The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues at London’s Alexandra Palace on Friday with the tournament's seventh double session of action. Today sees the end of the First Round.Day Nine of the World Darts Championship sees World Cup winner Josh Rock stealing the headlines in the afternoon session as he faces Gemma Hayter. Rock’s Northern Irish World Cup winning partner Gurney clashes with Women’s Series winner Greaves in a tantalising match, as former World Matchplay champion Nathan Aspinall locks horns with Filipino star Lourence Ilagan.Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1) with the evening session at 7:00pm UK time on the same channel. All matches are the best of 5 sets (first to 3) with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)Kevin Doets v Matthew DennantRyan Meikle v Jesus SalateMickey Mansell v Leonard Gates(11) Josh Rock v Gemma Hayter>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)William O’Connor v Krzysztof Kciuk(22) Daryl Gurney v Beau Greaves(15) Nathan Aspinall v Lourence IlaganKeane Barry v Tim Pusey>Day 8 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/18/munyua-makes-history-van-gerwen-survives-scare-world-championship
>*thud*>*thud*>*thud*ONE HUNDRED AND EIIIIIIGHTY
post your walk on track lads
>Jobber Dennant>Meikle & Mansell back-to-back>Rock versus a womanOne of the all time shit Worlds sessions there
we back
>>152564055https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?si=iFjO_vkwqFdags1_
>>152564055https://youtu.be/bmfudW7rbG0?si=CQqifWmGuCuVjqZw
>>152564055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlUnVAgTDBQ
Ryan treacle
Willie will win because he isn't up against a Tipperary CHAD this year (ignore the fact that Slevin didn't qualify).
>>152564057Surely one for the connoisseurs.>>152564177Already looking forward to Wet Willie taking out MvG next round.
>>152564209Nah the second round is his natural home.
>>152564219I think it's his year. And it's most certainly not MvG's year.
>>152564275jej
>>152564275Somehow, I get the impression than most players see Menzies as an absolute clown, and I don't mean that in an endearing way. If even his ex makes fun of him...
>>152564296Been obvious for a long time. There was this earlier in the year against Mr. Beaten By A Kenyan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGcDkt1LHc0
>>152564055https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nblEvvLwvLY
toylo almost put me in a coma but i woke up just in time!>that afternoon sessionmaybe i should have died
>>152564323Earlier this tournament I wrote about a big symphony of failure surrounding those two, this is just another note:>Many players, and now even his ex, dab on him, showing that there's very few sympathy on the tour for him >she also makes herself look worse, because it adds to the whole pleb image: Now she's not only a chain smoking single mom, but she shows also a lack of tactfulness, going for the cheap laugh.It's like a jigsaw puzzle, and every new piece fits right in.
>>152564296even nice boy florian hempel can barely hide his disdain on commentary whenever they talk about "the menzies incident"
>>152564055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3SBuNu8hgk
VAMOS SALATE HACENOS ORGULLOSOS
doot dootz
>first round kino is almost overaww
>>152564055https://youtu.be/UyW_gsVVgTQ
>£7.85 a pintgrim
when is the pride round
>DoetsUseless
>>152564425was £8.95 a pint at the premier league in newcastle earlier in the year
>>152564454Don't say that, anon, or have you already forgotten?
Good thing Dennant hasn't gone with a toothbrush moustache.
doets looks more english than dennant 2bh
getting ready for rLeonard later onhttps://youtu.be/oFL0USeit7gproper players is rLeonard
>>152564479Reverse psychology. Blitzed Dennant that set, more of the same please.
>the entity known as noa-lynn van leuven on viaplayno thanks
>Dennant
Doetsgod
>>152564529Kijk het alleen maar omdat ze het gratis uitzenden nu maar ook die commentatoren zijn pijnlijk vermoeiend om aan te horen.
DOETS DOETS DOETS
Doets should have won that 3-0. But the important thing is he's won it. Faces Kenyaman next.
DOOT DOOT
Waitin fer Jesus
>>152564609ja veel commentaar bij dartsen is overbodig, in welke taal dan ook
sex with abi
A tribute to the jobbers we've lost from the Pro Tour after Round 1:>Stephen Burton>Matt Campbell>Chris Landman>Steve Lennon>Matthew Dennant>Andy Baetens>Jose de Sousa>Adam Hunt>Haupai PuhaOwen Bates has lost his Tour Card, but regained it through the Development Tour.
this MC is wank lads, looks coked up constantly.
jesus salad
meikle....
fuck the argie
>>152564674
>>152564680he has no control over his right hand, ergo
>>152564684kekhopefully the argie jobber gets a leg at least
>>152564676Good post
>>152564684kek
>finish work early on Fridays >noice I’ll get to catch most of the afternoon session>get stream open>Meikle vs argie jobberFfs. I heard yesterday afternoon was fucking kino too, was it really that good?
Why don’t we see heel darts players anymore
>The Barber>no Barber as walk-on songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7dQGNRwLU
>>152564696yescomedy japanese player beat tricole 3-0kenyan bloke won from 0-2 against de decker
>>152564696yes it was incredible, best session yet
>>152564705we do
>Argie maths
>be from Argentina >called Salate grim
Definitely feeling the 9-0 here
Malvinasbros...
LOS MALVINAS SON BRITANICAS
>>152564761AVOIDED
Take away South America's slot here and give it to another funny coloured foreigner from Africa or Japan.
