Cheating on your wife with her best friend edition
morning alfiescrisp bake if i say so myself
Up and at 'em
Toil looms
>>152568420His wife is the blonde? She’s way cuter
>have a wife and kids>she has a hot best friend What do?
>>152568420Men are pigs
>>152568952Probably doesn't put out though.
>>152568420The semen demon on the left definitely looks like she'd be up for anything in bed. The blonde would be a starfish. Lachie made the right choice
why does a passport renewal cost over $400? ive been fleeced before my holidays even begun
>>152569746crisp west coast eagles
hmm
>>152568952>>152569125this imo, both are probably true
what is it with brisbane and cheating?they cheat on their wives/girlfriends, they cheat the draft, they cheat by flopping in front of goalis there somethng in the bananas up there?
>>152570336>they cheat by flopping in front of goalYou have to go to extreme lengths to get a free kick against freelong
>>152570336No matter what happens, they have the safety net of Youi covering their asses
>>152570659Lucky you're not with AAMI
>>152571018
>>152569746probably all the embassy support for fuckhead tradies in Bali
>>152569746>>152571569>yfw this is why those fuckheads used their shitty passport to go to the SEA countries before returning to SydneyThey need to ban travel with secondary passports if one has expired
>>152571569so funny that tradies see a shithole like bali as the ideal holiday location purely cause the alcohol is cheaper>aww fuck yeah look at this trash filled beach we dont have anything like this at home!
>>152572206I can tell you've never been. Yeah its cheap, but it's also a close exotic tropical island that has its own unique culture. Mix in cheap drinks/food, cheap massages and good shopping and it's an amazing place to visitWhen was the last time you left your house bozo?
>dude we went the monkey temple one day out of 10 the rest was spent getting blotto in a bar>we are so cultured xd
bali is the nick daicos of holiday locationsits cheap and ineffective and there are much better options that dont get half the hype
I hate all of you
>>152573200cheers
having your 100 + game players cum in as many vaginas as possible is just smart football tactics really
>>dude we went the monkey temple one day out of 10 the rest was spent getting blotto in a bar>>we are so cultured xd
>and then i bought 10 bintang singlets and wear them almost exclusively when i get back home so everyone knows i went to bali!
ive been to bali too iykwim haha
>>152574362based jason mccartney
sup poo cunt iykwim haha
Have u guys ever been cheated on?
How'd he get through? He must be one of those genius H1N1B visa havers.
>>152574736I always cheat on them first to remove the possibility
>>152574736Yeah my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend, this just happened recently btw.
>>152574819Go pies btw
>>152574819Is it considered cheating in the gay community?
>>152575271>>152575285Excuse me boys but I'm a woman!
apparently lachie neale banged bonnie blue also
I MUST HAVE HERARE YOU MAD?! THE THREEPEAT!
I am getting excited lads, they were training
Jeffrey Epstein seems like a genuinely top bloke I wish I could have been mates with
>>152575320Whatever you need to tell yourself bro
>something personal and distressing happens>normie-hylic brain: I MUST SHARE THIS ON SOCIAL MEDIA!why?
>>152575870because the media and 1000s of cunts like you are commenting inaccurate information maybe?
>>152575791Huh?
many are saying I should watch this sport
watching jake paul fight
>>152575946>hurr cunts like yousbased tradie mong
>le fugg women xdvirgin fucktard loser
>>152576415PLEASE
>>152576879who're you quoting?
>>152576888okay :)
>>152575320Did I claim that you weren't?
>>152577039WATCH
>>152577100You inferred with your disgusting inference that pies supporters are male and gay.
>be me>adult>watch Spongebob Squatepantsshould i be le ashamed?
>>152578235It's ok if you grew up watching it.
>its muh childhood bro!grow up
BOILING
Top 4 finish next year is out of the question for bane
>>152568420Need these walled whores to rub my nipples vigorously
>>152578939Based on what?
>>152579206based on my observations
>>152579226What have you observed?
>>152579239This and that
>>152579866want to talk about it
I hate how people play dumb here when they're too chicken shit to defend their statements.
mum called me earlier. talking to her for just a few minutes ruined my mood. she kept saying that she is always there if I need anything. I don't believe her since she did fuck all for the first 25 years of my life that I lived with her
>>152579206dumb fuck normie takes>huuuuuuuuur they players are cheating and they wont be able to focus on the field xd!!!!same thing happened with the vegas trip a couple years ago
>>152579883yep poster ids would be good heretoo many people slink out of their shitty takes when proven wrong
>>152579899show mercy to her for she took risk having you in her womb.
>>152579941she's not your mum champ iykwim haha
>>152574736Yes by two different women.One when I was 18 and she was 17. Just out of high school. We were only together 4-5 months but the whole time she was fucking her ex who was like 24 or 25. Second time was a girl I met a uni and we started just casually seeing each other. Then stopped and she moved overseas, then she came back, then we got together again and decided it was something serious.But she cheated on me with 2 different girls (she was bi) and 2 different guys. Including a mff threesome. I told her id have been fine with it if I was the dude in the threesome. We separated after and shes now married and in an open marriage because just cant stop fucking around kek.
