The 2025/26 Paddy Power World Darts Championship continues at London’s Alexandra Palace on Sunday with the tournament's ninth double session of action.Day Eleven of the World Darts Championship sees reigning champion Luke Littler continue his defence of the title against Welshman David Davies. Former champions Gerwyn Price and Rob Cross will also feature against Wesley Plaisier and Ian White respectively, alongside German number one Martin Schindler and Australia’s premier player Damon Heta who meet Keane Barry and Stefan Bellmont.Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS F1) with the evening session at 7:00pm UK time on the same channel. All matches are the best of 5 sets (first to 3) with each set being the first to 3 legs.>Today’s matches (12:30pm start)(24) Ryan Joyce v Krzysztof Ratajski(32) Joe Cullen v Mensur Suljovic(25) Luke Woodhouse v Max Hopp(17) Rob Cross v Ian White>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)(13) Martin Schindler v Keane Barry(9) Gerwyn Price v Wesley Plaisier(1) Luke Littler v David Davies(16) Damon Heta v Stefan Bellmont>Day 10 rounduphttps://www.pdc.tv/news/2025/12/20/zonneveld-gilding-dump-out-smith-dobey-day-ten-ally-pally
>LittlerWinsLOL
>>152603468we can only hope for mensur to bin cullel and then do a job on him
Good lineup today
>>152603483Indeed, looking forward to all of it, except for the Littler match, which looks boring on paper. Especially looking forward to Cullen-Mens, Woodho-Jobb and Price-Plaisier, all those matches could be great, for many possible reasons.
>tfw you're ready to watch Ratajski do some serious jobbing>wonder why Dobey and Gilding are walking out>realise times in OP are GMT and it's highlights
>>152603599For me? It's pic related>>152603473Let's hope for the best
Waitin fer abi
>>152603675Kek, the Zonne was shining for all of us yesterday. I have to admit: It wasn't too bold of a prediction.
post your walk-on tunes ladshttps://youtu.be/3G7p85LhAHo?si=A9DmJH874--hqULB
>>152603686you can't say that! the youkay poster from yesterday will be very very upset!!!
>>152603697>bunting match on>two schizos having a slapfighti'm not surprised
>>152603690Dork jobbing out to Hurrell was more of a shock than Blubber fucking up against Zonneveld. Even though Niels' throw is horrific in every sense of the word, it's working for him. Definitely the best level of him and Jonny could be in trouble post-Christmas, especially given he hasn't played since R1.
do not open this image
here for Big Rat
>>152603724Very disappointed we didn't get Gilding v Drug for the ultimate Dart Teeth derby
>>152603737You could say they both have.... Darteethis.>>152603722Indeed, Dork was my not-so-secret favourite to take the whole quarter, because neither Clayton nor Bunting seem to be in top shape. Quite a letdown.
>>152603722I used to play league darts in Zaandam, there's a decent chance I have played against him.
>>152603756Van Onymous
good afternoon /180/>>152603599im sure that man fled to austria because he was Ratko Mladić's right hand man>>152603675ZONNE VELDDDD>>152603691WALK ON CHOON https://youtu.be/u1xrNaTO1bI?si=MtlHyTNJC_CAz5-r>>152603724>>152603737Gildo never had so much bad teeth competition until i saw Dommys pearly black and greys>>152603736YESSSSSSSS KRZYSZTOFFFFFF
Absolutely insane afternoon session this, proper One For The Purists.
>>152603786Good afternoon to youse>>152603690>I have to admit: It wasn't too bold of a prediction.Maybe; but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.
>>152603789Joyce v Rat is proper connoisseur content>rhythm throwers>stronger on doubling than scoring>no histrionicsA true darts match
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3SBuNu8hgk
my name is also Krzysztof and my last name ends in -ski
>>152603791Blubber losing will never be not hilarious.
Drug Taker speaks out. Excuses out the wazoo.
Not sure who to root for, like both players. Think I slightly favor Tetrisman in this matchup.
>>152603849Fuck me there's a second part to this.>>152603852Based on first round I'd say Rat but I'm pleased either way. Can't see either binning Price (assuming Plaisier doesn't beat him).
>>152603849If I had a penny for every time a 2026 PDC World Darts Championship entrant used a dead relative to justify their poor decision making...
>>152603852I think Ratajski's style is more likely to make Price chimp out in the next round. Gotta thing about the long-term investment here.
>>152603831do you also look like a Lidl fruit & veg employee?
>>152603874Don't forget he's beaten Roidlet on a big stage before. Granted that was just first to 6 legs but still.
>>152603879no, I look like a fatter jon snow
>>152603868And you could clearly see how bad he felt, when he was constantly joking and giggling like a retard in his first round game. If people want to malke a sob story, at least be consistent about it.>>152603860>>152603874I think both are a good match for Price, very methodical and gritty, and not likely to be rattled by his antics. I think we're in for a treat, no matter the result of this game.
DAT 135 FOR THE SET
>>152603886jew
POLAND STRONK
>>152603898DAT 135 WAS BEAUUUTIFUL
DAT 135
I Called Gilding 'noncefinger' in front of my dad by mistake and now he's wondering what I meant by this
>>152603886which one? The news reader?
feel a bit downmust be the hangoverNothing a few beers won’t solve
>>152603886bastid
>>152603908Is your dad visually impaired? Just look at him.
>>152603901t. Adrian Zandberg
Bloody hell Ratajski, unplayable
>>152603909no
>>152603931absolutely on fire
ryan joyce fan>sunflower lanyardthe memes write themselves lads
8 tinnies of Red Stripe in the fridge, is it too early lads?
>>152603849>>152603860i have to be genuine here and say yea absolutely if that is true, then im sorry thats happened to him.BUT again>>152603891yea he was laughing and joking like a smug prick in his interview while lying blatantly about drug use.I could perhaps excuse this after the first offense, as if this is all true then sure hes had a horrible time with that but then to go ahead for a second time and sit and smugly lie, I think the sympathy definitely diminishes some. Regardless he clearly needs help and I hope he gets it, but he still has some serious repentances to do
>>152603941i know from the markers on the pro tour ryan joyce smells how he looks, like a geordie cave troll. hums to high heaven>>152603931>>152603939man i love krzysztof
merry christmas anons
>>152603849And here comes the dead relative excuse and the trauma. I hate those bullshit artists.
i kinda like both of these guys
Ratajski has him rattled incoming 3-0
ratajczyk polish pigeon
>>152603971>"Call it"
>>152603971Agent 47 with extra dip
>>152603974more rattle than a pedo's crib
Oh no no no, look at the back of his head!
>le broon ale manThat was dreadful from the second he started on 18s on 118
>>152603971thank fuck he has his mouth closed
How do I go about getting wasted with 0 quid to my name
>>152603978kek
>>152603971Based
what is the best strength of beer for me? It's 4.5%
>>1526040106
>>152604010im on some shit from the polish shop thats 9%
>>152604010For me also around 5%.