>>152564812It's the Caribbean/Latin America qualification berth, Rashad Sweeting had it last year and he was top comedy
bosh lets have that argie
Dreadful match that>Mansell v Gates up nextOh Christ
>the bore-ber
>>152564857>gatesproper dartist this lad, can't wait tbqhwy
what happened to justin pipe?
>you got any moves mickey?>none i'm willing to show on tvterrifying
>>152564055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhRq2mNMbVg
>>152564870he flopped, just like justin time
>>152564870Quietly dropped off the Tour at the end of 2021. I think he packed in darts for good.
Why is he the Soulger and not Souldier?
dancing dimi BTFO
>>152564903LG are his initials
>rubber stamp signaturekek
Thought that motherfucker died
>>152564903Alri Brandon Flowers
>>152564921queen
OGGYOGGYOGGY
Going to the darts and holding up a sign saying sorry I’m drunk to your wife. Embarrassing
>24 scoredMansell already pissed
mansell has to be up there with one of the worst fucking songs
>USA chantsmmmmmmmmmm
>>152564957
THE BONGO MENTIONED
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANWHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
bit worried gates might suffer a medical emergency here
Mansell’s rank will drop into the late 50s/high 60s after next year’s slam. Losing his card after next year’s worlds and we’ll never see the drunk fucker ever again.
>>152564973bless rNHS
What US state are you from, guys?
is Mansell just hated that much?
>>152564978state of despair
>>152564978leeds m8
>>152564932Gutted i dropped her insta on day 1, its like my fanclub has been invaded
>>152564978hammtrack, michigan
>>152564975Don't be so certain about that, the fucker's a cockroach. Last time he fell off Tour he got his card back immediately.>>152564983Yes. Meikle is in the exact same bracket: slow, left-handed, dull as fuck.
>Americans think about food so much he can't even throw a dart without opening his mouth
>>152564978newcastle, AR
>>152564978Coventry, RI
>>152564978Georgia
>>152564921>>152564923https://twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/2002024699325252025That's a cringe walk-on I'm afraid to say. In the Dweeb category of trying far too hard.
>>152565021here he isyour boy is doing ok
>>152564720Merv is the goat heel
stream died. can you help a bro out?
>>152565021>american turns upWaaheeeyyy
>>152564978Texas
>>152565034https://freestreams-live1.pk/sky-sports-darts/
ppv.to BOOKMARK IT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>152565026So far so good, but its against MM so thats not exactly a tall order. One of these days an American will make it to R3
>>152565034acestream://eab7aeef0218ce8b0752e596e4792b69eda4df5ethis is for sky sports main event, it gets broadcast non stop
>they didn't shake hands before the matchoh my, drama?
>Mansell seething at le dancing black fellowKek
>>152565126>>152565131No surprise, Gates is as much of a cunt as Mansell is. Hopefully they start slapping each other.
>missing the entire 12 segment>Manslel
CAM ON GATES
>>152565144mansell strikes me as extremely unlikablei might be biased because i never heard him speak
>>152565190i know what you mean tbf, he looks like a proper miserable old tosser
Mickey Mansell is a disgrace to the sport of darts
>busting 56Mickey confirmed for sober
>mansell
what the fuck is this leg
fucking kek
>Gates missing the board>Mansell busting twice in the same leg>>152565238AN ALLY PALLY 66 DART CLASSIC
Mansells face really reminds me of my dad. Even the look of disappointment
What the fuck is this leg LMAO. My local bar Singles matches have a 51 dart max on 501 for the absolute shitters. Seems like these guys would fit right in.This is insane
Mansell looks like Lorne Armstrong.
>>152565258cawd
>>152565263"Gentlemen, this is not the Ladies' Las Vegas Open Top 32"
dreadful session even has me switching to german mong tv (DMAX)
>it's gone to a 5th set
>Manselllol, jobber
thank fuck its over
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
absolute state of mansell
Glad to see the back of Mansell, even if I don't like Gates either.
>>152564055https://youtu.be/apaJ3A56XbM
Potential Gates v Munyua Last 32
no
>>152565398NGVBV RISES
that hairline is really bad for a woman
Look I've enjoyed the novelty wogs as much as the next mong but we can't let them get serious now can we
crackhead
>>152565432>>152565436>32
I've not watched any of this championship, can someone get me up to speed?
>>152565443nothing wrong with having a few cheeky pipes
>>152565432>>152565436
>>152565451That is unfortunate, fucking hell
Anti-pop for the Rock.
>>152565451big coincidence my lad
WOMAN
>>152565460Don't be a hayter
>>152564226>I think it's his year.It's quite obviously Barney's year #IStillBelieve
cannot wait for rBeau to batter t'old gurney tonight de lids x
me imagining the most boring wc match
>>152565436Actually uglier than man leuven
Hayter averaging a colossal 67 in Set 1.
>>152565528need queen lerena lad x
>>152565567Rietbergen is WDF4LIFE, she'll never play in the PDC.
close match this!
based
>>152565190They said when Mansell was in financial trouble and had to consider quitting darts, Brenny jumped in and helped him out. Depending on your point of view, it's either based Brenny helping a pal in need, on the other hand it's his fault Mansell keeps stinking up the draw.
>>152565612Remember that match they had a few years ago which went all the way?
