>black qb edition
good teams
>early windowgrim
Comfy /redzone/ time with the /redzone/ bros
My body is ready for rapid fire mediocre footballEarly Afternoon (1 PM ET Window): Bills vs. BrownsChargers vs. CowboysChiefs vs. TitansVikings vs. GiantsBengals vs. DolphinsBuccaneers vs. PanthersJets vs. SaintsLate Afternoon (4 PM ET Window): Jaguars vs. Broncos (4:05 PM ET)Falcons vs. Cardinals (4:05 PM ET)Steelers vs. Lions (4:25 PM ET)Raiders vs. Texans (4:25 PM ET) >rape
Where my /redzone reffbros at?
Please continue to lose respectably
>>152607170>Buccaneers vs. PanthersThe underrated game of the day.
>>152607215Early window yeah. Game of day is Fags/Horses
Good morning RedZone frens. Looks like I'll be here all day
game streams & open mic for anonshttps://discord.gg/cMQyC2f9dC
AND SO IT BEGINS, THE GREATEST HAPPENING OF OUR TIME
HERE WE GO STEELERS
my shitty Commies lost yesterday so I get to chill with complete detachment
>>1526070217 hours of commercial-filled faggotry STARTS NOW
>>152607212JJ McCarthy will gently bootyblast you
who >fantasy semifinals hereI don't sportsbet but my asshole is clinched today
nice to see you frens again on this lovely sunday, lets football! :D
>shilling for Redzone on RedzoneCommercials have gonn too far
Watching Redzone for the first time this season. Usually I’m busy and then watch the condensed versions of a handful of the games during the week. I also don’t play fantasy football. But given how shit the schedule looks, and not wanting to watch full broadcasts with all the commercials, guess I might as well
>80 degreesLolphins should be forced to play in refrigerated dome
OCTOBOXCTOBOX
w-where is the week 16 KC game thread Chiefs Kingdom??
have you checked the streams? which one is most ahead today?
Octobox
>>152607318>watching redzone to avoid all the commercialsAnon, I...
ngl i really like the saints color scheme
SEVEN HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FILLED FOOTBALL START NOW
>>152607267Next year bro, Whitt will be gone
>Quinn Sewers starting an NFL gameExtremely grim
The already
>Jets wearing white>Saints wearing off-whiteoh no no no
>>152607341I know Redzone has been cramming commercials in now. I just mean not subjecting myself to the horror show that is the modern live NFL broadcast
>BLELS
>>152607356Who?
annoying ass snow filter on every game switch?
>>152607356still better than arch
Why hasn't Hill retired yet?
Lol imagine if the Bills lose to the Browns
>>152607365Light gold/beige isn’t off white. Now, if one was wearing a light gray jersey that would be different
I'm feeling manic alright
SCOTT HANSEN NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>152607349from your lips to God's ears
>>152607372Last night Fox was brutal with the commercials
>>152607398it's the most confusing color scheme I've seen all year if the Saints want to wear "light gold/beige" jerseys than the Jest should wear green
>shedoodoo carving up razorcakes
Sean "Todd Bowels" McDermott 'defense'
Those piss yellow Saints uniforms are cursed
>shadman
Uh..Billsbros why is Shedeur carving the defense now?
Shedeur to ATL would go crazy
>shadtimewhy does he show an empty wrist all the time?
>defensive minded headcoach whose defense is always shithow do they keep getting jobs?
>>152607466Something about an expensive watch
>>152607419Yeah, I didn’t watch the game live and deliberately avoided hearing any results. This morning I downloaded the full game broadcast without commercials (unfortunately the condensed version wasn’t posted) and with watching it at 1.25x speed and fast forwarding during dead time between plays, I finished it in about an hour.
