So, me own club... me own fahkin club just did it AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Aston Villa's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this upcoming season, or our chances in the PL for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/?#AmorIN or #AmorOUT?>Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingzofficial.com/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpkEW_fXJ0Mhttps://youtube.com/jesselingardhttps://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
>W 24-25Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa>D 24-25Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth>L 24-25Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea>W 25-6Burnley, Chelsea, Sunderland, Liverpool, Brighton, Crystal Palace, Wolves>D 25-26Fulham, Grimsby, Nottm Forest, Tottenham, West Ham, Bournemouth>L 25-26Arsenal, Man City, Brentford, Everton, Aston Villa
>>152608130shit image, shit template, do better, fellow brit
thread themehttps://vocaroo.com/1kH3cn2s1lbB
hot take: Villa played like shit in the 2nd half and didn't deserve to win, their defending was atrocious
OH NO NO NO NO THIS IS ALL AMASS' FAULT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W38qnv1YJasMELTY
so here we are then
>>152608130thanks fellow britbro
https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1psdccy/post_match_thread_aston_villa_21_manchester_united/Wow theyre on suicide watch
>>152608236He is Irish, not British
Was it true?
>>152608206without watching I know what he'll say>blaming the manager is stupid but it's the manager's fault. I don't want him sacked but he should be sacked
>>152608259
>>152608259hmm? he lives in the british isles, thoughbeit
gud ebening
>>152608173>fellow brit
>>152608259Erm it's called the British Isles m8.
Sesko playing like an absolute mong, he will end the season with less than 5 goals, utterly exposed
>>152608272not exactly but Villa couldn't get the ball out of their half from about minute 70 onward. Constant lost balls and wayward passes. That said, United barely had any REAL chances, they kept fucking up the final ball
>>152608236>fellow britbro
>>152608302come now, patrick, that's no way to speak to a fellow britisher, eh?
>>152608259he's as british as a cretan is greek
>>152608305agreed
>>152608206>£30k a week for this garbage
>undeserved win
>>152608289>the british isles>>152608303>the British Isles
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbMgghzuWOA
>>152608350extremely american post
>>152608333>a fellow britisher
The difference was Morgan Rogers.Bellingham must be shitting it rn as he's almost certainly out of the England squad so long as Rogers doesn't get injured.
>>152608350they dominated the league from about 1999 to 2010 when a lot of anons were growing up so seeing them fail is endless fun
top 4 next week united bros
>>152608206Reminder that Brent DiCesare paid himself £1.5 million this year.
>>152608350imagine the lakers or yankees went from winning 10 titles in 20 years yo becoming the laughing stock of their sport. thats man utd
Post soogs
>>152608334>Irish>British
>>152608407That literally did happen to the Lakers and Yankees though.
>>152608406he earned itbetter a /mug/chad gets rich from entertaining us than than another jew from ripping us off
>>152608302>>152608332>>152608369>>152608396>>152608421is there a problem? you don't even own all of your own little island, you should be proud to be British!
>>152608406this is why I can't enjoy his rants, it's all fucking fake. Dude probably makes like $50k every time they lose, he's secretly happy as shit but he has to ham it up for the camera
We did it, /mug/bros. We FUCKING did it.
>>152608350Which team?One was the most dominant force in football when a lot of us were teenagers and have the biggest fanbase in the world. The other are supported by the future King, the biggest team in the second city and Ozzy Osbourne.
>>152608437/yug/bros...>>152608452based british isles viperposter
>>152608350extremely arrogant fans. even now, they believe they're just a season away from top 4 and still say shit like "we shouldn't be losing to brentford"
>>152608452finally, the only irishman i can respect
>>152608446He's an actor playing a part and it's closer to 100k per performance.
>>152608445>you don't even own all of your own little islandOh, but we do.
>Teshko ExpressMeanwhile Hojlund is banging in the winning goals against Juventus and Milan...
ITS ACTUALLY UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW0bz6POO2kOUR GUY
>>152608496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w
>>152608350Man United did irreparable damage to the anus' of rival fans during the Fergie era
>>152608480Kikebridge just said "we're not Everton this isn't acceptable. Almost logged in to tell him Everton smashed them with 10 men 2 weeks ago.
>>152608520Theyre the maple laffs of footy
>>152608520what's pathetic about enjoying the loss of a team you hate?