>>152565603boomer mad
>>152565603>heavily subsidised piss weak lager
>>152565603>4-5 years ago>pre-covid
>>152565626I thankfully only have very vague memories of this.
Gemma? Hayter.
>that bull attempt
sex, with gemma!
>dropping a set to a woman>Josh CockEmbarrassing
For me, it's Jamie Hayter.>de Rock dropping a setKek
>>152565696it was the best possible miss though
EMBROILED
>dropping a set to gemma hayterjust withdraw from the tournament
what the fuck are these darts
>>152565528>man leuventhat one wears a layer of cement on its face and a wig
>>152565603>physically assaultedHe's right, sadly, it's bound to happen. Basically, it's the same situation with hooligans/ultras. I'd bet money on the fact that they already have the exact same communication bits ready somewhere in a drawer, just in case:>a few single idiots>we absolutely condemn such actions>not part of the gameAnd then they will do nothing and sit it out, just like in football. And footlball shows that you can keep this cycle going for decades. It's basically the foundation of the whole business model.
have any of you ever stood up because you love the darts
>>152565717he's gonna give her the cock
sex, with gemma?
>>152565754yeah just sat down now theyve finished the chant
>>152565754>implying I ever sat down
>>152565603£8 a pint for Carling is a heavily subsidised price these days, is it?
They really could do with some more chant variety
>josh cock
Josh Cock absolutely shook by this womeme
>>152565769nah but she seems nice
yeah just give nukler the trophy already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JklSDqoUOU
>>152565818no!
Some turnaround from Hayter in her performance from the first set, had to rely on Rock dropping his level big time to claim the third.
>>152565603>been watching darts since the late 80sso this boomer is mad that there is too much noise and funlike going to a club and asking them to turn the music downfind something that caters to your own age range m8
the country of lelgium and niko springer are the kwabs of the first round
Taylor disqualified?
Just heard the guys on viaplay talking about Dom Taylor being disqualified for drug use.What was he on???
>>152565867>>152565872That was last year: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/articles/ce8y66gej8po
https://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/19/pdc-statement-dom-taylor>failed drugs testKEK
>>152565603Feels like there's a middle ground, maybe they somehow herd the rowdy tables to the back
>>152565890What the actual fuck
>getting banned for drugs 2 years in a rowLMAO
surely he wont get randomly selected 3 years in a row
>>152565890YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD
holy shit what a tard
>>152565890clayton bros keep winning
>>152565922kek
>>152565881>>152565890lmao>>152565916lmao!!
Beau to win and Bobbi to streak across the stage in celebration.
>Clayton bye round BOOOOOOO wheres the justice for the robbed opponent?
>>152565916that's just grade A tardness
this is not a sport. why is it on /sp/??
de kleet the first survivor of the prelims!
>>152565937Uuuuugh tiddies
How does one "dope" in darts and what are the benefits???
>>152565942Sport status: confirmed.
>>152565890HAHAHAHA fucking hell, I thought this was from last year when I first clicked it. Absolutely fucking mong
>>152565939I don't think people want to see Lukasiak again. But I feel for him, what a fucking imbecile Drug Taylor is. Learned absolutely nothing from getting banned last year.
>>152565942Wat is de definitie van sport?
>>152565954he probably can't stop smoking weed during the worlds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvLYYxtq_egState of this post-match interview now
>>152565954Go on stage high, you feel less nervous and can throw better. Think it’s a bit harsh to ban people for smoking weed when the rest are on stage piss drunk. Maybe Taylor should just put down the spliff and hit the bottle
>>152566021kek
>>152565974get the sovlful Jap unc from yesterday back on stage!
What a mang!>>152566037This, I never understood why people make such a big fuss about weed, while half the country is alcohol addicted. Guess that applies to Britain as well as Germany.>>152566042Fallon deserves a second chance. t. Matt Porter
>>152565939>thanks for coming, lol tough luck
>>152566078>I never understood why people make such a big fuss about weed, while half the country is alcohol addicted.
>>152566078weed is absolute cancer you weed-addled retard
weed should be illegal because it smells horrible and i dont want to smell it in publicyou should be shamed to hide your disgusting habit dont like it you know where the caribbean is
>>152566111>you weed-addled retardI should have added "t. neither smokes nor drinks", because it was obvious that someone would immediatly go ad hominem. In fact I had that first, but then I wanted to use "t. Matt Porter" further on in my post, so it would have looked unelegant. Thanks a lot for forcing me with your splendid contribution.
>>152566146you're welcome>>152566127this
>>152566164>hates weed>is from the Netherlandspass de dutchie
how did cock lose a set to that slut?
>>152565942it's more of a sport than any motorsport
So much daft stuff has already happened and we're still in the first round
drugs are bad mkay?
>>152566233Hayter didn't start playing until Set 2.
>>152565937corr love a good titcow my lid x
>>152565937bong women are something else
>>152566244ever been karting tho?
>>152566291>no nicknamewhat would be a good nickname for her
>>152566037It's called liquid courage for a reason.
>>152566648Given her shirt design, "Gem".Just found this picture of Gates' stamp from earlier. Cringe.
>>152566648>jigsaw tattooAren’t they for autism? Is she /our girl/?
>>152566648Haytits
>>152566713She’s a Tobin Bell fan.