>>152603995fish out some bottles from the bins and drink what's left over
>Ratman
>booing RatMongpit needs to be punched.
>>152603995Go to supermarket entrance and ask people to buy you some untill they comply
Good set for Joyce, shame about the mongpit
Some shanghai
yes, lets all go to the darts dressed as the same character. great idea
>>152604039>He doesn't knowGubinment alcohol closed on sundays in this god forsaken country
>>152604069>alcoholalcohol store
ITS OVER
Solid performance from Ratajski. Joyce dreadful on scoring, just 7 140+
ggs Ratman, didn't see that coming, was expecting a close match.
IT'S TIMEWHO /MENSUR/ HERE
Poland chads doing the hard work while a lazy fat Brit just wastes away, the past three decades of this country encapsulated.
>>152604111eww not me
>>152604111HERE!
>>152604111/HERE/
>>1526040103.5%. Love a mild me.
>>152604120lololol
>>152604111/GENTLE/
love simply the best hope this cunt wins solely based on that
Hate Cullen so much
Will we see the Joe Cullen A-game or a Joe Cullen game? And how angry will he be after the game?
reckon sky has a hand in some of the walk on tunes? surely they have to. Deanos are lapping it up.
hope mensur wins but i do like this song
>>152604168In your best interests to choose a 'proper banger' though. Helps get the crowd on your side for +4 morale and +3 confidence gainz.
>>152604166he'll smash mensur and then lose against littler with an average of 76
>>152604170What's it called mate? Never heard it before. Weird for a German band to sing in English, desu.
>two serial winners>combined zero ranking majors
i wish i was in the mong pit getting pissed
>>152604191Looks alright until you realise you have to be around coked up deanos for 3-4 hours
Couldn’t pull a bird in an aviary
>de Mens
cullen has to have the highest star power to actual skill level ratio in all of darts
>>152604203I have been rejected by hookers. I literally can't pay women to fuck me.
>BIG FISHIs this... the A-game?
THE ROCKSTJCR
>>152604222rare de zwaan sighting
Meнcyp Cyљoвић looks like The Hague has been after him for half of his life
>>152604265kek
>>152604262
just forced a burp and threw up on myself ladsnot a good start to the day
>>152604286Stop drinking 15 cans a day then you spastic
>>152604272now thats something i needed in my lifegreat cover story tho-Mensur where were you in 1995-I was in Austria play dart but i got dartitties if the mongpit were cultured theyd be singing Stići će vas naša ruka i u Srbiji
>>152604286now you have space for more beer
Reminder to stay hydrated, bros.>that Mens reactionIt never even began
lmao
>7 scored>off 170For fuck's sake Mensur.
>170 left>score 7
>>152604216Grim mate, thoughts and prayers
You see he's got this A-game
>>152604314>>152604319it takes some skill to start on a finish and end not on one
CUM ON SULJOVIC, GET RID OF CUNT CULLEN
>>152604377Only elite darters can do that
DAT TOPS TOPS FOR THE SET
THAT TOPS TOPS TO WIN THE SETIT'S ON
LETS GO MENSUR
DAT D20D20
>>152604393>IT'S ON
>>152604393>>152604395>>152604402
based, cam on mensur
BONJOUR MENSUR
>scoring visit of 15
>15 (fifteen)
>Cullel
Okay, perhaps Anon was right and it actually IS ON!
how to lose a set deciding leg by joe cullen
>JOB CULLELL M A OIT'S ON
MENSUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S GO MENS! Also:>Job CullenThis will be a VERY angry interview...
mental midget cullen
Kebab status???
cant wait to see the interview after this kek
god damn, is cullen the biggest mental midget in the sport?
>>152604588It’s Menzies and there isn’t a close second.
chad Ratko Mladić warned by the virgin referee kirk beevin
>supposed Top 32 player>manages to score 144 in 4 visits and leaves a bogey number
MOIN ODER WATT?
Shit game desu, but funny. Expecting another of those right after this.
Kirk being a massive bitch
>>152604588that would be van duijvenbode
>>152604617Sorry, 202 in 4 visits. Embarrassing.>>152604630Have a feeling Woodlouse will produce a solid low 90s average and Max Jobb will return to the stage.
Ref rigging in favour of the Brit wtf
shit ref, fuck off
>M E N S
>MensurHe was on 183 ffs, at least set up D2
cullen really is a spastic
>>152604683He's already butthurt as fuck, angry press conference incoming, no matter the result.
>hurry up>hurry upcalm down
HOLY FUCKING BASED
>the city of Joe Cullen
SIMPLY THE MENS!CULLEL RATTLED!
MONGPIT IN SHAMBLES
WAR CRIMINALS WIN
>Jobber Joe
KIRK SEETHINGCULLEL SEETHINGKINO CONFIRMED
Cullen is fucking raging kek
Based Gentle
>the kwabster
cullen about to punch the interviewer
KIRK BTFOROCKSTJCR BTFOMONGPIT BTFOMENSBROS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
>joe cullenlmao>kirk bevinslmao>DE MENSLMAO
>>152604726>>152604743>>152604729>>152604730>>152604745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkZTe6T2358
This Mens victory means at least two of nine "special" darts man players (but no more than 3) will make it to R3.
What the fuck is he saying lmao
MENSUR IS GOING TO SAVE US FROM THE NUKE
'Rockstar' lmao
pls post interview later
He looks wasted kek
Stick a mic in Cullen's face right now please
Did all our posting get back to Abi? Very conservative clothing today.
max hopp in het nederlands genot
>>152604755revenge for NATO 1999 gonna nuke em back>>152604763kek>>152604771double kek will be kino>>152604773yea not so much eye candy in that interview eh
First Mens is winning and now there's based Max "Floppo" Hopp?!>mfw
Anna sat on my face
fuckin hell i aint never got paid more than 300 quid for averaging low 80s let alone ten grand.... is mensur onto something ??
This is the man rawdogging are Abi on a nightly basis?
>>152604811To be fair, being that slow takes quite some time, which reduces your hourly salary. Speedjobbers win again.
Einhundertachtziiiiiiiig
>>152604827yea, crazy >>152604828by that logic i'll stay as i am, id rather be a speedjobber than a slow mong
Hopp England Hopp
When I take over from Barry I'm mandating that all Germans must come out to Scooter.
AAAAND NOW, FROM $city, winner of $randomTourney, IIIIIIITS $nickname, $GENERIC_PLAYER_357
>>152604873ITS GENERIC ENGLISHMAN V MAX JOBB
What kind of place is Bewdley, UK bros?
