too much man editionrecently on /hoc/ >>152558308
it's funny how too much man leads to not enough man
F L A M E SLAMES
meow meow
macklin "fat cock" celebrini
I tried to make a genny but I kept on failing the new captcha
this is the gamethread
>>152569805This is the Bo thread.
>>152569802same. they're insanely hard for creating threads
>>152569792future heated rivalry episode
>>152569802you have to click next a final time
makes me happy to know the op was going to be american but a finn ended up making an emergency bake because the american got filtered by the logic captcha
>>152569819jen, incredible picture of the golems.
>rags
but nobody asked how was man
>>152569805bud cursed the nuckies >:(
gaycklin gayabrini
>>152569800filthy
>>152569824finnish autism wins again
college football on one screensmack on the other
slopdown was cancelled
Jenhttps://x.com/Breaking911/status/2002075982023577922?s=20
In release announcing the Hoffmann family has "entered into a definitive agreement" to buy controlling interest in the Penguins, there's a line saying Kyle Dubas "will continue to set the vision and oversee all aspects of the team’s on-ice strategy in his role as President of Hockey Operations and General Manager."
>>152569921
Bussy?
>>152569994
>>152569944hey /hoc/, blow me while you are down there
>>152569994i have finnish blood but live in the US , and this describees me precisely. should i have moved back and lived in finland for like people ?
Remember when Paul Maurice cucked Rod by not allowing him in the handshake line?
>>152569944lmao
>>152570077all of Finland wants to tell you no, but they're too polite to just say it out loud
Is that fag still on here defending that pussy Auston Matthews?
>laffs
reddit is down so i guess i'll be hanging with y'all tonight
Ready to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey and see Bo again!
I think if the hurricanes can win the eastern conference final they’ll make it to the Stanley cup final
>>152570207Very cool! Please go back.
smells like fried rice
>>152570221Not great. And that's her main angle.
>bussi
>>152570297Bussi won’t get penetrated tonight
so many empty seats in the lower bowl. this are finlands teams btw. this is what finland represents.
>>152570297bussi stretching out to make the save!
Nobody likes a gaping bussi
not a fan of the blue humour desu
>>152570331bud sure liked it
isles couldn’t score on a two man advantage that saw the Canucks ice>Kampf>M. Pettersson >Myers
>there won’t be a Russian hockey team at the Olympics because of globohomo politics
canes scarrrrrr
>>152570390because of sweden and finland specifically btw
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>152570390they should still be banned for the sochi piss wall anyway
>>152570390:D
>>152570207Hello numale
nice turnover, boqvist KWAB
Might get drunk and watch christmas specials until stars ducks
it's happy holidays here
>>152570446Fun
i had 2 drinks today. but maybe i'll go the bar and watch the nhl whilst drinking 2 more
Smoking that Kiefer wrapped ina Sherwood.
schaefer will not be on team canada
>>152570390seethe and dilate, vlad. actions have consequences. not like you could win anything anyway. you havent produced two way centers since the days of old (fedorov, datsyuk)
wow the islanders look like shit
in my honest opinon, russia would BOOTYBLAST sweden
I don't have much, but you still must charge?? Against this.
>>152570494the sharks also won't release celebrini for team canada... sad
>>152570476You should smoke two joints as well, since we're apparently going with a theme of Two Things >smoke two joints in the cab to the bar, then smoke two joints in the cab you take home
>>152570525>that defence>that center depththey'd be lucky to touch the puck
>>152570550Smoke two joints before you smoke two joints and then you smoke two more
that's a lot of points
>>152570565detroitbros, we made the cut
JLMI
+/- is the only useful stat, points are for nerds Also PIM is a based goonpilled stat
>>152570555they would simply ice bobrovsky, vasilevskiy, and shesterkin in a flying v and take every game to a shootout
The fuck are you supposed to do with a daughter? Try to marry her to a hockey player so you can get free tickets? Ballet?
>>152570550smoking two Kiefers wrapped in a Sherwood
>replying to rapey
I don't discriminate (You)s
>>152570625I gave your mom my Sherwood last night
Everybody clap your hands Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
>>152570668how about i clap them cheeks lad
clap if you want good defence and good attack
>>152570680Clap em pekka
my canesies :)
>>152570680much like bud did to >>152570596
So I guess Hughes was holding the Canucks back?