>>152565942table tennis is a sportdarts is a sportbowls is a sportkeep coping
Pusey
how did netflix mvg do
>>152566648
>>152566856If you mean Lukeman then utter shit, Hopp beat him 3-1
>>152566873i thought he meant gates
>>152566873>>152566883yeh i did
>>152566891gates was alright but he mostly won because mickey was so shit
anyone fancy pub
>>152566873Lukeman is Temu MVG (MVG but shite)Gates is Netflix MVG (black and shite)
Is the English rose gonna win tonight?
>>152566900yes lets go
>>152566883>>152566891>>152566901Fuck's sake, I forgot about that meme.Gates v Mansell was 3-2 to Gates and started off OK, but devolved into a mess.
>>152566904Nah I reckon Chin will enjoy spoiling the party
>>152566900>>152566909both of buying rounds, yeah?
>>152566648would
>>152566904Yes
so people who bought tickets for tomorrow get one less match?bravo, poodeecee
ffs, higlights are on and the filipino faggot is back on. thought we dispatched him. gonna have to watch thtat gay throw again.
I think it’s only fair that Fallon gets Dom Taylor’s spot. She’s the Queen of the Palace after all.
>>152566648Gretchen
>>152566984Ratajski beat him 3-0>>152567036fucking lol
>>152567036
>>152567036oh my god, perfect
>>152567004I think it’s only fair that Fallon Sherrock sits on my face.
cam on beau, we need gurney OUT
Need to get a takeaway ordered
beau greaves and that kenyan as premier league wildcardsimagine the diversity points sky
>>152567079never would have happened when Rupert was in charge
>>152567094the bear?
>>152567101yeah that little twat was brutal
LMAOOO
>>152567123this is a porn set up right?
>>152567079Would rather watch an African Premier League of darts than generic English clonebots, desu. Would be fucking kino.
What time is Fallon playing?
Did they ever establish what's in WIllie's head?
>>152567123ffs. no wonder he like the bullseye so much
>>152567179nothing
GOD I'M SO WEEEEETI'M SO WEEE-E-E-EETTTWILLIE, WILLIE, WILLIEIE , IE, IE, OH OH OH
What's this shit? Where's the Tom Petty walk-on?
Catholic derby incoming.
kino walk on song 2bh
what the fuck sort of nickname is "the Thumb"
One wonders how beaus sister will be dressed tonight
>>152567200Seems he... backed down from it.
YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA TOUREKOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE
>>152567217it's just his name
>>152567221I bet she’s an absolute pig under all that. Every photo of her is from the very fat lass angle
DAT 167
>>152567224
wow nice
>Tune in to The Darts>Mongpit is singing zombie>Turn off The DartsWell, that's tonight ruined.
>>152567262S'alright, they'll swap over to the Toure tunes any minute now.
this matchup confirming old stereotypes
>>152567262Suck it, Nigel
Shaping up to be a good'un desu.
>>152566181because it's "legal" (not really) most youngsters don't find it interesting. Coffeeshops also have absolutely 0 tolerance for selling to under 18s. Usually they have a bouncer that even checks your ID if you look 80+ years old. Dealers don't do weed because there is no market for it so ironically because it is "legal" it's more difficult for teens to get it even if they are interested. It's also more expensive than designer drugs you can just buy online.
Standing up. Why? Because I love the darts.
*sits down*
Good match, this. Did not expect that quality.
Rather incredible that Kciuk had a card between 2020 and 2023 yet somehow failed to qualify for the Worlds through the Pro Tour in any of those years.
>>152567335Absolutely storming out of the gates. Reckon it could go to the wire.
>Christmas is Giftmas at CurrysYeah it's Giftmas everywhere mate, that's what Christmas is. Their ads are SO shit
>>152567356Merry football dartsmas
happy Friday everyone I hope you all had good weeks and are looking forward to the holidays :)
Why tf is there a space the K and c in Kciuk's name?
>>152567392Horrible font
>>152567292about to roll one for you x
>>152567411well enjoy, I only buy cookies. I live in 1 of the cities where weed is fully legal.
This has been very impressive so far from Big Willie. Not surprised Kciuk has folded, 103 average hard to deal with.
cocaine?https://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/19/pdc-statement-dom-taylor
>>152567417yeah ive seen a bit about that, the government regulated and grown stuff? apparently a lot of it is really nice
>>152567221corr my member is twitching lad
>>152567429he looked like he was smacked off his tits deffo on heroin
>>152567429he's been blazing the stardawg my lad
Blimey that was good
>>152567429Was also my first guess, guy looks like straight out of the cast of Trainspotting, but some Anon insisted it was weed. However, german media still says that it was never revealed.
>>152567417For me it's only crackers with cod liver.
if willie keeps playing like this mvg dies in the next round
>>152567444thanks mate
What anime darts crossover would be the best?
>>152567453>if willie keeps playing like this
>>152567438I'm not in the mood for a crazy, crazy night.
lmao what a collapse
>>152567432I got no complaints. You can get 2 cookies for 7 euros with a label on it with the contents, the grower, THC level, everything. if I take like one and a half of those I have a very solid evening. I'm not an expert though, I rarely smoke and have no clue about what all the different types of weed are. I can't even roll.
>>152567466deathnote>every section of the board has a different face on>first to wipe out the other guys government wins
>>152567239Mate, I'm basically Justin Hood with an intact hairline. I can't afford to have standards.
