obese chiefs fan edition
>>152622826Let's flip that perspective around: Lamar, Mahomes, and Burrow were literally so powerless against the field this year that they couldn't even bring their teams to the playoffs despite how good they are individually. That should tell you that those other teams are teams that you should be WORRIED about facing if they knocked all of those guys out of the playoffs, not teams that you should be grateful to face.The Bills have had a similarly cake schedule to the Patriots this year, though slightly harder, and they have a worse record. Their record against playoff teams is 3-2. Texans(Lost) Steelers(Won) Patriots(Split) and either Bucs or Panthers(Who barely count as "playoff teams", but they won). So their record against playoff teams right now is 3-2 but two of their wins are against poverty playoff teams(Steelers/Bucs or Panthers). Hardly some kind of blowout scenario where the Bills are some frontrunner team. And now they're about to face the Eagles. If they lose to the Eagles, their playoff resume actually looks pretty dismal to me and they're going to be either the 6th or 7th seed.
Patriots have been so dominant for so long, legit every potential Super Bowl matchup is a rematch>Seahawks>Rams>Eagles>Bears>Packers>Panthers
Chiefies
Yeah, I'm thinking playoffs
So is Metcalf catching a suspension for smacking a detoilet fan?
>tardinals
reminder
Rivers is getting his ring this year
>>152623034What happens when a whole division make the playoffs?
>>152623028What a completely irrelevant team
>>152623041>whole
>>152623021They never faced the 49ers in the super bowl. Almost did in 2012 before Bernard Pollard HEEM'd the fuck out of Stevan Ridley in the AFCCG.
Rams own the chicken hawks and whiners
>>152623022It's over, anon. Acceptance is an important part of the grieving process.
Darnold has won so many games these last 2 years, way more than I thought he would, but can he do it in the playoffs?
Gonna feel great blowing it week 18
The Drake Maye ‘MVP’ narrative is gonna look awful historically, especially once my Rammies bootyblast their way to the owl
>>152623038I'll be genuinely shocked if he breaks 200 yards of throwing in the next two games, but nah. Old Man Rivers is indeed old.
>>152623048>49ersHe wrote "potential" SB match up.
Here's to being essentially eliminated. Another season down the poo poo toilet with Lamar doing a poo poo on the field and Flowers fumbling to close it out Cheers
>>152623055Scrams are losing to the Niners in the wildcard.
>>152623048>They never faced the 49ers in the super bowlThat's why they weren't listedWasn't that literal, my man
>>152623062Atleast you have the bronc-pffffffffftt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posting in this thread because Mina is mid
>>152623051Yeah, how will the team with the best quarterback in the league ever recover… It’s over
Sorry to send ya'll to the couch this post-season.Maybe ya'll can snuggle up to the draft picks for warmth.
>>152623054Nope, next week is Bryces bad week and he will be good for the last game
>>152623055Well the argument for Maye winning would be that he plays on a clearly worse team
>>152623055I believed in the Rams winning as the #1 seed. I don't really believe in them as a WC.I seriously have no fucking clue who is going to win this year. No single team actually seems like a good candidate.
>>152623006What Ravens fans should worry about is the fact that Lamar doesn't even need to be full blown injured to tap out. If he's just mildly uncomfortable he calls it a night, even ir the season is on the line. He's a fucking princess now.
>>152623062Show us your ass. It's time.
my seahawkies are winning it all!
>>152623068Sanest man itt. Why that fag always spams her ill never understand. At least 'ynthia has a body and knows ball
>>152623078he is the joel embiid of the nfl
>>152623070>best quarterback in the leagueThe Chiefs don't have Dak, anon.They have a very crippled Mahomes who will never be the same.
Lamar had to shit, realized it was diarrhea then tapped out.
>>152623075The most unsure I've been about the potential Superbowl matchup in a long time. Be interesting to see how it'll play out.
>>152623066>Burrow>Danny Dimes>this dudeAre the Jags responsible for the most catastrophic season ending injuries this season?
The broncos or ravens should sign Ryback as qb
>>152623085I want to see the hand gestures of the guy off camera signaling to her to bend her leg because her camel toe is visible.
Lamar is pushing 30 and washed. The fate of nigger meme qb
>>152623087Stop trying to ragebait me into attacking Cowchad fans, Chiefs fans are too smart for that. You’re a faggot Bronco bitch and your shit team sucks. Own it
Maria Taylor owes me sex. Wrapping those long legs around my waist in a sweaty, noisy, interracial breeding session.
>>152623093>Rybitch's signing bonus
>>152623053No. He's notorious for choking
It's hard to enjoy your food when you think you're staring at a killer.Send your prayers, anons.
>>152623090>>152623090im telling you the steelies are going and all ur gonna hear is muh tomlin records muh aaron rodgers legacy muh highest paid defense in the league muh tj watt injury muh giga nigger 6 8 tight end muh metcalf/thielen/mvs muh arthur smithxjonnu smith otpits their year
>>152623073So they go one and done in the playoffs
Here it is.
>Rams Great team, finds ways to lose games >Bears Slightly above average team. Finds ways to win games >Packers Too injured >Niners Schedule babies >Seahawks Can’t trust Sam Darnold. Limited weapons outside JSN >IgglesBad team chemistry. Inconsistent on both sides of the ball. >Pats Schedule babies>Broncos Above average team. Finds ways to win games. Limited offensive weapons >SuperchorgersToo injured. Schedule babies>Bills Bad defense >TexansBad offense >Jags currently playing like a top tier team>Steelers Old. Haven’t won a playoff game in years
>>152623111It will be Texans 49ers.
ALSO the only team that has the superbowl logo colors as a team is the steelers
>>152623100Im a Seahawks fan and my QB is horrible, but at least he isn't a cripple for life. Dak is really good. Playing better than anyone.
>>152623099Nick Wright took a big gamble by saying Drake Maye was a better QB than Lamar right now and could be going forward, but seems it paid off with their W.>But Lamar got hurt!Yeah that is his point. Right now everyone is questioning Burrow for his injuries, Lamar has killed seasons and post seasons with them too.
>>152623116No it won't. Don't reply to me again.
>>152623118Ok lol
>>152623111It'll be a Pats/Hawks rematch.Hawks will win because the football Gods want us to.
