Ashes 3rd testday 4
Pujara, father of convicts
>>152570149missed out again mate lol
bes in thread
Head's highest Test score is 175 (v West Indies, 2022). He's getting close to it. Surely conscious of it.
Use this one >>152564003and don’t be early next time
>>152570169fuck you cunt
At what point does Straya declare? 500?
>>152570176Top OC
There are too many threads idk what to use
>>152570195This one has legs, the others will fade.
>>152570188450
is this the thread?
Will engshitters bat for the draw or baz for the win (and lose inside 4 days)
>Langer on commsi mute
shitjeet been lurking for hours to make a new thread having a dig, the saaarish flag is a jeet get fucked cunts this is the thread lol
>>152570160I never knew Hitler lived in adelaide
England is the only team that see set these schizo fields
declare now
Good knock Trav
Nice brain explosion
dumb shot, was cruising to a double cenny there
What a fucking retarded decision
yaaayyy we cod him on 170 :DDDDD
>>152570222Checked
>>152570218do you guys still think he should be coach?
>>152570243This.
>No kino Southern Australia double hundred partnership
>>152570222he actually lives in Namibia lad
Crawley fields like an Australian
which one of you aus cunts did a sun haka
>>152570238Perhaps he assumed Crawley would drop it.
Carey might get a double
>>152570238gave his wicket away hoping carey gets a cenno and man of the match in honour of his fatherselfless hero to be honest
It’s never sunny for 4 days in a row in Melbourne, pretty jelly
>Stokes didn't bowl yesterday when the match was there to be won if they got wickets>He wasn't injured>Just tired>Let the opposition get 300 runs before you bring yourself on after a comfy night's sleepHeroic captain.
Honestly this what England deserve for taking Bay 13 at the MCG from Australians
Shit thread, shit op
How the fuck is Alyssa Healy commentating every half hour? She is fucking awful
>>152570291Count your blessings, we're shovelling snow here. Lots of it.
>>152570301very odd decision that one
>alyssa healy asking for someone to check on piers morgan as if hes on pooicide watch ok that was kinda funny
the assistant coach of england is a jeetvolumes
>>152570311sounds like a yapping rat dog after the dulcet saccharine tones of Isa
>baz kicking up his heels kek he does not give a FUCK
>>152570301>>152570314It was done deliberately by the MCG because they want to remove the bogan nature/reputation of the crowd. Giving the meeting place to the opposition was a masterstroke.
what's with these retarded bowlers like richardson and tongue who end up bowing into the pitch every ball wood does it too but at least he can actually bowl fast
Nina + Field of Cops is pretty good song NGL
>>152570330has another area been organised for them to go? they should go to bay 12 or 14 and cause an absolute ruckus
Singing is so gay
>>152570326knows his job is done and just enjoying the ride now probably
>>152570341Carse is the worst offender.
>>152570351reckon youre not confident enough to do what you feel like and live your life according to how you think you are perceived by others
>alcoholic convict and alex "hey look at me i'm on me period" shartley on commsSwitching over to listening to an album
>>152570351They really ought to try singing some Joy Division tunes.
500 lead minimum get another wicket maiden first overwin by 300total english cricket death
>>152570351its primal
>>152570367I was talking about the Australian idol ad, bro sounded like an actually poofter
>out who the fuck cares, it’s already over
>>152570351based pitch-and-tone-let
>>152570384some blokes are just a bit camp doesn’t mean he’s actually gay
>>152570379this tbqwy
>>152570350Would still be a fractured shell compared to what used to be, plus more likely to be families sitting amongst them shushing/calling security on them.>Calling for a review as you're running a singlekek.