>>152608474>british isles
>>152608520Pretty much
>>152608520man united is basically a 36 year-old 'retired' (busted) porn star who thinks she's still the hottest creature alive and resents the fact that nobody wants her anymore
>>152608561and?
>>152608496Londonderry
>>152608520Are you new to sport? I don't think /sp/ is the place for you.
>>152608561if it makes you feel any better their entire fanbase is chinese
>>152608561Don't think you should be watching sports desu lad
marry /mug/stmas
>saeed begging yoro to be DROPPED
>>152608561Sports were invented due to tribalism.
>>152608591that explains why it's such a dead slow board riddled with generals cancer
what's the most legendary /mug/ of all time? grimsby? europa final? offsite during the hack? liverpool 7-0?
>not using the imageRetard. Also I didn't make this, I made another one, but didn't do the poster as well.
>>152608573>36 year-old 'retired' (busted) porn starcorr
>wrong picture AGAIN/mug/sters btfo
>>152608577>Londonderry
>>152608643mk dons maybe
What are you getting for Christmas lads?
>>152608259Ireland is a British isle dude
>>152608643europa league final was my favthey had pinned so much hope on that trophy redeeming their awful seasoninstead they lost to >spurs
>>152608643for me, it's the 4-0 defeat at Brentford
>>152608573jordanchester unitedgetting shat on at a weekly basis
>>152608683how am i supposed to know when santa hasn't brought it yet? bellend
>>152608573>36ahhh, a woman's prime (i like milfs)
>>152608350>good /int/ or racial angleHoly yank post
>>152608130MERRY /MUG/MAS BROS
>>152608658
>>152608643any of the ones where they won a couple of games before and thought they were "back"
>>152608520yeah you didn't go to school with them
O MANTROONY
>>152608561Fucking yanks...
The only person who can save united AND he's currently a free agent
>>152608726A connoisseur and a man in the know.
>>152608712Jordan.....?
>>152608800every time this is posted, i am obliged to claim #1 for myself just in case anyone else tries to
>>152608714and you've just gone and blown it, you utter mong. you're definitely on the naughty list now
>>152608520Uncs be straight up not bussin frfr no cap they ain't even know Haaland been POGgers gainst their boomer ass teams finna finesse they ahh w/ pure POV aura like straight up Ohio fuckboy energy 6 or 7 goal a game type mother shit
>>152608643For me it's Copenhagen away, the Bournememe hammerings, Brentford, Brighton with welgoat
>>152608821come on then dickhead, i'll spin your jaw and shove a ferrero rocher up your arse
>play 3 CBs>have conceded more goals than 17th place nottingham forest
>>152608795All United have to do is publicly apologise to this innocent man and he'll come back and save the club.
>>152608800Fuckin' 'ell, little wonder Brits became a nation of sailors
>>152608643April Fool's Day earlier this year. I took a screenshot when it ended up on the /b/ catalog but that was on my old phone and I obviously couldn't find it in the archive>>152608645>RetardThen maybe you should have made the fucking thread.
>>152608786kek
>>152608898is his arm septic or something? christ on a bike
>>152608591Not on my watch.
>>152608907100 percentbut those are amerifats
>>152608696>Ireland is a British isle
>>152608800>>152608818CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152608818Come home, American man
>>152608818You'd love my mate Claire
>>152608643Mugs are better at old TraffordBayern fans bantering in English after their CL training session was great
>>152608130Thoughts on Stephen Graham's all time Liverpool XI?
>>152608974no need mate, as much as you lot have the stereotype, our obesity rates these days are almost identical, plenty of plaphogs about
>>152608916Just doesn't want mate.
>>152608643The Grimsby one was a quality /mug/. It felt more authentic, more real. Seeing them get battered in the league by meme outfits became a given. But losing to Grimsby, a fourth division side, was evidence of how graphically shit they have becomeThey were a hair away from going down last season
>>152608980>0 matchescorrrrr, gimme her number pal, finna plap
OP ruined the image so mine doesn't make sense.
