KO 12:30PM UKNewcastle: Ramsdale, Miley, Schar, Thiaw, Hall, Tonali, Guimaraes (c), Ramsey, Gordon, J. Murphy, Woltemade.>Subs: Ruddy, Joelinton, Wissa, Barnes, Elanga, Willock, A. Murphy, Shahar, Neave.Chelsea: Sanchez, Gusto, Chalobah, Fofana, Cucurella, James (c), Caicedo, Neto, Palmer, Garnacho, Pedro.>Subs: Jorgensen, Acheampong, Badiashile, Adarabioyo, Hato, Santos, Buonanotte, Fernandez, Guiu.
>>152581075Who's number 1 in the table? Of these?
>>152581079Chelsea 4th Newcastle 12th
team is just bruno fc at this point
>shrimp dick nick at homewill they forgive him?
WOLTEMADE REDEMPTION ARC
1-3 chelsea wins
>>152581175He already played at home on Wednesday.
>>152581175It was beautiful header
>>152581175>>152581179Woltebitch lost
>>152581209lmao
>>152581188if a tree heads a ball into its own net in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, did it even happen?
>going to be putting together a custom Ikea TV unit whilst watchingThere's 6-7 boxes, wish me luck.
Hopefully Newcastle put some effort in today (they were pathetic against Sunderland)
between arsewog, this mackem (probably just arsewog) and the german hatewatcher its like this thread has all the saddest freaks on /sp/ in one place
>>15258110312th? Good. I don't like this club. It's a shame this joke got a champions league spot last year.
Everywhere seems to think Maresca to Man City which is funny.
will never be as funny as arteta to arsenal :) 6th year running, he must be the answer champ
>>152581359>>152581356Wifebeating scouser opinions
cute proxy lad
>>152581350>It's a shame this joke got a champions league spot last year.Villa shat themselves harder than Newcastle did.
for me it's cole palmer
We're not allowed to talk about how Newcastle lost to Sunderland and didn't even put up a fightIt sets Geordie Bastard into a seething rage
you will never ever ever win anything under that pathetic cone placer and that brings a massive smile to my face :)
>>152581372meds
>>152581393>Geordie Bastard exists
>>152581402count your lucky stars you never confronted GB in a dark thread
Is it true that Arsenal failed to score a single goal against Wolves? The worst team in Premier League history? Is this after spending *checks notes* 1 billion pounds on players?
thinking about how the rentboys bullied Maresca for not wearing the official club jacket and blamed Chelsea's dismal results on this fact (yes this actually happened)
Why are hamstring injuries nearly fatal nowadays? It used to be a few weeks max.
Hoping for loads of injuries both sidesApart from Palmer and Gordon who are both dreadful so they can remain injury free
>>152581440Players don't train properly
>>152581429Afraid so.Don't look up the top scorers this season btw lad, have scroll 4 or 5 windows down to find an Arsenal player.
talk about the teams playing in this match and i'll bring up arsenalso just leave it
>>152581436warra trophy for assna
It's a Chelsea win
>arsenalthere's levels to this
The fucking state of this board now.
>>152581478that's exactly what an arsenal fan would say
>>152581473quite (this will be eze in 5 months time)
>>152581478its pretty grim brit bro
i still think arsewog and the format autist are the same personit would make so much sense
>geordies walking out to a scouse songwhy are Anglos so bereft of creativity?
Chicken burger and a pint of Asahi at Arsenal £18.60
>>152581498price of a trophy?
>>152581498looks decent tbf
A Newcastle win would be ideal for the table
>>152581497never understood the fascination with that song either
>>152581504 better had at that price
looking forward to at least one of these cunt teams dropping points
bonjour
how many for Cold Palmer?
