>>152613564>rags
Brock Faber :)
>>152613564for me, it's avs:3
I miss him so much
>>152613647
>>152613647Just watched a replay of survivor series 97 and totally forgot that was the event of a century until they talked about the main event.
>>152613650Are you still waiting for the snake you ordered?
when's the next classic and stadium series games?
FEET!!
Year Rating Viewers Network Ref(s)2008 2.2 3.75 million NBC [60]2009 2.5 4.40 million NBC [60]2010 2.1 3.68 million NBC [60]2011 2.3 4.50 million NBC [60]2012 2.1 3.73 million NBC [60]2014 2.5 4.40 million NBC [60]2015 1.9 3.47 million NBC [60]2016 1.6 2.78 million NBC [60]2017 1.5 2.56 million NBC [61]2018 1.4 2.48 million NBC [62]2019 1.9 2.97 million NBC [63]2020 1.1 1.96 million NBC [64]2022 0.6 1.36 million TNT [58]2023 0.6 1.77 million TNT [65]2024 0.4 1.1 million TNTtruTV [59]2025 0.92 million TNTtruTVkek, nice "game" gary. ya fag
Most points in a season by a left handed center>215Most points in a season by a right handed center>199Most points in a season by a right wing>149Most points in a season by a left handed defenceman>139Most points in a season by a left wing>125Most points in a season by a right handed defenceman>103Most points in a season by a wrong-catching goalie>14Most points in a season by a left-catching goalie>9
>>1526137732nd of Jan and 1st of Feb
>>152613860cope nobody watches tv anymore
>>152613860>WC with the most viewers was the one where Crosby was murderedKINO
>>152613893im watching it right now queer
>>152613880All fags, btw
>>152613974
My penguins );
my avies :)
I am back Avies 4-2 today
>it was 1-3
Has this ever happened to anyone else while at a sports bar watching hockey?
>>152614140never been kicked out of a bar, noRegardless of what I'm doing there, never been cut off
>>152614140HEY! Yeah. YEAH FUCK YOU! I TELL YOU WHEN IM DONE FUCKING DRINKING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YEAH CALL THE FUCKING COPS I DON'T FUCKING CARE BITCH!
>>152613860The chicago blackhawks should play on truTV
Wild already beat the softpusys this year and that was without the best D-man in the league, Quinn Hughes, on the roster.
>fourfull draw in Tulsa
i like the mild's unisreminds me of a simpler time
>>152614279>a simpler timeIndeed.
Quinn Hughes looks like a cave jew
Betting on Mild.
>>152614309He is
>>152614309Quinn is a queer name
>>152614011hockey girls awooga
>queerposting
Is this the /hoc/ game of the night?
>potvin>giguere>luongo>cloutier>royquebec goalies used to dominate
>jack hughes is back tonightlfg debbies bros :)
holy shit these guys look old
Never let anyone tell you that Minnesota never had a true Asian on the team.
>most dangerous lead at the Key Arena
>>152614481
>>152614481They were on the decline of their careers 25 years ago...
>>152614459>>potvin.... SHIT>>giguere>>luongo...... SHIT>>cloutier...... SHIT>>roy
I wish you were fucking dead rapey
I want to see an Isles/Wild (Wild win, of course) stanley cup just so the Wild can make Roy retire for the 3rd time.
colorado announcers are the biggest homers in the league and the minnesota announcers are the most boring people on the face of the earthchoices, choices
>>152614619No one cares
>>152614753about trb's birthday kwarb mitch won
what a little bitch
dirty ass softpusys
I'm a loser with no talent
Do these queers ever stop queering off?
>>152614487matt dumba55 :)
>>152614845nah, he was "black" remember?
>softpusy radio station seethed about this btw...
im watching the two best teams in the central division right now
>>152614836did you ever stop trying to force a 2/10 gimmick
>>152615225hit a little too close for home for you?
>>152615246nah just had a big italian hoagie from this new place
>>152614487What about Dick Park?
i love the avs but they have the faggiest fanbase in the world
>>152614456brutal
I wish my wings win the lee again
>>152615270re-read that post anon...
