stankly no hoc >>152589709
First for the Vancouver Canucks
my habs
>>152595334>rags
>>152595334Dis gonna be a good thread.
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>mfw when my hurricanes choke in the state of Florida
>>152595334
>>152595396danault to replace old men gally?
>>152595414eat rock candy
>>152595435Veleno
god dammit. took a shit earlier while wearing a jersey, fight strap has been inside my underwear for atleast an hour
>a scorefull draw and Bean Town
>>152595463you w0t m8?
>>152595463I can hear some cheeseburgers knawmsayin but I can’t hear a heart knawmsayin Fuck off randy
>>152595463does it look like this now?
>>152595480An exciting game 34 of the 2011 Stanley Cup finals between these two fierce rivals!
>the city of Sunrise, FL
>>152595473my rat <3
>>152595480
scar Habs
svech can't put the biscuit in the basket
PING
>Pissburgh
poor veleno hes the stick bitch now
ANDERSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
my penguins :(
ivar stenberg is...a penguin.
>the city of Bridgeport, Connecticut
feel bad for Skinner. his new team is shit
MY BROONS! :)))
I thought Minton was a laff?
i feel bad for skinner tbqh
holy guacaMOLE I was really hoping my nucks would win this one
>>152595661You also thought the Leafs traded a 2nd round pick for Laughton.
>>152595659This gif goes along perfectly with Kernkraft 400.
>>152595569the bruins are in the gifting season. there's no reason this game should be so close
>>152595674How the heck did that bear jump so high
based castle lips
>the city of Worcester, Massachusetts
>>152595695He’s been practicing
It’s brindamover
>>152595695cocaine and Air Jordans filled with even more cocaine
>>152595688Injured again BTW
remember when svech turned it over in that same spot last night with an empty net haha
Yeah brother I remember being in the front office and telling the lightening to hire Jon Cooper -HH
here lies jarvis. he never scored
>>152595735[chuckling]
>>152595656>>152595603his dad might be at the game too
SKIIIIIINEEEEEEEEER
>>152595396They lost 4-1 to the Flyers
>>152595766good post
>more dangerous draw in Boston Gardens
>>152595833Same here chud
>>152595815Should have been 8-1
>don’t count THESE Canucks out!
my broons :(((
sad, he punched it in so no GOAL fack
Another top tier defense play from our captain
lol no gole
>>152595857Raped retard
>scorefull draw in Smashville>more dangerous in Tampa Bay
Gary gave us a good script tonight.
CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Colin Campbell going at it again for his Bruins.
dear Judd and Brick, it was Toronto that phoned that in
>>152595920more like colon campbell
>your shitties
might steal a gimmick MAYBE the worlde
>>152595704Beautiful Worcester
>>152595999don't reply to him you fucking idiot
Gary wants my wings back in the playoffs
>>152595999maybe, but it's no Woonsocket
>>152595999never been to Massachusetts, but I've heard someone once describe the Holy Cross campus as "breathtaking."
My broons need to get their shit together during the final period
big changes coming to the draft
>>152596046Only cuz its surrounded by sludge .
remember when they used to pretend barry trotz knew what he was doing
>>152596125does anyone know what they're doing?
>>152596125No
>>152595999It’s really improving. It was a total shithole when my sister want to Clark
>>152596199trying to set a senior citizen on fire, as is holiday tradition nearly succeeded
Penguins really stink at drafting players I went back like 10 years and didn’t recognize a single name
>>152596199Sacrifice to Moloch as is Florida tradition
>>152596294I hope they lose this one too
>>152596274Moloch isn't the name of a god; it's the Hebrew word for "sacrifice">just in case you needed some more trivia knowledge for quiz night
tampa's sponsor is the ymca lol
>>152596338that's heavily debated
>>152596205True dat . Woo sox and railiers and gentrifying yuppies. It not bad now
>>152596346it's fun to stay at the ymca
>>152596294Lightning > Cat
>>152596378not by people who translate languages; It's a ridiculous religious argument that ignores historical fact and etymology
>>152596338Moloch was a canaanite deity
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
svech put the biscuit in the basket
damn hell
norf
>fourfull draw
tee hee...My Sabs!