>>152581528good morning french bro
rolling for Woltebitch own goal
>>152581518plenty worse too, the prices of food now is mental really may chuck 15 quid away for a simple maccies
Gusto playing with himself
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>chelpoo
german bros we are so back
Tor in sinsheim
>>152581535>no survivors
>gusto pretending to be injured to cancel the goalkwab
>sees the goal go in>immediately tries to milk a foul to make it not count
Chalobah you fucking NIGGER
>>152581536cheers for the jinx you seething little bitch
Well done Newcastle for putting some effort in. You did not do this against Sunderland
Garnacho is so good at everything other than finishingHis shots are so fucking terrible
GUSTO AGAIN kek
Lol
>Former Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley is one of two bidders close to buying Sheffield Wednesday, with captain Barry Bannan saying the squad needs the "boost" of a takeover.Perfect owner for them
Gusto better be genuinely injured to lay down like that
good fucking refereeing man, cop that you ratty dog
Shot and save
Is Woltemade elite?
shambolic chelsea
>performative keepers
if you ever watch chelsea play you could never suspect them of being premier league contenders
Chelsea are an utter disgrace.
>>152581587it was a fucking tap in + it shouldn't have counted because Gordon fouled Gusto
Gusto acts again in the span of two minutes
>>152581587he's good
>>152581587No, but he is good.
>>152581599if anything gusto fouled gordon
Gusto spending more time sleeping than tume elapsed in the match so far
good morning sunderchads
>>152581209delicious
>lay down in the box>for 30 seconds>big chance missed right besdie you>get up and play on once it goes out of playdroppable offence
>>152581587He lacks speed
gordon carries about like he's 10x the player he actually is
>>152581587held back by eddie howe unfortunately
sanchez very lucky
Keepers are allowed to dive like that? Is that a loophole?
>>152581663clear foul desu
>>152581648i only noticed him twice on sunday and he lost the ball both times lol
>shooting at an empty net after the whistle if this was hockey that twink faggot would've been beaten
>>152581673it was yeah
Different team than vs Sunderland
>>152581676another 6 months of Arsenal wailing about Rice and Trossard guaranteed now
just don't understand what the fans see in wissa, such an average playerand howe has spent so much money on some proper shit wingers
>>152581687More like years, they still talk about the Van Persie red for the same thing in the champions league. That was a joke though honestly
>>152581686Because Newcastle can't play away.
Palmer doesn't look good when he isn't good
>>152581209APOLOGISE
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>chelshit
What a finish
saudi bros we did it :D
Niggershit
BIG DICK NICK
>>152581587.
covered I think
feet putting him onside
going to get varred i reckon
I thlught offside was automated why are they drawing lines again
Heel plays him on from that angle
WALTER VAR'D
tv aus
>>152581730theyll try their best
what are they checking?
Another billion on blacks will help Chelsea out.
telling you this lad would be a ballon d'or candidate under a real manager and not an engmong
>>152581599>The Wolte hating GermanCope he is ELITE and will be starting for Germany for the next decade
looks clearly on now, the foot is in line with the hand
>>152581739offside
he is fucking clearly onside get on with it
he's onside, rigged if he isn't
for me, you look at that and say its levelno lines needed
Is Maresca wearing the wrong jacket???
You can hear them crying in Munich
>>152581745
what are they doing zooming in on a screenshot? dont they have automated checks now with 3d cameras
arsenal would be 10 points ahead if they got this lanky bloke instead of gyokeres
they should play us some ads while we wait
>>152581756>getting the name of a player of your most hated rivals on your club's shirt
never seen someone so offside in my life
>>152581763>adskys
Woltehitler!!!
>>152581758we only see the camera angle, not the tech that draws the lines until they confirm it
ChadtemadeGOATemadeKingtemadeBosstemadeBulltemadeGodtemade
>>152581763then the referees wouldn't take so much time as the attention wouldn't be on them
i too have a semi automated
>>152581758it broke
>>152581749This is what pisses me off with VAR one look at the image and you can see he's on but they spend ages looking at it.
Semi-automatic offside technology would have solved this in 2 seconds
Miley is a very good player. No fancy shit
>>152581786just like old people on a computer desu. zoomers should be in charge of the VAR room
woltemade could score 9 at this rate
Salah has apologised to the lads for being shit.