>>152614487>>152615270samefag talking to himself
Two best teams in the league probably(failed three captchas to post this)
>>152615279We all wish for that
>>152615279The last time the Wings won the cup, Canada' drought was only 15 years (13 seasons)
>>152615295>failed three captchasbetter than that dumb fuckin' canuck last night
>>152615295vpn off, yank
>>152615288Checked
no millennium dillennium
>>152615295>(failed three captchas to post this)Retarded or shitposter?
>he said he's too stupid to figure out the new CAPTCHAsYou're among friends, and we don't judge you for being thick
>he's posting on his pc and phonehow embarrassing
>>152615295rangers and predators
>>152615328embarrassed for you
>he's canadianhow embarrassing
>he's posting in the third person
>>152615339I don't want to play a stupid minigame to make a post and when it's all those combinations of letters it's too much to remember
my avies! :)necas!
took the softpusys 18 minutes to score a team that is on a back-to-back
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>152615399So it's retarded
mild staaaanding around. necas is better than rantanen btw
>>152615399I said we don't judge you, so at this point, it's self-abuse>please stop
>>152615428>laffs
>i don't root for my hometown team! i root for the players from my country on other teams!kwab
>>152615428>necas is better than rantanen btwNot in Game 7s
>>152615456didn't they beat the jests in gm 7 a couple years ago?
this game is boring
my steelies :))
>>152615406very Caribean >we jammin', jammin', hope you like jammin', too
>>152615492Shut the FUCK up
>>152615479They beat the Jets in 5
think gary listens to reggae?
>>152615254>big Italian hoagiedon't care for your little pet names
>>152615532no owls?
felix the cat
mon habitants...
>>152615539death metal and Frank Sinatra> I've heard
>>152615617Same amount as (You). faggot.
>antti laaksonen>300+ gamesi dont remember this guy at all
>>152615643I have six ya fucking nerd
>>152615663>ikwab. good goy
>>152615647I remember the name but not the team or any defining characteristics. Guessed Predators because I feel like they have had a lot of mostly anonymous Finns
>>152615677no owl?
>>152615692Same amount as (You). faggot.
>>152615712we don't sign our posts here
>off-topic postingYikes.
>>152615682maybe he was a lemaire baby
>>152615647Wild (and CBJ) were forced to roster 4th liners for their expansion draft. They weren't gifted a insta-start franchise like the softpusys/goldenshower/krakfags
UwUhello /hoc/
>>152615868I bet he still eats lunchables
>>152615868uncrust these boxer shorts :)
>>152615725Shalom, rabbi.
>>152615890>buying pb&j sandwichesthat's retarded
Update on Tristan Jarry out a couple weeks.
>>152615910sup fedbro you glow just right
>>152615934Ok, Moishe.
>>152615932How will the Penguins recover from this?
>>152615949glowing
The world is scoreless.
>>152615841now explain the seattle kraken
>>152615983Not anymore thanks to my Sensies :)
>>152615910we're zio-friendly here
>>152615969Happy hannakuh.
I want a Demidov assisted Jackeye goal
qt bilka just stream rolls some weak lesbo on the fleet (Winn)
my broons :(
>>152616009I hope you have a miserable christmas.
>>152616006if you're going to try hard to sound grown up by using punctuation you should have capitalized hannakuh too
>>152615999We know, benyamin.
>>152615989Gary's play thing
wtf puck actually dropped at 7:00
Bath time baby!!!
>>152616047Sure thing, Amos.
>I don't know puckWe know.
>>152616119check the scoreboard kayden your lions are getting btfo
TONIIIIIGHT
why does mackinnon's nose look like that?
>>152616153How convenient things have gone, abraham
my avies!! :))malinski!
>>152616158>>152616158>WOMAN!!!
>>152616189He got into Nuke's nose candy
>>152616203Raped
>>152616198winning all night post your mom's feet I can tell you're underage
that's offside, but gary loves his softpusys
scar Habs
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUT
are pittsburg and columbus considered mid-west?
>>152616253no ohio kinda
KAPANEN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>152616239And then with the incest porn, huh ephraim?