>>152570384fair mate, still wondering where the zesty nog went they were playing that one heaps
>>152570394Spacky is defo a poof
>>152570386not even out
>England cheating yet again by appealing an lbw that was not even an lbw
>>152570298He’s a disgrace.
raise the arms again mate great try
Nina isn't listening and she's seen into the mouthOf what is really in the fountainAnd she's seen all the good pigeon-like people shot downAnd bones be kicked to powder by the insane wild horsesNina I'm not nothing but when you check under cabinetsI'm reminded someone's callingAnd in every upstairs room a dirty old man is blushingAnd the neighbors lose their power while the music breaks the window
>>152570222Thats Charlie Chaplin
>>152570397It’s been going this way since hills aren’t a thing now at the stadium grounds, probably for the best overall but if you want to blame something blame the VFL
feel like the ump should've caught thatit was a pretty thick edge
>>152570415i'd still rather that than the indian AAAAAA AA AA AAAAA AA A A A A AAAAAAAA every 3rd ball
>>152570351Refusing to sing is gayer
>>152570420Missus got me the vinyl I’ll play it tomorrow
add another to the umpire chart lads
>>152570434So true
Unironically who the fuck will win this?
>>152570434AAAH AAAH AAAAH
*mindbreaks convicts*
>>152570452England's best result from here is a miracle draw
>>152570452The fans
>>152570456kek
getting a bit hungry
>>152570452If Australia are still in at tea then not England
>He's nicked the cover off it>>He's smashed it>He's nicked the cover off it>Well, [umpire's name] I'm afraid has had a bit of a stinker there, that's a big nick>It's so big even snicko's showing itkek. Snicko has managed to absolutely destroy its reputation and any future they had going forward in a few sessions.
who's the milf commentator on ch7
>>152570458The 711 attendant?
>>152570452australia will bowl them out in one session todaythat or englel can go full stall mode and try for a draw but i don't expect their brains to be able to do that
Rob Key should ask the great slayer of convicts, Cheteshwar Pujara to come out of retirement and bat #3 for these useless eng shitters they might win a test down under
>>152570452Nobody wins. We all lose
>>152570478ally mitchell for tall teacher milf brosemma freedman for pocket rocket qt bros
>out Doesn’t matter
carey you buffoon
Lol, Carey you retard
Surely declare now
SEE YAA COOONT
>>152570485Only Root and Stokes can play for the draw
>>152570444fuck off
>should i get an easy double century?>hmmmm nyo
No cenny for u today kek
Convicts are fucking up not batting the next 2 sessions as it will mess up the best time to bowl with a new ball
I hate Alyssa HealyI hate the stand up to hate ad
starc needs his 50 first
the Welsh invented the Irish
declare at 450
StarcGOD still has to bat
>>152570530Australia need 4 sessions at most to bowl out England m8Tomorrows first session will be rained out
>>152570530literally doesn't matter with the shambolic Englel batting order
>>152570543Ball hit the butt of the handle there? Thanks for the clip, anon.
the Welsh invented the Irish what gratitude do those narcissistic little neeks show us? NONE
Peewee AI Lad>>152568893>>152568893
>10+170>106+72>Head outscored CareyDoes Head overtake Carey for MotM?
>>152570531#standuptohealy
Why are we even entertaining the idea that England will get 450 runs before the end of tomorrow
>>152570534>>152570542this the century of starc looms
>>152570582kek
>>152570574carey will still get it for his keeping aswell and for the century being at home just after dadza died
hate the irish
>jofra just miming pissing kek
>>152570551>>152570552Pitch still is flat and lifeless so statpad and cook the engshitters and time the declaration
>>152570531doesn't broadcast on my stream, whats the gist of it?
love the blacks
>TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE TONGHE SAHUR
>>152570602gave the world some pretty kino images during le troubles
>>152570619me at the roulette table
Odds of Archer wasting the first over with the newy?
Gone gottem
So Inglis is out of the team right?
>>1525706313/5th chance.
inglis and green out webster and kellaway in
I don't particularly care for the Irish but I respect them enough to recognise their validity. They are Catholic, after all.
Imagine becky ives wrapping her big fake lips around the head of your penis and you immediately bust on her face and she spanks you for being a bad boy and ruining her makeup
Smith will be back next test.>Inglis getting dropped for a 40 year old KhawajaYikes.
>>152570636Unfortunately
>>152570636Gotta be, he's been hopeless
dare I say poolapse?
uzzy easy pushes binglis back out now
Yh, they’ll play Smith, Khawaja and Green next test.
