SUPERCOPPA ITALIANA FINAL>Monday, 22nd December 202520:00 Napoli - Bologna//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////SERIE A ROUND 16>Saturday, 20th December 202518:00 Lazio 0-0 Cremonese20:45 Juventus 2-1 Roma>Sunday, 21st December 202512:30 Cagliari 2-2 Pisa15:00 Sassuolo 0-0 Torino (ongoing minute 58)18:00 Fiorentina - Udinese20:45 Genoa - Atalanta>Wednesday, 14th January 202618:30 Napoli - Parma20:45 Inter - Lecce >Thursday, 15th January 202618:30 Verona - Bologna20:45 Como - AC MilanThread theme: https://youtu.be/2TA3IKH8Y5cReminder to prepare your broth for the Christmas tortellini, order your pandoro from the local pasticceria, send a postcard to family far away, wrap your presents on time and most importantly keep it schizo at all timesPrevious: >>152563432
>>152604070>>Rugani dead for two monthsWhat? lmfaoI didn't even notice him getting injured
Successfully avoived a loss while numerally inferior against a tough opponent
>institutional benuldies to save the mighty Turdinothis league reaches a new low every season, I expect Fiocretina to receive the same treatment
>Jj acting like anyone wants to touch Bremer (aka. Chernobyl knees)A bit like when an ugly woman walks up to guys that have never interacted with her and tells them they aren’t good enough for her to try and boost her own self esteem
>>152605243He's cheap, reliable if fit and Allegri has a good staff. He made Chiesa look like a top player
>>152605139Good op
>alnegru>good staff???????????????????????????
anytime i read the post of an ABJ i feel like losing neurons faster than willingly injecting another booster
>>152605282this but instead of ABJ's it's unironic alnegru raters
>>152605139>order your pandoro from the local pasticceriaOk, but what should those of us with tastebads that didn't stop developing when we were 8 years old do?
>>152605320adhere to the Moroccan culinary calendar & seasonal produce if you haven't already
>>152605351Just because you can't afford a good panettone it doesn't mean pandoro is good
>Davide Calabria plays in Panathinaikos>Andrea Conti went to Serie B with Sampdoria, played 9 games in two seasons and retired at 31.
Today I feel Pro Vercelli
Even if you had no functional tongue, just observing which players and posters prefer pandoro and which ones prefer panettone should tell you all you need to know.It's Chvrches v. Way45 all over again.
>Netherlands talking about tastebuds I have never even heard of a single Dutch dish
>>152605406how's yours doing after all the passive-aggressive snogging with twinkazzo?
>>152605454Neither has your family outside of discount pasta brands
>>152605454Strootpoopwaafels
>>152605454fried eel with a side dish of damson berries is very popular there.
>>152605454Broken clocks and allat>>152605486Eel is usually smoked, but only really in the incestuous fishing colonies that do more grams of cocaine annually than they have braincells
Talking about the italian golden bread (that is eaten by the best serie a playerd):https://youtu.be/xMablIePRQ4
Epstein liked Pandoro too btw
Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs, former consvl and aedile of Lativm from MMXXIV to MMXXV. Deposed by Imperator Clavdivs Lotitivs and exiled to become prefect of the bvlls of Cisalpine Gavl.He now retvrns, not from the snows of exile but from the stony fields of Romagna, having led the maroon-clad legions of Torinvm to a hard-won victory over the men of Sassvolvm. With discipline, gravitas, and iron resolve, his cohort stood firm, broke the enemy lines, and claimed the spoils before the watching plebs.Witnesses say the omens favored him: the standards held high, the defense unbroken, and the strike from the Pannonian legionary delivered at the destined moment. The conspirators in green and black were repelled, their ambitions dashed upon the shield wall of Torinvm.
Pandorian legionary
>>152605552Imagine if the Pakistanian girl who regularly gets kilimetres of Scottish dick ended up reading posts like these.This is why she chose other men.
>>152605565your brain has been inappropriately touched by twitter's algorithm, yet no one holds it against you.
>>152605581PD lost.
>>152605454They made stroopwaafel I can forgive them for frittenpataat con maijonaase or whatever they eat over there
pd = PanDoro
M5S
>>152605597>frittenpataat con maijonaaseDo Dutch cuisine manuals recommend or advise against using the same potato that has been put in the mouth to speak their language?
>>152605454Pickled herring also known as the Frisbeehead polenta
>>152605565I’m going to ask chatgpt for a retort but I just want to know you’ve hurt my feelings.
>>152605139he really looks like he came out of a British dark comedy movie about Zingaro mafias
I have some coins for whatever reason, which Raffaele Paladin skin should I get
This post is reserved for the Fiocretina owlwatchers counter.How many of us are here tonight?