>>152616281it's not incest if it's me and your mom ya fucking idiot
Monty would have blocked that
>>152616253it kind of has a nebulous definition, but especially after the politics slop I would be more inclined to use "rust belt" for that area and "midwest" for idk kansas, nebraska, missouri
Lost my chapstick again :(
>>152616305It's always incest with you, chain.
>>152616349That's rough bro. I have a vanilla flavored one and I love it
>>152616351too ya two minutes to come up with that one retard?
>>152616319would minessota be rust belt or midwest then?
>Matthews
>>152616369You charging by the second, noseferatu?
Trent Frediric is a healthy scratch
>>152616398
>>152616361Just bought it too ;_;
>>152616271What about Detriot?
>>152616525common they cost a 1$probably just forgot it in your pee hole
>4 shots in 14 minutes in Dull AssWhat a slurper, why aren't the stars raping the leaves
My Sensies are so back
Go Rangers, and fuck all you haters. That shield looks awesome.
>>152616559west is washedeast is tight af
these idiots would miss the yoffs if the lames and cantpucks weren't so shit
>>152616579The Stars are second in the ENTIRE LEAGUE, and the Leafs played last night and got bent over by the PREDS
>>152616595hey man my starsies just need timethey're not as good at home
what. a. mo. ment.
>>152616595in tejas they ration waterstores are heavily dehydrated
>>152616576RAGSReferee Assistance from Gary and Shit
Kinda funny how almost every hockey player has the same jawline, every football player has the same facial features and almost every MLB player has the same facial features
safe to say crosby wasn't a bust?
>>152616628>ration waternot true at all
>>152616665And every NBA player has the same propensity for crime
>>152616677Crispy will end the season in the ploffs with my Habbies
Sydney did it !!!!!!!!!!
>>152616688coca cola is not water bud
My penguins (:
>>152616697and there it is...
>>152616665Prolly because they exercise well
>Miro taking penalties jfc this feels like a trap game
im drinking a&w root better right nowsix (6) ice cubes
I give it another 10 game minutes before the softpusys start running VALLstedt because they realize they suck ass and can't score more than 1 against him cleanly.
My fucking Sensies :)
the wild are softer than the softpusys
>softpusys seething about being called softpusyskwasoftpusy
>>152616750water bro!enjoy itthere won't be any in 20-30 years
i remember my dad being so pissed when don cherry was ripping on sid for his michigan goal in the q. saying crosby was hot-dogging. my dad said, fuck you, don. you just don't like that's he's not from ontario.
>Sens have as many goals as the Bruins have shots
OUR MAWFACKIN SENNIES
>>152616750>not bang's
ROBO scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
wendys has that weird jewish plastic cup thing so i cant eat from there ever again now
>>152616824my dumb corner store only has pepsi stuff i have to go to macdonalds to get banq's
>>152616663And what about it?
SCAAAAAARRRRRRR
lol leafs have no heart how do you let a Chinaman do that to you?`
Logging on
>laffs
>>152616859mcdoo has the best bang's
>>152616824Too greasy, you need to get the oilet bangs.
SuperMario has spoken.
Gary the Bruins are getting BTFO give them a 5-on-3 Gary
mackbitch diving like a fucking dullass asstard. embarrassing.
So the stars having the Dads trip and Glen said earlier they did a study a couple years ago that showed when a team has all their dads there they’re significantly more likely to win, probably to avoid their dads bitching at them after the game. Thought that was interesting. It makes sense.
this one was for tate <3>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCTYNkhwzU
I hope the aves plane crashes on the way back and everyone dies. would be funny to read about that in the paper tomorrow morning.
>grown ass men>afraid of their fathersKwab
>>152617024Fatherless comment
my avies!! :))mackinnon!
>>152617016I hope you have a miserable christmas.
See? Can't even beat Vallstedt cleanly. Have to dive like bitches to get the reffies to help them.
>>152617043millyless comment kwab
>>152617071Raped
>>152617075I won't. But you can keep seethin' about me.
One Legend After Another
Why do the Bruins do the ric flair whoo?
lmao brindley throwing punches
Mild gooning it up.
>dubshit rookie softpusy needs his babysitter to come in and stop him from getting his ass kicked by Moosekwasoftpusy
>>152617183Raped
>>152617124Youre miserable every day i dont see why christmas will be any different for you
>>152617125now do it again while your body is falling apart
Hey /hoc/, do you have any hockey themed Christmas ornaments for the tree?