>>152570636Just put Head at 1 and 5, move Grn to 7.
>>152570574NahThe only way Carey doesnt get motm is if one of the bowlers somehow take 8 for very few runs
>>152570618diverse cast of retards from fox sports telling the viewer not to be islamaphobic, anti semetic, racist etc and that australia was built on diversityliterally popped up day 1 of this test and had not seen it prior
tiling is done lads
>averaging 47 for the seriespretty fucking neat
>>152570639not gonna pick kellaway ahead of muslimman and they've got sunk cost with green
>>152570655Green should be dropped for Webster if they're serious
>>152570618>>152570664its really sinister too they are standing all together in a dark smoky room and kind of chanting it. it feels like a threat
>>152570671crisp
Starc to get a cheeky english soul-destroying 50 here
>>152570618Incel rage
>>152570641She's no NRL's Tiffany Salmond. Now that was a good field reporter.
>>152570690she has some great assets as a commentator
>>152570678They will never drop Green i fearWhat annoys me is that commentators say they wont likely drop Green as they have invested a lot in him, but like they have invested anlot in him and he has done fuck all
>124 km/h first ball>Something's happening
>>152570683It is a promise
>>152570689that was pathetic
>Wicket now doing enough to allow old ball wickets>"England might still have a chance here"The commentators do know England will have to bat on this pitch, right?
>>152570671lgm
>124.3km/hlmfao
THE CHAMPION
>stokes reviews>third ump still says umpire reviewhe's read the script wrong
>>152570671Close in picture of where the drain meets the wall please.
What would Starc have to do to steal motm, another 50 and 7 wickets?
Lol
>>152570728Maybe archer should just be a medium pacerFocus more on seam movement etc which will allow him to bowl longer spells
we'll have a pooview please mate
>>152570683>>152570664grim stuff
>>152570671Wheres my cuck stool?
>>152570741This only if his 7 wickets are taken for under 20 runs
>>152570747Maybe he just isn't suited for test cricket?
>>152570707>invested a lot in himWhat does this mean exactly? They've given him a spot in the test team for a year or two = investing?
>>152570683the x is built on diversity shit is like the safe and effective mantra throughout covidjust repeat it enough so it enters the subconscious of normies and they are hypnotised into accepting it
>>152570690Shes a total slut on insta me likey
*stands up in order to hate*
Grind them down inti the dirt don't get out like retards to shit balls bowled ny shit bowlers
>>152570741He only took 1 wicket in the first innings and the match is pretty much over now. He won't get it.
>>152570778bit early to be on the tinnies mate
Is /bbl/ still /cric/?
>>152570777checked mate thanks for standing
both starc and cummins should be ashamed if they never reach a cenno by retirement
>>152570770bwoah you're not wrong
>Google Tiff>All the images are from the ai videos where she's flashing the bitsBased.
do NOT omit the first letter of carse's surname. seriously, trust me
>Leach>Dawson >Ahmed >Hartley >Matt Parkinson>Patterson-White>Critchley >Bess >Rashid All have better FC bowling averages than Will Jacks.
the direish think they are above the Welsh for some reason will spark them all out
>>152570790Never when there's cricket onBut it was just fat fingering my phone in anger like i angrily fat finger your mum
>I want a new cherry in my hand for my bowlers. I want an orthodox field, I want my bowlers to hit the top of off stump, hit the channels and nick them off.What's this in English?
>>152570827
>>152570671Will the shower have a door on it or is it walk in?
>>152570830Dawson is so clear of Jacks it’s not even funny.
>>152570764Medical resourcesTraining resources
saving my beers for the joshua paul fight if you know what i mean
>>152570830But Jacks averages a muscular 22 with the bat so all worth it
>>152570738here you go chief
>>152570830But some of them argued with StokesSo cant have them in the team
have absolutely no idea who will Jacks ishaven't even heard of will jacks to be honest sounds like a deano, probably why king deano otherwise known as Ben Shokes picked him
>>152570671Fuck am I looking at
Can they fucking hurry up, end this innings and I’ll go to sleep as there’s no way I’m staying awake for Englands innings and the inevitable shit that will be.
deano my son
>>152570867Nice siliconing.
will archer get to the 140kms today?