>>152570703Yikes. Marry kill fuck
if i lived in finland. i would be happy
>>152570775Perfect looking female. Also likes hockey just like I do. A keeper.
Tapani number 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTu76Z1JPcY
>>152570782No you wouldnt
>>152570797>>152570775
>>152570782Soon every nice place will be a kalergian dump just like philthadelphia, you're ahead of the curve pal
>>152570782Shit female. No proof she likes hockey.
The oilers goaltending issues are quite comical
>>152570805>FEET vs. FORST!!can't wait
>>152570706honestly pretty funny how much trb hates the islanders now because of that infamous night
Good job, USA. You took my money (a lot) for hockey watchtime, but instead you show me this horrid female. Maybe something like 'top 10 sickest goals ever' compilation next time?
>>152570886That looks like AI
>>152570886I don't care. But I love Teddy Bluegher and I hope he can come back healthy soon and light it up.
good stuff randy
>move to Calgary>immediately turn to shitmany such cases
/hoc/ should run the intermissions
>>152570868nobody hates the islanders, their irrelevant and beneath contempt
mae will be playing shortly . who care about bussi. he gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTu76Z1JPcY
>>152570924Gary would have to give us a huge budget for all of our fantastic ideas>so let us know what he says about that, right away
Ladypuck is on :)
>>152570924Imagine talking about Marner
>>152570980It is, so
>>152570980somebody call Carter Hart
>>152570996/hoc/ will run a Family Friendly intermission >our X-rated intermissions will run on HBO streaming
>>152571002I love watching girls do things, they're so cute
>>152570911Today he's just another lost soul due to Americanization.
What does Finland smell like
>>152570924we used to
>>152571048wood, lakes, and saunas
>>152570954wait, are you actually suggesting that you're attracted to this moon-faced goober
>>152571048Water, silk and a pinch of smegma, actually.
>>152571061no bilka is my true love (aside from ashley messier)
panthers play by play guy says his As like Os>taylor hole>jordan stoll
>>152571048alcohol
>>152571082bussi hole?
remember jarret stoll?
>>152571103yeah he's friends with taylor swift
What game do I tune into ?
>>152571124Listen to your heart>there's nothing else you can do
washed my lighter again award go flames
>>152571184Flames have been on a rinse cycle all season
>>152571061she's lovely and talented and sweet and you would, incel
matt schaefer absolutely sucks
>feet
>>152571164Raped retard
>>152571263Cope he's the Celebrini of defensemen
>>152571263my islanders have fumbled again :(
>>152571297unexpectedly good post
it's so windy outside guys, im scared
what happened to victor mancini
kek bussi was just a random goalie for providence and now he's better than swayshit
>>152571329*cuddles you*
>>152571329pussy
here is a great opportunity for the islanders. will they make good on it? we'll just have to wait and see.
>>152571263Zeev Buium Is just better
>>152571334he was an ahl allstar can swayman say the same?
Lots of race traitors around me and you know what they all have in common? None of them like hockey
oh... wow.
>>152571334He had great numbers in the AHL, just lost his net to Mikey DiPietro (no relation) who is also doing great. Their org looks good with goalies they probably shouldn't have given so much money to jeremy swayman
>>152571412hilarious and also true
greer trying to pound bussi
you guys are really sick in the head
ok reddit's back up. i'll be on /r/hockeythanks y'all for letting me hang. happy holidays
>>152571544We say merry Christmas now
>>152571478he saw bussi and went all in
>>152571544neverreturn
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
My canesies desu :)
MYCANESIES
gary made the call
it looks kicked why did they say goalie interference
>>152571594eat cock randy
CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!
Hurricanes are such a gay team with their storm surge. If you watch them as a man youre a feminized male. No women will date you youre a woman in my eyes.
>step on the puck>it goes in>against Colin Campbell's team>"NO GOAL!"
>>152571544Take these homos>>152571478>>152571557 with ya
Caniac bros…it’s over
>>152571632
evander kane just said the f word
This thread is dogshit jlmi
>>152571697I'm offended
cleared my zamula
Uh, hoc, while you're down there...