>>152617200Yeah, he was raped by Moose's fists in his faggot rookie face. Good observation.
>>152617168Isn't it Wild in that specific case?
Lmao Mild are shook
>We are watching Craig Berube's last game as Leafs head coach Grim
>>152617214You're canadiankwab. keep seethin'
we like to keep it amicable here on /hoc/
>>152617249I'll allow it.
>>152617259i'm not, personally
>>152617264I hope you have a miserable christmas
more reffiepuck for gary's softpusys
my avies!!! :)))makar!
scaarrrr makarrrrrrr
Av's pp finally clicking.
the wall has fallen
>softpusys still can't score cleanly against Vallstedtkwasoftpusy
>>152617482MAKARRRR
>be #1 overall pick>score an own goalFucking leafs man
nuckies won the trade...
>>152617497Raped nigga
>>152617491Knock knock bitches
DUDE!
>>152616028kek not looking too good, but still only down by 2
love my steelies :)))
>>152617227
Whom are the softpusys frens
>>152617750i hope it falls and breaks
>>152617768If you have to ask, they're you're team.
>>152617814My team isn't currently playing fren
>>152617814>they're you're team.
>>152617768mild atm their pussys are getting raped
Pettershit is a locker room cancer. Which team should he be sent to to destroy?
demidov buuuuuuut
oilers game begins now finna watch copey squirm and seethe
DEMIDOV BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Geekie should have scored goals when he played for the Krakens
>>152617852i don't like the canucks, they should send him there
>>152617846but they got Quinn Crybaby Hughes....
Hughes was the problem?
>Korpi5alo
Hughes is going to use his leafership skills during the intermision
>>152617900when your team captain doesn't want to play for your team, it kind of deflates the room
>jetties getting raped againIs the Toews experiment over
This is why we traded away >Finnish goaltending
>>152617900Pettershit was the problem
Wtf is going on with Bruins today?
>>152618027they're an eastern conference team (bad)
>l2ffs
i dont think that was onside
>>152618027taking the day off (back to back)
>>152618027No shame in getting dismantled by my Sensies :)
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
When will people realise you don’t need a star goalie?Kuemper and Francouz’s names are on the cup and they are no Roy.
this is a must win for the oilers
imagine they lose this after taking their TO
thinking about THAT ice girl again
letang seething
Come on Rangers, what the hell was that?
>l1ffs
fuck i knew it my starsies :(
>Minnesota plays a good team
>>152618142Who haven't the avs raped since October
>>152618142Avs have raped the league this year pretty much
>>152618152Islanders and Preds.
Just saw a commercial for that gay show about the hockey players Explains yourselves, Canadians
my avies :(
>>152618152my stars beat them we face off 3 more times though
They should send Pettershit to Toronto. He can kill them
MCDAVID
>>152618142>if they win they will be 1-1 with Minnesota this seasonkwasoftpusy
>>152618213but the people love him he literally said that in an interview years ago
>>152618216What about him?
Feelin' 2015/16 opener vibes on this one...
>>152618210>>152618228are gary's minigames legitimate?
fuck you Jackass
steelies and yinzies makin em seethe
>>152618247opens the scoring on copey! and now the german poof sperged out again!
buffalo is making the ploffs now...
What a shit "fight"
why is he so pissy all the time?
They should hack into your onhockey streams and turn every hockey game into predators-rangers
Anyone in roti fantasy hockey? is it common for teams to just gain/lose 1 or 2 points every night. Shit feels like a grinding stalemate to April.
>>152618316based
>>152618337>collects all of gary's trophies with his twink friend, but can't win the big oneno wonder
when will you be getting your official steve yzerman apology letter notarized /hoc/?
>>1526182713v3 OT and SO don’t matter as they fuck off come playoffs. Only thing that matters is 5v5 and PP/PK.Gary’s mini games can fuck off.
linesmen blew his knee out
LINESBOY DOWN
>>152618371how's the vpn working dilly
REF DOWNBLESSED GALLY
ref ded in Pittsburgh
>>152618371you got a womea's menstrual blood on your flag. you don't know puck.