>>152596199>his team doesn't have rituals
SCAAAR
>>152596449They let gnomes out of the woods?!?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NIGGERS DOING ON DEFENSE HOLY FUCK
>>152596414Sure thing, stupid
are there any other nhl players that have had their careers ended by porn and vidya?
OLE OLE OLE OLEEEEEEE
Habs are hemorrhaging defensive lapses but the geriatric >pongs are too shit to convert.
poor Canes
the win is in!
I have turned off the streamI have no idea what the fuck these retards are doing, but they deserve to miss the playoffs
Gary already trying to take away Fowler's shutout
>fug
>>152596346YOUNGMAN
jarry for skinner has been mutually shit for both teams and it's hilarious
Everyone thinks the Canucks are playing hard because of the Quinn Hughes trade, but really the team is temporarily free from the cancer of EP40.
>>152596632Mario Lemieux phoned Gary.
JLMI
>>152596346at least they can sauna
If /krak/ loses in regulation tonight, their odds of getting the #1 overall pick will exceed their chances of making the playoffs, per Moneypuck.
>l3ffs
>l3afs
Aatu Räty Is back in lineup we won
poor Leafs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152596710
>>152596678They have to try and move him after Christmas, right?
>>152596710good luck krakhead!
So do you guys just watch leafs games and laugh when they scored on? That’s kinda sad desu I feel sorry for you.
Fowler's a god
lankinen should start in milan
>>152596765You have to have a really high IQ to be a leafs . you wouldnt get it
The more I look at the Pens the more I'm convincd they'll be part of the McKenna sweepstakes, and Gary being Gary will make sure they land him.
>>152596765Thank you for your service
yeah berube is getting fired
>>152596765Nonsense, i only watch their game 7 playoff games. I always what's going to eventually happen.
>>152596765i just randomly post >laffs and >rags sometimes and they are both so bad it just happens to work out lmao
>>152596765I'm watching my Habs and the scoreboard on ESPN.com. Lot of action tonight.
my broons :((((
Gunshot reported in the Dangle residence - Reuters
>laffs>hurricuntssad
kek swayman sucks. good job debrusk
>>152595704>>152595970>>152596046>>152596595>>152596693Raped, gaped, and fucking retarded faggot
>>152596788Either the Pens get McKenna or they get Landon Dupont the following draft.
My penguins ):
>>152596788checked crosby's final task will be mentoring the young man
>>152596675soilers had let 30 shots on net by the middle of the 3rd period it wouldn't matter if they traded for vasi or another ahl goalie the team shits themselves every other night
>>152596836As a Habs fan, should I call 911?
I wonder how much all these Grinch cosplayers at the arenas spend on their costumes
>>152596842debrusk continues his revenge on the pooins
>>152596887After the game
>>152596842He really had one good playoff run and then was exposed as a tandem baby
>>152596909everyone plays better after laeving the bruins (except for frederic)
>Linus Karlsson>2 goals>1 assist>09:37 ice-timeWhy is Adam Foote such a fucking retard? Just like Rick Tocchet before him. There's something rotten in the Hongcouver organization.
>fourfull draw in Saginaw
Another Dubas team going to shit. Imagine my shock.
VELENO ELITE
>>152596940what about ullmark? marchand has been on a tear though
>>152597029V E L E N OELENO
>>152597019raped bitch
>habs in charge of hitting an empty net
Islanders lost to the sabres
'eads
>Le4fs
>l4ffs
ANDERSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
leafs belong on the ground. It's simple ecology
>>152597074just padding the stats of young fowler
>>1525970744th attempt before it lands. At least it's a but.