2 types of Indians ...7-11orHey How are Ya, Hey How Are Ya
bondi beach but for indians
>>152579875Yes I do.Brisbane have terrible luck when it comes to injuries. Even beyond Lachie Neale, who needed 2 weeks of intense hyperbaric training for half a game of football.Now that Starcevich is gone, Harris Andrews is a glaring weak point for Brisbane. If he goes down, they have no defense.Their fixture is brutal, their last 3 weeks before finals are against Hawthorn, Gold Coast and Collingwood, who will all be fighting for Top 6 positions.>>152579883Chill out sperg some of us have lives outside of this thread.
Also noticed that geelong have yet another softball end to their season (Essendon, NM, Richmond)How lucky
>>152574736Just once but I didn't even know and had already broken up with the chick and didn't even like her. desu she didn't like me either we just used each other because we were lonely but we were still fucking every now and again even after we broke up and after one fight she threw in my face that me acting like this is why she cheated on me. I'm sure it would've felt savage if I had actually cared about her.
>>152580189>another terrible opinion from guy who doesn't know shitShould've just kept it to yourself and continued playing dumb.
just sick of it all.
im a unemployable neet slob. no qualifications, no skills, no hope.
>>152580203
>>152580189all of this is wrong kek
>>152580218>>152580295Literally everything I said is factual. If you think the outcome will be different, feel free to share a real opinion instead of acting smug and aloof.
>>152568420why are the Carols being made as some sort of tribute to DEAD JEWISH PEOPLE who were murdered by MUSLIMS of the religion of ISLAM? FUCK OFF, CHRISTIANS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SANDNIGGER BULLSHIT.
>>152568420VERY good chance she's slipped a finger up the leg of his shorts and slid her finger in him right there.
>>152580348They saw this as a bigger grift opportunity than helping blind kids
>>152580189>Brisbane have terrible luck when it comes to injuries.injury "luck" isnt a thing, past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance, in any case they were easily able to cover those injuries and all those players coming back from injury is a boost if anything>Lachie Neale, who needed 2 weeks of intense hyperbaric training for half a game of football.this is disingenuous at best, he was written off for the season and was remarkable he even played >Now that Starcevich is gone, Harris Andrews is a glaring weak point for Brisbane. If he goes down, they have no defence.starcevich isnt a kpd. If any team lost their number one kpd it would be a glaring loss, lester and gardiner are no mugs, payne will be back during the year also>Their fixture is brutal, their last 3 weeks before finals are against Hawthorn, Gold Coast and Collingwood, who will all be fighting for Top 6 positions.Their fixture difficulty is rank 8th, 2025 was a brutal fixture for them and they go through with all their injury "luck" >their last 3 weeks before finals are against Hawthorn, Gold Coast and Collingwood, who will all be fighting for Top 6 positionsthis is a good thing, being battle hardened is a good thing going into finals the same thing brisbane has had the last 2 years. They will probably be locked top 4 anyway
>>152580110that's just the waves iykwim haha
>>152577635I'm not TRYING to come of as smug, believe me I'm not. But you should know, like you whisk with a whisker you infer with an inferer, Inot an inference,I should know, people tell me I'm smart all the time.
>>152579899show mercy to us and refrain from talking inane drivel about your slack arse mum. fucking hell you mong you dont have to post everything in your brown bland life.
>2026>late in the season>collingwood fighting for top 6 they will be fighting to stay out of the bottom 4
>>152580402ay, I hear some of them like being in the bottom, if you get my drift.
Singing is so gay
>>152580262this but only no qualificationsit's all BS you pay for unless if you know where to look to pirate>>152580385>I'm not TRYING to comeiykwim haha
>>152580402I could see them finishing 8th-12th next year but they're not a bottom 4 team just yet. 2027 on the other hand...
Crazy how many hot women walking behind their man look at me as I walk past them. Some men really are such foolish cuckolds aren't they.
>>152580503That’s why my woman always walks in front of me, I’m always two steps ahead (behind)
wondered what the hell a homesexuals kit thats great for Christmas gifts was. fucken ryobi power tools or something he was saying home essentials. I think my versions better. HEAPS more awkward.
>>152580385got me
always walk behind my boyfriend to use him as a shield in case the fat, balding NEETs I clocked perving on me try anything
>>152580593Actually I don't even ever look their way. Whores like that don't deserve my attention. I can just tell that they're looking at me by using my peripheral vision.
Im not usually a tradie hater but had some deadset fuckwits behind me all day at the cricket today. Legit all they talked about all day was drinking, a couple of things relating to scaffolding, gambling and horse racing, women, more gambling, more alcohol, instagram and making fun of each other. Not a single interesting thought or comment all day. It was grim listening.
always walk behind my wives and daughetrs because there are landmines and unexploded cluster bombs and ieds everywhere. it's ok, allah will send me more wives to beat if these ones get blown up.
>>152580665sounds like alf. except outside.
>>152569746You’re only going to phillipines buddy can’t you buy a boat like the blacks who arrive here
i wish i was normal
>>152569746you sound like the asians and oters who arrive here and find out they have to pay 120 bucks for bringing an apple or a nana off the plane >oh noooo thats all mny holiday money i hate australia i tell everyone how you shityeah fuck off you diseased chinkbots.
>>152580717being gay's not the death sentence it once was anon. don't wish you were normal, celebrate your fabulousness. it'[s your superpower!
I'm just mad that they are blowing up now.Not months ago or even at the start of the season, given everyone already knew about this shit then.
>>152580829Max fraud