>the yzerplan was to continue being mediocre while the rest of the division sucks big timeI didn't expect it ngl
where's this first line at? are suzuki and caufield even out there
i don't think carter hart is making it out of edmonton alive even the porn addicted hockey girlies want his head
my farking oilsies :)))
>>152618390>>152618402Seems I upset some OT/SO merchants.
>>152618391>9 pounds of baconNo wonder he is a 4th liner now.
The beantown beaning…
mr west edmonton mall scaaaaar
>>152618328Raffi torres was peruvian and peruvians eat rotisserie chicken you should pick him
man, this mcdavid guy sure scores a lot of points. How many cups does he have?
gary needs to step in and fast, his golden showers are getting killed out here
>laffs doubling up the stors in shotshow
>>152618484pollo a la braza
>>1526184950
Barbashev needs to score for vegas to get back in this
>>152618519penalties
>he rates empty net goals
is this good
mcdavid leads the league in points and you were all saying he was washed :)
>>152618495He has no cups. He went to the finals the past two years and choked both times
alright what the fuck did that block kill Suzuki last night or something
>>152618495Double Ds
>>152618586how many trophies does that get you?
>>152618573Good for the Dallas goalie.Bad for the overall offense.Average for the rest.
>>152618611one, actually
>>152618585Britta Curl leads the PWHL in points and she has been criticized for her far-right "traditional Catholic" social views
OUR SENNIES BEATING UP THE BEANBOYS
>>152618611this many
my avies!!!! :Dnelson!
fuck yeah, Nelson putting the dagger in the back.
BROCK NELSON
>>152618649gary must be proud
>>152618495He is the one and only over time game winner of the 4 Nation ChampionshipAnd you wish you won it.
>Skinner gets traded>Starts celebrating goals again>Starts actually trying again for the whole gameWas skinner a locker room cancer?
Brock Nelson
>my Sabies playing good defense
Leafs would have 3 goals right now if Otter wasn’t bailing Harley out in heroic fashion. Harley is off team Canada after this game I think.
>>152618663
>>152618495>>152618525>>152618586>>152618610mcdavid gets to cum inside this tho
>>152618666a shit goalie who always lets you down is a locker room cancer no matter how jolly he is or how cheap his pizzas are
>>152618670do you know luna
>After 5-14-6 were picked, the #leafs had the highest chance of getting McDavid heading to last ball: TOR (4x), BUF (3x), EDM (2x) CAR, CBJ.would he have a cup with any of those teams instead of edmonton?
TSN broad: “is it time for the leafs to panic”kwab
>>152618732based
>w4llstedt
>>152618727Buffalo for sure
>>152618727Carolina MAYBE
>>152618727I think so. Gary will not let any teams that don't have a RICH HISTORY bring the cup back to Canada to tell the narrative of "The Dynasty is back".That means unless you are a laffs or habs fan. Never ever til one of them wins it again first.
>emptying your net on a 4-1Roy move
MacK with the empty netter trying to stay ahead of statpadding McDavid
>>152618727i think the laffs would have been too corporate for mcdavid to push all his nepotism hires through
>>152618727do you really think that carter hutton or ukko pekka lukkonen is that much better than skinner or cam talbot or mike smith?
Im glad Zetterlund has gotten into a groove. Dude is actually a beast
avs win, cat posted
>>152618761>rich historyOttawa will end the drought. Or at least Winnipeg
>>152618727 >Connor McDavid and Ted Nolan establish a dynasty in BuffaloThis is what Bettman took from you
>>152618700That chick is ugly and retarded
posted it again award posted from vpn award
>>152618911Hey my dad was good friends with Teddy :)
wtf
>>152618982Did he actually fuck Hasek's wife?
>>152619046that's his mom dude...
>>152619046No idea, they were friends back in high school, and didn't keep in touch after that
>>152619046>>152619080That was also the time Gretzky was at their high school, I almost forgot
scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
thoughts on copper oilers?
>>152619181The blue js too dark and I don't lile the red accent
fraudesota mild
noah dobson lookin like freakin bobby orr
DOBSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTactually a beautiful goal
My penguins ):
what goalie could we get for dobson?