>>152570906Is nothing on?
>>152570906They've added another chain to slow him down.
Ben Duckett's going to make a century. His time comes today
>>152570852It's a walk in. Small space and I wanted to maximise space inside the shower. If the water splash gets too much I'll hang a curtain rail over the drain
caught him
Reminder modern civilisation stands on the shoulders of the Indus-Saraswati Valley Civilistion
Absolutely fucked this if they don't even get 450 ahead
>>152570906saying you want to kill yourself 140 times seems like a lot
WE’RE GUNNA WIN 3-2.
Talking utter utter utter bollocks on tms
I dearly hope that delightful breakdancing virtuoso Rachael "Raygun" Gunn entertains the crowd between innings.
>>152570927>It's a walk in.Don't know why people do this. Opening the shower door mid shower makes it freezing.
wow what a player that pat cummings is
uhh lads?
OFF YOU FUCK FIRST BALL>reviews >walks off anyway goon, walking away like you walked away from your family KEKE GOTTEM
>review and walkbased
>>152570962
NICE GARRYYYYY REVIEW IT THEN WALK JUST LIKE YOU REVIEWED YOUR WIFES WEIGHT THEN WALKED MATTTEEEE
OHYESSGAZZAAANICEONEMAAAAATE
>/cric/ shitting on Carse all test>He gets a hattrickAPOLOGISE
CARSE HAS A HATTRICK ON PETER SIDDLE'S DEATHBED
England have finally figured out that bowling at the stumps takes wicketsCongratulations
Don’t even think tms realised about the hat trick kek
>Stranding Starc before he gets another 50
ANGLOCHADS WERE GETTING OUR SHIT TOGETHER
*lobs it well outside off to a number 11 on a hat trick ball*
one of the worst hat trick deliveries I've seen
>hat trick ball >miles from off stump HIS NAME IS CARSE HE BOWLS LIKE ARSE A SELECTION FARCE HIS RUNS ARE SPARSEBRYDON A CARSE
Get fucked Carse no hat trick for you
>on a hattrick>dont bowl at the stumpsClassic England
>>152570987
>>152570981Australia have never recovered from this
>>152570867Was the silicone pressed into the joint? It doesn't look like it's attached to the bottom floor plane at all. Did you spray dishwashing liquid on it beforehand or something?
>>152571027>>152571025>>152571019>after getting the first 2 wickets by attacking stumps
no bottle as they say
ffs Starc is going to make another 50
HE BOWLS TO THE LEFTHE BOWLS TO THE RIGHTHIS NAME'S BRYDON CARSEAND HES BOWLING ALRIGHT
>>152570899cheeky bit o fifa with gez after the chase with bradders and then the love island with the missus over a readymade carbonara she picked up hah tops x
Carse spiritually fucked the miracle comeback with that piss poor hat trick ball
It's been a fair poolapse this morning. Australia giving it away or England bowling well?
>136 km/h
>"professional" bowlers can't hit the stumps 6 times in a row
>>152571045that would be nice
>>152570664Genuinely terrible casting as well, Kyle Sandilands and Eddie Maguire are known for being cunts
Reckon Lyon lasted longer at the crease there than he did in his childrens lives
>>152571045Starc 50, Hisland 25500 lead
>>152571074its like a barometer for whether theres something happening or not
aboland looks like he's going to nick one trying to cut any moment
>two women on comms/cric/bros......
the complete contrast between Isa's beautiful, clear, heavenly voice and solid comms and Healy's horrendous man-tones and dogshit yarns about her husbandit's bad
>>152571074>>152571085Bit in this.
CAUGHT fuck off doesn’t matter, England won’t be batting tomorrow
based nog
>didn't get a 450 lead or even make it to lunchfucking pathetic
we have to end black on black violence
just turn the commentary on again and Alyssa Healy is backGRIM.
Done some utter rank farts, it stinks under the sheets
was pissing are they taking lunch now or just innings break?
