>During the 2026 FIFA World Cup matches that will be held in the United States, teams will be forced to hold mandatory 5-minute 'water breaks' in each half; during these breaks, various ads will be shown>In the final, there will be a half-time show similar to the Super Bowl, where an artist like Taylor Swift or Katy Perry will perform.This is going to be the worst World Cup in history.
>>152566000there's a halftime show? Ok I'm in!
Mutt cope below
Sounds based to me
Euros fear the commercial
>Water breaks won't end until the attendants reach 130 dB while yelling Coca-Cola
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>152566000>teams will be forced to hold mandatory 5-minute 'water breaks' in each half>mandatory okay but what if a player isn't thirsty and refuses to drink
>>152566052>There's some voice actor making bank by just saying WhopperAnd what do you do for a living?
>>152566069we'll waterboard such miscreants, it's the American way
>>152566072>making bank
>>152566000>In the final, there will be a half-time show similar to the Super Bowl
>>152566069But who can resist the refreshing taste of Gatorade Hydr8 Plus and now introducing, Gatorade Hydr8 Plus Lemon, taste the lemon?!
>>152566000Weren't the yuros dying last year during the club wc cause 70 degrees farenheit was too hot for them
>>152566000>Taylor Swift or Katy PerryMaybe in 2009 that wasn't a big gap, bit it's been 17 years since they were on the same level. That's the rock equivalent to "either The Rolling Stones of Reel Big Fish"
>>152566504Don't talk shit about Katy Perry unless you want a problem.
>khia perryeyikes!
>>152566509I'm not shit talking her, I'm just saying she's evolved more into "The Lady from the Voice" in the cultural Zeitgeist's mind in sort of a Paula Abdul the nice drunk American Idol judge way. I'd still fuck her over Taylor Swift, she'd be a better partner just because she is comfortable spending weekends in Santa Barbara drinking wine and feeling the breeze, where Taylor Swift has an active social schedule to maximize her visibility during a waning season for the Chiefs and a poorly received album deemed overtly sexual turning off the U-12 family-friendly fanbase she had cultivated.
Hopefully all the European channels cut to punditry and replays, including during the half time show
>>152566500>70 degrees farenheit21°C? lol no, that's not even hot in bongistan let alone southern europe
>>152566000I wish the entire world a very, very horrible World Cup experience as soccer urchins deserve
>>152566580>soccer>President Donald Trump says the United States should stop calling soccer by that name and start calling it “football” — meaning the National Football League might need a new name if it’s open to the president’s suggestion.>“When you look at what has happened to football in the United States, which is soccer in the United States, we seem to never call it (football) because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that’s called football,” Trump said Friday during the FIFA World Cup draw. “But when you think about it, shouldn’t it really be called … this is football, there’s no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL. It really doesn’t make sense when you think about it.”
>>152566596Trump just hates the NFL because they never let him join their club. He never wanted to be president, he just wanted to own an NFL team.
>>152566596It is the mark of the savage, to destroy what one does not understand.
Based, we can finally have some "guess the number of interracial couples" kino in non-american sports
>>152566596>Trump being retarded and shilling for people wealthier than himI am truly shocked
>>152566000Hopefully trump accelerates to complete american destruction before that
NO FLEX ZONE
>>152566504If it was Reel Big Fish then it would be completely acceptable, I'd even argue that they should expand the half time to 1 hour
>>152566712based tendie consumer
>>152566000How is nobody acknowledging these digits
>>152566733holy based
>>152566712How many Hawaiian Shirts do you own?
>>1525667704, and I do wear suspenders
>>152566000Checked and I despise (((American))) corporatism
>>152566504In terms of the music quality they're similar. Both pretty good for generic pop.
>>152566000Hoping for riots by angered fans every water breakAnd then march on fifa hq
>>152566000source for all this? please pretend there is not one so i can avoid killing myself by pretending it's all fake news
>>152566570>that's not even hot in bongistant. swarthy southerner
>>152567162I heard 3 minutes, but not 5.
>>152566051Kek, you're funny. Don't come to the Falklands tomorrow.
>FIFA experimenting with implementing sport-killing ad breaks for that sweet sweet dosh and blaming it on America due to them hosting the cupA devious and devilish plan, I will admit.
You're all gonna be forced to watch ads for tasty snacks, perfume and cars and nothing will stop it. Enjoy your AI McDonalds Ads and trailers for the Spiderman and Deadpool movie, watch your favorite athletes drink Powerade and seethe your way to the Coca Cola section of the store to buy more coke, cope your way into a new Ford and cry as you buy your girlfriend a new pair of H&M Jeans.
>>152566596>Still hating on the NFL all these decades laterBased
>>152566000Didn't mention artificial crowd noise during games. This will happen. Otherwise picrel in most stadiums. Should bring back the "fight. and win." guy. Probably ends up in some commercial and that will get more attention than the game.
>intentionally charge an arm and a leg for the all the matches so that no americans consider going and dirty foreigners get their wallets raped>thirdies will get rejected at the border or kicked out by ICE>everyone has to take taxis or drive to matches, no getting drunk and walking like you're used to>randomly delay or cancel matches because of weather>american military flyovers of all important matches>trump will crash the winners photo-op againGoing to be a fun soccer superbowl
>>152567943You're just upset you didn't come up with it first.
but noone in america cares about soccer
>>152568521the only americans who care about soccer are >spics>onions leftists who do it as a protest against le hetronormative american sportssince the latter does not post on 4chan, you can confidently assume any american who cares about soccer is a brownoid thirdie
>>152566000Actually, what the fuck is Infantino's problem?
>>152566000Grimola
>>152566504reel big fish for the half time show would be extremely based
>>152566000All Evangelical grifters and ICE recruitment ads btw