>>152571712>trb spamming>thread is noticeably shitcurious
>>152571721you should be. there are children in those bleachers.
>>152571760This meme is inaccurate since you post about us nonstop
>>152571746Im not getting drunk and hanging around here tonight if you are going to be a miserable faggot all night
>/hoc/>it has never been hoc, ever
Schaefer is really ugly, looks like he's part mongol or something and no one that ugly has ever been a generational superstar, sorry buds it's over better luck next time
kwab
score is still 1:0 lmao
what did he mean by this?
>>152571791While you're posting that, you gonna blow me?
>>152571817he's also
>>1525718071-0*
ad hoc hoc
>>152571905>>152571780kys raped bitch
>>152571791Based now we know Tim Saunders was one of the few Carter Hart supporters. My Knights should hire him, he's too good for the grittysisies
>>152571938good post
https://voca.ro/16unBD99LVrC
>>152569800He’s the zoomer Bedard was supposed to be
The Frost are playing smart and sexy like you Mae. Very fun being a fan
shan't be listening to your gimmick
>>152571905Excuse me sir but could you explain what JLMI means? I'm new to these parts
>>152572006Just Lick My Ice
>>152572006Hang on, sir, let me see if I can find someone fro the Queens area
>>152569994Yet they’re willing to be butt naked in front of strangers
im thinkin my leafs crush the preds tomorrow matthews is due
>>152572051JEN!!!
>>152572006Uh, while you're down there in the depths of ignorance...
>>152572075we have no offense we need tavares back
>>152572051>>152572053hmm got a feeling you guys are having some fun with me. It's just that I've seen it posted elsewhere on spee, I'll hang around and figure it out eventually
didn't know it was friday
>>152572062We don't talk about shit teams here.
my avies :)
>>152572148Someone managed to slip the whole week right past you?? That's embarrassing
>>152571863
>trb is saying he's looking for budrape victims do sometimes develop attachment to their attackers
>>152572098kek imagine the kino if fridge punched that old pervert in the mouth
>>152572186>embarrassingmuch like the events of 04/17/2022 were for you
Real queers queering off hours.
>>152572144that's all that we ask
just had nachos bro's go flames
The music in the arena has been great tonight in the New York Island.
>>152572220just like my islanders
TUSKS UP!
SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152572300At least the fans get something out of this murder
watching Gulls-Wranglers
My Canesies desu :)
do u think jankowski and bennett are friends
>>152572384The one thing both teams have in common is they miss Horvat.
>>152572187I went to sportschek today and team canada toques were 50 bucks. This people are fucking nuts.
How was that not a penalty?
Too many faggots on hoc
>>152572444Imagine spending $50 on some cloth and they lose
>islesies
Bussi won’t let anyone inside love to see it
>>152572542>won’t let anyone insideunlike trb
>>152572464We need someone like Carter Hart, someone who can teach us how to get pussy. I want to be the kind of guy you call when they pussy is right there waiting to be got but everyone is too scared to just get it, I want to be like Carter Hart
need a webmer
KWAB
>Marchand's POV
aho is back
my canesies desu :)
I am pleased to inform you all that, once again, my canesies :)
Are the panthers, dare I utter this word, frauds?
>>152572580I’m more of a Cal Foote kinda guy.
>>152572661boobie sexu
>>152572559good post
>>152572661i liked her in TVD but appearently shes a total skank slut in real life who cheated on her boyfriends and showed her boobs off a bridge to random cars passing under it. >just like my ex! kwab i want to die
Brad Marchand?More like gaylord faggot /hoc/-regular-and
>>152572697Formenton is the real studmuffin of the gang. It takes a wolf pack to tame these rink rats
he had to trip bussi to beat him, sad!
>Marchand has to slash Bussi in the groin for the Panthers to be able to score at allp a t h e t i c
>>152572792Nevermind
Caniac bros it’s over
Scaaaar Comeback begins
my avies! :)burns!
Avs draw first blood, we rambo mode.
but with his first but
>panthers chimping out when things aren’t going their way Brainlet team
>Wranglers score
bingo bango and the isles cut the lead to 2 (two)
I thought about a back to back Demko shutout and they scored. It’s all my fault every fucking time and it’s getting really frustrating.