>25Powerful start, not losing any time to bring out the jobbing.
i hope woody never does that thing with his tongue ever again
Geht Kult-Floppo Max Kult-Floppo "Floppo" Max "Kult-Floppo" Hopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Max "Floppo" Kult-Floppo "Floppo" Hopp: Ich bin der Kult-Floppo "Floppo" Max "Floppo" Max Hopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Max "Kult-Floppo" Hoppo "Kult-Floppo" Max "Floppo" Hopp? Da erwidert Hoppo Max "Floppo" Max "Kult-Floppo" Hopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Floppo" Max "Kult-Floppo" Kult-Floppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Max "Floppo" Kult-Floppo Max "Max Hopp" Hopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Floppo Max "Floppo" Max Hopp "Kult-Floppo" Hopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Floppo "Floppo" Max "Floppo" Max "Kult-Floppo" Max "Floppo" Max Hopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Max "Floppo" Kult-Floppo Max Hopp "Kult-Floppo" Hoppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Max "Floppo" Max "Max" Hopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Hoppo Max "Floppo" Hoppo Kult-Floppo Max "Kult Hoppo" Kult Hoppo Max "Floppo" Hopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Max "Floppo" Max "Kult-Floppo" Hoppo Max "Floppo" Hoppo Kult-Floppo Max "Max Hopp" Kult-Floppo Max "Floppo" Kult-Floppo Max "Kult-Floppo" Hoppo "Floppo" Max "Floppo" Kult-Floppo Max "Floppo" "Max Hopp" Kult-Floppo Max "Kult-Floppo" Max "Floppo" Hoppo Kult-Floppo Hopp. >>152604907...heh
>hopp 180 exactly at winter solsticehappy footballdartsmas everyone!
woodhouse being almost 10 years older than flopp is so funny to me
>>152604938what's happy about it? Probably gonna order pizza and get shitfaced while watching youtube videos like always on Christmas.
welcome back max jobb
JOBBMAXX
HERE IT IS!
>>152604955
>0/5 doubles in Set 1>hitting D1 going for topsBravo Max Flopp
>>152604973lol, salty cunt
>>152604973Fucking guy.
>>152604973I didn't watch that match, what is he talking about?
>>152604973State of him. Embarassing.
>>152604940I supppose the simulated aging process of those player clones doesn't include cigarette and alcohol abuse, so they look younger.>>152604973Kek, as expected.>>152604926Holy kek!
>>152604973What is it with darts players and being whiny bitches? All the estrogen from the beer?
>>152604973>blame Mensur for choking in a last leg set decider because you threw an average of 50 per visit at one stage>blame Mensur for gamesmanship despite the fact he has done this for years and you have played him for years>take no responsibility for bottling itClassic Cullen meltdown>>152604989Mensur being Mensur and throwing slowly at times / over-celebrating when winning sets/legs
>>152604973i think mensur was being a cunt in that game, but i'd do the same thing against cullen. because you just know that it's going to work. cullen is a retard.
>>152604973Top lel
>>152605018>Mensur being Mensur and throwing slowly at times / over-celebrating when winning sets/legshe always throws slowly, I don't understand how that could impede your own game in the first place. Just turn around, take a sip, stare at the ceiling whatever. You have to be a mental midget if having to wait 30 seconds to throw ruins your game.
>>152604973top kek
ATTENTIONmax hopp fan here. pls dont make fun of him.
>>152605058>max hopp fangood luck / that's your own fault
Reminder that Max Hopp, who is currently undefeated in this tournament, occupies the virtual no3 spot in the OOM, as long as his status of undefeatedness (which is currently in place and has been so all tournament) doesn't change.I think that warrants a PL nomination.>>152605058Will do, Maxmom.
>>152604166Hehe
>>152605096if wood lukehouse wins he gets the spot by right of conquest?
>Woodlouse even has time to throw in a casual 23 darter on his own darts...heh.... my boi mhoppz... he just needs more time...
i'm watching in the bath lads!
DABMAN
>>152604643>Have a feeling Woodlouse will produce a solid low 90s average and Max Jobb will return to the stage.Seems this anon had it right all along. Damn, I was hoping for comedy entertainment.>>152605112Definitely, yes. Maybe Lukeman should also be considered, as he was only defeated by basically the world no.3.
>>152605096>that shirt Thanks for curing me from being a hipster. what a cunt
i hope we'll get 2 players in round 3 with pikachu and schindler, maybe 3 if one of hopp (unlikely), clemens or merk springs an upset.
>Sneedler: waah waah sport1 is mean to german players, I'm not giving them interviews any longer>Max Jobb: Literally worked for sport1 the last yearThe virgin Sneedler vs the CHAD Hopp. Even Gaga jobbed on comms at sport1 in one of the recent majors, can't be that bad.>>152605136I think two germs are plenty in L32, however I'd fancy Sneedler taking out Bunting in that round, imagine the mong pit rage.
The Hoppback is on!
>>152605193did uter ever elaborate why he refused the sport1 interview?
WHAT A PHOTO
>>152605223>push away the post-game hug>stare down flexing Mensur >Mens walks towards him>run away>cry on twitter that he’s cheating A somehow even more pathetic ending than expected
>>152605249>walk on music is "Don't Look Back In Anger">looks back in angerBRAVO MATT PORTER
>>152605272top kek
>>152605272kek
>>152605193>>152605217I still have no idea why Uter is seething about Sport1>>152605223>6'11 vs 5'9Manlets stay winning
>missing the big numberrod harrington turning over in his grave
Jobbbros...>>152605217Not really. Some generic shit about their way to present darts or whatever, however I read somewhere that he was butthurt about the whole:>If you win, you're god, if you lose, you're a disgraceissue how german media and the press treats german players. Kinda thin-skinned if you ask me. Sport1-coverage is the main reason darts has gained such a big followship im Germany now, DAZN hopped on later. Also I never noticed they were particularly rough with the players, at least not on TV. Their retarded webpage might be a different story, don't know, but they're well known for poorly covered stories and clickbait sensastionalism. It's free, that's just how this stuff works, I suppose.Also like I said, Jobb and Gaga work there on occasion, and even sensitive Pikachu seemingly has no issue with them. So pretty sure it's just him being a whiner.>>152605272kek>>152605223Nice one, saved.
tschüss floppo
>>152605290>take a bump
thank god its overpainfulbut also very well played
>Max PloppThat was fucking embarrassing.
cullen headloss on x is insane saying rMensur is cheating
>>152605323pay attention >>152604973
>9:1
>>152605323kekhe just needs to kill himself already such a mental midget lmao
>>152605332sorry lid x don't always scroll up x
>>152605333checkedshould have won 10 more for 9:11
>>152605311Who were in the [redacted] spots?
>>152605367
>>152605345it's finehappy footballdartsmas lid x
LET'S GO DABMOND!
>DABMAN PRETENDING TO PUSH DOWN ONE OF THE PYROSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMENZIES GETTING BATTERED EVERYWHERE HE GOES
>>152605290I mean, what did he expect? That he was gonna dodge those dividers mid-slide?
why the fuck is cross using an english version of that one romanian song as his walkon?