>>152607489efficient but feels so soulless
>>152607489save yourself the time and just watch the youtube highlights that the nfl channel posts. with ublock there aren't any ads and it takes 15 minutes
Nine can't win with these cats
>Ewers already playing better than Tua
>Ewers>doesn't throw pick
>>152607495only reason to watch the full game is to see the "full 22" camera
My Bolties better not blow this
>>152607494I believe me, it’s not soulless. You don’t have to fast forward but watching the game a bit sped up loses nothing. But doing the quick jump aheads in the useless dead time and replays between every incomplete pass and 2 yard run you lose nothing.>>152607495Nah, if it’s a game I expect to be good, I watch the full condensed game. Although I do usually watch the YT highlights of the rest of the games, assuming the NFL posts them… they seem to not make ones for every game every week
Cook cooked
>Keon still being a dumbfuck
There's something undeniably satisfying about taking a rancid dump. Like a necessary expulsion of toxins, purifying the body, more potent in propotion with the nastiness of the shit. Especially the morning after drinking.
>>152607504>Mariota>TuaPolynesians are simply shit at qb
BASED COOK
Any other Titans fans out there?
>>152607558Speaking the truth.
>>152607318Welcome aboard
Michelin star level Cooking
>>152607541but do you feel the emotional flow of the game? do you get hype? obviously purely psychological so will vary but I can't without the live aspect
>>152607571Yeah cause I want my actual team to move up in draft position.
>>152607558I too enjoy watching the Browns
where did all the chiefs fans go. there's no game thread for them
Shough is the future for the Saints.
>>152607613virtual cancun
Shit teams
>>152607504
>>152607613>bandwagoners>fans lol.
Oh fuck off thats not roughing go away refs
>dude wipes defense
>>152607620that nigger is like 35 him and Purdy were classmates
>>152607613we're busy fastidiously taking notes scouting our backups and young guys. too bad Rice and Thronton are out, I need to see more of them. don't really want to give Rice a contract at this point as a true #1 but I'd like to sign Thornton and keep developing him
Sackson Dart
>>152607645To be fair, Harrison Smith, as a white man, should be held to a higher standard. He knows better than to act so thuggishly.
>>152607591It would definitely be a hell of a lot better watching the game live like I always used to do. But I just can’t tolerate the commercials anymore. I can’t tolerate the spam of insurance, pharmaceuticals, and sports betting anymore. I can’t tolerate how every single play needs to have a replay, even if it’s an incompletion or 1 yard run. Maybe if I’m around for the playoffs I’ll watch those live, but I wouldn’t be surprised if I just do shit I want to do and watch the condensed games later on
>>152607634should just send Tua home, he's a distraction at this point
>>152607613why are you so obsessed?
Sick catch
BOLT THE FUCK UPHERBIE MAGIC
>Cowshits
BAKEY MAKEY
>>152607620Shough's Fough and Sough>formerly sneeds
Why do WRs get away with push-offs 99% of the time, but a tiny shove from a DB is flagged more often than not? This league is so soft
TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS
>>152607729But the think of the analytics bro!
Dart already looks way slower than he did in the beginning of the season. The CTE is taking effect.
Bills defense is so fucking bad lmao
>>152607702because of shit like this
>Bills defense
>>152607747CTE isn’t real and neither are concussions
>>152607613Bandwagon fans
>>152607752>getting enraged by this asswipe's ragebait
>>152607747Dude got concussed like 5 times this season
>>152607752>taking the rage baityour kind is so easy
>>152607692I've seen vtuber fans use scripts to sync up their live /vt/ threads with VODs for belated watchers. wouldn't work with a condensed game cut and you're just missing porn spam but it's a neat idea
>>152607771then explain Puka
>>152607747needs skataboo to carry the burden
God I fucking hate how bad the Bills defense always is in the 1st half. It’s like these niggas forgot how to play the game between every Sunday and need the 1st half to remember.
>>152607752he never said this
>>152607771Alright Puka we get it, get back to the film room.
Shadodo
See that’s why their 3-11
He dindonuffin
>Bills defense gets luckyyeah they still suck.
>>152607831>their
LET'S GO PANTHERS
That int wasn't Shedeur's fault but im going to blame him anyways.
miami is gonna win by spamming achane
Titans are not making this tank job easy for us
scott having no idea what clips they're going to to but damn will he just talk and make it up anyway
>>152607795it funny when you realise that a ton of anti simites are spics and niggers
>bungles tackling
So the defense just has to get super lucky on picks all the way to the SB. That's doable right?
>>152607799Babich is special needs
clowns WR room has to be the worst in the league, coaching staff and all
>Bengals defenseBurrow is going to retire early.