The Stars are going to feast on those Leafs
Too little too late >>152597120Sad but true
>>152597120the bottom of the Atlantic
>>152597093
>>152597120JEN
surely the preds can hold a two goal lead for one minute against a team that hates both its own coach and itself
if mckenna keeps this crap up i don't even think he's going top 3
>LAFFS>LAFFS>LAFFS
>>152596710they are no match for the sharks' tanking squad
MY BROONS BOUNCE BACK :))))
>leaf5
>fourfull draw in Boston THANK YOUGARY!!!!> everyone... Thank Gary
If that goal counts so should Marcus Petterssons.
have my shiticanes lost yet
FOWLER SHUTOUT
Fowler got a shutout!
Dallas will rape these clowns tomorrow
Dongle would probably kms himself if he didn't have a family tonight
>Sens win>Habs win>laffs loseWhen do we kick this disgrace of a team out of the Eastern Canada trio?
>>152597223So many goals tonight around the league, it's a feast.
>>152597244He's so goated...Habbies are gonna go far
lmaoooo this leafs team is sooo fucking dirt ass bad
so easy, so fun
>>152597265so many Gary Points.. he's so generous -_-
>McKenna scoring on his own net on his eighteenth birthdaybeast mode
>>152596414moloch means king the los angeles molochs
Will Dangle shout and scream? He was pretty reserved and melancholic the last vid
>>152597297I am really sick of garypoints
Brad treliving ruins another Canadian team. Why did the leafs hire this guy again?
>mfw Treliving gives me a call on Monday
>>152597316>the San Francisco Metatrons
>>152597257We don’t want them here in the west. I’ve been to Toronto and culturally it’s an American city.
>>152597331Yeah, but Gary doesn't seem to want to come to the table for new overtime rules, so... yeah >it's a bitch
My penguins got shut out again
best introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfhOISCZQmk
Point secured!
>>152597341I feel bad for Berube, he seems like a great coach, and I hear nothing but good about his coaching style
Gary time in Boston
>>152597416my broons haven't lost in OT so far this season
The more I watch Parekh the more I worry he's gonna bust. I'm not even sure if he knows he's a defenseman or what that's supposed to mean. In my mind he's so good he doesn't need to play his position and those guys rarely make it.
>laffs are about to fire another coach instead of addressing the fact that their star captain has been invisible all season long
I hope Foote gives Linus Karlsson a chance for the hatty.
>>152597391They are 8 loss-streak now.
>>152597434>In my mind he's so good he doesn't need to play his position and those guys rarely make it.in his mind*
odour time
>>152597434Yeah hes a bust compare him to zeev buium, Sam Dickinson and that guy Ottawa took and hes the worst out of all of them.
>>152597435And their most reliable shooter has also decided to tank because he doesn't get along with the coach
>>152597434people are going to forget how good and fun to watch erik karlsson was because he aged badly and played in "ottawa"
>>152597455remember when it looked like crosby was going to make playoffs one final time?
zeev bum
>>152597469He still might have the highest ceiling out of them though. When he's on the ice he looks extremely dangerous for both teams.
>>152597490has a zionist family
>>152597435That's the real issue, people keep crying about the coach, but the players are total ass, or just don't give a shit about hockeyAnd by players, I mean Matthews and Nylander.Players should never run the team, exceptions being people like McJESUS
>>152597510mcdavid has run the oilers like shit. he shouldn't even be trusted with a u12 team
>>152597532The team has gotten to two str8 SCF, RETARD!
>And here we have Morgan Geekie with linemates Mark Dorky and Jack Nerdy
>laffs
No one quiet quits like my Rangers besides possibly Blackhawks-era Seth Jones
>>152597554>laffs
myers is -3 when no one else is -2
>>152597554would YOU take auston matthews in a trade?
>>152597554>OUR habs
>>152597588no
>>152597554wth happened do tampon?
That was a fun OT!
Time for a shootout
>>152597588(you) get patrick lainewe get the americanwe sell the american to some burger team for some young canadian talent
>>152597588nah because he costs too much and would probably demand the captaincy
>>152597554Four game win streak away from 1st in the division.