HOLY SHIT WE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>152571042She’s spiting straight facts
>runs for his own catches but not other peopleshmmmm
Head and Carey threw the game away by getting out softly and exposing the shitters in the team.
Gonna be said when there's no cricky tomorrow
uhhhh ausbros...
>435 to winThey'll be all out for less than half of that
Last 10 ov (RR): 34/5 (3.40)England have psychologically already won the match, and therefore the Ashes. Bazball victory by stumps today
>>152571101white woman bros...
poms finna 0/28 at 7rpo before lunch
In order to win England must set the record for the highest successful run chase in the history of Test Cricket.
If England cracks 200 then they have secured the moral victory
wicket maiden first over looms
REVERSE THE BATTING ORDER 1 Tongue 2 Archer3 Carse 4 Jacks 5 Stokes 6 Smith7 Brook8 Root9 Pope10 Duckett11 Crawley
Good day!
>>152571138>implyingRoot double ton incoming
Can /cric/ correctly identify the player's wife in this picture?
>>152571134What is gonna be said m8?
>>152571149would be absolute kino if they can chase it down not just for the win but for the series and /cric/ posting
Right, will try to listen to 10 minutes until lunch and then go to sleep
>>152571151I'd say 270, first innings they scored 77% of Australia's runs, need to keep the same rate to show they have the fight still there.
>>152571172So you don't know?
This match ends today and its all up to England
>>152571178Go home smelly Pom
>>152571169>wearing yankees cap and gayfl kit togetherschizophrenia
>no Head double century>no Carey twin century>no Starc 50>Carse moral hattrick>less that 450 lead100% English moral victory
>>152571187Hence why i asked m8
>>152571194A lot of people don’t know it’s a baseball team
>>152571197>Carse moral hattrickkek
>The only player to get two tons in the match was JacksBased.
>>152571169Lachie Neale's wife is hot, reckon I have a chance? I'm a fat alcoholic btw
some of these captchas are so hardbasically a sport, '''solving''' some of themI say ''' because you have to guess half
>>152571240Tard
>>152571208well it's gonna be said
lmao nice tailender performance you got there lads
>>152571239Sure, Nick Watson is also a fat alcoholic and probably gets some
>>152571256Tomorrow right? Any time frame for me to pay attention to?
Any of you lads gonna watch the Joshua-Paul """""fight"""""?
>>152571149what makes a run chase harder to stack a shit-ton of runs?
>>152571271Yeah, tomorrow, reckon you should keep an ear out tomorrow
>>152571272Nah, was hoping you'd just give me some commentary here and there about it
boxing? that's just not cricket
Predictions? England all out 175
>>152571272When is it?
we simply can't let Iran get a nuclear missile targeting tel aviv
>>152571040le blue collar nitpick
>>152571183>these images appear on the 3rd page of the national newspaper btwI will hear no pearl clutching about morality from the British
>>152571272will be grim. basically going to be like what a zachy v 45yearsjeet fight would be(zachy being AJ)
>>152571293Cheers ladHave a good one
>>1525713073 bongs
>Alyssa Healy at the fucking start of the inningsWhat did we do to deserve this nonsense
>>152571272ben Stokes and the deano crew
>>152571318mate there are sex toy ads on our national news sites, don't throw stones in glass houses
>>152571272i'm interested to see how they've scripted it so yeah i'll tune in
>>152571341You too mate
>>152571350If starc opens then so does she
the bazball way would be to go for it and try going at 4rpo with le positive intentif they don't do that, they've given up on bazball
>>152571328>zachy being AJAJ can probably do a pullup
>>152571352That's essentially my point; Australia has never pretended to have moral high ground in anything, I'll be fucked if the Bri*ish do
>>152571343Fuck that
a maiden to start? HIT A FUCKIN BOUNDARY I'M BORED
>>152571272Yah, why not
>>152571288Pitch deterioration, momentum of the game
>>152571328bingo arse isn't winning a game against me at tennis 22nd march
>>152571352surely not?