Go back to High Voltage for crying out loud.
>>152605249>A somehow even more pathetic ending than expectedAt least one area of his game where Joe Cullen constantly improves. Also someone needs to explain to him the definition of "cheating". If Mensur cheated, he'd be disqualified. "Doing something you don't like" is not cheating, as long as there's no rule against it.>>152605432>why the fuck is crossAt the end of 2025, that part of the statement already suffices.
>>152605433Key to succes is some late 2000s - early 2010s club dance song
>>152605429maybe hes done it before in jeans and was surprised by the speed his synthetic shorts allowed
>>152605412WHITE POWER!
>>152603849>>152603860Jesus just say you enjoy a sniff or a smoke and promise not to do it again
>>152605449kek saved
DAT.... I MEAN DAB 167Germcomms also dunk on Cullen, Rob was like:>Cullen said that he thinks that if this is darts, he doesn't want to be a part of it. Well... he can think that.Since Rob is usualyy diplomatic, one can imagine what he was thinking.
DAT 167
>dat 167
wew lads
>>152605495>>152605496not that special (max did it in the practice room many times)
Based Mensur
>>152605567coldkek
>>152605512The timing was the difference, Dross was on 24.>>152605567100% spot on. Apparently it's in the DRA rule book so if they take a dim view of things (and given what's gone on already this past week they'll ignore it) he would get fined. Not that Mensur cares.
Do tickets for the darts include both morning and evening sessions?
>>152605658No, separate
>>152605658I mean afternoon and evening
I'm just absolutely enthralled by this current match
>>152605658
>>152605607>The timing was the difference, Dross was on 24.as said, max did it in the practice room many times
Dreadful set from Dross
>another erectile dysfunction adthey know their audience
>>152605424Menzies is the real meme of this tournament.I hope it continues after its finished.
>>152605738For me, it's Alpecin.
>>152605762If a man as inoffensive as Ian White is mocking you, you are unironically finished as a professional player.
>>152605770>hairlets
>>152605658lol as if, fucking Bazza tries to suck every last penny out of the mongs in attendance. >t.mong that has been going every year for about the last decade
>>152605424Very telling that there are few who speak up for him, but many that outright shit on him. Kinda paints a picture, I imagine a lot of being loud and obnoxious shitty joke cracking in practice rooms, and general awkward behaviour, under the excuse of being an extrovert, and other players didn't dare say anything because they didn't want to appear stiff, and also didn't want to start beef with an unpredictable madman. And now that he's gone for a while, they start to celebrate.
Brilliant 113 from Dross, Dab in trouble now
DAT 113
>>152605853Probably as simple as they’re all fed up of being molested, groped, and kissed every time they play the fucker whether he wins or loses
>>152605877>as they’re all fed up of being molested, groped, and kissed every time they play the fuckerRightfully so in my opinion. It seems in real life being an annoying extrovert is something you get away with a lot more, than telling such people off, because you quickly are the party pooper, fun opposer or whatever.
>>152603989Dross has just done this as well, fucking numpty
For me, it's still MVG
Whitebros...
RIP DabmanGave it a good fight
>>152605993The classic.
>>152605738betting and fucking ads love to see it
Why does bazza keep booking cullen as a heel
Aaand we're down to 2, they're falling fast today. Kinda expected there would be 2 left at this stage, and also expected it would be Woody and a "Men"-guy. Thought it would be Menz though, not Mens, but I'm okay with this.
>>152606086Dimes. Simple as.>>152606111>Brenny D.Gone, but not forgetten.
>>152606086They’ve tried not to but he’s just a natural arsehole
>>152606181Following the bald frauds playbook of burying talent that get over by themselves
>>152605942Me too. I hope against hope that he can win it again. I think he spends too much time with OF girls instead of practicing now though.
>>152605993>not a herb in sight thousands died to get spices from Asia and this is English cuisine nowadays...
What happened between Mensur and Cullen? I just saw the Cullen tweet crying about cheating but I didn't hear what exactly happened.
>>152606435the KWABstar got worked into a shoot
>>152606435Mensur shithoused him with slow play.>leaving his darts in the board while walking off to celebrate so Cullen can’t start a leg>fiddling at his table for 30 seconds at a time>stopping to ask what he’s got left when he hit the intended targetKino stuff from the Gentle
COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK COMEBACK
>>152606641Man, I don't like slow play but it's hardly a thing to get worked up over. Cullen just showed everyone that he's indeed a mental midget and can be beaten with simple tricks. What an ass.
If thats darts i dont want no part in it
Missed it live but just watched the Cullel - Mensur replay. Howling at how badly the Bradford Baldy lost his cool.
you can't just outplay someone and then mock them, ok?
>>152607268Funniest part is it was all self-inflicted. Missed 3 darts to win set 3 3-0 then completely imploded.
>>152606323chicken in white wine sauce is french cuisine.
>>152608096I think he's just heated up some Batchelors' Sauce N Pasta and then emptied a tin of dog food over it
>>152608119Like he said, french cuisine.
>starting the evening session with Uter v Barryfucking hell
>>152608291And that's a GOOD thing for Sneedlerbros
Barry’s lass is alright tbf to him
>>152608291If you keep saying mean things about me, I'll stop posting here.
>>152608468Thought he was still going out with the Czech player
>>152608550It's our year, la.
he round
fuck heta
>>152608719Littler has the proportions of a garden gnome
>>152608809kek yeah thought he looked familiar
>Cullen's a good boy who didnu nuffinThe PDC shills have spoken, the English guy was in the right
Emma's trying today!
>>152608719Didn’t realise how much fatter he’d gotten until they were showing highlights from last year. In my head he was always this obese but he’s put on a few stone this year
>>152608719Sky should get him to try to fit in an f1 car
>>152608719while everyone else is on ozempic, he's smart enough to know there's an optimal physique for darts. look what's happened to clown man and mvg.
>>152608700Looking forward to a Sneedler vs Clayton QF.>>152608887Seems that Hempel also sided with Cullen. Well, if they want nothing to do with that kind of darts: I'd say they both are on a good way to achieve their goal.
The Cullen clan taking this loss well
COME ON UTER
>>152609079>>152609072unironically starting to lose interest in darts a bit. every dude turns out to be a cunt or a whiny cunt. I want taylor back
When I look at Chris Dobey, I think of "HOLLYWOOD"When I look at Keane Barry, I think of "DYNAMITE".GWAN UTER
schindler and littler must be topping the bmi charts
For me it's #13 seed Martin Schindler.
>>152609169More like Plaisier and Sevada, the Yank was fucking waddling to and from the board
>Uter 180Germany has now officially overtaken the Netherlands as the #2 darts powerhouse
>>152608468Isnt that Emily hewertson
how barry's arrows end up with the flights lower than the point in the board is DISGUSTING
What part of Ireland you lads from?