>>152619217he's a bust, playing at upei
>>152619181They need bring back these and the Todd McFarlanes
>>152619181>coilers
Dobson is a bad national hockey league hockey player
>>152619252Sorokin
>>152619269Not 10 minutes ago I was outside having a smoke wondering why funko pops became such a bid deal when things like mcfarlane style figures existed.
>>152619262he played for my mooseheads
damn no SO for otter
nhl dot com scores page not working... did gary forget the interns again?
>>152619298ah god no
why's the audio so shit in pittsburgh
>sign a rapist to own the libs>he suckskwab
Lmao it took Crosby 500 more games to get the same amount of points as Lemieux
>sh4rt
Vegass is SHIT
>>152619361this sounds like something my islanders would do
>MacDermid with two fights in the same gameBased
GARY! where are you! make some phonecalls, vegas is losing bigly! Edmonton, Canada has treated us very bad!
>>152619402He really is the white Michael Jordan of hockey
Habs getting their sticks off Temu
holy shit we might actually beat the leafs at home
>>152619415Where is Marner?
>marner leaves the laffs>they're both equally shitpottery
>>152619468
>>152619468Truly a fungus among us moment
>it was 4-0
>>152619525God damn it Don, you've done it again
late in the third and the habs game is tied getting a bit repetitive, gary
sharter fart has sharted his last
>>152619576WE MUST HAVE MORE GARYTIME
>>152619615Tonight he's playing the role of EM
gg leafs
Golden Frauds are getting spit roasted in the first round
You can't even score one fucking goal?
gary fuck off with the ads
Both Sabres and Bills won today.
>rags
Its so fun seeing the laffs implode :)
pongs are going to choke another game
SCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRR
my grandma loves Crosby more than she loves me
Ever since the 2019 elimination by Boston, Toronto has been trying to make their team less skilled, less offensively capable and less exciting in the belief that that's what good teams do. It's not.
guys if you're talking about a game please also include the current score of that game because the nhl website isnt working properly. anyway im watching edmonton - vegas 4-1.
>>152619730I'm sorry fren My dad liked my friends growing up more than he liked me
>>152619665
!!! STARS WIN !!!
>>152619712Skinner would have won the game for them
>>152619770Goddamn trannies are getting convincing
>>152619766Why did Lemieux hit a wall at 30?
Ha the devils get all their shitter players back and they still wind up getting whooped on some things never change
TUSKS UP
Yeah, this Bruins game might as well be over, lmao.Fucking embarrassing
>>152619793The big flat line is when he retired and then came back in the dead puck era. The small flat line before that is when he skipped a season because of his back
>>152619799sabres are elite
>>152619820really starting to doubt that the bruins will make playoffs this season
I wish the Golden Knights had fans so I could read the lamentations of their women
:)
>>152619793Hodgkins' Lymphoma, man. He played a good chunk of his career trying to battle the disease.
off to garytime we go
Jake Oettinger had more points tonight than Matthews, Nylander, Tavares and Knies combined
Here's the Troons chimpout right on cue
>>152619864US starter? It’s looking more likely by the day.
>>152619864JEN
>>152619864laffs are done
Greig just HEEMED Pasta
>>152619793Cancer and other injuries
GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY
Berube's last game?
Can't wait to watch Overdrive tomorrow and see what the boys have to say about their laffs.
>>152619741Against a goalie with like 1 win on the season
>>152619864Cool and who exactly asked for this information?
Shoooooooooooooooot
>>152619905Probably. Daccord will be his backup
>>152619864someone should tell wolf about this breakthrough
>>152619982And replace with who? John Tortorella? Peter DeBoer? Bruce Boudreau?
My Sensies :)
the toronto >laffs will miss the playoffs for the first time in 10 years
>>152620040alain vigneault is pretty leafy
Brad treliving is smart he’ll get the leafs into the playoff race
>>152620040iron mike
wow so matthews must have so many accomplishments
3 fucking posts
garytime solves nothingwe're heading to a garyout
>>152620131>>152620131>>152620131NEW
>>152620085So Colorado are the new Leafs? That was my takeaway