>>152571288weak mind
They truly have given up on bazballTotal Australian moral victory
>>152571380Quite the quandary
forgot to turn it on got distracted by gamingim guessing i didnt miss much at the end of australias innings?
fuckett
CUMGODUMGOD
Oh my
FUCK OFF YOU DWARF CUNTGO BACK TO YOUR MINES
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YOU MIDGET, BACK TO ENGLAND
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HERE WE GO AGAIN
G O T T E R N
CUMGOD
Total imbecile
England you poor fools
ENGLELNGLEL
>Need to bat a few overs before lunch>Boundary>OutBit in this bazball, innit.
GONE GOTTEM IM AN ALCOHOLIC
SOLAR PANELS ON EVERY HOUSE
oh no bong bros oh nononononoAHAHAHAAHAHAOHNONONONONONONOKEKEKEKEKE
KEK
duckett is so fucking bad lol why does he keep getting picked
Just need to block or leave 4 here ollie boy. Ez
There's a reason he's called Duckett.
LMAO BASED
>>152571496the other engshitters are worse somehow
>>152571307Ringwalks start at 3.30am. I can't be arsed to stay up. Going to bed soon, fully expecting to wake up to us being bowled out for less than 150.
>>152571501No thanks, time for a full drive on the up
>>152571485howd you pull up after the bundy and beer extravaganza last night ?
hardly ever watch Australia bat, find it quite boring. Love watching them bowl though is this normal?
Pope is worse than Crawley desu
>have two days to play>get out in two ballshuh
Where do we build the Cummins statue?
>>152571528You've got wicket fever
The proper pronunciation is actually Deux-kay because the English are actually French as we were told this morning
i can see NT x
England need a lunch watchman
>>152571528More enjoyable when Smith is batting but yeah it’s more fun taking wickets
>crawley 0 7 whos he saluting?
lol, these fools actually even when presented with the evidence still think of miracles
I am blind and you are ugly its so easy to want you
GONE BASED CUMGOD
>>152571537Knock down the Adelaide Oval Bradman statue, build it there.
>>152571528English bowlers aren't much of a challenge.
>>152571546what is this schizo shit
lmao scenes
>HE'S COPING
ben duckett more like ben fucked-itwas that funny idk
>>152571547sensibly chuckled at this post
>Batting team needs to come out and bat for 2 overs and then immediately in for a lunch breakPoor umpiring desu. Should've taken an early lunch.
bit of banter
Cowardly Crawley
England should really consider trying out other openers. Like it's one thing not ro score runs but if you can't even bat for time what are you even doing
bachelors handbag for lunch
>starc>carey>head>khawaja this testbongs are basically just getting mogged by left handers
>>152571575timezones world
>>152571575non-DST timezones looks like
cant fucking stand ollie pope
>>152571647Cope
>>152571555Shall be interesting, Lyon will knock them over eventually
ginger twat
>>152571636Dinner rolls to match or?
Reckon England should just declare during lunch
Emma Freedman in sandals
>>152571658nobody asked for your opinion sebesity
family sized puff pastry pie in the oven for lunch ladsbacon, spaghetti, grated cheese
>>152571604Duckett is some kind of anti-opener. He’s exposed every time he faces a proper attack
The media bloodbath in this country after we inevitably lose this Ashes series 5-0, will be unlike anything we've ever seen before. We've lost in Australia many times in the past, but never like this. It's almost surreal how bad we are.
>a proper attack
>>152571722bacon and spaghetti pie?
>>152571748You can put basically anything in a pie and its usually good.
>>152571736just beaten by a better teamdon't overreact
Inglis and Green out for Smith and Webster
>>152571736>Media bloodbathThink nobody cares m8. It's just expected that England get smashed by the Aussies.
>>152571736It's your own fault, like at any world cup you talk yourselves up so much leading only for inevitable failure. Why do you guys keep doing it?