>>152567482You just write "Littler" near a players' name on the schedule, and then he magically will get eliminated.
>>152567466Neon Genesis Evangelion but instead of Misato, it's Ted Hankey harassing Shinji
>>152567501lolollol
indogs btfo
>>152567481sounds great, next time im over i will have to give it a whirl
you got a dartboard at home?
>yfw the success of a Southern Irishman causes Gurney to go into full Unionist mode and kills Beau102 average for Big Willie, incredible stuff
>102 averageWet Willie, usually more of a trickle, was in full rainstorm mode tonight.
>best performance of the round was Wet Willie
>>152567540Of course I have
Apparently Van Gerwen invited some onlyfans thots to the VIP area yesterday
>>152567540no i do not care for the game at all
>>152567554They were there to tussle with Tatsunami’s tackle
>>152567554based
>>152567543https://youtu.be/tJrFEVCn6X0?si=bINx1p2idYWeYZ0Mbig orange norn iron man
>>152567554Umm, based MVG?
BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME BEAUTIME
30 years of Tony Blair's equality teachings have led us here.This is the peak of modern YOUKAY. Right here, right now.
the music on this is annoying as fuck
>>152567591better than ads
>>152567540granboard de lid, prefer soft tip darts myself
>>152567591kek, know the feeling>pooembed>>152567597actually don't mind that track on the versace advert
>>152567601soft tip is for puffs
>>152567540Nah, I'm waiting to win Osman's House of Games for that one.
>>152567613>for puffs
>>152567540i have the free one that paddypower gave me for donating to charity :)
BEAU HAS THE THROW
>>152567617would have to be the decanter for me
>MvG with young beaudamn
someone cap her tit cow sister
>>152567613don't care me lad, great to pass the time and QT3.14s play it x
>I don't think of Beau as a womanBased chinner
beau wouldnt be bad looking if she was about 6 stone lighter and wasnt a rug muncher
cam on rBeau score sum facking arrers
Why yes I did bet on chin match treble
GWAN THE BEAUMEISTER
probably the most interesting first round matchup?
i'd struggle to identify the man from noa lynn and beau
I reckon Beau would be pretty if she took care of herself
>>152567662
no sister spotted might be over for you lot
not this song for fucks sakeanything but this
>>152567617>it's another "the comedian has been told off-camera to let someone else have a go at winning on Thursday" episode
SO GOOD SO GOOD
>>152567653i dont understand the hate. except for face and body shes alright.
how can a bitch be so fat and still have a flat ass
>>152567671SWEET CAROLINE OH OH OH
>>152567680all goes to her tits
>21 what the fuck she looks 40
realistically beau is the most attractive woman in this tournament
>>152567686those chins suggest otherwise
CAMM ON 'R BEAU
>>152567680At least she has chebs. Loads of women built like Dr Robotnik here.
>Gurney is the underdogis that actually the case?
>>152567680Crackin a fat chick with a smaller ass than your own is a strange feeling
>>152567680English
>>152567694grim but true my lad, need more jap women about x
>>152567680that's a very English thing. They almost all have square asses, even the fat slags.
Beau’s throw is smooth as butter. Mad to think she had dartitis a few years ago
GREAVESY!!!!
>Beau wearing more make-up than usualLack of focus desu
>>152567712for me it's suzuki
tictac anyone?
>>152567723why bother? she should lean into approachable hogwife aesthetic
Fat fucks are already gassed.
One of the heavier matchups so far, no?
can't stop looking at the massive crease in beaus neck
>>152567669>.gifKek
>>152567752
do you think beau has nice feet
>>152567756Phwoar
lads a proper mouth breather
>>152567757cold, pale pre-diabetic feet
reckon both of these fellas have sleep apnoea
>>152567766He is mouth breathing to counter his ever growing chin
does beau neck pints?
>>152567793she can skull a pint and rattle a 20 deck quicker than it takes toylo to checkout double tops
>>152567806coor
>all this hype for Beau>curls out an 80 averagefucks sake
Are Gurney and Greaves twins?
>>152567793her neck could neck a pint
>>152567818Occasion will have got to her, first time in this event for 3 years
>>152567782Of the 128 entrants to this tournament, how many do you think _don't_ have apnea? Single figures?
>>152567554no wonder he lost his aura
i bet on beau to win, have the most 180s and the highest checkout, i think i might be fucked lads
"Darryls plan will have been to win" - Mark Webster
CAM ON BEAU
THAT 128!
DAT 128
corr did you see that
>>152567887She heard you
>10 darterBASED BEAUMEISTER
Fucking demolished
>BEAU GREAVES 10 DARTER FOR THE SETOH MY DAYS
>>152567887>>152567910Hot damn, she popped off there
beau bros... we are so back
>9-DARTERhahano thanks
aspinall looks like he’d give you grief on the train platform man
Think you'll find the true legend of the Philippines is JohnTron.
Menbros...
lmao blink and then a 128 finish and a 9 darter come out of nowhere, along with the set. hahahahaah
is it the first 9 darter of the tourny? 60k cashmoney for each? or is it shared?
>>152567944it was a ten dart nine darter, the scoreboard man made a mistake in his very complicated job
>>15256794460k for each one
>>152567931>tfw the age of men is over
based beau bros we are so back
I'd laugh about Gurney, but he isn't even playing that bad. So I will still laugh about Gurney, but for unrelated reasons.