WHO IS THIS "A CHAN"
>>152607846it literally was, threw way behind him.
>dung
JJ got Kelce'd
>>152607806yes he did
>9
>>152607902You can delete it but the cringe remains.
>>152607926let me guess>anonymous source
This season keeps proving more and more there need to be stats for receivers causing interceptions
>>152607949Nah blame it on the qb for being a dumbfuck throwing it to them.
is shough the real deal?
>>152607994how is this on the qb? >>152607982Or the Shuckdoor int, neither of them were their fault
why are the saints wearing urine soaked bed sheets?
>>152607949Been saying this for years
>>152608022>throw behind receiver>they try to make a 10/10 catch>blame the receivertypical
>>152608023I pissed meself last night.
>Dak doing the here we go shit again
>cowboys have no expectations>play wellmany such cases
that here we go shit will never not sound retarded
>>152607949>make bad throw>wr struggles to catch it but can't adjust>flies into the hands of defenderstill the qb's fault
Scott Hanson fucked up lol
>ScottWhat was blud saying?
>>152608048>>152608042>t. enjoyed Omaha
>>152608056>dak ahhscott
"Including or not including gang violence?" - My fantasy season.
>>152608049>>152608036why are you samefagging this so hard?
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>152608066I don't enjoy any of those retarded cadences
>>152608102Suffers from this bussy
Ninja
wait the queefs are playing? they haven't showed their game once
>>152608126Faggot
>Ran the ball 15 times damn
>>152607806>>152607947It's okay Nick I know you never said it
>>152608138they keep showing the cowboys game instead lol
>>152608138no mahomesno interestsimple as
>>152608049>>152608036both the ints we just saw were well within the receivers catch radius, the int should be on them
I got drunk and pissed all over the garage last night
Ewers is good.
Was Tua holding Miami back?
>>152608167Schizo Alert!
>>152608162you've never played football and it shows. you apparently don't know what momentum is either
>>152608167SCHIZO ALERT
Shedeur is already a top 10 qb in this league. #bluesquare
>>152608167SCHIZO ALERT!!!
>>152608172I always thought he'd make a good systembabby honestly >>152608179Obviously, he was such an injury risk it limited the playbook.
>>152608179>55mil to lead the league in ints
>>152608182You doing okay bud? Quite the meltdown you had last night.
LEFTY KICKER
>>152608179yeah after he got brain damaged the 2nd time.
>>152608221Schizo alert
>>152608179the only reason tua was ever good was that he had tyreek and waddle to throw toany NFL-quality QB could look decent with those weapons (see: Detroit)
>captcha reminding me I never learned to triforceWell fuck you too then
>>1526070217 replies to a two word post in under 2 minutes.That is Charlie Kirk levels of African worship. Ředdit faggots are truly deranged.
>>152608221KFC recipe
>>152608244you talking about stafford again?
>>152608184>you need to play football to tell if a ball near a guys shoulder is close enough to catchlmao
fucking panthers man...the cucs practically gifted you the division this year, but nope
>>152608262weird concession, but we take those here
>>152608228You think that was a meltdown just wait until my Ravens shit the bed today. It's finna be a wobbly for the ages
>>152608261it's not stafford's fault that he's constantly surrounded by great WRs
>>152608263HOWEVER!
who was in the wrong here?
>>152608286>>152608283we run this shit
>>152608286bless you for saving that Deutschland
>>152608293pushed into him
>>15260829334 pushed him into the receiver. No penalty.
>>152608293there should be a deadline for fair catch like 4 seconds or something like that
The Carolinas might be the most useless states in the U.S. both north and south
>>152608325how long do you think punts are in the air, retard?
>some dumb black 'person' still seething about a shitty shitduer throwblacks and women are fucking pathetic crybabies.
Cowboys secondary playing like it's a fucking exhibition game kek
The Dakotas might be the most useless states in the U.S. both north and south
>>152608273I only concede you're a faggot
>draft kings adDie
>>152608326you're thinking of the dakotas
MCCONKEY
my zesty burrs would bootyblast all these shit teams
>>152608255what are you talking about
HERBGODGOODLADD
>>152608356I don't think you understand what that term means
>>152608336hang time is on average 5-6 seconds bitch you probably don't even know what hang time is LMAO kys
TOUCHDOWN
>>152608343They are beautiful wilderness states.