>>152571757it wouldnt be so bad if they hadnt spent an eon prior to this series yapping about how they were going to whitewash us
>>152571728>proper attackwhy would you say this utter freak
>>152571691bit in this imagesame with being neetcan spend all that free time learning about and being an expert on a topic but normies will disregard because you don't spend your days wage slaving
>>152571736Only in the cricket realm
>>152571756Fair enough. We had creamy mushroom and chicken pie, plenty of garlic
>>152571736Aus are better but only slightlya fair score would have been 3-2 or 2-2 but looks hard to avoid another 5-0. grire stuff
>>152571748yeah mate, you know bacon and beans? you can replace a can of baked beans with a can of spaghetti pretty easily
>>152571736While I feel bad for you guys who got gaslit by McCullum and Stokes for years leading up to this series, salting the earth with this team would be the worst thing you could do.England will win at home in the next Ashes, and probably in Australia the series after that once >our GOATs retire.
>>152571805Bazball only works against other meme teams
>>152571805>only slightlykekstill can't say no to the cordial, can we?
>>152571811>you can replace a can of baked beans with a can of spaghetti pretty easilyThey taste totally different. Everyone I know who likes beans doesn't like spaghetti, and other way around too
>>152571782>things that never happened
>>152571786it is what it is. Batspersons defend their wicket and bowlermen attack, that’s cricket the whole point of it is wickets and that’s why when the score is given the wickets should be stated before the runs
>>152571800don't really asking niall
>>152571782this desu, the arrogance around this english team is why the comprehensiveness of the losses has been so absolutely humiliating for the poms. not even the indians had this degree of entitlement and expectation when coming here
Open the back door for 10 seconds and a big blowfly flys in FUCK
>>152571811canned spaghetti is minging, too sweet and the pasta is mushy
how fucking tiny is Emma?she looks nearly a foot shorter than Ponting
>>152571736England were worse the last time they were here 4 years ago
>>152571525Hair of the dog mate
>summer
another 4 years of>anyone know who holds the ashesthis is the worst part
>>152571800Same with frying a sandwich in a frypan.Tinned apple, bakes beans, left over curry...
>>152571844You got a problem with pies now?
In Australia baked beans are a childrens food, englands obsession with them are quite weird
I have been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man
>>152571805LMAO this nigga actually thinks this. australia are playing poorly and overly reliant on individual brilliance, we are shit and would likely lose to South Africa or India playing like this. england is just so shit they're on another level, men against boys out there, england is ireland tier rn
>He looks like one of themPretty problematic statement Kerry
>>152571899They have a couple of catchy intros, but over all they're not very good.
>>152571890 leftover bolognaise or chilli in cheese toasties, put a good spoonful between the cheese it’s nice
>>152571604Stokes should bat 3rd. By the time he comes in to steady the ship it's already game over.
>>152571888don't worry mate micksperg's bitten the dust rest his soul
>Are ya winnin' champion
>>152571736Who are you kidding lol. 90% of this country (excluding South Asians) doesn't give a shit about cricket, and even less care about test cricket. I wish it wasn't the case, but that's the sad reality.
bolognese
*buzzes in through your open door*
>defrosting a slab of nonnas style lasagne mum sent me home withDinner looking good lads
>>152571946>people care more about non-test cricket than test cricketAbsolutely grim. We only care about cricket for like 6 weeks a year but at least the only cricket we care about is test cricket
>>152571946Why don't British Indians and Pakistanis produce many cricketers for England?
>>152571946dry your eyes m8
>>152571961Keep some carnivorous plants in the house
>>152571776you know all the IT'S COMING HOME stuff is ironic, right?
>>152571925>leftover bolognaise100% Never done it with chilli though.Lasagna and leftover shepherds pie as well.
>>152571988go home nigel, we're full
>>152571969there's been quite a fewit's a tarq sport though so I guess that's why they're underrepresented. the tarq jeets who go to boarding schools are very nerdy types who probably hate all sports
>>152571968bbl's well supported this simply is not true. it's mostly watched supplementary to test though not to its exclusion
England will come within 30 runs of Australia. Enough to have won if Snicko didn't malfunction. I can smell it in the air.