>>152609239Jobbert would still steamroll them all. Also van Chud.
>>152609239>#2
>>152609239i don't see it
>commentators bringing the radar back for Ryan SerleWezzzzzzzzzz must be rolling in his grave
Gonna buy my Christmas carrots and potatoes tomorrow.
>>152609222But they are taller than 5 feet at least
>>152609079>Throwing a bit slow is cheatingThese mongs can't even form a coherent thought in their head
>Sneedler checking on D14Clear act of solidarity with Mens, Cullen on suicide watch.
Why isn't his surname the List?
STEHEN SIE AUF, if you love the darts.
come on sneedler
Never in doubt, Sneedlerbros...
>almost losing that setState of Schindler.Barry is in that annoying set of jobbers who bob around the 40s to 60s in the Order of Merit achieving fuck all yet somehow manage to keep their Tour Card year after year.
>>152609297It truly was a different time
>speedjobbing zoomer>unaesthetic throw>names the wrong way roundGet it done Sneedler
HOLY BOOBA
>>152609297>>152609492>Wezzzzz mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCSE0Y1qgwkbased mensur rambling at post match press conference
is seething youkay poster here from last night?lighten up you boring sod, were here for the arrers, not to listen to your schizo ramblings
>>152609530that is lush lid x
Top half of this section really desperate to get Bunting to the quarter-final given this Schindler jobathon in Set 2.Potentially>Bunting v Hurrell>Barry v SearleSearle will job like usual when he plays higher ranked players.
Just wait until you meet David Hasselhoff, lad.
>owning a darts board if great but imagining having a darts board is betteryay or nay?
>>152609725
DAT 118 FOR THE SET
DAT 118 FOR THE SET>>152609546>wezzz 4.pngCursed image
>>152609725THAT'S THE WALL
>>152609725or jericho, lid x
SNEEDED
Some bottle from Uter, Speed O'Jobber fucked now
missed this entire set
DIE MAUER
Did you see how Uters cheeks flabbered in that slomo throw study?>>152609775That's why Uter might actually do something this year. He has lost enough to stop being afraid of losing, and actually keeps it together in close situations.
Probably best I've seen Speedzoomer play at Ally Pally, will be a bit shit if he exits 3-0 but better for the tournament
BECAUSE HE'S TNTHE'S DYNAMITE
>>152609977I forgot that game against Jonny where both of them kept hitting ridiculous finishes.
Scuba Steve mentioned
>that bounceoutJUST
YOU DID IT, UTER!
WELL-DESERVED FOR THAT DISGUSTING THROW
B A S E D Uter. Perfectly in time for me to get to bed.
>bounceoutThat's tough. Speedzoomer got screwed here, did not deserve to go 3-0. Still, good game by Sneedler, basically hit everything he needed to.
kek, sneedler always prevails
>>152610090Good night, Austriabro!
Latviabro u alive?
>>152610099>That's tough. Speedzoomer got screwed herehow is it tough when it's his style that caused ithe fucked and is fucking himselfsome men can do that
>>152609787>ends in -er>feminineI'll never grasp this language
Can y'all estimate what time the Littler match starts?
>>152610134Yep, that 72 attempt was abysmal
Thought Wayne looked sexy in his new garb on Night 1. Now I know it's the only jacket he has.
>>152610184hour
>>152610181Gezzy's about to steamroller this match, so 9 on the dot
corrwhat is Katha fucking wearing today
Gwan gezzy!
based walk on choice
>>152610285Früher war mehr Lametta!
>ogreI will not be watching your match. Freak.
Worst walk-on in darts coming through
i look like wesley
An angel comes to the oche.
>Donkeh shown during Plaisier's walk onkek pek
CAHM ANNN
>>152610325I look like Cullen
GWAAANNNNNNNNN
>>152610326biblically accurate
>>152610351Just shave it off mate
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>152610351Sorry to hear that
OOOOHWAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>152610320Ice Ice Baby was based, should have stuck with it. Just like Job Cross: Both switched to a way worse song and now look like they care a lot about everybody's opinion of them.
>>152610325I look like Bellmont
wesley was raised on pfas infused liquids and food
>>152610387At least Cross didn’t pick his new shit song, the PDC pick his walk-ons for him. Feel like it’s worse to pick your own shit song
If Gerwyn Price confessed he was Jack the Ripper, he'd be the Slice Man.
Jesus this Plaisier fella is an absolute unit
>>152610374needs jaw wobbling by mensur after his outburst on twatter, would pay to see it
sneedler bros... mensur bros... price bros... its our year
Something tells me Price isn't going to be his usual gobshite self tonight.
>>152610429The dutch ogre
What is up with his gums??? Genuine question, no hate
>>152610390You smell like him as well
lads what should i get from mcdonalds
>>152610469WRONGI smell like roses and beer
>>152610453Funniest part is Plaisier has beaten him on the floor before. You can tell whenever Price does a pre-match interview and says "I've seen him play a few times" that he's lost to the player in question.
>>152610479Mckroket and big mac
>>152610479got any specials in your country?
>>152610479Is it Netherlands where they have those spicey nuggets permanently in stock? If so, them.
>>152610479McKroket
>>152610479Chicken Big Mac is my go-to or whatever specials they have weekly
>>15261047920 chicken nuggets
>>152610479whopper meal
>>152610416> the PDC pick his walk-ons for himHow did that happen? Most players pick their own songs, as far as I know. Did he approach and ask them to pick one for him, since Pyke or whoever mentioned Electric Six was shit (it was based)?
>>152610479nothing
>>152610479i usually get 20 cheeseburgers and live off of those for a weekend
>>152610479Chicken sensation>>152610498Chicken sensation just got back
Danny Devito and Arnold except the physics are swapped.
>>152610534Whoa Martin, already done with the post match interviews?
If Wesley Plaisier went out with an English dartswoman instead of a Dutch one, he'd be Wesley Craisier
>>152610479Mc Rösti
>>152610524Cross couldn't even come up with his own nickname. Because he emerged so quickly back in 2017 there was a fan vote held for his nickname.
/ourogre/
>>152610498the plaisier special (two of everything)
BIG BEAUTIFUL WESLEY TAKES SET 1!
WE GAAAN!
uh pricesisters?
>>152610374>>152610362I meant faciallyI have long hair
starting to feel the buzz from the glögg now
>>152610524>>152610566Is this PDC micromanaging or Rob Cross being devoid of personality?
>all these feelgood christmas commercials
>>152610597>mrw the McRib is back on the menu.
>>152610627Both.