>>152581756
>gestapo
that's a red
eddie howe even after all he's done still doesn't get the respect he deserves because his name isn't eduardo howecini>Saved them from what looked to be inevitable relegation with meme players>Regular champtions league football>Won Newcastle their first cup for decadesThe amount of disrespect he got start of last season from his own fans because of a few games bad run..... then won them a cup and took them to the champions league again. Same after Sunderland.Due to ffp trying to lock in the big 6 monopoly, even the saudi money isn't that free flowing and still he does wonders with a pretty mundane squadsick of it
He could have had a yellow already
ffs man utd should have signed Woltemade. My club instead bought sesko for fucking more. My club is run by a bunch of retards.
>>152581812Was a coward against Sunderland you frog cunt
will chelsea fans be back to calling him teemu pep after they started thinking he was amazing because city are (apparently) in for him
My God, has Anthony Gordon turned up for a match for once?
amazing how one game Chelsea looks like the far and away best team in the world, and the next a team that can barely hold onto a top 4 spot in the prem
This is why we don't talk about them.
>>152581830he channeled Phil "La Magistrale" Foden and scored off big nicks foot
why the BMW logo? some cockney slang?
>>152581440Trainers put players on much harder training sessions without the proper diet or resting periods to do so.
>that is a handball in Fifa 26
>>152581876Big Mick Woltemade
>>152581876be my wife (its a proposal)
remember chelsea were just in the title race
>>152581876Bums Men WoltemadeI think they're trying to use German grammar to make it clearer to him
I watched my first Newcastle match in 1999
palmer looks rough today
>>152581876Its probably edited to be BNW
>>152581881>Fifa 26I assume you're referring to EA sports' latest offering of EA FC26™ The Club is Yours?
>>152581919>The Club is Yoursmy god sports games have all gone to shit
*punches the ball into the net*
can't even swat a ball into the net anymore
should have been the hatty
LOVE it when a team plays on with a player down
what a shit game
Gordon and big nick looking lethal
How come all the Newcastle supporters on /sp/ are UK flags but all the Chelsea are non-UK flags?
Chelsea defence is shocking today
lmfao woltemade cuckedsack whatever shitter it was that took that header
>>152581971dont pry into this matter any further
>>152581971chelsea is a national brand here in the states
>>152581971chelsea have a much larger fanbase
>>152581971Yanks love Cockney teams
>>152581976>todayWhen isn't it?
chad whobucks kek
no webbums??
>>152582049The Russians got him
>>152582049The lad who usually does them died in Bakhmut 2 weeks ago.
Missed the first half 'cause I was asleep
>>152582066>>152582072its owari da (da means yes)
THE SO CALLED TITLE CONTENDERS
>>152582076you mean you missed your anime avatar posting for 45 minutes
Sandcastle treating this game like a cup final. Unsustainable. Congrats though lads.
So why can't Newcastle play like this away from SJP
>Half time interviewsReally?
Warning:Most dangerous lead is active This is not a drill
>>152582127Seething
>Newcastle had more shots in the first seven minutes of this game than they did in the entirety of last week's derby with Sunderland.Clown mentality from Mr. Meme
fartcastle
UH OH
wow
I KNEEL
great goal man
why didnt he just save it?
sickening to hear the newcastle fans cheer cucurella getting hit in the face by the ball. knot in your stomach
KEK
defenders can literally get away with murder in the premier league as long as it's in the penalty box these days
literally never seen that given as a penalty against >my team
Shoulder barge
>>152582049ask and ye shall receive >>152582217
Era
I hate that it was even reviewed by var. It's a clear shoulder-to-shoulder tackle
era penalstupid fucking nigger was lucky to get bailed
>>152582127they always do
more like softcastle
this might be the first early kickoff that is NOT a slurper
how dare they give our mascara a yellow card
that's palmer out for the year
Schar is Dean Gaffney
>>152582317>that's palmer out for the yearAdvantage: ChelseaHe is dreadful
cole palmer's silky sissy touches and dribbling just isnt effective against newcastle's thugs
>>152582335>thugscry bullies is more accurate
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
AHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>shitcastle
the most dangerous lead
good game, this
>poocastle
damn newcastle sucks
Really didn't think Pedro would finish that
>rigsea fc
the so called champions league side.....sand castle
>>152582371Aaron Ramsdale, remember
Embarrassing
Who replaces Eddie Meme?