>chiefs safetylol
>safetyLmao
>>152608375see >>152608273
Shedeur is lighting up the bills
>>152608373or you're just ESL
I watching redzone so I don't have to watch the Bills terrible defense. McBeane need to be gone at the end of the season.
Kinda feel like ordering chinese food.
>>152608399this was meant for >>152608356
>>152607021shedeur is shuckin' and jivin' out there
kek chiefs o line melt down
>>152608386>>152608388>titans win 2-0>>152608429the eagles unironically saved football
>safety lel
>Safety
CHIEFSISSIES...IT'S SO OVER
why did the chiefs give up?
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING APE YELLING AT THE COACHES THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT
>>152608358The ppv.to stream doesn't have ads
Minshew can't win with these cats
>SHEDOODOO BOOBOO
wait, so when Shedeur lit up the titans it was "they're the titans", so what's the excuse for the queefs?
Shedeur sisters....
>>152608457lol mahomes couldn't win with those cats
BREAKING NEWS: shadurr sanders hurt his pinky finger :(
Shedone
Don't pick too deep, Shedeur
what happens in the blue tent?
>>152608438careful the Chiefs Schizo is in this thread. Don't trigger him or he'll shit up the thread
>>152608469Too demoralised after missing the playoffs
SAUNDERS OUT (BOO-BOO)
Cut it off like a real man
>>152608489quickies
>>152608484not the wee lil willy :(
>>152608489Involuntary sodomy
>>152608469Minshew+ Rice, Thornton and 4 Tackles out
>QB Primate
DOINK AND IN
>Chargers heeming people for no reason
CHIMPOUT
Heemed that bitch
>>152608469Minshew is less than mediocre
>>152608489Prostate exams
/r/ing webm of jets d coordinator shucking down sidelines
>doink
>>152608417>>152608399 (You)this was meant for >>152608356 (You)
Ninjabros, they are dabbing on us
George “Cotton” Pickens
chikaner is losing it already
HOL UP
I hate being a cowboys fan
>offense finally playing good>defense is shitting the bedCam on Bolts
anybody watch the big game last night?
Jerry is gonna have to back up the brinks truck for Pickens.
damn dak is breaking records beast of a qbwonder how many playoff games hes been in or won
JJ got Kelce'd AGAIN
>>152608606Playoffs is when Dak plays his best football
>abdurr cardurrMore like the Giant IDIOTS hahahaha
NEIN
LOL OFFSIDES
NINE
however...
>GAYGAY
ABDUL THE NIGGER CARTER
kek why does McSharty do the tumble flip?
NINE NINE NINE SKOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
...
HOWEVER
LT never lined up in the neutral zone
Can Abdul Carter go a single game without being a disappointment?
>Abdul CarterKWABB
Jefferson is a broken man
HOWEVER!
-9
remember when he wanted Lawrence Taylor's number?
Oh my fuck reffies what the hell, poor bastard bust a gut for that
YES YES, WELL DONE GIANTS, WELL DONEHOWEVER...
Nikki Glazeme
>carterbust of the draft?
>>152608677>>152608669
chiefs might have to go to a 3rd string QBoh how the mighty have fallen
>>152608677Having the audacity to ask for that was the first red flag
>>152608392Retard
Is Cook leading the NFL in rushing yard now?
I'll be honest, I can't tell the difference between Minshew and Mahomes in their play style, and now they both have that limp
What did you think TOTAL QUEEFIE DEATH meant? Vibes? Essays??
>Faker Gayfield
>>152608730The Bills are always second
>>152608730He was only 30 behind Jonathan Taylor before today so yea easily 1st place now
minshew bros.....
Why are there ads all over the screen
>>152608593Rams-seahawks, bears-packers in consecutive days was awesome
>>152608708LET... uh... um.. Chris Oladokun cook
>>152608677Seems a cursed thing to do desu, bit like that guy on the Redskins
>>152608730yep
>>152608620How pathetic of a man is Jason Whitlock. Imagine hating your own people like this, selling out to grift for the right wing when no one even gives a fuck about you or your opinions and you’re not getting rich from it. His family probably despises him
>>152608773Judaism/money worship
>>152608513SEXO
Oladokunbros… we feasting today?
what site are we using at halftime today? I was thinking about seeing what beeg has to offer
>>152608620Why wasn't Jalen Hurts, noted superbowl winning white QB, included?