>Getting hot in DecemberJust got to get healthier
i want eagles steelers!
>>152623115Aren't you forgetting someone
>Drake Maye completed 4 of 5 passes beyond 20 air yards against the Ravens for a career-high 111 yards and a touchdown.>Maye's +62.6 EPA on deep attempts this season are the most in the NFL and +20.6 more than any Patriots QB in the last decade.
>>152623119Fuck off Nick you dumbass. Bo Nix still gaped mutthomes and would be 3-0 against the queefies if it wasn't for a blocked field goal
>>152623111>the most underrated team in the AFC against the most overrated team in the NFC Rams or Bears would make a better game.
>>152623133this nigga is a damn fool
>>152623127>>152623129Is he actually playing well? I don’t watch relegated teams
There's a job opening at my companies New York office. I might try and get it so I can actually watch football in person.
>Panthers have a -50 point differential>worst differential to make the playoffs post merger is -52 Can they break it? They just have to lose to the Seahawks and win by 3 again against the Bucs
That Gainwell TD catch today was insane
THE AI KNEWTHE AI KNEWTHE AI KNEW
How long is the Jets playoff drought going to last?
>>152623144Lions lost today
>>152623127Bryce is still not consistent enough. But Tet is proving to be a perfect pick for his WR1
>>152623150Don't need consistencyJust need him to have a chance in the 4th quarter
>>152623148If they get Mendoza and do nothing with him I'd say probably forever.
>>152623136Yes, Bryce is absolutely playing great.
>>152623148Trust in Mougey. He had a good first draft and absolutely fleeced the clots (cowboys trade was at least fair)
>>152623149*got refballed so the league could shoehorn Gayron into the ploffs
>>152623148Theyll make it before the raidies
Liam Coen is goofy looking
>Lameme
>>152623159The Lions were getting bailed that entire last drive
>>152623163Uhh wtf is written on her shirt?
>>152623160This man knows ball the fact they fired that dumb nigger coach is a good sign for the jest and maybe Woody is learning to not be a complete dumbass, they have talent and picks they will be good with the right coach The faiders on the other hand holy shit I still see them as shit for at least 2 more years they have talent but need alot more
Does anyone else think that Vrabel might already be an elite coach? He was putting on a clinic in time management at the end of that game. All his players knew exactly what to do, also, so it's clear he coaches them well.
Had no idea the Eagles even played yesterday. Wtf?
>>152623173Hi, Mike.
>>152623171>Lameme
>>152623163
>>152623173He was elite in Tennessee. Nothing new
>>152623173He blew a 21-0 lead two weeks agoThe Patriots are the product of one of the softest schedules in the league, and nothing more
>>152623133Why is this ugly freak on TV?
I am now tired of Dan Campbell.
>>152623181>#000000 QBs in 2025
I am now refreshed by Dan Campbell
>>152623178They looked really bad and almost lost to the commies before they locked in.
>>152623173An elite coach doesn’t call that fake punt
>>152623085she was the Broncos sideline reporter during their preseason games. Very erotic to see her gripping a microphone
Is it just me or are teams going for it on 4th down a lot more now
>>152623161He got fucked by the genetic lottery with the wonky eye level. He seems like a total bro irl the Jags did a video with him going to see his grandma after signing on as HC for Jacksonville. Genuinely sovl. He deserves the success he's had so far. Especially standing his ground on getting James Gladstone as GMWatch "The Hunt" if you haven't seen it. It's basically a behind the scene Jaguars off season documentary. Episode 1 is especially good for the feelshttps://youtu.be/4C5WptSoH-8?si=DSqREhMtzL9hUb8n8:55 is where he goes to talk to his nana. Can't not root for a guy like that
>>152623203the league finally figured out madden players were right after 30 years
>>152623172They didn’t fire Aaron Glenn
Vrabel goes for it on 4th a lot
>>152623188>>152623198He’s been a massive tool since day 1.
>>152623203They're literally just letting tablets tell them when to go for it and when not to now.
>>152623203With the new punting rules it a better option a lot of the time.
>Drake Maye is actually elite>the Patriots acftually got another elite quarterback less than a decade after BradyIf you're a Bills fan, do you want to kill yourself right now? I assume that's the default state of Jets fans and Dolphins fans so I won't even bother asking them.
>89 years old>0 fansHow did they manage to pull that off?
>>152623203It makes sense. They convert it most of the time and make the idea of having punted/taken 3 instead look stupid. Teams just used to punt too often for no reason, it was just what was done. There might be a little bit of overcorrection on some teams, like the Lions and Chiefs, but in general it’s the correct trend to be more aggressive
>>152623211Dang I could of swore i saw that headline today and I thought to myself wow the jest might have stopped jesting but I guess not
>>152623219What kills me about the Rams is that their old logo AND their old uniforms had soul out the ass, and so of course they went and wrecked them both. The whole team feels plastic now, which is fitting for how often Goodell has fucked with the rules to benefit them since they moved back to LA.
>>152623198Retard was carried by Aaron Glenn and Ben Johnson.
>>152623219Moving around like a mercenary band and an owner who jewed his way to L.A and shit on St. Louis
>>152623219iunno
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
>>152623227>Ben JohnsonYep>Aaron GlennEeeeh.
>>152623232Lmao fuck St. Loser
>>152623173He got to 3 straight playoff berths and even 1 seed with Ryan Tannehill as his starting QB. Of course he's elite. The personnel he's had success with almost no HC in the league would win so much with it's not even a debate
>>152623236If a Cali team has to win I'd want it to he the niners. They are the only team with soul.
>>152623239People in St. Louis were probably fine with quietly becoming Cheifs fans.
>>152623236My Jaggies are finna boutta win da owl
>>152623236>>152623253ahem
>>152623245>faggots>sovlPre salary cap might as well be pre AFL merger at this point. None of it matters and nobody here was around to see it. Your being very pretentious.
>>152623255The fuck????????????????
>>152623255what do the regis, aside from registeel, have to do with my steelies mr avatarfag?
>>152623022My ex thought Mahomes was an ugly little bitch, and she was a light skinned mixed black chick.
Jags will NOT live in their fears with this man popping tabs and making calls
>>152623264Regi Gigas is old and is the father of all of the other Regis and is slow and creaky but super powerful. He describes my very straight QB.Also I only post Gigas every once in a while (usually just a few times after a big W) cause it would be annoying to do it with every post.