Gurney looks rattled
>>152567967hes always on the verge of tears, huge ego for a talentless nonce
>>152567967he went too hard on chin day and is fatigued beyond belief
>>152567967>rattlecould be a loose chink in his armour. Maybe Zong.
>>152567946>try to make an easy game even easier to understand for mongs>somehow manage to not press 'SET WIN' properly when someone wins a setskytarded
Are they chanting Booo Greaves or Beau Greaves?
Someone grab Beau's O-face.
remember when gurney could have prevented price but didn't?hope he loses
>>152568009>But... but they said it was a set up shot, but now he is no set up, I do not understand.
>>152568017
>>152568040
Norks
I Beaulieve
menbros....
CANT CHEESE THE GREAVES
would >you milk beau?
Skibidi
Love missing the first dart of visits so we can watch mongs dance about for the camera. Thank you Sky
gurney wins lol
Respectfully, I would like to suck on Beaus nipples all night long
Beaubros...
gurney hates the lgbt "people"
Crazy how much of a simp the Ally Pally crowd is, they fucking jizz over the chance of any woman winningI do want Beau to win tho
>>152568128i do like that compared to folks like fallon beau’s whole shtick is just that she loves the darts and happens to be quite good at it, there’s no gimmick
>>152568128easier to not think yourself a simp when it's a fat ugly woman.
If beau wins imma post a cum tribute on catbox
Where are all the blacks in the audience?
A shame Beau very likely won't make top 32 in one year, so still not seeded next year. Kinda sucks that she gets strong opposition so early on the tournament, this performance should at least net her R2 every time.If she makes at least top 64, she'll get an international qualifier (or pro tour or whatever) first round next year though, right? That should be possible for her.
>>152568076Based Beaubreau
>>152568153all in white face. xmas tradition for british blacks.
You lot are odd
>>152568153usually spot 1 or 2 with a group of deanos
>>152568149aren't all british women fat and ugly
>>152568153They are the literal tables
>>152568168>oddgonna be hard to check out on that
Imagine if Beau was good looking. Sky would cream themselves.
>>152568181yeah so
>>152568192>Imaginei dont need to
>>152568191Very good Niles
>>15256765316 stone lighter
>>152568181No? Oh, right, you're regurgitating a meme.
Haha an Ally Pally classic>>152568158Based and Beaupilled
>>152568212it's a meme?
>>152568218quiet piotr.
>back for final setwhos looking better?
GURNEY SHOOK
>>152568239Kinda close, but my money's on Beau.
>>152568128It's literally the exact same as any other underdog. See manyua yesterday
are things happening
UH OH STINKY
>>152568239Beau tbqh. He’s missed a couple of big check outs though
choking
if beau lost like 3/4ths of her weight she'd be proper fit I reckon
She's cocked it.
Let her cook
kek
>>152568266kek
>Gurney choking against a fat bitchKWAB
>>152568250uh she was favoured to win
Match of the first round easily
gurney pls. this will be the headline on bbc breakfast if she wins
beau greaves is more superchin than gurney
Fucking hell, what a jammy cunt
Beausisters...
DAT 144PATRIARCHY CEMENTED!
blimey cant argue with that
DAT 144
Been threatening a BIGFINISH
Beausisters...were we too cunty?
yeah everyone knew that was going in
fed up with this anti woke nonsense CAMON BEAU
>gurney edging
UPSET
What a mong
>>152568246donate your money pls
Fucking hell. Good match still from based Beaumeister.
MAGNETS
SUPERCHIN
>>152568323
Ah well, was a good game. She'll do alright with that form.
someone tell gurney it was only the first prelim round and to calm down
glass ceiling status?
>>152568332Donating to the Peter Wright molested clowns foundation.
>>152568323I wouldn't need 3 darts to checkout Bobbi Greaves is you catch my drift
Would beau have beaten mvg with that performance?
>higher average>higher checkout %>still loseJUST
Thank God that's over.
corrrr NI moe lester
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
>>152568345granite
Guarantee next year none of the women play a seed. Wil get the biggest pro tour shitters possible
Play better by every metric. Lose.What did they mean by this?
>>152568364>set play
>The city of women
>>152568364That's set play for you. Timing matters.
>>152568364Beau simply played too defensive here, great attacking big finish by Gurney decided the game in his favor.
>>152568364>every metricnot the final score though
The age of men is SO back bros!
>>152568362Need a minority quarter of the bracket desu.
now time for comedy asian jobber
>>152568364peak pep guardiolel
>>152568364Bigboiz play IMPERIAL, not this metric faggotry.
>>152568381harrington's wisdom is often correct
why do they instantly go bright red when polly interviews them?
finally the real tournament can begin now all the women have been sent home, wahey
>>152568406You tell me
>>152568406They can smell her fishy fanny
waiting for Big Pusey to win
>final 2 matches>aspussywtf
>>152568406they're trying to make the sport look liek a proper workout, so they can keep the 'sport' status.
>>152568406she's fit
the gurn remains unchurned
>>152568412so you don't know?
>the assp vs pussyTruly a battle of the ages
>(15) Nathan Aspinall v Lourence Ilagan>Keane Barry v Tim Pusey
To be honest Beau actually played pretty proper darts.