>>152597628they've been on a nasty losing streak
Pasta :(
holy jesus pasta
posts made 2 saves so far for the nucks
PASTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy fuck the ahl and echl players are gonna go on strike
holy shit these guys suck at shootouts
sportsnet shootout graphic hurting itself in its confusion
>>152597749If only Pasta had scored
>>152597588His value is going down rapidly. Poor Treliving.
There is no rule in the NHL rulebook that states that a dog cannot take a shootout attempt.
This fcuking nuckies game, LOLGG NUCKS :D
GG Vancouver
Shit
>>152597094Raped
4 straight wins for OUR Vancouver Canucks without Quitt Hughes!
STILL don't know who won the trade between nucks and wild yet, both teams are undefeated!!!!!!
>>152597847mmmm cuties
>>152597847Right wife
it's safe to say that quinn hughes and his mopey body language was an absolute anchor for the canucks
>>152597930depression has left the nucks locker room
>Tyler Myers, come get the Cup!
>>152597957and I think they've won all 4 games without pettersson, too
>>152597930traded one heeb for another, we'll see how that works out
my ducks WILL win tonight
>>152598038zeev seems way more upbeat and energetic at least
'eads again
QUACK QUACK MOFUCKAS
>>152598068His smile and optimism is still here. Let's see after 3-4 seasons with Vancouver.
>>152598068was quinn hughes always a little bitch or was he cool when he showed up?
DUCKS ARE SO BACK
/krak/my body is ready
EXCITEMENT!!!
>>152597930>still seething about Hughes and the Wildkek
>>152598108Zeev has never experienced losing in Vancouver.
>>152598138During that 3v3 overtime was the first time I genuinely missed Hughes since the trade. His crazy puck possession becomes really noticeable in OT.
>>152598179Cool. Anyways.
Quack quack baby last night was clearly a fluke
>>152598138not really, the wild got fleeced and hughes is just going to bounce to new jersey once his contract is up
>>152598123/KRAK/
>>152597362Culturally it’s an Indian city. Relocate the Maple Leafs to Calcutta.
go shorks go
>>152598123>>152598240Your team is getting destroyed by this Krak whore
>And here's Mikael Backlund with teammates Daniel Frontlund and Peter Sidelund
>>152598124This game is already exciting! :)
flamsies :)
>>152598234>the wild got fleecedkek, what ever helps you cope faggot. Rossi wanted out and Billy was trying to trade him for 2 years, Ohgren is a 4LW/Presser on the Wild and buium was a LD3 that wasn't going to crack the top 4 in the next 2 years. Also that 1st rounder will be in the 30s, if not the late 20s.>hughes is gonna leaveBilly G will trade him for a different haul if he doesn't indicate he wants to sign next summer. Congrats on not knowing your own fucking country's sport. Fucking retard.
>>152598281Don't talk like that about hockey mommy
didn't askarov
>>152598294it's spicy
>>152598234>going to bounce to new jersey once his contract is upI really don't think so. If he really wants to be a winner, New Jersey is similarly shit just like Vancouver was while he was there.
>>152598313you seem upset
>>152598294Special teams are still utter ass tho.Also what the FUCK are these captchas? Why is 4chan(nel) trying to make posting more difficult?
>>152598349Only retards are struggling with the new captchas
>>152598341>durrr u madkwacanacuck. glad you feel btfo faggot. because you just were.
>>152598341he lives in pissconsin ofc he's upset
>>152598349>difficultHow was the wordle today, lad?>it's a simple quiz, Mr President
yan can score
>>152598383>t. still upsetkwab
>>152598414>he lives in pissconsini do? when was this manufactured? dumb shit.
>>152598431right, illinois, just as bad
Where do you think YOU will be when they raise Jonathan Huberdeau's jersey to the rafters of the Saddledome?
>>152598414I always thought Wisconsin was neat. Are they a joke of a state in America?