>>152605708Left looks better but I would never spend money on mobile games or whatever this is
>>152605741They'll win today
The Vinicius to Jj prophecy will come true
>>152605708Just get the season pass, those cash-shop skins look so out of place in-game. They're like those Assassin's Creed mounts where you suddenly ride around on a flaming polar bear.
Lucy Monchi
I knew Pioli was a fraud but my god how did he manage to do this much damage in that little amount of time
>>152605888What not signing Youssef Chermiti does to a mf
>>152605888Pioli has his share of the blame but he isn't the only culprit here.The supporters are a bunch of resentful peasants creating too much tension in the general ambience, the owner is not around enough due to personal health issues, the general manager is a novice who, until recently, managed communications for a mall (that's right), the rest of the management is inexperienced (including the fired blokes who were there in the summer and put the team together) and the players are a bunch of wimps who, left to their own devices, promptly started arguing amongst themselves. It's a train wreck unfolding in slow motion.
>>152605199gud job
tomorrow time to go up north for xmas again. big comfy and no fabbrica
>>152605888Everyone in the Viola squad is a Serie B shitter except Mandragora and De Gea.Management focused so much on building a new stadium that they overlooked staying in Serie A. Now they will have the freshest venue in Serie B.
please injure multiple poodinese players my viola fra, >we are gonna be without multiple players and I fear what shrimpy could do to >us
All our times have comeHere, but now they're goneLaziali don't fear the ShrimpyNor do the lefties, trannies, or the rain(We can be like they are) Come on, baby(Don't fear the Shrimpy) Baby, take my hand(Don't fear the Shrimpy) We'll be able to fly(Don't fear the Shrimpy) Baby, I'm your man
>>152606469>Laziali don't fear the Shrimpy>Nor do the lefties, trannies, or the rainbut ask them about them liquidity indexes...
what a cluster fuck
Last Christmas I gave Rodgers my heartBut the very next Fall he gave it awayThis year to save me from tearsI gave it to Wilfried Nancy
Okoyebros now we can go back home early and beat up our wives
Milanbros we are eating good
Okoye to bbilam, who says no?
that Okoye exit sure was peculiar
>>152606722do NOT look at his bet365 account
being udinese's director of football must be the ideal job for conducting social experiments applied to football>no fans to challenge you>no expectations>team could finish 17th for twenty years straight, no one would bat an eyelid>stadium is almost always half empty>access to millions of underpaid slav engineers and african doctors to pick from>there's almost always a manager who can make sense of the forty or so players in the squad>accountability of your job is now under review by an amerijew>meaning that the few remaining taboos of the Pozzo era regarding the slave trade disappeared
Surely fiore can win this game, right? RIGHT?
>>152606764Fiorentina will reach top4 but you're not ready for this
>>152606764They're doomed
>>152606764Up one man and with the institutional benuldy to seal it in the second half? They already won it
ABFs really quiet tonight
There's people who unironically thought Fiore would get relegatedSome of them work on TV
> BBC: no injuries> Yt boi: huge kitchen maid hairnet to protect his little boo-boo BNWO stays winning
Sparta won.
A second Fiorentina goal has hit the Udinese...
boooooo
/seriea/ what Christmas gifts did you get for your gf?
HAHAHAAH /SERIEASS/ IN SHAMBLES
>>152607034Does platonic gf count? A Wes Anderson bluray boxset that was way too expensive, but actually kind of fun, and giftcard for a chocolate/bonbon workshop to do together.
*turns it off*
>two assist for Beanz>Mandragora goleJuventus DNA saving the day once again when needed most
Fiorentina will finish 6th, mark my words you fucking losers
>>152607094Ducci you are likely the most culinary accomplished person I know
that reminds me, miretti got linked to Lazio yesterday or the day before
>>152607239Perin, yes. Want to swap him for Mandas? He's a great goalkeeper! Did you know his grandpa built Littoria?
>>152607239miretti is too solid of a player for lanzie's liquidity index
>>152607292Although I dont mind perin, i'd only swap mandas if the deal included 10m. I really like mandas so I'd be more than happy to keep him
Can't believe we FINALLY have a first opinion about Mandas, and it comes from the brown-loving Scoterrone!
>Paratici in Italy, on the table the proposal from Fiorentina to make him the new director of the technical area for the next 4 and a half years. Is /seriea/ ready for the big comeback?
>>152607034>gf>>152607392That’s not me, that’s the Yorkshire Laziali (I think)
By the time the match ends, I shall perform my most difficult magic trick: making the American violafag suddenly reappear
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they werent supposed to win before 2026
Viola finally unlocked
>>152607662he posts in the europa and conference threads
For the poster that rightly stated "soft pinchable belly > chiseled abs"
More Juventus DNA coming to the rescue, lovely
HOWEVER
almost forgot about gosens
>conceiding 5 goals to FiocretinaWhat does Udinese do apart from always finishing 10-12th
based fiocrentina
>>152607034>gfI said I won't be crying this Christmas
>>152608083They gotta catch 'em all
Half the league played, now 3 weeks of winter break before it all starts back up again.Christmas truly is the darkest time of the year isn't it heh...