>>152568430she looks like a baghead
If the PDC are trying to convince people dart players don’t drink anymore, why do they keep doing interviews with blokes who are fucking steaming?
Emma (when she tries) > Anna > Emma (when she doesn't try) > Polly
>>152568452yeah, i usually hate women but i don't mind her since she's obviously good enough to deserve to be at the tournament
john part is turning into a blob
>>152568452Averaged 91 and a half and 38% checkout rate. She'll do things on the Tour next year. Already did damage this year as a top-up player. Will be very interesting if she qualifies for any Euro Tour events.
The only darts Beau we recognise in this subreddit:
Emma (when she tries) > Anna > Emma (when she doesn't try) > Abi > Polly > Laura
>>152568462Good post
>>152568464she'll comfortably qualify via non special-needs routes in the future
>>152568452She's legit. Her throw is also so smooth and nice, way better looking than Gurney's or Asp
>>152568462>when she tries
>>152568483i think that's harsh on polly, i'f put her above abi
Ilagan's been sticking his finger in the same jar as Dom Taylor once again
I'm walking out to Komm Süsser Tod and you can't stop me.
mums spaghetti
>mr brightsidenever liked that shite tune
>>152568524The difference is Ilagan is like this all the time
I'd come out to Raining Blood
>>152568533Please don't insult our national anthem (about cuckoldry sang by americans)
I neverrrrrr
>>152568533cuck song
>>152568533You suck
>the killers are americanstop spreading this falsehood
How old do you reckon Beau was here then
My walk out you asked?https://youtu.be/CPhXKak_bHw
hope aspinall doesnt get teary eyed and refuse to play
>>15256856030?
>>152568554I only suck on feminine penises
>>152568564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuM
>Ilagan is 47Wtf that's not how it's supposed to work for darts players
>>15256856012
>>152568560Was this child born fat
AAAAAAA
Fucking guy
>>152568588Correct
lmao
>>152568533not even the best song by the killershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU
*goes over you*
>>152568560
waht the wasp doin
This wasp is the most obvious psyop. Hearns want any excuse to move to Saudi Arabia.
just what is their endgame with this wasp
>>152568633Would be very funny to have a darts WC where the mong pit can't drink. Expecting a few paid white robes in the audience, politely clapping.
The wasp has chosen Ilagan
>>152568656they would sell like 50 tickets
Surprised this guy doesn't have the meme movable points
>>152568533alri mrsdarkside
>>152568661>implying some massive saudi llc wouldnt just buy 80% tickets and fill it with their employees
>>152568323>am not into fanny, or incestthat lass surely knows how turn a steel rod into a cold, wet noodle
>>152568656sounds based. wouldn't mind sitting with likeminded folk, discussing different darts strategies, and trying to predict checkout routes. hopefully some players would overhear me and i'd get a coaching/strategist role.
>>152568661Don't need to sell any tickets if the Saudis are paying enough to host it.
>>152568661>>152568694Also:>Well we're shoehorning the blonde chick and the tranny in, like every year.>No.>O-okay.
MOGGED
napalm waspinall
go on you little queer, put out mr shiteside
WANKER
wasp > asp
asp seething
lol he's fuming
waspinal vs beelagan
>>152568812hehe
CAMAN ARE NAYTH
Who are we rooting for?
>>152568872the filipino
>>152568797is he ever not fuming? didn't he square up to the crowd before lol?
>>152568872mr brightside
>>152568872waspinall
fucking hell, how reddit does that final game look
Why did I find this Pusey slow motion walk study very irritating?
>>152568872The dink
I am done for the night, can’t listen to any more of Wayne and Part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTFBd3qH1WMdint know tha
>>152569012but we did, because it was discussed hours ago
Mon columbian marching powder man!
>>152569085>they think they're slickIt's just embarassing desu
>>152569085is it all [[[REDACTED]]]] or is still loading fo rme?
Clutch 14 darter from Mr Brightside
>>152569108whole thing is redacted kek
you STUPID fucking JOBBER
>>152569085Show me a picture of Andrew (formerly Prince) and Stephen Hawking spit-roasting Virginia or give me death.
lel the room is completely silent nobody cares about either of these
>>152569161and there's still barry/pusey to go lel
ANOTHER MATCH WINNING 170 OUT!
Impressive
>>152569161They just watching a good game of darts
corr thats a finish innit
>>152569161Didn't even care about that 170. Would have cared if Ilagan won, though.
Pusey time
>>152569211how did you know your mum just knocked
What makes Barry so keen?
what does Pusey feel like?
time for Barry "Keane Barry" Keane
>>152569232corrr lush that is de lid x
>>152569247in english please
>>152569232oh god, please don't post belle, i want to watch darts not fap
Are these guys interviewing each other?
>>152569254y not both?
>>152569244When I think Keane Barry, I think "dynamite".
>>152569251corrr lush that is my lad x
>>152569272sex wife
>>152569247
He should wear the pussy patrol shirt from the inbetweeners lol
Thunder from Down Under aka your mom's Pusey
>T5, T1, T20A nice jobbers opening there.
Dude looks like he's never seen any pusey before
How the fuck do you not even get a dart at double off 62Fucking stupid speedjobber
Why does he still use those jobber flights
>>152569320I dunno, looks like he has a rape in him
>>152569327Nah he looks like an orbiter
If Kean Barry was a fruit, he would be Kean Berry
And that Keane Barry D8 means all 128 players have won a leg at this year's Worlds. Well done all.