>>152623269Is this the guy that traded multiple first round picks for an injured bust
>>152623148Aye I just realized, it's looking like the Panthers are going to break the second longest playoff drought in the NFL currently, good for them.
catb owl
>>152623265He’s an ugly muppet for sure, but we’re not paying him to make your mongrel girlfriend’s panties wet for you
>>152623281Would be kino
>>152623281ewww nigga you gay af
>>152623276Yes but the fact that he made that trade FEARLESSLY has mindbroken the rest of the league into submission. He also is based for drafting /myguy/ Bhayshul Tuten in the 4th and trading for Jakobi Meyers who I've thought was massively underrated since he pre draft 2019
Tuten is a heavier Tavon Austin. Change my mind.
>>152623282*If she was only lightskin black she’s not a mongrel, I misread that and thought you said Mexican mixed with black Point stands
I really enjoyed all the racism in the pats ravens gamethreads I think that was really good content and probably /sp/ at its best so please keep it up. Just wanted to pass on the positive feedback, Merry Christmas everybody!
>the Jets are 2 games away from being the first defense to go an entire season without an interceptionJ-E-T-S!
>gayvens
Mfw panthers win the catb owl
>>152623301LMAOhow is that even possible?
>>152623301How do Jets fans live with the fact that most other teams' fans view them as the league's buttmonkey? They're not really lovable losers like the Lions were or the Browns still are, they're basically a neverending source of schadenfreude for fans of other teams. I think this would stick in my craw after a while if I were a Jets fan.
>>152623236The red one is hot
>>152623218As a Patriots fan, he does pass the eye test but I'm cautious. I said Mac Jones was shit from day 1 and had ample evidence of that and I wound up being right despite Jones having a mirage of a "good season" if you didn't look closely at it.Maye is clearly much better but I can't help but still be cautious over this after Mac Jones. I want to see another year before I definitively call him elite. Even Geno and Tannehill looked elite for 1 year.
So rodgers is a top and cayleb is a bottom?
>>152623315Many are saying this
Let him in.
>>152623293You watched approximately 0 tape of Bhayshul Tuten at VT dumbass
Youngcuck needs rape correction again
Also im just gonna go on record here and apologize for calling Maye a busdriver, hes clearly not Bo Nix. I let my hatred of the pasts blind me from the truth. I didnt want to believe it could be true.
>>152623301>>152623308You now realize that the Colts have won the AFL East/AFC East more than the Jets have. You now also realize that the Jets still have not won the AFL East/AFC East more than the Oilers have despite the fact that the Oilers have not played in that division in 56 years and haven't even existed as a team for 29 years now.
>>152623323I’ll let him in this bussy
>>152623315Rodgers is what you call a "Buck Breaker"
There is no argument for Hurts not being top 3. Tired of hearing of this “big 4” and it’s Mahomes and 3 ringless quarterbacks. It’s Mahomes, Hurts and Stafford, and there is no fourth.
>>152623345>Aaron "The Compliance Engine" Rodgers
>>152623332yeah he may be on a cupcake schedule but what I like about maye is that he is actually a baller and the dude is not shy about throwing down field at all. him and stafford both get my respect for throwing big and doing it well.
>>152623332Shut up, Sal
>>152623037Moore and caleb went ssj 99 on that play. it was OT yo. Clutch barely describes. Not trying to jynx, but jags are like the bears now (after tonight, yes.Jagsfags fr) are teams people are nervous as hell playing who seemingly came out of nowhere. I'm saying this as a Phillyfag.
>>152623323Trade him to a good team so he can win an owl before Josh Allen.
>>152623324I drafted him in fantasy this year thinking he could earn more touches with his talent and have a breakout season. Clearly the Jags see him the same way they way they utilize him.
>Also im just gonna go on record here and apologize for calling Maye a busdriver, hes clearly not Bo Nix. I let my hatred of the pasts blind me from the truth. I didnt want to believe it could be true.
I just recently learned that Josh Allen said a certain naughty word on Twitter as a youth, so now I'm rooting for Josh Allen, the consensus best QB in the league, to win the Owl because he is based.
>>152623357Doesn't mean he's the same player as Tavin Austin dumbass. Maybe learn ball sometime scrub
How are my Wions doing so far?
>>152623308as a patsfag nothing in this league brings me more joy than watching the jets fail. At this point I would trade a super bowl just for a jets 0-17 season. I get literal joy out of watching the jets fail in every aspect as a subhuman franchise.
>>152623346Hurts isn't the reason the Eagles are a good team. They are good in spite of him. When your best and most impressive stats as a QB are wins and passer rating, it sets off my fraud detectors. Jimmy G was also a guy with a great winning record and a great passer rating but everything else looked like mediocre Blake Bortles dogshit.Calling him top 4 just feels wrong and it does not gel with what my eyes see. Wins are not a QB stat. Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, and Lamar are all more talented than Jalen Hurts.
and there it isMetcalf is going with the "he called me the N-word" defense
>>152623363I don't care for Josh Allen because he's a media darling who everyone expects to win a superbowl. Give me the gutsy underdog any day.
The Raiders are playing the Giants for the #1 seed. Advantage Raiders.
>>152623378>I am a contrarianPathetic.
Since buccs are getting lamar jackson next year, you think think they just gonna swap or trade picks like crazy together. Who is getting the baby manning? I can't remember if he is staying in college another year or not. Who gets baby manning?!
>>152623364Until he can actually do more than just be a gadget player good for 1 catch a game then you can talk. Im high on him too dipshit thats why I drafted him and he will probably have a better season next year
>>152623363Flopping faggot is flopping faggot and until he apologizes for doing it and STOPS doing it, I will forever hate that utter butthomo retarded faggot and hope he never wins a ring. He's 6'5 and falls over like a fucking fairy every time he's tapped, it's fucking embarrassing.
Didn't ask
>Ravens lost>Lions lost >Broncos lost >Herbie woncan Cuckiwi be right about ANYTHING? all this being wrong for a little bitch who "knows ball?" I hate to say it bros, but I'm hoping he gets mugged in an alley and kills himself.
>>152623376>the Myles Garrett defense Its a bold strategy. Let's see if it plays out.