Dead sport
>That was the third longest English opening partnership of the series. Fucking hell
noooo ffsMJ in a pic with Epstein
>>152572014bbl is reliant on overflow from the tests and cricket being in the zeitgeist due to tests
>>152572024>England will come within 30 runs of AustraliaAre you sure it isn't the petrol you're sniffing that you can smell?
>>152572040what a bowler tho
>>152571969There’s some but it’s more a sort of cultural class thing, most of the Indians/Pakis in Britain are shopkeepers and professionals and they don’t emphasise sports (sports are a martial pursuit) as they see sport as a distraction and unnecessary waste of time
>>152571969I'd say we've had a fair few over the years. The real question is why there's never been a single top-level Asian football player, despite outnumbering blacks in this country.
>>152572035>real statnot a serious cricketing team
>>152571998Chilli cheese toasties are epic
>>152572040jordan or jackson?
>>152571756Oh rly?
>>152571988I'm trying to think Aussie equivalents other than the occasion times the swim team fucks it after being talked up and the media throw a hissie.
>>152572077Soccer isn’t cultural for them and they aren’t generally the working class proles or fotb migrants that play soccer. It’s not that complicated
what was the point of muh pozzie beach retreat if they're going to come back and play like shite then?
>>152571736Maybe stop fluffing yourselves up everytime
jazzy
>>152571924I agree
>>152572215Anon they are only crying and moaning ironically, they really don't mean it
the best song joy division ever released was the eternal
>>152572077Anti-Gurkha discrimination
life simply isn't worth it it you have to toilvery cruel conceiving children if there is even the slightest chance they will have to work just dominates your whole life
We're losing on purpose to boost the morale of the Australian people after recent events.
>>152572147Arent they literally hyping up a swimming comp here right now and styling it up as Aus vs the world or some shit?
>>152572321Were you losing on purpose the last two tests as well?
>>152571736We simply have no idea how to bat in test cricket any more. It's a lost art, sacrificed on the altar of Bazball.
>>152572411They had to practice first
>>152572427Bowling hasn't been any better
>>152572427Bazbaal
is it still the case that if Stokes loses before the end of the day, they'll take the record from Nasser Hussein for the fastest series defeat in Australia?
>>152572129>Fishy pieGreat with cream desu.
when I was dead for 12 billion years before I never had to go to work and it was fine. everything was chill
>>152572129"Yes"
>>152572490Do you still have the pirate accent?
>>152572278Reckon they all hated the misersble cunt Ian that's why they didn't get him any help while writing love will tear us apart. Bet they already had how does it feeeel written out and ready to go
>when I was dead for 12 billion years beforevery atheistic phrasing and viewpointthen he larps as le spiritual / religious man to fit in on /cric/
I need to read more, I've forgotten how to speak like a real human being.
read this fatty:YFO
Have any of you ever met a famous Australian? I once saw Harry Kewell at Paddington train station as a kid. I said, "Oh my God, it's Harry Kewell!" to my mum, and he smiled at both of us and gave me a thumbs up. True story.
Fuck up Britzoloid
I WILL BAKE NO ONE ELSE BAKE.
>>152572561 I have met chef Iain Hewitson onceNice bloke
>>152571736>>152571757England would've easily won the first test if they didn't go full retard.Brisbane was being retarded with refusing to bowl at night for the cheap wickets.
>>152572561i kissed the girl from 13 reasons why at randwick racecourse once
>>152572524Different times, people didn’t talk about mental health and rarely sought treatment and back then they still had the worst kind of asylums/sanitariums with the shock treatment and lobotomies and that shit
a terminal cancer diagnosis is nothing to fear cancer is based when you think about itdead is the natural state. simply very unfortunate of you are alive
>>152572595How old were yOU?
>>152572561That’s pretty kewell
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>>152572524he was really doing it to himself by the end and apparently his epilepsy couldn't be treated (on account of what he was doing to himself [ie drugs and alcohol])that's how i understand it at least but i'm not really a joy division fan anyway
>>152572517My mumza was Scottish so it probably overshadows it.
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>>152572561i've met a few south australian local quasi celebrities
*simply very unfortunate if you are alive
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>>15257261924-25 smth like that
>>152572646>>152572672Tard