and it's not over yet folks
garnacho is atrocioushardly an improvement from sancho. imagine buying players from utd
Dude you are not scoring from there wtf are you doing
>>152582398He's a little radge though, fits this chelsea team well
long throws are back, corners are back, and now route one is back too
Wonder if the Geordie frogposting cunt will see why Howe is treated as a fucking coward He spends literally all day indoors so he may as well start thinking about it
>>152582409sunderland woulda beat liverpool last minute on a play like this if isidor had finished
>cher
That was shit lol
lmao nice dive mate
>>152582409lankletbros...
something the newcastle players understand that the ref doesn't is that he's in danger of being dismembered
Should be booked for diving there
Give it a rest Ally it wasn't a fucking penalty
>>152582453Is he? Geordies were quiet and cowardly after the Sunderland humbling
terrible touch
>>152582479thats what your dad said after molesting you
Garnacho is so SHIT
Cucurella is like a little tarantula trying to crawl onto your back
schar? more like shit
just got back from shops (2-0 newcastle when i left at half time) got chicken rice and veggies what happened, they fucked it up?
>>152582548Holding on to leads is for benders
Schar should never shoot again
K\waB
if garnacho keeps shooting eventually he'll have enough xg to trade in for a goal
>>152582557after that miss he'll be schar'd for life
Good game this
Enzio keeps passing to Gaynarcho and he keeps losing the ballSomeone needs to end Argentina
head up next time, yeah?
>Enzio keeps passing to Gaynarcho and he keeps losing the ball Fernandez
lol it was 3v2
Sandcastle are so small for how they make away fans sit there Small club for dole scum bastarda
>garnacho 90+8'
>pacey ngubu with ZERO decision making skillssick of this
wrong decision there from erlanga
>>152582612Very good post. Can't wait for Sunderland to do them at their shit hole ground.
Hilarious Newcastle paid £50m for that retard
just realised elanga and madueke are different people
everyone wins with this result
business idea: a shot on target
>>152582616He's like a dog; can't look up
andry santos blowsstraight downgrade from dewsbury hall
>>152582648Who said dogs can't look up?
>>152582648what did he mean by this?
BELANTY
>>152582664Big Al
>>152582648you mean cow?
>>152582677Cows can look up, but they can't walk down
Camera just cut to Howe who was beaming from ear to ear. He's over the moon with this result!
>ref staring at linesman cos he doesn't have the bottle to make the decision himself
>3 eras this gamekek Chelsea are shit
newcastle won the first half and chelsea won the second half, both sides can be happy
get this shit over with so i can watch darts
the real issue is no one to look up to anymore
>Reece James laughing after the match at the ref
>>152581520good result
The exact same type of foul Chelsea got for first goal
>>152582707He knows Chelsea got away with their usual thuggery yet again
wow newcastle are in the bottom half of the table
>>152582633esp sunderland
toon robbed of a pen and a red card at the end
what are they booing about
>>152582723pen was arguable no way was it a red
>>152582724Threw away a lead for the 20th time this season so they're booing in tribute to Jota
CHELSHIT
>>152582730>no way was it a redits last man, obvious red
>>152582742yeah he was last man but there wasn't a foul
>>152582744>there wasn't a foulyeah thats probably why James was laughing his ass off with Palmer immediately after full time retard
>>152582730foul anywhere else on the pitch and DOGSO100% red
>>152582746yeah i'm sure thats why they were laughing
Great match. Kudos to both teams
>>152582753yes it was, even had a big smile on when asked in the interview about it
>>152582777did he yeah
>>152582746I know you're heated and speaking with a ton of passion right now, but we have rules in these threads so consider this a friendly warning
>>152582780he did yeah
>>152582723never a pen not in the box you blind irish retard no more force in the challenge than when he put his arm in front. lay off the whiskey
My boy big dick nick cant win with these cats, should have waited and picked a better team
>>152582332I saw Dean Gaffney doing coke in the toilets of a Newcastle bar once.