>>152623346QBs don’t play in a vacuum and context matters. Mahomes isn’t even necessarily rated as high as he is because of his rings, it’s the way he hard carried inferior offenses and led clutch comebacks in those superbowls, including while badly injured. Even if the results weren’t rings and as Bradyesque as they are, he’d still have respect for the way he plays and carries his team. Similarly, Burrow and Allen also carry their teams and overperform for their environment.Hurts meanwhile has been surrounded by one of the most stacked rosters in the league, and arguably the most stacked of all time last season. It’s not fair to compare his results to someone like Burrow. And if we watch them with nuance and context, we can see that Burrow and Allen are clearly better and would be leading a dynasty on that Eagles team.
Here's your Super Bowl
Panthers Jags Cat Bowl
>>152623393Would be kinoTexans or Jaguars in the super bowl would be kino as long as it's against a classic team like the 9ers or Eagles.Would be super lame if it was Panthers vs one of them though
FIRE THIS MAN
>>152623376I mean, you can fucking stab people these days and not get convicted for it if they call you the N-word AFTER you stabbed them, so...https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15356455/portland-jury-acquit-black-man-stabbed-white-victim-racial-slur.html
>>152623387You guys overreact too much every week and aren't looking at the big picture. Herbert is really not a great QB. He is white Tua.
Raiders are winning next week
>>152623363Proof or it didnt happen
>>152623403Oh please, he's obviously better than Tua even if he's overrated
>>152623397I can see it now...>Carolina Panthers are Weinstein
Two more decades.
https://youtu.be/R-u5i-_eycw?si=dZGK9YlYg53cKmvVThread theme for druk bros >>152623401Based. The only question is who do we replace him with? Joe Brady from the Bills I could get behind
>>152623308I kinda view the Browns as that team, they don't even at least have a cool name/logo, they almost don't even feel like a real team. They're the type of team you'd see in a parody football movie. Where they've been shit for 50 years, and some coach/player comes along and turns them around and finally brings them back to relevancy, with a last second, slowmo touchdown that crosses the goaline just as the clock hits 0 to win a championship. Maybe that can happen to the Browns eventually.
Maye is the new Marino
>>152623397KinoIf the Rasm dont make it(and they will) this is my second choice
>>152623408I'm being serious. I think they're roughly the same. Herbert might be slightly better than Tua but it's negligible imo. Herbert just regularly shits the bed so hard and has so many terrible games. Tua has bigger high points in his career than Herbert does.
>>152623415>Joe BradyDoesn't he sit in a booth all game? Doesn't seem like head coach material
Seattle or Minnesota with Joe Burrow would actually scare me as a Rams fan. I don’t think any team is scary this year as it is.
Who is the next Mario-Ta
>>152623405JUST WIN BABY
>>152623393Agree
>fraud ass doesnt have one team going to the ship this yearTavon Tuten kek
>>152623418That's a bit much to say at this point m8. He's good and passes the eye test but let's slow down a bit lest we come off as a false flagger, innit?
kiwibitch went 0-3 today kek>blo dix>goof>gayvens
>>152623418He's closer to Andrew Luck imo with the way he can tank hits and read progressions at such a high level
>>152623415Monken. He actually breaks bucks like Jim
>>152623426>Minnesota
>>152622718>>>152622266(You)>Post noseI will post hand since I have it on my computer already
>>152623437kwab
>>152623426
Problem, Baltimore?
>>152623441Another booth babby I don't trust coordinators to be head coaches if they aren't on the field with their team
>>152623385Tbh when I turned 6'2 at like 14, the growth spurt happened too fast and I became a clumsy bastard. Going from 4'9 to 6'2 in 4 years kinda messed me up, my shins felt like they were cracking in half. I havnt recovered
>>152623425He's worked with Joe Burrow and Josh Allen at a high level. He's the guy I'd pick. Let's try a QB guru type and see how it goes. What other options are there? We could go the defensive curmudgeon route with Jeff Halfley or Lou Anurumo but that's not what we need
Do the Vikings have a lot of Somali fans? Vikings are just the White versions of pirates anyways
List of QBs that picrel has more accomplishments than>Drake Maye>Trevor Lawrence>Jared Goff>Dak Prescott>Josh Allen>Lamar Jackson>Joe Burrow>Sam Darnold>Justin Herbert>Bo NixHe will rape your dogshit "team."
>>152623451Yes, I'm salty about this. Is that what you want to hear?There you go!>>152623456I'm glad I don't have to make the decision. Seems like a shit year to look for a head coach, should have happened last year
>>152623459My Jags beat him earlier this year.
I still think the Eagles will make it to the Superbowl
>>152623459/nfl/ won’t like this
>>152623444I have the average mostly Swedish part German nose. If youre "wordly" you can already picture it. P.s I am hot as fuck and my gf is a Latina. No clue why you quoted my post in your post
>>152623461>Is that what you want to hear?yeah kinda
>>152623458>White versions of pirates
>>152623459>tfw not on the listReminder to have those bags packed
>>152623463>injured
>>152623459Who is this???
>>152623468>No clue why you quoted my post in your postyou said "post nose"
>>152623454If you're implying that Josh Allen is just clumsy and isn't flopping on purpose then you are retarded and should probably watch his flopping lowlights sometime.
>>152623459>Jared GoffHe has 1 owl appearance and 2 conference appearances same as Purdy fucking dumbass mongrel. Learn ball before you post again
>>152623450Last year any playoff success for my Rams were a bonus. We started last season 3-6, and most fans had no expectations for the season. It seemed lost. The Eagles WERE scary last year. When the defense WAS all world and the run game WAS effective, and the O-line WAS healthy. >key words were & was
you just know caleb got buckbroken by BWC tops in college
>>152623424I too have never watched ball in my life and am prone to making retarded and inane statements like this.
I’m gonna come
>Seachads are teh best team in da lee, but no one cares
>>152623480I wanted Goff to win on the Lions so bad but I fear they did blow it and they're never going to hit another NFC Championship with him ever again.
>>152623482>>152623450Wait disregard. Are you saying the Eagles would be scary with Burrow? They probably would be, I wouldn’t argue that
>The Saquons WERE scary last yearFixd
my child will type sneed
>>152623490>DarnoldFirst round exits after losing W18.