>>152568462Yeah that’s all cool but polly sucks the mattress through your arsehole if she would give you a blowie
>>152569320except for Beaton, which player looks like he gets Pusey?
>>152569349Also the full darts man lineup survived R1. As for the real one...
...6/9 still alive, which is pretty respectable, since one of them had to lose because they played each other (Dab/Sick Man).
>He was also crowned the last seniors World Champion, as the organisation announced in August 2025, that the 2026 edition was cancelleddo we know why?
>>152569292miss him me lid, reckon he is watching darts? won't be giving any of his money to the bookies i know that much
Both going backstage to check their moderator queues
>>152569392it was shit
My Saturday will be watching a drab football match and redeeming a free kebab. How's yours faring?
>>152569406guess i'll edge for about 17 hours before passing out
>>152569406Going xmas shopping with gf and kids on the busiest shopping day of the year. Ultimately ending with us being too lazy and tired to cook dinner so deciding to eat out. Everywheres fully booked (spontaneity is no longer allowed). So we try 3 different places before driving home in a mood with each other and getting a Chinese again (like tonight) and me drinking 2 bottles of wine to relax
>>152569085nothingburger until we get confirmation that 90% of politicians are blackmailed by israel
>>152569406lost a game of darts online to a boomer wearing only speedos :(
>>152569247>>152569232ok so this is actually the sad faggot samefagging lol
>>152569392Ran out of money.
pusey more like busey
>>152569454what?
Chuck Norris scored 501 with one dart XD
That is an unfortunate surname
>>152569465honestly i really dont give a shit, i stopped regularly using this shithole site ages ago but please, get fucking help lmao
>>152569406Prepped a half leg of lamb today to do kleftiko tomorrow, and going to watch the FUCKING darts
>Barry Pusey
Barry's grabbing this game by the pusey.
You now remember billy holmes
>>152569454????? wtf you on about?you been smoking wacky baccy?
>>152569507you are demented queer
>>152569516alri joshy la
>>152569272my brain isn't big enough to give both things equal attention
>>152569488
>>152569523keyword: demented
dead 4chan theory is real
>>152569516Calm down Jeff I know where you live
>>152569550I think it's because this match is dull as shit.
>>152569524Sweet hot Pusey!
>>152569560yeah, i mean there's a reason why out of 64 matches this one was left for last
>>152569574>the world's most boring speedjobber versus random australian
>>152569479I don't even know how to spoof my IP dude. Get fucking help.
Thank fuck for that. Round 1 over and done with.
keane barry the puseyslayer
>Friday night>6 days till xmas>4 hours binge sesh with the lads at the darts>shout abuse at everyone with no repercussions>chanting, picking on slags>occasionally watch what's going on stage>DUH DUHDA DUH DOOOO>ubers into town>stop for a pickup>head to Revs>pay £8 for a bottle of Heineken>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS>dance to shitty modern music that nobody likes
Tybop and g'night lads
>>152567429AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE BACK TO BACK TWICE BANNED FROM THE WORLD'SITS DOMTHE POWDERRRRRRRRTAYLOR
>>152569804kek
And so that was Day 9 and the conclusion of the First Round. The only upset of the day came in the afternoon's penultimate encounter as Leonard Gates struggled his way to a deciding set victory over an equally terrible Mickey Mansell. The game' tight first set went the way of Soulger, with the Clonoe Cyclone whitewashing Set 2 and Gates coming back with a 3-1 Set 3. The match then collapsed as a remarkable 33 dart break for Mansell was followed by a 21 dart hold and he threw it out for a level game. That was as good as it got for the Ireland-loving Ulsterman as he just stopped playing and got whitewashed in the deciding set.Speaking of Ulstermen, their Unionist players were both tested by females but progressed through to Round 2. Josh Rock was the first to compete in the afternoon's final match, and having blown Gemma Hayter away in the first two sets (despite being pretty poor in the opener) 3-0 looked to be a formality. However, Rocky's level dropped back down and Hayter amazingly managed to claim the set 3-1 before forcing Rock to throw out the fourth set. Daryl Gurney on the other hand required colossal finishing to remove Beau Greaves. Superchin broke to win the opener 3-2 before Beau hit 128 and then a 10 darter to level. Gurney survived a 102 attempt to take Set 3 with Greaves whitewashing Set 4. A vital last dart D10 in the decider from Daryl was followed by a monumental 144 out and he scraped through 3-1. Credit to Beau, she will be a danger next year.Elsewhere, Nathan Aspinall hit 170 to get rid of Lourence Ilagan, William O'Connor hit a tournament high 102 average to demolish Krzysztof Kciuk, Kevin Doets got through in 4 sets and cloggers Ryan Meikle and Keane Barry both won in straight sets.Tomorrow sees the Last 64 begin, and it will be the Bunt quarter with its 15 players competing. The reason for 15? A certain Dom Taylor has managed to again get himself banned for failing a drugs test, sending Jonny Clayton through. What a fucking imbecile.
>>152570019the orange order shall not be thwarted by mere women
>>152570019TYBOP!
>>152570046noone is called jeff anymore mate>>152569604well dutch people are fucking weird so lets just call you "weird"
>>152571001>>152569551<<<<
>>152569804lmao perfect>>152567429thought this was just for weed