>>152608992>Grobbelaar over AlissonMeme keeper only famous for meme penalties and getting angry. Would be exposed hard in 2025.>Carragher LBWas shit at fullback, Graham is just scared to piss off Big Scouse so had to fit him in. Should be Robertson>Fowler over Rush, Suarez or TorresI like Fowler but No
>>152609054>HairSpurs were even worse and they were still 13pts ahead of the 3rd relegation spot or some shit. Spurs are near the relegation zone again and yet they're still like 12pts ahead of 3rd relegation slot. Wolves won't escape.
>Rúben Amorim on Bruno Fernandes’ injury: “It is soft tissue… so it is going to take a while”
>>152609002Interesting to see why. Our whole society revolves around feeding so it's not hard to see why everyone baloons up.
>>152609199You don't have food there
>>152609068Her surname is MooreShouldn't be hard to find.
>>152608520t. Chairman of the Canadian Punjab Manchester United PLC supporters club
>>152608992absolutely hate these stupid things that force players into positions they dont play in and probably wouldnt do well in just to squeeze them in.often are too attack-focused, whether formation, players or both. also don't take account chemi between the players. irl the team would get creamed.salah at left midfield? literally engalnd 'golden generation' mentality>>152609091even owen accomplished more for liverpool than fowler
>>152608980this is the ideal female body. you may not like it, but this is what peak sexual, reproductive and nurturing performance looks like.
>>152608992>Boomer formationI actually made this pic a few days ago about the best Liverpool XI of the 21st Century. My subs would be:>Allison, Carragher, Agger, Hamman, Henderson, Owen, ManéI'm not going to comment on players before my time that I never watched. That being said, Fowler absolutely does not belong in the front two. Salah is wasted on the left wing and Carragher doesn't work as a starting left-back.Seems like he was just shoving as many big names as he could into a formation that doesn't work.
>>152608407Thats the Cowboys. They won like 5 superbowls in a row in the 1990s and fostered the most cancerous fanbase of all time in the NFL. Not even Patriots or Chiefs fans compare to the unberable, cocky nature of the Cowboys's, and since the 90s ended they have been complete garbage, jobbing every time they have the chance to get into the Super Bowl.
>>152608992Bit problematic to have Grobbelaar in there after what he said
anyone selling shit teams???
>>152609081>OP ruined the image
>>152609345>a white guy from Zimbabwe said something controversialWhat did he say, anon?
>Manchester United have lost the last 7 premier league games that Ugarte has startedThe Prince of Mug
braaaap
>>152609659/mug/arte
get unaidOOOP DE BILLA
>>152609613Not sure exactly what that anon is referring to but he did kill a load of blicks in the bush war
>>152609799>>152609613Grobbelaar also got told by a South African Witch Doctor in the earl 1990s that he'd put a curse on Liverpool to never win the league again.In 2018 Grobbelaar travelled to find another Witch Doctor and asked him how to lift the curse, he told him he must piss on both of the goalposts at either side of Anfield's pitch.Later that year Grobbelaar filled a water bottle with piss and poured it on the posts. Liverpool won the league a year later.Don't fuck with the voodoo shit
Don't understand this /mug/ desu lads, I mean did anyone actually think Villa wouldn't win today? Only people that gave united a chance were twitter pajeets
>>152609889>twitter pajeetsThat's 90% of their fanbase
>>152608992>>152609266He's only mixed up Salah and Barnes tbf. Carragher shouldn't be in there regardless of position. Swap him for Robertson and Fowler for Rush or Suarez and it's probably just a correct team.
>>152609874Just like how the Aboriginal Witch Doctors were allowed into Australian hospitals to "treat" victims of the Coronavirus.Superstitionbros, I kneel.
>>152609251Stretford Sikhs
SO IT HAPPENED AGAING
>>152608643its easily the >mouyes era this was the golden age of /mug/
>>152608800Need #3 to wank me off while I whimper and writhe in the bed next to her as she whispers sweet terms of endearment into my ear
Anyone posting in these shitty threads should be required to post their team's position in the league and record in the last 5 gamesThen you'd see the seethe is from fans of tiddler clubs (HI LEEDSFAGS)
could he have saved mug?
>>152611056oops, I meant him.
>>152608130just go with classic next timedaft cunt
>>152611036Reminder: man u are wank
>>152611036United's 2 biggest rivals have won the league every year for the past 7 years lol, i'm sure a lot of them are in here
>>152612409City have no fans here.
>>152609304This but unironically and I don't like it.>I love it