>>152610634Hate the sentimental bullshit sponsored by gigacorporations
>>152610647McRib is unironically shit and so overrated
Based ogre. Would actually be funny if he wins, but I want Price to give it a try against Littler. On the other hand, imagine Woody goes through and defeats Littler, that would be the face turn of the century.>>152610627Probably both. Also I read something about Cross being depressive and on meds, seems he just stopped taking them shortly before the worlds. Well, at least no dead relatives mentioned.
captcha in fucking shambles AGAIN
>>152610692hmm
Price hasn't turned up here, this could be a 3-0 humbling.
>>152610743Seems his whole game is based on OOOAAAAAHing his opponent - and he can't do that with Ogre without looking painfully silly.
Kom op!
what darts is plaisiersaur using? bumfries?
really don't wanna see Plaisier on stage a second longer but if he yeets that small dick gorilla out of the world champs that's just fine in my book
Price's herpes is acting up
Imagine if big wes and big beau had a baby corrr
>lose weight>can't play darts anymoremany such cases
>>152610796old Priestley darts apparently
price looked like an old gay just now
big wes probably fucking reeks, got to be offputting for his opponent
i like seeing a good underdog win but i would like for there to be some seeded players left in littler's quarter
>>152610839>laughs in bellmont
>Booing the underdog
>>152605193Max Hopp sucked as a TV commentator, I'm glad he's back playing darts.
Gezzy RATTLED!
>>152610877It all ogre now
how small must your dick be to shout like a caveman and flex your muscles in fucking darts? I bet Price gets in fistfights over parking spots.
>>152610868state of these deanos. mongpit needs culling ASAP.
fuck roidlet and fuck the mongpit
Please let the ogre be the new face of darts
>>152610524I don’t know about his current one, but he said this about changing to Hot Hot Hot>When I started out we went through a fair few songs. I developed a lot faster so it was hard to get a walk-on song. We had this one chosen, we had input from the PDC. It wasn't my personal choice. Target and everyone around me had an input so I ended up with that song. I don't mind it, it's alright but it's what to have at the right time, I suppose
>>152610534how do you store them?
>>152610979fridge
The most ironic thing about this Plaisier display is it's exactly what you expected him to do last year against Clownman. Not this year where he's been shit on the Tour.
how the fuck did i miss the first three legs here
This is the year of the eurojobber
GERWYN SHITE GERWYN SHITE
>>152610973Well, if he's okay with it: Why not. Song still sucks, though. At first I thought he was bullied out of his great walkon tune by evil PDC capitalists, but it seems he takes blame for that, too. Which basically means there's not much left in his favor.
i hope generic jobber david davies throws out littler to turn that entire half of the draw into a giant meme
>>152611111checked
>GERWYN SCHEISS>GERWYN SCHEISS>GERWYN SCHEISS>GERWYN SCHEISS>GERWYN SCHEISS
>booing plaisiercunts
>Roidlet
wesley is going to eat a cow to celebrate
Ogrebros rise up
3-0>3-03-0>3-03-0hahahahahaha
Polish Eagle vs Dutch Pig
>entire crowd boos plaisier throwing for a double>cheers when the double goes indo deanos really
GA WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
gerwyn shite
I'm turning off the broadcast if Hittler wins the first set
>>152610534You microwave them to heat them up or use an oven?
bye you screaming retard >GERWYN SHITE Please baby jesus let him post a bitch crying post on social media again tonight
Yes this Tournament is based
Height advantage is cheating
Gezwick wins this match if that D20 goes.
Bet you'll know who he is now ya taff cunt hahaha
WE ZIJN GEGAAN!
The Plaisier was all mine
GWAAAANN
nuke the crowd
AND THE DUTCH MAN MARCHES ON
>>152611220Makes me sick tbqhwy lid x
Michael Bridge has go-away heat with me
>>152611233i eat them cold out of the fridge
>>152611275The dutch ogre has left it's swamp to wreak havoc on the football dartsmas
>roidlet
>>152611241>cry for years about how you’d win if it wasn’t for the crowd booing you>crowd is booing your opponent and finally cheering you on>lose in the 2nd round to an ogreKek
Mongpit in shambles
i know its funny but the tourney is more interesting with price in it desu
>>152611322tens of thousands of sky subscriptions getting cancelled as we speak
seethe all you want, gezzy will rise again
>>152611303Him and the bald cunt MC'ing the day sessions
How hard does this hurt his ranking?
>>152611351this but the opposite
So, this year, Gezzy was the first to go.
S U P E RS I Z E DB I GB E A U T I F U LW E S L E Y
Hittler has taken concrete steps to stop violence against women by making himself too fat to commit any rapes.
>>152611366let’s just say he’ll be making less money playing worlds at lakeside next year
>>152611363>bald cunt MC'ing the day sessionsglad someone else agrees finbro x
>>152611366he wasn't defending much this time around
>>152611366Not that much desu. Goes down one if Rock wins his next game, goes down if Asp and Sneedler makes the QF. Anyone lower than them needs to make the semis or better
>>152611362Will rise again to cry on instagram
what the fuck is wrong with his teeth
Sort of salvaged the day has that after the snoozefest this afternoon
>>152611408love lakeside, anyone fancy trying to qualify for it from here? seen some shocker averages this year, I reckon if you get on the board now you'll be lakeside world champ level by the next one
>>152611438>snoozefestCullen v Mensur was top comedy
>>152611366Not that much. Cock overtakes him with another win, Sneedler and Asp with a QF. Everyone else needs a SF or more. Don't think he'll finish the worlds lower than 11.
Feel sorry for people born looking like ogresBut goddamn don't also be obese
>took a 6 hour nap and slept through Price getting smashedFucking hell. At least I'm here to see Littler lose now.
littler glaze is so boring
>Woodhouse>Gilding>Ratajski>PlaisierOne of these men will be a World Championship quarter-finalist
>>152611599BIG RAT
>>152611447I’m genuinely sizing up how much effort it would take, was asking the other day if it’s feasible to go on a 12 month path from 50 avg > lakeside
>>152611599well, rat did it before
Based walk-on
>>152610207this was me, supposed to respond to >>152610181, i think it was about correct>>152610214gezzy must be really good then!
>Oasis walk-on
>>152611599Can't wait for the Behemoth Brawl between Nonce & Ogre
>>152611599Anyone but Woodlouse is good.
If Luke Littler was bigger he'd be Luke Bigger
SUNSHEEEEEEYEYNE
Hope the fat cunt gets battered
There needs to be a cull of the underclass at the palace
>>152611667if he was a nonce he’d be Jelle Klaasen
If Luke Littler was a racist he'd be Luke Hard R
come on davies, give us some meme magic
Lardler is ruining Footballdarsmas.
If Luke Littler was Emma Paton he’d be Fittler
>>152611599Plaisier is the man for it
Littler’s Mrs is at least an upgrade on the last one
just tuned in broschanneling my bad energy into nukeler
If Luke Littler were an accurate description he'd be Luke Fatcuntler
littler's ex must be fucking kicking herself. all she had to do was lose a few stone. probably thought she was safe because he's fat as well lol
>>152611626don't you need to spend all year earning pennies on the WDF tour to actually qualify?