>>152608778shall be scouting 3 (THREE) players
>>152608790I cant tell if its ai slop anymore
>>152608790Kek filename
>>152607755I believe there are two of us
>>152609549
>James ransone dedRip to real one
>>152609717Generation Killbros...
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>ligurians
>serie ass is not rigged
perfectly normal match day, nothing to see here
I am now only scouting 1 (ONE) player...
I have never watched the wire nor sopranos
>>152609717>suicideHis pal Ray did not in fact make the right turn
>>152609971Everyone already knows you have shit taste no need to reaffirm it every thread, or you know what this could be your new gimmick something alone the lines:>Threadly Reminder the twinkazzo has shit taste
>>152609971we already know, your waistline wouldn't be able to handle it
nothing left to do but hope my duce Perin really is coming home soon, gn.
gud job viola.
>you have to consoomLmao whats going on? Why are you all so sensitive lately? Is it because of christmas? Also I watched gomorrah which is like the original sopranos (also also I watche the many saints of newark and it was not special)
>>152610286>gomorra>originalsaviano plagiarised entire passages of the book from articles published by local journalists in naples and caserta without even acknowledging them and went with it, for which he was convicted and ordered to pay compensation.same applies to some of his other books, where he went so far as to copy pages from Wikipedia without even changing the words.
>expecting pandoroboy to take that into account
>>152609971Of course not Youre a balkan zoomer
>>152610443The show was still good
>>152610286
>Morocco winning Pray for Duccio and Belgio
>>152610611the writing in the book is flaccid, repetitive and fails to leave a lasting impression beyond a few main characters. the adaptation of the series is very good mainly thanks to the directing and excellent gloomy photographic work. but after the first two or three seasons (not even thirty episodes), it fades completely among the lack of rhythm, rushed intentions, the failure in developing new main characters properly and fully reverts back to reflect the lack of ideas from the author in the broader run.the open ending of the sopranos alone, which still leaves room for original interpretations made by first time viewers to this day, gives a whole course of lessons in narrative to saviano's clichéd and pandering approach to writing.
>>152610929The Gomorra later seasons fall flat because they let one of the actors (the bald one) direct everything
>>152610595>you should watch mafia moviesWhy?
>half psv playing for Morocco
>Second straight red card for a goalie in 4 hoursYes very natural. Not some kind of insider betting scheme being facilitated at all. Tonali and Fagioli popping pro secco and smoking victory cigars right now.
>>152610929>>152611081This scene was the most memorable of that series for me https://youtu.be/KKFS-eHQAwIThe rest I don’t really remember
>colombobe afraid la dea, be very afraid
At least one of Endrick, Rodryg or Vinicius will come to Jj that is the prophecy
>Roma needs a goalscoring attacker>sign Zirkzee on loanWhat did they mean by this
genoabros...
>>152611970how many Roma goles for big zirk?
>>152611970>>152612454You know full well Baberini is gonna cook very damn hard with him, might just straight up win the league.
Gasperini really killed Dovbyk’s mental and Allegri really killed Gimenez mentalI’m wondering whether it’s just a thing in nature when a new serie Ass manager comes to a team they want to kill off all the strikers of the previous manager Just like in nature when lions take over a territory they kill all the male cubs of the previous male lions
Genoa loss? I'm buying everyone a drink tonight!
>>152612704Or Dovbyk has always been a shitter apart from 3/4 a Covid season in Girona and Roma was retarded for ever spending all that money on him
Bring back the pink kits
slavoj zirknegrubros are we b-back?
>Joshua Orobosa ZirkzeeImagine the Barbosa edits
Olivia on a free transfer
Olivia Rodrigo Bentancur
>>152609971get on that fra
>The US is considering sanctioning Spain over Israel - Israeli Channel 11>The United States is considering taking punitive measures against Spain over Madrid's refusal to allow ships carrying military cargo intended for Israel to dock in its ports, considering these steps undermine American maritime trade freedom.This is related to /seriea/ because Cesc Fabregas, Como's first team coach, supports that Sanchez commie bastard
another Pioli masterclass. APOLOGIZE.
> Exclusive: Juventus interested in Mandas as Perin pushes for Genoa return
>>152614828Anon…
>>152616950based brozo
Spalletti: "We have everything. Beautiful headquarters, beautiful pitches, and beautiful locker rooms. We must go and try to become a beautiful team as well.”
>>152617160We also own a beautiful stadium. Keyword: own :)
>>15261695040 year-old epic brozo café would bench Locatelli instantly.
Buongiorno, the Jj doesn’t play today :)