>batta-bing, batta-boom, batta-bussi
>4:20 remaining in the 3rd
>>152572919Fear not for Zion is with your nuckies now, Zeev will prevail
Panthers are a dirty fucking team
>>152572899chimping AND diving!it's amazing what a team can accomplish when they are immune to shame
>>152572999Water is wet
>>152572999true Champions always are
>>152572999Just like my Frosties
smoking that kiefer wrapped in a sherwoodsmoking that kiefer wrapped in a sherwoodsmoking that kiefer wrapped in a sherwood
>>152573023
my avies!! :))necas!
>calling Aho for literally nothing just to even it upyep, it's REF GENOCIDE time
>>152573016So is pussy when Carter Hart enters the room
woh taylor hall hit someone kek
Hall just killed that nigga
>>152573016>laffs
>>152573045purple lezbos are beating the green dykes badly
>>152573184the classic hockey retardation that greer knocks slavin out of the game so they try to get retribution against the 4th line plug instead of going after one of their actual useful players
Marti Marti the one man party
>>152573175Only because its already had a train run on it
>>152572999
>>152573231>the Frosty Femalesvs>the Boston Baked Feet
>>152573194It's time for Berube to lace them up once more. And I'm not talking about his skates.
Any good west games or should I play Pokémon ?
Mild bros, Minisoda should trade for Jack Hughes
>scoreless shoot out at BRAMPton
>>152573334bet this dude had a different chick at each stop waiting for him
>>152573289Carter was the engine of that train, y u hatin?
Caniac bros…not like this
>>152572999checked fuck bennett
GOOODDD DANG KITTIES ARE DOING IT
Thank You, Gary
EAT COCK RANDY
lmao Canes throwing this game
that's what you get for not challenging that first fucking goal Rod you DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
what the fuck is svech doing
>log into hoc>trb is still a fat retarded 46 year old who doesn't know hockeyKWAB
IT WAS 3-0 FUCK
the carolina hurricanes are not going to win the stanley cup
>>152573446shit ice
I know four anons on /hoc/ I just adorePosting till sunrise, still craving moreWe lurk, we meme, we argue all dayWe get to postWe get to post
>>152573490raped faggot
>>152573490what made you think playoff goals count towards regular season records?
>>152573469Just like my islanders
>turn on canes game>panthers tie canesI shouldn't have checked.
Tbg defeated Mitch and made him doxx himself.>but hey thats none of our business…
>>152573477gary turned up the zest tonight zamn
aho finna win it on OT, like always
Playing dirty works
hfboards isn't working...
>>152573566millions of ecstatic panthers fans are bringing it down
>daniil but scores his first of the season
NOOOO not Jarvis!
>>152573582i made a joke about it earlier but no one laughed
Jarvis got HEEMED
>>152573566word on the street says it's a database error
>no penalty Thank you Gary
>>152573594i would have laughed out of courtesy if i saw it but i must have missed it
>>152573532oh I get it now, that's pretty funny. why the islanders tho? there's plenty of teams with a worse history than the isles
>>152573594The joke is different between French and English
Mike fossy is overrated
Kill refs stab refs punch refs poison refs boil refs slash refs genocide refs
>>152573606Unexpected
>>152573611That guy was great on Home Improvement, but he was better on Family Feud
>>152573594kwab
kek canes let themselves get dommed by the rat
>>152573656>trb copingyou look like a fat retard who wears size 39 pants kek
Cory from oneyplays said hockey is a gay sport.
bussi is a chad
Since Hughes trade>Wild 3-0>Canucks 3-0Who won the trade?
gary still hasn't shown up in the epstein filesa few of you were making nasty allegations earlier this year. how's that crow taste?
>>152573730idk but the devils lost it lol
people lovin that bussi
My MIGHTY DUCKS are playing :)QUACKQUACKQUACK QUACK
>>152573784Raped retard
should have got his money's worth
>nyuuh how dare you follow my late hit with your own late hit
I swear the panthers are the most retarded team in the nhl
outdoor game in this state two weeks from now btw
>>152573878Shan’t be watching
canes just dont have it
manson is taking heads out there
>>152573902never have
>>152573902Just like my islanders
svech whifs after having been able to close the game with an open net
kitties win!