>>152623486*opens mouth*Right here big bussy boy
>>152623490Because your getting sent home by the Rams and everyone knows it. We just like to troll the zero Rams fans on this board with your lucky ref aided win. Makes them seethe
I’m bussy tired boys. Might have to call it a bussy night
>>152623484I've watched both of them. Herbert started off more impressive but he regressed. The only thing that has made Herbert better than Tua at this point is basically Herbert being on a better team and not getting injured as much. As far as actual QB quality of play, Herbert and Tua are very similar.Do you unironically think Herbert is a great QB or something? He's so pedestrian and regularly plays awful games and completely fucks up entire games and loses them out of nowhere. And just like Tua, he will never win a ring.
>>152623476I did not. You had the first quoted post right. I had nothing tomsomwoth his nonsense. For the record I wear a caleb Williams jersey every Sunday (and Thursday, or Saturday, or monday)
>>152623490Rams, Bears and Jags are all playing better football than the Hawks right now
>Average AFC fan
>>152623501Please tell me this is AI.Please tell me my ex-QB isn't trying to be Russell fucking Westbrook wearing a dress.
>>152623491DC should've go me up 17 points in that NFCCG. Then again that wouldn't have stopped Josh Reynolds dropping those passes or Jahmyr Gibbs fumbling. It wasn't meant to be
>>152623512My Chiefs biggest foreign fanbase is Germany
>tfw induced my own melty
>>152623501He's so based>>152623514Just embrace the zest
>>152623507Sleep bussy tight. Remember to contract before you sleep or Caleb might get ya
>>152623508You haven't watched tua. You have no idea how bad tua is. Herbert is above average. Tua is a literal retard make a wish QB. Herbert is overrated by many but you're being too contrarian.
We'll learn a lot about the Seahawks and Panthers next Sunday
>>152623521Nix needs anger management
>>152623525Panthers win. Seahawks lose out. Niners win 1st seed
>>152623501They should have this clip playing in the background of the next Madden game on the main menu.
>>152623521Friendly reminder Broncos are still No.1 seed. Enjoy the victory lap thobeit
>>152623479He got pissed at mahomes always getting away with it. Cant blame him, especially since they have the chiefs curse in the playoffs. Ill check his lowlights. Tbh i want my qb to start pulling it off. He is too ballerina-like to get away with it though
>>152623521A rare INDUCED Bo Nix Melty, otherwise known as an IBNM.
Bo Nix slinging it with an ELITE hospital ball
>>152623521Weirdly autistic, it’s like he’s seen better QBs slam their helmets and wanted to do the same thing to seem “passionate about the game” but couldn’t quite commit out of fear of hurting his bitch ass hands
>>152623533They should both be castrated on live television for flopping. It doesn't belong in our sport. It's fucking gay. How can we shit on divegrass homos when our own guys are doing it now? Allen and Mahomo have an example to set and they should genuinely both publicly apologize for flopping and say it has no place in the sport.
>>152623483Nah he was too young with too much to lose. Could be doing it now though as he is a bonfide franchiser. Also, so what?
The Broncos lost today
>gets a receiver killed with less than a minuteJimmy G-esque. Maybe karma for Payton’s bounties
>>152623532I think they might lose it to the Pats since the Pats only have the Jets and Dolphins left. Chiefs and Chargers are more dangerous games and if they lose either of those games, Pats are probably getting the first seed.
>4chan racism has found its way to TwitterLook at what you cowards have done
>>152623472Cope.
>>152623438hopefully Maye doesn't take up snowboarding as a hobby
>>152623536 Least sociopathic black animal going back to snatch the ball from the man’s corpse just in case If he couldn’t play football that’d be a wallet
>>152623549>ChiefsWho's their qb?
>>152623490Two words. Football head. I know Peyton was a known choker, but darnold has the face for it, he is never not going to choke. He used up luck on Saturday
>>152623521That was a brutal hospital ball ngl. Dude only ended up with a concussion thankfully.
>>152623559Would be either meme Minshew or that other noname faggot. They're a bad team but that game is nowhere near guaranteed. Any given Sunday, my guy.
>>152623528Nah. Bears beat Niners, Seattle beats Carolina, Niners rest Purdy, but Mac Jones balls out and beats them for the lols. Niners let the Rams backdoor the division so the they can takeover SoFi.
>>152623549The cheifs literally don't have a qb.
what type of tops do black bottoms like?
>>152623572Korean men
I haven't been paying attention to the Commanders at all this season, what happened with Jayden Daniels? Injuries?
>>152623566Minshew tore his ACL and is done, it’s a practice squad guy named Oladokun
>>152623514He showed his nipples. He is all in. "Suck my cock" he says. And he means it. And you will
>>152623559Ryback
>cucks your franchise QB
If the Panthers make the playoffs they're gonna get btfo by the 5th seed anyway
Vance Joseph is a >black dc
>>152623584They can squeak out a win against any team in the league.
>>152623587Fucking coward get this racist off the 4chan timeline!!!
>>152623577Oh my bad, wasn't aware it was that serious. Then yeah they probably beat the Chiefs, but that Chargers game is going to decide who gets the 1 seed then probably since the Pats definitely aren't losing to the Jets or the similarly QBless Dolphins.
So who's drafting this kid? I hear he's pretty good.
>>152623595Never heard of him
>>152623541While i agree. Until the refs stop rewarding it, youll see qbs doing what they can. I am 100% in agreement with you. Refs should embarrass them. "QB flopped like a bitch, ruling on the field overturned". That is all it would take honestly
>>152623595Backup name
>>152623603Justin Herbert is a backup name
>>152623589Except the Saints apparently lmao
how is this a real stat line
>>152623593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc1zGRUPztcIf you've never seen this gem, you're going to laugh your ass off.
>>152623604No it isn’t. Don’t attempt name divination, you clearly lack the gene
>>152623553Been that way for atleast 2 years. It is more shocking than 4 chan by far too because names and avatars are attached. Definitely chock-full of bots. Straight up 4 chan nowadays. Gore, porn, fascism, misogyny, homophobia etc. Twitter is the new home fornthat. And YouTube comments. Dead internet theory in action.