>Dolphins wearing their home jerseys at homeDon't see that very often
>>152608814illegal in 49 states
>>152608814Seeking
mike mc Daniel is a genius i hope we've seen the last snap by tua in a miami uniform
>>152608798wonder what she smell like
scorigami bros, how's 2-0 looking?
>>152608794What is incorrect about the chart?
>>152608851>>152608513you just know she has a perfect pussy and butthole
>>152608862it hurt his feelings
>>152608871Would love to sniff her butt hole
>>152608852
>thimble boyKwab
What is this giants Vikings game?
>>152608862Nothing is incorrect. It’s his caption associated with it. Pathetic negroid male
Uh the fuck is wrong with Dart?He still doesn't have a completed pass in the 2nd qtr
>>152608902holy fuck
Picxon Dart
>>152608902Shit teams
>fart
>>152608886I literally had a dream about Livvy and Paul having sex last night, I’m not even kidding. This is like dead internet theory
>visa adfuck you cunt
>>152608921>>152608927They look horrible, this is supposed to be the future of qbs? Glad niners have Purdy
>>152608871>you just know she has a perfect pussy and buttholeI have those videos saved on like 4 devices just in case she really gets after removing them once Pauly scores his $750M contract
nigga got his brain rattled
>>152608953My stream illegal stream doesn't have ads :)
>Brownstool
quinshon chudkins is down :(
Chudkinsbros...
The fuck happened to Judkins
>>1526088523-2 is rarer than 2-0 but neither are scorigami
>Quinshawn Chudkins
>>152608814I'm planning on some Whitney Westgate or some Dillion Harper
>Shuck
Shough and Shedeur at least look like they have potential, jj and dart looking like ass
>>152608988there's an NBA player named Dylan Harper now and I can't take him seriously
>judkins deadvax status?
was that Nine or JJ?
Nine
so now that the dust has settled, who was the shittiest team this year? tits, gnats, jests, raiders?
FUCKING STIGGERS
Uh isn't this supposed to be Giants home game?
Those Saints jersies look neat
Nine's feeding that wolf!
>>152609033my fantasy team
>Sticky NigsWTF???
>that split second where you can see judkins' leg bent oof
>>152609033Gnats looked solid but losing Skatt and Nabers hurtMy vote is for titans
__IGGERS GETS HIS HAND ON IT!
Stiggers!
Mahomesian pass from Herbert
TUSH PUSH
>browns kill another promising rb
That shovel pass was crisp
>Eagles don't do the tush push anymore, but the Chargers do
>>152609033Tits are the worst, but raiders are most hopeless
>>152609056yup that's a season enderjuddy was a great fantasy pickup for me
>>152609056is that his right calf rotated 90 degrees?
>>152607021Kek
>>152609056F
>>152609056>Milano flexing after murdering a guy
>>152609033You could replace the Raiders with an XFL team and get the same results they have
>>152609056can you make that super slomo, Nigel?
GARRETT>GARRETTGARRETT>GARRETTGARRETT>GARRETTGARRETT>GARRETTGARRETT>GARRETTGARRETT>GARRETTGARRETT>GARRETT
>accenture> Hahahaha wtf did I imagine that ad??
>>152609056His style was going to cause injury at some point, didnt expect it like that though
>Allenkwab
Josh what are you doing bruh
>trash allen
>allel
>TRASH ALLENWOMEN, NOT EVEN ONCE
Sanderseaque scramble from Allen
>Graham cucking Garrett out of the recordbased
false start K E K
Grrett really got cucked out of that sack
>>152609164That was rather Shedeur-ian.
>>152609103>season enderthere like 1 game left retard
Josh Allen ded
He'll get it against the Steelers. Sacking Aaron Rodgers. They won't let him get it against shabbos goy Allen due to all the current events.
He completed one!
