backhand mate gonna be peppering them both equally come the 22nd March
>>152565134feels like ages ago. covid afl/ was really fun.garn make coffee and watch a film.https://youtu.be/Qo65THzmtXc
>>152565193You love your films
2000 Meters to Andriivka only good film I've watched in four years
>>152565187>3 months to find your ballsI'm there tomorrow you big ol' pussy
oh wait beau is afraid was good R.M.N, Fremont, Black Dog, Blackbird Blackbird Blackberry honourable mentions watched 80% shite
>>152565218I'll be other end of country hope you get some good practice in though because you're gonna need it to make it competitive come march
london?id rather just not be there generally it might be for you, but it's not for me
I only like Tom Cruise movies
>>152565193nice tune that
>>152565193Based upright bass.
>>152565207sure I like films. I like caravans more.>>152565478that a local saying? we call it a joint.
>dude weed