>>152623611Darnold once went 5/15 for 43 yards and 2 INTs and won the game
>>152623611Lmao. Sending this to the gf. Even she will double take
>>152623633Pointless post
>>152623281I like it for memes sake but the Panthers aren't good enough to carry Bryce Young through a playoffs
The Titans beat the chiefs today while everyone was distracted. That's how far they've fallen. There's no way Tay goes through with a marriage to someone who loses to thr Titans.
>>152623611Joe Flacco once went 4/10 34 yards 0 TDs and an interception vs the Patriots in the playoffs (Ray Rice went off early and we played conservative)Statlines never tell the full story
>Mendoza Goff-ish. Kirk Cousins-ish. 1st round pick? Sure. #1 would be a mistake. Mendoza & Jeanty ain’t getting you nowhere. At least not fast
>Dante Moore starting to think this is the true #1 pick. Sure he’s young, but he has a lot of pure talent and just needs a little seasoning.
>>152623640
Brian Flores got fucked over by the fins becuase the owner tried to jew his way to getting tom brady or some shit so he settled on the most zoomer looking basedboy on earth
>>152623640Ffs now that you have said it, I want the to happen so badly. That would be one of the most hilarious moments of all time maybe ever
>>152623648I can tell just from his name that he's a bust
>>152623584It would be hilarious if Bryce Young came alive in the playoffs and started throwing 5-6 touchdowns ,400 yards every game and looking unstoppable.
>>152623642Well not with pete Carrolls retarded son coaching the o line, at least.
>>152623611>>152623641The classic.
>>152623652Get this racist the FUCK away from my general
>>152623635I was making fun of women. Which, is actually a talking point within nfl Fandom. Alot of people still assume football is a boys club, but if you actually look at the the stats, women love football MORE than men. It actually is the reason QBs are more protected than ever. There are pretty rule change QB stats, and post rule change. The inly twonrwcords in the past 20 years that matter are the rbs with 2000+ yrd seasons, and what myles garrett is about to do next Sunday. Unfortunately there aren't asterisks' or special markers pointing out QB records made after the year 2005 dont count rhe same as previous ones. That's all I was saying
>>152623633Is he bigger than you
>>152623652The Oregon QB’s have done pretty well in the NFL. At least the 1st rounders. Herbert and Nix were worth the high picks. Moore has higher potential than Nix had because of age.
>>152623640>who loses to thr>I want the to happenReminder you’re still too retarded to play this game
>>152623668I was just being a silly billy
>>152623668Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek get a load of this autistic muttoid. Nobody asked about the opinion of the hole you fuck
>>152623633Also sometimes people like to see a (you) so they know their contributions are being appreciated, which helps this slowly bot infested website is still worth posting on. Everyone loves a (you)
Tony R Khan
>>152623652The name that screamed bust the most to me was Mitchell Trubisky.
>>152623676Younghoe is impossible to beat. Cant even Google his last name without being put on lists.
>>152623680Mitchy is a treasure that this general loves and appreciates.
>>152623611>Dart did not attempt a pass until 1:44 left in the second quarter and finished 7 of 13 for 33 yards and his fifth career interception, which came when his throw bounced off Theo Johnson's hands and into Byron Murphy's. Dart was sacked five timesUh it sounds like Dart didn't stand a chance.
>>152623650They were right about firing him tho regardless
>>152623682>name is pronounced along the lines of "yungwei">we latinize "younghoe" for some stupid reason
>>152623682Sneed somehow still takes the cake in a runaway
The Future.
Regardless of what happened against the jags you can never take away his NVP
what the fuck happened to detroit’s run game?
>>152623690NEED this super bowl matchup
>>152623691Wtf is wrong with his chin
>>152623111this would actually be kino>>152623134 youre gay
>>152623694Cut himself while shaving
>>152623691I find it odd Nickelodeon still uses the blimp iconography
>>152623691Did he agree to get slimed? If not it doesnt count
>>152623691Only real ballers can say they won that award
Franchises = World LeadersPatriots = Adolf HitlerChiefs = JFKPackers = Joseph StalinContinue.
>>152623712Cowboys are definitely Trump.
>170 in fantasy>Lose
>>152623712Chiefs are more like Abraham Lincoln.
>>152623712Rams= Alexander The Great
>>152623694Nowhere near as huge and bad as his, but i got a brutal shaving cut that created a sort of fold, and hair still grows there. pisses me off. He must have bashed his chin wide open around 16/18 years old.
>2025 >already forgottenWhere does he rank amongst sophomore QB’s at this point?
>>152623712Steelers = Mao Zedong
>>152623712Patriots are TrumpGiants are Biden
>>152623712The Chiefs are Harry Truman.
>>152623720Sounds like you dont know ball lol
>>152623729better than nine and penis jr for sure but not by much
>>152623668One of the most retarded posts ever made
>>152623682I made that young hoe koooo
>>152623716Very true
Should the Packers move off of Love? I feel like Willis is every a good of passer as Love is, and he brings an entirely new dimension to their offense. On top of that Love is getting paid a ton of money
>>152623721>>152623735>Super popular team that died young>Marilyn = Taylor Swift
>>152623712Ravens = Napoleon Bonaparte Huge amount of victories but trying to hold onto glory when it's clearly over
>>152623712>mexican >jewish >woman What team is Claudia Sheinbaum?
>>152623257>implying elgay is any betterjust say you werent there for the early 2010s zoomie
I DONT WANNA BE ALIIIIVEEEEI DONT WANNNAA BEE ALIIIVEEEI just wanna die today
>>152623757The Jets.
>>152623757houston
>>152623723Nigga pls. Gavin Newsom is unironically fitting
>>152623757Los Angeles Rams
>>152623751After the 2nd drive, as a bears fan, I got more worried than if love was out there. Unfortunately fornthem he already got a shoulder injury apparently. Half a game and his throwing arm is popped. Dudee could run and was hitting lasers. Bears have bagent, good god. We need to think about this
why wouldn't my sister stop making ape sounds and saying dk dk donkey kong? I don't follow the sport
I look at these playoff teams and I see a lot of postseason inexperience at QB other than Rodgers, Allen, Stafford, Hurts, and Purdy, and Mayfield.
>>152623783A lot of spaghetti greatness incoming.
>>152623771World leaders idiot, not governors >Philthy education
>>152623777Terrible trips are terrible
We need some flyover country leader options for the NFCN
Is Bosa going to be back or is he ded?