I guess the Giants will be drafting Mendoza after all
are records adjusted for the 17 game season or do players now just get an advantage
>>152609245Mendoza should refuse like Eli did with the Chargers
THE SMOL MAN MARCHES ON
They have to leave Bowles in Carolina after that
>Cuccs>BrownstoolsKAWB
>>152609301Fucking Panturds, everyone promised not to pick Oddjob and they still did it
>browns
Fucking hell browns
>>152609319Coward
How do kickers just...miss kicks?
>FOOOMBLESKOL
is Josh Allen injured?
lmao just run the ball vikings
Uh... that was Nine's fault
Lol holy shit
oh kek
WE FEAST
NIEN NIEN NIEN
What was JJ doing??
NINJAAAAAAA
THATS MY N9NE
>dome babies
>without mahomes the chiefs are worse than the titans wew
>>152609247no they're not adjusted. the schedule has been getting longer the entire history of the league anyway. the jump from 14 to 16 games was a bigger advantage than 16 to 17 imo
>JJMcCarthy injuredMore Max Brosmer kino incoming
>>152609144
>>152609446BONK!
>>152609452Just put nine in
>>152609468Nooooo
>>152609468fucking hell, I appreciate your webms bro, but god damn
>>152609452Hell yeah
>>152609476
Half time fap time
>>152609491Happiest Minnesotan
>>152609505who did he throw it to?
Todd Bowles doesn't strike me as a Head Coach who understands football
>>152609505lmao wtf
Hey, Scott, how bout you shut the fuck up and show us some football thanks.
>>152609505Kek
>>152609491Why are the Viqueens so cursed?
>>152609505isn't this intentional grounding?
>>152609517Security guard in section C
>>152609545Half time in all games bro.
late window looking elite
>>152609563It wouldn't matter since the half would still be over even with an offensive penalty
>>152609568Not my problem. Figure it out.
>>152609577Only because Bo Nix and Jared Goff are playing
>>152609584I was pretending to be retarded
Bezos should get a refund for that
>cowboys, redskins, vikings, and chiefs all got slots on ChristmasThis looks so bad it almost makes the NBA look more appealing.
I love that the NFL doesn't respect the nba
>>152609577If by “elite” you mean “exactly 1 (one) good game” then yeah I agree
HOLIDAY GAMES FOR FUCK SAKES
DRAGON HERBERT
>>152609584it's the principle of the thing
These games look really shit all of a sudden
>>152609608nope 2 good games
>>152609607No one does, except wiggers
>>152609617Nine will give us kino (unless he really is dead)
The Herbster is looking elite today. Post Mina please
Mina literally hates /sp/ and thinks we're all incel losers
My seven favorite words in all of sports. It’s like Christmas before Christmas every year.
>Known as The Violator
>>152609640Chargers fans will still say Greg Roman's offence is shit and Quentin Johnston is the worst WR in the NFL when they crashout in the playoffs
>>152609563he's out of the pocket and the ball goes beyond the LOS
>>152609661Sounds about right tho
>>152609667Disappointing. For me, my favorite time of year is watching the Cowsoys completely collapse in the Wild Card/Divisional Round
dicker is a chinaman?
>>152609661Nobody asked you dumb chink
why is a non-american flag replying to me?
Oh well Im pretty sure I'm losing my semi finals fantasy matchup. At least I can sit back and enjoy the games now
>>152609670Yeah lol my ears perked up as well
>1 pass completion for Dart in the first halflollmao even
>ad
my boy quinn cant win with these fish
Why are flyovers so threatened by non-americans?
Baker Mayfield is sneaky athletic
>QBs get to ride the sideline for a bonus 10 yards because hitting them when they're that close to being out of bounds is illegalI'm getting so damn sick of this National Faggot League
nine bros nooooooooooooooooo
and that's a season wrap for Nine
>Nine is injured again Jfc...
>mcsharty injured AGAINgrim, skolbros
Unreal how soft GayGay is
He had a good run
>Vikings could've had Bo Nix but they have a DEI Somalian N I G G E R as their GMKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>152609738someone needs to play defense
>>152609796
I bet that wasn't Saduers fault either
>>152609796you filthy coward. Write that on your main
NEW>>152609840>>152609840>>152609840>>152609840
>Shedookie
Sandersbros....