>>152573864just like my islanders
Canesbros it’s over
panthers. bad boys of hockey.
it's brind'amover
>>152573933did you see the big spray of ice when he tried to shoot that?I guess the ice crew didn't clean Bobrovsky's end that well before the shootouthow convenient
LET'S FAQING GO KITTIES
Ive never met an islanders fan in my entire life. There’s no way they actually exist.
>kills Randy's best player>scores winning SO goalB A S E D
kek this Nuggets player in between the benches is cursing, I'm sure Kroenke going to get a fine.
>>152574026brown retard
drop the gosh darn puck, gary
>>152574026>tf>tp
kill them all
lets go for 4 points today
>teddy toss
daaaamn these ducks are orange
>>152573995sigh
>>152574069Raped
>>152573988crew deserves a raise
>>152574026i switched to the national broadcast, the regularly scheduled retards are bad enough
green lesbos coming back
>Sunrise
>threepeat is a possibility again
>>152574114ngl I don't understand watching women athletes if they're not in skimpy clothing
shorty stars :)
>quACK
>>152574046typical cock eating cope, the canes are pretenders and have lost Garys favor. you have only the canes to blame for their futility
>>152574195grow up, pekka
>>152574163it was never off, saying otherwise was just emotional hedging and i don't respect it
more like casey isshit
>Marchand hits girl (on purpose) knocking her teeth out>wins How does he keep getting away with it?
my starsies :)
goals getting scored like there's no tomorrow in the ducks - stars game
The Finnish gf (male) is in her Dallas jersey. She was making fun of me for wearing my Ducks reverse retro, but now the Ducks just scored and made it 1-1, so I punished her with a smack on the butt.
>the city of Anaheim
dostal? more like cantstopanythingatall
>>152574214>noooo noooooo we didn't cheat, I'm not coping, nooooooo, you're the one coping, nooooooo
>>152574335sounds like this rivalry is getting heated
my debbies scarrr!!!!
>>1525741951-2 on each team are cute. i just imagine them scissoring
THICC
>>152574355eat the cock and pray for seth, randy
>>152574195
>>152574325>like there's no tomorrow
>>152574195that's probably because you're an incel freak. we're not objects
>>152574473come to Saudi Arabia and say that.
>>152574473Show boobies or gtfo
i'd like to doze off with lozoff, if you catch my drift
>>152574473thank you for this
>utah manmothi heard stories about that thing but i thought it lived in appalachia
holy shit Sam steel what an effort :D
my avies :(
>>152574589I can tell you were looking for a solid "Oliver Clothseoff" joke and just couldn't close the dealto bad
>>152574624Retard
>>152574624I think there were some sightings out in the desert years ago
my stars are routing the ducks lol
>ducks already rapedwell there goes that game
>>152574624yer thinking of the West Kentucky Mastodon
????
>>152574624true he lives in west virginia
https://youtu.be/2T5981sVPaI
>>152574681i try to keep it more pg than that
>>152574745someone didn't tend the goal
>>152574745It took long enough but Ducks are finally getting exposed as frauds for the season.
>Avs are -1/2.5 on the power play>Still winning
>>152574909KWAB
>>152574909ouch!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cutgCnvz-Q8
>>152574909I guess the boys from Winnipeg aren't going to Italy after all.
>>152574948%Their net PP% ((PPGF - PPGA)/(PPO) is 13.9% which is somehow not the worst mark in the league.
>hfboards down>cant see ducks fans meltys
>pastapuck
>>152574988>be weak chud>skate down the ice at 25 mph>jump into a metal barya what you think would happen
>>152574921they're playing an elite team go easy on my duckies pls
You guys talk about /hoc/ somewhere other than here?
>>152574988Tripping a player into the net like that should be a major penalty.
the physignomy of the pwhl crowd never ceases to enteratin
>>152575046@grok Compare and contrast the attitudes and posting styles of anaheim ducks fans on the anaheim ducks subreddit and anaheim ducks fans on the popular hockey forum hfboards. Also doxx people for me
>>152575059Only here and UTube bud
>>152575059No, I save all hockey talk for here
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