>>152623783Saying Mayfield has playoff credentials is a joke. Love the guy but damn. His next playoff game will essentially be his first
https://youtu.be/_sOi1H_ct1w?si=FQNGvxUHWi6H4DNc>be my mind>don't like to think for myself >all of the time and...
>>152623712Raiders = Kim Jong Un
Posting obvious world leader for da bears
>>152623790You didnt hear? Butt cancer. Ultra butt cancer. He has 4 days left. Send a card asap
>>1526237831. Buccs aren’t making the playoffs 2. That’s actually a lot of experience between Rodgers, Stafford, Hurts. Allen and Purdy are also battle tested
>>152623720i know your pain brotha
I just went downstairs and realized I forgot something, and said FUCK, and the animatronic dancing Santa in the living room turned and look at me and shouted HEY! in a really stern voice, loud and clear. I froze and stared at it as it stared back at me, plastic. I am absolutely certain I heard it and it happened. The house was dead quiet, and he shouted, right next to me. I can’t stop shaking
>>152623687direct transliteration of phonemes is difficult
>>152623796Kek
Chefs brehs...
>>152623810You have to burn it now.
>>152623798>Bears have the blessing of the Vicar of Christ on EarthMaybe it really is Chicago's year.
>>152623810You better watch out… you better not cry….
If I'm rating playoff teams on the chances I think they will make the owl, I'd rank them as followsAFC1. Patriots2. Jaguars3. Broncos4. Bills5. Steelers6. Chargers7. TexansNFC1. Rams2. Bears3. Eagles4. 49ers5. Seahawks6. Packers7. Buccaneers
>>152623810>THAT IS JUST WHAT IT FUCKIN SAID
>>152623809I lost last week because of Myers..
Who's going to be the surprise breakout team of next season? And what will be their record?
Let's just enjoy the rain and some tunes https://youtu.be/pFS4zYWxzNA?si=Mmk63cxc6xB1OGUC
AFC division winner scenarios
Lamar Jackson is just the black Jay Cutler. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
NFC division winner scenarios
>>152623832Giants. Called it a month ago. Something like 13-4Dart, Skattebo and Nabers will take the league by storm
>>152623810I don't want to alarm you too much, anon...but this is eerily similar to a story I had related to me by another guy that was just chilling on his couch and he started hearing all sorts of military orders being relayed over radio static occurring within his house. Long story short, it was his first actual schizophrenic episode. If you start seeing or hearing more shit like that...like auditory or visual illusions, time to get evaluated.
>>152623842I have no idea how to read this
>>152623810Santa is just an anagram for Satan.
>>152623847Soon
Getting druk on spee is a sweet relief when your team REFUSES TO FIRE FUCKIN RETARDS LIKE JOHN HARBAUGH FUCK SAKES BRING BACK GREG ROMAN PLEASE GOD
>>152623835What happened to the Colts is depressing.
>>152623833Show us your face. What is there to be afraid of? You're a handsome man.
>>152623861>SMOKING CAUSES>CUM DISEASE AND>FUCKING BREATHwdtmbt??
>>152623842Here's a dumb one >Panthers lose out>Bucs lose to Dolphins and beat Panthers>Falcons win out>all 8-9>Panthers make the playoffs
>>152623852look at the one I circled, that means SF wins the division if these games all turn out this way>SF beats IND>CHI beats SF>LAR beats ATL>ARZ beats LAR>CAR beats SEA>SF beats SEA
>>152623712>Patriots = Adolf HitlerKEK but also true
>>152623862it happens to a team every year
>>152623842Is there a chart for the NFC winner odds? I know the Bears still have a shot at it too
>>152623868The most you'll get to see. This plus my hairline and ass keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. I think someone made an AI version of this photo to guess my face and it looked like Josh Allen
>>152623850>>152623850Wouldn’t surprise me. I’ve spiked a pear into the kitchen floor before for seeming lewd towards my sisters. Haven’t really had anything like that happen for years though. I’ll keep the possibility of being schizo in mind, but I’m pretty sure it really happened. If it keeps happening I’ll get evaluated
Nothing like the neighborhood. Listening to music and vibing in the rain
>>152623832>>152623845I also think it’ll be the Gnats. Depends on coaching, but they’ll be drafting at the top of each round and have a real chance to stack up on young talent. Still gotta have the right coaching staff.
>>152623886too complex for me to draw it but>41% SEA>21% LAR>20% CHI>19% SF> <1% PHI
>>152623887the mug of a nigga that went 0-3 on his bandwagon this week>blo dix>goof>lameme and the gayvens
>>152623887Wash your hair
>What about him makes them seethe?
>>1526238422nd table1st column3rd row
>>152623887Yeah you're not a bad looking guy. Little on the twinky side, but nothing wrong with that. Me, I'm fat, so I can't exactly rag on you too much. I just want you to do something fun because you usually do something funny when you're drunk.
>>152623887Looks incredibly arabic
>>152623902He heroballs too much
>>152623904This gay ass nigga got a man crush kek
>>152623889>I’ve spiked a pear into the kitchen floor before for seeming lewd towards my sistersWat. Explain
>>152623887I kind of look like Casey Affleck with glasses, so yeah not all that great, I've got a skinny ass nose.
we're really boutta have an uncbowl chip game
>>152623908Inshallah >>152623921As long as you don't have Casey Affleck "Manchester By The Sea" tier emotional baggage you'll make it
>>152623835pats broncos jags steelers>>152623842bears bucs seahawks eaglesall are the boring answer I know but these upsets are NOT happeningNFCW is the only interesting one, it could very easily be rams, niners is too much a stretch
>>152623922>Rematch of XIV In the same state/nfl/ doesnt deserve this kino
>>152623887Our Chiefs twink mogs
>>152623912I'm married with children. I have no problem complimenting other men on their looks. But yeah I'm super gay for kiwi. I think you're just jealous that he's better looking than you.
>>152623926I don't luckily.
>>152623940This zesty ahh closet nigga got a little stiffy for kiwi
you can tell Caleb is a real slut for BWC
>>152623947Super zesty and in the closet. I admit I want a piece of kiwi's fine little new zealand bussy. But I have standards, so none of your stinky bussy.
thoughts?