>Good evening /180/, a Merry Football Dartmas to you all.
>>152611626you and me both lad, there is an open qualifier every year for it a few weeks prior. Would deffo give it a look if you're interested>>152611746open qualifier for those who have not qualified
>Walk on music is PitbullForced castration is appropriate
>>152611748thanks barry! you too
How can the TV director predict when a player goes for t19 instead of t20?
No chance this jobber gets a set
>>152611769looking at their eyes
>>152611769spotter is watching the eye movements
First time i've seen this dutch ogre. He's like an umbrella cooperation tyrant experiment. Hope he wins the entire thing desu.
>>152611757be seeing you there son
>>152611769They used to use former players like Keith Deller as a spotter.
he's already won a leg more than i thought he would
>manchester united lost todaywhat effect will that have upon littler the hittler
let’s go davies!
>>152611807you'd figure he'd be used to that
>>152611769AI or autists
littlerbros…
>Littler averaging 80"professional" darts corporation
>back-to-back 13 darters against LittlerSurely not.
>those averagesGet this fat ugly fraud out now
Not getting my hopes up, lads.
littler in shambles!
>>152611832
>>152611838>>152611839>>152611842good luck youze
Litter washed
it's over
>unseeded player with meme flightsDon’t get your hopes up lads, he could be 2-0, 2-0 up and would still lose.
FUCKING JOBBER
nah it's over
kek
Fucking useless jobber
>crowd can’t tell the difference between S20 and T20
kek and kek
this fucking procedurally generated jobber
Davies match fixing, sad!
fucking state of the mong pit
Awh he’s so worried bless him x
imagine being enough of a jobber that you try to leave the stage when your opponent equalizes in legs
>i think littler himself thought he got the 170>davies thought the set was overshambles
>this goober works for the NHSNo wonder your nan is currently sitting in a two-week-old puddle of her own piss
first time watching live, who's /ourguy/
SIX SEVEN
>>152611926plaisier
what the fuck was this set
Not worried at all Davies bros. 1 is all he gets.
inb4 he doesn't win another leg
>>152611925Yeah blame the white man why don’t you
top jej at that Littler reaction after the non-170
fucking hell, that was probably the worst set littler will play all tournament
>>152611926Already out.
>>152611926Martin "Wolfie" Adams
Hopefully Humphries can give littler a run in the final else we are in some dark times
>>152611963That’s not O’Connor
>>152611952>whitehes welsh m8…
>>152611987i don't want either of those cunts to make it to the finali hate this timeline
>>152611987already grim times if we're looking at blumphries as a saviour
merry skysportsmas lads
>>152611952yes blame the black man for the NHS failing, not 20 years of tories slashing the NHS budget
>>152612013happy footballdartsmas m8
>>152611926Ian white (out)Mervyn King (out)Andrew Gilding (in)Simon Whitlock (out)James Wade (in)
>>152611987I prefer Littler to Kyren Wilson
hopefully duzza has another stroke, tired of seeing his saggy face
>>152611987I hope both of those boring cunts fuck off, I find Humphries even more insufferable than Littler.
>>152612015She used to be so fit
>>152612015rNHS is about the only thing they didn't slash, but it's a money pit that always needs more
>>152611987humphries isn't getting past the liminator
have that you fat cunt
>>152612039I do love that he changed his walk-on to appeal to Leeds fans. Desperately seeking approval.
This jobber has zero chance of winning this match
>>152612049You'll swallow that triple lock wagie, it's Reforms big vote winner
>>152611926Its Bunting or Gian van Veen for me
Why don’t we like Litter now?
>>152612085As shown by those tops attempts
>>152612131Cuz we wins
>>152612131i don't want to see a guy dominating the sport for years and he's only 18.
>>152611926Aspinall
>>152612131Never have liked him such a cocky bastard he should look in the mirror
>>152612131never liked him
Davies should become a spy, he has the most forgettable face ever.
boring boring littler
>>152612131There's no competition. It has the ominous feeling of late 00s/early 10s when Pheel won pretty much everything repeatedly.
right. i'm going for a shite before the dross v shite match
>>152611926rWadey
this year is that little swede guy's year
>>152612039Why?
>>152612207anon.....
>>152612207Based time-travelling shitter.
>>152612207i think you shat yourself hours ago
>>152612222>Heta v BellmontTechnically he isn't wrong even if he got the two matches mixed up.
Just FYI fellow bongs, there’s a Gladiators celebrity special airing on Christmas Day and dynamite (the hapa one) has got curvy as hell since the last season, think she might have had a boob job
>>152612203They get chances and they just shit their pants the moment they get an opportunity.Unbelievable.
>>152612270What do you want me to do then have a wank in front of my family on Christmas Day?
>>152612293talk about pulling a cracker
>>152612131Tubby
Tell me about your most impressive ever checkout in darts
>>152612270For me, personally, it's House of Games Hall of Shamer, the male gladiator Legend.
>david davies has a modus super series tattooimagine literally cattle branding yourself as a jobber for life
finally!
>>152612342
I like Davies, he's like me when playing, good scoring but doubles could take awhile.
>>152612335Checking out your ma in the pub loo. WAYHEHEEEE
for me, it is Andrew Gilding
This is David Davies' worst performance since the Brexit negotiations.
NIGGA HEIL LITTLER
>Wales' David Davies knows the first thing he has to do to prepare to face world champion Luke Littler - book time off work.>The NHS area manager from Denbigh delivered a straight sets win over Mario Vandenbogaerde in his World Darts Championship debut on Saturday.>The 40-year-old could not have wished for a better first game at Alexandra Palace, dropping just four legs on the way to a 3-0 win over 'Super Mario'.>After a guaranteed £25,000 pay day for his first round success, he will now take on world number one Littler in the second round, but only after he swaps his day off.>"I've got minimal annual leave left - but I'm sure if I take unpaid leave the £25,000 will come in handy!">Davies’ employer, the Denbighshire NHS Trust, refused to provide the BBC with a comment.
lots of blowouts 2nite
Shame for Jobber Davies. Littler didn't even have to average 100 there.
>>152612447probably going to get dragged into the office tomorrow and bollocked
Hope Mens goes full heel against Littler next, and he literally removes kebap.
>>152612447Fucking snitch press need to keep their beak out of it
>>152612487This would be so fucking funny, god pls make it happen!
>>152612487Littler will rape big Mens
littler's even developing a bit of the phil taylor 'magnanimity'
Someone needs to look into the red face syndrome
>>152612528but will he beat him at darts?