>>152598424>durrrr durrrr huehuehuehue *dribbles spit down his chin onto his spaceship shirt*kwacanacuck
>>152598378Suck off hiromoot harder canacuck.
>>152598495>filter by the new 80IQ captchas
>>152598475wisconsin is a shittier version of every state it borders lol
>>152598495Do you genuinely have trouble with the new captchas? Seriously, you must be a fucking retard if so.
Happy Holidays, lads... -_-
>>152598470Finished with my education and in a much better paying job (next fall)
>>152598550I have difficulty making new threads
>>152598562lmao that would imply hoob retires after this season and they retire his number anyways
>>152598600You're right. By the time he retires, hopefully I'll be married
>>152598553>Happy Holidays For me, its Christmas
hughes made it clear to the balds running the nuckies he was only interested in forming a jewish cabal in new jersey where all the players would live in the same neighborhood as gary
i feel bad for bedard
>>152598635Is that Ellen Page?
>>152597944>>152598072>>152598124>>152598318>>152598419>>152598553Nigga raped
>>152598643no that's connor bedard at the 2024 nhl awards he showed up looking like a girl
>>152598628get with the times, gramps
>>152598628We don't say that anymore.
>>152598675I can't fap to that now. thanks a lot.
>>152598688sorry
>>152598685>WeSpeak for yourself, moshe
>>152598688this but the opposite
the c of red
>scoreless draw
>>152598675lol
>>152598798Raped
>>152598550Sorry you're going to have to take the hiromootcock out your throat before anyone can understand you. It also screws over my posting because it doesnt work with the app. Nothing good even comes from it because 4chan doesn't have a bot problem in the first place.
>>152598816I can't fap to that now. thanks a lot.
Did the refs just give Lomberg a 2nd chance so he doesn't embarrass himself in the fight?
>>152598890yeah and he still got his azz beat
>is the smudge on the lens or my monitor
kek that fumes player got btfo
>lebanon got filtered by the new captchaKWAB
NHL players should go for more kidney shots in fights
FLAMIES WINNING :)
I made some slop for the Sharks/Kraken game
>>152598994thanks it looks nice
>>152598994Thanks but I'd prefer it if you didn't use AI art
>>152598994good work
>>152598989booooooooooooo
>battle sharktopus
>>152598994They are going to put this kind of slop on the broadcasts soon lol (I guess it's fine for like a college game staffed by one student with no budget)
>>152599095yet another reason teams should retain social media managers and graphic designers
The Seattle Kraken can get themselves out of any bad situation
>>152598994ai finally learned about krak
>>152599125if nothing else, appealing photo/video of the actual players should be better for teams that aren't completely devoid of looks or talent.
>>152598994is this way passes for content during pacific hours?
>>152599204>>152599204
bad guys winning after 1 bro's
>>152599125Yeah, NHL teams need more liberal white women on their payrolls with fake jobs doing nothing. Every team should have at least 5 social media managers. One for each game of the week, because it's hard work so each them need to rest at least a week after working a game.
triple int
>scoreless shootout in Chicago Alpha League is amazing
>>152599140> KRAKEN used INK... It's extremely effective!>>152599204>>152599231lol
>>152599284It's 16-6, retard
>>152599095>soon
>>152599320Oh, ok...
>skinnerlol lmao even
>>152599317for me it's opening with tentacle 2
>>152599344Based IA Wild actually winning a game. I heard they were shit this season with all of the MN call-ups.
remember when soilers gave zack kassian a four year deal with 3.2 mil AAV? just had a chuckle thinking about that
saturday night's alright for fighting!
for me it's the nickelback cover
>>152599250Ducks are beating the teds thoGotta take the wins you do get
>>152599381yeah, the Heartlanders have the same issue
>>152599461wtf i don't care about the ducks bro fuck them
>>152599441_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
skinner STILL doesn't have a penguins-themed mask and he never will
>>152599369For me it's tentacle porn where the girl actually enjoys it
>>152599466we hate you
>>152599381>this seasonevery season
Huomenta but the opposite
>>152599480Sorry you're a faggot
>>152599513They made the playoffs sometime I think, I dunno. All the good players in the organization are always in Minnesota.