>>152623810finna exorcism
Recent history tells us the NFC rep will be either ; >Eagles >Rams >Niners They’ve represented the NFC in the superbowl for like 8 years straight (other than that one Tom Tampa season) The AFC is unpredictable as fuck. A lot of people are gonna bet the Bills by default, but history tells you they’ll choke in the divisional or something
>>152623937Let’s see
>I'm married with children>I have no problem complimenting other men on their looksYour wifes son doesnt count
>>152623960Dumb ragebait/10
>>152623962no chiefs no bengals, the only known bill killers are gone, they could go anywhere
Why isn't anyone giving the Eagles a chance at repeating?
>>152623962Imagine the seethe if the eagles make it
2025 is the biggest reinforcement of how shit black QBs and head coaches are
>>152623972Two words: Kevin Patullo
>>152623970what would you change?>>152623972dawg the eagles barely have a chance to win their wild card game
>>152623963I’ve compiled a composite. Pretty sure this is the same guy. He usually posts to defend against Chiefs fans being called fat brownoids
>>152623969I have a son and a daughter and they're both mine, though I am amused that a passing compliment towards kiwi's appearance has upset you enough to now make like 5 posts about it. You really are jealous kek.
>>152623977I think they can upset the Niners
>>152623972They just aren’t good. They had the luxury of beating up on the worst division in football.
>>152623972Have you watched their games? Their offense is putrid dogshit, their playcalling makes a 2nd grader Madden player look like a genius, and Squirts has been exposed hard this year and can only step up against godawful teams. The Chargers downloaded his ass and then he went back to statpadding against the Commanders and Raiders lmfao
>>152623977Bills are not beating the Eagles. Patriots are not losing to the Jets or Dolphins with no QB. Eagles aren't losing to the Commanders. Do I really need to keep going? It requires a bunch of retarded things that aren't going to happen to happen.
This closet ahh zesty smoothbrain got a little clitty that tingles for kiwi
>>152623995>Bills aren't beating the Iggles
>>152623983And this one guy makes you and the rest of the fanbase less brown and fat… how?
>>152623887it seems i caught you in a fat period of your life
>>152624002Cope
>>152623887The fuck is that rash on your neck Kiwi why do you dress homeless take a fuckin shower dirty ass nigga
>>152623984Ur ghey lol
>>152623969There’s nothing wrong with complimenting men. We need more of it in society to break away from homosexual stigmas. For example, Jason Mamoa has a great ass. I wish that were my ass. Same thing with cocks. Like good for you guys that have 7+ inch dicks. Like sincerely, good for you guys. That ain’t me, but it’s not gay for noticing things
never forget the colts were 7-1 and are going to miss playoffs
>>152624013It’s from his greasy hair, it’s irritating his skin kek
>>152623887What a handsome boy
>>152624018no u
>>152624019Nigga you gay
>>152624022>chest hair showing up from his sweatshirtmust smell like a wet carpet
>>152623887*fucks you*>>152623983Literal angel. Not for lewd
Definitely the least homosexual thread on spee
>>152624019Hey caleb!
>>152624006Never weighed even 200 pounds in my life at 5'11 so na not obese >>152624013I have eczema. Shit sucks. Was worse with my old job at the port. My hands would literally get so fucked up I'd have them bleed even with gloves
>>152624030This nigga is so afraid of going homo that he can't even compliment other guys without worrying that he will hoover down some cocks in the process keeeek
>tfw i'm only 5'6 and probably completely surrounded by 5'9+ CHADS who could overpower me easily if i made fun of their favorite teamd-doushio?!
>>152624030Nothing more cringe than a pajeet typing out “nigga” on an anonymous image board
>>152624042Who the fuck takes stock of another man's ass?
>kiwi is so handsome and charismatic that the entire genny has had a meltdown by the mere posting of part of his facei wish i had this kind of power
>>152624034Kiwi is for animalistic stinky sex, Chiefstwink is for poetic contemplation. If you disagree, you don’t know ball.>>152624060Knows ball
>>152624070Meant for >>152624035
>>152624066>FlagNigga you're probably a literal nigger
>>152624067Well, anyone can. For example, we could compare your own lumpy misshapen ghoul ass with that of Jason Mamoa and determine that your ass is quite lacking in comparison. You don't have to be gay to realize that your ass is worse. Gay men literally make entire livings out of taking stock of women and making them look better. Go 49ers, by the way.
>>152624083>flag Bruh you are pajeet. And you live in a flyover country. You will have to shovel the snow this week. I win 10/10 times
Fuck Chiefs
>>152624097Flyover this, flyover that.Learn a new word you chimp
The bears are who we thought they were.
>>152624128>t. Misshapen Ghoul Ass Pajeet
If the Lions win out and the Packers lose out, the Lions can still make the playoffs.......it could happen.... :(
>>152624038If your not already taking this 2x a day you should be eating your vegetables before your proteins and carbs for better post meal blood sugar and nutrient intake. Drinking alot of water getting a decent non irritant water based lotion and taking warm showers helps too
>>152624154>Hydrocortisone Cmon man I'm not some kid I've tried the creams/ointment. I have to live with this. We still rise
Should I write a fanfic :3
>>152624174They both need to fix their hair. Kiwi’s is greasy and the faggot’s is too fluffy and pisses me off Both autists as expected for this general. I would brutally mog both but won’t be posting myself on 4chan like a retard
>>152624173Then you should know drinking and smoking so fuckin much dries out your skin and causes problems >>152623833 >>152623861 Point is you need to constantly keep your skin supple or else it will flare up. I have family with a mild case but it seems like your more severe from the hands story. Dont expect anyone to feel sorry for you if your not willing to change.
>>152624204
>>152624205This is raped retard mutt shit but it doesn't matter the creams/ointments used. I've had jobs not using anything and had no issues and other jobs using hydrocortisone where my skin was fucked. It absolutely depends on your lifestyle
Do you think Rodgers can do anything in the playoffs if the Steelers make it in?
>>152624231>This is raped retard mutt shitOdd thing to say about your health mate, just trying to offer help here >It absolutely depends on your lifestyleSilly me for offering options to change your lifestyle huh
>>152624232It would be nice if he could.
>>152624272>change your lifestyle Can only happen if you don't work or you're a corporate cuck lmfao. At least admit you're one of the two