>>152612551kek
>Dweeb v SmellmontGrimTop half as it stands following yesterday and today's play:>Littler v Mensur>Heta/Bellmont v Cross>Gilding v Woodhouse>Plaisier v Ratajski>Bunt v Hurrell>Schindler v Searle>Clayton v Zonneveld>Harrysson v Pietreczko
>Dweeb - Smellmont
>>152612335164, T18, T20, bull. First dart was thrown at 20s, completely shanked it and lucked into the 18s.
>>152612606rat vs uter semi final, you've heard it here first
roidlet not being a sore loser for once
went and threw a few darts myself earlier in the break, did shit like usual, does feel nice though.
>>152612635Cheers gezzy
sex and cuddles with abby
>>152612635Just wasn't there from the start. The moment he started playing, he was already 0-2. Quite remarkable that two of last year's quarter-finalists (him and Dopey) have crashed and burned in the L64 like they have done.
>mensur said he wants to push luke off the stagekek
Haven’t made the end of a session yet and don’t intend to start now. Shan’t be watching dweeb vs smelly smelly
Absolute state of german fans.
>>152612700guaranteed kino incominghopefully a repeat of that MVG/Mensur game a few years back where Mensur pinned something ridiculous after MVG declined the bull
>>152612635class from gezza, not a sore loser like cullen x
>>152612635based can't believe are gerwin is one of the more likeable players atm
>>152612697>Quite remarkable that two of last year's quarter-finalists (him and Dopey) have crashed and burned in the L64 like they have done.i expect clown man and asspinal to follow
>>152612691Alright Dan, stop bragging and get back on the comms.
THAT'S MY GUY
>Smellmont has a qt Asian gfWhat's your excuse?
>>152612782i don't leave the house
>>152612749Had a laff when Littler talked to Katha about coming inside.Was talking about D18, and why he doesn't like it.
>>152612782i dont smell like stinky tofu
>>152612782I'm autistic
>>152612782I have no social life at all. I leave the house unlike the German, but all my hobbies are done in social isolation.
>>152612782i have 99 slayer
are there any videos of the redhead cheerleader dancing alone?
>>152612208based southpaw (literally me)
>Smellmont playing
>>152612782I had one when I was 18. She was hot.
How bad does this neckbeard smell I wonder?
Wtf happened to heta? What a fuckin mong
I look like Heta and smell like Bellmont
>>152612889I'd be more concerned about the absolutely revolting skin im sure its covering
>>152612791>talked to Katha about coming insideis there anything else to talk about with her?
>>152612131He's a completley new breed of professional darts player. Littler has has been throwing darts since before he could walk. He's never had a "real job" in his life and in his first year as a professional he had instant extreme success with constant positive press. I wouldn't be surprised if he's the most hated player on the tour
weirdly close averages in this session considering we had three 3-0 wins
grim match to finish with
Would you rather take a shower with Bellmont or Plaisier
What the fuck is Heta doing
Whats with the Fu Manchu moustache?
Come on man what the fuck are you doing
that was a pathetic leg
>>152612335T20; D16
>>152612960Plaisier, seems like a bro, who also doesn't give a fuck. Smellmont would be more awkward probably.
>>152612926Set play is a funny thing
>>152612977he attempts to manufacture a wacky on stage persona
>>152612960>implying bellmont showers
>>152612960I'm fine, thanks you.
>>152612960Plaisier has the childlike qualities of Sloth. Bellmont's steely gaze terrifies me. He'd have been chief rapist during the Italian Wars I guarantee it.
>>15261233525 - 9, 0, 0
>>152612960Bellmont looks like he'd try to show me pictures hes taken of children on his phone. So Bellmont it is.
>>152613015I imagine Plaisier's keepers just hose him down.
>>152612917That’s a lot of gable to say ‘I’m bitter of his success’
>>152612977An attempt at having some sort of personality. It's the same sort of thing as collecting hot sauces and funko pops
>>152612960Depends. How big is the shower? Plaisier would take up an entire regular shower.
>its another heat gets extinguished in a tv tournament with the mildest of rain cloudsMaany such cases!
>play don't look back in anger since cullen is out and you won't hear it again otherwisebased
not going to brag or anything but bellmont and I could be twins.
>>152613065This is an historically bad display for him. He has NEVER averaged sub-80 in his entire time in the PDC.
>>152613089Grim
>there's only one damon heta
>>152612977Australian.
>>152613207I guess its a bit like a mullet for your face
Dweeb is a fucking enigma. That was a 105 average set.
I don’t get the ‘thats a good marker’ meme. Is it actually helpful to narrowly miss. I doubt it makes much difference
>>152613047>collecting hot saucespeople do this?grim lid x
>>152613274Im far too shit at darts to know if you can somewhat dial it in if you narrowly miss
how often to you guys throw darts
The way some of the seeds have crumpled this year is surely going to see a few more qschool sign ups
What is going on over here?
>>152613310hour or so a day, soft tip though, not steel.
>>152613310If im in a pub/bar that has a board (which isnt often) ill fuck around with it, not against anyone just seeing how I can do. Im terrible
>>152613339ritual summoning of barry hearn
>>152613274Basically just aiming to repeat the previous throw and hopefully you'll either land in the double, or get a nudge off the one you just threw
>>152613339kek, reminds me of this picture.
>>152613310Never
>>152613310Play for pub team once a week. Practice near enough every day.
Why did aussies make the mullet and mustache popular again?Looks like ass on everyone i see it on
Why is the mongpit singing about Van Gerwen when he isn't even playing?
Think Bellmont will be to darts what Luca Brecel was for snooker.
>>152613310only when at the pub so pretty much everyday
>>152613337I think this year is the biggest example yet of how flawed Q-School is.
>>152613274Obviously a lot of darts skill is repetitive motion. Being a few mm away from where you need to be is helpful for your next throw because you don't need to change much, just do it again. And if going for a double, especially on an odd, it's better to miss than hit the single. If you get the single you're now aiming somewhere else on the board and can't be repetitive. So you've thrown almost the right dart, you get another chance at it, and since what you did before was almost perfect you can just emulate it again . So it's a good place to be.
>>152613310Got a board last Christmas and threw thousands of times in the first week. Good present. Need to get back to that
>>152613483Kek.
i've never thrown a 180 in my life
>>152613457There's probably a bald guy there
>>152613457wait til you find out that kolo & yaya toure are footballers!
Bellmonts the sort of guy who come out as trans
>>152613603Except instead of hrt he just wears a woman's skin
>>152613475they should at least put a few more cards down to the challenge tour
Bet life was rough for teenage Belmont, fat and acne ridden
>>152613644Buffalo Bellmont
>>152613479Didn’t read this sorry
>>152613670Probably, but what possessed him to think the neckbeard was the solution
>>152613732kek. IT WILL THROW THE DARTS!>>152613670I can see that, glad he seems to have found his calling anyway.
>>152613732he should probably put some lotion on his own skin
>>152613772Like all neckbeards he can't be arsed to shave.