Kadri doing good in the community <3
>>152599483First Bulju, now Skinner.Edmonton is a NHL career-ending team.
>flames are playing>can’t even comment on the game because of the fucked captcha system
>>152599512
>>152599584He seems like a good guy. I always respected him for standing up to Babcock
>faggot-ass cucknadian has been struggling with the easiest captcha of all time for at least 8 hours nowkek
>>152599542we don't sign our posts here
>>152599617>flames fans>can't solve the captchaI tought it was a meme.
>>152599617You'd better learn...>... >..
marchment big guy jackets okay
>>152599633And that's scary to do. I'm sure that Babcock has killed people, just look at his soulless psychopathic stare
>>152599684it's a false flagbut it is true LOL
>>152599687>>152599466Raped
>>152599497Say no more senpai... I think this my favorite so far.... kraken waifu
>>152599466>>152599687kill yourself trb
marner should have been a flame...
GOALIE GOT DESTORIED
>Mr President can't figure out the CAPTCHAs >SIR, WE NEED TO UNLOCK THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL NOW!!!!! ISRAEL IS ATTACKING!!!!!!! LIVES ARE AT STACKE!!!!
>>152599783cute pic
>ACK
lomberg was doing a weird tongue thing to coronato on the bench
>>152599821>STEAK
>>152599831>after reviewing the play it has been determined that there was NO goaltender interference and we have a good goal!
>>152599831Based beckett
FUCK YEAH
Kevin biseka speaks like a California valley girl
krak'd
>>152599714He’s definitely killed hookers
We’re kraken tonight
>>152599999/hoc/ used to run /sp/
>>152599914he's a tad zesty
>>152600021krak comes up short as usual
>>152600021We're rebuilding
>>152599864this has happened at least twice tonight
>>152600073
>>152600100gary is not even trying to hide his blatant meddling and obstruction anymore
knights getting raped without jack and shea KWAB
>>152599997I don't want to be kraken :(
>>152600132why should he?
my sharkies :)
i hope schmid gets yanked so we can see sharter fart in action
sharks!
>>152600173he will play the oilers tomorrow
>>152600148
MAC AND CHEESE SCAAAAAR
my knighties look bad bro's :(
>>152597313Future Canuck material
blame marner for that onetried to get too cute in the slot
>>152598311i will not be fentken
>>152600387yes that was gay and retarded
I regret getting my dad a maple leafs calendar for Christmas. He's gonna hate it
>>152600486Why
>>152600387my marners used to get stuck in the slot
>>152600503Leafs were supposed to make playoffs.
>>152600542> The parade planning committee has been disbanded
>>152600514we call those roys now
'EADS!!!gg, RC
just ordered a pidser
>a big ass brawl in Boise, IDwoof, ok, maybe some other dudes, thought that game wasn't... fair...
>>152600676Hope you enjoy it! Well deserved after a long week.
>>152600696thanks bro. been cleaning the place for family to come on monday, and my team is getting btfo. don't feel like cooking :)
our kraken are not currently losing
>>152600642>>152600694Super nigga rape
lmao Skinner
>>152600771i never noticed the /krak/ pipe on the desk before
Why won't they lose?
>>152600881>only one of these teams has a chance of making the conference final great job gary, very cool
>>152600881fairy magic
>>152600904yeah that's fuckin retarded, why did they even change it in the first place?
>>152600918>why did they even change it in the first place?gary wanted divisions to matter, they haven't learned no one gives a shitfucking nba changed once something similar happened lol
>>152600904this is good news for my sharkies
>>152600943god dammit gary. if anything winning a game in against a divisional opponent should give the winner an extra pointTHAT'S how you turn those games into bloodbaths
wait do the shorks have underwater themed lego movies playing during intermission
>>152600983That would be a heated rivalry!
>>152600983>>152600997That would be a lot of fun lol
